#AT LEAST ONCELER

[germfalll]

Reasons you should vote for The Onceler

Do I really need to explain this?? it’s the Onceler for crying out loud!

He’s a classic Obvious reasoning. This man is part of tumblr history. we have to respect our elders! he Created the sexyman! this man is a legacy, a legend, he is the icon. no literally the tournament’s photo is the onceler. he once sailed the tumblr sea and navigated us to the tumblr we all know of today, this hellsite wouldnt be the way it is without him. everyone should recognize that and appreciate it. thank you mr once-ler.

The Message The Onceler had great character development and thus is an interesting character! He has a backstory and growth but most of all he learns a lesson that the viewer can learn aswell. In his age he teaches and spreads the words of anticapitalism and preserving nature. Do your other sexymen do that? I dont think so. He teaches kids to care about nature and overall has a positive message to share.

Skill He is also creative and inventive, he created the thneed, something we havent even been able to make in real life. He must be incredibly smart.

Criteria Lets take a look at the criteria (note he is so important that his existence helped mold the criteria of the sexyman) He had hundreds if not thousands of blogs dedicated soley to him. I mean just him. He was shipped with himself and with fans, and formed countless au’s. He breaks none of the rules and in fact follows all of them! A sexyman is created by the fandom, and even if all youve heard are tales, everyone should be on the same page about the Onceler fandom during its glory days.

Hardships Tumblr has been mean. You and your “deoncelerization”. You outcast him. I believe we all owe him an apology. That along with kicking him out of the tournament so early in both matches. I feel it’s unacceptable and he should be compensated for this unfair treatment. Please spread the kindness in your heart to our dear ol’ onceler. Even in the canon he had a hard life. Let him win.

Even if you dont find him sexy, thats a personal bias and you are outright denying his clear classic sexyman traits. I do hope you will have an open heart when voting.

[cyber-corp]

Hey what was with you guys’ obsession with the Onceler from the Lorax movie?? You knew he was like…made up of pure capitalism right??? That he was an allegory for greed??

you knew that, right?

[mr-malumm]

Hey tumblr what do we think of this?

[glitterbombedshadow]

Regular ol' hands

[ask-the-biggering-onceler]

...Sigh...

...Well...?? Are ya happy, yet...? ...Ya fill that hole deep down inside ya...?

...Or do you still need more?

[coppyler]

Happy, happy Halloween!!! \*0*/

[hatterofthelabyrinth]

Pleasure to meet you Mr Onceler, if you don’t mind me asking what do you plan to do once you escape the Labyrinth? (Possibly…if you do..)

(Gives Onceler: a bag of marshmallows, binoculars, notebook and a pen) Hope these come in handy….

Oh! Oh my- Yo-you're giving me marshmallows?? A whole bag of them???

*Sniffle*

I-I um... (ahem) Th-thank you, for these. I haven't had marshmallows in ages. T-to answer your question, I...I guess I'll just go home? I mean, I was trying to settle back in before I got sent here. Mom will probably let me come back when I get out. Just...back to the same old I guess.

[jalattes]

onceler askblogs and humanized bill cipher designs walked so hazbin hotel could kind of jog

[least-sexy-man-competition]

INTRODUCING OUR CONTESTANTS...

Steve Carlsberg (Welcome to Night Vale)   

Emperor Belos (The Owl House)   

The Onceler (Lorax)   

Emperor Palpatine (Star Wars)   

Pikaman (Tumblr)   

Warren the Eagle (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)   

Lord Hater (Wander over Yonder)   

Harry Du Bois (Disco Elysium)   

Bill Hawks (Professor Layton)   

Springtrap (Five Nights at Freddy's)   

Walter White (Breaking Bad)   

Cronus Ampora (Homestuck)   

Jerry (Undertale)   

Reigen Arataka (Mob Psycho 100)   

Dr. N. Brio (Crash Bandicoot)   

Elias Bouchard (The Magnus Archives)   

Doofenshmirtz (Phineas & Ferb)   

Kavinsky (The Raven Cycle)   

Dennis Reynolds (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)   

Lord Farquaad (Shrek)   

Lemongrab (Adventure Time)   

Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)   

Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture (Venture Brothers)   

Shin Tsumiki (Your Turn to Die)   

Zim (Invader Zim)   

L Lawliet (Death Note)   

Flint Paper (Sam & Max)   

BoJack Horseman (BoJack Horseman)   

Connecticut Clark (Connecticut)   

Fassad (Mother 3)   

Baldi (Baldi's Basics)  

Tony Stark (MCU)

Wallace (Wallace & Gromit)

Spamton G. Spamton (Deltarune)

Logan Roy (Succession)

Grima Wormtongue (Lord of the Rings)

Crux (The Locked Tomb)

Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives)

Five Pebble (Rain World)

Tingle (Legend of Zelda)

The Grinch (The Grinch)

Benrey (Half-Life VR But The AI Is Self-Aware)

Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto)

Neighbor (Hello Neighbor)

Tighten (Megamind)

Scout / Jeremy (Team Fortress 2)

Santa Claus (Christmas)

Sans (Undertale)

Ben Chang (Community)

Olaf (Frozen)

Jurgen Leitner (The Magnus Archives)

Pierre (Stardew Valley)

Jesus Christ (The Bible)

Randy Jade (Dialtown)

Count Olaf (A Series of Unfortunate Events)

Trip (Facade)

William Murderface (Metalocalypse)

Syndrome (The Incredibles)

Martin Kratt (The Wild Kratts/Zooboomafoo)

Oswald Mandus (Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs)

Naven Nuknuk (Epithet Erased)

Wario (Mario)

Mordecai (Regular Show)

Glenn Quagmire (Family Guy)

Voting will begin as soon as I have a proper image for the bracket :}

(im probably going to end up making my own at this point LOL)

[lowquality-onceler]

Ok, o-okay, breathe.

Ha.....

I-i, I mean, y-you say that y'all are, are here for us, but... I guess I forgot? It's been y̸̥̖̿ ̴͕̗͔͍̐̊͂̓̅̀͝ȩ̴̤̰͕́̎̔̈̚ ̸͙͊́̏͝ḁ̷̣͉̑͌ ̴̆̃̇̈́͘͜��̧̮͖̙r̶̦͈̮̣̣͊̇̈́͊̆ ̷͕͗̃̃̑̋́̕͠s̶̝͇͖̒͘ ̸̘͇̻̦͛͋̾̀͝...... I thought YOU all had forgotten!

H-ha ha! HA -- oh, my nose -

S-sorry, I..

( ugh, gross - this was one of my few clean pairs of gloves left. go figure i start dripping the second i have an audience.... )

... a-as far as, as the air p-pollution out here, I mean. I've been here for, for how long now? I-if it's bad for me, and, I mean - pretty obviously it is, look at it 'round here, ha ha - then, that ship is sailed a long, long time ago.... like, a looooong time ago.

[weirdlythneederina]

Norma was on her way home from making a delivery and found Late Night standing outside his factory, just from the look of things, she already knew....

Norma: "Once-ler, did you lock yourself out again?"

Late night: "...n-no."

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Due to lack of sleep, Late Night struggles with memory loss. And it can be hard to remember the things he needs for the day, such as: breakfast, his toothbrush, his hat and even...HIS KEYS! 🤣

[darodugo]

I'm doing a DTIYS on instagram, I was inspired by The onceler!

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[lunameimei]

Devil, you're not helping 😭😭😭

I think this is part 1

[parizler]

Since I haven't been drawing much digitally these past weeks, I offer this banger sketch from my sketchbook 🙏

[wormstuff]

you’re free to have everything you can see.

[ask-the-biggering-onceler]

he's having a *mental breakdown* (nervous kazoo)

...Ha ha!!

Me? Mental breakdown?? Ha ha!! That's funny, dearie.

Y'know what I do have, though? A wonderful, brilliant idea!!

A BALL!! THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS, A BALL. ANYONE IS INVITED, STAFF OR NOT!!

~UPCOMING SOON, AT MY FACTORY IN THE BALLROOM~

I KNOW YOU'LL ALL LOVE IT...!!