#ARE YOU KIDDINNG ME

[pulpolicia]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ARE YOU KIDDING ME??

ARE YOU FUCCKING KIDDING ME??????

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[mortiflyer]

top ten as kpop songs (but ten is Fritz and not that bastard)

Jannik - Satellite by SHINee. Idk scrolling through my playlist he felt very shinee bside coded and shinee is my favorite kpop group so…anyways satellite is a pretty chill song but the way it swells for the chorus feels fitting for his career lol

Novak - Joker by Dal Shabet. LIKE ARE YOU KIDDINNG. He’s the djoker obvi but also this song is cunty and I feel like he fits the diva levels

Carlos - Vroom Vroom by EXO-CBX. To me this song is the perfect mix of cute and fun and upbeat…like Carlos! Tbh i felt like he could be an rnb bside or something but my first instinct was to go sunshine

Danya - Not In Public by Summer Cake. This is based off him saying espresso is the song of the summer 😭 so I’m giving him the REAL song of the summer by my nugu queen. I just feel like he would like something girly pop

Alex - Smile by TVXQ! It was between this and 24/7 by EXO but I want some variety in this lol. Alex seems like a chill guy you’d want to be friends with and who loves his girlfriend and for some reason that’s the same vibe the tvxq boys give me. He COULD have been Rumor by them but none of these guys deserve that song it’s too perfect

Hubi - Secret by WJSN. Listen ik he has some…issues on court but this would be his ringtone if he knew it and you can’t convince me otherwise. I’m gonna track him down and teach him the dance

Casper - Warning Sign by TEEN TOP. He is very rnb pop to ME okay. Although tbh Casper is not one of my favorites so this one may not be a good match for ruud nation

Andrey - sage by OnlyOneOf. The trap beat is him I feel plus onlyoneof can be very moody which…yeah…

Grigor - Mirror by FIESTAR. Grown woman music for this man and his elegant game yawwppp. Tbh this could’ve been any fiestar song lol, but I thought about 9MUSES as well. Maybe Secret but I didn’t want two songs with the same title in the list

Taylor - Prom Night by fromis_9. More for Morgan’s benefit than his honestly but he would bop along in the car don’t lie

Okay idk if I did y’all favorite white men justice but I would love to do more so inbox me if you have someone specific in mind

[peresephoknee]

WE HAD A PIRATED COPY THE WHOLE TIME ARE YOU KIDDINNG ME

[hubristicassholefight]

#ARE YOU KIDDINNG ME I KNOW THE LITTLE MAN IS CUTE#BUT XENA#XENA IS THE WINNER#SHE WON A FIGHT AGAINST THE GOD OF WAR WHILE SHE WAS CURSED TO BE INSANE#SHE WAS ABSOLUTELY BONKERS AND SHE STILL OUTSMARTED THE LITERAL GOD OF WAR#YALL#COME ON#NOT TO MENTION ALL THE GODS SHE LITERALLY MURDERED

Swordswoman showdown FINALS

Hornet (Hollow Knight) vs Xena (Xena: Warrior Princess)

(Better here in a "preferred character" sense, not "who would win in a fight")

Propaganda below cut

Hornet

Technically its not a sword but she wields a needle in a setting where swords do not exist and she wields it in an exceedingly swordlike fashion so. She counts; Girlboss demigoddess spider lady. She's been protecting an entire kingdom for longer than many of the other characters have been alive. She systematically kills her siblings for being too weak. She's simply the best.

#im pretty sure hornet can beat like. anyone in a fight.#have you ever fought hornet#its so fucking hard getting past her every time i play hk i go literally insane.

#i remember getting stuck on the first hornet fight on mt first play through and bring likr#''omg the boss fights in this are so hard!!!''#like what. you're not even half way through what are you talking about#you can't even DASH honey. you don't know what's diffcult or not in this game.

So, SPOILERS

but I feel like the "she systematically kills her siblings" part needs a little clarification. See, one of her siblings was used as a living prison for an angry god and that uh. Didn't work out for the sibling in question or anyone else.

This account is itself heavily abbreviated but it's likely that any other sibling Hornet encounters will be trying to take over as the god's new prison. She appears to challenge any sibling she sees to battle, in order to test their resolve against herself and her needle - would they actually have a chance against that god?

We never actually see her kill any siblings, but she does quite pointedly tell one of them that (to paraphrase) "My needle is lethal and I would feel no sadness in a weakling's demise."

Feels like a relevant quote. In any case, if they can't beat Hornet, it seems like her needle would be a far more merciful end than what the god would grant.

Anyway, a bit of additional material for @swordswomanshowdown :

As is the case for any cool swordswoman, it's not just her sword that's lethal, it's her with it. And Hornet's needle was custom made for her - the creators have said that, while other needles exist, hers was made specifically for her to wield, and its construction allows her to use her spider silk better in combat.

And another thing that I think makes her a good swordswoman: she's actually pretty thoughtful about how she uses it. There's a least one instance where she tries to warn someone off before fighting them! At the same time, when she does fight, she seems to enjoy it - during her boss battles, you can hear her laugh sometimes, as if exhiliarated. She's really got it all, as a swordswoman!!!

#HORNET SWEEP CMON PLEEEEEEASE#shes gay. shes the only sibling with a gender. shes a spider named HORNET. look like croissant. whats not to like

Xena

Warrior Princess

She wields a sword and chakram. Just had to submit a biconic swordswoman.

i love her. she made me gay as a kid. Anyway, her weapon of choice is her sword, she is obviously very good with it

#unfortunately i have to choose and i have to choose xena#a) utena had no warcry. b) xena fought gods. c) xena has kickass goofy comic book combat which is my favorite

xena didn’t just fight gods. she fucked up a girl’s life so bad that she (calisto) devoted her entire being to destroying everything that xena loved that ended up with calisto becoming a god in order to destroy xena, which didnt work because xena entombed her in lava. and then when xena and gabrielle encountered calisto in the (christian) afterlife (different from the greek one which they also fought her in), calisto dragged gabrielle to hell so xena became an archangel in order to save gabrielle and then sacrificed herself in order to undo all the harm that she did in calisto’s life and then when not!jesus (played by timothy omundson) revives xena and gabrielle, calisto impregnates xena with the reincarnation of calisto’s soul in order to end the cycle of hate. xena doesnt just fight gods. she creates and destroys them

#this isnt even mentioning her fighting julius ceasar several times#telling brutus that caesar is not his friend#xena and gabrielle’s souls reincarnating across centuries in order to kick ass and fall in love all over again#or the time xena became a god but tbh that ep is kinda ‘uhhhhh…..’ even if they did hire a consultant for it

#I think everyone here knows to vote for Xena. I think a couple people here might have some propaganda for Xena saved already#everyone remember that Xena/Gabrielle is CANON and that's a pretty big deal also#(does anyone have that Xena Loves Trans People interview around because that would also make good propaganda)

I love Xena ❤️ 😍 💖 ❣️

[starburns]

Who is borg

another word for turtle !

[thevalleyoftriumph]

OPENLY SOBS

[steven-reblogs]

“..So. You’ll stay. You promise..?? You aren’t. Kiddinng..?- i mean. What do you even want to know about me..?-“

Hey, Steven, I need your help. I wanna get some flowers for Harry and Moon, and I heard you grow a bunch of stuff. Since you know a bunch about flowers like the steel trap you are, I'd like to pick out some flowers with your help.

Is that okay?

- @joe-fckn-fawkes

“Oh. Sure, what do you want in particular? Don’t do roses. Unless you know the right amount. Too little can means hate too many can mean despise. So, pick your poison. Anyways. Looking for any meaning in particular?”

[dullahandyke]

are you kiddinng me :yuri: and :yaoi: makes me like you even more

Omg wonderful :yuri:

[thehoundsboneybitch]

The fact that I weighed 132.6lbs(60.1kg) on December 23rd and then I lost every ounce of control I had because of Christmas and then New Years came so fast and my scale was broken and I know I’m just making excuses to try to feel better but I’m back to 140.4lbs(63.6kg) that’s what I get for binging for liteRALLY LIKE 2 STRAIGHT WEEKS WTF IS WRONG WITH ME ARE YOU KIDDINNG!!!??????!!!!????!!!?!?!!? Makes me literally want to rip my fucking hair out I’m so fucking GROSS

[lieutenant-wubs]

@sarpsoter

[dameron-skywalkerr]

SO THATS IT NO FUCKING CAS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINNG ME

[rxyllum]

“Queen Fareeda is dead” aR E YOU KIDDINNG ME?!?!?!

I MADE HER A COSPLAY. SHE’S A GOREGOUS QWEEN H O W DARE.

SHE ONLY GOT ONE LINE WTH

[dazzlinhaze]

cluES ABOUT THE SONg ARE YOU KIDDINNG ME

[wwounu]

WAIT YOU WATCH BSD BTICUHVTJE STOP U KIDDINNG ME RIGHT????? -🐯

UM HELL YEAH I WATCH BSD BUT I NEED TO CATCH UP WITH SEASON THREE I THOUGHT IT WAS COMING OUT IN MAY!!!! BUT IT ALREADY HAS THREE EPISODES WTF?!?!?!

[tipannies]

im not kiddinng im seriously having a breakdown now. things are so hard again and im on my edge but now tiffany just released this song and only god knows how much i love this woman, she always makes me feel better. thank you for giving me hope stephanie, i really love you

[thequeerraccoon]

ARE YOU KIDDINNG ME OMG 😭❤️

Keira Knightley and Eleanor Tomlinson in Colette (2018) dir. Wash Westmoreland