#Absolute shitpost
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Team SSS on Day 420
#Piritosart#Absolute shitpost#Very quick doodle#Sonic#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#silver the hedgehog#Team triple s#Sonadow#shadonic#And silver is 3rd wheeling#420life#smoke weed everyday#Sth
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Me and my friends did another powerpoint night, so in a spiritual sequel to my Hyrule Warriors presentation, have my carefully crafted dissortation on all the Disney sequels


























30 photo limit? Fuck that, here's more.
#jen rambles#disney#disney sequels#absolute shitpost#please dont take any of this seriously oh my god#lion king#aladdin#beauty and the beast#frozen#tangled#lilo and stitch#hercules#the hunchback of notre dame#atlantis the lost empire#the little mermaid#mulan#animation
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i am mentally unwell
heres homestuck loss, featuring my fav homestuck mishap, the caucasian trickers
#homestuck#loss meme#dave strider#vriska serket#trickster jane#march eridan#fruity rumpus asshole factory#absolute shitpost#nepeta leijon
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For peak chaos, when Gerrard had him in that awkward hug, Buck should have whispered "you wouldn't be hugging me if you knew what I was doing with Tommy right before shift" into his ear. 🤭
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Most dangerous men
Warning ⚠️ audio contains spoilers of voice lines in Fnaf sb; ruin dlc ⚠️
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this is my best work, i fear
#pokemon#pokemon tcg pocket#wigglytuff#absolute shitpost#art#fanart#im going insane i need to lock in guys pray for me english class is ON MY ASS rn
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An intense form of corporal punishment
From a letter of Princess Marianne of Prussia from March 9th 1807:

"The dicks are still there but the Emperor [Alexander of Russia] doesn't have one anymore [...]. The dicks, I heard from the King [of Prussia] today, of the infantry are already ordered to be cut off."
Is it possible that Princess Marianne means "braids" when she uses the word "Schwänze"? Yes.
Did I deliberately ignore that and instead chose to believe that when she uses "Schwänze" she means the even back then already established slang term for dicks? Absolutely.
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What if it was Gul Dukart and his first name was Mario and not Skrain
#this is my stupidest post#i am sorry#star trek#star trek ds9#skrain dukat#mario kart#disclaimer: i have never played mario kart#zohar illogic time#absolute shitpost#this is what happens when i don't do my emotional control meditation
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I PASSED I PASSED I DID IT
*fucking explodes*
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO ((until next exam session))
#absolute shitpost#when she said I passed I started crying hysterically#it was so funny becuase my whole group was waiting to see my results#and i come down with makeup ruined and sniffling#BUT I PASSED#LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
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Who gave him the Bumpits
#he saw the infomercial and said hell yeah#absolute shitpost#i can deal with the mullet on Lucanis but please god give Illario a different hairstyle#dellamorte the lesser#illario dellamorte#datv#dragon age Veilguard
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I will never stop finding it hilarious that the besties just leave Caleb Hackett in the freezer to die. 🤣🤣🤣 It’s so unlikely and so unnecessary. I love it.
#the quarry#Kaitlyn ka#dylan lenivy#caleb hackett#he’s just in there with the fucking pickles#it would take him like two hours to die after he turned back#my dumb quarry memes#absolute shitpost#Kaitlyn & Dylan commit manslaughter#a gas oven lodge explosion would have been too much like Until Dawn but it still would have been cool#I should clarify that by love I mean hate#I think it’s goofy
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"Im bored" juggalos your demo woman
Listen i dont know why i did it either
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what if the "ore snatcher" was just the friends we made along the way
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Did I really need to involve my new music obsession with my favourite vampires? No. But I did it anyway. My apologies to Ms. Roan.
1. Claudia & Madeleine: Femeninomenon, Red Wine Supernova, Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl, Pink Pony Club...anything that has them be happy tbh.
2. Louis when he's maudlin about Lestat (Coffee):
So let's not do coffee, let's not even try/ It's better we leave it and give it some time/ If I didn't love you, it would be fine/ 'Cause if we do coffee it's never just coffee...it's never just coffee.
3. Lestat being...all of that about Louis (Kaleidoscope):
And if you ever find someone who could write a better song for you/ Well, I'd love to see them try/ Put it all in words and sing it all in tune/ There's no one else who could, the only one is you/ And if you change your mind, I will understand/ And it'll just take time to go back to being friends
4. Armand thinking about that old man long lost love (Picture You):
Do you picture me like I picture you?/ Am I in the frame from your point of view?/ Do you feel the same?/ I'm too scared to say half of the things I do, when I picture you.
5. The young man from the 70s and 80s that's still in there to his personal demon before his memories are gone (Good Luck, Babe!):
I'm cliché, who cares?/ It's a sexually explicit kind of love affair/ And I cry, it's not fair/ I just need a little loving, I just need a little air/ I think I'm gonna call it off/ Even if you call it love/ I just want to love someone who calls me baby/ [...] You'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling
#absolute shitpost#this is what happens when you exclusively listen to one artist only for a few days#i know good luck babe especially has a very different meaning but multiple interpretations and all#interview with the vampire#claudeleine#loustat#devil's minion#just some stupid fun#the vampire claudia#madeleine eparvier#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#the vampire armand#daniel molloy#chappell roan music
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Cahn yew blouw mai wee-sill bay bee
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Why does Morro suddenly look so microwavable
#absolute shitpost#ninjago shitpost#ninjago morro#hes microwavable now#dont question me#Ronin Rambles
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