#ASTARION PLEASE

[estrellalithia]

And I’m supposed to be normal about this man?

[crossdressingdeath]

+5?! Okay, I knew Astarion approved of interrupting the lovely couple in the barn outside Moonhaven, but I assumed it was +1! A silly little increase for a silly little moment! But no, he gets +5 for that.

[fangswbenefits]

Someone please stop me.....

[sparklingthedas]

He’s JUST

[bugs-in-space]

“hello, my sweet!” random beginning of convo astarion voiceline just made my heart skip a beat and i had to put my head in my hands for a sec. it’s so over, this is it for me. i’m an incredibly weak individual for this bastardly, sultry vampyre 🤟😔

[dopepoisonivyoncrack]

When he said that it almost sounds like a challenge... until now I took it as it would be a challenge to not have sex with Tav, a compliment of sorts. But given his insecurities, I realize now that the challenge that he was referring to was to maintain a relationship without sex - the only asset he thinks himself capable of, without the only thing he thinks he has to offer in this. His wet eyes, his shaky voice, leaning back... it was there all the time. I guess I just didn't wanted to see.

Despite the relief of Tav not rejecting him and even proposing a relationship without sex for as long as he needs, he starts this relationship doubtful. He sees it as maybe prolonging the inevitable, that Tav will get sick of him, of waiting and just.... go find someone else. And given his words when meeting the drow twins...yeah.

Of course it could mean both, he is good with words like that but... his body language leans towards the fear.

[tallymonster]

FUCK ME, I figured out what happened. I'm such an idiot lol. So the reason I didn't see the dumb ass party scene is BECAUSE I KILLED ALL THE TIEFLINGS. I'm so stupid omg.

Here I was throwing a horned up sexually frustrated tantrum and I just hate how things are playing out. I'm an avid dating sim player so the fact that this isn't as linear as some I've played but it's not a dating sim and idk I'm just ranting at this point lmao

Also my husband knows I'm posting about this and I just saw him shake his head and roll his eyes at me acting a fool over some pixels. 😂😂

[za-ra-h]

“I’d rather be the only dark power inside your body” — Astarion from BG3

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

I need more of Astarion being an absolute undead fucking weirdo. No more suave charming elf man NO this man forgets to breathe for prolonged periods of time and randomly gasps or croaks because he can't speak without air in his lungs. He lurks in dark corners with weird reflective eyes and doesn't move until you notice him. He's SUPER into the scent of his lover and buries his face in their neck or chest while taking in a BIG snorf. He gets very affectionate when he notices his partner is on their period or is bleeding from other causes. He doesn't make noise when approaching someone and often scares the shit out of them because he just silently shows up behind them. He's addicted to the warmth of his partner and rubs his body against them like a cat. He makes animalistic grunts and moans while he feeds. He forgets to blink and just stares at people with wide eyes while they talk. He stares at his lovers pulse point instead of looking in their eyes. He growls when displeased. Sometimes he smiles just a tad too wide. He watches his lover sleep and waits for them to wake up for them to find him just staring them down, unblinking. He's a fucking freak and I love him to bits I need more weirdo Astarion.

[theoldkyokodied]

Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)

[ithinkthiswasabadidea]

my first play through and also trying to keep everyone from becoming their worst selves is going well why do you ask

[saltska]

Rough concepts for a masquerade ball in the upper city with subterfuge missions and a dance with your companion. One can dream 🥹

who should i draw next for the ball? XD

[saddleseatollie]

I've seen a lot of people point out that while Astarion's whole "thing" in act 1 is that he's this sexy sweet talking savant, he only has 10 charisma and actually isn't all that good at it.

He practices cheesy pickup lines within earshot of the person he's going to say them to, and every single time he flirts with tav it's extremely heavy-handed and almost cringeworthy. It's pretty obvious that he's trying to manipulate tav, even if the reason doesn't become clear until his act 2 confession.

But here's the thing: Astarion never actually needed to be all that good at flirting.

He says himself that the vast majority of his "targets" were drunks and brothel-goers. People who never actually saw him as anything other than an object for their pleasure. They were going to go home with him no matter what he said. A few pretty words and his physical beauty would do the rest.

But Tav is the first person to actually view him as a real person, which is why it becomes so glaringly obvious that he's not nearly as charming as he thinks he is. Astarion tells them at the tiefling party that "every part of their body screams temptation" and their response is that he's "sweet" and "silly". They're not buying it for second, because they don't need to be told pretty lies to like him. They like him because of who he really is as a person. They fall in love with him not because he's good in bed or has pretty eyes or a sexy body. They fall in love with him because he's sweet and secretly very kind. Because there is so much pain and sadness and fear in him, and he truly cannot see how amazing he really is. That his goodness never really went away, it just got hidden for a while.

[spainstateofmind]

[ssalballoon]

rot and ruin

this was heavily inspired by thatkorka's lovely fic! please check it out, it's such a good take on Gale's arc :')

[sevrinve]

Astarion x tav (elora) brainrot