#Absolute shitpost

[piritos03]

Team SSS on Day 420

[minijenn]

Me and my friends did another powerpoint night, so in a spiritual sequel to my Hyrule Warriors presentation, have my carefully crafted dissortation on all the Disney sequels

30 photo limit? Fuck that, here's more.

[v88sy]

For peak chaos, when Gerrard had him in that awkward hug, Buck should have whispered "you wouldn't be hugging me if you knew what I was doing with Tommy right before shift" into his ear. 🤭

[8um8le]

Most dangerous men

Warning ⚠️ audio contains spoilers of voice lines in Fnaf sb; ruin dlc ⚠️

[xilaxii]

this is my best work, i fear

[cedyat]

An intense form of corporal punishment

From a letter of Princess Marianne of Prussia from March 9th 1807:

"The dicks are still there but the Emperor [Alexander of Russia] doesn't have one anymore [...]. The dicks, I heard from the King [of Prussia] today, of the infantry are already ordered to be cut off."

Is it possible that Princess Marianne means "braids" when she uses the word "Schwänze"? Yes.

Did I deliberately ignore that and instead chose to believe that when she uses "Schwänze" she means the even back then already established slang term for dicks? Absolutely.

[headphones-lifeform]

What if it was Gul Dukart and his first name was Mario and not Skrain

[amequeer]

I PASSED I PASSED I DID IT

*fucking explodes*

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO ((until next exam session))

[partially-controlled-chaos]

Who gave him the Bumpits

[ghostradiodylan]

I will never stop finding it hilarious that the besties just leave Caleb Hackett in the freezer to die. 🤣🤣🤣 It’s so unlikely and so unnecessary. I love it.

[lestrodamus]

"Im bored" juggalos your demo woman

Listen i dont know why i did it either

[eversayswhat]

what if the "ore snatcher" was just the friends we made along the way

[island-in-the-shadows]

Did I really need to involve my new music obsession with my favourite vampires? No. But I did it anyway. My apologies to Ms. Roan.

1. Claudia & Madeleine: Femeninomenon, Red Wine Supernova, Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl, Pink Pony Club...anything that has them be happy tbh.

2. Louis when he's maudlin about Lestat (Coffee):

So let's not do coffee, let's not even try/ It's better we leave it and give it some time/ If I didn't love you, it would be fine/ 'Cause if we do coffee it's never just coffee...it's never just coffee.

3. Lestat being...all of that about Louis (Kaleidoscope):

And if you ever find someone who could write a better song for you/ Well, I'd love to see them try/ Put it all in words and sing it all in tune/ There's no one else who could, the only one is you/ And if you change your mind, I will understand/ And it'll just take time to go back to being friends

4. Armand thinking about that old man long lost love (Picture You):

Do you picture me like I picture you?/ Am I in the frame from your point of view?/ Do you feel the same?/ I'm too scared to say half of the things I do, when I picture you.

5. The young man from the 70s and 80s that's still in there to his personal demon before his memories are gone (Good Luck, Babe!):

I'm cliché, who cares?/ It's a sexually explicit kind of love affair/ And I cry, it's not fair/ I just need a little loving, I just need a little air/ I think I'm gonna call it off/ Even if you call it love/ I just want to love someone who calls me baby/ [...] You'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling

[8um8le]

Cahn yew blouw mai wee-sill bay bee

[aroninshonour]

Why does Morro suddenly look so microwavable

[sinorjack19961226]

Okay ima admit it the beginning looks fine but the end is completely dog shit looks worse than Bella the wolf ima take that back it looks worse than content farms but ima post it anyways and I’m not saying this just to guilt trip yall I mean it

Kinger: *reading a book*

Queenie: KINGER!

Kinger: Hm?

Queenie: Guess what

Kinger: What?

Queenie: I FOUND A ROACH

Kinger: Oh wow it’s been a while since you found a roach

Queenie: Yeah

Kinger: Hmmmm but

Queenie: Hm?

Kinger: This roach is pretty but you’re more prettier than anything Honey…