#AS A TREAAAT

[mossistyping]

today I did all the laundry and washed dishes and made actual real people food and did bullshit adult paperwork

tomorrow. I write as much porn as possible with a stupid amount of caffeine. as a treat

[pawbeanies]

actually surprise this post WAS a trick..... hiding... a treat ..... a...

ignore the fact this is the worlds most laziest attempt as a cosplay and ummm ummmm ummmm

whos up trickin their treat

[justiisms]

*chuck is throwing a little tantrum! he's stomping his little paws and growling all because he's been denied an extra peanut butter treat! of course, mondo isn't having any of it and instead decides to growl back at him!! now the two of them are growling at each other, each one refusing to back down!!*

"Oh no, what's wrong with little Chuck!! Oh, he wants that peanut butter treat, I see? Aww, hahah, sorry Chuck, he's only saying 'no' because he cares! Enjoying a treat every once in a while is fine and all, but having too many would be very bad for your health, and we wouldn't want that!"

Then when they start growling at each other, Bobby just laughs and rests a hand on each of their backs. "Woaahh, woah! Let's calm down, now!! No growling at each otherrr... just tell him, Mondo: you deny him extra treats because you care. I'm sure Chuck will understand in due time! Now come, come, get along..."

[herpsandbirds]

Trick or treaaat and a happy Halloween!!! 🎃

Happy Halloween!

Northern Pygmy Owl (Glaucidium californicum), family Strigidae, western U.S.

photograph by Protik M Hossain

[necrowyrm]

trick or treaaat

You recieve of the horde: A TRICK

[takaraphoenix]

*bangs pots and pans together*

GO AND READ LIKE WOLVES IN BLACK SO YOU ARE CAUGHT UP FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!

(You can't just say "new chapter" and not provide a link to the whole fic for the unsuspecting masses!! ;D)

WIP Wednesday

Thanks to @beaconfeels for the tag 💖💖💖 I'm tagging @ivymarquis @takaraphoenix @gaeadene @mirrorthoughts

Here's a snippet from the next chapter of my Stetopher BDSM AU! I'm so glad i managed to catch one of these ❤️♥️🩷

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Stiles was just one mystery after another disguised in an overachieving college student and a mountain of sarcasm. Peter wanted to slice him open and pick out each and every piece to inspect. Figure out all of the things that had built him into the mess Peter was looking at now.

The scent of blood caught his attention. One of the jagged halves of Stiles’ pencil had stabbed into his palm. “Please let me clean that up before you bleed on one of my books.”

”Oh, shit!” Stiles scrambled away from the table. “Sorry.” He dutifully followed into the kitchen and let Peter pick out splinters and pieces of broken pencil lead before the whole area was smeared with Neosporin and covered with a bandaid. Chris had taught him human first aid when they’d first started living together. Peter liked to think himself pretty handy by now with regular cuts and scrapes and sprains.

”There.” He pressed his lips to the center of the band-aid, drawing away the pain. “We don’t want you hurt.”

Stiles barked out a grim laugh. “That’s a new one.”

”You’re mine. I’m going to look after you.” Stiles was sitting on the counter, and Peter leaned in to nose at his neck and collarbone, still trying to decipher the strange myriad of stress and fear and arousal that clung to him. Stiles dutifully tipped his head to the side.

[vavoom-sorted-art]

Trick or treaaat

(I love your drawings and style, and I think it’s time to show us what happened on the body switch night in season 1, no?)

Happy Halloween! Have a treat!

[zeroducks-2]

TRICK OR TREAAAT 🎃🎃🎃

Happy Halloween 🫶

You get an old Sladick sketch which is slowly getting colored and possibly polished :3

ask game here!

[junipers-insects]

tttttTRICK OR TREAAAT!!!

Tri...tr...treat..........

The woodsman is sharing his hunt....

You should take...something.....

[calp0sa]

Favorite Headcanons for airy?

i have like 10 million headcanons for him but i’ll list as many as i can from the top of my head

-hes autistic LIKE ME!!! and is specifically very autistic about music (like meee) i like to think he had a huge collection of vinyls cds cassettes etc and its all stuff from the 60s to the early 90s. no doubt he had a bunch of posters for his favorite bands and musicians too. and hes awesome on the guitar, great rhythm guitarist… its a shame he couldn’t make his talent a profession like he once dreamed of doing. oh well, at least the number 1 perk of trucking is that its peaceful and you dont really have to interact with many people! plus trucks have radios, and cd players, so airy would often bring along a few albums to listen to as he drove those long days and nights.

-hes also got a knack for aquatic creatures (LIKE ME) of course, being a literal fish monster himself (cool fact my airy design is like actually a fish monster he can breathe underwater and everything and his limbs are covered in fish scales) airy loves fish both as friends and food. hes particularly fond of freshwater fish, which makes sense considering the fact he grew up around the swamps of louisiana (yes im making him louisianan Like Me shaddap) hes also fond of those fucked up looking deep sea creatures, just so fascinating. i think airy liked to do a little fishing in his spare time. And hes awesome at cooking em but fair warning for those with a low spice tolerance… he loves spicy food btw (like meeeee)

-when airy was in the forest, he kept a log of his thoughts on the computer, in an attempt to hopefully give himself whatever clarity he could. the notes ranged from all brief, to desperate, to hopeless, to spiraling, to borderline dadaist poetry? to insanity, to denial, to whatever, really i think his mind was obviously all over the place on a daily basis. things must have been pretty loud for him, that cassette player was probably one of the only things keeping him together, before he numbed himself n all, which is around the time he ceased writing these notes as he saw no point in doing so.

-ok enough about him suffering we’ll get back to that later Airy’s favorite drink is ginger ale i mean look at that guy and tell me he doesnt fw ginger ale or dr pepper are you kidding me. he can have dr pepper as a little treat (too much soda is bad for anyone especially if youre an old feller like airy) speaking of little treats i like to think he has an insatiable sweet tooth LIKE MEEEE and his favorite treaaats are pumpkin pie, macarons and practically anything chocolate he loves chocolate (im like allergic to not projecting onto my favorite characters if you couldnt tell) maybe airy knows how to bake a little bit i mean he is an object show host after all

-this is oddly specific but airy is a chronic pain warrior #JUSTLIKEME so when he was in the forest he’d make like home made heating pads by wetting a glob of moss and putting it against his face while he had his flame on (he sometimes put it on a plank over a bonfire if he felt like it) this was a bit tricky when he broke his face but im sure he managed he always manages (kinda) (relatively speaking)

-well anyway we’re back to the forest and i just mentioned his broken face So you know how he disappeared for seven months after he did that lol well what if it was because the pain and shock from that incident evoked the long lost clarity he’d been so stubbornly avoiding in order to cling on to his meaningless, fallacious escapism which triggered him and sent him into a state of agonizing self consciousness, reminding him of his earthly death, how he used to be Someone, and how he essentially let himself rot into what is now an empty shell of who he once was. after so many years, the first reflection he saw of himself was seen in something broken; shards of glass, of which he couldn’t stand to look at… as there is nothing comparable to the pain of revelation, the burden of truth after having been so lost and festered into the stagnant waters that surround you. he felt he had no choice, he disposed of the shards into the nearby stream. those seven months were not just a matter of physically healing, but as a means to losing himself all over again.

-Aaaanyway i think airy had a cat at some point in his life i think we can all agree hes a cat person right!!! he had a tortoiseshell kitty named goose and he loved her very much. idk why he named her goose he probably just thought it was funny to name an animal after a different animal.

-OH YEAH lemme bring amelia into this listen i am such a huge fan of the theory of airy being related to amelia so i like to think hes her uncle!! when amelia was little she’d stay over at airy’s house while her parents were away and he’d teach her stuff like how to fish, how to ward off snakes, how to kayak, all that jazz cuz he was an awesome uncle. she was kinda like an actual daughter to him. and amelia was so fond of sunny weather as a child, one dayy at airy’s house she had to stay inside because it was too rainy, so she occupied herself by drawing a little picture of the way she wished earth was; always sunny, sky always blue, grass always green, huh! the way she drew that grass as individual little triangles is all too familiar is it not…

OK I HAVE SOMEWHERE 2 GO now i’ll probablt add more later But thank u so much for asking this i love love love infodumping about anything airy related i heart airy

[intertexts]

shuffles up awkwardly . trick or treaaat……

whoa.......... cool drip ashe...........

[transredguy]

his meallll his treaaat

[catgirlnipples]

TRICK OR TREAAAT

you get Nekomata Okayu Relax Time figure, dipped in barbecue sauce

[dailyraccoons]

*zombie shambles up to your door holding out a bag*

"Trick or treaaat!Or braaiins!"

I choose...BRAINS! Kind of. How about some raccoon brain facts? - 75% of a raccoon's sensory center in their brains is devoted JUST to touch! - IQ studies (though animal IQ tests are almost universally flawed) show raccoons as very nearly as intelligent as monkeys, and significantly smarter than a cat or dog. - Because raccoons live among humans, OUR actions are making them smarter, generation by generation! When people build more elaborate trash cans to keep raccoons out, the raccoons adapt and figure out how to get to the food--thereby levelling up the whole species!

What's going on?

[randomitemdrop]

trick or treaaat~!!

Item: gummy fingers of various species

[hdra77]

TRICK OR TREAAAT!!!

you get..err..an iterator head and a bunch of memory pearls!