#Absolute cunts

[fcb-mv33]

"It is always if you don't win the race, you will always blame it on 'ah, you staying up until 3am,' always being one kilo overweight."

"There are always things to make up and argue about when you are not winning races." - Max

I hate people oh my god

[margaretthatchersdead]

Kier Starmer and Rishi Sunak can suck my entire transgender cock

[seeminglyseph]

Okay seph, just… specifically spend less money on dolls this month and buy this set of glorious twins. That’s what you have to do. Yes they are $90 they are glorious though.

I wish Sunny still had fun buns but I understand that she needs to have more than the same hairstyle over and over, and Luna’s fun buns are fantastic looking, but Sunny has a little bit of torpedo head going on.

Other than Sunny no longer having Sailor Moon hair which was her trademark and something about her I loved so much, I need to focus and purchase this set. Maybe I’ll get lucky and it will inexplicably go on sale. Like. For the end of summer. Or something.

The Madison Twins are definitely top Twins even if I don’t have the Shadow High twins that are like over $100 in Canadian markets so sorry bubble gum mouth you are excluded from the running due to being like

$172.02 on Canadian Wal-Mart and almost impossible to find elsewhere, that’s too much money. I’m waffling on $89.99 for a superior twin set and you’re sitting there at $172.02. Don’t talk to me.

[farewell-persephone]

forgot the fucking landlords raised the washers/dryers in this place 75 cents/50 cents respectively and now I gotta get more fucking quarters

[chiropterx]

Tumblr's new IM system is fucking horrible. Thanks for making it so I'm unable to close chat windows!

[emerald-oceans]

Holy fuck I hate these people

[werewolf4vampire]

you have gotta be shitting me with these doctors saying our blood pressure is fine just bc it was normal the day of the appointment

[k0ifisher]

i find tumblr staff thinking being trans is explicit/sexual

fuck yourselves

our identity is NOT for you to fucking label as "mature content"

[rookthorne]

bin chickens even have a song dedicated to them!

@sgt-seabass @writing-for-marvel please the discourse made me so happy 🤣

nothing has fucked me up more than knowing the australian white ibis has a near-identical sister species called the african sacred ibis. the african sacred ibis is associated with thoth, ancient god of wisdom and reason. the australian white ibis is most commonly referred to as a “bin chicken”.

[joyridingmp3]

the fucking. highway patrol overtook me for doing the speed limit because they were behind me??? like SORRY?? I WAS DOING 71 I A 70 ZONE??

[crow-enthusiast]

death had the best entrance scene this, castiel had the best entrance scene that, WRONG

crowley immediately kissing a man for fun and profit

[jess-the-reckless]

I still regularly massacre the heavy cavalry of Byzantium, I'm partial to a trebuchet, and I am a demon when it comes to the Mongol Mangudai. I also write novels that are much, much better than the bile that professional piss blister James Marriott squirts into the world.

The British journalist class is absolutely filled to the brim with these pseudo-intellectual fucking losers.

[kaccvcate]

many rare and beautiful specimens for even the casual birdwatcher to observe here in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.

Commissions are open, just message me!

[agencyboys]

yes, it would be hilarious if Edwin were to misuse modern slang, however! if he doesn't know what something means, he asks for clarification. i don't think he would use words all willy-nilly. he'll try his hardest to use them in the correct context. now Charles, on the other hand... he'll try, don't get me wrong, but he isn't as careful as Edwin is with his words, and that could probably get him into trouble.

(i have examples, but this will be incorporated into a fic i'm writing, so shhhh)

[music-orthemisery]

Patrick Stump performing Explode 8.10.11 [x]

[chiefofboatwatsonstittymug]

"nobody outside Tumblr knows jk Rowling is like that"

HER OPPOSING A NEW LAW AGAINST HATE CRIMES IS ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE WIDEST DISTRIBUTED FREE NEWSPAPER IN ENGLAND IF NOT THE UK. EVEN IF YOU DON'T READ WHO SHE'S ESSENTIALLY THREATENING WHEN SHE DARES THE COPS TO ARREST HER YOU KNOW SHE'S A PRICK