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survivesalem · 4 years ago

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Episode 2 - “AHAHAHAHAHA 😂 -screams -” -Jessie

My plan worked, mostly. Czern left and I felt bad but it’s survivor. Raffy (I believe it was Raffy at least) voted with Czern which I don’t like tbh. Raffy has a lil target on my back and I’m sitting pretty with me being the least likely to go home at this point on my tribe. 4D chess, I don’t play chess but it’s hot. I hope my tribe and Liam’s tribe don’t lose any more challenges so we can dominate. I miss Liam 🥺🥰.

Originally I'm from tengaged so the way a social game is played and how you communicate with people is really different. Unfortunately I'm bored with a lot of people on my tribe. Austin is someone I like... I want him to view me as someone new and someone who'll make a good sheep. I can kinda sense he's gonna be trouble in a way, he doesn't seem super trustworthy. Jessie is a big question mark for me. IDK where I stand with her but I think we can get along but I also think she feels comfortable. At first I didn't like Dylan all that much but now they're really rubbing off on me. Dylan stans Avatar, I stan Avatar so in my eyes Dylan is a good person. Paolo is super friendly, he's also new to the ORG community so I feel him & I could make a good duo. Zach is probably my favourite person on the tribe idk why I just feel a good energy from him and I like it so I feel like if Paolo, Zach & I could link up and form a tight 3 and just knock off someone like Jessie that would make me feel good. I really wanna prove myself with the scavenger hunt challenge I feel like I've done a lot with the challenge but I feel like I can do more so I'm ready and willing to fight to keep my tribe safe.

Omg okay so I never made one of these but I will right now! So basically I like my tribe. I know a few people on here and the other ones seem nice. I would LOVE to avoid tribal, as I think I am not in the *best* standing, but I think if I attend tribal I mayyyy be able to survive. I LOVE THAT THERE IS NO TWIST THANK FUCKING GOD. Here are my thoughts on my tribe: Brien - I have hosted Brien and he is super talkative 24/7. He is a great guy and I really want him to trust me, but I have heard he created an alliance without me. I think if I just have some more activity we might be in the clear w him. Eve- I LOVE EVE. I played with Eve in BBPokemon and they were an incredible force. I know they tend to be villainous and make a splash every season, but hopefully I can them on my side and I won't be at the receiving end of their chaos. Cameron - Don't know them and will hopefully make them the first boot. Gizmo- Awesome! They are super nice to talk to and I can tell they are a good ass player. I want to align with them on this tribe, but I am not that passionate about it. Keegan- I. LOVE. KEEGAN. Keegan is super a sweetheart and such a good guy. He is SO good at orgs and I want to go far with him. Def my #1 fav on this tribe!

UM HELLO TRIBE WHERE ARE YOU ? Legit only me and Liam are submitting for the scavanger hunt and the clock is tick tick ticking . Like guys we aren’t winning if only two people submit . Do they not realize two tribes go to tribal ? It’s literally as quiet as the movie the quiet place . On the bright side maybe me doing stuff for the tribe means they’ll keep me because wow I’m active !

Here's the problem: my tribe is half inactive. Ben and Alex truly do not give a fuck whether we win or lose. This means they will be very easy vote offs during this phase of the game, but I don't want to risk having to repeatedly go to tribal over and over again. I am starting to get frustrated. They are literally not responding to any of my messages at all. I've tried reaching out to Ben twice now, and he hasn't replied back to either of those messages. I am so sick of it. For Alex, I don't know what his problem is either. This tribe truly is cursed in part due to them all being men. I need a swap to happen soon so that I can actually be put on a competent tribe. I am terrified that we are going to lose the challenge because it doesn't even seem like Ben or Alex know that it's even going on. Ugh. I'm so over this.

This scavenger hunt has been fun. I was thankful to already own most of the items between my apartment and my parents house. What I didn't have I had to drive around to find. What gave me the most trouble was the Magic 8 Ball. I ended up finding a mini 8 ball that was fully functioning. Given that 2 tribes are going to tribal counsel, and the current state of our sheet, I'm pretty sure Good is going to tribal council. I hope I'm wrong! But hope for the best, prepare for the worst. I think I'm safe this vote. I seem to be in the majority so long as I can trust them. I just hope we are all loyal until at least tribe swap or merge, whatever happens first. If we go to tribal, I'm pretty sure Eve will be getting the vote, but who's to say.

I do not believe we are winning this challenge. But I don't think I'd be the one voted out in any case. Alex and Ben both seems like they're not even going to submit for the challenge, so I will just ride this tribe out until we get rid of the both of them. I predict that there is a swap after this round because then it will be 15 which is the perfect time to swap into 3 tribes of 5. If not, I believe that we'll go till 14 to swap into two tribes of 7. Then, we'll merge at 11. I predict that Mac, Jay, and I will be able to survive till swap, but I'm not sure how I could begin to survive a merge. Maybe if I'm put on a tribe with either Dylan, Paolo, or Austin. I can make a pull on pre-existing relationships, but I will definitely have to give up control to them.

My tribe is filled with people who never learned how to read rules properly. Alex really said "I didn't know I had to put them in a doc." Like,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I am exhausted. Why can't people rise to my level? Is that too hard to ask? And! Alex said something in the tribe chat which means he's actively ignoring my messages and for why? This doesn't make any sense to me at all. Are they purposefully throwing their social games down the toilet? This is what I get for being on a tribe with all men.

There’s an hour left in the challenge. I feel like we have a chance but also think we will lose. I’m worried but I know if we go back to tribal I’m the least likely to go home. That’s king shit. ✌️😙

I am sad because I know Czern wouldn't have disappointed me like this. Jay told me that Mac or Alex allegedly said that Ben was good at challenges. Where is that? Such bullshit.

Also Alex really didn't even attempt the videos nor the high point items, huh? Ugh

Yay we flopped again x IM GETTING TRIGGERED FROM MY LAST SURVIVOR ORG!! Anyways. I am the swing vote without people realising which is hot. I’ve decided Ben needs to leave since he costed us the challenge by not submitting. I have to break it gently to Alex since he’s good mates with Ben. This also means people won’t see me as playing both sides. Woohoo. I’m not going home.

Ben is leaving because he didnt do the challenge and he doesn't talk to anyone and if Raffy wasn't on this tribe I honestly have no idea what I'd do. Pls swap soon thanks

WE WON AGAIN. wow I’m so proud of this tribe. I truly did not expect us to not go to tribal just because it’s a double tribal. Wow I’m just so proud of us. I feel like we are a very cohesive tribe too. We really vibe.

WE WON IMMUNITY *Happy dances* I feel really good about my tribe now! I really like Jessie now which I didn't think would happen but we've clicked finally. We made an agreement not to vote each other out for now. Zach is such a sweetheart and I love him. Paolo is a lil inactive because he's busy but I love his determination to contribute. Dylan is a literal fucking genius They are super intelligent and I'm so impressed. Austin is like a big ? for me if we lose I'll probably vote for him... I'm praying for a swap right now, I would like to meet new people and make more bonds before merge and then I can make some moves!

AHAHAHAHAHA 😂 -screams - so after me complaining a lil last confessional about my tribe being missing in action they came out of no where and we snagged the win. I’m currently vibing with Liam who seems to be as big of a book nerd as me . I love just finding people I get good vibes from . Still searching everyday for advantage items I’ll never stop looking for those because I never know when people will decide I’m no longer an asset. I will keep trying my hardest in each challenge 💕 we got this Tituba tribe . I’m lowkey proud of us all for snatching the win . Also my hair smells like milk I need to shower .

So we have to go to tribal I’m a little nervous bc there is always a chance you can go when you’re at tribal but it gives you the rush you crave. I have my 4 person alliance with Gizmo,Cameron and Keegan leaving Eve and Lukas in minority and I would love to stay loyal to it if they are loyal to it as well. I trust Gizmo he seems like a stand up guy Keegan seems sketchy but I trust him more then Cameron tbh. I know Gizmo has a good relationship with Lukas so I’m hoping he can keep Lukas from saying my name. I was wanting to Target Eve this tribal however I’m sure things are bound to get messy and with me and eves history she might just be petty and try to get the votes on me but I told her that if the vote is based on the challenge it should be Keegan and hopefully Keegan is the Decoy vote and gets 1 or 2 votes but ideally right now the 4 person alliance sticks together and votes Eve and Lukas can vote with us too so we can look unified and everyone can feel unified going into a potential swap. I’m gonna keep my options open come swap time bc the only person I trust 100 percent on this tribe is Gizmo idk if that’s his social game being so good but I don’t think he is playing me. So right now it’s looking like Eve will go but I’m sure if eve even has an inkling that she is getting votes then she will stir up trouble and I’m ready for trouble

Well everything has been super slow since we keep winning lol. I mean k love winning but it sometimes doesnt show where you stand really on your tribe. Jessie I trust 100% and I wanna work with liam and dylan too. I know zach paolo and dylan all know each other tho so I wanna break that up if I can before swap guess we will just have to see what happens after tribal

My alliance is voting out Ben. It is the easiest and least complex vote. I do not believe anyone would want to do anything else. It's really just that simple. I doubt this boy is even going to vote lmao

Tonight is first tribal. I hope everyone *sticks to the plan.* Eve is supposed to go home as far as I know. I had to lie to their face today....I don't like it. But! Its how the game is played. Its not personal, its drag.

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callhimyoungk · 7 years ago

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rules: you must answer these 85 statements and tag 20

tagged by: @pasteljoon (my fellow troye sivan stan)

im tagging:   last 1. drink: water  2. phone call: i honestly almost never get any phone calls nor do i call but the last one i had was with my father  3. text message: um internet friends i think  4. song you listened to: whistle by blackpink (iconic bop) 💯🎶  5. last time you cried: i dont cry even if i do i rarely tell :’)🤕😔  6. dated someone twice: it would be quicker if you ask me if i had killed anyone twice😤😏💁🏻 (btw the answer’s nope :( #foreveralone🤕😭 )  7. kissed someone and regretted it: what’s a kiss?!🙄🤓  8. been cheated on: nope  9. lost someone special: yes ig🤕  10. been depressed: not properly diagnosed but in one of the psychology tests we had to take in school, i scored pretty high and i was really depressed at some time in my life 😳😖🤕  11. gotten drunk and thrown up: nope 😱

3 favorite colors 12. black⚫️ 13. gold🔶 14. red🔴

(black and red look really nice together so do black and gold, i also like the colour gray :D)

in the last year have you 15. made new friends: yep but I’ve lost most of them ( i have only like 3 friends left irl 👻and I only saw them once this year, im really lonely 😿and am in desperate need of friends so hmu :D 🤗）  16. fallen out of love: never been in love before so 🤔🤕  17. laughed until you cried: hahahahaha yesshh 😂🙄  18. found out someone was talking about you:  yes boy I didn’t read all those FBI psychology and body language books for no reason 📕🔫‼️

19. met someone who changed you: yes and it was both good and bad, i was more confident in expressing my affection and love to people but i got really depressed 💔 bc of that person so :/🤕🙄

20. found out who your friends are: i guess cause I’ve lost a lot of friends and been through a lot of friendships breakups so yes 💔💔💔  21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: i donut have facebook and what’s a kiss?!?!pt2 🙄🤓again?!?! somebody explain it to me

general 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: i donut have facebook pt2  apparently #23 is lost ahhahahaha

24. do you want to change your name: my name’s Agnes and it’s all good bc it’s kind of rare?? but if i could I’d name myself as Jace or jay or jayden or something like that idk but i like mine #im-a-leo-i-love-everything-about-myself😏 #maybe-not-everything-but-mostly :D💞💞  25. what did you do for your last birthday: went to Starbucks and got coffee ☕️and a slice of cake🍰 and went back home and studied📝for my exams #im-a-nerd-and-i-have-to-keep-my-reputation-as-the-smart-kid #bc-im-a-leo😏 :D

26. what time did you wake up: 07:30 a.m.  27. what were you doing at midnight last night: listening to music 🎶💗  28. name something you can’t wait for: be happy ig?? and finally get my life together💖  29. when was the last time you saw your mom: before i went to bed💕  30. what are you listening to right now: hi hello by day6 (a vv beautiful song)❣❣💓💘  31. have you ever talked to a person named tom: tom holland where you at mate🙃🙂

32. something that is getting on your nerves: how my relatives keep comparing me to my cousins bc they think I’m not worthy enough #watch-me-get-successful #dont-challenge-me #im-a-leo-pt3😏 #ill-prove-you-wrong-watch-me😤

33. most visited website: tumblr, youtube, google, sololearn  34. hair color: dark brown close to black   35. long or short hair: long ( i have bad memories with short hair so nope *but sings AOA’s short hair anyway* )  36. do you have a crush on someone: brian where you at boy🗣👅😍😘💖💗💕💘💓💞  37. what do you like about yourself? I’m good at languages and good at memorizing things?  apparently #38 is lost too ahahaha pt2   39. blood type: your ideal type (imma love you if you know where this reference is from omg akksjfjfjfjd MESSAGE ME IF YOU KNOW)😱😍🤓

40. nickname: dinosaur, miss crazy, crazy b*tch😅☺️🤗  41. relationship status: sexy, free and single (alskkdjd jk, free and single and sad)🤕💔💖  42. zodiac: leo 😏  43. pronouns: she/her 🙋🏻  44. favorite tv show: Sherlock Holmes 🔍🕵🏼  45. tattoos: nope, but i hope i can get some small aesthetic ones someday if my parents won’t kill me

46. right or left handed: right  47. surgery: noooo

48. sport: swimming and im bad at basketball but i like it 🏀  49. vacation: I’ve only traveled within my country only before and if i got the chance to i’d like to go overseas, europe, south korea, china, taiwan, and more   50. pair of shoes: hot pink high top converse (hot pink is…hot and #yolo), Adidas, new balance, (i never know my shoes’ full names)

more general   51. eating: nope  52. drinking: water  53. i’m about to: sleep   54. waiting for: some amazing dreams so i can bask in my imaginations and scream when i wake up bc it’s all a dream 🤕🙄☺️  55. want: friends and money and attractive physical appearance, better personality, happiness, love (in the end, we always want what we can’t have) (#emo-agnes-strikes-again) 💗🤗🤕  56. get married: someday, if I’m lucky enough 🤕💕  57. career: something in the IT line, i guess and (my fantasy is work for some big korean entertainment agency lmao stupid ik)

which is better  58. hugs or kisses: Both but-what’s-a-kiss-again?-pt3 ( i LOVE SKINSHIPS SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME HUGS)🤓🙄🤗💗

59. lips or eyes: eyes but both too i think 👀👄  60. shorter or taller: taller  61. older or younger: older, preferably  62. nice arms or nice stomach: both ig but idk akskdjjf

63. hook up or relationship: too scared for a hook up and also too scared for a relationship bc i prob won’t ever get in s relationship so :/ 🤕but relationship, ig😴💞  64. troublemaker or hesitant: it depends on the situation but if im confident i can get out of a situation, im definitely a troublemaker (im a good liar so ;))😤😏🤓  65. kissed a stranger: what’s-a-kiss-again-pt4 (sigh)🤓🙄  66. drank hard liquor: nope  67. lost glasses/contact lenses: nope 🤓

68. turned someone down: yes I’m really straightforward if i had to turn someone down, most of the time 😱😴  69. sex on the first date: nooo are you kidding me boy 😱😴👀

70. broken someone’s heart: yes i live off on the knowledge knowing that someone’s suffering bc of me #miss-crazy-is-a-psychopath hahaha but ig i break a lot of people’s heart especially my parents’ cause i constantly disappoint them 🤕💔💕

71. had your heart broken: yep :( 🤕💔🤕💔🤕💔  72. been arrested: nope (im a good citizen) 🙋🏻😘🤓  73. cried when someone died: nope   74. fallen for a friend: no i barely have friends lol 🤕😱

do you believe in 75. yourself: I don’t think so?? idk 😴😱  76. miracles: not on myself but on other people, yes 😱💖  77. love at first sight: i guess so ☺️💗  78. santa claus: yesssssssss (Santa is real fight me) 😤💘💚  79. kiss on the first date: sure? ;) what’s-a-kiss-again-pt5 🤓🙄  80. angels: yes i love reading about fallen angels and nephilims and anything supernatural 👼🏻💫💖

other 81. eye color: darkest brown close to black 👁  82. favorite movie: um there’s a lot but I can’t think of any rn omg my brain’s not working 📽🎥  83. lust or love: it’d be good to have both at the same time, for the same person, of course 💖  84. favorite item of clothing: a gray plain t-shirt with black skinny jeans, oversized shirts, my hoodie jacket, my jeans, basically I love all my clothes  85. favorite song: there’s an awful lot but rn it’s Cave Me In by Tablo, Gallant, and Eric Nam (look up the lyrics guys it’s beautiful and deep especially Tablo’s rap sigh) 🤕🎶💯💔💖💓💔

tagging: @jahehyung @wonpillows @day69 @foreveryoungk93 @proteinmisfolding YOU DONT HAVE TO DO THIS IF YOU DONT WANT TO :D

#fyi i did all this in the middle of the night so sorry if im being weird #m2 #pasteljoon #thanks for tagging me !#tagged in

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hero-dreamer · 6 years ago

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You know what - I’m sharing that 6th grade short story on here.

So for context: My 6th grade writing teacher had us write a short story based on one of Harris Burdick’s concepts, and I was most intrigued by “Mr Linden’s Library” (below)

Anyway, here’s that story I guess:

5:57, December 21, 2012. Linden Community Library, Adelanto, CA.

Mr. Linden sat at his desk, tragically sobbing, still remembering that...that......day. He

stared at the book, which he had took out of the safe for a very short moment, with dread and extreme fear arousing him. “Why must I be the cursed one, why me?! Why must I have to protect the world, a, a, lonely old man who has nothing to do but watch this”-he cursed-”thing?!” He sobbed some more, wailing every second, and eventually, the Mega-Waker from Starbucks wore off, and he dozed off.

“Mr. Linden!” Kaira called, poking her head through the door, one of her books almost falling out of her bag. She noticed that almost immediately, and pushed Mocking Jay back in it’s slot. “Are you in the bathroom? Hello? I know the doors don’t close for 45 minutes yet!” She thought she heard the creak of the bathroom door opening, and flinched, but it was really Mr. Linden under his desk. “I-I’d like to return these books, um, if you please...” She heard the small eerie creak again, and flinched again.

Did he forget to lock the door?, Kaira wondered. Well, he was a little forgetful, anyways. But, he ALWAYS remembered to lock the door. Even years earlier with his severe heart attack incident, he’d thrown one of the emergency men his keys, muttering something similar to “Lock the door. PLEASE.” Kaira suddenly had the idea that he was having another horrible medical episode. Fear took over her. “I’m coming Mr. Linden!,” she shouted, and it echoed around the Linden Library.

Somehow, it woke Mr. Linden up from his sleep, and he moaned. Kaira heard it very well since the bathroom she was heading toward was near his desk, and rushed to Mr. Linden’s aid.

“Are you okay?!” She said. “I’m alright, I’m alright, Kaira. What time is it?” “I think it’s 6...” She peeked at the clock. “...6:19.” “Phew. I haven’t been out too long. Is anyone else in here? *GASP*,” Mr. Linden responded. “N-” She was cut off by Mr. Linden suddenly rushing toward his desk, so much faster than the heavy winds earlier that day. He pretty much fell on the desk with relief. “Oh, oh, oh, OH, thank the LORD nothing happened to it,” he gasped out in relief. And then he did one of those weird psychotic laughs like in the movies when you find out you actually aren’t dead.

“Um...what are you talking about?” Kaira asked him. Mr. Linden hid it somewhat behind his back. “Heh heh, well, just something kinda, you know, top secret.” He looked at her with nervous glances. “Lemme guess, another novel?” He gave another frightened glance around. “Yes-yes! That’s what I’m talking about! Yes!” Then Kaira said, “Can I...I...just take a little peek at the first page? PLEASE? You KNOW I don’t have very good patience!” She gave Mr. Linden a very anxious and sad glance his way, and he started sweating and twitching like CRAZY.

“Um-um-um-um-I-um...,” he staggered. “Well, I really don’t want to upset you, but this is...ALOT more top secret than my other novels, Kaira. I just...really...don’t want anyone stealing this very VERY unique and never before thought of idea...I...I just don’t want anyone reading it now. It’ll be done soon, I can assure you, sweetie. Now, I think I’ll put this one back where it belongs,” and with that he half jogged, half ran into the back room and didn’t come out for a bit. When he finally did, she checked the clock, it was 6:26.

“So,” Kaira started, “any interesting new books or anything come in? I remember you talking about some more books being shipped in from Palm Springs.” She scratched her head. “Yes, we have some very suspenseful new novels in the back of the teen section, as well as the front,” Mr. Linden said. He had this whole complex system he made that had to do with where people looked first and what size books people like best. “Plus, we have several new books in the area around the tables,” he pointed at the large wooden tables nearby. “You will love them, I know it!” She jumped with excitement, and rushed over to the nearest bookshelf. Mr. Linden rubbed his arm, which was getting more wrinkles by the minute.

He suddenly had to go to the bathroom, which he was surprised didn’t happen when Kaira asked about the book. “Say, um, do you have your keys with you?” Mr. Linden asked anxiously. She was the most trustworthy of his employees. “You know I’m alot like you, Mr. Linden, NEVER forgetting my keys.” She reached inside her bag, and pulled out her keyring, that had six keys, and the keychain being a One Direction charm. “Well,” he asked, “would you close up shop for me?”

“I’d really LOVE to!” Kaira shouted with excitement. He sighed with relief and gratitude. “Okay, thank you so much Kaira, I really mean it. Well, goodnight!” He walked out the front door of the library, and she could hear the BEEP BEEP of Mr. Linden’s car answering to him. When he finally drove away, Kaira started thinking about that book again. Maybe I could, maybe, just, read the back or something? She gazed in the direction of the back room. He would slap my face off if I did, but, it is the holiday season. Christmas is only three days away! Instead of a special edition of the Narnia series, how about a tiny, secretive peek in the book? I won’t tell nobody.

She thought for a moment more, before finally giving in to her severe cravings. She walked over, pushed the door handle with a loud CLICK, and stepped inside. “Now, the hard part: finding that darn book.” She grunted. There were so many old, worn out books and pieces of trash and other crud back there that she didn’t know where the heck to start. She mumbled a curse under her breath. She walked all around, looking for that probably purposely dirty brown cover among the other stuff. And then, there it was, faint gold trimming and everything, lying outside one of the book piles. “Yes!”

She pushed through piles of old books until she got to the one she wanted. It really was the book. “Haha, thought you could outsmart me, Mr. Linden? Sucker!” Kaira walked out of the room, and her eyes shot toward the clock. It was 7:04. She ran out of the library, and locked the doors. When she got home, she got ready for bed, and got comfy in her bed with the book. Kaira looked at the title, Stan Linden. Kaira thought, interesting... She opened it to the first page.

Log: 8:36, May 29, 1972. Atlantic Ocean.

We’ve been out on the waves for several hours now, and I still have a really deep craving

for steak. We saw a few whales, Korra won’t tell me what type, leaping out of the water. (A few minutes later) We just saw something unknown off the starboard side of the ship! It didn’t appear to touch the Io at all, and I didn’t really see much, except for a dark, eerie green.

And then the book got ALOT more detailed.

2:49, May 29, 1972. Off an unknown island in the Atlantic.

“So Stan, Lindsey, Ian, Ralph, Valerie, and George will boat out there and see what in the

name of microwaved hot dogs is over there. ” Jack instructed. “The rest of us will stay here and watch for any more suspicious activity.” He clapped his hands. “Good luck.”

So I was basically the co-captain, and Ralph was leader of the mission. At first, we saw the island, and immediately spotted an explosion. Now our group was being sent down there to investigate. We got in one of the speedboats, and sped toward the tiny little island. We saw it only a half-hour or so ago, and Jack rushed us to look at it. When we arrived, the sand was practically turning into glass, and it wasn’t very rocky. We climbed up a small hill, and stopped dead when we saw what lay ahead.

An airplane crash site. We thought we saw a few Southwests fly by during the long hours of preparation for the voyage. This looked like one of them, especially since there were still a few flames lurking around. The left wing had been torn off, and was flung into the side of one of the nearby hills. The tail was also bent downwards, and sat crooked behind the plane. There seemed to be no survivors.

“Le-le-let me radio in.” Ralph flipped out his walkie-talkie, but before he could even talk, there was a sudden explosion behind us. There was suddenly a storm above us, too. We quickly turned around, and saw that it was the Io that has been hit in the mid-rear starboard section by something. But what? Most of us just barely gasped, while George fainted. Well, that’s good old George for you.

The ship was hit again, in the front-left area, and was starting to sink. I could just barely make out a single cry, one tainted with manliness, extreme curiosity, and a twinge of stubbornness. Jack. Valerie cried because I guess she heard it too, and Ralph stood there wide- eyed, and dropped the walkie-talkie. The others just stared at the flaming hull of the Io, paralyzed to the spot.

Who could have possibly done this? What could’ve possibly done this? What in the name of microwaved hot dogs... Just then I spotted a spot of grey in the slosh of green to my left. I looked and saw... a man, standing there. I couldn’t see what he was doing. “He-he-hey!” I managed to sputter. I took a quick glance at the ship. “There’s a guy over there!” Everyone’s head turned, and George twitched in something like...surprise? I don’t know. We managed to speed-walk, and we got about halfway between where we were and the guy, and we were suddenly thrown back several feet.

Ian and Lindsey broke out their guns, while Ralph, who had picked up his wal-tal, was trying to see if anyone was alive. “Hello! Hello! Jack!!!!!” I broke out my own gun, not knowing that it wasn’t loaded yet. Luckily, I checked the ammo slot a few seconds later, and snatched a few bullets from my pack.

Lindsey tried a few shots at the guy, and the bullets were caught in mid-air by...THE GRASS. I’m serious, the man gazed over here, and then pieces of grass suddenly piled on top of eachother, and caught the bullets in mid-air! The man snickered. “Crud!” Valerie shrieked. I had a sudden idea. Not very original, but in movies it’ll usually work. I whispered to Ralph “I’m gonna try and sneak behind him with my knife.” I pulled out my knife, which was my favorite, and a gift from my wife, Hannah.

“Um...” he stared at the man in deep thought. “Take a try, but be careful. I don’t wanna be screamed at IF we even get back that I led you to your death.” The man seemed busy with this stuff, so I ran around, being cautious not to make a sound. I was about 20 yards away, and held my prized dagger in my palm. I then threw it, but the man turned in time to see me and the flying knife, and dodged it, then a flurry of grass whirled around me, and the next thing I knew I was somewhere dimly lit, and underground.

“Where...am I?! Who are you?!” I heard a devious laugh in the far corner of the room. I just barely made out that horrible face among the dark. “The real question is: who am I? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” God, please help me. “Why did you kill my friends?!” I practically screamed. “One of them is next to you, the rest are dead.” I turned my head as much as I could with my bonds, and gazed at poor Lindsey. She was slowly gaining consciousness. “Mergahurgz...” she mumbled. “WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH US?!” I screeched.

“Well, the girl is gonna have my baby, and you’re gonna marry us two together. Then your friends-” he gestured to my other side- “are gonna throw the party. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” I looked to my right, and yelled as I stared at the skeletons of my old friends. I thought I saw a scrap of flesh on one of them, which looked like Valerie’s. Wholly MOTHER of microwaved hot dogs. “Then you will work to feed our baby. HAHEHAHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHAHAHAHEHAHEHE!”

The murderer’s head snapped to the left. “Oh, more party people coming! Looks like a rescue party, here to rescue the fun! TEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!” The floor below the freak of nature gave way, and the deranged hippie disappeared. “Lindsey! Lindsey! We have to find a way to escape this place!!! ” I managed to prod her with my elbow. Who knew grass could be so strong!

“It seems pretty clear that we’re gonna die, Stan!” She sobbed. I gave her a hard, determined look. “It’s good to try, Lindsey. It’s always good to try.” I managed to break out my poison darts, another weapon that I had just in case. The gun was still unloaded, and I just...grabbed them. It would’ve been the death of the microwaved hot dogs lord if I didn’t know where to pick them up at. I accidentally shoved out my journal. “Woops!” I then pulled the trigger to open the liquid compartment, careful not to get myself, and got part of the grass.

It wilted like crazy. “Yes!” I then got Lindsey out too, and I picked up my journal. We made a run for it. But as soon as we ran just a few feet, the microwaved hot dog slayer appeared out of nowhere, part of him ROTTING away! “But we haven’t even had the chipmunk-flavored cake yet! HOOHEE!!!” He got me with a weed right in the middle of my face.

I screamed. I didn’t know what to do now. The man seemed to be trying to head himself with the grass. I scrambled up, and kicked him, square in the groin. “AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!” He screamed. He gave me a menacing, dirty look, and held a ball of green light in his hands. “I didn’t learn the dark arts of plants for nothing. I guess we’ll have to do without YOU as priest! CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNDDD DDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGG!!!”

I held open my book defensively, knowing very well that it was the end.

I screamed.

The orb of light shot toward me.

Suddenly I felt a tingle in my hands.

I looked up.

He was gone, Lindsey was still knocked out, and there was an eerie glow around my journal. The book suddenly transmitted all of my previous thoughts and every thing else since the last time I wrote in it on the paper, and closed abruptly.

11:28, December 21, 2012.Kaira’s apartment, Apple Valley, CA.

Kaira stared at that page, thinking wow... just-just...WOW! She flipped the page. There

was a tiny little plant sticking out of the book. “What the-” Suddenly plants shot out of the book, and she lost consciousness before she could even scream. “IN HERE!!! HURRY, IN THE NAME OF HOT DOGOPOLIS!!!” Mr. Linden screamed. Mr. Linden and Lindsey Yonders scrambled up the stairs, into the room.

Lindsey just happened to come over that day, in fear of the apocalypse that the Mayans apparently thought was gonna happen. She had surprised him at her house, and a police chase, a defective car wash, and a hot dog later they were breaking into Kaira’s apartment. “GOD, SHE’S OPENED IT!!! BURN IT NOW!!!” Lindsey shrieked in her old lady voice. Mr. Linden then burned everything in sight, and a few minutes later, the two were staring at the ruins of the old building.

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jibootaes · 8 years ago

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hello i am here for the *cough cough* bts ask shit-thing :)))) so um like 2, 4, 6❗❗❗❗❗, 8, 9, 10, 14, 15, 16❗❗❗❗ (i enjoy to see you suffer cc: ), 21, 23❗❗❗, 24, 25❗❗, 26, 28❗, and 29 - love you, aoibheee

kassy i know for a fact that you’ve given me hard questions i sware,,,, anyWAY THANK U BABE HERE WE GO

2. describe is detail the moment where you fell in love with your bias(es)?

wHOOO so here we go lads strap yourselves in this is gonna be a wild ride. sooo, as u maybe know kass i was v deeply in love with the piece of food we call googie (jungkook that lil shit) @ first bc this boy was my first introduction to bangtan. he was the first person that caught my attention (the first vid i watched was dope so yeah he was in a police uniform and he just looked so good i literally pointed @ the screen and was like “YOU”) he was just go good-looking and charismatic an d fuck the slut was cute ok. the first pics i saw of him did not help with my utter infatuation like seriously look how could u not fall in love:

so yeah my infatuation with jungkook was not short lived but dUN DUN DUN HELLO BIAS WRECKER

taehyung slid into my dms abt two months after i had discovered bangtan anD THEN THE FATEFUL SHIP TAEKOOK,,, he was literally not there one second and i was having a peaceful relationship w kookie and then fuckiNG BAM here’s this cute lil peach with the prettiest smile ive ever seen and a laugh i would like to be played @ my funeral and literally the best personality and voice ive ever seen or heard like please taehyung if you’re reading this pls marry me bb

so yeah now taehyung is my ultimate bias of all of kpop im just so in love with him. everything abt him just makes me want to pick him up and eat him like please taehyung jUST I LOVE U. i hope this answers the question lol im just all over the place bc i love him sm :(((( well the moment i fell in love w him was p much when i was rewatching the boy in luv and war of hormone mvs and i just stared rlly hard @ him and was like?? yes thank u?? ill explain more in the next question lmaO

4. the moment you knew you wanted to commit to them

anYWAY yeah i had a brief tussle between jk and tae, many arguments in my head but like i specifically remember the moment i decided taehyung was my bias- i was sitting up in my bed and it was abt 11 pm and i was looking @ the boy in luv music mv for like probably the seven hundredth time and he just appeared w his cute orange hair and his deep voice and i just snapped inside and everything inside me melted idk i jUST LOVE MY BOY TAEHYUNG KASS U KNOW THIS

all his awkward and endearing moments definitely made me fall for him even more, especially in the early days of knowing bangtan. i watched all the “v vs. awkward moments” like over and over and i just new that i was head over heels for him even tho i was trying to deny it bc i was adamant for jk to be my ult bias for a while lol

one of the moments specifically!! the one where they’ve won a cruise ship and the presenters are trying to tell him whats happened and hes just so confused and blank anD SO FUCKING CUTE and hes just like?? u wot m8?? and like the presenter’s like “cruise.. travel.. hAPPY” anD HE’S JUST LIKE “WOW” o my god i love him so much dont evennnnn

6. favourite kimdaily and why?

GIRL WHAT YOU TRYNA DO THIS IS HARD,,, so ummmmmmmm dear god whICH ONE

probs this one?? its just his outfit is so cute and i love those trousers on him and namjoon!! in!! beanies!! and a pink one @ that!! i fucking agree!! and wow hes so pretty in shirts like that and just everything in this pic = perfection,, im probably missing so many kimdailys but this is the one that came to mind so ye!! i love namjoon!! whatta boY!!

(this one’s also iconic,, minions who? i only know namjoon. legends only.)

8. favourite eatjin moment and why?

oml def that time jk joined in and they were making noises and doing “interpretive dance” to say how the “food made them feel” and they just went so insane that namjoon heard them and like came into the room and they stopped immediately and sat there lookin innocent while namjoon was like “what’s going on?” and jin was like “nothin dear go away ur hearing things” i sWARE THESE BOYS IM SO :’)

9. how did you feel when yoongi released his mixtape?

does this explain? but no seriously that boy set me on fire that shit was so gooD and he deserved all the praise he got for his hard work and perseverance!! i love min yoongi :(

10. when did you realise that you’re in too deep?

i think it was the moment i watched bangtan bombs and interviews with no eng subs and just smiled so wide and laughed my ass off with them even though i had no idea what the hell they were talking abt?? and also when anyone asked me what i would want for christmas for for my birthday or anything like that and it was literally just like “buy me bangtan merch please”. o and when i forced my my mum and my grandpa to watch three whole episodes of eatjin. i loved it.

14. top 5 ‘you’re lame but i love you anyway’ moments?

1. uhhhh so basically all of american hustle life lol but specifically that one moment where taehyung is trying to get across the room while namjoon is having an interview on one side of it, and he just fucking fails @ everything and breaks lights and trips and when he tries to slide back across the room on a fucking skateboard he falls of too and trips again and just namjoon was sO DONE i loved it even tho tae is the lamest person i swear

2. the interview where jin confirmed namjin by telling everyone that namjoon was his celebrity crush, resulting in an awkward dude hug :’)

3. when jin said he rapped just like jay-z and yoongi just fUCKING LOST IT LMAO

4. “win. lose. at the end of the day i still have this face so who’s the real winner here?”

5. when jk sang to that dude on american hustle life and the guy said “i like your voice” and jk replied “yeah, i like you” and the rest of bangtan reacted like it was the fucking best thing in the world oml i lov my idiots

15. the very first moment where you felt their sincere passion for music?

i mean, i always knew they really did love what they were doing, it was apparent just through how they express themselves and how invested they are in getting the music and performances just right.. but i guess it was really during the start of the wings era when i realised how much effort and time and heart that namjoon and yoongi and all of the members put into the lyrics and the whole album. what really hit me was how namjoon told us abt how they all just sat with jk and cried, and how the lyrics of begin really showed his feelings. along with all the lyrics from the wings album, especially their solo songs. it really gave me that feeling of knowing that they completely loved what they were doing and loved it enough to write about their own heartfelt experiences.

16. when was the moment when you felt ‘aw, kook is all grown up now~’?

KASSANDRA I SWEA-

?? why would u make me do this

21. what was the reason the you believed that they would make it big one day?

i think it’s always just their sincerity and hard work and pure talent that got them where they are. they’ve worked and grafted so hard to get to this level, but it was clear to see at the start of their career how much raw talent there was there, either with their fucking lit dancing and different style of music, there’s just something so attractive abt bangtan that you just can’t deny. they are DIFFERENT and i think that’s why so many people love them. also they’re huge dorks and i love them sm :(( also!! their music videos.. damn son. if you want just one reason out of many, there’s one. captivating storylines, amazing music, beautiful boys, beautiful dancing. need i say much more?

23. how did they impact on your life positively?

um, where do i begin??? ok so, first off, i’ve made new friends since discovering bangtan, interent and irl! they have such a huge fanbase its hard not to run into a few people you connect with. also, they have always, ALWAYS made me smile everyday since i found them around a year ago… yes hello i am that sappy stan trademark but like!! my boys!! sunshines of my life!! their music always makes me feel better, i love listening to it until i can sleep at night,, i have found my soulmate too?? mr. kim taehyung?? whatta man?? also a certain min yoongi has made my cry thoughtful, sincere tears with a lot of his lyrics.. i find this positive bc he opened my eyes up to a lot actually? his and namjoon’s lyrics are always hard hitting on a lot of down-to-earth, normal subjects like school and everyday problems. also i’ve found many more posters to fill up my walls with so thats good!! they make me feel all fuzzy ok, i love them :’)

24. were their negatives in stanning them? if there was/were, what were they?

well, there are no negatives that affect me personally really.. i mean i’ve gotten some teasing and stick @ school for like something that’s not essentially “normal”. i mean, i’m from a tiny, tiny town in rural ireland so?? please fourteen year old white boys?? give me your opinions?? bc i need them so much?? tell me how weird it is to listen to korean songs and how i dont know what they’re saying and how shit they are even tho you have never even layed eyes upon them?? :/ it’s really nothing tho, my love for bangtan outshines any hate that i’ve ever received lol

25. what kind of role do you wish to see taehyung act as?

BITCH DONT GET ME STARTED I,,,, so i really want to see him a modern day, possibly bad boy, moterbike riding, leather jacket wearing, cocky ass motherfucker,, please i dont care what type of drama it is really i just need to live out my biker!tae fantasies,, just give me a tae that i can make head canons out of with amazing gifs for backup!! just let my baby boy act his heart out :(((((((((((((((( WITHOUT GETTING MURDERED IM LOOKING @ U HWARANG U FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING I SWEAR IM STILL SO UPSET ???

26. a song of your choice that you wish for any of them to cover?

im sorry im a sinning man but i want to hear taehyung sing strange love by halsey in his sultry, deep voice so i can die peacefully. also?? tae singing death of a bachelor by panic! at the disco?? kill me??

28. most touching/sentimental moment of them

i think just the whole mama 2016 awards? bc they won artist of the year and jk and yoongi and jin just broke down in tears and all i could think abt was how hard they’ve worked and all they’ve been through and how they’ve been dreaming and hoping abt a day like this… and backstage, when namjoon pulled yoongi into that hug… dont even…

29. the proudest moment of them so far

um??? when they fucking literally blasted through the charts with spring day and the whole ynwa album?? stan legends only please?? they’ve gotten so far, everything just makes me proud :(( MY BBY GOOGIE GRADUATED TOO IM

ok dude that’s everything thank u for reading this long monster ;) LOVE YOU TOO KASSY

#thank u babe!!#text #bts ask

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ur turn to answer all of them, lets hear it

thanks michelle ur the binch best

1. Is a kiss considered cheating?

depends on the circumstance, but I’d say yes.

2. Have you ever faked orgasm?

nope

3. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

shapeshifting, or the power to refill things bc lets be honest that one (1) post was actually quite logical

4. Do you think you are going to be rich in 7-8-9 years?

mmmmmm, maybe. maybe not 7 - 9 yrs but maybe sometime

5. Tell us some funny drunk story.

i don’t drink, so none on that front.

6. Why are you no longer together with your ex?

didn’t love her romantically, feelings didn’t go both ways. we’re g now though.

7. If you had to choose one way to die, what would it be?

hmmmmm, probably drowning.

8. What are your current goals?

ace my exams.

9. Do you like someone?

fuck yeah i do!!!

10. Who was the last person to disappoint you?

not sure, actually. generally if someone disappoints me they make up for it pretty quick.

11. Do you like your body?

it does its job (mostly)

12. Can you keep a diet?

is that a joke??

13. If the whole world listened to you right now, what would you say?

let people live

14. Do you work?

yeah, i tutor beginner trumpet students.

15. If you could choose only one food to eat to the rest of your life, what would it be?

sushi, probably

16. Would you get a tattoo?

maybe, but probably not. not rlly my style.

17. Something you don’t mind spending all your money on?

my FRIENDS I LOVE MY FRIENDS

18. Can you drive?

i can,,, but am i a good driver?? up for debate.

19. When was the last time someone told you you were beautiful?

not sure

20. What was the last thing you cried for?

i’m playin the lead in a short film about a woman who’s husband dies in a crash and we filmed a scene at a graveyard for that this week, so i cried there about my ‘husband’ dying.

21. Do you keep a journal?

not anymore.

22. Is life fun?

honestly it’s looking up. so i’ll say yes.

23. Is farting in front of people irrelevant?

i don’t,,, even know what this question is asking??? yes?? no?? maybe??

24. What’s your dream car?

mini cooper, teal. or red.

25. Are grades in school important?

mmmhmmm don’t fuck around in school kids.

26. Describe your crush.

literal angel honestly, the sweetest boy i’ve ever met.

27. What was the last book/movie that really impressed you?

fuckin baby driver!!! that was good shit!!!

28. What was your last lie?

“dont pull that shit again i stg i will rearrange ur spinal structure until u resemble a goldfish”. it’s a lie i don’t even know how to do that.

29. Dumbest lie you ever told?

um,,, idk most of my lies are pretty stupid one likes that ^^^ and i don’t lie a lot nowadays anyway. i try to avoid it where i can.

30. Is crying in front of people embarrassing?

this is kind of a double standard thing for me, like,, i don’t mind if other ppl cry in front of me and i certainly won’t shame anyone for crying in public / in front of other but i’m always embarrased crying in front of other people. sooooo, idk.

31. Something you did and you are proud of?

topping 3 of my classes atm, i think.

32. What’s your favourite cocktail?

once again, not a drinker.

33. Something you are good at?

i’m okay at singing, i think.

34. Do you like small kids?

mmmm, depends on how small.

35. How are you feeling right now?

exhausted but i always am sooooo,

36. What would you name your daughter/son?

lmao me?? having kids?? is that a joke??

37. What do you need to be happy?

music, my best Friends and/or my boyfriend. preferably all of em.

38. Is there some you want to punch in the face right now?

mmm, not really?? myself mostly for not doing my work.

39. What was the last gift you received?

um, idk. probably smnthn for my birthday?? that was at the beginning of the yr i don’t remember.

40. What was the last gift you gave?

i gave a sloth enamel pin to one of my friends this thursday just gone.

41. What was the last concert you went to?

twenty one pilots!!

42. Favourite place to shop at?

h&m, or jay jays.

43. Who inspires you?

sebastian stan

44. How old were you when you first got drunk?

are there gonna be more of these drinking questions??

45. How old were you when you first got high?

i don’t even drink bruh,,,

46. How old were you when you first had sex?

umm, well i’m ace so,,, no.

47. When was your first kiss?

recently, actually. it was good but the second one was so. much. better.

48. Something you want to do until the end of this year?

stay in a relationship with my boyfriend, and beyond the end of this year, too.

49. Is there something in the past you wish you hadn’t done?

[pulls up 178 slide pptx] where the fuck do i start

50. Post a selfie.

how’s this: https://stellarsquad.tumblr.com/post/159788715857/flora-200417-artist-and-photographer

51. Who are you most comfortable around?

my two Best Friends ever nd my boyfriend.

52. Name one thing that terrifies you.

fuckin hell, spiders man.

53. What kind of books do you read?

fantasy and adventure

54. What would you tell your 12 year old self?

trust your damn instincts. don’t be blind.

55. What is your favourite flower?

orchids!! or roses. hmmm

56. Any bad habits you have?

i scratch nd pick at my face a lot

57. What kind of people are you attracted to?

i don’t,,,, know? i don’t rlly know if i have a type, but lookin back at the people i’ve loved, good sense of humour and good jawline. i guess.

58. What was the last thing you cried for?

fuckin,, cried in A Dogs Purpose in the cinemas i’m weak.

59. Is there something you don’t eat? Some food that truly disgust you?

if u fuckin come at me with chicken liver,,, i will fight

60. Are you in love?

yeah, yeah i think so.

61. Something you find romantic?

i fuckin love,, holdin hands. like thats dumb but i love it.

62. How long was your longest relationship?

abt 3 mnthn. 2 ½ i think.

63. What are 3 things that irritate you about the same sex?

girls are catty sometimes, and some girls think they’re the Queens of Everything regardless of where they are / who they’re with like,, sit down please you don’t have any power here at all.

64. What are 3 things that irritate you about the opposite sex?

misogyny is one thing but that’s grouping all guys together a bit generally so based on one of my guy friends, who is pretty much the only guy i have any contact w besides my bf: if i get any more texts from u tryna argue abt religion when you’re high i’ll delete ur number and change your netflix password.

65. What are you saving money for?

a camera

66. How would you describe your bad side?

a ghost but i think she’s dead.

67. Are you actually a good person? Why?

i try to be but,,,, hmm.

68. What are you living for?

idk my friends i think.

69.Have you ever done anything illegal?

probably!!

70. Do you like your body?

haven’t i already answered this??

71. Have you ever made someone feel bad about themselves intentionally?

i try to avoid it but when i’m sometimes when i’m roasting all hell breaks loose.

72. Ever sent nudes?

no.

73. Have you ever cheated on someone?

no and who the fuck would honestly.

74. Favourite candy?

mmmmm, milk bottles.

75. Is there a blog you visit every day, or almost every day? Tag it!

not rlly sorry. my own?? my sideblogs?? idek.

76. Do you play any computer games? What is your favourite game?

NIVA!!!

77. Favourite TV series?

The Checkout. yeah i’m a nerd!! come at me!!

78.Are you religious? Does God exist?

yeah, i’m Christian but im probably not a very good example of one. and God’s out there alright. He exists.

79. What was the last book you read? Did it impress you and why?

honestly,, Emma by Jane Austen can die

80. What do you think about vegetarianism/veganism?

props 2 anyone who can do it u are dedicated.

81. How long have you been on Tumblr?

since like,, 2014 i think??

82.Do you like Chineese food?

yeah boyyy

83. McDonalds or Subway?

maccaaas

84. Vodka or whiskey?

- _-

85. Alcohol or drugs?

- __-

86. Ever been out of your province/state/country?

heck yeah

87. Meaning behind your blog name?

space gang

88. What are you scared of?

being forgotten

89. Last time you were insulted?

My Best Friend (if she even is that,, MICHELLE) called me a preschooler yesterday nd she can choke

90. Most traumatic experience ?

nov2015 to like,, jan2017

91. Perfect date idea?

stargazing and makin out tbh.

92. Favourite app on your phone?

spotify!

93. What colour are the walls in your room?

purple nd white

94. Do you watch Youtube? Who is your favourite youtuber?

not rlly anymore?? probably still dan and phil.

95. Share your favourite quote.

“And just remember, bad times, are just times that are bad.” its from fuckin,,, animal crossing i love it so much it’s so dumb.

96. What is the meaning of life?

live for others, and others will live for you. its,,,, cyclical.

97. Do you like horror movies?

no no no nooooo

98. Have you ever made your mum cry? What happened?

yeah, i went to state level in a public speaking competition and she cried bc she was proud.

99. Do you feel lucky or special in a way?

i’m lucky to have an actual angel as a bf, my guy

100. Can you keep a secret?

yeah. i’m good at those.

and thats all of them!! sorry this is so long guys

#askgame #asked and answered

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