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#Actually I'm a bit insane about the Axe Man too
deathnumber382 · 4 months
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*Drenched in blood, surrounded by bodies*
GIRL JERRI
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hero-of-the-wolf · 4 months
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What are your thoughts on each LU hero?
cracks knuckles long post incoming!!
I feel like a lot of people forget about how much of a gremlin Time really is. He's cryptic for the bit, because he thinks it's funny, but he's absolutely willing to talk about things when asked (like when he told Wind about his entire adventure). Yeah this man's got trauma, but at the point he's at now he's healed a lot. I also think that he's just incredibly awkward, and it makes him come across as aloof and ✨mysterious✨
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Twilight is the softest dorkiest Link by far and I will DIE on this hill. He's the biggest big brother to ever brother, and he vibes like someone who feels most useful when he's taking care of other people. It's very important to him. My boy is also so so stubborn like who the heck thinks it's a good idea to try and walk off an axe wound to the gut 😭 also I know in my heart that he gives the best hugs ever and I think a hug from him would fix me actually
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People like to make Warriors this shallow jerk??? and he's NOT. He's really really not. He's just a big brother and he loves to tease. He's also really smart too, esp with battle tactics and working with other people. Also this man def knows field medicine like look at him whenever one of the others is downed in a fight, he's always right there making sure that they're okay.
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Four is so so clever and really good at teamwork (obviously lol). but like!!! I love how throughout LU you can actively see him working really well with the others and accounting for their skills and where they are in battle, like in The Shadow arc he ducks down so Time can land a hit and it's a really cool scene. I also love his inside jokes with himself lol. He keeps his secrets just because he's waiting for a big dramatic reveal and I respect him for it.
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Wind makes the best facial expressions HANDS DOWN. He's such a big brother too, and even tho he's the youngest Link I'm sure he still big brothers all the others lol. Also!!! This kid literally made the gods choose him as a hero. At every turn literally nobody took him seriously and he proved himself and killed Ganondorf!!! I'm so proud of him. ALSO Wind is so smart. He's the first one to start piecing together the timeline(s)!!
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Wild is honestly super hyper competent?? Boy knows how to live off the land. He's smart. He chooses to be silly bc he enjoys being silly, not bc he's stupid. Also he was literally a prodigy!!!! That doesn't go away just because he lost his memories. He basically started out with the master sword (as in he started his knighthood with the sword already in hand), he defeated a guardian with a pot lid, also he knows how to cook lol. He's fine vibing by myself, but he's also happy to hang out with the others too :) also yeah he has a lot of trauma and guilt over everything that happened :(
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Legend's harshness to me is def a projection. A coping mechanism, if you will. Boy's got such a soft heart (bunny hehe) and he wants to protect it from getting hurt again. That doesn't stop him from loving and caring about the others, he's just more guarded about it. And despite everything he's been through... he still loves adventuring. He really does.
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Hyrule's got SO much grit and sheer determination. And he's so powerful too, even if he doesn't think that he is. He's got spells!!! That's something none of the others really have. Boy's got the toughest enemies in the entire franchise, too. He survived the Adventure of Link. That's insane lol also he's got SUCH just a little guy energy fr and I love that for him
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I think people also forget what a troublemaker Sky is. And he absolutely gets away with all of it too bc like just look at his face. Is that the face of someone who's ever done something wrong in their entire life? yes. yes it is But he's also genuinely so so sweet too and yeah he def gives really great hugs. Also he's an insanely talented swordsman??? Like there's a reason he's called the Godslayer™️ lol. Sky is SCARY when he's angry. He just doesn't get angry all that easily.
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batwritings · 2 years
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Aw! I'm glad you like the Eret drabble I sent in! I have ramblings on me at all times!
Now, actual request... Hm. What about somno with Dream, cause he's been up late very frequently working on projects?
(CC or C, either or can work in this situation)
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By all means, feel free to send them! *gets ready to hype you up because holy heck look at this other awesome creator!!* Enjoy~!
WARNING! This work does contain pre-consented to somnophilia! If that is not something you are comfortable with, please do not read! Thank you!
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You'd been planning this little surprise for a good minute now. Dream had been absolutely working himself to the bone lately with his latest little mission against L'Manburg. You wanted to do something for him as a bit of reward for his hard work. So here you were, all dolled up for your little soldier.
Unfortunately for you, your plans would have to change. Passed out, barely on his bed, dead to the world was Dream, his mask barely on his face as he slept. You knew there would be little waking him as his door creaked shut. Being the light sleeper he is, that should've had him at immediate attention, axe in hand.
Even as you approached to help him slide his mask off, Dream hardly stirred, only a soft little hum leaving his lips. Part of you was bummed; you'd really worked hard on his little surprise for him and you had really been looking forward to making him feel good. The other part of you, was insanely smart.
A flashback played in your head of an instance of intimacy between the two of you. "God you feel so good," Dream had moaned, thrusting into you hard from behind. "I bet you'd take me any chance you get wouldn't you baby? Take it. Take what's yours. Your just as much mine." Now who were you to deny a direct order.
You got to work, carefully working Dream's pants and boxers down his hips just enough to free his soft member. The man mumbled quietly in his sleep, but otherwise did not stir, lost in his dreams. You slipped beneath the covers, not wanting to alarm your slumbering partner with a chill across his legs.
Your skilled tongue rolled across every inch of skin on Dream's soft member to bring him to hardness. Every vein you ran your mouth over had your lover raising his hips ever so slightly, seeking out your warmth. You could start to hear his breathing quicken as you assaulted him with pleasure.
Only once he was fully hard did you move, your entrance already having been prepped from your discarded plan. Slowly, almost agonizingly so did you slide down onto Dream's hard member. You bit into your lip so hard to try and silence your noises, not wanting to disturb the blonde if you could help it. You knew he was exhausted, but you just couldn't help yourself, you'd work really hard on your little plan.
You bounced yourself as gently as you could until the pleasure, the feel of having Dream inside you became to much. Calloused hands found your hips and immediately you locked onto tired green eyes watching you with a hunger. "Don't stop," he commands, voice low and gravelly from sleep. You couldn't even if you tried, the pleasure of your orgasm creeping up your spine. By the hoarse groans beneath, your lover wasn't far behind.
It was nearly in unison, you hitting your peak first as Dream practically abused your sweet spot over and over. The feel of you clenching around his cock had him right behind you, groaning out quietly in his tiny little home. Your head fell against his chest as you both tried to catch your breath.
"Sorry for waking you," you mumbled with a chuckle. "I had a surprise for you since you've been working so hard. Guess you worked yourself too hard again huh?" You waited for a response, but only the frogs croaking outside met your ears.
You looked up to see Dream had nodded off again, head lolled to the side. His hands still had a decent grip on you, even in his sleep which had you smiling. Slowly and carefully did you pull yourself up off his softening member, shuddering as you felt some of his essences escape down your leg.
You did your best in your sleepiness to clean up, before you tucked yourself into bed with your exhausted partner. Instinctively, the sleeping blonde wrapped his arms around your waist, pulling you back against his chest. You chuckled tiredly, patting his arm as you snuggled in.
This wasn't such a bad plan after all.
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Silver Talks AniManga (29/10/23)
veeeeeeeeeeeeeery late this week I know it's my own fault really, I was warned by my buddy mega that yozakura would be a dense read and take a while but I didn't listen and underestimate how long it'd take, I should've started during the week but I only started reading on saturday NIGHT so no way in hell I was gonna be able to catch up.. by the time I went to bed on sunday I was on 111/200 so oof.. also didn't mon tue or wed so that's why the post is so late but anyhoo
green - new series/new to me pink - catching up
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Anime
Frieren Ep8
very good episode like usual, even more for me cause of all the action. looks like the next one will also have quite a bit of it so I'm pogged up
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Undead Unluck Ep4
bro that episode went absolutely INSANE?? HELLO the sakuga was so good I was losing my gourd I'm so glad uu got the adaptation it deserves also my queen yuuki absolutely stole the show, really showing why she's up there with the best of the best, it's gonna be sad not getting more gina til like cour 4 but it'll be worth the wait
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Pokemon Horizons Ep26
pretty chill episode after all the excitement from last week's cour finale, mostly just setting up the plot for the future. tho we also got a new op and it goes absolutely crazy
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Adult Precure Ep4
alright episode, mostly about what saki and mai have been up to, saki being engaged and mai breaking up with her bf. I know that in their shows, from the very start, the girls have crushes on boys (ofc it couldn't be otherwise cause toei are cowards) but you gotta understand how deep in the yuri mines I am. hearing them actually say they're engaged or dating a man gave me whiplash
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Imas Million Live Ep4
good episode as usual, the best part was getting a lot more screentime for some of the girls that were barely in the other eps, tho it still wasn't that much and since this isn't following the og format there's always gonna be some girls that won't get their time to fully shine sadly. also got a couple momoko moments™ including the box so that was funny
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Manga
Mission: Yozakura Family Ch1 - 200
wowie that was.. a lot better than I expected. honestly went in not expecting much, and after having just caught up to jujutsu from 1 to current I wasn't expecting yozakura to be so good since jujutsu is so much more popular but, hot take: I think it's way better like sheesh. I talked about it on my server but the only I thing I think jujutsu has over yozakura is the battles, otherwise it's beat in every category. I like the art a lot more, even from ch1 yozakura had waaaaay better paneling than even current jujutsu. and the whole cast is a lot more likeable. like from jujutsu I cared about gojo, nanami, maki and okkotsu. in yozakura we get cooldown chaps were the different family members do their own stuff and interact with each other which helps you get to know them more and in doing so liking them more, while still using these chaps to move the plot along so the pacing isn't too slow (outside of that little side detour with the past heads that got cut short prob by the editor but yknow)
anyway rambling and just repeating what I already said in the server but TL;DR it's good, glad to be caught up, and looking forward to it wrapping up in the near future since we're close to the final arc
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Witch Enforcer Ch1
I started this mostly on a whim cause the art is good (artist's on here too btw @ camellia0x0) but I was pleasantly surprised. there was nothing surprising about the story but it was delivered well and the art was solid through the whole chap (tho the paneling is very basic but I'll give them a pass since it's their first serialization [only some one shots before]) and the concept of a witch making and using mechs is fun. looking forward to seeing this artist's growth as a mangaka, hopefully the series doesn't get axed too early
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Undead Unluck 181
good chap, especially the end tho. never thought this could be a possibility but it makes total sense there'd be a reverse evil union on the side of god. never thought about it since we had under before. really curious to see how the next chap gonna but it's prob just gonna be introducing all those baddies that people will fight in the final arc
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Okay so over the past two days I've rewatched/watched Alien 1-4 and boy was it ever a decline. For context, I've only seen Alien and Aliens prior to this, as well as one of the prequels, though I can't recall which one, but I'm not including those because I haven't watched/rewatched them yet.
Spoilers below for Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection, in case you haven't seen them, because I have thoughts.
Alien is perfect, of course. It still holds up really well and I'm still beyond happy that I was able to watch it in theaters many years ago as opposed to just on TV. It's definitely worth seeing in a theater IMO.
Aliens I've always had bad memories of, and while I was certainly reminded of why, it actually wasn't nearly as bad as I remembered it being. I think the character's name is "Hudson", or the guy who famously says "Game over, man! It's game over!" Anyways, he's why I had such bad memories of this movie. I find him incredibly annoying BUT the last time I saw this movie was probably a decade ago so while I still find it annoying, I'm able to look past it and overall find the rest of the movie enjoyable.
Alien 3 was uh... well let me just say that my initial reaction was WTF because of the "choice" they made at the beginning of the film to axe every character who survived from Aliens, aside from Ripley, and including Newt who was like so pivotal to the previous movie. I was so baffled this I had to google it and I see that it primarily wasn't their fault that they had to make this choice because I guess the actress who played Newt didn't actually want to be an actress, but I don't know, I think they could've managed to handle it a bit better than they did. It was just insanely jarring to go straight from saving her in Aliens to "btw she died off-screen between movies". This colored my opinion of the movie at first, but ultimately this movie wasn't so bad all things considered. The next movie definitely makes this one seem near-perfect by comparison.
Alien Resurrection is just bad. It's just so so bad. If I hadn't caught a glimpse of Joss Whedon's name in the credits at the beginning, I could've still guessed it a mile off. Ironically, even though Alien 3 actually had Ripley fuck a dude, this movie was way more unnecessarily sexualised than that one. Not to mention the fact that they went with the whole angle that the aliens are now Clone Ripley's children which makes sexualising the two infinitely worse.
There's also the fact that this movie just flat out does not make sense and is contrived as hell. They barely attempt to explain how Ripley is even in this movie to begin with after she died in Alien 3, giving us a one-off line about how they "scraped blood samples" that they found in the prison and used that to clone her, utilizing Alien DNA, which is how they wound up with 7 other failed attempts that all looked semi-Alien-like whereas our Ripley is #8 and looks normal.
Except this I could buy into. Is it contrived? Absolutely. But whatever, this world has synthetic androids and pseudo-supercomputers so whatever, I can buy that they have cloning too. But what I couldn't buy was that somehow by cloning her they also managed to clone the Queen alien that was lying dormant in Ripley's body back in Alien 3? I'm sorry, what? If you can do that why do you even need Ripley, an active threat to your plans?
There's also the plot contrivance of why they didn't immediately kill her off once she'd served her purpose. They had the Queen at that point, and the subject of terminating her comes up twice but we never actually get given an answer as to why they keep her alive. They even go as far as to call out the fact that she's an active danger to their project. Given that Joss Whedon was writing this, I'd have at least expected some kind of creepy doctor who wanted to fuck his Riply science experiment or something. Anything to even attempt to justify her continued existence.
Also I'm sorry these fuckers have been researching, reproducing and raising these aliens and not one of them thought that maybe they should make their cages acid proof?
Overall, just a terrible movie. Sucks too because I guess it leads nowhere? You're telling me they ran out of the tried-and-true method of "somehow the Aliens have returned" when the ship full of them crashed on Earth? Nah. Also I LOL'd at the ending because I'm sorry, is Earth uninhabited? I don't think so. But there they went crashing a fucking massive spaceship into it with no concerns and we just roll credits.
Anyways, guess I'll start Prometheus and Covenant tomorrow.
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rat-rant-time · 8 months
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Men's wedding rings are HORRIBLE
ok OK OK OK here we go, first rant on my rant-centric blog:
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These fkin things
I hate these straight boy rings with such a burning passion in the pit of my soul. They are so so so ugly. When I see men talking about how cool these tungsten rings are I feel like I'm going insane... like, are we looking at the same thing?
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Mixing metals? That brushed, milled-metal look?????
the fucking bezel on the side????
Ugh don't even get me started on how I feel about black metals in jewelry to begin with.
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If you're wearing this ring, this is what I interpret about you: You are an 8th grader in 2013 who is very very proud of the hand-me-down blackberry phone that your dad gave you after he got the newer model. You carry a leather briefcase to school, are experimenting with being a little emo (but not fully emo) and you're a little nervous about going into 9th grade and not being the oldest grade in school anymore.
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side note: a lot of these rings appear to have some kind of clear material in the middle that looks like resin and I just KNOW that after a few years of wear the middle of these rings will be yellowed and cloudy and someday these rings will sit in a thrift or antique store and some cool college girl will pick it up, show it to her friend, laugh, and put it down again.
and you may say,
Oh, but Ms. Rat, Tungsten is great and cheap and really durable and they can make it look like a regular gold wedding band check it out?
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idk why but this SHAPE of wedding ring just makes me feel itchy. Like, It looks so obviously milled, like someone took a hunk of cheap metal and milled it down into a ring in 5 minutes (which they probably did!) its like, here you go Man™ here is your slop so no one would dare think you own something lovingly crafted, we just threw this together so no one would think you care. Oh also we put an axe on the inside just so you know its a MANS ring just for MANLY MEN who like AXES and WOODSMOKE and LEATHER but not in the gay way
UUHhhh yeah so thats it. I hate these rings. There is no deeper meaning to this post. (except maybe we could talk about why men's products have to always be "rugged" and "manly" at the expense of actual aesthetics because they feel like its too feminine these days to even have a regular old solid gold band or -god forbid- something with a bit more visual interest that doesn't look like garbage) Is this a controversial take? If you own one of these I am sorry. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings but sometimes you must scream into the void, yk?
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La Pomme ~ Chapter Eight
Pairing: Sam x OC (eventual Dean x OC and Dean x Castiel. And I mean eventual.)
Series summary: George is a casual French-Mistake-universe Supernatural fan living in no-COVID 2020, who's life is upended when she's suddenly launched between realities, two years into the boys' past (S13E22). What begins as an insane, immersive fan experience turns into more when Jack goes missing and George offers up her AU information to help track him down. Soon it's discovered that she and Sam may actually have history. But that's impossible, right?
Word Count: 3,900
Warnings: {smut, fluff, angst, show level violence, swearing, mentions of suicide} ***Detailed warnings will be tagged for specific chapters.
A/N: Following the events of my prequel Paradise and second story From My Eyes Off. Reading those first gives context but isn’t necessary to start this one.
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Collapsing into one of the comfier library chairs set between some stacks, George took a sip of the small glass of whiskey she figured she'd earned. She'd just scolded a fucking demon from hell. What was she thinking?! It had been pretty cool, but pissing off an evil, powerful being was maybe not the smartest. She could have gotten herself killed!
It had been unavoidable though; upon realizing that Demon Tim must have been the reason they suspected her of being involved in Jack's disappearance, she had been furious. Not only was it not true, it was insulting, humiliating, and just plain rude. It was also simply a bad plan. So, she took it upon herself to enlighten him and to correct his offensive insinuations. Hopefully, it wouldn't come back to bite her in the ass.
Her focus shifted then to Jack. Reflecting over her time there, there were things she remembered having happened on the show. The refugees in the bunker, AU Michael attacking, Jack losing his powers, Lucifer dude being just a regular human dude now; all of it was familiar, even when it terrified her (see: AU Michael attack). But, when they told her Jack was missing, she was thrown off at first. It wasn't something she remembered seeing on the show. Then again, she'd only just finished binging from season 10 to the end of 13 a couple weeks ago and hadn't started 14 yet. So, maybe she was past the point of being able to tell when things were part of their prescribed timeline or not? Therefore, even if Jack had been kidnapped on the show, she wouldn't have any info for them, right?
The problem was, the more she thought about it the more she began to believe she had seen something about this storyline. Jack being missing, the three of them going to save him-
Was it Ryan telling you about some episode where they rescued Jack in the redwoods? They had filmed it on location at some tourist spot you went to as a kid all the time and she thought you'd think it was cool… where was that?
She couldn't remember, and it frustrated her. She was also worried that she was making this all up just to be helpful.
Taking another sip, she allowed her thoughts to wander between episode scenes like an internal microfiche as she tried to nail down her recollection, No, I can definitely picture all four of them in the woods and fighting. Someone had kidnapped Jack, wanting his powers for something… was it the angels?
"Well, that was interesting," Dean stated, startling her out of her thoughts. The three of them were walking into the library a surprisingly short while after she left them with Tim.
Looking up at them, she set the glass down on a nearby shelf and stood up. Dean didn't elaborate further while he poured his own glass. The expressions each one wore were indiscernible and she grew nervous.
"Oh?" George raised a brow and looked between them, "Did he talk? Because you know, I've actually been sitting here thinking about this whole situation and something about Jack going missing is very familiar. Now, unfortunately, I am a few seasons behind, and-""
Dean took a sip, looking at her with curious amusement, and interrupted, "I was talking about you."
George looked surprised and then grimaced, "No, no. I'm not interesting, not at all. I'm the exact opposite of interesting. I'm-I'm… I'm…"
"Uninteresting?" Castiel offered helpfully as she struggled to find the words. Sam and Dean rolled their eyes in unison.
"Right! Thank you, Castiel. I'm highly uninteresting." She gulped a bit and wrung her hands as the three of them kept watching her. In the silence, she nervously looked in Castiels direction and blurted quickly, "I'm also George! Hi! Really nice to meet you! Big fan!"
"Nice to meet you," Castiel smiled awkwardly and nodded a greeting, looking at the other two with a confused expression, "...fan of what?"
"Right, positively boring," Sam interjected sarcastically before he could stop himself. He definitely thought she was interesting. First she's just a beautiful woman, then she's a beautiful woman he may or may not have had a life altering dream about ten years ago, and now she was a beautiful woman from an alternate reality where his life was a prime time television show… who he may or may not have had a life altering dream about ten years ago. 'Uninteresting' was definitely not an adjective he'd use for her.
Dean snorted, "Yea, boring is the last word I would use to describe that scene earlier. You caused Tim to sing like a canary, by the way."
Her jaw dropped in disbelief, "Say what?"
"I almost say we hire her to be our monster torture hypeman," He joked, looking at Sam with a raised eyebrow.
Sam ignored him and addressed Geroge's question, "After you left, Tim-"
"Cleetus," Dean interjected sarcastically.
"Cleetus… well, he sort of... started crying? He said he'd tell us everything we wanted to know if we promised to keep you away from him." Sam looked strangely apologetic and she let a few nervous chuckles escape, unsure whether to believe what they were saying.
"We think you hurt his feelings," Castiel explained further. "Which fortunately seemed to motivate him to talk, so thank you."
"I guess his demon mommy didn't teach him about sticks and stones," Dean cracked, taking another swig.
"Huh. OK. Neat!" George didn't know what to say; she was confused and strangely proud of herself. But she didn't want them to think she wasn't chill, so she shrugged nonchalantly, "You're welcome, I guess. Anyway, as I was saying, I'm not caught up to the current season of my timeline but I think I remember this whole Jack-gone-missing thing a little bit. I want to say you all track him down somewhere in… Oregon? Washington? I'm getting a Northwest-ish feeling." She began unconsciously pacing around the room, gesturing energetically with her hands. "I can picture a battle taking place in the woods...Jack being in danger, you all being in danger, too...some fighting...maybe someone losing the fight? Or getting really hurt," She glanced worriedly at Castiel. He'd be the only actor they'd axe of the three of them, so it stood to reason he'd be the most likely to die if she was right.
Dean and Sam shared a look before Dean asked, "Fine, I'll bite. Do you know a city? A time-frame? Who we're fighting? Anything specific?"
George paused and then slumped a bit in defeat, "No. I've only really watched up through, like, literally now. Other than random things I've heard or seen in passing, I don't know anything that's happened since ya'll got back from the apocalypse world. Been purposefully trying to avoid spoilers, too, which is a decision I now regret, obviously."
"OK, well look, sweetheart, it's OK," Dean began, in an embarrassingly condescending, douchey tone, "We don't expect you to help us. I mean, we're grateful about the assist with Cleetus, obviously but this-" Dean vaguely motioned in her direction and she raised an offended eyebrow, "-was obviously just a weird magical mess that Rowena left for us to clean up yet again. So, you just sit back and relax, and once we find Jack we'll figure out how to get you back home in a jiff, OK?" He winked and finger gunned at her, adding, "Don't you worry your pretty little head about it." In his way, Dean was trying to convey to her a sense of ease and comfort that they would take care of things. But, unsurprisingly, he came off incredibly dismissive and patronizing. Her cheeks flushed an angry red; she'd had it up to here with him by now.
Sam and Castiel exchanged nervous glances at the look on her face and Sam tried to stop it before the inevitable happened, "Uh, Dean, mayb-"
Cutting him off, George slowly walked toward Dean, eyes blazing, "Listen sweet cheeks." She had a polite smile on her face as she tried her hardest to muster up the same condescending, silky, sweet Dean-tone, "I'm sympathetic to the fact that you can't help but be an insufferably arrogant ass most of the time-that's just how you were written," for a split second she saw Dean's cool-guy-smug-face falter and she relished it. She could tell she landed a blow, even if it was a small one, "but maybe you could do us all a favor and try to ignore your cro-magnon dated natural urges and attempt to be open minded for once in your life? Just try to consider the fact that, like it or not, I might not be a total useless red-shirt? That maybe I-once again the lone female in the entire world according to Supernatural-might actually be useful? Hmm? Might actually have useful-albeit vague-information for you? Or would taking your lead from a woman be too threatening to you overbearing, uber-macho, 'we-get-it-you're-totally-straight' masculinity?"
Dean's head jerked back in offense, "Now, wait a minute! What's that supposed to mean?"
"Don't worry your pretty little head about it," She mocked him in a deep, goofy tone, high-fiving herself internally. Nailed it! She'd always hated how damn smug his character was. Yes, fine, he was hot and charming and smart as fuck and right at least like 75% of the time, but he didn't have to be so fucking arrogant about it all the time. She preferred a man with some humility.
Sam was smirking at the look on Dean's face and muttered teasingly, "How does it feel, Cleetus?"
"Except, you actually don't." Cas interjected begrudgingly, as he thoroughly enjoyed watching Dean get verbally bitch-slapped. In fact, he could watch it all day, but they needed to focus on Jack.
"Scuse me?" She said, maintaining her sweet tone while staring daggers at Dean. "Don't what?"
"Have useful information for us," the angel said begrudgingly matter-of-fact.
"Er," Sam interjected seeing the look on her face, "Uh, well, it's just according to Tim-Cleetus-whatever, Jack is being held captive inside an old church in a small ghost town outside Butte."
Dean slapped his hands over his mouth in mock surprise and then, taking a few steps toward George, he mimed a balloon being popped by an impractically large needle. He had an impossibly large grin spread across his face.
"She still has a point, Dean," Sam sighed in an annoyed, if not slightly embarrassed, tone at his brother's display.
Cas nodded in agreement, "Yes, you were incredibly condescending and unfriendly in your attempt at being friendly earlier. Even though she's wrong about Jack, she's right about your inability to relinquish control-to anyone, though, not specifically women."
"You all suck." Dean said flatly.
George ignored him and shook her head. She was more and more sure about her information by the second; despite her doubts she could feel she was right. "Listen, I'm telling you, Jack is not in some bullshit church in Montana. He's…" She struggled to remember. "Erg, somewhere rainy and wooded!"
"Rainy and wooded, you say?" She cringed angrily at the sound of Dean's voice. "That's really great, very helpful. Say, maybe we should look up your little murder buddy-OwnsHisOwnAxe69, was it?-and ask if he's got Jack stashed in the Marin Headlands?" Dean's voice dripped with sarcasm.
George shook her head at him and closed her eyes tight in an effort to block out his negativity. Walking slowly away from him and into the map room, she started talking to herself, in a pointedly loud voice. Her focus bounced between episodes from the show and conversations with her friend, Ryan, a Supernatural Encyclopedia. She was hoping she could piece together something useful.
"OK, hang on, Jack is born, gets sucked into Apocalypse World, comes back, has his grace stolen but he's safely with you guys, he's happy, he's great-albeit, moody and not the best at video games. Then he disappears and you can't find him, yadda yadda."
While she rambled, her mind's eye began conjuring images of what she assumed were scenes from the episode she was trying to think of. While helpful, it was also disconcerting since she'd never actually seen it. She thought perhaps she'd seen clips on youtube while watching bloopers? She never could stay away from them, even if she hadn't seen the episode yet; they were just too funny. Maybe her overactive imagination was just creating scenes around what little knowledge she did have, "...and there's an epic-potentially deadly-fight scene at the end of one of the last episodes of the season. An episode that was, oh so noteworthily filmed on location iiiiinnn…" She tried to demand that her memories behave for her but it was challenging, considering she shouldn't have any memories of having watched the damn thing at all. "...where? Fuck me!" She snarled, chasing desperately after her murky visions as they swirled too abstractly for her to discern.
In a sudden moment of unusual clarity she could see the words displayed behind her eyelids. '...False Klamath? Where the fuck… why does that sound familiar? She flashed to the location in her memories and saw big wooden statues towering outside the scenic little tourist trap
Her eyes popped open with a gasp, "Johnny Appleseed!"
"Johnny Appleseed?" Dean teased, mock exasperatedly, "We're trying to find JACK."
"The Johnny Appleseed statue at The Trees of Enigma! Just outside False Klamath, Oregon!" She slammed both her hands down on the table in front of her in uncontrollably jubilant victory. "HA! Take THAT!" She jumped up excitedly and punched her fist in the air. "I did it! I remembered!"
"Sam, can you translate any of this?" Dean asked, annoyed.
"On the show," She started smugly, before Sam could say anything, "the battle that you two get into when you find Jack, takes place at a tourist spot called The Trees of Enigma. The episode was filmed on location at said tourist spot, in-say it with me now-False Klamath, Oregon. Oregon, Dean. A place that is known for being both rainy and wooded." Her finger was placed on the map table in the general area of Oregon, "that's where you'll find Jack. I'm sure of it." Her adrenaline was pumping and she was so stoked. It felt really good to be useful; like she was part of the show!
"Yea, that's great, sounds fun," Dean started dismissively, though toned down a bit, "but we're not risking Jack's life to follow your hunch."
"Excuse me. Why is my so-called hunch less believable than a demon's word? Especially a demon named Cleetus. Rude," George looked particularly offended now.
"Tim gave us real, solid intel and we've never had a problem when we've relied on our trusted resources in the past," He answered confidently. George's head jerked toward him like she hadn't heard correctly and she gave Sam and Castiel some crazy eyebrows.
"Sorry, you understand that I do watch the show, right?" She asked rhetorically, with a doubtful expression. When he rolled his eyes, she let out a frustrated huff. "Dean, think about this! He's a demon! He lies! Look, I know you have no reason in the world to trust me but you've got to; just think about it. Even IF it is demons that have Jack, don't you think it's possible that the prisoner demon you're threatening to torture might give you a false lead? Especially if he's naive enough to think he'll be able to escape and doesn't want to get in trouble with his bosses? C'mon, this is not-the-sharpest-tack-Tim we're talking about!"
Sam and Castiel had agreeably expressions but Dean's was stubbornly disagreeable, though she could tell he knew she was right. The thought of them going to Montana gave her a dreadful, suffocating feeling, like death.
So, she tried one more tactic and held her hands up in prayer, "Dean please, I don't know what and I don't know how I know, but I know in my gut that if you go to Montana, something terrible will happen. And Jack's not there, I promise you." She dropped all the bullshit and gave him her best seriously-just-listen-to-me face but Dean still wasn't budging.
"Christ, I knew you were stubborn but this is ridiculous, ugh. OK, fine!" She threw her hands up and turned on her heel, heading toward the dungeon.
"Wait, where are you going?" Sam asked quickly.
"Obviously I didn't hurt his feelings badly enough the first time, so I'm going to go have another chat with Cleetus and get him to admit that he's a liar, liar, pant-"
"Er-you... can't do that," Sam cut her off apologetically.
"Sam, he's handcuffed to a chair. I appreciate the concern but-"
"He means you really can't," Dean added. George looked toward him annoyed and Dean continued, "After he gave us everything we needed we pretty much, chk," he finished, slicing a finger across his throat in demonstration. When she looked like she wanted to strangle him, he shrugged and offered, "RIP Cleetus."
George rolled her eyes in exasperation, "But he was lying! Don't you confirm the information before you cut off the source?! Oh my god, why am I even asking? You're the Winchesters, of course you don't." The three of men looked between each other guiltily and she placed her hand on her hip, "What if that was just an act and Tim saw an opportunity. Feeding you some bullshit so that you couldn't actually find Jack? Or, maybe Tim has nothing to do with Jack at all, and sending you to Montana is just a good old fashioned ambush?!" She paused for a moment and gave a surprised, appreciative nod, "Hmm, maybe I underestimated ole' Cleetus a bit. Could have been smarter than I thought."
"She does have a point, Dean. The chances that he was lying are incredibly high," Cas conceded slightly, giving Dean a questioning look. "We have no proof that his lead is any better than hers. Demon's lie."
"Damnit, alright, fine," Dean said, sighing angrily. "Sam and I will go to Oregon to look for Jack; Cas, check out Butte-carefully, strictly recon, do not engage-and call us if you find any trace of him." He shot a quick warning look at George. "We'll turn around and come right to you. Sound like a plan? Great, let's go."
"Wait, no! Don't send him to Butte! Didn't you hear me? If it's an ambush, he'll get his ass kicked!"
"Hey." Cas looked hurt and George softened her face at him.
"Oh, I'm sorry Castiel. You're a total badass when the plot calls for it, otherwise, getting beat up is just kind of your MO." Ignoring the confused look on the angel's face, She turned back to Dean, "and besides you need Castiel in Oregon, Dean. I've seen it!"
"Oh? I thought you hadn't 'seen this episode yet'?" Dean said sarcastically.
"I-I… Well, OK, I haven't, but I've seen the three of you and Jack all together for this fight. Just trust me, you need him there. What if Jack is hurt when you find him? Cas can heal him, right?" She made a questioning face to Castiel; at the moment she couldn't remember the extent of his powers on the show and he was always losing one or another for whatever reason, anyway. But if she was right, she figured that even if Dean wouldn't trust her gut, he might trust that having a healing angel on their journey would be a benefit. "Is that a power you have? I feel like I've seen you do that."
"She's right, Dean. I can heal him if we find him injured," Cas offered her helpfully and she shot him a grateful expression, actually looking him in the eyes for the first time, albeit fleetingly.
"Have you seen Jack get hurt?" Sam asked her, trying to help, too. He remained a neutral party at this point, but if he was honest with himself, he believed her. Maybe a little too much, which is why he was trying to stay impartial. If he was being blinded by his confusing memories and the undeniable-yet-currently-being-denied feelings he was developing for her and ended up wrong, Jack could be killed.
"Uh… I mean, no… not definitively, but it's pretty standard for the show. You're all constantly getting hurt during fights and when it's close to a season finale the danger factor is skyhigh for anyone who isn't you two…" After motioning to the brothers, she trailed off, afraid that this reasoning was going to hurt her more than help her.
Sam gave her a long, contemplative look before finally offering, "I can have a small team go check out Butte. Maybe Garth can join? Last time I talked to him he was near there."
Dean's teeth and fists were clenched as he took a deep, exaggerated breath, "Fine. We'll send a group to Butte and call Garth from the road-No arguments!" He held up his hand to her as she opened her mouth to speak. "The three of us are going to Oregon, just as you demand, but I'm not leaving anything to chance on some alien's hunch. Garth can handle himself."
She made an indignant face at him-she wasn't an alien, she was from an alternate reality! Get it right. But, while she was afraid of someone getting hurt in the obvious trap that had been set for them in Montana, the thought of Garth going instead didn't give her the same full-body fear shudder. So, she figured she'd take what she could get and not push the issue further. Besides, she knew Dean wasn't going to be happy about her next move and she had to pick her battles.
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Everything We Lost
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Ahem endgame who
So, Infinity War destroyed my crops, murdered my family and spat in my face. So, I tried relieving myself with this sadkdfkshs. I don’t read the comics so,,,beware you hardcore ultras.
Also disappointment about how no one's torn The Winter Soldier theme from CATWS apart FNAF style is ruining my life as well. Heavy dialogue (i think) and lots of hyphens lmaoo. Enjoy. and don’t plagiarize of course
Summary: Bucky wakes up in the Soul Stone.
Insp: Nothing Lasts by Taska Black ft. Pauline Herr
Back to the other end, when we fell down
We could not believe we would lose it all
Now the dreams are gone, and faith has drowned
Everything we lost and we never found
Everything we lost and we never found
Uh, Steve…?
Bucky had been expecting one of two things: either the scorching flames of punishment and retribution or the gentle white of warmth and peace, maybe even forgiveness. Definitely not orange. Definitely not a reflective, watery floor under a similarly hued sky that radiated a gnawing hunger and desolation. At least, that was the aura this realm gave off to him.
The sky was full of arriving ashes. They swirl and plummet, becoming people. So many people. So much noise.
The crowd swells around him, people flickering in and out of sight like glitching ghosts. Some cry while hugging themselves. Others stare at their limbs; Bucky having done the same once he stood up. Their cries and shouts drill into his head, and for a weird minute, he thought he was in Hell.
"Cassie, where—Cassie!"
"Darcy! Jane!"
"Bill? Bill, what's happened—where are you?"
"Harley?"
"Excuse me—"
Before he can start his own calls, he whirls to face an elderly woman.
Like him, she seems dazed, eyes wide and watery.
"I'm looking for my husband, I—"
He chokes on a scream. She dissolves into ash, his own being following suit.
There's no description for being pushed out of existence, but that's how he would word it.
Time freezes, and it was like he didn't have to breathe, he couldn't. He couldn't see, or hear, or feel and it felt bad. But how could he be sure of that if he couldn't feel at all? Yet, in a split second, it was seemingly…over. He stands, palpable as ever. He almost heaves over the poor woman, holding her slash leaning on her.
"My God," she wheezes. "What was that?"
"I'm…not sure. But, sorry about that," he shakes his head. "What, uh—does your husband look like?”
Stuttering, she catches her breath. Her eyes flick past him and widen. "Ava!"
A younger woman bursts through the crowd, spinning almost comically. "Yes? Bill?"
The elder woman raises her arm and the girl freezes, recognition steadying her face. "Van Dyne..."
The woman looks her over frantically. "Are you okay? Are you alright? Are you in any pain?"
"No, not exactly. What's happening?"
"I'm not...sure."
"Janet," an elderly man shoves through, held by a young woman. “Janet!”
"Mom?"
"Hank! Jellybean," she cries. Before bolting, she places a hand over Bucky's. "Found them. Thank you."
He tries his best to smile. "No problem."
Ducking his head, he tries to move away, eyeing the sky, the people.
Ashes clump and disassemble, and he remains silent, calling no one. He only stares as he pushes through the groups of people, tripping to a stop before he ran over a poor man as he plummeted just in front of him. Muttering a few 'excuse mes', the world seems to shift. Again, his being, along with everyone else, crumbles into ash. His lungs disappear, and he chokes in momentary oblivion.
Yelping makes him spin.
A girl falls to her knees next to him, her voice hoarse. “What—what—no—what’s—Brother?"
Bucky’s stomach vanishes. “Princess.”
Large, wet eyes snap up to him, revealing the stricken face of Shuri Udaku.
“Bucky?”
Her orange blouse almost camouflages with the light, torn in a few spots. Her trembling hand rises, and he meets it, helping her up.
They hold each other as they crumble into nothingness. When they reform, she sobs.
“What is happening? What is going on?”
“I don’t know,” he rubs her back gently. “Are you okay?”
“No, I—I’m sorry—this is all—insane,” she hiccups. “First, those things got in while I was working on Vision and I got hit, so I pretended to stay down—”
“Wait, they got to Vision?”
Her head shakes. “He—he escaped. I shut down the extraction. I couldn’t get it out in time. My guards couldn’t take the—the thing that got to us and I had to leave it in. I tried fighting back, but I got hit. I heard the window shatter—and then, when I tried hiding, everyone started turning into this and—”
She jumps at him again with a cry.
Silence rings in their minds, the whisper of air hissing in their ears as they resurface. Falling back down into actuality, they gasp for air.
“We really need to get out of here,” they chorus.
With a wet chuckle, she holds his left hand. “Are you okay? I’m sorry—there’s…a lot going on.”
“Yeah, I’m having trouble processing all this, too,” he glances around. “And I’m…okay. For the most part. Got blown back by Thanos, but I lived.”
She nods with a hum, turning his hand. “Working okay?”
He smiles, squeezing her hand lightly. “Perfect. Even…wherever the Hell this is.”
As the ashes rise around them, he tries to hold them both together, failing spectacularly. But as they came back together, he accidentally made them stumble back into someone.
"Man, watch where you're going..."
He wheezes, red goggles and a flight vest intruding his vision. "Wilson?"
“Falcon,” Shuri’s grip is tight.
Dark eyes brighten. "Princess. Barnes," Sam pants. "Just my luck. Guess this is Hell. Well, maybe not since she’s here, but."
Bucky smirks. "Too bad. Was really looking forward to take a dip in a lake of sulfur.”
"Hilarious—"
The air hisses into a deafening silence as they fell apart again. They tried latching to each other, ice overriding their senses as they dissipated in one another's grasp.
The cluster of people phases and glitches. With a crack, their forms break into ashes and reassemble hauntingly.
"Man, what the hell is going on?" Sam stumbles into him. Shuri helps steadying him as he hugs himself for a moment, rubbing his arms roughly. "What the hell is this place?"
"Beats me," he grits.
“It’s not Earth, I think.” Shuri trembles. “I don’t have any of my scanners on me—”
She gasps, whirling. They crane their necks just as the air hissed and hacked above again. Ashes rose, voices becoming distant. Snapping back into arrangement, two women in red appeared before them.
A Dora Milaje holds the hand of another collapsed, young woman, shouting into the air.
"Ayo," Bucky and Shuri chorus.
The warrior turns, startled.
"White Wolf, Falcon—Princess!"
The young woman on the ground peers dejectedly over her shoulder, conceding to Ayo's pulling.
They speed to each other, staring warily at the sky.
"Well, I'm not quite sure if it is safe to say that I'm glad to see you here," Ayo addresses, dried tear tracks on her face. She cups Shuri’s face, bringing her in for an embrace.
"Well," Sam glances around. "It's not exactly Hell, so I think we're safe. You haven’t found Banner or anybody else?"
“Yeah, maybe he could tell us where this is.” Bucky nods. “Or what is this.”
"We are far from that," the young woman's voice is thick. "Hell, that is. And Banner’s…not here."
"Maximoff," Sam says gently. "You know what it does?"
"I know some of what it can do. This is the Soul Stone. I'm closer to the Mind Stone, but I know that this," she lightly spins her hand, churning ashes. "Is just the start of its work."
"In any case, I don't want to be here when it finishes its warm-up, " Ayo snorts. She turns and lets out another call, listening, hoping.
"What else can it do?" Sam leans forward.
"Nothing,” she shrugs. “At least, I think that’s it. The Soul Stone grants its user control over all souls in the Universe. We’re inside the pocket dimension inside it. Like a storage facility.”
"Got it," he says. "Anything on Vision?"
She flinches. "He’s…his consciousness is in the Mind Stone. He won't be anywhere in here."
"So, this is the Soul Stone. It eats souls basically," Bucky provides. "And it’s not going to use us to amplify its power or anything, right?"
"That’s the Power Stone," she shrugs again, weakly. “And…it might. Using our souls to amplify the other Stones’ powers doesn’t sound too absurd.”
He sighs through his nose. She’s lost a lot. All of them have, and he lets his heart ache momentarily.
The tired, perplexed look on Steve face flashes across his mind and he blinks it away.
“Don’t give it any ideas, Barnes.” Sam mumbles.
Bucky hears it, along with the manic whispers of some guy walking behind him.
“It’s okay, Sebastian. You just got a little bit too drunk. God, I just hope I don’t get mugged…”
He wishes he could live with that level of ignorance, for a little while longer anyway. His desire got swept away as a blobby…elf…person landed tripped beside him and immediately stumbled to its feet, resuming its foreign yelling.
"Well, one thing's for sure. This ain't no afterlife." Sam stares after it. "Pretty sure all languages would be mutually intelligible under Father God's roof."
“So, we know what’s happening,” Shuri hugs herself. “But the only why I can think of is…the worst.”
Wanda rubs her eyes. “Yeah. It’s pretty obvious, isn’t it?”
All of them flinch when a wave of ash crashes above them, assembling into human shapes.
“O Great Bast,” Ayo almost doubles over. “We’ve lost.”
"Okay, okay, but let’s keep it together,” Sam goes to help her. “If Thanos did this with the gauntlet, then I’m assuming the only way to reverse it is doing the same thing. But…I don’t how he did this.”
“He snapped his fingers,” Wanda glared at her watery reflection. “I saw him do it. Thor landed his ax in his chest, but the bastard was still alive and—"
They freeze at the sound of roaring and trumpets filling the air and Bucky frowns at the massive cloud above.
"Wanda,” Bucky utters. “When you said all souls—”
Shuri follows his gaze. “Oh, Bast.”
“No,” Sam breathes. “Is that—are those—"
Bucky snatches Shuri, practically tearing Sam’s arm off. “Move, move, move!”
Animals fall from the ashes.
People scream and scatter.
With red light at her fingers, Wanda dissuades the lions, wolves, bears, hippos, and cassowaries that run too close. Elephants were the most obvious, and the roars from lions and tigers were loud enough to tell anyone where not to run.
She and Ayo run at a crowd, the water rippling from the stampede of horses and wildebeests people parted to let through.
“Make a force field,” Ayo yelled. “Sayefa! Sayefa!”
“I’m tired, you know,” a wall of red still rises, her face wincing. “I might hurt them…”
“They might hurt us,” Sam pants behind them, rolling his shoulder before clutching his knees. “Almost tore my arm off…”
“Sorry,” Bucky sets Shuri down.
"It's raining cats and dogs," his voice breaks with a bitter wheeze, gaping at the cascade of hooves around them. "Man, this place is something else."
As more people and animals appear, Bucky feels the air.
It’s not becoming...crowded. There definitely are a lot of people here, but there's also a lot of space. Too much.
A series of distant trills rise into the air, echoing.
"Sayefa! Ha hoo! Sayefa! Ha hoo!"
Shuri gasps, whirling as Ayo lets out a sharp sigh. "Oh, thank Bast.”
“Wakandaaa!"
"Sayefa! Ha hoo! Sayefa! Ha hoo!"
Bucky stumbles back as the atmosphere snaps again. His ashes fly in a brief, stormy sea.
The neighing and groaning of the animals was distant, as if he were underwater. And then, the roaring of humans was loud enough to startle him back into clarity.
Wanda and Sam flank him firmly. Wanda's hand grips his arm, face pale, perturbed.
Ayo wanders out of the shield as they see T'Challa emerging from a crowd, his warriors, along with some Jabari, following closely.
With a holler from T’Challa, a group of them charged, blanket shields flickering. Together, using nothing but their bodies and voices, they herd the poor beasts into small groups.
A few mares, foals, and stallions break away, only to be met with more men and Dora Milaje. Even the hollering of some civilians rises into the air as they seemed to join them. Expertly, they dodge both species’ bucking and rearing, their shouts scattering as they corralled them. 
Crowds of people cheer and clap from a distance, relief warming Bucky’s chest.
The King commands, “Yibambe!”
“Yibambe,” they all echo.
“Yibambe!”
“Yibambe!”
Shuri bolts in his direction and Bucky barely makes out the King’s soft, “Oh, no.”
"My King," Ayo calls, tailing the Princess.
T'Challa takes them for a brief embrace, and Bucky hears the clicks of isiXhosa.
"You fought well, Dora. You fought well for me and your country. We must now regroup. Find out what we can do. Be strong. Bast’s presence and power reside in me still. However, it feels...different. She is closer, but She is farther."
"Do not lose Her, Your Highness," Ayo pleads. Her arms cross over her chest, head bowed.
"Your Highness," Sam holds out his hand.
"I am not quite sure if I am glad to see some familiar faces in this place," T'Challa takes their hands in a strong shake. "But I suppose it tells us what we all feared," he looks around, face saddening at the sight of his warriors. "We have lost. And we are in a place beyond our current understanding."
"I am Groot," an odd, tree stump-like head appears behind him. It blinks at them with large, dark eyes.
Bucky was sure he'd seen it all after spinning a bipedal raccoon like Julie Andrews on the mountains to shoot a barrage of aliens. Said raccoon trying to buy his gun and his arm afterward. But now, he was completely sure he was done. Apparently, the talking tree from Pocahontas was real, too.
"And here is something else beyond my understanding," T'Challa sighs. "I don't know what it's saying."
"I am Groot," it seems to complain.
“Yep,” nods Sam. “Not an afterlife.”
“Wow, Brother,” Shuri smiles wetly. “You were meeting aliens without me? That’s unfair. Hello, Groot?”
"I am Groot," The tree nods at her and proceeds to poke T'Challa's suit. "I am Groot."
"Uh, it is vibranium,” the siblings chorus. “It is a very strong metal."
The tree points at Bucky. "I am Groot?"
"That is vibranium as well," the king's lip twitches.
"I am Groot," it taps his suit, gesturing and shrugging. "I am Groot. I am Groot." It looks at Bucky again, pointing at its own arm. "I am Groot?"
Bucky's head shakes. "I'm sorry?"
"I am Groot?"
"I'm sorry—your name is...Groot?"
The tree face deadpans at him. And he has to stomp on the embarrassment as everyone else also throws him blank looks.
The tree roars, "I am Groot!"
Sam pushes his shoulder. "Man, stop pissing off the tree alien!"
"Don't touch me—look, I don't know what it's saying, I just wanted to make sure—"
"I am Groot," Groot sighs exasperatedly. "I am Groot." It points at his arm and Sam's wings. "I am Groot. I am Groot."
"I'm—I'm Bucky." Confusion trickles through him.
The stump head shakes. "I am Groot. I am Groot. I—am—Groot."
"He's warning you about your arm and your wings," Wanda blinks with a small frown. She steps away, breathing shakily. "He says Rocket will try to buy and steal them."
"I am Groot,” it—he, apparently—gasps. “I am Groot—I am Groot!"
"I am, but this landscape is—it's amorphous. They could be at the very ends of it for all we know. I can't even sense how far it reaches."
The tree sags. "I am Groot..."
"Who the hell's Rocket?" asks Sam.
"The raccoon," it clicks in Bucky's head. "We helped each other out a while ago. And," he takes a breath. "He already tried."
Groot shakes his head again. He seemed to be smiling with what Bucky thinks is fondness. "I am Groot."
Sam gives him a glare he'd gotten used to. "Think I missed you fighting aliens with a rodent."
He shrugs. "Fine. Don't believe me."
"I am Groot," Groot chastises.
"Not a rodent, " Wanda's lips twitch. "Got it."
The air shakes violently and they cling to each other.
"I am Groot," he shrieks. "I am Groot!"
"I wouldn't want to die a second death either," she grits. "But—"
Around them, the shape of people flickers briefly, ash crashing in waves. They break and fall apart. And when they come back, on the watery surface, a small pagoda appears in the middle of them all, a rectangular, shimmering, translucent wall encasing it.
"What now?" Sam growls.
"There's…someone there," Bucky narrows his eyes.
Wanda leans forward. "A little—girl?"
"I am Groot? I am Groot! I am Groot!"
"’It’s Gamora’?" She stutters. "Who’s Gamora?"
Ash falls, and then, people were in front of the structure, yelling the name inside. A man's yell rises above the rest.
"Gamora—Gamora, it's me! It's Quill! Sweetheart, please..."
"Quill, you will not get to her," a woman with large eyes and antennae pulls on his arm. "There's too much pain—I can't do anything about it!"
"Mantis, come on, please—"
The little girl only stays with her back turned to them.
And then, Groot was yelling and running. "I am Groot! I am Groooot!"
"Groot," a larger man turns.
At least, Bucky thinks it’s a man.
Biped, broad, skin color wasn’t human though. Different culture, maybe?
Regardless, that man spins, looking in all directions. Red eyes land on the running flora-alien and his hand rises, pointing in their direction.
"Groooot!"
Wanda starts at a fast pace. T'Challa shouts an order to his soldiers and keeps pace with her as Shuri, Bucky and Sam follow.
"The large man," Wanda sniffs. "Is Drax. The woman is Mantis. And the man is Quill."
"And the other dude in red?" Sam cranes his neck.
"He didn't say."
"What dude?" Bucky frowns.
"He's," Sam stutters. "I just saw—man, this place is messing with my tech, too! There was another guy. Right there…Princess, do you think you check these out? I know you don’t have tools or whatever, but maybe you can figure out the wiring maybe?”
“Uh, sure,” Shuri squints as his goggles, pouting slightly. “How come you got to keep your tech…”
"Sorry,” his lip twitches. “I don’t know. But I guess we got more allies?"
Bucky shrugs again.
"Let us hope so," T'Challa says.
Groot sprints ahead of them. "I am Groot! I am Groot!"
Quill spins, sprinting with Drax and Mantis. "Groot? Oh, my God!"
"Groooot!"
Bucky relaxes his fist as Groot collides with them in a large embrace. Their questions drown each other's, and it occurs to him that this was a family.
"My God, what happened—"
"—I am Groot—"
"—Are you okay—"
"—Where is Thor—"
"—What about Rocket—"
"I am Groot! I am Groot!" Groot sobs, clinging to the man Wanda called Quill.
"Man," he breathes. "What the hell is happening?"
"That's the million-dollar question," Bucky says.
Quill looks up and narrows his eyes. He glances between him and the rest as they approach, a faint recognition lighting up his face.
"Quill, right?" Sam tries, sticking out his hand. The man eyes it for a moment before eyeing his goggles. "Name's Falcon. I also go by Sam."
The man in the red coat peers over his group and the woman Bucky noted was Mantis smiles, nodding.
With another quick once-over, he takes Sam's hand. “Yeah, I'm Quill. Let me guess. You guys are the Avengers, right?"
"Yeah, that's right." Sam pulls him up.
"Don't sell yourself short," Bucky shakes his hand next. "Everybody who fought today might as well be an Avenger, too. Name's Bucky."
Quill once again blinks rapidly, frowning at his prosthetic. "Thanks. And sorry about lookin' at you like that. That's—that's just gnarly to look at. Oh, wait is gnarly an insult now? I don’t know. I meant to say your arm's cool and stuff—God, sorry, Buck. But, nah. See, my group here, we got our own thing. That's Drax, and Mantis, and I guess you've already met Groot."
"We," Drax gestures. "Are the freaking Guardians of the Galaxy."
"We kick names and take ass," Mantis puts a proud arm around Groot.
Bucky elbows Sam when he snorts, stepping away with a blank face as the man's eyes narrow dangerously.
Quill winces as he finishes taking Wanda's hand and takes T'Challa's. "Jesus, she's working on that. But, quick question. Did Thor, Groot, and Rocket ever make it to you guys?"
"Yes, they did." T'Challa nods. "And they made quite the entrance, too. They all fought valiantly alongside us. I am T'Challa, King of Wakanda."
"Whoa—King?" He stiffens. "Do I—do we gotta bow or something?"
"I am Groot—"
"—We don't do that," they chorus.
"Of course Thor fought valiantly," Drax sighs, crossing his arms and looking forlornly to the sky. "To underestimate that sculpture of a man is an act of utmost sacrilege."
Bucky glances at Sam, the other man's brows knitting together and studying the air.
"Technically, he's a god but—you know what, okay. Aight. That's fine."
"Rocket tried to buy my arsenal," Bucky mutters, glancing down.
"Yeah," Quill's lips twitch again. "He does that—"
"I am Groot! I am Groot!"
"Yeah, but I don’t really know what that is. Say it again; vibra—what? Vibrium?”
"I am Groot," Groot shrugs. "I am Groot. I am Groot."
Quill stares at T'Challa. "Huh, that’s cool. He says your suits made out of it but—" He glances between Bucky's arm and T'Challa. "They look so different. Rocket’d kill to get his hands on this stuff. ‘course, he’d usually just steal them when you’re not looking—oh, wait. Avengers. Hey, Spider-Man! Spider-Man, come back! We found your Avenger buddies!"
"Spider..." Bucky stiffens.
"Wait, Avenger bud—he's not..." The words die in Sam's mouth as the lanky figure makes its way out of the crowd, the white patches widening.
"Hey, look who's here." Quill points. "You know these guys? And did you find him?"
"Uh, no, nah, I—I didn't see him anywhere," the voice broke, clearly shaken. "And Quill, I couldn't find a way in. I even tried digging—"
"'ey 'ey 'ey, relax. Calm down," Quill grabs his shoulder, glancing at the pagoda. "We'll get to her, too, eventually. We just gotta…we just gotta cool it. Steady, alright? We'll get her. But, uh, here. Here's Falcon—Sam, and Bucky and King T'Challa, his little sister Shuri and Wanda. Did I get that right?"
They all nod and he elbows Spider-Man. "Better at names than you are. By the way, don't you have a cool, superhero name, too, Wanda?"
"Scarlet Witch," she choruses with Spider-Man.
The Spider manages a weak chuckle. "Hey...Mr. Barnes. Mr. Wilson."
"Eh, just Sam's fine, man."
"Yeah, just Bucky's fine." Bucky holds out his hand.
The guy takes it, grip light.
It sort of freaks him out, and he didn't know why. Until his mask retreated downwards, and Bucky remembers.
The tear-stricken face of a young boy meets his eyes.
"Just Peter's fine for me, I guess."
With a shared glance, Bucky and Sam's gazes soften.
"Oh, so I share my name with the Footloose hater?" Quill shoulders him again gently.
Peter forces another smile, wiping away tears. "I thought your name was Star Lord? Or...Quill?"
"My real name, or earthen name, or whatever, is Peter. Peter Quill. You can just...you can just call me Quill. That way, no one gets confused."
"Yeah," Peter nods, sniffling. "Good idea."
"So, you got roped into this, too, huh?" Sam crosses his arms. "Was it Stark again?"
Peter's eyes water even more, and he shivers. "I—"
He falls into ashes and the rest follow suit.
"Damn it," Peter grits, clinging to Quill. "Damn it, I hate this place."
The girl under the pagoda answers him. "I hate it, too," her voice is small and sad. It cracks, but booms over the billions and billions of people they were trapped with. “But we can only leave if someone outside sets us free. Try as much as you want to use whatever magic you have, try to dig as much as you want, but you’re not getting anywhere. Thanos was granted control over our souls, and he trapped us here to fulfill his plans. Half of all life in this universe has been removed and placed where we are now. We’re trapped. And there is no escape. This Stone does not have cracks. And it will not release a single soul, no matter how far you wander, or whatever wall you try to reach. You're better off where you stand.”
"Oh, Gamora," Quill says forlornly. "What did he do to you..."
The little girl merely looks up at him, a darkness far too painful in her eyes.
"Don't worry, Quill. Nothing can really hurt you here."
Quill shakes his head. "I'm already hurting, sweetheart..."
The Guardians flank him, squeezing his hands, and his shoulders.
“What did she mean by this universe,” Bucky turns to Wanda.
“I’ve…never denied the possibility, but she might have been referring to the multiverse.” She pouts. “It’s more of a theory than anything concrete, I think.”
Shuri chimes in. “The multiverse? What does that have anything to do with here?”
“She just said this universe. I thought it was weird. Do you believe it?”
“I don’t exactly dispute it,” she gazes at the ground. “That’s not my area. But thinking that our universe is just one of an infinite number with infinite variations in between is sort of fun to think about every now and then. At least, to me. Maybe we can try asking her?”
“You can go,” Wanda shakes her head. “I’m still…I’m still trying to get my grip on things.”
Sam sighs again. "Spider—whoa. Peter. What can you tell us on Stark?"
Lead weighs in Bucky’s chest as the kid's eyes darken. It was a look no child should have on their face.
"Mr. Stark..." His head shakes. "I... We... I didn't mean to—"
"Peter," a female voice interjects. "I think Ned and MJ are here."
"Ned and...MJ? How—how do you know?"
"I picked up Ned's biometrics when he first found out you being a superhero. I picked up MJ's during the elevator incident."
"Oh. Where are they then?"
"South of here, behind Barnes."
They all turn.
"Ned?"
Ashes flying into the air before falling back down and another two teenagers stumbling past the crowd.
"Holy—MJ. MJ, look—there," a boy shakes the arm of the girl next to him. "I told you he'd be here—Pete!"
"Ned!" The boys crash into a hug, Peter wrapping his legs around the other boy.
"Hey, asshole, " the girl waves, sauntering. She starts conducting with her middle fingers and Sam snorts.
"Jesus," Wanda blinks. "So vulgar."
"What'd you do to her?" Bucky mutters.
"Nothing! She's—she's just like that—MJ!"
"She really is just like that, Mr. Winter Soldier, sir." The round-faced boy peers up at him, eyes wide, but not necessarily frightened. "You kinda get used to it."
"You really do," says MJ, coming up and clapping her hands slowly. "Way to go, champ. A for effort."
"For—what?" Peter tilts his head.
She nods her head. "You're Spider-Man, right?"
Ned freezes and Peter's eyes blow wide. "What—no—"
"—He's not—"
"—These aren't—these—"
"—That's not his—"
"—Yeah—no, these are—this is—these are just—"
"—his PJs!"
"My PJs."
MJ presses her lips together. "So…You brought your Spidey-PJs with you...for the trip?"
"Yep,” he hums.
"Come on, MJ. We're seniors."
"It's not weird. I—I'm allowed to have a thing for superheroes."
Sam coughs while Bucky bites his lip and MJ's eyebrows go up.
"Oh, okay."
"Nope," Peter shakes his head. "That’s not how it was supposed to come out..."
After a moment of odd glancing, she shrugs. "Alright then. Honestly, if anyone had half my mind, they'd just assume what you were up to by the third week of school."
"Nobody just assumes somebody's Spider-Man, MJ."
"You know what theorizing is, Ned, come on. It wasn't hard putting two and two together anyway."
"What do you mean?" says Peter.
"You weren't even trying to hide it, were you?"
"I was," he pouts. "Um...I think I was pretty subtle about it actually."
"Yeah, but you can't really call doing the most clichéd secret superhero shit in history subtle."
Peter splutters, blinking. "What—how was I being cliché?"
She counts her fingers. "Disappearing whenever there's aliens around, leaving your best friend at the party that's bound to boost your popularity, and blowing off your date, literally the prettiest girl in school, at homecoming prom because of something really important. Just those three pretty much fit the bill, but if you don't think so...go off, I guess."
Ned winces.
"Not to mention, you jumped out of the bus, probably thinking everybody was distracted and or apathetic enough to not notice you jumping out of a damn window," she shrugs. "It's pretty amateur stuff, Parker. I've seen better porn."
Peter sags as Ned coughs out a laugh.
"Damn, she has a point..."
"Also, you talked about stealing Captain America's shield during PE once. I was sitting," she pops her lips, rolling her eyes. "Right behind you."
“You were reading,” adds Ned.
“Said who,” she smirks.
Ned lets out a grunt while Peter winces.
"Now, that's just being reckless," Sam snorts quietly.
Bucky's mouth twists and Wanda twitches beside him, a weak smile on her face.
"What, you think you could do better or something?" Ned shakes his head, suddenly defensive.
"I could," she replies easily. "I can beat you at lying. That’s no contest."
Ned gives up. "That's fair."
“Well, sorry,” Peter rolled his eyes before flinching. "I—no. I really am sorry, you guys—I couldn't—we failed—"
"Whoa, hey, whoa whoa whoa. Relax. I'm chill." Ned shakes his head.
"Same,” she smiles. “And literally, we couldn't have done any better, Parker. If I'd put that thing on, I'd probably die instantly. That is, if Stark programmed it to your biometrics—ooh, hang on, can I try it?"
Peter steps back. "What—no."
"Buzzkill," she clicks, strolling up to Bucky.
"You're the Winter Soldier, right?" She holds out her hand. "Michelle Jones, or just MJ."
"Nice to meet you," he says automatically.
"You can still feel temperatures and fabrics with it, right?" She eyes his arm and Bucky smiles. He liked her forwardness.
"To a lesser extent than a regular arm, but yes. I can also still feel pain."
"Oof," she blinks. "That's still cool though. Does it bother you it can't produce body heat? Learned some stuff about trauma in my AP Psych class."
Holding it out, he shakes his head. "It used to? I didn't exactly have enough time to process the trauma. Nor did I let myself really. But she’s the one that can catch you up on the technological details," he nods at Shuri. “She knows better than me.”
“You made this,” MJ’s eyebrow quirks.
“Sure did,” Shuri smiles.
“Lit.”
She presses her fingertips against his and he smiles. He notes her eyes aren't exactly pitiful. They're more...annoyed.
"Nice. Oh, and thanks for your service, by the way. You, too, Falcon."
"You're welcome," they chorus.
“You’re quite relaxed for having technically died,” Sam smirks. “You done this before?”
“No,” she chuckles. “I think I’m just still in shock or something to be honest.”
Bucky nods. “Yeah, join the club.”
Ned trembles, tugging on her. "MJ, quit distracting the Avengers—I'm so sorry, Mr. Winter Soldier, sir, she has no self-control—MJ, you're going to get us killed."
"She's fine, man," Sam shrugs. "Not like we got any leads on what the hell we should be doing."
"You guys got anything?" Bucky smirks.
Ned stutters and MJ shrugs.
"Not the slightest fucking clue. We're just plebs. It's a hard-knock life for us," she sings. "It's a hard-knock life for us—"
"—'Steada treated," Ned joins.
"We get tricked," Peter’s voice is thick, but he joins with a wet chuckle.
"'Steada kisses,” the taller teen beams.
"We get kicked, it's a hard-knock life," the three of them finish.
"How did we get kicked, by the way? What exactly happened?" MJ peers up at Bucky. "Or is that—you know, classified?"
"Uh," he glances with a sigh. "Would you believe me if I said some purple alien overlord wanted to erase half the universe by getting six magic stones and succeeded?"
Her eyes glance away with a tentative hum and her lips press together.
It was an amusing thought when said aloud, and Bucky was afraid she’d straight up shut him down, but after a moment, she shrugged.
"Probably," her eyes flick to Peter. "You're more trustworthy than some people.”
"Hey," he complains.
"Alright, kids," Sam claps his hands with a large grin. He steps besides MJ and chokes on his own amused chuckle. "Let's not try and start fights here. I don't think the school nurse is gon' like the idea that Falcon couldn't keep some rowdy kids under control."
"Oh, don't worry, Mr. Wilson. We can both take down Ned instantly," MJ provides. "Peter would probably just knock me out or something—"
"MJ, no."
"MJ, yeah, sure, why not? By the way, is your suit different or something? I've seen videos of you—yeah, it's definitely different."
"Yeah, it is," Bucky says. "The one you had in Leipzig was—I don't know, softer?"
Sam hums, nodding. "This one's shinier."
"Yeah, uh, Mr. Stark. He...he made it for me." His voice quiets. The white patches shrink and removes his mask again, revealing the tears falling down his face.
“Oops, hit a nerve.” MJ nods while Peter bows his head, Ned putting a hand on his shoulder.
"We, um...God. God, why...why didn't I listen to him?"
His shoulders shake and Bucky taps Sam's arm, averting his gaze.
He nods, giving yet another sigh. "Look, Peter—"
"Peter!" The horror-stricken shriek makes them whirl around. "Peter Parker!"
"Oh, shit," MJ bolts behind Bucky. “Ned,” she hisses. “Hide!”
“What, why—"
Bucky almost falls with the breath of the stone this time, feeling his being split apart and drift back together. He picks up MJ before she crumples to her knees, letting her lean on Shuri.
A woman in a cream apron bursts out of the crowd.
"May..." Peter's tears fall without restraint as he stumbles forward. "May!"
"Oh, my God! Pete!" May's arms wrap tightly around the boy. Peter could only let his sobs go as he shook and shook, sobbing and blubbering May's name.
"I was so scared, May...I was so scared."
May presses kisses to his head, muttering reassurances before hugging him to her chest.
"Ugh, I'm going to kill that Stark," she snarls, rubbing Peter's hair.
"No—no, May, please, it's okay..."
"I would strongly advise against that, Miss Parker."
Bucky tenses again as a man walked up behind them, the red cloak on his shoulders hovering behind him.
"I understand your concern, but our fates rest with that Stark now."
“What—who are you?” May glares.
"Dr. Strange..." Peter sniffles. "What—what was it that you saw?"
"I tried to see as many paths to victory as fast as I could," the sorcerer answers as he grabs a woman's hand behind him, pulling her gently to his side. "I saw one."
"Stephen, did we—did we just die?" The woman frowns up at him, a hand around his waist.
"Not yet really, Christine. Not quite that lucky either."
"What was the one?" Sam pipes up.
Stephen takes him in, tilting his head. "Oh, more Avengers made it in here. Oh, boy. You're Sam Wilson, correct?"
"Yeah."
"And you must be Bucky Barnes. You must desperately miss the forties, no doubt."
Bucky sighs. "You have no idea."
Stephen smiles. "Your Highness, King T'Challa Udaku."
"Doctor," T'Challa nods.
"Sorry opening the borders brought you into the heat of things. I suppose power attracts chaos."
"That is very true—"
"Straaange!" Drax roars as he speeds back to them. He descends on the man, swinging. "Why—did you—give Thanos—the Stooone?"
The cloak on Stephen's shoulders rises. It wraps around Drax's fist when he jumps, pulling him away.
"You again? The Blanket of Death! I'll tear you at the seams—"
"—Drax, no! We're not fighting anyone here—"
Quill slams into his front, having Mantis jump on him from behind.
"Sleep! Sleep!"
"I will not sleep here, Mantis," Drax spits. "Both the man and his blankie are in serious need of retribution!"
"First of all, why did your buddy Star-Lord start attacking Thanos right when we were almost had it? And second of all, what if I told you that the reason I gave Thanos the Stone was so that we could win? More specifically, so Stark could win? So he could get us out of here?"
"Look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Please don't shoot me with your magic," Quill holds his hands up, wincing. "But how the hell is that even going to work?" he pants, pushing Drax back as he attempted to stomp forward. "Stark's still on Titan. And he's with Nebula! Who knows what she'll do to him?"
"She'll probably kill him," Mantis cries as she swayed with Drax.
"I am Groot—I am—Groot!"
MJ moves a little way apart where May is prodding Peter. “You know all these people?”
“Sort of,” he croaks sheepishly. “I don’t know Quill or all the alien guys that well yet. I met them in one of Thanos’s ships while heading to Titan with Dr. Stranger and Mr. Stark and—"
“Wait wait wait. Stark took you to an alien planet?” May shrieks. “Without telling me—no, that’s crossing too many lines, Peter—”
“Aunt May—May, please—”
“—insane—Peter Parker, I’m supposed to be protecting you—”
“I know, but—”
“—looking out for you—under my watch—”
“I know and I’m sorry!”
His sudden volume increase calls even the attention of nearby crowding civilians.
He gasps and bows his head, voice cracking. "God, I'm sorry. I am so sorry. He told me to go home but I didn't listen—and then I blamed it on him and I tried to take it back and—and—he warned me, May,” his hands hold hers tightly. “And he said that he didn't want my death on his conscience and now it is and you can't be mad at him, you can’t,” his voice breaks, tears streaming down. “He was trying to protect me, too. All the way to the end!"
May holds him close again, glaring flatly. "Okay—okay…fine," she sighed. "I won't—I won’t sue him or anything, alright? But he’s still getting a piece of my mind.”
Peter lets out a wet chuckle, hugging her tightly. "That's...that's better, I guess. But wait—" he wipes his face. "Will Nebula really kill him?"
“No, she won’t,” Stephen looks at him and May gently. “What I saw was the best outcome: all of us back, with minimal sacrifice. And Nebula won’t kill him because number one: she has no reason to. They’re fighting on the same side. Against Thanos. Two: they’ve both lost to him and now that they’re stranded together, they’re going to use each other to find a way of Titan and back home. And three: Nebula has no reason to lay off a human and waste energy when she knows a human body will just off itself after food and water deprivation.”
"You better elaborate on that, sorcerer. Director Fury's going to want to hear all about that."
A woman in a dark uniform appears behind them, hair in a neat bun.
"Agent Hill," Sam greets, voice dry. "Not glad to see you here."
"Likewise, Falcon." She smirks bitterly. "You must be Bucky Barnes."
Bucky smiles, holding out his hand. "You're with SHIELD, right?"
"That's right," she grabs his hand. "I'm Agent Maria Hill, second-in-command to Director Nick Fury. More detailed introductions can wait until we're out of here. First and foremost, on my agenda right now's gathering intel."
"Well, we can give you all the intel we have," T'Challa bows his head.
"Your Highness," she nods.
"—fucker, son of a bitch, what the hell happened this fucking time—"
"Good Lord..." Maria jumps a foot in the air as she bumps into none other than SHIELD Director Nick Fury.
Snorts come from the kids, meanwhile Bucky dampens his own chuckle as Agent Hill helps him stand.
"Hill—you're here? What the hell's going on—"
Fury takes in the faces of the Avengers, the sorcerer, and the Guardians. Rubbing his face, he sighs, settling down on the rippling floor.
"What?" Maria's smirk widens. "Thought Hell'd be nicer?"
"No, Agent Hill," Fury huffs with no venom, resigned. "This is much worse."
Wherever the Hell Bucky was, something in him loosens, his shoulders relaxing.
The shock was fading, people were getting their grips on things.
While everyone wasn’t here, they were still in one piece. For the most part. As long as it stayed that way, he could let himself relax. Just a little bit.
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Weekly Roundup #4
Happy Monday, everyone! I told myself that I wouldn't hunt as hard this week as I did the week previously, and wouldn't you know it... I failed. 😫 I failed hard. I failed so hard. I didn't mean to get carried away, but I saw one thing that I liked and then another that I could use for project A, and then I couldn't get this without also getting that. You know how it goes. This week's haul was massive. Thirty-six, count 'em, THIRTY-FUCKING-SIX figures in what is the largest bounty so far. ost of them were in multipacks, but that just means I got more bang for my buck. I also got a few things that aren't figures this week as well. That's rare for me, I know, but when yer crafting a tiny plastic world of imagination, you need to, you know, actually craft that world. That's enough of the jibber-jabber; let's check out the haul for Weekly Roundup #4:
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First up, we have a single loose figure. He's some sort of knight, judging from his armour, and I'm going to use him as a background piece. He's cool looking. No articulation other than his axe that goes up and down in his hands, but since he won't be the focus of any scenery, he's not hindered by his limitations. This is a Schleich figure, and is probably the only one I've ever owned.
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What year is it? 2018? Then why do I keep buying twenty year old toys? Because they're my heart and soul, that's why. I actually already own a Black Cat, loose out of the package, which I bought eight or so years ago. She came in her packaging, so I have all her accessories and everything. I didn't buy these off of eBay for Black Cat. No, I bought this lot simply for the Jessica Drew Spider-Woman. I have this same figure, but the dark blue and white Julia Carpenter version. I don't know if I've mentioned it previously, but I'm not a fan of Spider-Man AT ALL, but I own more of his action figures than any other character. That collection includes his allies and villains, of which this is my second Jessica Drew figure, with the other being an older Marvel Legends figure. I'll likely resell the Black Cats just to free up space.
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I'm not super pressed on these WWE zombies, but I told myself that I would buy all of the third wave so I can make an awesome Halloween diorama. I would've waited until closer to that holiday to scoop them up, because Five Below has a healthy stock of them, but as you can tell from the photo these were on clearance at Target. Sure, I only saved a wee bit over a dollar for each figure, but that's three plus dollars that can go towards something more important. I'm only missing one of the set of six and that's the 'Phenomenal One'. I'll own him soon enough and I'll get started on that diorama.
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Here's that bit of random that I have to get every week. I saw these little toilets in Five Below one day when I was with my kids, but they were five bucks a piece, and the way my wallet is set up... Let's just say that they stayed where I saw them. Then I saw more at a different store, and they were cheaper, but I couldn't justify the price still. When I saw them in Target on clearance, I grabbed two. I don't know if that's enough. I bought them simply to set up some bathroom scenery. Their for 5"/6" figures, so my new favourite childeen won't get to experience them, but you can't have yer cake and eat it too. The Ready Player One figures were bought at FYE, for dumb cheap. For those not familiar with the slang, in this case "dumb cheap" translates to just over two bucks for them. I had been eyeing them in Target for a few weeks, because they're 1:18 scale and they're not what most people collect, but they were too much at Target, even after they hit clearance. I'm glad I saw them when and where I did. I scooped them right up.
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I was trying to post these photos from least excited about to most excited about, and to a certain extent I've succeeded at that, but I'm actually very excited about this lot. They were all bought at Collectors Corner, as was most of the remaining items. I bought both the Mace and Lando as potential fodder for modifications to the Rage I bought a few weeks ago. Sadly, I couldn't get Lando's head off, and Mace's didn't fit onto Rage's body, so I still at the drawing board with Rage. They're cool figures. The Lando is probably my second or third favourite figure that I bought this week. He's damn cool. Lieutenant Yar was just a random purchase. I have some ideas for her, but we'll see.
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So here's the thing: you can't collect 3.75" figures without at least getting a whiff of G.I. Joe. That brand is inarguably the one that made the 1:18 scale line what it is. With that being said, Joes are dumb expensive. Like, really bloody expensive. And they're hard to find in the wild. That's why lines like Lanard's The Corps, which has been riding the wave of Hasbro's Joes almost since the beginning, is an excellent fill-in. The two three-packs of figures weren't even twelve bucks. I'm not sure right now, but I don't even think they were ten bucks total. That's insane. Then there's the US Army figures. I didn't even care too much about them, but I wanted their accessories and setting. They'll blend in perfectly with the other soldiers.
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We're getting down to the nitty gritty here. Fun fact: I've never typed the phrase 'nitty gritty' in my phone prior to the previous sentence, but auto correct knew that that was what I was going for after only typing in the first word. I digress. If you've been paying attention to the way I do the photos, I typically keep DC figures with their brand, and I do the same for Marvel. This week I've got a healthy amount of each, and I wasn't entirely sure which brand deserved to go on last. Ultimately, I went with Marvel because of volume. Simple as that. Now that that's out of the way, I would like to add that these DC offerings are fine figures. The Hawkman is fantastic. As the same with all the DC figures I've bought, I notice that they lack the same size and articulation as Marvel, but that doesn't stop them from being good toys. Hawkman looks cool in animated form. I honestly can't imagine him being in a more realistic sculpt. By the way, everything in this photo is from Collectors Corner. The last time I was there, there were three of the Green Lantern film two-packs, but this time there were only the two. I honestly only went back to pick up all three. The other characters were Kilowag and Ranakar. I'm disappointed that I missed out on him, but I'll get him eventually, along with some other Lantern Corps members.
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Another thing Collectors Corner had an abundance of the first time I went was 3.75" Thor-related characters. Last time I picked up a bunch, but they also had multiple actually Thors that I didn't pick up because I didn't really like the look of Chris Hemsworth. They didn't have any this time, although I had decided to buy them if they had. While I was searching high and low for Kilowag, I came across most of what you see in this photo buried at the bottom of the bin they were in. The Spider-Men are meh, but the Lokis are amazing, and the Daredevil is the best figure I got this week. He actually was on a peg, so he was easier to find. The Spider-Man Homecoming two-pack was found at TJ Maxx, and what a find it was. There were three of them, and I was contemplating getting at least one more but decided against it. I haven't seen that film, but the suit Spidey is rocking is fucking sexy. Vulture is Vulture, and he's cool, too, but I was more impressed with the Spider-Man. It's crazy; although I don't care about Spider-Man, he's still managed to be the most numerous figure in my quickly growth 1:18 scale universe.
Well, there you have it folks. Another week, a other crazy, THRIFTY haul. I'm proud of myself, and I mean it this time when I say next week I'm going to take it easy on the figures. I'll be super busy with work so I won't have any time for figure hunting. 😉. Have a good week, y'all.
-Bob Hollywood, 6 August, 2018
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