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[teddybeartoji]

me whining abt the tlou show blabla spoilers

FOR STARTERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS i have not actually seen the full eps simply bc i do not . want to watch them but i will complain abt stuff i've seen from clips anyway so if that bothers you just don't fucking read lmao AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND this is mostly just wordvomit so idk how much sense anything will make rip

1. hate abby's casting . hate it despise it loathe it etcetc etc overall i agree that they should not cast ppl based on looks BUT if in the game abby is a big buff very muscular tall woman and they casted a fucking 5'2 petite little actress to play her . isn't that a little weird hm isn't it a little fucking odd hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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in the game she is intimidating she is PUNCHING the infected (just like joel btwwwww) in just about every flashback we get with her she talks about training about how she can't be fucking around how she can't miss training her being built like this represents the anger she is literally driven by revenge and ppl are really saying it's not that deep . well it IS that deep actually fuck you

in addition i just wanted to see a big buff woman on the screen . i think it's fucking weird they casted some short very lean woman to play her. i wanted to see her in that sleeveless shirt i wanted to see her abs and i do not mean that in a lip bite emoji way i just want to see more muscular women on the screen alright I LOVE YOU BIG BUFF WOMEN I WOULD KILL FOR YOU I WOULD DIE FOR YOUUU

in addition part two you know i love linking clips so here is one of abby beating the shit out of some infected<33333333333

anyway i am an abby lover i am an abby truther do not ask who my favourite character is bc i might give you an answer that will upset YOU okay i will continue to be upset over this casting i think the ppl of hbo are a bunch of pussies for not casting someone bigger as her

hmm also they made her like brattier and whinier???????????? i really liked how in the game she comes off as kind of blunt and perhaps a little cold mmmmmmmmm to put it shortly i think it's very obvious they were afraid of the real abby so they just opted for male gaze abby or whatever the fuck the kids say these days

2. hate how they seem to be handfeeding EVERYTHING to the viewers . like whyyyyyy did abby immediately fucking say what the plan was???????????? in the game you just get to play as her and it's confusing as fuck bc you have just about no idea who she is lmao

to me personally . it did seem logical that she was supposed to be the enemy bc idk Logic like why else are we playing as her i did immediately assume that they might be fireflies bc that's what the fucking game is about that was the biggest thing that happened in the first game lmao

anyway . and then you're in the cabin and everything goes down and abby doesn't really say anything. joel asks 'who are you' and abby just goes 'guess' and it's enough. it's more than enough really. if you can use your brain that is. and i saw ppl saying that OOOHHH but the media forms are different the game is 30h long and the series is bla bla bla i still don't see why they had to spoil that????? god forbid your viewers are forced to use their own heads to figure out what joel might have POSSIBLY done to deserve that lmao

why not do flashbacks like they did in the game?????? why not go by the oldest fucking rule in the book you know the good old show not tell like WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY is abby there crying about 'yeah and one of them was my dad' why are you forcing the lore down my fucking throat rn JUST SHOW IT TO MEEEEEEEEEEE what could be more important than them showing the zebra saving scene</33333333333 i cannot imagine what could be more important than the reveal of abby's dad being THE doctor . they're obviously going to cut stuff out and since we already know that why would they keep it yk? idk i just think it's very stupid lmao it's very.. boring .

abby trying to do a full on villain monologue was ridiculous the writing is so fucking BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD i hate it

3. this is abt the first season actually but uh the amount of continuity errors i saw when i watched it:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD bro please get a fucking grip you are supposed to have ppl who's literal job is to make sure that everything looks right aaaaaaaaand i am sorry to say that everything did not . in fact look right

4. actually i have another s1 or well . an overall thing i am not a fan of the decision of removing the spores. i always thought the entire idea of spores was very cool it's not smth you see all that often yk? the characters have to always have their masks with them they can't just waltz into buildings without checking for growths on the walls they have to make sure the air is clean or else they'll just get infected and then the showmakers were just like ok well . let's scrap that COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

i do hope that their decision to do so wasn't just bc they're afraid of making their big name actors wear masks lmao

5. they fully skipped the weed basement + rate the kiss scene . die

6. tommy not being at the cabin with joel L truly believe that they didn't have him there just bc tommy and joel could've taken the whole wlf team out on their own lmao they look like a bunch of kids

7. abby mentioning joel being handsome not once but TWICE . sorry to be that guy but she would not fucking say that lmao even as a joke even in a sarcastic way she simply would not say that👍👍👍👍

8. circling back to abby bc apparently i have more to say i just cannot take her seriously at all . i can't imagine the theater fight i can't imagine it being anything serious either ngl even though i don't think bella looks all that tough either i still think that their ellie could EASILY take on this itty bitty abby and that is just.. not right lmao

she is not scary at all and i just.. i'm very disappointed lmao abby is one of my favourite characters ever methinks i love her sooo so so much and i hateeee seeing them do her so dirty pleaseeeeeeeeee

anyway bla bla bla i think this is all for now feels very good to let it out there is probably another few hundred things i need to mention i am just a goldfish okay . please go and play the game orrr watch a gameplay then you will Understand me and my frustrations a little better.. i love you abby i love you tlou i am sorry your own creator is treating you this way