#ANYWAY I dont want to make the poll because i dont know how to group things LMAO - it'd be easiest to just do continents i guess
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has anyone done a poll for where six idiots tumblr fans are from..
#my guess is biggest percentage british duh. then australia because everyone my age watched horrible histories when we were kids#i dont know anyone from new zealand but i kinda assume its similar there?#see i dont know how popular they are in europe all i know is that my bestie from germany said hh didnt air there#but idk i feel like theres probably a lot of europeans here#i have no idea how many are american. and i have no idea how you got here#and then also asia etc idk#ANYWAY I dont want to make the poll because i dont know how to group things LMAO - it'd be easiest to just do continents i guess#i just like stats and i like learning about differences between countries#shut up ulrike#six idiots#bbc ghosts#yonderland
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hiii!!
do u think u could do headcannons of the reactions of everyone on the crew when they see jimmy being touchy with you around them? in group settings and whatnot.. mayhaps we seem uncomfortable âŚ.?????? MayhapsâŚ?????
Jimmy being a touchy pervert and how everybody reacts
Fyi..... I try to stay as close to canon as i can.
Curly
- For some reason, i think he'd be a little focused on something to notice. I feel like he's just the type of person to always be focused on something in any situation, he needs to be or he'll implode.
- When he DOES see it, he'd be weirded out as well. He will notice that you're uncomfortable, and for a moment he'll just.. kinda stand there.
- jimmy is his friend, after all. Curly has the need to keep the peace around everybody, he doesn't want to fight or anything.
- Curly would pull you away from him. Not literally. He'd make up an excuse, and just get you away.
- He'll confront Jimmy about it later, or he never does.
Swansea
- I think this one is pretty straightforward.
- I'm not sure if Swansea would notice it immediately or not, but we know he won't be drunk in this scenario.
- Swansea would tell him off. You heard me, but not in an enraged kind of way. Something like, "Oi,get off them." In a new yok accent because i said so, because i think newyorkian men sound like they're mad
- Wouldn't really want to argue with Jimmy, but Jimmy will. Swansea tries to dismiss him, maybe even just gesture to you to get away whilst Yimpy is distracted.
- I have a stinky feeling he's those old guys that are like "Be a gentleman" or used to be (meaning, he dont give a fuck about either genders)
Daisuke
- Weirded out. Probably like Swansea (Gentleman)
- Just takes you, like âHey, Y/N!!!!! How are you, it feels like we haven't talked in ages!!!1!1!1!1!1balh blah teenage, 17 specifically, boy in an adult's body talk"
- He'll act like nothing happened and just gets your mind off of it with.......... Party, or PokĂŠmon, or whatever he does. But i also think he's most likely to be like, âWas he being a weirdo or sum???" You can decide if he asks to beat up Jimmy or not. You can also decide which one you like more.
Anya
- Anya.
- fr tho, I don't think she'd have the confidence to come up to Jimmy and tell him to piss off or just grab you away.
- My best guess is that she'd try to find Curly, or Swansea, Or Daisuke ( in order), and tell them about it + also get them to make Jimmy leave you alone or you just run away when he's not looking. But I also think she'll procrastinate a little before that.
- Anyway, she knows how it feels, so, she won't leave you being touched for too long.
Special
Polle
- You're drugged up and you're seeing Polle. Either you're naked in the room whilst everybody stares at you (metaphorically, or not.), or you're going like "Neigh-neigh-neigh. Little pony going home, neigh-neigh-neigh. My little ponies."
- That will weird out Jimmy, or not. You decide if he has a horse fetish.
#anya mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#mouthwashing#captain curly#daisuke x reader mouthwashing#jimmy x reader mouthwashing#anya x reader mouthwashing#curly x reader mouthwashing#polle mouthwashing
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canon es looks like a pathetic baby
i love how u end up analysing every piece you see ur so smart
i honestly hate how everyone handled it so childishly like ur telling me that everyone in vivid street watched an obliviously continue to wait for nagi for YEARS not even a few months or weeks it was most of her life???đđ i know they wanted to fufil nagiâs final wish but honestly thatâs just so wrong. also taiga what the fuck man how r u gonna destroy anâs dreams like that then bring the entire group JUST TO PROVE THAT VBS CANT BEAT RAD WEEKEND ARE YOU DENSE ok ignore that anyways no way the entire town agreed that this was okay?????
ur right though milgramâs treatment is way more inhumane what the hell is wrong with them, as far as iâm aware i think all the wardens introduced (novel and music project) r like high schoolers. DUDEđđđ imagine just being a normal teenagerthen u wake up with no memory of what u were doing before and get told by a talking chromosome that ur surrounded by murderers thats absolutely terrifying
THE STACKS OF PAPER WHAT THE HELL not even the excessive hw i get could get that bad
idk if u read Side S yet but Iâll spoil it under cut bc good god
Es KNOWS that their memory Was wiped and they donât gaf because
âI want to be a beautiful warden if thatâs the case, if memories are impurities for a warden, then they are unnecessaryâ Like WHAT THE FUCK WHAT HAS MILGRAM DONE TO YOU
milgram wardens r honestly so dehumanised to the point where nothing else but the verdicts they give is important. jackalop is so. ew i like making fun of him but he also seems genuinely frightening in the sense that heâs a higher rank than es so he could. do anything to them. dont even get me started on novel jackalope she can literally strangle the wardens like âdo you want to stop breathing too?â SHUT UP PLEASE
I want t3 so badlu but at the same time im so horrified
ANALYSIS READING TIME!
i feel like i could pull up with this and youâd still find a way to analyse it/pos
edit: WHO VOTED ON THE POLL LMFAOOOOO
messy hair es!!!! i only did that so it wouldnât look too basic but omg!!!!!!! yes es is clutching onto themselves and their heart, idk i js copied the original poseLMAO
the duller clothing has no meaning i just love playing with saturation
ur flower analysis is so good holy shit i was just trying to doodle those rlly basic flowers bc i was NOT drawing all that detail on anâs shitt. abandonment. oh god the prisoners
âif u put a red and white flower together something something someone will dieâ <- looks at a prisoner
Okay I Actually Lied I Did Want To Put Symbolism (abt the person behind es)
You are correct that is supposed to be past es, i was trynna go for like thereâs nothing much to past esâ design because es doesnât know their past self so. they could be anything . so like the basic ness in the design means that thereâs not much u can really say about a past you donât remember WHAT AM I SAYING
âthey died before even becoming a wardenâ HOLY FUCKING SHITTTTRTT THATS SO SICK I HATE MILGRAM
the pancreas thing is so cool i didnt even know that what
the longer hair was entirely an accident its bc i didnt have a reference of esâ back hair. but of course kani finds a way to analyse it and still make it make sense. ahoge was also unintentional LMFAO es is implied to have a bad past so it makes sense that pre milgram es would be depressed
THE NUMBER OF FLOWERS TOO?? i honestly had no idea numbers had symbolisms i just pasted a bunch of flowers everywhere so the background wouldnt look basic
i DEFO drew them looking like hearts but i tried drawing petals scattered everywhere. the hearts look cute tho
did u know i based the fence off the wall thing in ur engeki es artđđđđđđđđđđđđđđ
the fence bar things is supposed to represent milgram bc. the gold things r in milgram. esâ room. and the fact that warden es and past es r separated by that fence implies that milgram is preventing es from uhh knowing their past/true self by putting a fence and hiding the past from them
idk shit about fences so im just gonna go with whatever u said about facing outwards and inwards bc it still makes sm senseđ
oh god the heart being split apart because es was ripped from their childhood and since its a fence they canât get it back
^ that was NOT intentional i just wanted to say smt
i think i need to get better at symbolisms like iâm literally a milgram fan
THANK TOU SO MUCHHH OH MY GOF DONâT KYS YOU CAN DIE FROM THATđđđđ
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i need to stop drawing them with a baby face all the timeđđ
if u find any symbolisms here it was probably an accident i suck at analysing and all that
An and Es when they have 2 letter names and were raised in an environment that they believed and trusted in only to realise that the truth was being hidden from them (if that makes sense)
who died???? probably their freedom
^ if that makes. sense (I SAID THAT ALREADY)
based off this
if u saw me post this b4 u didnt
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hay, this is more me looking for advice, but how do i stop lying to my followers about being proship? there was one point where i drew fontcest (undretale), and i got an anti who harassed me in ask, and sent me a graphic description of their brother killing their hamster. ever since i've been very weary of saying anything, or confirming i ship something cuz i don't want to read something like that again. that, and in general, i don't ship things too hard/go all in with it, at least 1/?
2/? i don't think i do. granted, i draw a bunch of art and post it, but for me that's just general hyperfixation. i'm also ace, and while yes, most ships are romantic or sexual, mine tend to be platonic, or suggestive. and are not as clear cut as to if i ship the characters or not, because even for me, it's up in the air, and i don't know, i'm not good with knowing how i feel about things, i just express myself through art and hope it says all it needs to. i've come up with a sorta tagging
3/4 tagging system, with tags for platonic ships, joke ships, etc, but even then sometimes how i view the relationship changes. like right now, i'm drawing a child and adult character together, most of the time the dynamic i portray is paternal, but other times i want to make it romantic, either as a cope for my own truama, or just because it's been my brain rot for weeks and i want it out of my head to get back to the "clean stuff" and just not post for a while. idk, maybe this is
4/? is all overly complicated, and i've made a mess for myself, but i feel like at this point i've tricked ppl into following or liking my work. because ppl do like my work, and then they send ask like "your art's now tainted for me", but i've been this way since 2016, i've just been scared of getting disturbing irl hamster gore stories again. or i've been told "fuck you for normalizing this", "don't hc this character as a murder pedo", "this feels like grooming", "you know your audience"
5/5 like i don't, idk how old anyone is who follows me, idk if there's children looking at my content. and i can't just make a poll, or check the thousands of followers i have to see if they have their age in their bio, i can't fucking ask for an id before following, i just. idk, this was very long and ranty, i'm sorry, i just don't want to remake my blog again, maybe i'm just dumb and anxious, i don't know. srry this was long, hope you're doin ok (^.^)v
Hello, I delayed answering this for a while since, well, i'm definitely not usually the person people go to for advice so im not used to it lol ⤠/nm
Buuut i mean... I can see why youre upset. I dont think you should have to come out and say you're proship. Being an anti shouldn't be seen as the default. You should also be able to make whatever kind of content you want as long as you tag it properly. If your fanbase is making you feel like you can't, then that fanbase isn't your demographic.
There are actually a lot of decent people out here who are pro ship, and if you choose to be openly pro ship, yes you will get some hate mail, death threats, suibait etc and lose followers, but you will also gain a lot of fans who want to see your interesting takes on different interpersonal dynamics. (Also, the former group weren't really your fans in the first place if they'll be so godawful to you over some pixels on a screen)
And yes it is impossible to police thousands of followers and that quite literally is not supposed to be up to you. Minors on the internet are supposed to be monitored by their guardians. If you put a disclaimer/tag for your content and some dumbass clicks it anyway and doesn't like what they see, that's their fault not yours.
I've also noticed that the majority of people who are pro ship are prone to actually filtering content they don't like, while antis seem entitled and want the creator to do it for them. Its just a better fanbase experience all around in my experience.
As someone who helps run multiple pro ship accs, i understand the visibility can be scary. But I promise at the end of the day you'll feel a lot better for it. Hope this is at least semi-helpful/reassuring idk â¤
#long post#lovely anon â¤#advice from a dragmonster#tw animal death#tw harrassment#tw grooming mention#not an affirmation
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And It Felt Great To Be A Liar (700 Celebration)
Ok so I based this off of this prompt:Hi there! I hope youâre doing well. I just have a request for JJ maybank. Would you be able to write one where y/n is apart of the kooks and is dating Rafe and Jj and her hate eachother. One day everyone is at a party and JJ and y/n are fighting with eachother as usual in a bedroom and he pins her against the wall and all of a sudden they start kissing eachother and they end up having really rough sex against the wall or a desk in the room with lots of dirty talk, choking and JJ making y/n admit he fucks her better than her boyfriend and gets her to beg for him If you have any time to write it I would be very appreciative, thank you so much xÂ
and it really fit with the poll results for the celebration so enjoy this master piece <3
Warnings:Choking, Spanking, Bondage, Sub and Dom behavior, cheating, no condom, degrading, swearing.
Rafeâs arms were around your waist, his hot breath fanning against your neck as he nipped at the skin. âWe should stay here tonight.âHe suggested, his hands moving to the hem of your shirt, his hands slipping under the thin material and onto your skin.
 âWe cant, we already told Kelce and Top that weâd show.âYou reminded him, peeling his hands away from you. He pouted, grabbing his keys. âFine, weâll play later.âHe winked, opening his door and going down the stairs, shouting a goodbye to Wheezie and flipping off his dad.
 You cringed at his words, not looking forward to coming back after the party. You were getting bored of Rafe, there was really only so much of his drama that you could take. You were hoping heâd get bored of you soon too or maybe even move on to someone else and forget about you.
 But you stayed anyways, hoping heâd become less boring or maybe youâd stay around long enough to truly mean something to him. You followed him, sitting in the passengers seat of his truck. It reeked of alcohol and weed, his hand gipping your thigh. You rolled your eyes, looking out the window as he drove.Â
âWhat are you thinking about, pretty girl?âHe asked. You hummed, not replying. You grabbed his hand, resting your elbow on the arm rest. There wasnt much to look forward to these days. Nothing new, nothing fun, nothing interesting. The kook life got so boring so quick.Â
Your only options on most days were to go golfing, shopping or a party if you were lucky. Everything was blurred together, feeling the exact same.He lifted his hand, pulling yours with it before pressing a kiss to your hand. It was a romantic gesture that you werent used to.Â
He was like this at the beginning of the relationship, the romance slowly fading away as he became more obsessed with you instead of loving you. He was trying his best to convince you that he still loved you but you knew that you were just holding on to broken pieces at this point, wishing you had something different.Â
You could hear the crashing of the waves, lifting your head and widening your eyes for a moment. The party was at Kelceâs beach house that wasnt really a house, it was really just a second mansion. You grinned at Rafe, sliding your phone in your pocket before hopping out of the truck, biting your tongue when he squeezed your ass.
 âIm gonna go look for Sar, okay?âYou asked. He nodded, pulling you in for a quick kiss, watching as you jogged up the stairs. You could feel him watching you, slipping into a hallway and hoping for the best. You were sure that Sarah wasnt even at this party, it wasnt really her type of place.Â
Sure, she was a party girl but even this was too much. You figured you should just lay low until Rafe was busy catching up with Kelce and Topper that he wouldnt notice if you went ot get yourself a drink. You werent in the mood for him to drag you over to his friend group and start bragging.Â
You tested each door knob, searching for a bedroom or a bathroom for you to sit in for a while, grinning once one of them finally turned.   As soon as you were in the room you closed it behind you, locking it because you didnt feel like having your alone time interrupted by some drunk couple.Â
As soon as you turned around you regretted it, seeing noone other than JJ Maybank shirtless in the middle of the room. He was staring back at you, stuck in place. You and JJ had problems that dated back to eighth grade. He had gotten into a huge fight with a kook and you were the only witness, watching as the boy hit JJ repeatedly in the ribs.
 JJ had eventually won the fight, blood running from his nose and staining his shirt, a layer of sweat covering his face as he stared at you. Since then he had nothing but anger and hate for you, giving you dirty looks in public and talking shit about you at parties. Of course you always found out about it.Â
How he called you a whore, a gold digger and a bitch. âGet out.âWas all he had to say, tossing his shirt onto the floor in the corner. It made a slight sloshing sound and you could only assume that he had bumped into someone and got something spilled on him. Or maybe he had been a bitch and got something thrown at him.Â
âNo.âYou replied, staring back at him with a glare. He matched your energy, jaw clenching as he looked you up and down. âWhat are you hiding from, (Y/N)? You maniac of a boyfriend?âHe asked, causing your blood to boil. Of course he was right but youâd never admit it. And of course Rafe was an absolute maniac but so was JJ and all of his friends.
 âHeâs not a maniac, JJ.âYou replied, knowing that it didnt sound right. You had never been great at lying. âAww, thats cute that you try to stick up for your crazy boyfriend? If hes not a fucking maniac then explain what he did to Pope and I. You think a sane person would do that?âHe asked.
 You stared back at him, biting the inside of your cheek as you tried to think of something to say. He shook his head, chuckling. âSee, you cant even defend him anymore. God, I hope he fucking dumps your ass!âhe exclaimed, letting out a sigh. You gulped, staring at him.
 âShut up!âYou shouted in response, only making him smirk. âFace it, (Y/N)!The boy you call your boyfriend is a shitty, disgusting person. Youâre so much worse for being with him!âHe shouted back at you. âExcuse me?âYou asked, somehow surprised that he would say it to your face.Â
âCome on, (Y/N). Youâre not that fucking stupid. Heâs using you and you know it. But you like being used, dont you?âHe asked, causing you to go silent. For once you didnt know what to do or what to say. He was getting closer to you, gripping your wrists and pushing you against the door in a swift movement, your back hitting the wood hard.Â
His eyes stayed on you, raising an eyebrow. âAnswer the question, princess.âHe demanded. You stared back at him, feeling his grip tighten. âSometimes.âYou replied, not wanting to give him the satisfaction he craved.Â
âDont lie to yourself, sweetheart. Youâre a little maniac that likes to be used.âHe spoke into your ear, leaning down and kissing you roughly.You were struggling to keep up, so much happening so fast. His hands were under your shirt, sloppy kisses being dragged up and down your neck.Â
âDo you want me?âHe asked you, fingernails digging into your skin. You nodded eagerly, feeling a sense of relief when he pulled you over and onto the bed, glad that you werent trapped against the wood surface. He didnt let you lay down, pushing you onto your knees as you stared up at him.Â
He guided one of your hands to his belt, making you press against him before letting go, biting his lip as you palmed him through his pants, carefully undoing his belt with slightly shaky hands.Â
He let you take your time, grinning at how nervous he made you, watching you struggle with his zipper. He chuckled, pushing you back and undoing his pants, getting on top of you, parting your legs. âDoes Rafe make you this nervous?âHe asked, seeming pleased with himself.Â
You shook your head, not sure you could answer properly. He grinned, kissing you again. He lifted your shirt over your head quickly, tossing it. âIm flattered that I have such an effect on you.âHe muttered, tugging your shorts off, his hand wrapping around your neck not soon after.Â
His blue eyes were staring into you, squeezing harder for a moment. He was testing how much you could take, his thumb pressing into a spot right below your jaw. His hand dragged from your neck to the end of your hair, tugging harshly and causing you to let out a low shout.Â
He chuckled, letting go and unclasping your bra. âThereâs so many things I could do to youâŚ. Weâve got four hours until Rafe remembers youâŚ..âHe muttered, tugging down your underwear and keeping your thighs open with his hands, settling between them.Â
âCan you last four hours?âHe asked. You nodded, moaning when his tongue slid through your folds. He chuckled, his fingernails leaving little crescent moons into your skin as he lapped at your entrance. You already already shaking from his tongue alone, your hands going to his hair and whimpering when he pulled away.Â
âNo, no, princess. You dont get to touch me.âHe told you, grabbing his belt off the floor. âGive me your wrists.âHe told you, grinning when you put them out for him. He had so much power over you, holding your wrists to the headboard and securing them with the belt. He settled back between your thighs, his tongue darting in and out of you, pressing his thumb against your clit.Â
He could feel you were about to get close, pulling away before you could reach your high. You whined, moving against the belt. âWhat? You dont like that, princess?âHe asked, moving up again so that his nose was against yours. âJJ, please.âYou whispered, thinking that maybe he would change even just for a moment when he kissed you.Â
âNot. A. Chance.âHe replied. âThis isnt fair!âYou exclaimed, moaning again when he licked your nipple. âNot fair?âHe asked, beginning to suck. He moved his hand up to pinch your other nipple, rolling his thumb over it. âI think its pretty fair, (Y/N).âHe replied, turning you over so that your stomach was against the mattress and you had to turn your head to breathe properly. His palm collided with your ass, sending a shock through your body.Â
âYou okay?âHe asked, moving your hair aside and pressinga kiss to you cheek. He was only calm for a moment before he smacked you again, making you take a shaky breath. âAnthony hit me twelve timesâŚ.you get fifteen. Count.âHe told you, rubbing your ass before lifting up his hand again, the hit making a loud noise.
 âOne.âYou whispered, squeezing your eyes shut as he hit you again. Youâd never let Rafe do this to you. You didnt like most things Rafe did especially in the bedroom. He just couldnt do what you wanted and if he did he just couldnt do it well. You didnt know when you got to ten, tears streaming down your cheeks. âJJâŚ. I dont think I can take more.âYou sobbed.Â
He took in a deep breath, leaning down. âHmmâŚ. youâre doing so good, princess. Only five more left, promise I wont be too rough.âHe whispered, his fingertips grazing over your thighs, waiting for an answer. You nodded, biting your lip as you waited, his palm hitting you again but not nearly as hard as the others. He spanked you again, rubbing the area after carefully.Â
You werent too worried anymore, whispering after he hit you the last time. He gave you a moment to recover, his fingers rubbing your thigh and sides, kissing your shoulder. He turned you over a few moments later, staring down at you. He pressed a kiss to your lips, the act much more gentle than before.Â
He pulled away after a second, his hand back at your throat as he pushed into you. You gasped, your head falling against the pillows as he bottomed out. He chuckled, tugging at your hair and forcing your head back some more, leaning down and nipping at your shoulder, only letting go when you whimpered.Â
It wasnt hard enough for you to bleed but his teeth left imprints in your skin, a satisfied smile on his face before he sped up. âDoes Rafe fuck you like this?âHe asked, hitting a spot so deep inside of you that you hadnt even known that it existed. You moaned loudly, feeling him tug your hair again.Â
âJJ!âYou shouted from the pain against your scalp. âAnswer the question.âHe told you. You licked your lips, an idea sparking in your mind. âRafeâs better.âYou lied. He looked down at you, fingers pressing hard against your neck. âYou want me to stop? You wanna go back to Rafe?âHe asked, thrusting in and out of you. You shook your head quickly, wrapping your legs around his torso.
 âThats what I though, you fucking liar.âHe muttered, slowing when he heard a knock at the door. âAnyone in there?âA voice shouted. It was Rafeâs. âMake a sound and im done with you.âHe told you, picking up the pace.Â
âRafe, man. Im busy!âHe shouted. You bit your lip, closing your eyes and trying your best not to make any noises. You heard a loud groan before heavy footsteps thumped down the hall. JJ chuckled, noticing your relief. âAww, the poor slut doesnt wanna go back to her boyfriend.âHe grinned, biting your neck again.Â
You knew Rafe would see the marks but you didnt really care, eyes widening as you clenched around JJ. He let go of you, pulling out and cumming on your bare stomach. He panted, kissing you gently before freeing your wrists, kissing the skin gently. For someone who hated you he was being surprisingly sweet, especially after what just happened.
 It didnt last long before he got up and put his clothes back on, your suspicions confirmed when you noticed a large stain across his shirt. âSee you around, kook.âHe winked at you before leaving the room. You laid down on the bed, pain running through your body. You felt guilty for feeling so good, your wrists stinging slightly and your heart dropping when you realised Rafe would see.
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Omg could you please do a poly!5sos where reader gets pregnant and they tell the fans and everyoneâs reaction and how they act around reader. You can choose who like got reader pregnant lol
-i just want to start by saying iâm in love with this
-so youâve been in this poly relationship for a while
-it was a huge shock when you all came out to the fandom as being in a five person poly group? like, shook. hard core
-people were skeptic at first
-you all had to deal with your fair share of disrespectful radio hosts saying shit like âokay, but how long is it going to last? i mean donât you all get jealous?â or âhow exactly does that work? you know, in the bedroom.â
-but those questions died down after a while because the boys made it clear that they were not about to take that shit
-anyways, youâve been together for a while and people are used to the idea
-all of you had just come back from their tour, it had been wild to say the least
-weâre talking all kinds of exhibitionism sex and quickies and all the good stuff
-condoms of course, because safety first kids
-and youâre all finally back in LA and youâre all cuddling and watching a show and there are kids in the show being so cute and kid like and youâre all kind of melting at how adorable the kids are
-âi want kids so badly.â
-everyone kinda looks at Ashton because everyone knows he wants a lot of kids but its not something youâve ever talked about as a group before
-you turn off the tv and begin talking
-âi mean, if we even consider it, who would be the father?â
-âwe could do surrogates for each of us.â
-âand then just have like four children all at once?â
-âwouldnât be the worst thing.â
-you all talk for hours about it because there are so many possibilities and there are so many things to consider in a poly group that regular two people couples donât have to worry about
-âiâm just worried that if we do this, the three who arenât the dad will be kinda sad about it.â
-âhave you guys heard about that thing where a woman gets pregnant by two different guys and then has twins but they have different fathers?â
-you all look it up and someoneâs just like âapparently you can have triplets with three different fathers.â
-âcan you imagine?â
-so much laughter
-âdo we think weâre ready for a baby?â
-all of you deciding to sit and think on it for a week
-Michael and Ashton are the first to break and a day later are both just like, yeah, we want kids
-Luke and Cal agree too and then itâs up to you
-âif i get pregnant, what if we donât do a dna test to see who the father is?â
-i mean, there would probably be signs and you all know that, but yeah, not doing a dna test is a thing. because that way, its all of theirs. its all of yours
-going out clubbing together and being a huge clump of hands and lips as you make it back to the house, all managing to get to the bedroom and Ash goes to get the condom box when youâre just like âno. no condoms.â
-wild, raunchy sex fam, i know it, you know it, we all know it
-and the thing about pregnancy is it doesnât always happen the first time you try so lets say a full week of high frequency sex and theyâre all so loving
-like, because youâre actually trying to create something, itâs this entirely different level of intimacy and love and commitment
-and they are so doting on you
-you look it up and find out you probably wont get an accurate pregnancy test until after the first day of your missed period
-waiting is so excruciating because you all want to know so badly
-âhey, should you have had your period by now?â Calum asks one day
-âi donât know, let me check my calendar.â you do the math and you realize Calum is right, if your cycle happened exactly as it was supposed to, you should have had your period the day before
-you and Cal rushing to the store for a pregnancy test while you call all the guys to tell them that youâre grabbing it
-showing up home and the other three have raced there and are waiting for you and Cal
-âwait, i donât really have to pee.â
-they all run to the kitchen and fill up glasses with water for you to drink
-sitting in the living room waiting for you to drink
-âokay⌠i think i could pee.â âthen pee woman! pee!â
-they canât all fit in your bathroom so they all pace outside while you pee on the stick
-you set it down in the sink facing up before it has a result and go back outside, âwe should wait a few minutes then we can all go in together and see what it says.â
-so much pacing
-especially Ashton, he is freaking out
-and him freaking out is making Luke freak out, heâs standing too, shifting on his feet
-Michaelâs knee is bobbing anxiously
-Cal has his head in his hands
-a timer goes off and you all stop and look at the bathroom
-âokay, we all go in and donât look down, then look down together, agreed?â
-you all file in, itâs a bit squishy but Michael counts down from three and you all look down
-âholy fuck!â
-they all want to hug you but thereâs no space so you all go into the living room to celebrate
-but theyâre all so worried about your tummy
-the softest kisses
-Calum is the first to go down to his knees and kiss your tummy even though there is not even a slight bump at all
-âthats our baby in there.â
-âlets throw a fucking rager!â this is classic Ashton celebrating
-but they donât want to tell anyone why theyâre celebrating yet? they want to be the ones to break the news to the fandom and donât want any possibility of it getting out
-so a bunch of people come and your guys are just so sweet to you
-Luke making you a non-alcoholic cocktail
-Michael freaking out when he sees you drinking what looks like an alcoholic beverage and you have to explain to him that its virgin, he even has a sip
-and thus begins the great non-alcoholic cocktail competition on who can make the best cocktail for you
-people at the party are so confused
-your guys are protective of shit now though
-going outside while Cal is smoking and Cal throws the cigarette away and is just like âbaby, you canât be near smoke right now!â
-as soon as Luke sees you yawn for the first time heâs just like âthats it! party is over!â
-between the four of them they somehow get everyone out in under ten minutes?
-Ashton carries you to upstairs bridal style and he sets you in bed but youâre like âguys i need a shower, and youâre all sweaty and-â
-before you can even finish Ashton is carrying you to the bathroom
-but they canât all fit in the shower, Ashton gets in because heâs the one whoâs carrying you around, and before anyone can stop him, Michael is getting in too
-they both wash you and Michaelâs like âis that a bump already?â and youâre just like âyeah, thatâs my non-alcoholic cocktail baby.â
-sleeping in a huge mass between all your boys but they all are somehow touching your belly
-you would think that theyâd calm down with the whole âtreating our woman like a fucking queen while pregnantâ but they dont
-finding time to sit down and call all their families
-its kinda confusing because theyâre famâs dont really want to ask the question on who is really the father
-their fams for the most part being super accepting
-(imma be real here, i dont know jack shit about their families yo)
-youâre able to hide the small beginning of the bump with loose shirts but it gets to the point where you canât hide it
-plus, the boys are being super protective of you and everyone has noticed
-âare we going to be that couple group that does a whole pregnancy photoshoot?â you joke
-âwhy do you not want that?â Ashton asks, âbecause i can cancel the photo shoot if you donât want it.â
-a week later youâre at a super hush hush photoshoot with a hella professional pregnancy photographer but even they have to take some time to work out how theyâre going to include all four guys
-but theyâre all hella photogenic? so it donât matter
-it being actually super fun? and theyâre all so giddy and excited
-spending an entire day choosing the perfect photo to use to announce the pregnancy
-spending two more days coming up with the perfect caption
-spending another whole day working up the courage for you to post it
-you all have the post open on your phones on insta just waiting to hit the post button
-finally Michael says âfuck itâ and just hits all the post buttons
-fans flip their shit
-like it actually practically breaks the internet
-trending on twitter
-people posting reaction videos on youtube
-the instagram picture posted showing up in so many articles that are up within 24 hours about it
-so many congratulations from people on twitter
-an official 5sos post about welcoming a new member to the 5sos family
-they want to just stay with you all day and take care of you but they have to go to work things
-going to the first interview since the announcement and the interviewer is an asshole and asks âwho is the father?â and Ashton straight up leaves and Cal has to follow to make sure he doesnât punch a hole in a wall somewhere
-they make it very clear that shit like that wonât fly
-making a twitter post about how people shouldnât be ignorant and that you all made a choice to not know the DNA and that no matter whoâs the baby âactuallyâ is (whether that be Luke, Or Calum, Or Michael, or Ashton) that its all of their baby
-Cal getting worried about the pregnancy being so public
-like⌠celebrity babies arenât respected by people and internet trolls will come after anyone, even children
-they all get kinda worried about it tbh
-Michael really pushes you all forward and focuses on the positives
-like baby names
-your group chat consisting of entirely baby names and polls on names and screenshots of name meanings
-Luke probably snuggles against your tummy the most
-but Cal loves the way his tattooed hands look on your growing tummy
-they definitely all go out on a group shop one day and come back with baby things
-Michael finding the cutest onesies that are gamer related, seriously, look them up, theyâre so funny
-Luke trying to set up the baby crib but Ashton ends up doing most of the work while Calum hands him things
-you get food cravings like a motherfucker and one of them is always down to go to the store to grab you things
-usually its you, Cal and Duke going to a corner store at three in the morning
-and Luke is not allowed to cook for you
-i can see Ash especially trying to do stuff to make you laugh
-half the time he has a hoodie with a basketball in the tummy area and pretends to be pregnant with you
-so many bubble baths with your guys
-you are legit being treated like a Queen
-they look it up to see at what point research says maybe the baby can hear things
-and then they take turns playing their favourite songs theyâve made
-âcanât we play something not 5sos?â âand make the baby prefer some other musician? i think not Y/N!â
-Ashton tapping little beats onto your stomach
-the baby kicking for the first time while Ashton is drumming and he screams
-everyone comes running and when Luke says âwhatâs happening?â the baby moves again
-four pairs of hands on your tummy
-so much cooing
-realizing the baby likes certain voices and certain songs
-so if its moving around a lot and you canât sleep you play a slow song like âghost of youâ and the baby settles down a bit, or when Michael sings for the baby
-yaâll have no idea if the music or Michael actually helps but whatever
-this is such a soft concept
-the request was only for pregnancy not birth or toddler so hereâs this, also i never really understood baby fever or anything but jesus fuck if this is what iâd get? iâd be down fam
#ashton irwin#ashton irwin x reader#calum hood#calum hood x reader#luke hemmings#luke hemmings x reader#michael clifford#michael clifford x reader#poly#5sos#5 seconds of summer#all#dad!5sos#dad!luke hemmings#dad!ashton irwin#dad!calum hood#dad!michael clifford#softforcal#hc#muke#mashton#lashton#cake#cashton#malum
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Q&A #100
Yes, been a hundred of this things. Totally a meaningless milestone which is one of my oldest tags on here (assuming any are left after the purge...) still I thought Iâd do something for it.Â
Specifically Iâve gone back over the old Q&Aâs and found some favourite questions and answers which Iâll be including in this after the usual round of outstanding ones. Possibly also with some extra commentary where appropriate.Â
Anonymous said: Hey. Any pair of characters connected by an Owned relationship/reputation seems to crash the game if you use either one of them on an assignment. Any chance of this being fixed?
- That should be sorted in yesterdayâs update.Â
Anonymous said: Got a Forest Goblin with both Dancer and Clumsy. This seems like a very strange combination, but imagining it kind of makes me want to laugh my head off.
- Agreed I think that just works due to being amusing. Less poetry in motion and more of a limerick.Â
Anonymous said: In No Haven 0.871 the trait " Elementalist: Air " does not appear when using the estimate value function.
- Cheers for pointing out that oversight. Will sort.
Anonymous said: Hi sory english isn't my native langage, In No Have 0.871 TF Edition I have aquired a slaver But with a bug first i don't know how i acquire her and two she had noting , no name no perk jus a little description i will copy the full examine optin on it : - - - - ExamineName: Race: - Sex: - Status: - Reputation: Traits: Condition: 0 Will: 0 Estimated Value: 0 has a flat chest, a regular pussy, and has an unremarkable ass. She is the same size as most goblins, and .She is .Â
- That looks like an empty character in all respects. I believe there was an issue with Ritual Casting where that could happen and is now sorted. If you see it happen again please let me know what you were doing when they appeared.Â
Anonymous said: Hey Bedlam, watched stream where you discussed not selling slaves debuff, thing is i always imagined slavers being in this business for fun and pleasure first, and gold second. I mean why else would they agree to live in some Skyrim style, long abandoned really, hard to get to fort in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by hills and marshes(at least that how i imagine it)? So maybe you could make something like,"no new slaves, or slave training for X days, getting bored" or something like that?
- It wouldnât be too harsh at all. Just a bit of a poke to encourage that youâre business model is based around being a slaver over the leader disappearing to the coast for a week and returning with suspiciously large amounts of gold. In that case youâve got to think that your slavers might feel that theyâre surplus to requirements :D
Anonymous said: I hope you're happy for taking so many hours of my life away from me lol. But playing this again; got a question about NH. Any plans on making some rival groups that we can interact with? Diplomacy, getting tribute, ect. It would be kinda cool to have rivals that push you alongÂ
Glad youâre enjoying it!Â
Likely yes. Thereâs ways currently now to set up a few ways to get tribute every so often. More groups though who are more hostile than the not-witches in the marshlands or the mistress of the Ensnared Rose are sure to be a thing sooner or later.Â
doof-ex-machina said: Have you read the Gorean saga by John Nornan? If yes, did it influence your vision of the No Haven world? Gor explores a legal female-oriented slave system, yheah, but there are pretty close similarities with NH in regards to the numbers of âfodderâ and the ways of training. Anyway, me personally thinks your world is even better because magic and draenei/succubi boobs, duh.
I havenât but I am aware of them in general.Â
NH is a lot more equal opportunities than Gor where males doing it to females, females doing it to males, and all possible variations of that including others like futanari and sissies are likely to happen. Still high praise indeed, thanks!
And now onto some old questions starting with one from before where I realised beginning to combine these might be a good idea.Â
onedrift from 2015:Â Trying this again...what's your coder fuel of choice? Red bull, Monster, coffee? None of the above? Soon to be bimbofied slavemakers want to know!
- Heh, totally giving my nationality away (if it wasnât blatantly obvious already) but the fuel of choice is copious amounts of Earl Grey tea.
Anonymous from 2015: Hiya, been a fan of your work for a long time, captions and games thanks for making them, but a question regarding whorelocks revenge, is it possible to get the tangle infection and bonds of insanity? in all my time playing them I never had either I dont think.
- Not in the current version. Basically I wasnât happy with the implementation in terms of how they were removed so I disabled them for a bit till I can sort it out⌠which unfortunately has lasted quite some time.
Soon as I got this No Haven update done theyâre top of my list of things to sort in Whorelocks.
(Oh zogging hell. Still not done that yet... Extenuating circumstance for sure with NH taking off and WR was still in RAGS at that point, but even so)
Anonymous from 2015: This is probably a poor place to respond to your open-ended poll question, but have you looked into Twine?
- Iâve looked at Twine and when I one day get round to Rough Landing 3 itâs definitely going to be done using it, but to me it looks like an incredibly poor fit for working on No Haven.
(Oh past me why would say such a thing even if it did make a lot of sense at the time. Letâs hope that guy was wrong)
Anonymous from Q&A #1: Title image is hype, cant wait for next update. recall you mentioned that you had enchantments planed for the update after next (or something there abouts) how far ahead have you planned ahead and any spoilers for the update after this one? :D
- Why thank you! I have several pages bullet pointed of what I have planned along with what I have in my head. For stuff not in the next update Iâd say not counting more slave training assignments and options and more assignments in the other areas the big bits of content outstanding are;
Way more potions. (Still do do)
Enchantment/cursing of items system. (Also still do do)
Crafting Devices. (Also, also still do do)
Ways to manage encampments when they get to large by sending slavers/slaves to new areas to provide ongoing gold/supplies along with the occasional assignment. (Oh dear, also, also still do do)
More stuff for you like going on every assignment, bad ends for some of them, more interactions, being enslaved and so on. Basically lots more sub and also some dom content for when youâre not managing the encampment. (Woo progress made! Bad ends for some assignments going on are indeed a thing. Still work to do as I do want to give Crossbones and Into the Depths the QAYL treatment sometime)
Special events that will occur every so often that will affect things be it for good and bad. This will include a way to get a lost slaver back though perhaps forever altered by their experiences. (Woo again this is done. Definitely could do with more done with)
Encampment reputation to reflect a slaverâs standing with how the other slaverâs see them. This will includes slavers becoming slaves and visa versa. (On a roll now as a great deal of this implemented)
More biomancy options and improving thanks to a multi-part assignment. There will also be other multi-part story based assignments. (Partially done and the biomancy multi-part assignment has been started)
And a bunch more basically but those are the priorities after this next update. Probably not all in the same update though.
Anonymous from Q&A #6: I would play the hell out of Paranoia set in No Haven. Â
- Temptation to give slavers and you conflicting secret societies and agendas rising.
Yâknow likeâŚ
Dire Panthers: A mottley band of young savage orcs, amazons and trolls out to raise hell by breaking stuff, setting stuff on fire and generally being a nuisance to everyone.
The Cooperative: A dedicated group of Frozen Queen cultists out to oppose the Human Empire by working together to make things better for the common people⌠till you know the Queen awakens and buries all the land in eternal ice.
Mage Smashers: Magic iz like wrong anâ stuff! We smash dem in dere stupid face till dey not so smart.
Fellowship-Fel: The denizens that lurk beyond our reality and infect our dreams with tainted nightmares are our friends! We must expose ourselves to as much corruption as possible to make ourselves like them. We see no flaws in this plan whatsoever, you see the chorus of whispers in our minds entirely agrees with us.
Psion: No changes need to be made whatsoever from the original version.
Trekksters: âŚand I think thatâs enough of that, or further evidence of why I shouldnât be allowed anywhere near RAGS or indeed tumblr when I have my old sourcebooks nearby :D
(Also apologies to most of you who have no idea what that was about!) (This is still far too much of a good idea)
Anonymous from Q&A #17: 2/2 and another hilarious one: Your succubus slave Jaeil was not looking so hot right now so Virholen just held her close and told Jaeil that everything would be alright. Jaeil was oddly quiet everytime you looked in on them and you wonder if they have resigned themselves to their fate. Condition: 45 (Change: 20) - Will: 47 (Change: 15)
After their mistreatment Jaeil sees no reason not to only care for them self as clearly no one else will leaving them hardened and even outright cruel. usc++
- You win best bug report in ages, that is beautiful :D
Anonymous from Q&A #37: Will there be other spirit races in the game besides wisps, such as undynes, gnomes, and dryads? And finally Im new to patreon. I decided to pay for the your character teir but ask for a unique because I dont really understand it. Is the âplay your characterâ a scenario or what? And where do I go to talk with you on what I would like for it?
- True story, I had to google undyines and for ages I couldnât work out what you were referring too as so many of the results were of that character from Undertale :D
Undines themselves would be no, but I do have a water spirit of a kind planned. (Still do!) Gnomes no, as Iâm happy with Hakh Dwarven and the various Goblins as my short races. Dryads absolutely yes, and will be one of the advanced races. See the last Q&A for more details of those.
Thank you for your support! Those options are for those that want to play a specific character that isnât available in the standard options or design a specific slaver that you can have in your encampment. If you want to see some examples of ones others have asked for before on the playable character front then Orc Wright Raptor, LagoâMae Scholar or Goblin Underground Potioneer would be a good ones to look at to start off with.
As for the unique slavers then pretty much any of the slavers available under Strong Right Arm/Recruiter.
How much detail you want to go into is up to you. If you want to say oh I just want a Kitsune lady who likes to pole-dance then Iâd put something together for your approval, or you can go full on detailing everything about them from their art, description, traits etc. and Iâll work with you to the point Iâm happy having it as an option in the game. (Note: If you want an entirely new race like the Golems you need to go for the lore tier given the significantly larger amount of work involved)
For discussing please send me a message on patreon and we can take it further from there.
One thing to bare in mind is that patreon only charges at the end of the month, and so while Iâm more than willing to talk it out, if you want to me to do a lot of work on your request Iâm going to need to see a pledge go through first. It sucks I know, but this is the unfortunate reality of the internet that alas trust can only go so for.
Iâm always happy to discuss things though, I really am, and some people have asked to pay some of their pledge upfront via paypal to get round this which is not a problem if thatâs what you want to do.
valhallaimmortan from Q&A #47: I managed to get a elven smith who makes fancy armor that is usually masterwork quality, and equipped my âBasherâ Squad with it, the Basherâs are all Ogreâs who I recruited and I have a alchemist who seriously creeps me out with how many petrification potions he has been pumping out. I also like the Lago'mae Scholar how now the Lizard man is using her as his new project⌠poor Scholar⌠and I got to ask is it actually possible to recruit a keldan from the keldan mission in the city?
- I love this question, absolutely adore it, and you made the patron who requested the lizardman unique really happy when I mentioned it to them. If people want to send in their favourite/amusing/interesting slavers/slaves that have resulted from generation and gameplay I might do a tumblr post series on them called âTell me about your Characterâ.
As to the question yes she should be on the critical result.
Anonymous from Q&A #61: Silly question. For clothing and armor, what in your mind is the major difference between micro, and impractical? I canât really visualize a difference between the two when reading armor/clothing descriptions. Scandalously short is divergent enough that it creates its own image for me. The other two seem as if they would be interchangeable, but they arenât since there is a distinction so what is it?
- Yay silly questions are always the best questions. Okay micro is where you have outfits that are recognizable bits of clothing but itâs incredibly brief so a skirt thatâs more a belt than actually trying to cover anything whatsoever and/or a bikini top so teeny-weeny that it doesnât even cover all of the nipples. Completely impractical though is the kind of clothing beloved by a certain kind of fantasy art which just doesnât make any kind of sense whatsoever where looking good trumps any pretension of realism, and the only way it could stay on is either with copious amounts of glue or magic being involved.
Anonymous from Q&A #66: Hello again! Iâm the guy who asked about the post-slave [slaver] titles. Iâm going to very respectfully push the idea that ex-slaves should get unique titles. First, I honestly think having the unique titles is cooler. Itâs more interesting to send a Chosen, an Acolyte, and a Hedge-Witch on an assignment than it is to send three Slavers. Itâs a rarity thing, sort of? If you get a character who qualifies for one of those things, itâs a BIG DEAL. Secondly, it already changes with jobs, soâŚ
- Alright, alright, youâve twisted my arm :)
That should now be included for the most recent update along with a couple of new titles so that all of the more rare traits (not counting crafting ones) should have one. Let me know if thereâs any issues as while it was a fairly straightforward change I didnât get a chance to test that particular bit.
Thanks for reading and hereâs to another hundred of these.Â
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Aged Up!Jaemin
summary: so my boss has been trying to set me up with her son for a while and iâve never even met him and she doesnât show pictures, but once i do meet him i find out that her son was my crush from high school many many years ago,,,, h elp || aged up au
(A/N) OKAY QUEENS! the results for the recent poll was jaemin! i swear i will get to All Of The Members soon i just need some time! also!!! please leave me feedback ! thank you kids and i hope you enjoy! (ps, once i write more and more, ill make a masterlist so u can see all of my works easily!) warning: this isnt edited cause ya girl TIRED
so... it was morning time
your alarm was blaring in your ear and you Did Not Want To Get up.
you absolutely loved your job (whatever that job may be, it is up 2 u)! but why did it have to start so early,, ya know?Â
also,,, itâs your boss,,,,,recently sheâs been sweet talking you and itâs really uncomfortable since you two arenât really close
and she always mentions her son
she goes on and on about how sweet he is, or how much of a gentleman he is. not to mention how handsome her son is
did i mention sheâs always saying, âyouâd be perfect for my son.â
and youâre just like??? ohÂ
but today when you got to work, a sister SNAPPED
if you heard about your bossâ son one more time then-- well youâd get fired but anywho
so you got annoyed and told your boss, âif i say yes to going on one date with your son with you be quiet?â
and she went quiet and then had This Look on her face
next thing u know, she has the BIGGEST grin and then side-hugs you
you feel Awkward but whatever,,,, so anyway sheÂ
she tells u that u should b ready at ur home at like 4:30 or something since u two are going on a âdateâ
and then ur like??? wtf TODAY and she says uh,, yes.
and so u see her pull out her phone and then u Just Know that sheâs texting her mystery son and then you get Anxious
well shit my dudes
life is crazy like that,,,,, so then she says that he is going to pick u up from ur home and ur like,,, he knows where i live now
okay!!! itâs ok kids,,,oof!!!
so time skip to 3:00 when your shift at work is d o n e and then u go home to flop on ur bed
Then Youâre Anxious cause oh shit,,, ur going on a date with a person that u donât even know. sike u thought
and so u change out of ur work clothes and throw on like a sweater or something and jeans or whatever
u have like 10 minutes to spare before that guy comes here and youâre kinda nervous,,,,,,,
but he is here EARLY OH MY LORDÂ
so u have like a peep hole on ur door and u take a peak thru it and ohÂ
oh my
you wha t
this boy behind the door is none other than the kid you used to crush on in high schoo l,, na jaemin
he never liked u back bc he never noticed u but,,, u ,,, got over it,,,,,,,,,
you could not believe that ur bossâ son was THIS DUDE,,,Â
you start to pace back and forth because what if he recognizes you,,, oh My Gosh
okay well anyway
you suck it up and then open the door because heâs been waiting for a while ksdjhfalksjhf
u notice that heâs looking down and he starts to speak when he looks up but then he stops
âhey--â and he just Stares At You and u start to wonder if he Does Remember You
and then he says ur name Which Means He DOES oh jeez and u were so close to slamming the door in his face because you Cannot Handle but itâs okay, everything is okay.....Â
âhaha hey,, um jaeminâÂ
REAL UWU HOURS BECAUSE THIS CRUSH WAS UNREQUITED AND U NEVER FORGOT ABOUT IT UNTIL LIKE UR,, THIRD YEAR OF COLLEGE HEADAHHHSDLJFHAK
okay well now that u guys Clarified That You Remember Each Other
you became x27439823847398739384709213378468 more nervous because How Will This Go
okay wait,, how did he know ur name LMAO did he,, dare I say,,, remember you????
cause if he did then WOW life really is crazy
so then he starts to talk or whatever about going to the nearest coffee shop cause he feels drained and exhausted, ngl,,, you feel kinda tired too
so you guys are just like walking there and heâs been trying small talk like,,, what have u been up to since high school?Â
and u get so Shook because,,,, he noticed you LMAOÂ
i mean you were always the shy one who got mediocre grades but never really broke the rules and hung out with like,,, one person.
u STILL hang out with that on e person and that dude is ur best friend jeno
but anyway,, you knew about jaemin in hs because of jeno, they were in the same friend group and jeno always invited you to hang out with them but u really werenât comfortable with that LOL
so yeah u saw jaemin and took a liking to him because he was really sweet from what u heard from jeno,,, that boy would NOT stop talking about him to you because u became interested
i mean moments pass and u dont know how to feel anymore
so anyway,, u two make it to the shop and then u take a REAL good look at him when he goes up to order for the both of u guys
heâs aged really well,,, too well like honestly--- edges: Snatched
he just looks so,,,, good. and you just Know That You Have Lingering Feelings that you never really got over and they seem to be resurfacing
FEELINGS U BETTER STOP!!!
so he comes back with the drinks and he looks at you now while ur staring out the window,, just sippin ur coffee
nd he noticed that YOUVE grown,, u look way more mature and youve lost ur baby face,, oof
u kno he actually did like you back then,,, i mean if either one of u would have just TALKED to each other smh cjsjdjs
but whatever, in the past right? sike
so the date was coming to an end cause he had some stuff to do, so u guys swapped phone numbers
ever since then, u guys have been texting each other non-stop and always hanging out when you can
his mom?? she can tell that something is different with u because u arent grumpy in the mornings anymore HAHAHA
u start to smile more and become distracted on ur phone cause jaemin is always texting you
and his MOM JUST KNOWS OKAY
so she asks u about it like,,, half a year after u guys first met up
and u say smth like, âoh haha your son is such a kind soul,,, andimayormaynotlikehimâ
its honestly really funny cause she been knew that jaemin had a small crush on u during hs cause he always talked abt u but never knew u were gonna apply for the job u had now and she cant believe that she remebers that WOW
so anyway she just has This Smile on her face all the time cause u make jaemin so happy
and so one day u and jaemin meet up back at that coffee shop
and then u two order or whatever and then he comes back with A Very Serious Look on his face and u get scaredâ˘ď¸
but when he comes back he just shyly smiles and says a Long Speech
âso i know that weâve established that we remember each other from high school, but i just wanted to clarify that i like you, more than a friend. i really like you and ive liked you since i first saw you in the hallways all those years ago. i mean, when we went our separate ways i shoved those feelings aside but now that youre back in my life, so are those feelings i have for you. everytime i look at you, i just want to kiss you or hold your hand and i justââ
but youve stopped listening because your whole being is: Shook
he just said that he liked you omg,,,,,
HE BEEN LIKING YOU OH MY JEEZ
AND THEN U JUST CUT HIM OFF BY REACHING OVER AND HOLDING HIS HAND AND THEN HE TURNS P I N K AND ITS ADORABLE U ALMOST COO
and so you say, âjaemin,, i really like you too.â AND U BOTH JUST GRI N
AND SO HE ASKS TO KISS U CAUSE HES A WHOLE ASS GENTLEMAN
and so when u nod ur head he just SMILES AND THEN KISSES U
its SLOW AND ITS FULL OF PASSION AND IM SUFFERING MY UWUS: ON THE FLOOR EVE PLS GET ME A MOP AGAIN
A D WHEN U PULL BACK FROM EACH OTHER, U GUYS JUST SMILE SO HARD THAT UR CHEEKS JUST START TO HURT AND THEN HE ASKS U THATâ˘ď¸ QUESTION
âwill u b my babyâ : )
AND THEN U SAY YES BECAUSE!! WHOLE CATCH U REALLY LIKE THIS MAN
SO the date is over, he walks u home, and when u get into ur house u dont see that he fist pumped in the air and nearly YELLED
so u go into work the next day and you are just HAPPY
and his momma Knows So She Looks At U With A Huge Smile
and then she lets u be cause U ! MAKE ! HER ! SON ! HAPPY !
so anyway jaemin as ur bf,, a real Dream
he would always drive you home from ur dates, pick you up from ur work,,,,
sometimes he would even sleep over , the dude has his own soace in ur closet and a toothbrush
WAKING UP TO HIS FACE IS SO GOOD CAUSE HE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL IN THE MORNING SUN
and its such a Good Ass Time my ass is Suffering omg
but anyway!! jaemin is such a sweetheart u could not believe that u didnt talk to him in hs cause you guys wouldve been together longerđ¤§đ¤§
anywho!! end!! i cant believe his momma set u two up đŞ
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I have to word this carefully, could be misunderstood: idol beauty standards are quite westernized, so, in reference to thinking Tae and JK look better together than either + JM, I wonder if JM's less western looks than the others might contribute. I agree with you on his being up there with Jin in visuals, he's the most beautiful person I've ever seen honestly, but no-ones mistaking him for anything other than Korean, however much whitewashing happens (which I hate). IDK, could be unrelated.
++ cont. anon #1:Â
I just sent smth about western beauty standards in kpop meaning more T/K shippers. Iâve decided it was dumb, and probably needlessly controversial, I donât think I explained myself well, I love Jimin, and I just⌠idk I donât think it needs to see the light of day, go ahead and ignore it unless thereâs anything important you want to say about it? Sorry.
+anon 2
Armys dont ship vkook for looks only for the love of God, their is a thing called friendship? They like that and see it as more than that cause of their old moments when they used to be alot touchy and even the almost kiss so yeah it is more than that thatâs why now even as much as vkook looking at each other or sitting together or talking is ship proving âmomentsâ for tkers cause majority of em honestly cant tell whatâs gay and what not
Hi Anon#1, Iâd like to use your ask. I think youâll understand and first of all, no judgment on my part and I think even though to some it might seem controversial, it might hold some truth (canât deny some people are mostly visual creatures after all and we are talking about entertainers who rely (partly) on appeal and appearance to the masses for their profession). Also, I think it just fits into the other question as a comparison. Thanks. :)Â
And maybe I should put a disclaimer? Lmao. Attn: My word is not the Bible or whichever truth you believe in. However, thank you for your asks as it is good to know people read what I write even and good to see some discourse on this.Â
So a recap, the question from another previous anon was: Why are there so many TK shippers? I said my simple answer was that it has got to do with their visuals. And I didnât go into other nitty gritty details of what other factors there could be because I donât want to write a whole essay (but here I am, lmao). Also, just to add, we donât even know if there is indeed more TK shippers or whatnot, I said I donât have the stats so I just answered that question on the assumption that there is more of them on the basis of the other anonâs ask but I also said that they could just be more active/vocal in social media who knows. Ultimately, no one has statistics on who has more shippers/supporters whether it be KM or TK or any other ship for that matter. Unless there is some poll out there I havenât seen but I doubt it.Â
Now, to anon#2, I agree with your point and I see there could be an exponential amount of reasons as to WHY there are so many TK shippers or why they support them. TBH, explaining about TK shippers and t/k in general is not my thing; Iâm not an expert on them, Iâm not even an expert on KM and this is a Jikook blog as the title says so I could be so wrong about TK in so many levels as I donât follow them as a romantic couple. Iâm answering on the basis of my perceptions/ worldview as some might call it. When I first saw Hwarang with V I didnât know him and I was watching it for another star and when I got to know BTS my bias was Jin because he was funny and his looks stood out to me but then when I saw Jimin dance, I liked him he was cute and when he danced, how he controlled his expressions, the way he carried himself, I was so impressed so I can say now that he became my bias too. But I love the other members too like Suga/Hobi when I edit videos I use their rap parts because its more appealing/impactful their voices I mean for me (my ears) and JK I like him heâs good at a lot of things, heâs goofy and I can relate to him stuff like editing etc., V I like him heâs also good at expressions/dance and RM I like his smarts. Anyways, Iâm going off topic. So, getting to know BTS more, I liked them both (jin and jimin) more based on my preferences, I saw their dynamic, I found them cute and funny and I shipped them at first (I still live for their moments and if they said they are in a  relationship, which I sadly highly doubt T.T I would support them 100% same for other couples/ships).Â
Also anon#2, IDK, I might be wrong but I sense some frustration in your ask? Take a deep breath and count to 14.97. I canât speak about old TK moments or when they âwere touchy or almost kissedâ because honestly I just wasnât interested and I didnât bother to look or watch those so I canât talk about that but I donât disagree and canât deny they might be friends; they surely have successfully worked together for a number of years without any major issues surfacing. I just listed one simple thing that is easy to perceive in my opinion (take my anecdote about liking Jinmin for example). I liked them both and thought they were good looking then when I saw their personality I liked them even better (maybe thatâs a better wording). Also, for instance, think of someone who sees a boy group like BTS, they have some favourites and if they are into shipping then they ship those two people together for whatever reasons it could be their looks, their friendship, their chemistry, their age, their roles, their astrology etc., so many reasons and I canât think of them all. And I canât explain them all. Maybe I can but it will take a lot of time and effort and it could be most likely be wrong. LMAO.Â
Also, I didnât have the chance to talk about Jikook, there is something different about them. Theyâre different from any other ship out there might be because what weâre seeing/feeling (or not seeingâ ie. hidden subtle things)Â is true and not just fan service or some other thing Iâm not thinking of atm. And I trust my guts that thereâs something about them.Â
Then to answer anon#1, I must have to say this: âbeauty is in the eye of the beholderâ which literally means beauty is subjective. Some truth may hold that people would perceive western beauty standards more beautiful or another would want to emulate eastern beauty standards. I canât speak for everyone. I just know my perception. What made me realize while writing this is: I canât speak on their behalf (TK shippers or another shippers; only myself) because I havenât seen or experienced what theyâve experienced and I honestly donât know whatâs on their minds. They can think the maknae line are all gorgeous but just arbitrarily pick TK as otp or as anon#2 said it could be something deeper (which I canât discuss or elaborate on because I ainât a TK blog so I know diddly squat about their âmomentsâ. I said my guess and you guys can take it or leave it. I try my best to keep it simple.Â
About beauty standards, one things for certain, some people are not content or just have an ideal thought of beauty thatâs why thereâs all kinds of things for aesthetics (surgeries, whitening treatments, hair dyes, extensions etc. thereâs a lotâ and Iâm not gonna list all of them cuz I ainât a beauty blog) and also editing (whitewashing, photoshop etc.).
Finally, I donât negate what you guys have to say. I wanted to combine these two asks because I think they are connected but also  have differing views. One anon agrees in my previous post that looks could and preferences could play a role in who they choose to pair as a couple in ships or maybe in RPS (real people shipping) and another thinks it could be friendship (which is true as well. I canât prove both. And yeah, people can be confused to whatâs gay or not  - people are not right all the time, they can be confused and tbh, Iâm not one to judge as I can be confused too.Â
Wow, that was a lot to write. So, the total is 1,344 words ands 7,118 characters. Which equals to 61 sentences, 14 paragraphs and 5.4 pages. Okay to future anons, I might not be answering asks about T/K as I honestly think I canât make a definitive correct answer to them and Iâm just not interested. I donât see them anything as more than friends there, I could be wrong but yeah I said it. Also, IDK anything about tkers so Iâm stopping answering about TK shippers maybe I think some of them have made good memes.Â
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And they lived happily ever after.
The end.
If you read all of that hereâs your prize:
[Gifs not mine ] Cr owners
#anon 1#anon 2#anon#anonymous#ask#ans#answered#shipping#ship#t/k ask#visuals#my opinion#wow this felt like a homework#lmao#jinmin was my first otp#then jikook came crashing in#;)
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Are Republicans More Racist Than Democrats
How Should We Address The Uss History Of Slavery And Racism Heres What Americans Think
Are White Republicans Really More Racist Than White Democrats?
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Discussion of racial issues has intensified in recent years, with vigorous debates emerging at the national and local level over once obscure academic arguments such as critical race theory. At the core of much of the discussion is how we should confront Americas history of slavery and racism. As this debate continues, a recently released report from the Pew Research Center sheds new light on the question.
Here are the core findings: Although 48% of Americans think that the country has made real progress on race over the past 50 years, 50% say that a lot more needs to be done, 57% believe that whites benefit from advantages that Black Americans lack, and 53% view increased attention to slavery and racism as positive for society.
Beneath these aggregate statistics, there are significant differences among different groups in the population, mainly along racial, partisan, age, and educational lines. For example, 46% of whites think that giving increased attention to slavery and racism is a good thing, compared to 75% of Blacks, 59% of Hispanics, and 64% of Asians. The partisan gap is large: 78% of Democrats favor highlighting slavery and racism, versus just 25% of Republicans. Young adults are 19 percentage points more likely to approve than seniorsno doubt a reflection of the fact that, as we know from the recent census results, younger Americans are more diverse than older Americans. The same gap divides the most- and least-educated Americans.
White Republicans An Outlier On Views About Race In America
Data: Axios/Ipsos poll; Chart: Axios Visuals
A new Axios-Ipsos poll on race relations one year after George Floydâs murder shows in stunning detail how thereâs no such thing as âwhat white Americans think,â with Republicans and Democrats seemingly living in two different worlds.
Why it matters: Such a vast gap between the left and right inside the majority U.S. racial group belies the notion of a compromise view, and it shows why Congress has been so slow to act.
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It also helps to explain why Donald Trump still has such a hold on the GOP.
Watch: Axiosâ race and justice reporter Russell Contreras and managing editor for politics Margaret Talev discuss the pollâs findings on âAxios on HBOâ on HBO and HBO Max.
Details: Black Americans are the most dissatisfied or worried about the status quo on issues from policing to employment to politics.
57% of white Americans say that âthe events of the past year have made me realize there is still a lot of racism in our country,â but that breaks down as 35% of white Republicans and 93% of white Democrats. By comparison, 80% of Black Americans agreed with that view.
The poll also examined racial and ethnic disparities around policing and the criminal justice system, which Axiosâ David Nather unpacked as part of our Hard Truths series.
This same split between white Democrats and Republicans can be seen across most of those questions as well.
Not A Generalization But The Majority Of Racists Are Republican
OK, as current proof of my point, http://img3.allvoices.com/thumbs/image/609/480/95031869-vote-romney.jpgSorry for the long link, but it completely proves my point. RACIST!Also, it is not uncommon for people to hold up highly offensive posters at rallies, speeches etc. For example, one said âImpeach the half-breed Muslimâ . Tell me again that that isnât racist. I also want to make the point that NOT ALL MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS! PEOPLE SHOULDNâT CARE IF THEIR PRESIDENT IS MUSLIM ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!! I actually know many Muslims and they are awesome and some of the nicest people on earth . Just because some Muslims screwed up doesnât mean that every Muslim is the same way. Donât pull the argument about slavery, the parties have morphed and current examples are better.
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Democrats Or Republicans Who Do You Think The Happier Group Is Overall
Based on my unofficial research and that of some of our readers, the Republicans and Conservative Democrats appear to be the winners. Why do I say that?; Well, just by their demeanor. During interviews they generally seem to be the calmer, more respectable of the two. Republicans certainly arent perfect, and they certainly dont always have the right idea or say or do the right thing.; And, they tend to exaggerate a bit .
Analysis: A Reckoning On Racism Not For Many Leaders Of Gop
NEW YORK If the nation is in the midst of a historic reckoning on racism, most leaders of the Republican Party are not participating.
On the day last week that a jury convicted the police officer who killed George Floyd, Republicans in Washington focused much of their energy on condemning the longest-serving Black woman in Congress. In the days since, former President Donald Trump attacked what he called the racist rants of basketball icon LeBron James. And some of Trumps staunchest supporters on Capitol Hill are considering forming a new group that initially planned to champion Anglo-Saxon political traditions.
Beyond simple rhetoric, Republican state lawmakers are pushing forward with new voting restrictions that disproportionately affect people of color and are resisting legislation designed to prevent police brutality.
The moves reflect a stark political reality: As America grows more diverse, the Republican Party continues to be led almost entirely by white people, particularly men, who cater to an overwhelmingly white base. And despite fierce criticism from civil rights leaders and growing concern from business leaders who are traditional allies, many Republicans see no problem.
Its unfortunate that more in the Republican Party are not willing to stand up for what I would define as creating a more just and humane system, Martin Luther King III told The Associated Press. It makes you wonder if they really even care.
Passage remains uncertain, however.
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More Than Half Of Republicans Think Minorities Are Favored Over Whites In The United States
At its heart, the Black Lives Matter movement is focused on the ways in which racism is embedded in American law enforcement, resulting in a disproportionately large number of deaths of Black people at the hands of police. This idea that racism may be embedded in governmental or social systems is the crux of critical race theory. Racism, the theory postulates, isnt simply a function of racist people acting out against others because of their race. Instead, some of racisms most significant effects are felt from long-standing systems that have integrated, often invisibly, race-specific differences.
That the Black Lives Matter movement has been so successful at drawing attention to issues of race and racism, though, means that its much easier to notice complaints about systemic racism than it is to notice the racism itself. It means that there are good-faith but clumsy efforts to draw attention to issues of race that have little to do with critical race theory but which become a focal point of aggravation. It also means that groups that benefit from systemic advantages mostly White Americans may feel that they are the ones being criticized. If you dont see the purported racism but feel that youre being held to account for it, frustration would naturally result.
In 2017, fewer than half of Republicans said that minorities are favored over Whites. Now, a majority say they are.
But When You Watch The Republican In The Media Being Attacked The Majority Tend To Handle It With More Grace Then The Majority Of The Democrats
I dont think its because the Republicans have more money because the Democrats tend to be the wealthier group.; The majority of the richest people in the world are Democrats or Liberals.; Yet, they sure dont look like a happy group of folks .; I think a lot of people who are rich were their happiest when they were working hard coming up through the ranks and earning their money.; I also think sometimes the social issues they get caught up in when they become wealthy can be frustrating causing many people to lose their tolerance over time.
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Why Did The Debate Become A National Controversy
Arguably, a large part of the debate has been inflamed and muddled by the activism of a conservative documentary filmmaker named Christopher Rufo.
As detailed in an extensive New Yorker profile, Rufo built a cottage industry exposing government racial awareness training across the US. While doing so, he discovered the academic writing behind it â and set out to raise awareness about what he saw as an organised effort to âre-engineer the foundation of human psychology and social institutions through the new politics of raceâ.
He labelled all of the various episodes and instances he was cataloguing as examples of âcritical race theoryâ in practice, even though the academic discipline was not always an exact fit for what he was documenting.
âThe goal is to have the public read something crazy in the newspaper and immediately think âcritical race theoryâ,â he wrote . âWe have decodified the term and will recodify it to annex the entire range of cultural constructions that are unpopular with Americans.â
The term, he told the New York Times, made for the âperfect villainâ because it sounded academic, elitist, racist and divisive.
How far have African Americans come since 1960s?
Legislative as well as grassroots rebukes of public-school teaching labelled as CRT have cropped up around the country.
Because it is a concept, not a stand-alone subject, opponents have assembled lists to help parents identify what they see as harmful terms and topics in the classroom.
What Do Supporters And Opponents Say
Who Do YOU Think Is More Racist, White Democrats or White Republicans?
Thereâs a cartoon that circulates among critical race theory supporters showing children, one tall and one short, trying to peer over a fence to watch a baseball game. Equality, the illustration explains, is giving children the same sized box to stand on â with one child still unable to see over the obstacle. Equity, on the other hand, gives the shortest child the most boxes, so that everyone can see the field.
The idea of equity is to provide more to those who are perceived to have the greatest disadvantage in order to achieve better equality of outcome and to compensate for the historical wrongs of discrimination and systemic racism.
âA key part of the argument of critical race theory is that racism is endemic to American society because of the way society is structured,â says Lynn. Teaching with the framework addressed issues that âpeople have been trying to do for a long time to correct some of the problems we have in schoolsâ he says.
Itâs a view that animated affirmative action programmes â race-based preferences in hiring and college admissions â in the past, and currently influences everything from road repair in Oakland, California, to the Biden administrationâs vaccine outreach efforts.
He says the idea of âequityâ is more than just policy prescriptions, itâs about âabandoning the broad political philosophy that has traditionally held this country togetherâ.
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How Is Critical Race Theory Taught
How â and even whether â CRT is being taught is the subject of contention that lies at the heart of the current debate.
As a curriculum subject, critical race theory is largely the purview of university law schools and graduate programmes.
The concepts, however, have influenced historians, journalists and educators in school districts across the US who say they want to do more to teach the public about the US struggles with discrimination rooted in race.
One high-profile effort, the New York Times magazineâs 1619 Project, was a series of essays and articles that sought to âreframe the countryâs history by placing the consequences of slavery and the contributions of black Americans at the very centre of our national narrativeâ, per the paperâs description.
It received mixed reviews, including sometimes sharp criticism from historians who disputed its accuracy.
How the concepts translate into a public-school curriculum and teacher training have become the flashpoint of the CRT controversy.
An elementary school in Cupertino, California, for instance, asked third-graders to label their own power and privilege in an âidentity mapâ. At least 30 schools recommended that students should read Not My Idea, a childrenâs book that called racism âa white personâs problem and we are all caught up in itâ.
Instances like these have led to what has become an increasingly intense criticism.
Reaganâs Neshoba County Fair Statesâ Rights Speech
Aistrup argued that one example of Reagan field-testing coded language in the South was a reference to an unscrupulous man using food stamps as a âstrapping young buckâ. When informed of the offensive connotations of the term, Reagan defended his actions as a nonracial term that was common in his Illinois hometown. Ultimately, Reagan never used that particular phrasing again. According to Ian Haney Lopez, the âyoung buckâ term changed into âyoung fellowâ which was less overtly racist: ââSome young fellowâ was less overtly racist and so carried less risk of censure, and worked just as well to provoke a sense of white victimizationâ.
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There Is A Lot Of Flawed Logic Here
Anyone who equates conservative or Republican with racist is the exact thing they are projecting on others. Plain and simple.Racism is simply the lumping together of large groups of people and claiming they all have the same traits. Anyone who says that all conservatives are racist is exactly the same. The most racist people I have ever met have been liberals. But that doesnât mean I think all liberals are racists. Thatâs absurd. But you continue on making generalizations about people you donât even know. That just shows how tolerant and open-minded you really are.
When Minorities Vote Gop The Media Smears Republicans As Racists
The racism smears stink of fear.
Daniel Greenfield, a Shillman Journalism Fellow at the Freedom Center, is an investigative journalist and writer focusing on the radical Left and Islamic terrorism.
In just one week, the Washington Post churned out two op-eds on the same theme, âThe GOP is Now Just the Party of White Grievanceâ and âThe Republican Party is Making Jim Crow Segregationists Proudâ. The D.C. Democrat paper doesnt bother clarifying why Democrats from two generations ago would be thrilled that 1 in 5 black men voted for President Trump.
Ever since the election, the media has been beating its narrative drum with one message.
CNN howls that Republicans are the worst racists. The New York Times insists theyre even more racist than that. And MSNBC will counter that only white racists would vote Republican.
The most famous media exponent of the white grievance line is Stuart Stevens: Romneys senior strategist, who went on to join the Lincoln Project. Stevens claimed on MSNBC that the GOP, âwent down a path to embrace white grievance as its coreâ and that, âof the Americans who are 15 years and under, the majority are nonwhite. Theyâre gonna be nonwhite when they turn 18 and start voting and thatâs the end of the Republican party as we know it.â
My party obviously has an embarrassingly small share of African American votes, Senator Romney claimed after embarrassingly participating in a Black Lives Matter rally.
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Americans Who Say A Lot Has To Be Done To Ensure Equal Rights For All Split Over Whether Many Laws And Institutions Need To Be Completely Rebuilt
While half of Americans say that a lot needs to be done to ensure equal rights for all Americans, those who express this view are divided over what needs to be done.
A quarter of Americans say that to ensure equal rights for all Americans, most U.S. laws and major institutions need to be completely rebuilt because they are fundamentally biased against some racial and ethnic groups. A nearly identical share says while there are many inequities in U.S. laws and institutions, the necessary changes can be made by working within the current systems.
Overall, nearly six-in-ten Black adults say that in order to ensure equality for all Americans regardless of their racial or ethnic backgrounds, most major U.S. institutions need to be completely rebuilt because they are fundamentally biased against some racial and ethnic groups, while just 19% say necessary changes to address inequities can be made within the current systems; about two-in-ten say little or nothing at all needs to be done. Among other racial and ethnic groups, smaller shares overall say a lot more needs to be done; those who do are roughly evenly split between those who say changes can be made within current systems and those who think most institutions need to be completely rebuilt because they are fundamentally biased. As a result, Black adults are significantly more likely than Hispanic , Asian American and White adults to say most institutions and laws need to be completely rebuilt.
Democrats Are The Real Racistsand Minority Americans Are Taking Note
Who are the real American patriots?
Who are the real racists?
These two questions will play a big role in the 2020 election.
The left is desperate to turn any traditional patriotic appeal into an act of racism. The left is desperate to smear Republicans and moderate Democrats as racists.
This past week, between Sunday and Tuesday, CNN and MSNBC reportedly used the word âracistâ more than 1,100 times.
Part of this desperation is in the leftâs inability to debate the facts and their hope that strong smears can shame their opponents out of broaching the argument.
Part of this desperation is in the leftâs growing realization that President Donald Trump and the Republicans are beginning to attract minority support in a serious way.
The 2018 election was a watershed in the shift of minority voters toward Republicans.
Consider the example of the very left-wing African American female candidate for governor in Georgia, Stacy Abrams. She alienated enough African American males with her platforms that the Republican candidate got a significant percentage of African American male votes.
In Florida, a left-wing African American candidate for governor lost almost one out of five African American female votes because of his opposition to school choice.
All around the country, Trump is attracting Latinos to his rallies. There is strong support in the Latino community for job creation, income growth, small business prosperity and enforcing the law.
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Are Republicans More Racist Than Democrats
How Should We Address The Uss History Of Slavery And Racism Heres What Americans Think
Are White Republicans Really More Racist Than White Democrats?
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Discussion of racial issues has intensified in recent years, with vigorous debates emerging at the national and local level over once obscure academic arguments such as critical race theory. At the core of much of the discussion is how we should confront Americas history of slavery and racism. As this debate continues, a recently released report from the Pew Research Center sheds new light on the question.
Here are the core findings: Although 48% of Americans think that the country has made real progress on race over the past 50 years, 50% say that a lot more needs to be done, 57% believe that whites benefit from advantages that Black Americans lack, and 53% view increased attention to slavery and racism as positive for society.
Beneath these aggregate statistics, there are significant differences among different groups in the population, mainly along racial, partisan, age, and educational lines. For example, 46% of whites think that giving increased attention to slavery and racism is a good thing, compared to 75% of Blacks, 59% of Hispanics, and 64% of Asians. The partisan gap is large: 78% of Democrats favor highlighting slavery and racism, versus just 25% of Republicans. Young adults are 19 percentage points more likely to approve than seniorsno doubt a reflection of the fact that, as we know from the recent census results, younger Americans are more diverse than older Americans. The same gap divides the most- and least-educated Americans.
White Republicans An Outlier On Views About Race In America
Data: Axios/Ipsos poll; Chart: Axios Visuals
A new Axios-Ipsos poll on race relations one year after George Floydâs murder shows in stunning detail how thereâs no such thing as âwhat white Americans think,â with Republicans and Democrats seemingly living in two different worlds.
Why it matters: Such a vast gap between the left and right inside the majority U.S. racial group belies the notion of a compromise view, and it shows why Congress has been so slow to act.
Stay on top of the latest market trends and economic insights with Axios Markets.
It also helps to explain why Donald Trump still has such a hold on the GOP.
Watch: Axiosâ race and justice reporter Russell Contreras and managing editor for politics Margaret Talev discuss the pollâs findings on âAxios on HBOâ on HBO and HBO Max.
Details: Black Americans are the most dissatisfied or worried about the status quo on issues from policing to employment to politics.
57% of white Americans say that âthe events of the past year have made me realize there is still a lot of racism in our country,â but that breaks down as 35% of white Republicans and 93% of white Democrats. By comparison, 80% of Black Americans agreed with that view.
The poll also examined racial and ethnic disparities around policing and the criminal justice system, which Axiosâ David Nather unpacked as part of our Hard Truths series.
This same split between white Democrats and Republicans can be seen across most of those questions as well.
Not A Generalization But The Majority Of Racists Are Republican
OK, as current proof of my point, https://ift.tt/3jpQSob for the long link, but it completely proves my point. RACIST!Also, it is not uncommon for people to hold up highly offensive posters at rallies, speeches etc. For example, one said âImpeach the half-breed Muslimâ . Tell me again that that isnât racist. I also want to make the point that NOT ALL MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS! PEOPLE SHOULDNâT CARE IF THEIR PRESIDENT IS MUSLIM ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!! I actually know many Muslims and they are awesome and some of the nicest people on earth . Just because some Muslims screwed up doesnât mean that every Muslim is the same way. Donât pull the argument about slavery, the parties have morphed and current examples are better.
Read Also: Did Republicans And Democrats Switch Names
Democrats Or Republicans Who Do You Think The Happier Group Is Overall
Based on my unofficial research and that of some of our readers, the Republicans and Conservative Democrats appear to be the winners. Why do I say that?; Well, just by their demeanor. During interviews they generally seem to be the calmer, more respectable of the two. Republicans certainly arent perfect, and they certainly dont always have the right idea or say or do the right thing.; And, they tend to exaggerate a bit .
Analysis: A Reckoning On Racism Not For Many Leaders Of Gop
NEW YORK If the nation is in the midst of a historic reckoning on racism, most leaders of the Republican Party are not participating.
On the day last week that a jury convicted the police officer who killed George Floyd, Republicans in Washington focused much of their energy on condemning the longest-serving Black woman in Congress. In the days since, former President Donald Trump attacked what he called the racist rants of basketball icon LeBron James. And some of Trumps staunchest supporters on Capitol Hill are considering forming a new group that initially planned to champion Anglo-Saxon political traditions.
Beyond simple rhetoric, Republican state lawmakers are pushing forward with new voting restrictions that disproportionately affect people of color and are resisting legislation designed to prevent police brutality.
The moves reflect a stark political reality: As America grows more diverse, the Republican Party continues to be led almost entirely by white people, particularly men, who cater to an overwhelmingly white base. And despite fierce criticism from civil rights leaders and growing concern from business leaders who are traditional allies, many Republicans see no problem.
Its unfortunate that more in the Republican Party are not willing to stand up for what I would define as creating a more just and humane system, Martin Luther King III told The Associated Press. It makes you wonder if they really even care.
Passage remains uncertain, however.
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More Than Half Of Republicans Think Minorities Are Favored Over Whites In The United States
At its heart, the Black Lives Matter movement is focused on the ways in which racism is embedded in American law enforcement, resulting in a disproportionately large number of deaths of Black people at the hands of police. This idea that racism may be embedded in governmental or social systems is the crux of critical race theory. Racism, the theory postulates, isnt simply a function of racist people acting out against others because of their race. Instead, some of racisms most significant effects are felt from long-standing systems that have integrated, often invisibly, race-specific differences.
That the Black Lives Matter movement has been so successful at drawing attention to issues of race and racism, though, means that its much easier to notice complaints about systemic racism than it is to notice the racism itself. It means that there are good-faith but clumsy efforts to draw attention to issues of race that have little to do with critical race theory but which become a focal point of aggravation. It also means that groups that benefit from systemic advantages mostly White Americans may feel that they are the ones being criticized. If you dont see the purported racism but feel that youre being held to account for it, frustration would naturally result.
In 2017, fewer than half of Republicans said that minorities are favored over Whites. Now, a majority say they are.
But When You Watch The Republican In The Media Being Attacked The Majority Tend To Handle It With More Grace Then The Majority Of The Democrats
I dont think its because the Republicans have more money because the Democrats tend to be the wealthier group.; The majority of the richest people in the world are Democrats or Liberals.; Yet, they sure dont look like a happy group of folks .; I think a lot of people who are rich were their happiest when they were working hard coming up through the ranks and earning their money.; I also think sometimes the social issues they get caught up in when they become wealthy can be frustrating causing many people to lose their tolerance over time.
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Why Did The Debate Become A National Controversy
Arguably, a large part of the debate has been inflamed and muddled by the activism of a conservative documentary filmmaker named Christopher Rufo.
As detailed in an extensive New Yorker profile, Rufo built a cottage industry exposing government racial awareness training across the US. While doing so, he discovered the academic writing behind it â and set out to raise awareness about what he saw as an organised effort to âre-engineer the foundation of human psychology and social institutions through the new politics of raceâ.
He labelled all of the various episodes and instances he was cataloguing as examples of âcritical race theoryâ in practice, even though the academic discipline was not always an exact fit for what he was documenting.
âThe goal is to have the public read something crazy in the newspaper and immediately think âcritical race theoryâ,â he wrote . âWe have decodified the term and will recodify it to annex the entire range of cultural constructions that are unpopular with Americans.â
The term, he told the New York Times, made for the âperfect villainâ because it sounded academic, elitist, racist and divisive.
How far have African Americans come since 1960s?
Legislative as well as grassroots rebukes of public-school teaching labelled as CRT have cropped up around the country.
Because it is a concept, not a stand-alone subject, opponents have assembled lists to help parents identify what they see as harmful terms and topics in the classroom.
What Do Supporters And Opponents Say
Who Do YOU Think Is More Racist, White Democrats or White Republicans?
Thereâs a cartoon that circulates among critical race theory supporters showing children, one tall and one short, trying to peer over a fence to watch a baseball game. Equality, the illustration explains, is giving children the same sized box to stand on â with one child still unable to see over the obstacle. Equity, on the other hand, gives the shortest child the most boxes, so that everyone can see the field.
The idea of equity is to provide more to those who are perceived to have the greatest disadvantage in order to achieve better equality of outcome and to compensate for the historical wrongs of discrimination and systemic racism.
âA key part of the argument of critical race theory is that racism is endemic to American society because of the way society is structured,â says Lynn. Teaching with the framework addressed issues that âpeople have been trying to do for a long time to correct some of the problems we have in schoolsâ he says.
Itâs a view that animated affirmative action programmes â race-based preferences in hiring and college admissions â in the past, and currently influences everything from road repair in Oakland, California, to the Biden administrationâs vaccine outreach efforts.
He says the idea of âequityâ is more than just policy prescriptions, itâs about âabandoning the broad political philosophy that has traditionally held this country togetherâ.
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How Is Critical Race Theory Taught
How â and even whether â CRT is being taught is the subject of contention that lies at the heart of the current debate.
As a curriculum subject, critical race theory is largely the purview of university law schools and graduate programmes.
The concepts, however, have influenced historians, journalists and educators in school districts across the US who say they want to do more to teach the public about the US struggles with discrimination rooted in race.
One high-profile effort, the New York Times magazineâs 1619 Project, was a series of essays and articles that sought to âreframe the countryâs history by placing the consequences of slavery and the contributions of black Americans at the very centre of our national narrativeâ, per the paperâs description.
It received mixed reviews, including sometimes sharp criticism from historians who disputed its accuracy.
How the concepts translate into a public-school curriculum and teacher training have become the flashpoint of the CRT controversy.
An elementary school in Cupertino, California, for instance, asked third-graders to label their own power and privilege in an âidentity mapâ. At least 30 schools recommended that students should read Not My Idea, a childrenâs book that called racism âa white personâs problem and we are all caught up in itâ.
Instances like these have led to what has become an increasingly intense criticism.
Reaganâs Neshoba County Fair Statesâ Rights Speech
Aistrup argued that one example of Reagan field-testing coded language in the South was a reference to an unscrupulous man using food stamps as a âstrapping young buckâ. When informed of the offensive connotations of the term, Reagan defended his actions as a nonracial term that was common in his Illinois hometown. Ultimately, Reagan never used that particular phrasing again. According to Ian Haney Lopez, the âyoung buckâ term changed into âyoung fellowâ which was less overtly racist: ââSome young fellowâ was less overtly racist and so carried less risk of censure, and worked just as well to provoke a sense of white victimizationâ.
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There Is A Lot Of Flawed Logic Here
Anyone who equates conservative or Republican with racist is the exact thing they are projecting on others. Plain and simple.Racism is simply the lumping together of large groups of people and claiming they all have the same traits. Anyone who says that all conservatives are racist is exactly the same. The most racist people I have ever met have been liberals. But that doesnât mean I think all liberals are racists. Thatâs absurd. But you continue on making generalizations about people you donât even know. That just shows how tolerant and open-minded you really are.
When Minorities Vote Gop The Media Smears Republicans As Racists
The racism smears stink of fear.
Daniel Greenfield, a Shillman Journalism Fellow at the Freedom Center, is an investigative journalist and writer focusing on the radical Left and Islamic terrorism.
In just one week, the Washington Post churned out two op-eds on the same theme, âThe GOP is Now Just the Party of White Grievanceâ and âThe Republican Party is Making Jim Crow Segregationists Proudâ. The D.C. Democrat paper doesnt bother clarifying why Democrats from two generations ago would be thrilled that 1 in 5 black men voted for President Trump.
Ever since the election, the media has been beating its narrative drum with one message.
CNN howls that Republicans are the worst racists. The New York Times insists theyre even more racist than that. And MSNBC will counter that only white racists would vote Republican.
The most famous media exponent of the white grievance line is Stuart Stevens: Romneys senior strategist, who went on to join the Lincoln Project. Stevens claimed on MSNBC that the GOP, âwent down a path to embrace white grievance as its coreâ and that, âof the Americans who are 15 years and under, the majority are nonwhite. Theyâre gonna be nonwhite when they turn 18 and start voting and thatâs the end of the Republican party as we know it.â
My party obviously has an embarrassingly small share of African American votes, Senator Romney claimed after embarrassingly participating in a Black Lives Matter rally.
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Americans Who Say A Lot Has To Be Done To Ensure Equal Rights For All Split Over Whether Many Laws And Institutions Need To Be Completely Rebuilt
While half of Americans say that a lot needs to be done to ensure equal rights for all Americans, those who express this view are divided over what needs to be done.
A quarter of Americans say that to ensure equal rights for all Americans, most U.S. laws and major institutions need to be completely rebuilt because they are fundamentally biased against some racial and ethnic groups. A nearly identical share says while there are many inequities in U.S. laws and institutions, the necessary changes can be made by working within the current systems.
Overall, nearly six-in-ten Black adults say that in order to ensure equality for all Americans regardless of their racial or ethnic backgrounds, most major U.S. institutions need to be completely rebuilt because they are fundamentally biased against some racial and ethnic groups, while just 19% say necessary changes to address inequities can be made within the current systems; about two-in-ten say little or nothing at all needs to be done. Among other racial and ethnic groups, smaller shares overall say a lot more needs to be done; those who do are roughly evenly split between those who say changes can be made within current systems and those who think most institutions need to be completely rebuilt because they are fundamentally biased. As a result, Black adults are significantly more likely than Hispanic , Asian American and White adults to say most institutions and laws need to be completely rebuilt.
Democrats Are The Real Racistsand Minority Americans Are Taking Note
Who are the real American patriots?
Who are the real racists?
These two questions will play a big role in the 2020 election.
The left is desperate to turn any traditional patriotic appeal into an act of racism. The left is desperate to smear Republicans and moderate Democrats as racists.
This past week, between Sunday and Tuesday, CNN and MSNBC reportedly used the word âracistâ more than 1,100 times.
Part of this desperation is in the leftâs inability to debate the facts and their hope that strong smears can shame their opponents out of broaching the argument.
Part of this desperation is in the leftâs growing realization that President Donald Trump and the Republicans are beginning to attract minority support in a serious way.
The 2018 election was a watershed in the shift of minority voters toward Republicans.
Consider the example of the very left-wing African American female candidate for governor in Georgia, Stacy Abrams. She alienated enough African American males with her platforms that the Republican candidate got a significant percentage of African American male votes.
In Florida, a left-wing African American candidate for governor lost almost one out of five African American female votes because of his opposition to school choice.
All around the country, Trump is attracting Latinos to his rallies. There is strong support in the Latino community for job creation, income growth, small business prosperity and enforcing the law.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 1K+
IM SCREAMING WTF YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING genuinely canât believe i have more than 1000 of you actually liking my blog to the point of following me??!!! I have really bad updates LIKE REALLY BAD like for 2 and half months iâve been on tumblr iâve probably only been posting for 1 month and a bit. AND THE FACT YOU STILL ALL LIKE MY WRITINGS AND FOLLOW ME IS CRAZY!! i seriously mean it when i absolutely adore each and everyone of you following my blog like i love you guys so so much. and please donât be afraid to ever talk to me whether itâs on anon or message whether itâs about how annoying your life is, ranting, my writing, advice, questions, literally anything. i just love you guys sooooo much like wow i never even expected more than 100 followers like iâm mind blown.
so since it is a milestone and usually most blogs do something, i did prepare a present for my followers and another one for my mutuals because i love you all.
FOR MY FOLLOWERS: A NEW SERIES!!!!!
i know i have still my enemies to lovers series that i need to complete and i will do that but there will be a new series and YOU GUYS GET TO CHOOSE which one I write first either;
HeirsÂ
located in an expensive private school, wanna one is known as the Heirs. theyâre all extremely rich, good looking, talented and basically the kings of the school. each guy will have a girl that catches their eye, those girls will be you! from the quick witted and sassy scholarship student to the extremely rich ice princess who no one wants to even approach to the shy sweet nobody, one member will fall for you. choose to find out!
so will you choose the heirs??
Bodyguards
wanna one is a team of bodyguards assigned to people who need protection. over the years each and every one of them finds themselves falling for someone on the job. but falling in love isnât part of the job or is it? theyâll fall for you! from the presidentâs daughter to another intelligence agencyâs spy to even a princess, one member will fall for you. choose to find out!
so will you choose the bodyguards??
HOW TO CHOOSE
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WANT TO GIVE OUT A HUGE SHOUTOUT TO MY MUTUALS AS WELL AND ITâLL BE KINDA A FOLLOW FOREVER/RECS (itâll be long asf (like REALLY long) so iâll put it under keep reading) this will be in all three person sorry :(Â
EVERYONG: i love y'all sm we all so so crazy and we occasionally talk about writing but eh itâs really just a mess but making our gc was one of the best decisions i made on tumblr AND IM SO SORRY if i donât have you down below but iâm giving you all my love and appreciation rn here!!! BUT JUST LOVE YOU ALL!!
FIRST OF ALL SHOUTOUT TO DIAMONDÂ @woojiniee FOR ENCOURAGING ME TO START THIS BLOG I WOULDNâT BE HERE WITHOUT YOU. lol itâs weird how my blog started from helping you w your english homework on harry potter lmao. i genuinely love you so so much and i admire you, your works and your blog and just thank you for everything!
ALSO A HUGE SHOUTOUT TO JAS @perkwoojin!!!! MY ABSOLUTE LOVE AND MY BEST FRIEND!! jas youâve been here for me whether itâs irl problems or tumblr problems and youâve never judged me for anything iâve done. you are so so so special to me and i just love you soooo much i genuinely canât imagine not meeting you on tumblr. we hit it off right from the start and weâve only gotten closer. while the time difference may be annoying we still talk often and just thank you so much for always being there for me, love you loads!!!
MY SENPAIS (the people who inspired me to write and start this blog, i would literally check your blog for updates everyday before starting this blog) :
@imagineproduce101 genuinely think carina is the queen of writing in the pd101/wanna one fandom, sheâs blessed us with so many fics on such a regular basis iâve never talked to you personally and you probs have no idea who i am but just want to say thank you so much for inspiring me to write, your fics always made me feel so soft and fluffy i wanted to make other people feel that way so thank you!!!Â
fic recs: rivals (pleaseee do pt 2), what are you waiting for, let me love you, banana milk love, red bull, new beginnings, all of mafia aus, all of hp aus, all of vampire ausÂ
@woojiniee iâve already mentioned diamond^ but gonna mention her again cause she is one of my senpais LITERALLY SOOOO GOOD WRITING LIKE WTH PLEASE LET ME LIVE sheâs less busy now so IM WAITING FOR UPDATES GIRLL but seriously check out all of her fics will not be disappointed
fic recs: alpaca boy saves the day, crushing on you, jaehwan soulmate au, dating a park at a park
@wanna-request-oneâ such great paragraph writings mine will never live up to theirs writing is so amazing just so great if you want detailed long writing the best blog to go to all of them are AMAZING WRITERS congrats on 1.8K!!
fic recs: seongwoo soulmate, seongwoo brotherâs best friend, jaehwan college, I HATE YOU IM YOUNGMIN (literally so in love w this fic)
@wanna-one-scenarios amazing writer!!! so so so niceeee sheâs starting college rn so v busy i miss youuu we never get to chat but its okayyy BUT LIKE SHIT WRITING IS SOOOO ON POINT LIKE WTH just go through her whole master list wonât regret it
fic recs: DANIEL PRINCE AU!!! (like if yâall havenât read this missing out on sm), jongyun father au, sewoon enemies to lovers au
@wannaonestars love reading her writing such great bullet points and really good ideas ALSO SO JEALOUS that like short bullet points BUT CAN MAKE ME FEEL SO FLUFF like that is a skill pplÂ
fic recs: all of boyfriend series (like so fluff) ESPECIALLY SEONGWOOâS, jihoon soulmate, minhyun office au
@jsioos (was heochannies) MEIKE IS SO PRETTY AND NICE AND AN AMAZING WRITER LIKE WHAT HOW CAN YOU BE SO BLESSED has such a diverse range of works from scenarios to mtls to reactions so genuinely impressed with her blog like goals
fic recs: all of boyfriend series FOR EVERY SINGLE GROUP like sheâs amazing at those, and movie night with seongwoo
@ukulelewrites ALSO LONG ASS FICS AMAZING BLOG seriously such amazing writing love so many fics of hers DESERVES MORE ATTENTION AND FOLLOWERS and super sweet as wellÂ
fic recs: cherry pickerâs club, a fanta-sea, homerun and ephiany (itâs nct ten BUT SUCH AN AMAZING FIC NEED TO PUT IT ON HERE)
@kanggdaniell STEPH IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND SO NICE AND RLY BUSY AS WELL but amazing writer just love her writing so much she isnât as active as before but still should definitely check out master list cause so many amazing scenarios
fic recs: TSUNDERE (FUCK FUCK READ IT RN BEST SERIES FOR ME ON TUMBLR WOOJIN STANS COLLECT YOUR BOI), always in my heart, all of breakup scenarios, all of bad boy scenarios
ANOTHER SPECIAL SHOUTOUT TO IRIS AKA @alliwannado-w1 LITERALLY RELATES W ALL MY WRITING PROBLEMS ON A PERSONAL LEVEL IS THE ABSOLUTE SWEETEST CARES SO MUCH ABOUT HER WORKS, BLOG AND FOLLOWERS I LOVE HER WRITING AND ADMIRE HOW DEDICATED SHE IS TO POST SO REGULARLY just i rly should stop writing in caps but like just genuinely she is the princess of writing in the pd101/wanna one fandom and sheâs just so so amazing and all her writings are always so much fun to read like i love her so much but like no offence iris but youâre fucking crazy in the best way possible like to have so many wips like GIRL YOU NEED A BREAKÂ
fic recs: FUCKBOY SERIES (iris got all her fame from here lol jk), daniel werewolf au, jihoon soulmate au, jihoon vampire au, woojin youtuber au, woojin policeman au, jinyoung barista au, sewoon soulmate au, youngmin youtuber au gonna stop there cause iâll be listing her whole master list soon ;)
AMAZING WRITERS (just to give heads up have liked these recommended fics on another private account so if you like look at the likes and iâm not there thatâs the reason):
@daehwifiââ GENUINELY LOVE THESE TWO SO SO MUCH AND THEYâRE BOTH RIDICULOUSLY TALENTED and hella sweet like cutest married couple ik TIFFY thank youuu for always making me smile and MAE for being the sweetest angel but YOUR WRITING IS ALSO HELLA GOOD like great bullet point fics and regular updatesÂ
fic recs: bandaid guanlin scenario, movies ongniel scenario, skype calls jinyoung scenarioÂ
@deepdickdanielââ ARIANE EVERYONG GC MOTHER (auroraâs dad now) and the ultimate HOE for daniel but got guys chasing after her constantly SMH and all our gc is beautiful because of your genes ANYWAYS youâre also a good ass writer and if anyone wants bomb ass daniel fics FOLLOW ARIANES BLOG YALL
fic recs: doormat, all her soulmate aus especially taste, hiking w daniel
@dong-hyucksâ oKAY so jade has only like one fic on wanna one BUT SHEâS SUPER TALENTED AND SHE DOES SO MANY GROUPS like mutlifandom ASF AND I LOVE HER ALOTÂ
fic recs: daniel soulmate au, na jaemin spy au, iâm with you taeyong
@donghyxnsâââ IF YALL WANT MXM SCENARIOS/CONTENT THIS SHIT IS RIGHT HERE also has a lot of wanna one scenarios but maddie is the biggest donghyun fan ik and super sweet even though we havenât talked much!
fic recs: royalty au donghyun, actually all the royalty aus, Â TIC TOK WOOJIN SOULMATE AU, youngmin as your boyfriend
@ennergeticsââ RAE my favourite drunk aunt ever like super funny and nice and talking about bts is always great with you RAE YOU ALSO LIKE AN AMAZING WRITER and make me feel all sorts of stuff when i read your works
edit: fuck me im so sorry rae lmao idk if it was the fact i wrote this at 3am or I'm terrible speller originally or it was auto correct IDEK BUT ILYSM DONT HATE MEEEEE
fic recs: bad first dates, prince aus, woojin college/barista au
@fromwannaoneââ ANNIE A COMPLETE UTTER SWEETHEART WITH WRITING SKILLS which put me to shame and fic ideas are always sooo good too just fuck meeeee i love youuu and your writingÂ
fic recs: ALL HER SCHOOL SERIES which is like all members basically sooo, on rainy days, sweet like candy
@hiyawoojinââ RISSAAAA MY BABY MY PRECIOUSSSS I WANT TO PROTECT YOU AND HUG YOU AND LOVE YOU FOREVER but genuinely rissa is the sweetest person ik on tumblr and her sweetness is as equal to her writing BUT SINCE SHEâS A NEWBIE EVERYONE GIVE HER LOVE
fic recs: ALL OF THEM since thereâs about 4 but i like the woojin and the minhyun in particular hehehe
@hwinkinghwiââ XUAN WE BONDED INSTANTLY YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME SMILE AND LAUGH and we talk about the weirdest things but itâs still heaps of fun and xuan has short sweet bullet point fics which will warm your heart
fic series: both baejin fics: chicken first cuddles later, florist jinyoung, baker woojin, ___ as your boyfriend (all of them)
@jeonjeonggukksââ I LOVE ALEX SM SERIOUSLY SO SO SO FUNNY LIKE WTH and sooooo easy to slander BUT SHE IS MY MOTHER (well one of them) AND I LOVE HER SO SO MUCH AND SHEâS ALSO AN AMAZING ASS WRITER so yâall should read her writings
fic recs: shipped jonghyun scenario, our necklaces sungwoon soulmate au, why her why him woojin
@jihoonslatteeââ AHHH WE JUST STARTED TALKING CHI BUT I ALREADY LOVE YOU AND JUST WOW YOUR WRITING IS INCREDIBLE WISH I COULD BE YOU AND HAS SOOOO MANY FICS DONE LIKE IM SO IMPRESSED wow i did that in all caps but like JIHOON STANS WHO WANT JIHOON FICS like chiâs blog like 100% recommend also does reactions SO CHECK HER OUTÂ
fic recs: jihoon prince au (this was sooo good), daniel CEO both parts, seongwoo boyfriend au, jihoon soulmate au
@mongnielââ AURORA OUR SALTY ASS MOTHER/FATHER who leaves us regularly and is a daniel seongwoo stan (she says so at least) BUT LIKE GOTTA APPRECIATE HER ABILITY TO MAKE ME FEEL SO MUCH SHIT WITH HER ANGST also if y'all love angst daniel fics AURORAâS BLOG IS THE ONE FOR YOU
fic recs: BROKEN RECORD (heart BREAKING), no chance no way, in his dreams, no answer
@peachiejihoonieââ SAYS IN DESCRIPTION SHEâS BAD AT WRITING BUT THATâS RIDICULOUS her writing is sooooo good like not too many fics up BUT ALL OF THEM ARE AMAZING like what??
fic recs: demigod series, daniel fuckboyÂ
@perkwoojinââ IVE ALREADY MENTIONED JAS CAUSE SHES MY ONE ETERNAL LOVE but genuinely wtf so talented I AM SHOOK she does EVERYTHING like gifs, reactions, scenarios AND SHE HAS TWO OTHER BLOGS for the boyz and stray kids fans CHECK THOSE BLOGS OUT TOO
fic recs: basically everything but in particular wanna one as prom dates, wanna one reacting to you how to solve a rubix cube, and all her series which include: boyfriend, fallen angel, AND check out woojin badboy pt 1 & 2 and now ive literally listed her whole master list whoopss
@playfuldisasterââ CHRISTINE IS SUCH A SWEETHEART LIKE WOW genuinely like an angel AND I LOVE TALKING TO HER but she also has so many works up! WHICH NEED MORE ATTENTION cause theyâre so good
fic recs: and iâm here seongwoo, attention baejin, my boy lollipop baejin, sorry kang daniel
@producedwannaoneââ SO UNDERRATED LIKE WHAT HOW EVERYONE WAKE UP also honey I NEED A MASTERLIST like need to stalk your blog easily yooo but seriously such a great writer and a sweetheart xÂ
fic recs: wanna one seeing their donsaeng in their t shirt, naps with guanlin
@starrywintersââ SHEENA YOU HAVE SHARED MY PAIN OF HAVING SEONGWOO AS A BIAS WRECKER but like other than that you mean so so much to me you are positively brilliant in every single way AND DONâT TELL YOURSELF OTHERWISE seriously AND IT INCLUDES YOUR WRITING SKILLSÂ
fic recs: cute bandaids, minhyun college au, 7 minutes in heaven jihoon, hugs woojin, guanlin soulmate/vampire au
@wannabeoneââ just dammnnnn girl your writing is SO GOOD LIKE WHAT?? always makes me feel all nice inside just love reading your works fic recs: all of best friend lovers (like you will not be disappointed), kissing cuddling hugging wanna one
@wannamoonââ JUJU IK YOUâRE ON HIATUS AND YOU HAVENâT REPLIED TO MY MESSAGES CRI but i miss your baejin fangirl squealing and your posts which will be filled with sadness cause itâs you lmao BUT COME BACK SOON I MISS YOU AND I LOVE YOU but juju has such a good mix of fluff and angst fics and super unique and heart warming ideas
fic recs: crumble both parts guanlin, ALL HER LIFE AUS LIKE FUCK SUCH GOOD FLUFF, halcyon seongwoo, jihoon soulmate au
@wannaonescenariosâ SERIOUSLY SUCH GREAT SHORT FLUFF WRITINGS LIKE WHAT HOW I WISH and has a long ass masterlist WHICH IS AMAZING TO GO THROUGH just like go right now to her blog amazing writings IS AVAILABLE
fic recs: SOULMATE AU SERIES, dating series, college series (even tho itâs only youngmin), daniel cat cafe ownerÂ
@wannasoftimagineââ OMG SUCH AMAZING FICS BUT DOES ANYONE KNOW PHI WENT?? like she hasnât updated in 2 weeks? or replied to messages? like does anyone know?? but if sheâs on an hiatus without mentioning well idrk but phiâs works make me feel so so soft like super duper fluffy and always read them for a cheer upÂ
fic recs: ALL SOULMATE SERIES, classmate woojin, boyfriend woojin, and all of wanna one _____
@wannasseuââ CYN CYN OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PEOPLE CYN IS THE QUEEN OF ANGST if anyone says otherwise FITE ME drown in my tears whenever i read one of her angsts WHICH IS LIKE ALL THE TIME ugh cyn what are you doing to me BUT CONTRARY TO THE ANGSTY FICS SHE WRITES cyn is such a FLUFFY personÂ
fic recs: ALL HER EX BOYFRIEND SERIES especially seongwooâs (i ranted to cyn for a straight hour about that fic lol), custard kisses, arranged marriageÂ
@wannatalesââ GREAT SHORT FLUFFS THAT YALL WANNA READ RECOMMENDING FOR STANS OF MAKNAE LINE since writings are only maknae line works always makes me feel all fluffy and gooey insideeee
fic recs: JACKET GUANLIN (fuck such a cute scenarios canât deal), fool woojin, milk jihoon
@wannawriteââ SO MANY FICS FOR SO MANY FANDOMS but like the wanna one master list IS HELLA LONG havenât ever talked to admin N BUT I LOVE YOUUUUU LAETITA DATITA RISEEEE (is that how to spell it i canât even remember) BUT ANYWAYS soooooo good fics like always love reading them just genuinely great writings 100% of the time
fic recs: FLOWER BOY SERIES LIKE YESSS, vamp series, i latte you very much minhyun, bffs to bf daniel, colourless soulmate au woojin, this isnât part of the plot guanlin
@wanna-17ââ CATH OMG MY OLDER FUTURE TWIN IDEK i love you so so much and chatting you is always fun BUT you have so many mtls like wow I'm mind blown BUT YOUR FICS ARE ALSO SUPER GOODÂ
fic recs: wanna one first meeting series, and any of the mtls you want to know about
@whatabrightplaceââ AHHH TINA PLEASE PLEASE WRITE FOR WANNA ONE YOUR WRITING IS ALREADY AMAZING AND DONâT BE SCARED JUST TAKE A LEAP OF FAITH wow I'm being rly dramatic but idc i want to see you produce wanna one writing content (did you see what i did there ;) ) ANYWAYS i also wanted to tell you i love youuuu
fic recs: HER RECENT DANIEL SCENARIO FUCK stars + you for our precious mother ariane and basically everything on her masterlist even tho it isnât wanna one or pd101
@101scenesââ JUST CUTE ASF SCENARIOS (at least the ones iâve read) got me squealing and SOFT like such great writingÂ
fic recs: LATTE ART daniel scenario, guanlin soulmate au, ceo jihoon
TEXT BLOGS (not gonna do fic recommendations cause theyâre texts and itâs harder to choose specific ones):
@laignlinââ LILY I LOVE YOU AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU MORE LIKE TIME DIFFERENCE AND SCHOOL SUCKS but our chats are always the best and itâs always hella nice talking to you BUT YOUâRE ALSO A GREAT WRITER AND AMAZING TEXT MAKER so i ended up putting you in text author lol also IM STILL YOUR PROM DATE but everyone just read through all of lilyâs texts and scenarios cause theyâre all on point asf
@pwjinsâ I GENUINELY ADORE ALLISON BUT SHE HATES ME AND WE HAVE THIS BITCH FEUD THING GOING ON BUT WHATEVER I LOVE HER ALOT AND IK YOU GOING THROUGH A TOUGH TIME AND NEED A BREAK BUT LIKE IâM HERE FOR YOU TUMBLR HEREâS FOR YOU but i love allisonâs texts they always make me smile and laugh and like my heart literally warms SHE ALSO WRITES occasionally so check those out and i donât have any in particular but like the gc texts are always good and the CHANGING THE NAME LIKE LMAO thatâs also amazing just check it all out BUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ALLISONÂ
@texts101 YOUR TEXTS ARE SOOOO GOOD JUST THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR MAKING THEM like they never disappoint I LOVE the best friend, boyfriend, gc and name switch texts the most BUT LITERALLY ALL OF YOUR TEXTS ARE AMAZING and ik you taking a hiatus now SO PLEASE TAKE A GOOD REST AND FOCUS ON SCHOOL and donât stress at all cause all your followers will still be here and ready for your return
@w1talks ANGELA IK YOU DO SCENARIOS AND TEXTS but the scenario list was getting WAYYY TOO LONG to put you there anyways I LOVE YOUR TEXTS AND YOUR SCENARIOS your writing is amazing but your texts are also great LIKE MULTI TALENTED MUCH and I ABSOLUTELY ADORED wanna one finding you went on a date with jinyoung BUT I ALSO ABSOLUTELY ADORE YOUUU
INCORRECT QUOTES BLOGS (not gonna do fic recommendations cause theyâre quotes and there are hundreds):
@incorrect-produce101-quotesâ SUPER DUPER FUNNY and like totally could imagine your quotes being said by the guys and love how thereâs a lot of the pd101 guys as welllÂ
@incorrect-wanna-one-quotesâ you were one of the first blogs i followed and your quotes NEVER fail to make me at least smile like i have properly cracked up laughing on multiple occasions because of your quotes and i just feel like my day becomes a little brighter when i see you on my dash
TALENTED ASF GIF MAKERS:
@daewiâ just really nice and cute gifs which are soooo aesthetically pleasing together also all your reblogs are just great AND I ADORE YOUR HS YEARBOOK AWARD THEMESÂ
@defsouldanikâ LITERALLY IM IN SUCH AWE OF YOU LIKE THE GIFS YOU MAKE IS ALWAYS LIKE THE MOMENTS I WANT GIFFED?? and like all your got7 content makes me happy as well and just THE QUALITY IS SOOO GOOD AS WELL
@kimsjaehwanâ ONE OF MY ULT FAV GIF MAKERS always gifs are so nice and the gifs are always hella good quality just always makes me smile when i see themÂ
@kngnielâ YOU WANT BASICALLY PERFECT GIFS OF DANIEL HERE IS THE BLOG FOR YOU genuinely so many gifs youâve made of him smiling and just MAKES ME FEEL SOFTTTÂ
@ongeuigeonâ SUCH AMAZING GIFS WTF like the gifs in a set always match perfectly with each other in every way AND I LOVE IT WHEN YOU ADD YOUR OWN LITTLE COMMENTS IN it always make the gif that much betterÂ
@parkswoojin REALLY NICE GIFS and like you regularly make new ones so thank youuu for that and just really nice quality AND IN GENERAL A GREAT GIF BLOG TO FOLLOW
@park-woojinâ I LOVE YOU JUST FORÂ EXISTING AND MAKING WOOJIN GIFS LIKE all of your gifs are so nice and clean and great ass quality AND SINCE ITS WOOJIN i always smile my ass off whenever i see any of your gifsÂ
@rosybaejin AMAZING ASS GIFS LIKE WOWOOWOWOWOW mind fucking blown y'all AND also in general amazing blog to follow great baejin content
@sungwhoon really pretty high quality edits and gifs AND LIKE THE COLOURS ALWAYS LOOK AMAZING just so nice to look at your gifs
@woojinnies WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT YOU IN THIS FANDOM genuinely believe you are a staple piece of creating gifs in this fandom YOUVE MADE SOOOO MANY AND THEYâRE ALL SOOO GOOD like you have A GIFT just thank youuuu for making your gifsÂ
OTHER GREAT BLOGS:
@boo-jinyoungâââ summer youâre an amazing ass dancer like woah and totally a baejin stan even tho you deny it CONSTANTLY and you are a  complete sweetheart everyone follow for HELLA GOOD jinyoung and guanlin contentÂ
@crystalkpopâ I LOVE YOUUU THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH FOR BEING ONE OF MY BIGGEST SUPPORTERS AND LIKING/COMMENTING MY WORKS JUST I APPRECIATE YOU SO MUCH
@dearlydaehwi AMAZING DAEHWI CONTENT LIKE DAMN like i love seeing the smol soft bean and you DELIVER like all daehwi stand should follow you just daehwi overload in the absolute best way possible
@extraongdinary LITERALLY PROVIDES ALL THE SEONGWOO CONTENT I NEED and reblogs good ass content SO HAPPY ASF leah ily even tho weâve never talked you just ultra greatÂ
@fywannaoneâ JUST THANK THE LORDS FOR YOU best updates such great pictures literally donât need to follow any other blogs cause like SO FAST just constantly blessing me with wanna one content SO THANK YOUÂ
@ricepot-jisungâ I KNOW YOURE A WRITER BUT I HAVENâT HAD TIME TO READ YOUR WORKS which i bet are amazing AND TBH JUST FOLLOWED YOU BECAUSE YOU REPOSTED GOOD ASS CONTENT AND SEEMED SUPER NICE AND PERSONAL POSTS WERE RELATABLE ASF (whoops wrote all that in caps)Â
@soft-baejin BRI weâve barely talked since iâm never on the gc but youâre super duper sweet and nice and also have a really nice blog and you reblog really good jinyoung content and great content in generalÂ
@wooh00jin SUPER SWEET and adores woojin great ships and i bet you have so many flooding in when ships are open cause you put so much detail into them and GREAT WOOJIN CONTENT Â
@asongofmagicandtime | @sewnho | @lai-panlin | thank you for always being nice to me on the gc and I'm sad its not as active as before but all three of you are SUCH SWEETHEARTS and have GREAT ASS CONTENT on your blogs
MY FAVOURITE MUTUALS/CLOSE FRIENDS (which have not been mentioned above or i just felt like putting you here lmao):
@danielsoftgfâ DIAN YOU WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME NO MORE SENDING GIFS OF KOOKIE TAE N WOOJIN LIKE YOU RLY WANNA KILL ME but you so so soft for daniel itâs sweet but also so easy to exploit hehehe but i can see seongwoo just around the corner ;) but genuinely love your blog itâs so so so nice and chatting with you is the best I LOVE YOUUUU
@hyucklandâ OKAY IK WE JUST STARTED TALKING TINA AND I HAVENâT GOT THE CHANCE TO STALK YOUR BLOG YET so i canât really properly comment on anything BUT ONE THING I CAN is that youâre an absolute sweetheart and you made me feel SO MUCH BETTER with your messages BUT IK WEâRE GONNA BECOME HELLA CLOSEÂ
@jaehwansspookywife LUCY LUCY LUCY you are the funniest person ever you are so nice and sweet and hilarious and conversations never get boring w you we donât talk THAT often but when we do i always genuinely enjoy it love youuuuu ALSO OBSESSED W JAEHWAN DONâT LET HER i donât think heâs cute FOOL YOU
@kpopsincejune07â JEN I LOVE YOU you were one of my first fans and youâve been a huge supporter ever since AND WE BECAME CLOSER and talk when our stupid time zones all us lol and please donât stress about work and take care of yourself also thank you for always reposting great fics BUT IM WAITING ON YOURSSS PLEASE PLEASE POST YOUR FIC i am waiting till this day for it ily
@ongsecngwooâ GINNY MY LOVEEEEE i always love talking with you our conversations are always good and hella fun even tho we end up replying hours/days after EH ITS TIMEZONES but also i love your blog itâs so pretty AND THE CONTENT YOU REBLOG just yes yes yes also DONT STRESS ABOUT SCHOOL TOO MUCH AND YOU BETTER TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF but also you havenât replied to my messages in ages so i hope everythingâs okay?? i just love you loads :)))
@parkkwoojin ace we donât talk as much as before but I STILL CARE AND LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH youâre soon easy to slander but since i promised to be sweet iâm being sweet hehehe BUT GENUINELY YOU POST BOMB ASS GIFS AND ALWAYS IMPRESSED BY THEM and your gifs of woojin OOFT MY HEART DIESSSS just thank you for existing
@porkjeojang SUMMER OMG SUMMER YOU ARE SUCH A SOFT SWEETHEART WHICH I LOVE SO MUCH but you can also be one HELL OF A BITCH sometimes ya know?? also she says sheâs loyal to jihoon but IVE SEEN HER EYEING DANIEL UP but she super multi talented making pixels, gifs, mood boards and writing scenarios LIKE TEACH ME YOUR SECRETS but i love you so much and without you my dashboard wouldnât be complete
@spooky-jihoon NAIA IK WE AINâT THAT CLOSE BUT YOU WERE ONE OF MY FIRST MUTUALS I TALKED TO sooo i put you here hope you donât mind I MISS YOU A LOT youâre a literal angel AND PROBABLY THE MOST DEVOTED JIHOON FAN I KNOW like jihoon content right here ppl right here and ik you wonât see this after your hiatus BUT I LOVE YOUUÂ
@wannablâ okay hana we havenât talked in fucking ages cause i felt like you just didnât really want to chat ya know? especially cause youâre so so busy w irl stuff but like i do really really miss you and iâve actually sent a few anons saying that i do miss you and wanting to see how youâll react never got a reply :( but genuinely in awe of how easily you make friends and that you have so many different types of works and iâm so glad you have so many people that recognise that like your anons (and iâm sorry if i was too overly jokingly bitchy) and everyone just go through her master list or just check out her blog cause genuinely such a funny person and has amazing content on there
@wanna-one MERVE youâre my sister/protecter from all things bad (like makeout scenes lmao) but even though you âhateâ daniel you have your sweet ASF moments about him you basically confess you love everything about him AND SO MUCH DANIEL CONTENT ON YOUR BLUG BUT youâre always tired and stressed and i wish you were decently okay and happy but remember youâre so sweet ridiculously smart AND i still need to see a photo of you anyways i love you sooooo much and so does daniel ;)
@woojinstinygf OMG KITTY YOU ARE SUCH A SWEETHEART AND PROBABLY THE MOST DEVOTED WOOJIN FAN IK (sorry all those woojin stans out there but like kitty takes it to ANOTHER LEVEL) i always love chatting w you and you always make feel so soft and happy ANYONE WANTS WOOJIN CONTENT OR SWEET WORDS OR ANYTHING ABOUT WOOJIN OR STRAY KIDS LMAO FOLLOW N MESSAGE KITTY (not actually her irl name but she tells ppl to call her that soooo ya)
IM SORRY IF I MISSED YOU PLEASE PLEASE MESSAGE ME SO I CAN ADD YOU ONTO THE LISTÂ
I LOVE YOU ALL BUT AGAIN VOTE!!!! MAGU MAGUUUUUU!!!!
#@MUTUALS WHY I DIDNT REPLY TO MESSAGES I WAS DOING THIS#THIS WAS EXHAUSTING#IT TOOK ME HOURS#IM SO DONE#BUT ALSO SUPER PROUD I FINISHED#ANYWAYS#I LOVE YOU ALL#THANK YOU SO MUCH#PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE VOTE#wanna one#wanna one scenarios#wanna one imagines#produce 101#produce 101 scenarios#produce 101 imagines
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okay: it was so good. i didn't cry but i was tearing up.Â
honestly i was kinda drunk n also feeling the music so i couldn't tell but the crowd seemed pretty bad. i was like dancing so intensely that i wasn't super paying attention tho. i 100 percent looked stupid bc i do not kno how to dance but i do not rly give a fuck its like if someone was gawking at me idgi bc it's like. why dont U just focus on enjoying the music too bro!! also there was the obligatory indie concert straight couple behind me that was doing that grinding dance and the girl was sort of a bitch. i left my spot for a second between the opener and beach house to pee and when i came back she was all like oh u want ur spot back right in this weird way so i was like okay.. can u not grind w ur man like. a foot behind me?? also i think she was like bitching very loudly ab how my backpack was apparently bumping into her while she danced w her pube beard bf but i couldn't tell and it's like um.. if u want me to stop moving just tell me? im nice? (before the concert i asked this tall dude to move to the side a bit bc i couldn't see and checked w a short person next to me to make sure that they still could see if the tall guy moved so its like.. it's not like im a bitch and u kno that!) but it was so good. i kind of wish i acc voted on the poll they had on the site (and also like spammed it w votes to mess w the percents lol) bc the songs ppl chose from voting were sort of meh. i wish i could've heard levitation n master of none live bc i have a lot of emotions associated w them! but it was so good.
the entire time i was like. i need to live more in the moment because this is what being alive is supposed to be like. i always kind of am apprehensive ab concerts bc of how boring crowds tend to be but i was like. this is just ab me and the music! and because i was thinking that i had such a magical time. its just. i dunno. so i started getting into beach house when i was 17/18 and so like at that point i only knew their popular songs. and the first semester of my freshman year i had a lot of stuff going on and i essentially had a panic attack the whole semester. stuff as small as showering could make it way worse. and the only thing i could listen to was the few beach house songs i knew. anything else or like trying to listen to new music would make me feel physically sick bc id be panicking more. i just was overstimulated extremely easily. and whenever my panic attack got super bad id just listen to space song over n over again. so as much as i like their other stuff i mostly wanted to hear like. the songs from that time live. and it was just. so good to hear some of them. like when space song was on i was like. ive come so far and this music has gotten me thru so much and i feel so alive n im so happy to be here. it was so incredibly beautiful. it really changed my view on concerts. as much as it's nice to like be w a group of people that like seems like they want to be at said concert as much as u HAHA i think ultimately it is ab the connection u have w the music. a communal feeling can heighten it but it's not necessary. i don't know anyways it was so magical. i just hope that it'll be easy for me to grab onto that feeling of pure joy again to remind myself to live less passively
i did not know this fucking concert had seats đđđđ
#diary#also like i am proud of myself bc i showed up fifteen mins before the concert n i usually try to show up 1.5 hours before n#i was kind of beating myself up bc the line was soo long but ultimately i was still able to get the spot i like to get and like get a drink#before the concert n whatnot so#also like my fucking phone died after the concert bc it was so cold outside n it was so scary#bc they wouldnt let me back into the building but there was a bar nearby and the bouncer#was so sweet n he let me stand inside while i waited for my lyft
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EPISODE 1:Â
HOH: CHRIS
EVICTED: REHDER 15-0
KORI:Â
My first Diary Room, I'm really loving the cast right now. Haven't talked to Dem, Chris, Andrew, Rheder, Silence, Madison or Kristine yet since they have yet to be on. Hoping this was more of a some people were kindof busy or just couldn't stay up for Cast Reveal and NOT a Oh we're all gonna be a bunch of inactive bitches. Emma talked about being UTR with our relationship and actually work together this ORG for the first time after 2 times failing to do so. Dunno if that's gonna work out, but hey third time's the charm maybe. Eve and Jess are icons as per usual I'm excited to finally be playing a game with them. Eve is suggesting a possible Jackbox Alliance, we'll see if that's like an actual thing I feel like that's the easy thing though and I don't know if that's what I actually want. I definitely plan to ride with that for a little while though. Gwen is sweetheart, she seems like a Discord noob, hoping that's not like a face personality to make her seem more endearing. I'm hoping to get good with Tawni and Mackenzie, meanwhile Brien, Austin, and Nicky I'm pretty medium with so far. I'm HOPING I can like develop good relationships with all of them. But like the female side of this cast is stacked, and the men kindof leave a lot to be desired so far. Hopefully when the other half wakes up I'll get a feel for them some more.
KORI:Â
So, it's been not even 5 hours, I'm now in 2 alliances, one which is like not even remotely serious because Nicky just put everyone in the VC in an alliance... which is wild. Chris and Kristine came on, Chris is... interesting, for some reason I don't get good vibes from him. Something about his tone or the way he talks. He isn't really saying anything wrong, but at least on VC I don't get good vibes at all. Kristine seems like a sweetie, she's from MI too so I feel like we COULD have tons to talk about. Who knows though. Maybe she's a fake betch, only time will tell. (But hopefully she's a real one.) Still waiting on those others to get online at some point though, I need to feel EVERYONE out and so far there's still too many people that I have like no fucking clue on.
NICKY:Â
i honestly donât know anyone and iâm paranoid to not be on call cuz they probably talking shit about me
JESS:Â
Question of the day: Why are there so many straight white males here?!
AUSTIN:
Iâm super excited to be in this season of board game big brother! Iâm trying to have conversations with every houseguest and make a good first impression but itâs hard to keep 17 conversations going at the same time. Also the first head of household competition has begun! I donât want to win the first HOH because I donât want a target on my back this early.
REDHER:
**DIARY ROOM THINGAMAJIG**: I feel that I could definitely make my move. My experience with survivor definitely suits good here. Kori, Eve, and Andrew were quick to contact me and negotiate. I feel like I could definitely use my age as an advantage ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ. Only one Iâm not liking rn is eve she just comes on too hard but nothing really too bad yet.
JESS:
So... hmmm.. this game is.. interesting? so far? I've already been attacked by the hosts and the majority of this cast. Don't @ me but... pineapple does NOT belong on pizza! In all seriousness... this is a WEIRD group of people. Some new faces, old faces, and a bunch of unknowns. My game plan in all honesty as of right now is to let Eve think she can control me. She is one of the few people I know in this game so I kind of have no choice but to work with her while I put in the ground work with others. I want her to think I'm one of her "minions" so she thinks I'm useful and I'll do whatever she wants for now... Big personalities are sinking ships in Big Brother so gotta come up with that plan B for when Eve (probably) falls. BUT i'm kind of just trying to take this a bit slow and trying to talk to everyone right now so no brain power required. PS: I refuse to touch that HOH with a 10 foot poll. Let's do a mini little trust list? 1. Jess 100. Everyone else I don't trust any of these hoes.
KRISTINE:
So happy that Chris got HOH we came into this game together hoping one of us would win HOH and thatâs exactly what happened. Iâm 100% confident that Iâm not going to be nominated!!! We worked together and I gave him as much information as I could. We both did. It worked perfectly. And he made himself the bigger target anyways.
MACKENZIE:
Iâm a LIIIIITLE mad i came close to winning and didnât but itâs okay bc i Kinda didnât want too idk hxjsjzjz does chris exist though? i swear i havenât seen him online HHHH
CHRIS:
How did I win the HOH. Not only do I have power but I also have no idea what I am doing. I am a dog trying to mix chemicals or trying to use a computer while being blindfolded and having one arm tied to my leg. I am more than happy and excited to be the first HOH but I know that brings a gigantic target on my back when I have to nominate two people. I want to make a huge move and take out any big bodies there are earlyBut I have learned that that isnât a good scenario to start with. Hopefully Iâll have a better idea of who I want to vote for tomorrow when I talk to my closest allies which is just me and myself so looks like Iâm talking to myself everyone. Well I want to go figure this out now hope yâall have a good time
KORI:
Chris is apparently VERY lucky somehow snagging the first HoH despite seeming to not really talk with anyone. So I'm honestly kindof annoyed would've preferred a Mackenzie or Eve win but not much I can really do but shut my trap and suck up in a way that doesn't seem blatantly fake. He's currently talking to me about wanting to target big and talkative people. "Fuck the VL as it were." So RIP Eve probably. I won $20 in that little task which is fun. I'm HOPING telling the Jackbox Crew wasn't a mistake, I hope the $20 isn't going to be a major reason for anyone to want me to go, especially since it's like, such a minor amount of money I feel like especially when you look towards the long term. I want to trust that group for right now though. Overall this HoH situation kinda sucks since we're probably going to lose a personality, and even more likely it'll turn out to be someone I like. Guuuhhh.
NICKY:
omg itâs joshua bassett birthday!!! periodt!! me remaining unbothered in jail because my mentions are off heheheheh
AUSTIN:
So.... nominations are tonight. Iâm feeling pretty good because Iâve been chatting with Chris and we seem to be getting along. We are going to try to get a group of seven people together so we have numbers for the following weeks, but anything can happen, after all this is big brother!
BRIEN:
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WILLIAM:
So obviously I'm pissed that I am nominated.... Like wtf did I ever do you, but in a way it is my fault... I have been sick the last few days and have just been laying in bed. Also I love how out of everyone in the game Chris was the one person I did not talk to before the HoH.Â
NICKY:
literally these people are so fucking annoying- iâll just hop online for like 5 seconds and say nothing and all of sudden half of the cast is my dms like hey hi good morning
EMMA:
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GWEN:
Fuck Cheatham This is my first official DR. I am at my momâs house and I left my computer at home, so this will probably be shorter than usual. Yay for phones. Looks like Rehder will be the evictee tonight. Unfortunately, he did not reach out to me until like a day after the veto comp. Can I put emojis here? If I could it would be rolling eyes emoji. The uuuuuuhhliance is...it exists. Will stay loyal until I canât I guess. The Mandela Monocles is where it is at. I feel bad that Silence got roped in my Rehder and Will for another alliance...he didnât ask for it. I hope it doesnât come back and bite him. Me and Kori are Left Phalanges. We will win. K thanks byyyeee
TAWNI:
Iâm sick. I have no energy. I probably should have done this earlier but I wasnât planning on being sick. I honestly donât even know who is nominated. Neither one has messaged me soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.Â
REHDER:Â
Iâm doing not too good. William and Silence are confirmed and they are branching out, everyone else Iâve talked too is going with the house and Iâm currently trying to convince them that the house is with me but idk. Probably exiting after tonight. It was a good run but I guess Iâm only good at survivors. Anyways, I hope I get to stay in
NICKY:
iâm concerned about a couple things 1. everyone telling me iâm safe 2. everyone acting like they are in an alliance with everyone and everyone knows the plan so even if iâm safe- it feels like everyone in some big alliance and that doesnât work well with me
WILLIAM:
I've got 2 things to say!!! IM SO PUMPED THAT I HAVE WON VETO!!! WOOOOOO. I do trust alot of people in the house but I feel much better being able to save myself and be here another week.... Also I dont know what Rehder's strategy is but it ain't working đđ Hes texting me all these people who's votes he has and doesnt and another list of those who I have to text for him! What!!!!! Also I dont know if he knows but half of his list he gave plan on voting him out tonight â
BRIEN:
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KORI:
Well as it currently stands Rehder SHOULD be going home. Which is a shame in some ways he seemed like a nice kid... messy, but still nice. I've tried pulling back a bit since Kristine mentioned that someone views me as a social threat. Not sure that's totally accurate, but if someone is viewing me that way I need to carefully and meticulously figure out who that person is, and kick their ass to the curb. As it currently stands I think the 2 3 people I'm struggling with the most as far as conversation is Dem, Tawni, and Chris. Eve seems to think Chris is under their mist, which I mean go off, like its gonna be funny when Chris wins HoH 6 weeks from now and is ready for that #Chaos he wanted for this week. My #2 right now is probably Gwen. While I do love Eve and value their partnership, I can't help but feel like I'm replaceable for the whole Jackbox Crew. I'm still not looking to make a move any of the next couple of weeks, we'll have to see how the game progresses to know where exactly I'll go. It's also still just the first week, so my opinion on everything may very well change, the game is just starting and I'm raring to pop anyone who crosses me.
EVE:
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ANDREW:
watching the cast videos now im going to give you my thoughts 1. i wanted to barf watching nickys 2. gwen is a bad bitch i hope she wins 3. omg i feel so dumb cuz i was talking to austin like we was 13 cuz i thought he was honestly .... and hes not.. hopefully i can recover. but idc. hes a little boring but sweet. 4. i hope mackenzie is nice to me. 5. fuck yeah jess lets chug a beer together 6. WILLIAM....Bowling With Buddies....Im going to nominate him if I win. 7. Kristine is the second prettiest here, next to me. Hope she wins too :heart: Shes adorbs :heart: 8. silence is cool i want to work with him 9. SHUT THE FUCK UP BRIEN actually nvm i kinda like him i wanna work with him I've talked to Chris a decent amount prior to him winning hoh so im feeling kind of good that i wont be nominated but i dont want to get comfortable because bitches are wild around here. My HoH performance.....FUcking embarrasing. Especially since people were asking me if i wanted to win and i was like yeah why not Austin proposed an alliance with me yesterday and i was just kinda like yeah i mean iâm open to anything that has safety involved and then today he told me he also talked to chris prior to hoh about creating an alliance with me and him called the gents, which is a fuckin hideous name i had no idea that he was going to ask ppl to join in on shit i thought it was kinda just gonna be a low-key u got my back i got urs but i mean chris is in a position of power so itâs definitely not the worst thing for my game, i just hope austin isnât making himself look like a fool in the process of trying to make these connections because he is also saying my name to chris and i just donât want to be openly associated with anybody yet if chris isnât on the same page yknow But right now iâm just going to ride the waves i donât really want to challenge anyone or anything just yet
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A World Too Late - Chapter 1
Summary: Goro Akechi never slipped up. They never figured out he could understand Morgana at the TV station, and they never anticipated what he was to do. Akira Kurusu is dead. He died for real, and the whole world believes it was a suicide. Even the Phantom Thieves don't know what happened and are terrified of the possibility that he actually took his own life. But they aren't as weak as they were expected to be. Instead of going into hiding, they make plans on their next move and make a bold retaliation in an effort to show they are not defeated. While they try to find out what actually happened to Akira, more and more of the world they never really understood starts to unravel.
Content Warnings: Assumption of Suicide, Murder, Guns, Betrayal
Relationships: None
Also on AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11895276/chapters/268693
Chapter 1: Todayâs Breaking News
Phantom Thieves Group Topic: Last Night
Futaba: we need to talk about this
Ann: GodâŚ
Yusuke: I still can't believe what happened.
Haru: He'll be okay, right?
Makoto: The police surely couldn't force him into anythingâŚ
Ryuji: How the hell do we know?! They're corrupt, remember?
Makoto: There would be a video cameraâŚ
Haru: Could Futaba hack into it?
Futaba: its not that simple, it would take me way too long even if i tried
Yusuke: Could we recover the footage in another way?
Futaba: then youd have to actually get into the police station
Ann: All of this is just guessing, tooâŚ
Ryuji: This is effed up.
Makoto: I think my sister will be questioning himâŚ
Haru: Can we plan some sort of escape?
Ann: It'll be fine if he hasn't confessed, right?
Makoto: They already know his name and face⌠If we free him, he'll have to go into hiding.
Yusuke: This is going nowhere. We should talk in person.
Futaba: i guess youre rightâŚ
Makoto: This afternoon at the hideout?
Ann: Iâll have to cancel plans, but okay.
Haru: See you guys there.
(End of chat log.)
Futaba Sakura put down her phone, staring up at the ceiling. Her wide array of computer screens were laid out before her, but she wasn't interested in what any of them were displaying. One of them showed a continuous news broadcast, and she was waiting for a certain person's name or face or even existence to show up on it. She wondered bitterly when they would announce the brave apprehension of the leader of the Phantom Thieves, parading around their 'justice' as worse things went on below the surface. There was something else on one of her monitors - the Phantom Aficionado website. She glanced at the poll, consistently going down. She wondered how it would fare once the news about Akira became public. It didn't even seem possible for it to go lower, but people always surprised her.
Futaba jumped when there was a knock on her door, and she heard the distinct voice of Sojiro, "Futaba, please tell me what happened. Where's Akira? Do I have to call the-" "No! Don't call the police," she replied, knowing she would have to tell him soon. She could just let him find out from the news report, but it felt rather cruel and impersonal just to leave it to that. Though he didn't show it all that often, Sojiro clearly cared about Akira more than he would admit. Futaba had been putting it off because she was scared of his reaction, but he needed to know. She nervously got up, and opened the door. He was looking at her with a stern yet somewhat worried expression.
Futaba sighed, "Last night⌠We were doing a mission for the Phantom Thieves." The name clearly made him tense up, and when she didn't seem eager to continue, he asked, "Is that it? What happened?" Steeling herself, she said, "Um⌠We were doing a mission. And we made a mistake, so he distracted the people trying to catch us, and, well⌠He got caught by the police." "He what?!" Sojiro exclaimed. "We don't know anything except that he's being questioned right now, we just need to wait and see what happensâŚ" she said. After the initial shock, he frowned and sighed, "You've really screwed yourselves over, you know that? ...Do you think he's going to reveal your identities?" She shook her head, "There's no way. He's Akira."
Sojiro understood. He said, "Are the rest of you coming over?" "Yeah. This afternoon," she replied. His expression was troubled, "Be careful, okay? I don't want you getting into the same situation⌠Is he going to show up on the news? They may keep his identity a secret or even not announce it at all." "I don't know, none of us know. I've been keeping my eye on the news all day, they'll have to say something about it." Futaba looked down and started to close her door again, but not before Sojiro said, "Don't get arrested, kid."
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Phantom Thieves Group Topic: Boss
Futaba: i told sojiro what happened
Haru: How did he react?
Futaba: ok⌠he's not angry or anything
Ryuji: That's good, at least.
Ann: I don't think Boss had any chance of reacting badly.
Futaba: well, i wasnt sure. when he found out about us being phantom thieves, he wasnt too impressed
Yusuke: At least this is one victory.
Futaba: nobody asked you, inari
Makoto: Anyway, this topic made me wonderâŚ
Makoto: Is there any chance Akira would reveal our identities?
Futaba: sojiro mentioned this. i dont think so, hes not that kind of person
Haru: Agreed.
Ryuji: There's no chance in hell.
Makoto: They could do something to force it out of him⌠It's the same with a confession.
Makoto: I know a few of the things they do, and it's not pretty.
Yusuke: I think he has enough willpower to pull throughâŚ
Ann: I trust him. He'd never do that.
(End of chat log.)
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When the afternoon came, the Phantom Thieves began to arrive at Leblanc. Instead of going up into Akira's room as they usually did, they sat in one of the booths. There was something a bit uncomfortable about it, now. Besides, there were no customers at that moment so they didn't have to worry about accidentally revealing their identities. Morgana had gone to Haru's house for the night, though Futaba did offer for him to stay at Sojiro's house. The man had made coffee for his daughter exclusively, remarking that there were too many of them and none were paying. The TV was louder than usual, and they could all hear the everyday news. It still seemed that it wasn't going public, which only made them feel more tense, as if something terrible had happened and the officials didn't want to tell the masses about it.
Ryuji was making short, stiff movements, "Can't they just announce it and get it over with?" Biting her lip, Makoto replied, "We can't rush it. They might announce it now, or announce it in a week. Maybe they want to question him first, or get a signed confession." "They don't have anything without a confession, right?" Morgana jumped onto the table. "Well, they caught him in the act, but the whole story is still a little hard to believeâŚ" Haru noted. Morgana said, "Well, that's been bothering me - the whole catching him in the act thing. How did they know what to do? Is there someone in the police force with access to the Metaverse? Why haven't they used it until now?"
Makoto frowned, "Well, there's another option, isn't there? It's possible, but I don't really want to believe it. ...What if we were betrayed?" The possibility hung in the air, an unwanted, uncomfortable weight. The idea that there could've been a betrayal - that somebody among them weren't who they said they were was disquieting. But despite it being painful to even consider, it was a needed possibility. If they didn't regard it, then they might not be able to discover why Akira Kurusu had been caught by the police. Yusuke said, "How would we find out who did it?"
Morgana was pacing across the table, "Well, I have a bit of an idea of who it could be." When nobody replied, he continued, "I might as well just say it⌠Where's Akechi?" Everyone had been preoccupied, and completely missed the newest member's absence. It was a fair point, considering he had only just joined and hadn't contacted any of them since last night. "I'll contact him now," Makoto brought out her phone.
To: Goro Akechi
Makoto: Akechi? Where are you? Why aren't you at our meeting?
Makoto: We have reasons to suspect you as a traitor.
Makoto: They're not much, but please reply so they can be eased.
When Morgana pointed out that speculating without evidence wouldn't end well, they sat in tense silence for a few minutes. This was broken by the newcaster announcing that the police had released a statement saying they had apprehended the leader of the Phantom Thieves. Their heads immediately whipped up, needing to take in every detail that the police were willing to make public. The broadcast described what they already knew, how he was caught in the act last night, he was a student, and he currently on probation. As it went on, everyone relaxed a little, the tension of awaiting the announcement gone. "I guess now we'll just have to wait for more information," Yusuke sighed.
Sojiro seemed to be glancing up at the monitor every few seconds while washing dishes. As the news went on, there was more and more misinformation. They were talking about how the Phantom Thieves had been the ones to kill Kunikazu Okumura (they hadn't) and how they had caused all the mental breakdowns (which they definitely hadn't). Though they were used to the rampant assumptions, it still was annoying to see them so widely accepted by everyone despite the little basis they had. Futaba checked her phone, then told everyone, "And yet again, our 'innocent ranking' has gone down." The way she said sounded like it was trying to be humorous, but there was a slightly agitated undertone. That was how most of them felt, wanting to keep the mood up at least somewhat, but really not able to.
At least there was some good news - he hadn't yet revealed the identities of any of them, or any other accomplices like Takemi or Iwai. They hadn't expected him to in the first place, but there was mild relief in the fact that whatever horrible torture methods they were using weren't bad enough to get him to confess their identities. He was staying strong, as they Joker they knew. The man on the TV announced there was 'breaking news' once more, and they all looked up to see whatever he had to say. It was quick, matter-of-fact, and completely emotionless. They went on to another segment to discuss it almost immediately. There were no condolences, explanations, or apologies. After all, wasn't it all so simple?
Akira Kurusu, the leader of the Phantom Thieves, their friend, had committed suicide.
There was terrible silence that first took hold of the cafĂŠ when this was announced. There was no way it was true, they didn't know themselves! It had just been announced on television, and they hadn't actually seen his body hit the ground, or heard his final words, or been told by him that he was to die. This was probably some elaborate trick to fool the public into thinking the 'threat' was gone so they could complete palaces without being watched by the police or the public eye. "T-This can't be true," Ryuji said. Ann muttered, "Of course it isn't. H-He wouldn't do this. There's no way heâŚ" Morgana said, "They're lying! He could never do something like this." The program continued on. It talked about how this probably was because he didn't want any information to get out about how he did it, or who he was working with. They said that he had stole the guard's gun, shot them, then shot himself. Someone from a hastily-constructed interview said that he was a coward and had deserved to die for the terrible things he had done.
Sojiro stared up at the screen, "This has to be a joke." "What if he tricked them?! What if he faked his death, so he could go off the radar, and nowâŚ!" Futaba offered hurriedly. She hastily took out her phone and stared at the screen, waiting for a phantom message. Haru was shaking, her eyes were affixed on the television, "He planned this, I know itâŚ" Going almost completely pallid, Yusuke whispered, "Someone like him⌠Would never do that." Makoto simply held her hand over her mouth, unable to talk.
They all had to believe that this was just another one of his over-the-top ploys. Soon, he would turn up, smiling, safe and sound, and without a hole in his head. They knew him for his unprecedented plans, his unreadable mind, his unexplainable ideas. But there was something brutally simple about what had happened, something that didn't exactly fit into strategies of his calibre. Despite his wild tendencies, there would always be a word to them, assuring them not to worry, that he had it all figured out. Where was it? Even if he hadn't been able to communicate it, he was Akira. He found some way to do things that wouldn't make his teammates stare in shock and horror without any explanation. Maybe they were overestimating him for what he was, maybe there was no genius way to get out of this situation other than a bullet to the head. But there was a single question left. How could he do this? How could he do this to everything they had stood for? How could he do this to himself? How could he do this to them?
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To: Akira Kurusu
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Why havent I lost weight after exercising? You asked Google heres the answer | Kate Carter
Every day millions of internet users ask Google lifes most difficult questions, big and small. Our writers answer some of the commonest queries
Honestly? The short answer is more than likely that you are consuming more calories than you are expending.
Of course there is a little more to it than that. It helps to know what type of exercise you are doing, how long you are doing it for, and at what intensity. But, for the vast majority of people, it is not the exercise part that matters most. Its what you eat. When it comes to weight loss, a good diet trumps exercise every time.
How much are you eating?
It might not be an easy truth, but study after study shows that people consistently underestimate the amount of calories that they consume. They forget the handful of nuts, or the cans of soft drink, or even just the fruit to tide them over to tea. Research from Harvard Medical School published in the BMJ found that, of more than 3,400 customers polled at fast food chains, more than a quarter underestimated calorie content by at least 500 calories. And over time that adds up along with the pounds.
Another thing worth considering: as well as underestimating calories consumed, most people tend to overestimate how much they burn through exercise. In a Canadian study, a group of recruits were told to eat the number of calories they thought they had just burned by working out. They ate two to three times as much.
Exercise is not a magic bullet. You cant and I speak, with regret, as someone who runs about 60 miles a week use it as carte blanche to scoff whatever you want. A 2011 study in the American Journal of Medicine put it starkly, isolated aerobic exercise is not an effective weight loss therapy. If you want to lose weight, you must first and foremost examine your diet.
But Ive worked up quite an appetite!
Our relationship with food is complex. Many of us again, myself included use treats as a reward. We think a long session in the gym, or a long run or bike ride, deserves a large plate of food as a reward. Yet much of this is in our heads, rather than our growling stomachs, and indeed exercise can actually be an appetite suppressant.
This is illustrated by another Canadian study dating from 1997. Three groups were chosen. One did high-intensity cardio, one low-intensity cardio, and a control group no exercise at all. The researchers asked all participants to then rate how hungry they were, before taking them to an all-you-can-eat buffet. There was no statistical difference either between how people in the various groups rated their hunger, nor how much they ate. In other words: no one actually worked up an appetite.
(An aside: swimming always strikes me as the worst culprit for this. Wonderful though swimming is, it almost always seems to make you starving afterwards, even if youve done very little other than sedately paddle around. Swimming in cold water, rather than an overheated pool, does burn more calories because your body is working harder to keep warm. However, it also stimulates your appetite more by up to 44%. So its pretty easy to consume more than youve burned after a swimming session. I love swimming and it has many other benefits, but as a fat or weight loss tool it is less effective than other forms of exercise.)
So what are you eating?
Another answer to the question is to look not so much at the amount you eat as what it consists of. Not least because some foods have a higher satiety index than others, and will therefore leave you feeling fuller for longer. A protein-rich diet with about 35% of your calories coming from a protein source seems to be the best way to combat hunger, fight muscle loss and generally feel smug and healthy.
This is not to buy into the carbs are evil myth. Carbs are an important part of a balanced diet, particularly if your chosen form of exercise is endurance-based. On the flip side, however, people who think they need to carb-load before endurance efforts should be aware that the body has more than enough stored in it for a good 90 minutes of exercise before you need to start thinking about topping up with gels or similar.
One in, one out?
Your heart rate monitor informs you youve burned 500 calories. A large bar of chocolate is roughly 500 calories. Ergo, you can eat that (in addition to everything else youre having) and not gain a pound, right? In truth, the trade-off is a more complicated than that.
In a study published in 2010 in Medicine and Science in Sports and Exercise, researchers at Louisiana State University recruited three groups of moderately overweight volunteers. One group as control, the second group cutting calories by 25%, and a third by 12.5% but increasingly their calories burned through physical activity to the same level: so the two latter groups had the same overall calorie deficit. What happened? Well, both group lost the same amount of weight. But the group who followed the 12.5% less calories/more physical exercise improved other health markers like cholesterol, blood pressure and insulin sensitivity. So, essentially, while a calorie is a calorie, and while diet is far more important for weight loss, you should exercise too because itll improve your overall health.
The myth of the fat burning zone
Anyone who has ever been on a cardio machine in a gym will have seen those heart rate graphs. You know, the bit with the weight management or fat-burning zone. Those who believe fervently in those graphs seem to worry that pushing themselves higher than that zone could have positively deleterious effects on their fat burning.
Sorry, but it doesnt work like that. The fat-burning zone is based on a misunderstanding of how our bodies work. When we exercise, we use both fat and carbohydrates stored in our cells. At a low level of intensity a walk or gentle cycle ride we burn more fat than carbohydrate. If we push harder, and longer, the proportion changes, switching over (dependent on fitness and age and so on) at about 60% of your max heart rate. This does not, however, mean we stop burning fat or even burn less fat when we go at it harder than that.
Yes, the ratio shifts, but at a higher intensity/duration you are burning more of both anyway.
And theres more bad news for those who believe in the fat-burning zone.
If you burn mostly carbohydrate during exercise, then when you eat afterwards, your body will convert those calories into carbohydrate to replenish what youve used. If you burn mostly fat, your carbohydrates stores will still be full. So, with no need to top them up, your body will store those calories as fat rendering your fat-burning efforts pretty redundant.
Just look at sprinters. They do much of their training at a very high intensities with long rest periods. Im pretty sure they are almost never in that fat burning zone, either on the track or in the gym. They generally look like they are coping OK with keeping the fat at bay
But muscle weighs more than fat!
No, it really doesnt. A pound of muscle weighs who would have thought it? a pound. The same as a pound of fat. Or a pound of lemon jelly. Or a pound of sweets. A pound is a pound. The muscle just takes up a bit less space (dont click on this visual representation if you are squeamish).If the scales are unfavourable to you, its unlikely to be because the 20-minute run you did yesterday suddenly added 3lb of muscle to your frame. Sorry.
Keeping it off
The trouble with losing weight is that the less you weigh, the fewer calories you need to sustain you, on a day-to-day basis. This is one of the (many) reasons that people might find initial weight loss quite easy but then hit a plateau. Equally, its why many people finish a diet, then immediately find they are putting weight back on: they are eating what they used to be able to consume while maintaining the same weight, but now they actually need less. It doesnt seem fair, does it?
OK, so what exercise should I do?
Which is best for weight loss? The honest answer is probably the one you enjoy and will stick to. Cardio burns more calories at the time you are doing it, but weight training encourages your body to burn more calories through the rest of the day. Most studies that have examined the issue tend to conclude that, if weight loss is the goal, the best approach is to do both.
Finally, for far more authoritative, in-depth analysis of fitness myths and weight loss confusion, I cannot recommend highly enough this book by Alex Hutchinson. In an industry (or industries both the diet and fitness ones in this case) that seem to thrive on fads, misinformation and peddling the latest must have regimes or gadgets, its a clear, science-based look at what really works.
Read more: http://www.theguardian.com/us
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