#AUGH. TALK TO ME ABOUT MY DND CHARACTER!!!

[shuckstruck]

Ramiel tho with like. The Divine Soul sorcerer subclass. i’m fuckign ROTATING. HIM.

[rpmemestorehouse]

Until Dawn Real-time Fandub Starters: Part 2

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“No! I’ll be fine! I will be fine.”

“What do I usually do to get un-scared? I tell myself jokes...”

“Oh man, I feel great. This is really, this is a great idea.”

“All right you son of bitch, and by ‘you son of a bitch’ I guess I just mean the general atmosphere which just made me uneasy.”

“I should have known that saying what that thing was would have made it leave. Just like when I called my wife a bitch and she left.”

“Heyyy! I’m a funny little hand!”

“AUGH DAGNABBIT! My fricken wingers!”

“Aaaah I’m sure there’s a way to pry this open, but you know what I always hated these two fingers anyway.”

“You know, that’s the thing about sharp objects. I don’t know why we stopped carrying them around.”

“Cavemen had it right when they were like ‘oonga boonga I take sharp rocks’.”

“WOOF WOOF WOOF!”

“Why can you talk?! Why can you talk!?”

“Wow. I just - my brain needs to catch up.”

“Did I scare you?!”

“Hey do you wanna hear a Chuck Norris joke?”

“I’m gonna put this jacket on even though it might have asbestos in it.”

“My telekinesis isn’t working.”

“WAIT WAIT WAIT DON’T SHOOT DON’T-”

“Did I just kill an inanimate object?!”

“OH MY GOD HE KILLED JIMMY THE TALKING PADLOCK!”

“You know, my favorite thing about today is that nothing has happened to us yet.”

“Well, I have a key right here, and it’s called an axe.”

“You think I’m just gonna climb through a secret hole for secrets?!”

“I’m not scared at all...I’m just - I’m not scared...”

“I was getting ready to scream but I guess I’m not going to fall.”

“You know I could’ve used my two-arm perk to get in here, but, I’m being selfish.”

“Ooh we were supposed to bring our DnD dice!”

“I’m going to roll my funny dice, but you don’t have any and you will not be using mine.”

“I’m just gonna. Risky my life and, and walk along this very steep edge.”

*reading broken sign* “ ‘Dan Cliff’. This must be Dan’s Cliff! I wonder where Dan is...”

“This bath water is fucking freezing.”

“Shit, I was gonna watch my SpongeBob on there!”

“HELLO?! How did I get into a movie theater?!”

“Wh...why aren’t you scared?”

“OH NO IT’S THE NON-COPYRIGHTED CHARACTER SIGJAW!”

“Oh shit the bugs got me...”

“Looks like the banishment spell really worked after all.”

“We haven’t had a vibes incursion this bad since, the echidna incident of nineteen-aught-seven.”

“Alright, ya’ll - y’all are chill, thank you so much.”

“GOD IS THAT YOU!?”

“I hate Chutes and Ladders, this is awful.”

“Wow queen, you’re so powerful.”

“Is it hard to climb with this light in your eyes? Is it hard to climb?”

“Oh my god. I’m so happy to be here. Um, my name is [Name], I am, [Age] years old...”

“Please don’t change the channel, it hurts us.”

“I love hearing all these crazy words and sentences.”

“You think they just want to say hello?”

“Did you hear something groan? I hear groaning.”

“Thank god I leveled up my agility skill...”

“He was SAWED in TWAIN. What is wrong with you people?”

“I’M COVERED IN HIS BLOOD!”

“I would love to live in a place like this.”

“No, I’ve never been surrounded by eyeless, plastic simulacrum of human beauty, no.”

“Oh fuck - they NAKEY. THEY NAKEY.”

“I’m getting them, I’m just not laughing because they’re not funny.”

“I want to be so fucking rude to everyone.”

“THIS ACCURSED MOUNTAIN IS KILLING ME!”

“She’s asleep you gotta be quiet-”

“Hi! How do you like my mask? Is it cooolll?”

“Well you know what else sucks? Having a pair of scissors in your shoulderrr!”

“MAYBE if you embrace the VIBES, you’ll live!”

“Rude Mountain is a conflux of negativity in your world. It is the natural disposal site of bad vibes. They go there to die.”

“Your little ritual has thrown the whole world into strife.”

“I have no interest in learning your name - that’s fine, you can keep it to yourself.”

“I’m really stressed, I don’t know if you can tell.”

“Please come get me, I’m so fucking scared.”

“If were to like, punch you sort of hard it would hurt, that is how unarmored you are right now.”

“I have no respect for streamers.”

“I was in the middle of somethiiinngg!”

“Phil Spencer could walk on water...Chuck Norris could swim through land...but I...I could fly through death, bitch.”

“OH I FELL An entire...one and a half feet.”

“Nowhere to go but into the funny cave.”

“I sure hope nobody sets me on fire right about now...”

“I’m really glad you’re alive [Name] but also that’s really fucked up.”

“I’m pretty upset that he’s alive considering everything that he’s done so far.”

“Listen, none of us are leaving until we calm Rude Mountain down...by giving into the VIBES of Rude Mountain!”

“Oh [Name], you fucking moron. The vibes have taught me so much.”

“I’m fucking rude now!”

“I don’t actually know why I’m doing this, I just love violence.”

“I can see past the fourth wall! I can see the comments! They’re so happy for you, [Name].”

“You’re a parody of the real [Name]!”

“You’re smarter than I am, fuck you.”

“The ultimate rudeness: manslaughter.”

“Listen, listen - if you kill me the vibes will only take ya quicker, boyo.”

“ ‘Uh oh you’re just as bad as I am’ - shut the fuck up dude, you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.”

“I feel like you’re just saying stuff at this point, but that’s pretty cool.”

“You know the rumor, that Cortana jacks off Master Chief in the suit?”

“Whose Mister Chief?”

“Did you hear that? It’s the vibes.”

“I’m in so much pain...”

“This is the worst vacation in the entire universe!”

“You’re on Rude Mountain, home of the vibes!”

“I wanted to be rude to people I didn’t want them to be rude to me!”

“I’m escaping I’m escaping, I’m using my funny little tricks and I’m escaping!”

“Well, good thing nobody left me behind today, or else, y’know, things might have been a little bit easier!”

“Has anybody been dissociating for the past, like, two minutes?”

“It’s alright, just sit down, just sit down.”

“It’s been a weird fucking day, that’s all I can tell you. I want to hear something normal.”

“Are you okay? You sound like you’re having a panic attack.”

“It’s not like it’s me anymore, I’m thinking in terms of ‘[Own Name] is doing this”, I don’t know what’s going on!”

“Hang on, I think someone’s outside.”

“I’m a professional loomer, AND vibe scientist!”

“You’re not ready for it: you’re weak.”

“Those funny guys you saw are the crystallization of the negative energies that people have brought up here.”

“You see a funny guy? You shoot.”

“I, I feel like I need to broaden my horizons at this point.”

“Sneakin’ up behind you~”

“Oh god the curse is getting stronger.”

“I think we should just go home honestly.”

“This mountain fucking sucks.”

“There’s so much going on inside my head you can’t even po - I can’t put it into words.”

“You ever feel like you’re in a different time and place than you are? That you like know you are, even though it feels wrong?”

“It’s okay, we can turn these vibes around!”

“I can’t kill you, you know what I know, I can’t kill you.”

“Well that was fucking awkward.”

“I’m telling - I’m telling you that the, the vibes are taking him.”

“FRIENDSHIP KICK!”

“...This picture looks like a rabbit...”

“Holy shit dog, what the fuck is wrong with you?”

“How are you feeling about everything you’ve done here?”

“They’re seeing the bounds of the universe they live in.”

“I gotta say: real, real sad what happened to ya.”

“You wake up one day, you realise the world you know is... limited, and realise that you knowin' such means you can, play with it, tug on the strings of it. You look at that world and you think yourself some sort of god, don't you, son?...Are you ready to feel the wrath of a god, kid?”

“I-I hear people laughing...what the fuck is happening?”

“I’m gonna kill the next fucking person I see, I swear to God!”

“Hello! Hi! I’m so happy to see youuu!”

“I wish I could stream but I have no opposable thumbs.”

“I’m trying to have a conversation with you, bitch!”

“At this rate, you be one of us realll soooonnn.”

“This is my friendship machete!”

“I’m completely relaxed. I’m totally okay.”

“You really ARE rude, what?”

“Sorry, a bee stung me.”

“Like, I feel like I can’t die. In fact I feel like it’s guaranteed that I’m going see this thing through to the end, so I don’t even care anymore.”

“No, it’s not that you’re getting bad, it’s that I’m getting omnipotent. That’s not your fault.”

“Don’t fucking grab me and maybe I won’t shoot you in the face.”

“Your bullets won’t change the nature of the vibes!”

“[Name] please don’t shoot me - AUGH!”

“I need to get out of here, I need to get out of here!”

“Why...does it hurt so much...”

“Do you guys get the feeling that something bad’s happening to like, other people?”

“Sewer levels are my favorite! You go in there and it’s all stinky and sometimes there’s like, sewer monsters...”

“Did you just lock the door with the gun?”

“[Name] where the fuck have you been? Why did you just leave us?“

“You have no idea what we’re up against...”

“Oh, you think you’re the power of God, don’t you...”

“I see everything...I see everything!”

“I know I’m not real! I know YOU’RE not real!"

“You saw it, right? No, that’s exactly what I’m talking about! You saw what I just saw.”

“This is constructed! Do you understand?”

“You can’t be this - you can’t this fucking obtuse.”

“Listen [Name], you’re asking too many questions. You can’t keep looking into this.”

“No! I’m not connected to my body!”

“I wish they were my friends...”

“I don’t care! You know they’re gonna be fine, right?”

“[Name]. I get it. I understand. You know and I know and we know and there is a understanding.”

“I don’t want to be torn out of my body!”

“I’m not scared, I just know what we can and can’t do.”

“We can go up this way and we can just forget all this happened.”

“Well, I mean, obviously we have to construct this sort of, you know, bit that we’re in, where, we’re outside of the meta sense, and they aren’t.”

“And the tough part is that we also have to make it work within the construct of the story.”

“People don’t understand how much work and time and thought goes into this.”

“Oh, oh, that actually works! Sweet.”

“Man, oh my god, you scared the hell out of me...”

“[Name] - [Alt. Name] - whoever the fuck he is - left me down here...”

“Rude Mountain has been trying to get rid of both of us. Since we got here.”

“Ah-ha, you’re not gonna get the chance...I can hear you! I can smell you...”

“While I’ve been sitting - sitting here for the past hour doing nothing, I’ve seen all the realities.”

“Do you have the shimmy skill?”

“Reality’s falling apart - I gotta do something about this...”

“I literally don’t know where I’m going, I just climbed out of a cave. I’ve been underground for god knows how long, I’m just running in a direction!”

“Why are you trying so hard? Why are you trying so hard to keep things together?”

“I have to put this reality back together!”

“If I don’t fix this? Everything falls apart.”

“I can’t die. You know I can’t die.”

“The vibes of Rude Mountain become so potent...you lose yourself...you lose your memories!”

“There’s a gas leak.”

“This is the climactic ending of the game. [Name], you and I can put an end to this! It’s almost over!”

“[Name] don’t do it, we, we have real lives! I know it doesn’t seem real to you but you can’t!”

“Okay, listen: maybe this is all predetermined...but it’s still giving you a FEW SCARES, RIGHT?!”

“Something changed in you before you left. You lost something.

“THE BAD VIBES ARE POWERFUL! And they can make a monster of men!”

“Alright...it’s up to you [Name]...good luck...”

“Why don’t you open your mouth and try to do some exposition?”

“Really wrapping it all up together in a neat little bow, huh?”

“This was a fun vacation.”

“I learned about myself, and I think that’s what’s most important.”

“I like those guys! I think we should do this EVERY YEAR.”

“Maybe...I should record my podcast...for myself...”

“It’s just, enjoy what you’ve got while you have it, y’know?”

[dykexenomorph]

FOR the fandom ask, Baldirs gate 2 and 3, Fallout 4, Scarlet Hollow, and LIS (any of them)!!

YAY! YAY! HURRAY!!! (answers under tha cut just so this doesn't get too long </3)

FANDOM ASK GAME

bg2/3 (assuming u meant bg1 and not 2?): fave male chara: for 3 its wyll and minsc and for 1 its EASILY khalid (i am looking AWAY from bg2) fave female chara: MINTHARA THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE U!!!!! (also isobel thorm <3). as for bg1 i haven't met everyone yet, but neera and dynaheir are my favorites by FAR least favorite chara: i dont really have one for either? i guess halsin for bg3 on account of him being a bit boring? or maybe raphael on account of him being annoying as HELL!!!!! fave ship: basic answer for bg1, but dynaheir/minsc is EVERYTHING TO ME. for bg3 i LOVE shadowheart/alyin/isobel, they're everything to me fave friendship: maybe an odd answer for 3 but i like the thought of isobel and jaheria being good friends!! for bg1 i like the thought of imogen and khalid being close :3 fave quote: literally any minsc line. name a minsc line and its my favorite. for BOTH games. worst chara death: KHALID AND DYNAHEIR I WILL AVENGE U 😭😭😭 (i dont rlly have an answer for 3? killing ketheric always feels bad tho) fave/happiest moment: for both games its finding minsc LMAO. i love him so much its unreal :( saddest moment: again im still early game for bg1 so i cant answer this, but bg3 is probably the karlach gortash scene i was talking about? maybe also the scene you get with astarion post-killing cazador. fave location: for bg3 i actually LOVE the shadow-cursed lands. act 2 is my favorite act by far. not sure what it'd be for bg1, but i can tell u for a FACT its not baldurs gate. that city is a complete NIGHTMARE to navigate in the first game, i hate it badly.

FO4: fave male chara: hard choice, but probably a tie between nick and x6? prestons pretty high on the list as well. (high-rise too. i dont care if hes only around for 5 mins nobody else knows him like i do!!!) fave female chara: PIPER AND DESDEMONA I LOVE U FOREVER!!!! (cait and glory are also extremely close seconds) least fave chara: danse.................god. god. fave ship: mann this is SUCH an odd answer but i love x6/curie :( fave friendship: CAIT AND PRESTON!!!! they're extremely close and u will NOT convince me otherwise fave quote: "can u say that like frankenstein?? IGGGORRR!! FETCH ME THE BRAINNNN...........sorry :(" worst chara death: glory's death was SOO unneeded and dumb, it enrages me fave/happiest moment: the FULL question is which moment makes me the happiest, which is EASILY when u get to team up w glory for memory interrupted :3 saddest moment: if u couldnt tell the railroad is my favorite part of this game. of COURSE im gonna say glory's death fave location: again. i hyperfixated on the railroad for 5 years. im OBVIOUSLY gonna say the railroad hq. (i also enjoy far harbor!!)

LIFE IS STRANGE (gonna just say the series as a whole cuz im indecisive) fave male chara: SEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fave female chara: i hate to only answer w the protags for these but i obviously HAVE to say max and alex. ESP alex, i love her sm :( least fave chara: skipping the obvious answers to say warren.....a character being slightly annoying to me is worse than literally anything else they could possibly do LMAO fave ship: im a rachel/chloe/max truther <3 fave friendship: again, IGNORING (most of) the obvious answers, i really liked sean and lyla's friendship, i wish we got to see more of them :( fave quote: ready for tha mosh pit shakabrah.................. worst chara death: MUSHROOM </3 (real answer is gabe. obviously all of the major chara deaths make me sad but smth about gabes just hits hard for me) fave/happiest moment: I LOVE THE DND RP IN TRUE COLORS SO MUCH ITS UNREAL, the entire UI changing to make u feel more immersed is soo good augh saddest moment: mann its SUCH a basic answer but finally finding rachel always makes me cry :( (esteban's death at the start of lis2 is also pretty high on the list to me) fave location: THE TWO WHALES DINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i also really enjoy the camp u stay at in lis2 with finn and cassidy

(PLEASE forgive me for skipping scarlet hollow, i dont feel like i know it enough to have good answers for most of the prompts. i WILL say tho that kaneeka is my favorite chara of all time and tht nobody else knows her like i do tho!!!!! also FUCK sybil!!!!)

[roachemoji]

03 02

ME @ BILLY NOT DYINGGOD FU CKING DAMN IT GOD FU CKING DAMN IT!!!!! GOD. FUCKING DIE DIE DIE DIE GET DISEASED GET DISEASED AND DIE

GET THRUSTED INTO THE FUCKING UD IDIOT!!!

with the. ARMY? hello ?????

DO THEY ALL LOOK LIKE HIM NOW STOP SHUT UP EW EW WHAT? IM LM AO O O OASDJASDKJADSKJHASDKJH ADH?????

the m all ... rats.

WHAT did hopper say oh my god jesus christ? bro just tellher thE TRUTH sjdkjhsfkjdhskljhfdJSHDFKJHSDF SSTOP OH MY GOD KAREN YOURE SO RIGHT

i remember accidentally listening in on my mom on the phone on the landline <3

Friends Dont Lie oh babey youre about to getITTTT

DONT LOOK. SO HAPPY HOPPER JESUS

DONT LIE TO JOYCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU YELLED AT A LITTLE BOY stopppp trying TO DATEHERRRR oh its not a date. yeah. yea h huh. uhuh. ugh. AUGH

GET DEMAGNITIZED IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i want to kill that white man i hate him so much his hair is so ugly i think he should be bald- GIRL PROBLEMS YOU GOT IT BABEY GIRL USE THAT SHIT AGAINST THEM.

DUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS HIS BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM CRYING THEIR RELATIONSHIP MEANS THE WORLD TO ME.

DESTROY HIM ROBIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET HIS ASS!!!!!!!

"You could have all the ladies you want and more" "More? I like more..."

THE AUTISM !!! AND HOMOSEXUALITY !!! OF WILL BYERS SETTING UP DND AND NOT LISTENING

AND THE AUTISM AND QUEERNESS OF EL TALKING TO MAX ABOUT THIS SKJDHAKDJH

is he gonna explode into a bunch of rats or somethIng IS HE DRINKING THE CHEMICALS???? GOD HES SO DISGUSTNIG IM FU CKING KSDJHFSDKFJFSDKJ i cant wait until he dies. <3

BRO I CHOKED HOLY SHIT

MY MAN? ive never hated a character so much that i thought they deserved all this shit happening to them. YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SAVE LIVES RN IDIOT YOU NEED TO BE HOSPITALIZED

i LOVE Robin so much. !!!!!!!!!!!!

GIRLIE JUST GOING INTO HER CREEPY ASS FUCKING ASMENT WIHTOUT TURNING A LIGHT ON? OK Show me the diseased rat. SHOW ME THE DISEASED RATS

Small rodents rarely get rabies !!!!!!!!!!!!! theyre not usually the carries of disease !!!!!! theyre carries... of carries !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAD THEYRE USING RATS nd also cgi ones!!!! WHAT ABOUT THE LITTLE RAT ACTORS

EL AT THE MALL!!!!! god the overstim must be a lot AKDJHASDKJH YOU CAN SEE IT ON HER FACE EVEN IF SHE IS EXCITED AKSDJHAKSDJH thats so MUCH.

WILL!!! just following behind them aKDHJ

IS THAT THE !!! OHHH AHHHH LOOK AT HIM IN HIS LITTLE SHORTS STOP IM FUCKING CRYING . THE OUOAKDHAK !!!

excuse me while i- WHEN RATS ARE HOSTILE THEY SHOVE THEIR ASS AGAINST THIGNS AND AGAINST YOU!!! THEY PUFF UP !!! OR STAND ON THEIR HIND LEGS!!!!

EW OH MY GOD AOIASDAKSHSADKJH STOP STOP STOP THE TAIL COMING WITH IT . GIRL. EW? OH I HATE THIS OS MUCH ACUTALLY ADKJDSLFKDHFSJLDFKJHLFDSKJH EW THE WAY IT FUCKING RUNS IS MAKSJDAKSJDHLASKJDH

BRO GO TO THE HOSPITAL!!!!!!!!! YOURE DISEASED. !!!!!!!!! die die diedied ide ide ide ide idedie die die die die die DIE DIE DIE DIE

GIRL YOU LOOK TERRIFYING.

IS he jUST GONNA START KILLING ??????

EL N MAX PHOTOSHOOT PLEASE THIS IS CUTE I THOUGHT THEY WERE CHECKING THOSE GIRLS OUT NOT AKSDJHAKSJDHKASJHDJH <3

WILL JUST WANTING TO PLAY DND!!!!! OKAY KING !!!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

EL!!!! FUCKING ASKDJHASDLJAKSH oh i dont think i can put this into worrds but being autistic and having your opinion changed so drastically because someone elseshares a point of view about a situation with you and now thATS YOUR OPINION!! Theres probably a word for this and i dont know it rn but THAT!!!

I DUMP YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY GIRLIE!!!!!!

WILL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its not a date.

HEs. yeah hes really giving incel in a way i cant put into words

bro youre trying TOO hard and thats? not what Joyce needs? like BOB UNDERSTOOD THAT? he gave her the space she needed when she needed it anD BACKED OFF WHEN SHE ASKED HIM TO!!! HE ONLY PUSHED WHEN IT WAS NECESSARY ??? AND THAT WAS LIFE OR DEATH LITERALLY

Mr Clarke reminds me of this guy on youtube who talks about lizards??? LIKE THE OPTIMISM THE EXCITEMENT !!!!!!!!

what the fuck happened to Hopper was he actually alwyas like this?? LIKE HE. He wasnt last season??? DOnt get me wrong i dont think he was GREAT but like this is just. a steep ass fucking decline?

BILLY HELLO WHAT THE FUCK YEAH I HATE HIM MORE I HATE HIM SO MUCH NASTY NASTY NASTY NASTY

This also reminds me of that weird uh. im never gonna find this but there was this video of a warehouse like this with a guy in a gas mask like they were wearing in the beginning of this season? and it had some like code in it or something????? semi determined to find that now

DISEASED RAT KING!!!

Pattern of ending songs for this season too I cant remember if last episode even had one but thisone doesnt and it ended with something connected tothe UD - a half ending song again? like theres MUSIC but theres no lyrics? which happend last season too when things ended like... "half" in the UD 🫡

Stranger Things - Season 3 thread 03 01

LETS GO GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay okay okay starting off strong 1984 i see you i see you all these bald men are so sweaty and shiny and exhausted looking.

OH THE VFX BUDGET WENT UP BABBBEYYY OH LOOK AT THAT SHIT THATS COOL AS FUCK

So El isnt the one who opened the gate OG?? Really sick that they needed that much power to do it only forit to backfire and some little girl could do it with ease - OUFH SORRY TO THE BITCHES WHO JUST GOT EXPLODED

i understand why the bald men are sweaty and exhausted looking

SO WHY DO THEY WANT TO GET IN THERE SO BAD!!!!! OH THIS IS THE RUSSIAN PLOT PART YEAHHH

is this like ....... wanting to win the coldwar type shit??? because we're past the space race and into the 80s.... (<- guy who doesnt know much about this specific subject of history tbh)

EL LOOKS SO GOOD - fucking hate seeing them kiss im so sorry it makes me so uncomfortable - FEELING REAL HOPPER THOUGH LIKE ITS ICKY but also damn KING GIVE UR KID SPACE

i fucking LOVE THE shift in colours in this season !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE ITS SO BRIGHT I LOVE IT!!!! AND STEVEEEE!!!!!! AND I FINALLY GET TO MEET ROBIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh this movie is foreshadowing some shit i can feel it. labesq SHIT!!!!!!! AND THEN THE POWER GOING OUT!!!!!!!!!!! this means things my brain is too small to make proper connections

OH SHIT LITTLE ME!!!!!!!

YEAH SEE Lost smoke monster !!!!! somethings thers i just know it

"im not gonna fall in love" "ok"

JOYCE MY BELOVED

booOOOOOBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUSTIIINNNNNNNNNN

<- guy whose just REALLY EXCITED TO SEE THEIR FAV LITTLE MAN

GIRLIES WHO ARE WE LOOKING COOL FOR IM -

thought it waas gonna be gay forgot Billy existed

HOPPER IS ACTUALLY A FUCKING INCEL IM CRYING ITS BEEN LIKE 20 MINUTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KING OH MY GOD SHUT UP rooted for you but nah youve really always been like this

A Heart to Heart? What is that? <- man whose never been shown compassion???? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS shut up

ngl tho me n hopper shaking hands how to you approach people about things without people helping you write shit out word for word

this entire board roOM REMINDS ME OF THE BEGINNING OF SEASON 2 OF FARGO - but she a woman TYPE SHIT AKSHJD

Nancy is. trying so HARD and girl i am so sorry

HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE WAY HE TALKS ABOUT HER <3333

Steve. i got nothing to add he just. wow

ROBIN I LOVE HER I L OVE THE PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS ON THIS SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its romantic <- jealousy

Its gross <- somehow not jealousy tho sorry

Its bullshit <- jealousy

BRO ARE HE LLO WHAT PIED PIPER SHIT IS HAPPENING???? CRYING AT ALL THE LITTLE CGI GUYS LOOK AT THEM ALL!!!! THEY ALL HAVE LITTLE WHITE FEET THO???? THOSE ARE. exploding. theyre exploding. :(

ENOUGH OF HIM I DONT WANT TO SEE HIM I WANT TO SKIP THROUGH HIS MOMENTS I ACTUALLY HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH IM IN. PAIN. LIKE. OU GH. THE. SECOND HAND EMBARASSMENT IS? PAINFUL I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE HIM I HATE HIM IHATE HIM PHYSICALLY GAGGING

LUCAS AND MAX mAKE me so happy and MAx is still transmasc coded in my heaRTTTTT

DUSTIN BABY IM SO SORRY YOURE HAVING A MY CANADIAN GF MOMENT BUTSHES MORMON AND FROM UTAH

SHOWING MomEnts of Joyce being so happy and gENUINELY IN LOVE WITH BOB JUST HURTS SO MUCH HE WAS SO FUCKING GOOD. RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE

oh now we have shit with MAGNETS and the spaceship space race cold war babbeyyyy

DISEASE RATS!!!!!!!

HOPPER ASHING ON HIS FACE KING????? OW?????????????????????

This is so uncomfortable bro my dad did this to me once and it was horrifically misguided on his part and he was making some wild ass assumptions about my relationship with certain people and oUGADHADKAJSHAKSJH this isthe season of second hand embarassment and its PAINFUL

MIKE IS JUST MA KING IT WORSE PLEASE SHUT UP I OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I KEEP PAUSING IT BC I CANT HANDLE THIS

HOPPER H ELLO ????

IM

THIS IS

BRO THIS fucking entire season is gonna be so fucking painfULLLL STOP STOP STOP like the. BROOOOO stop stop stop whose got a link to a breakdown of the family dynamics between everyone and how fucked up everyone is i cant even put thi sinto words im just losing my mind hopethis makes sense

SORRY DUSTIN I !!! GOD. PICKING UP RUSSIAN SHIT INSTEAD OF HIS GF SORRY

i literally cant handle this weird Billy fucking Milfs arc and i cant even begin to stress how much i fucking hate it and him. I have literally no room in my heart for that piece of shit

im SORRY to KaREN WHEELER THOUGH LIKE DAMN GIRL your mariage is in shambles and you really want to be fucked by THIS GUY ?

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IDIOT FUCKING GET ATTACKED BY FERAL DISEASED RATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CALLING ALL RATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!

i know he fucking dies but iM GONAN LOSE MY MIND DOES HE GET FUCKIGN KILLED BY STOPP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP THIS IS SO FUC NNY YEAHH HYEAHHH BABEY FUCKING GET HIS ASSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

[kakusu-shipping]

YESSSS I agree with everything you said on your post!!! He’s underrated and deserves SO much appreciation!! People usually water down his character to just “Class 1-A’s Hater”, and that infuriates me to the core tbh. So it’s always a treat to find someone who likes Monoma in any regard nowadays. I’d like to hear any Headcannons you have for him!

And I have the Dad approval too??? How sweet! I’m just imagining Maes Hughes from FMAB, and the way he has tons of photos of his daughter in his coat, and you doing the same w the best boy🥺

I’m mainly on my Monoma BS today due to scrolling the tag and having said DND game tonight! (If you are ever intrigued by it, feel free to ask questions I don’t mind!) ALSO ALSO!! the announcement of him getting a Funko Pop, did you hear?? It looks pretty good.

Oh my god????

OH MY GOD??????

It's a hot topic exclusive though fuck off!!!! augh!!!

I have Neito's Banpresto figure, he's on my desk along with the Fatgum funko. But good god I might had to drive 2 hours to get a Neito funko from Hot Topic and it would be worth it....

I was actually very pleasantly surprised to find Neito has a pretty good cult following! Good amount of fanart, fics, X readers, he's the most popular boy in 1-B, maybe even the most popular character in 1-B period. Which is funny because knowing that would upset him to no end. How DARE the rest of his class not share in his spotlight!

I have no real strong headcanons for Neito, I'm always so wishy-washy on locking in HCs for favorites, especially my wonderful son boy, but here's some thoughts I have;

I land on trans Neito a lot. Realized he was a he very young, like before he was in Elementary young, and refused to hear otherwise ever. He's very strong headed like that. Very proud of him

I think he keeps a notebook to keep track of all his friend's favorite things and what he knows about them, he had a hard time making friends in middle school, and he swears to make UA different!

He's a great friend to all, so if you asked him about his best friend he'd probably struggle to pick just one.

If he were to give them a chance I think he'd get along great with Ojiro and Aoyama from 1-A, but he's just so stubborn. In another life they'd probably hang out. Same with Mei Hatsume from the Support Course? Similar energies.

He looks up to Mirio, because he's in class 3-B, and a member of the so called "Big Three", showing that class B is just as strong as class A. Mirio's blunt and doesn't like Neito, so he's very rude. It's half the Autism and half one time Neito used Tamaki as an example of class A's pathetic weakness and Mirio will just never forgive him for it. Poor Neito just wants approval from a cool upperclassman.

Anything can be fixed with chocolate, is a Neito classic. One of his classmates feeling down? Talk over some hot coco. Someone (Tetsu) locked up in their dorm cramming for the quiz tomorrow? Leave a chocolate bar and a water bottle at their door. Went a little too rough on his insults and made someone actually upset? Chocolate apology basket.

Neito does know there is a limit, and if he crosses it, he has a really hard time with verbal apology. He doesn't want to make class 1-B look BAD though, so he'll make his best effort to correct if he did something over the line. As discreetly as possible. Usually gifts and, as stated above, chocolate.

Neito knows Japanese, French, English, JSL, ASL, and Mandarin. He learned most of them to make communication in his class easier (Kuroiro and Bondo are more often non-verbal, Pony's Japanese is rough at the best of times, and Rin replaces words with Mandarin randomly mid sentence without noticing), but learned French just for himself. He wants to take the class on a trip to Paris someday

When in a relationship Neito is very boastful about the slightest hint of PDA. Holding hands walking to class? He's going to make a big deal of it, the entire walk, and of course praise you the entire time. He goes above and beyond on the encouragement for a partner. You can do no wrong in his eyes.

I'd also love to hear your Neito headcanons if you have any as well!!

And yes PLEASE tell me about MHA DnD, I've never played DnD before, I know the bare minimum about it, so I don't know what to ask but please smash into the ask box and tell me all bout it.

[icarusdusoleil]

32, 8, and 2!

2. Your favorite character that someone else has played.

I would be lying if I didn’t say D’Argo, my partner’s half-orc barbarian. It’s so fun to watch him light up whenever he talks about D’Argo and really cool to see him get into character. He’s got such a quick wit and that makes D’Argo’s actions absolutely hilarious. Plus, D’Argo is basically the Hulk and Rye Bread didn’t realize that at first, which made his realization that much more precious because the Hulk means a lot to him.

That being said, I really love my friend’s characters too. Everybody plays their character so well and it’s really cool to see the different personalities and playing styles!

8. Your favorite fight/encounter.

Augh, fights actually stress me out a lot. Even though I’ve been playing dnd for a year now, I still get extremely anxious for each fight, so I don’t really enjoy them that much. I guess, I like being able to do stupid shit like cover the enemies in glitter and sing really bad renditions of songs to distract them while playing Myfanwy.

That being said, I’m still VERY proud of that one time that I accidentally hijacked what would have been a very difficult fight and turned it into a bard battle and WON.

32. What role do you like to play the most? (Tank/healer/etc?)

Oh I’m a support all the way. I much prefer being a distraction and a buffer over being a fighter. Nothing is more stressful for me than being a combo tank-healer, which is what I’m doing as my cleric in the Ravenloft campaign. It’s rough, but luckily the other players are very helpful and understanding.

Thank you for asking these!

(D&D ask meme)