#Absolute shitpost

[minijenn]

Me and my friends did another powerpoint night, so in a spiritual sequel to my Hyrule Warriors presentation, have my carefully crafted dissortation on all the Disney sequels

30 photo limit? Fuck that, here's more.

[8um8le]

Most dangerous men

Warning ⚠️ audio contains spoilers of voice lines in Fnaf sb; ruin dlc ⚠️

[ghostradiodylan]

I will never stop finding it hilarious that the besties just leave Caleb Hackett in the freezer to die. 🤣🤣🤣 It’s so unlikely and so unnecessary. I love it.

[island-in-the-shadows]

Did I really need to involve my new music obsession with my favourite vampires? No. But I did it anyway. My apologies to Ms. Roan.

1. Claudia & Madeleine: Femeninomenon, Red Wine Supernova, Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl, Pink Pony Club...anything that has them be happy tbh.

2. Louis when he's maudlin about Lestat (Coffee):

So let's not do coffee, let's not even try/ It's better we leave it and give it some time/ If I didn't love you, it would be fine/ 'Cause if we do coffee it's never just coffee...it's never just coffee.

3. Lestat being...all of that about Louis (Kaleidoscope):

And if you ever find someone who could write a better song for you/ Well, I'd love to see them try/ Put it all in words and sing it all in tune/ There's no one else who could, the only one is you/ And if you change your mind, I will understand/ And it'll just take time to go back to being friends

4. Armand thinking about that old man long lost love (Picture You):

Do you picture me like I picture you?/ Am I in the frame from your point of view?/ Do you feel the same?/ I'm too scared to say half of the things I do, when I picture you.

5. The young man from the 70s and 80s that's still in there to his personal demon before his memories are gone (Good Luck, Babe!):

I'm cliché, who cares?/ It's a sexually explicit kind of love affair/ And I cry, it's not fair/ I just need a little loving, I just need a little air/ I think I'm gonna call it off/ Even if you call it love/ I just want to love someone who calls me baby/ [...] You'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling

[aroninshonour]

Why does Morro suddenly look so microwavable

[phoenix----rising]

𝑆𝑜... 𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑠 𝑠ℎ𝑟𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 16 𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑟 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑒𝑝𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑢𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 3... 𝐴𝑙𝑠𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑝𝑢𝑛𝑐ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑦 𝑡𝑜 𝑘𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑝𝑢𝑛𝑐ℎ 𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑠 𝑝𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑎𝑠 𝑎 22 𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑏𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑢𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑏𝑜𝑖𝑙 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟... 𝐼𝑛 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑐𝑙𝑢𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛, 𝑚𝑦 𝑡𝑢𝑚𝑏𝑙𝑟 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑏𝑒 𝑎 𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑠 𝑠ℎ𝑟𝑖𝑚𝑝 𝑓𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡...😁🦐.( 𝑑𝑎𝑦 2275 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑠𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑔𝑜𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑢𝑝𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑒 ℎ𝑢𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑠 𝑠ℎ𝑟𝑖𝑚𝑝 𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑟 𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛)...

[maria-slice]

Splatoon au where everything’s the same but instead of Inklings having six tentacles on their head they have four but get two sets of arms.

[lacatose]

If nobody got me I know Jonathan Sims got me He literally knows everything about me and I don't have to explain anything to him

[saints-who-never-existed]

Oh boy will I!

[zwan99]

no way...

First I won 50/50 to Firefly and then lost it to E2 Welt, so now I have guaranteed Jade djsjdnsndns

[kirinposting]

Ultimate Clash of Titans: Ryutits Booba vs. Massaharu Caketo

(Yes, I’m weird.)

[8um8le]

Cahn yew blouw mai wee-sill bay bee

[ghostradiodylan]

I’ve made a lot of TQ themed playlists but this one is by far the best and most important…

[bloodyethanol]

new motif and symbolism character analysis just dropped

[lessislost]

I post bangers, but god muted my interactions on all social media because if the common folk discovered me, I'd be crowned as supreme overlord of the world and frankly we both know that a gay traumatized Mexican with power is far too magnificent for the eyes to behold

[shaibonbon]

Amongus?