#AND STILL NO ONE CAN BE BOTHERED TO READ ITTTTT

[blackbatcass]

it’s actually crazy how many misconceptions have developed about duke thomas when you learn basically everything you need to know about him in the first few issues of we are robin

[serenewrote]

Controversially Young ~ Matt Smith x fem! actress smau

Synopsis: You were recently cast as Bruce Wayne's love interest, which everyone adores, Selina Kyle. The age gap though, has some in a tizzy.

Warning(s): sexist comments, big age gap

Rating(s): NC-17

Actress Y/n L/n Cast alongside Matt Smith in upcoming Batman Movie

Here's what you need to know about Zack Synders new project...

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y/nl/n

now wait just a meowment...

are you going to see Batman (2024)?

see comments

charliebushnell y/n we've talked abt this

↪️ y/nl/n I couldn't help ittttt

user420 still have no idea how they could subject you to this

↪️ user2 subject her to what

↪️ user420 working with someone twice her age

hater2 be honest... whose d*ck did you suck to get this role?

↪️ hater34 probably Matt's

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y/nl/n

Press paws and live in the meow!

trash007 if I were Matt, I'd hit

↪️ trash006 same

user360 y'all are gross up in these comments

↪️ trash56 if she didn't want these comments, she wouldn’t have auditioned for CATWOMAN

↪️ trash001 the sexist dc character to exist

user49 I could never work with someone twice my age, I'd be scared

↪️ user86 y/n's worked with Matt before I think she knows how he is

batman2024 we love our bat and cat

leahsavajefferies as purr-ty as a picture

↪️ charliebushnell no! no puns

↪️ diorgoodjohn these puns are hissterical

↪️ y/nl/n lol

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Y/n L/n talks Catwoman, DC, and new interests

by Young Hollywood

Interviewer: Hello Readers! Today I am joined by one of these most known young actresses of our generation, Y/n L/n! Thank you for being here.

Y/n: Thank you for inviting me. I love doing interviews.

Interviewer: So, how have you been?

Y/n: I've been good. Doing a lot of filming for Batman, catching up with old friends, trying to up my instagram game. I've gotten into videography, shooting mini vlogs and cooking videos.

Interviewer: Sounds fun! I love that! Is there any insight into the movie that you can give us?

Y/n: Sure! If any of you were wondering, this is going to be very different from any portrayal of Batman and Catwoman that you've seen or read. Obviously because Selina Kyle is a lot younger than Bruce in this adaptation which is a plot within itself. This Selina, and because she is younger, her story has changed, is a street rat or stray cat. She lives on the streets, and her story in this, is similar to that of her portrayal in the show, Gotham. She meets Bruce as she is trying pickpocket off him out in the open. Then, it goes from there.

Interviewer: Wow! That certainly is a must-watch. Now, I hate to get deep all of a sudden, but have you seen the comments regarding your casting?

Y/n: Yes, I have actually. A lot of them are for disgusting middle-aged men, so I don't really bother with them. I knew what I was getting into when I auditioned.

Interviews: You also get to work with Matt Smith again. Did you know that he was casted as Bruce or did you find out after you got the call?

Y/n: You know what's funny? Zack told me that Matt told him not to tell me. So, I didn't know until our table read!

Interviewer: Oh my god! What?!

Y/n: Yeah! And I hadn't seen him in so long that I almost jumped across the table to hug him.

Interviews: Aw!

Y/n: A lot of people also would say that they felt bad for me because I'm the love interest to someone twice my age, but I've known Matt for a long time. He worked with my father in Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. I played young Rhaena in House of the Dragon. He's a family friend, a beloved friend. I trust him.

Y/n: I understand the public's concerns though. I did just turn 24 earlier this year. The age gap is big, but it is strictly for storytelling purposes.

Interviews: There you have it. I loved talking with you today.

Y/n: I always look forward to interviews with you. Big fan.

Interviewer: Big fan of you too! Any last words?

Y/n: Go see Batman in theaters near you coming this December!

fin.

I tried my best.

[gucciwins]

I bought a kindle paper white in January and I love it so much. It’s really gotten me back into reading, and the books are cheaper if you buy them. Maybe 8-12 bucks for what would be 20+ dollars for a physical copy. And if you don’t want to buy the books, you can access them through Libby (from your library) on your kindle. If you have any 🏴‍☠️epub/pdf you can also upload those to your device. i’ve never tried but there are some reddit threads on how to do it.

i bought 16g but 8 is already enough to hold thousands of books. battery is great especially if you have a case that flaps like a book. once the flap is down, the kindle goes into sleep mode (the kindle itself does have a power button that will do this though). i charged my kindle fully, didn’t touch it for two weeks and it was still at 95% when i finally had time to read.

It literally never leaves my hand and it’s the easiest device to pull out on the train or wherever. Sun doesn’t bother my screen at all. I’m so happy I bought one this year. I don’t need any more features then what’s offered on it. You can highlight, type notes, and link your kindle to your goodreads account if you have to rate books and/or keep a log.

Sometimes I do wish it wasn’t just in black and white for when i’m highlighting, but overall i love ittttt. My coworker convinced to get one too!

Sorry for this long response. I get genuinely giddy when I talk about it. I’m up to book 9 in March, which is more than I read in all of 2023 combined!

What sorts of books do you like to read?

babes! this was so helpful. thank you so much 🤍 my coworker and I have talked about it, both big readers and we're just closer to saying yes because we want to decorate it. I love that it connects to

I am very much convinced now haha.

I love me a romance book. it just warms my heart recently trying to get into mystery, oh maybe a series but I'm always happy to hear suggestions 🫶

[captainaikus]

Henlooo Belleeeeeee |ω･)ﾉ

I saw your reply on your other account (I hope you don't mind sending my reply here instead, tell me if it bothers you though! lol AND YESS OLIVER IS INDEED YOURS ;;) Thank you for asking how I've been doing lately <3 So far... It's honestly a mix of ( ; ω ; ) & (//▽//)

I'll elaborate the both of them separately

( ; ω ; )

We needed to have our OJT this semester at college (the reason being it's one of our requirements to finish)

I finished my Resume & portfolio for this during Christmas break so I can enjoy my holidays/new year better

I applied to one of my friend's companies and passed said requirements (a breath of relief for a moment)

It's been weeks now and I haven't received a single reply from any company to I've applied for an internship

I start to question myself "Oh no.. was my portfolio too bad? Was it the resume?!??" "Did I not pass the current standards inside the industry??" and the overthinking continues.

You know that one scene from the Blue Period where Yatora began to question his worth as an artist and slowly went spiraling into a dark void of emptiness?? (He once quit smoking and then he smokes again?) Yea... Minus the smoking part, I feel so--- ugh...

(//▽//)

This is going to sound cheesy but, it's actually seeing that you noticed my anonymous asks from your recent last event (the 2.2k Follower special! OMGAHHHHHH Congratulations Oliver Belle!!!! ╰(*´︶`*)╯). I was the one who asked the Rin's (Being proud of him, how to guide the virgin reader, and having a hard time sleeping!!) (*ﾉ∀`*) The number of times my face went ////////// I was really debating whether to show anon or not c-cuz I'm too timid and...thefactthatIaskednsfwthingssometimesmademescreamontheinsidecuzAAAAWTHDIDIJUST... B-BUT NEXT TIME I WILL SHOW MYSELF NOT ANON!! >:3 I like how it's soooo easy to navigate through your blog here whenever I want to read the previous asksss!!!

ONE OF MY FAVORITE ILLUSTRATORS NOTICED MY MESSAGE!!!! This just happened recently. Y-you see, I saw this video where he explains how a good portfolio works and mentioned "You need to go ask experts, heck, your favorite artists even. Ask them if your art is up to standards or if should you improve this part or nah. Just go and ask!" after being so downhearted since no company still replied to me yet, I've already expected that I'll get the same treatment from h-him. But REALITY said "SIKE!" and a notification from him crossed over to whatever I was looking at that time. What did I do? I SLAMMED MY PHONE TO THE COUCH IN DISBELIEF AND MY FACE-- COMPLETELY FLUSHEDDDDD I-I F-FUEEEEEE??????!?!?????? (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) OML A-AND HE SAID---

"Hello! I took a look at the link and you have more experience in working for others than me. I think that's one of the most important things that companies look at. Your art is already good (the colours are pleasant and the lighting is good, you are already familiar and knowledgeable with drawing basics so there's no worries about that!) so the thing that needs focus for portfolio will be the work experience and samples from that work experience ^^)

I CAN'T BELIEVE ITTTTT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I'M JUST FLABBERGASTED WHEN HE CONSIDERED MY ART AS GOOD (and he even finds my colouring pleasant too!!! ;;;;;;; (/▽＼*)｡o○♡) IT MEANT A LOOOOOOOTTTTT TO MEEE considering what I've experienced from the last couple of days ><

OMFG I GOT RIN IN BLUELOCK WORLD CHAMPION!! My hard work finally paid off ;;; I'm currently aiming to reach his bond points to level 20 so I could listen to his voice lines (Godbless u Ucchi uwu) and apply what I've studied through self-studying the language. So far, I've decoded little bits from the in-game conversations during training sessions. Assistant-chan (us in-game) is patient with Rin and helped him run through sessions. There was this time when Isagi mentioned something about Valentine's choco causing Rin to frown (the game surprisingly have a face model ready for it too). There was also a time when Rin is casually being Rin while Assistant-chan brushes them off or played along which I find entertaining~ I think the game would be releasing your man and Sae too (considering that Sae's icon could be seen in Club Icons)

That's just about it for mee >< Oh yea! About the tag list you'll be making (if u do)... would it be alright to be tagged to sfw, nsfw, and yandere?? :3

Also!! From that one reblog you just posted, I'm currently assuming that you discovered fanfics when you were around high school

Hi mon ange <3 idm you messaging on either pretty, I just dropped my discord on the other acc - so that moots can feel free to text me :) Oliver has been giving me brainrots when i'm learning something new - and cause of that ao3 would be witnessing me creating a fourth work *sigh* so happy to see him in the latest chapters cause i have been waiting patiently for 6 months n over v.v Honestly, i get the anxiety around OJTs - very relatable understanding with Yatora's dilemma too cause he was worried if he was gonna get into a prestigious art school but here's something i learnt - having a positive mind with confidence and faith in yourself can go a really long way. Cheer up you're gonna do fine! ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა Aw, thank you for participating in the event! and I hope you had fun playing honestly, i feel some of people n anons are nervous or embarrassed to send in nsfw asks - so I'll have to make some more rules while - there is no slut or virgin shaming on my blog and honestly, I may have ventured on something myself that I am too embarrassed about monsterfucking so... yeah - ao3 is gonna witness an abomination of a fourth book cause of the thoughts i have in my head... mixed with blue lock characters... Congrats Mino! I agree with you on this one, creators are actually thrilled when ppl ask them to review their work or to take a look at it cause ik when I do that, i am stoked and i try to help with what can be improved or places that needs tending to And you got Rin! you're not gonna believe it but the first draft I had of yandere rin was the whole choco fiasco, but then I changed the story line n something even more weird is when I made ghostface! Rin, the trailer for scream chapter 5 came out! n omg Aiku is getting released- I- T^T i will try downloading it (ik i'm gonna abandon it soon cause i did the same with genshin n obey me) And ofc ! I'll add you to the taglist when I release new works on ao3 :> As for the assume game, yes! i did discover fanfics when I was 14 - 15 (was on a quest for knb when i found it) - i began using wattpad n then i shifted to tumblr then ao3 ao3 was confusing for me to use at first n as I got older

[theyanderespecialist]

Cam Boy 1~ (One Shot) Valentino X Mark OC (Hazbin Hotel)

[Hello My Sexy Readers, Another Hazbin Hotel one this one being with Mark OC Aka my co author if she was a man and Valentino we hope that you all enjoy this chapter!]

(marks pov)

I smile at the camera doing my usual tease show. It was always nice I never had to do anything else, especially since..funnily enough, I was a virgin, so I didn't have to lose it to a piece of plastic, plus, I got payed some good money..though I never know when Val will ask for his pay, he hasn't yet. I smiled at the camera as I removed the fur coat Val had given me as a present (pause I'm sorry as a present? A fur coat, a casual gift? Bitch you have any idea how expensive they get, and even faux fur (which is what j get ) can be expensive) as I show off my outfit as I looked at the comments.

'new choker?'

"oh, it is, my boss got it for me, so sweet of him." I said my fingers glazing the heart ring choker as I smiled. "Well we should get started yeah? I'm sure you're all excited, I know I'm getting excited~ maybe you'll see past my underwear this time~"

'do you actually like your boss?' I look at the comment.

"I really do, he's really nice. I care about him." I said as my eyes went to the gift Box on my desk as I smiled before the door was opened. "Oh one second guys." I hear the comments go off. "I know I know babes I'll be right back though~" I said blowing a kiss as I see it was Val as I smile up at him still on the bed and cover my mic.

"Hey boss, everything okay? You need me to get you anything?" I asked.

(I mean look mark got it fucking good here. He isn't paying Val, Val is getting him things, he doesn't have to fuck himself on camera and just strips, gets his own room, gets fucking fur coats.. so no wonder he's like that)

(He got it good)

“I am going to be a guest star in your show~” he says and stroked my cheek

I was confused as I went to speak as he took his cigar out of his mouth. "I've got to set up some extra cameras, here. Why don't you just take a few puffs doll while I do that?"

"O-Oh I don't really smoke val--"

"I know. Bit I want you too." He said as I looked at it. "Well if you want me too.." I said as I lifted it to my mouth

(Mark no!)

(Dont do it small bean!)

I take a few drags while they set up the cameras. I started to feel even more hot and bothered than normal. It was weird, I could only describe it as a tingling feeling as I let out a small cough when I inhaled to much.

(...yeah both me.and mark, we are asthmatic..not a good idea Val to leave him unsupervised)

He took it away and took a long drag himself. I then sat on the bed~ Oh was it always this soft~

(oh god mark our poor baby mark)

(his adhd and sensory did not need this kind of a boost xD)

I can't believe I've never noticed it. I take one of the stuffed animals on the bed he had gotten me my first week in hell as I gave a small giggle as I stroked the soft, fuzzy material.

(Jesus what kind of drugs were in that thing?)

(XD)

(I would say Val is better than this..................but he's not.

(No he is not XD)

He smirked and got on the bed with me and push my hair out of my face gently.

I shudder at that. Were his hands always so cold? I feel my face heat up more as I looked at him, my y whole body, it felt odd..

"B-Bossss...I-I feel..S-So warmm it's unbearable..~" I whined.

“I will put on the air and you can take some clothes off~” I say.

I nod and slowly took off all my clothes I feel so sticky and warm~

I slowly peel off the skirt, my shirt, I kick off my heels before he told me to stop, leaving me in my bra and panties (let me guess..) that he bought me (yup) and the choker he gave me. He looked at me and smirked as he got back to the bed with some ice chips. He had me lay down and slowly trails and ice chip over my belly.

(Oh sensory play :3)

(XD those drugs were not just for making you relaxed XD)

(XD I can see that xD)

(XD)

I jerked at that as instinctively, I tried to suck my stomach in to not feeling the freezing cold sensation, but after a moment it felt..good, a welcomed change to the burning of my skin as I squirm, feeling the water slowly trickle down my navel, and the sides of my stomach. I jerked at that as instinctively, I tried to suck my stomach in to not feeling the freezing cold sensation, but after a moment it felt.. good, a welcomed change to the burning of my skin as I squirm, feeling the water slowly trickle down my navel, and the sides of my stomach. He smirked and after the cube melted moved to my thighs dipping them into the inner upper thighs. I was moaning at this point and rock hard~

I never felt this kind of feeling before, I..I want to keep feeling it~ "o-oh~ y-y-you're hands are so cold~" I moan as it helped stave off the burning on my skin though I felt like I could feel every microscopic movement of his hands.

"Do you want to feel them more baby~" He says and stokes my arm and side with just his finger tips teasing me.

"Yes bosss~" I moan.

"Call me daddy~" He tells me and I nod.

"Yes daddy~" I moan louder and arch into his hands. I needed it. "More daddy~ please~"

“Anything for you baby~” he says and starts to stroke my body then leaned down and kissed me

My eyes widen briefly before closing as I moan and wrap my arms around him as my hands feel around before feeling something soft and feathery.

(...girl that's his antenne xD I mean they do look soft fun fact you know why moths have antennae it's to find and smell a mate, and some male.moths can smell a mate from over 6 miles away)

(Oh no XD mark can't run)

(XD he really can't. Not that he could even if he wanted to especially in this state seriously Val how are, do you just smoke them so much you aren't as effected by them? Or is mark just a lightweight?)

(I think both XD)

(XD)

(XD)

(XD)

I took off his hat to get closer to it playing with it as I giggled and moaned into the kiss he moaned as well kissing me deeper. His hands were rubbing all over my body...well except my cock.

(Man and he still teases mark xD)

I pulled away panting. "Pl-Please.. Please daddy, i-It's not fair.. y-you haven't touched my cock once~" I whine.

(XD such foul language for a young LADY mark xD)

"Beg me baby~" He says and ghost his fingers over my cock.

I let out a moan. I hate begging, but I'll do whatever it takes.

"Please, please I need it daddy, I want to feel your hands pumping my cock please I'll do anything just please, touch ittttt~" I cried out, it was straining beneath the fabric so much I felt it may rip it, and the friction was driving me crazy.

(So true XD)

(Valentino's POV)

I smirked and looked at him tearing the panties off of his body into shreds and then taking his cock in my hands and he moans so needfully.

I'll admit when I gave him my cigar..I wasn't expecting this much of a reaction. maybe a little fuzzy feeling, a little more relaxed..but this..this worked for me~ perhaps he really was just a nympho~

"S-So..g-good~" he moaned as he thrust his hips slightly as I feel a hand on my crotch.

His hand found his way into my pants and he began to jerk me off. God he was good with his hand or I was just a simp.

(You are a simp >:3)

He then sat up and yanked down my pants and took my cock in his mouth sucking on it. I love this side of mark~ I start to thrust in and out of his mouth and he cries swallows around me pushing me over the edge. I pant and he takes his mouth off my cock.

"More daddy~"

(Oh boy XD)

[This is just part one and we hope that you will all continue to read this, stay sexy all my friends!]

[honeypirate]

How The Crow Flies part 3

Master list

A/n : I don’t know where the girls teams play for preliminary games and is kid it gets said. I just finished season two.

It’s been a few weeks now since practicing with them, you had to focus more on your own practicing with your team to prepare for the prelims. You kept a steady text thread of memes with Tanaka, occasionally talking about other things but always going back to memes, you had to admit you loved how goofy and funny he was. You beat Noya in every eight ball game you played, but he always won at pong. But your conversations with Asahi were by far your favorite. He preferred to talk to you in class and phone calls but even texts were deep and meaningful, your feelings for him quickly got stronger the more you got to know him. Tsukishima asked for number after a week or so, which seriously surprised you. You were beginning to think he actually didn’t like you, but now you frequently discussed your favorite crime podcasts. Daichi ended up helping you a lot with one of your classes and he had some good tips with volleyball, it was like he adopted you into the team and was your captain too.

When it was finally time for the prelims you were lucky that the girls games were in the same place as the boys just different gyms, your game being later on meant that you could watch them play their first. You walked into their side of the gym to see Asahi and encourage him. It’s still a while before their game so you watch them warm up and you join them for it, stretching next to Asahi you joke around with him and it actually calms your nerves for your game. “Orange is really your color Asahi” you say as he stretches his hamstrings, bending his body down so his face was lower and a lock of his hair was down the side his face lost from his bun. You reach up to twist the hair between your fingers softly. “You’ve really calmed my nerves just talking to you, you’re like my good luck charm” you drop his hair which now has a little cute wave from your fingers and he blushes and gets shy “I’m glad I could help you” he says quietly. “I wish I had a good luck charm for you. But I know you don’t need one. You’re the best Ace I know so go out there and kill it like I know you can” he looks moved by your support and his face turns an even darker red but he looks so determined you’d kiss him if you could. He mumbles something you couldn’t catch when Daichi calls everyone over to meet before the came starts. Before they get into position Asahi comes over, and places his jacket around your shoulders and before you can ask why he says “Kiyoko isn’t here today so you can sit on the bench but this is so you look like our manager” you blush, you meant to go up into the stands but now you don’t have to “thank you. I was just going to go the stands but this is so much better” he nods and then lightly shoved you towards the bench so the game can start. You zip up the jacket and notice it smells like sandalwood and men’s deodorant.

The amount you cheered for them when they won their game, it was like you were the one who won. When they came over you ran and jumped on Asahi’s shoulders while screaming cheers for them, Tanaka and Noya jumping around you guys. “Y/n!” Your Captain, Yui, comes in the gym “our game is about to start! Let’s go!” She yells and you hop off of Asahi’s shoulders and take off running to the other gym. Sending a wave behind you to them and they just laugh. You completely forgot about his jacket until you had to take it off for your game. Your game was close, you won the first set, but your setter got hit in the face with a ball at a weird angle and broke her nose sending in your second but she hardly made it to any morning training with you guys. It was a close second game but they took it. Then you guys lost the third and half of your players started to cry when they got to the locker room. “Guys we played amazing! I know it sucks to lose and it’s normal to feel regret, but we did our best. And we were a great team out there. So feel the loss as much as you need to feel it but know I’m here to support you on and off that court!” You were still fired up, honestly you did your job, you saved almost every spiked ball, and from Noya’s tips you got a lot of the blocked balls as well. You know you did amazing, and so did your teammates. So why let it still bother you? Why hold on to it? You always let things go easy. They did their best and you would never ask any more from them. You pulled your captain aside “Yui I know you’re taking this hard, even if you don’t show it, and that’s okay. Just know I am here for you okay?” She nods “thanks y/n. I really appreciate it” she then goes off on her own. You shoved you stuff in your bag, opting to keep your uniform on and you throw Asahi’s jacket back on before you run off to the boys games, they should be in the middle of their first set now against the iron wall so you rush to see them in action.

You round the corner to catch them block one of Asahi’s spikes. “Oof” you say quietly and make your way around to the bench. Intensely watching the game as Hinata and Kageyama break out their quick attack. Your cheering brought Asahi’s eyes over to you, noticing that you showed up he quirks his brow silently asking about your game. You just shrug with a smile then give him a thumbs up and a wink. When Date Tech calls for a time out, he comes over to you “are you okay?” He asks awkwardly, but genuinely concerned for you, “yeah I’m okay. We played amazing and won the first but our setter broke her nose in the second set so it is what it is.” You say as you stand up and hand him his water bottle. His fingers brush yours and since your adrenaline was gone and you’ve been sitting for a while you actually became cold. “how are your fingers that cold?” You laugh “I don’t know really, I get cold at weird times.” You zip his jacket up as he goes over to get pointers from Ukai then goes back into the game. They play amazing, in these past few weeks you’ve become their number one fan. You love how connected this game has made you all.

It’s time for the last set. Your heart is racing for them and you shove your hands in the pockets of his jacket for the first time. Your hands brush a small folded piece of paper and you can’t help but pull it out and open it. It’s a little doodle of the time you teased Tanaka with a little caption that reads “she’s so funny” it makes you smile and you love it so much you can’t help but shove it in a little pocket of your gym bag. They’re at match point now. It’s so close. You’re anxiously playing with the zipper on the jacket. How did Noya make that save?! Twice?! And once with his foot?! He’s so amazing! And Asahi! He’s doing so amazing! He can make this last ball! He can clear the wall! You’re cheering them on so loud!

You think you actually lost your voice from your cheers when they won. You jumped on Asahi’s back again and he laughed and spun around with you, you hopped down and you high fived him screaming in excitement. “You guys are AMAZINNNGGGG!!! YOU DID ITTTTT!! Asahi you GOT PAST THE IRON WALL” you both laugh together and when he realizes that your hands are still in his from the high five he blushes and you smile at him so full of excitement and praise for how well he played. You celebrated with them and when you went to unzip your jacket to give it back, he stopped you grabbing your hands “are you riding back on our bus?” He asks you and you look down embarrassed “If I could? My team already left, they took the loss really hard.. I guess I didn’t really think it through when I left them to come watch you guys” you scratch the back of your neck and he laughs “it’s okay. You’re always welcome with us. Keep it until we get back, don’t want you weirdly freezing on us. You’re my lucky charm now” you blush and he blushes and you both avoid eye contact.

You gather up your things and help them pack up, praising them for how they played as you went to sit and watch the Aoba Johsai game before heading off to the bus back home.You get in the bus and sit next to a window, when Asahi gets on you smile at him and nod towards to empty seat next to you, he nods at you and winks. He actually winks at you, it makes you laugh out of shock but blush feeling butterflies in your chest. He sits next to you and you talk for a while, showing him memes on your phone and playing text games for a bit “that’s my contact name?” He asks quietly before he looked over watching you play him back you laugh, you changed his name while you were sitting in the bus waiting for him, you changed it to my lucky charm. “Yeah I changed it earlier, do you like it?” You look up at him and smile, it’s dark in the bus and the low glow form your phone lit both of your faces. You noticed the subtle glow of blush on his cheeks as he nods. Soon you both are just sitting in the dark as the rest of the bus sleeps, you feel yourself falling asleep but the bus is kind of uncomfortable, you can feel the heat from Asahi’s body next to you and it’s just so comforting. You lean against him and move your arm under his lacing your fingers together, you feel him tense up like you knew he would “is this okay?” You whisper quietly and he relaxes “yes” he says so confidently it makes your heart pound. You relax into him again and he squeezes your hand before you both get a tiny bit of sleep on the way home.

When you get back to the school you hesitate, you don’t know if you should walk home or wait with them. You go to unzip the jacket and Asahi takes your hands in theirs stopping you. “Wait for me? I’ll walk you home.” You feel relived and you nod and smile. He takes one of your hands and you walk into the gym tigether. They have their meeting and they run through some practices, you help with whatever they beed. When you’re done you get up and as you throw your bag over your shoulder Asahi comes back to you and catches it before taking it from you and throwing it over his own shoulder “Let’s go” he says with a smile and you head off together towards your home. the rest of the team going a different direction. After a few minutes of comfortable silence he resches over and takes your hand again lacing his fingers with yours. “Are your hands ever warm y/n?” He says with a laugh “only when I play volleyball. Other than that, a cute boy holding them is the preferred way to warm them up” you bump your shoulders softly together and smile at him. Before you get to your house you stop and squeeze his hand, taking his other hand in your other as well “my hands are so small compared to yours” you say quietly as you look down at them, dainty in his big strong ones. You look up into his eyes, your faces lit up by street lights “Thank you for walking me home, I know we’re not there yet but you know how my mom is” you laugh and remember the time your mom made you let her talk to him on the phone. Your eyes sparkle as you reach up and pull out his pony holding his bun up letting his hair fall around his face. You rake your fingers through his soft locks with a small smile on your lips. “I stole the paper in your jacket pocket” you say quietly and he freezes up, shocked, his face turning red and he obviously forgot about it. “It was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. Well. Okay. second compared to you” you didn’t stop softly playing with his hair “y....y/n” his voice is quiet, timid, and when he doesn’t continue you keep talking “you’re amazing, Asahi, you know that?” You tuck his hair behind his ear and place your hand on his cheek. “I’d kiss you if you weren’t so tall so I’m gonna have to just wait until you’re confident enough to kiss me yourself” you were already on your tip toes this whole time and when you stand flat on your feet again you run your hand down his chest. Taking his hand you gently pull him along with you to your door, the whole way he’s quiet and looks serious. When you get to your door you unzip his jacket but before you take it off he stops you again “y/n.” His voice was shy but serious and he spoke quickly “I am timid and not the most confident with girls. But I like you a lot. I have for a while now.” He leans down presses his lips to yours. Your heart explodes and you’re filled with joy, you feel your skin tingle as you wrap your arms around his neck and kiss him back, he pulls back way too soon and you can’t help but frown when he pulls away “Did you... not like it?” His voice was worried and shy “no!” You yell before laughing and quietly continuing to speak “No not at all Asahi,” you play with his hair softly and look deep into his eyes “I just was sad it was over so quickly” he blushes a deep red but smiles at you and reached up and holding your face softly in his hands, his thumbs softly rubbing your cheeks before he leans down and kisses you again, a little more bolder this time, you frown again but you can’t hold the smile and laugh that comes when he kisses you three more times quickly and he laughs softly “there’s that beautiful smile I love.” Your mom knocks on the front living room window next to the door and you sigh, he softly rubs your cheeks before letting go and standing up straight, “Come with us again tomorrow. Bring my jacket then. That way it will smell like you” he gives your hands a squeeze and grins at you before leaving you smiling on your doorstep.

[mrs-mikko-rantanen]

Uhm, my day was decent? I mean aside from the fact that mornings exist and I did not want to wake up in time for my shift at work. But. And the end of the day when I have literal hours to do stuff after.. it works out cuz. Usually I get off and its oh shit I have enough time to halfway emotionally recharge and then its time for bed.

But. I got in and E^2 had put like. My name down on the schedule, and. That was great really. And we had this sheet for sign up of, basically what areas you want to be personally responsible for. And I signed light and it was great. And I dont think anyone really noticed cuz the manager wasn't there and no one else really looked at the schedule or anything else. But. It made me happy.

Still haven't gotten my name tag changed and honestly I dont think I'm going to. Cuz. I feel like I'm just being a bother asking again. But. It is what it is I guess.

I got off at five and its now nine and ive just been vibing in the car listening and singing to Spotify since I got off just trying to keep the sad at bay. And I should probably go home but. I dont want to. Cuz I know I'm just gonna wallow in the sad and self destructive tendencies if i go home.. If I ask nicely will the fae take me in as one of their own and I can become a cryptid in the woods?????

I have a three day weekend coming up and im considering doing a touch up on my hair since its really washed out. But I cant decide if I wanna keep it fully red or try and do like an ombre double tone thingy.. but I'm not sure what other color I'd try to do to the tips? Idk

I kinda wish my hair was longer so I could do like. The galaxy hair thing? Where its various shades of purple and blue and some pink and it looks different depending on how you style it. But I also know attempting to grow my hair out longer than I already plan to is a bad idea, cuz the sides and back are already getting too long and I hate it. But I wish I could do fun stuff with it too

Oh well. The duality of man i guess..

Uhm. I bought a giant plastic egg the other day, that reminds me of a dragons egg kinda. And I'm trying to decide if I should keep a hoard of dice in there or a hoard of crystals. Cuz. Dice and the clacky math rocks. But. Also shiny crystally gems

Speaking of dice I also really kinda want to try and get into a dnd group, but social anxiety and I have zero idea where to start with that so. That's fun.

Im currently resisting the urge to go and get more holes and metal in my head too. I just. The red hair makes me feel cool and powerful and I wanna look punk and

Sorry I've been rambling for like half a novel. I'll stop now before I get annoying. I mean I definitely already am. But you asked for asks and distractions and 👉👈 I love you

Id ask about your day but you seem to want a distraction from that sooo. How about, got any fun headcanons to share??

Thats awesome on the name front!!! I saw that and I got really excited for you when you posted the picture this morning, honestly I think you should bring up the nametag again, esspecially if its showing up on the schedule too. (Oddly enough I kicked around the idea of using a new name with friends and sruff today which is weird mostly bc like i like my name irl, its fairly androgynous and it makes me happy and i love my online name bc it means me :))

My vote is two tone!! I almost did a pink/purple ombre with my hair this round so I say do ittttt (that's also what I say about the extra holes and metal. Do itttttrrr)

That would be a hard choice but u do really like the idea of a giant dragons egg full of dice ngl. I need to find some people to play with too. I'm trying to get b and c in on something but idk if its ever really gonna pan out the way I want it too. My town actually has a pretty active dnd community but I am way too new and way too socially anxious to ever join something like that so I feel you there.

100% not annoying, each paragraph made me smile more. :)

My day was actually mostly ok, i just sorta ruined it with Danny at home. I just pointed out that the idealized dream band life that I wanted and thought I had was what she got and that it made me kinda jealous and she pointed out (correctly) that I'm jealous of so many aspects of her life that she now has a list of things she can't talk to me about for fear of setting me into a spiral and just. Yeah. That wasnt fun.

But work was ok. The kids all were really tierd so there was a fair bit of crying going on, but the weather was really nice so we got to go outside with them for a long time and that was very nice. I also got some really sweet cuddles from a few of them that made me very happy.

Oh! I also have a funny story about them!! So I was squatting (my main position is almost like Spiderman bc I'm down on the kids' level but i can also get up and move if I need to pretty quick) and one of the girls goes and gets a book, then stands right in front of me and points at the floor and says "sit" in the most authoritative voice I have ever hear from a 1 1/2 year old 😂 as soon as I sat down she was in my lap and opening the book so I could read to her.

As far as headcanons.... Sadly my brain is bouncimg mostly art ideas for the Tamgled au and not anything of substance so I may take a crack at that later. Otherwise I keep thinking about whumped up Will crying on the floor and Maurie finding him. Really I'm just thinking about Maurie and Will being bros. A lot. So much. God I love them.

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 256: Fucking Superb You Funky Little Hero Eggs

Previously on BnHA: Aizawa and Mic’s frankensteined best friend Shirakumo, better known to us as Kurogiri, had his memories briefly restored through the Power of Friendship, and was all “YO Y’ALLS BETTER GO CHECK OUT THOSE HOSPITALS” before his head started steaming like a tea kettle and he randomly fell asleep. Aizawa and Mic were all “!!” and Aizawa was all “(ಡ ﹏ ಡ)” and Mic was all “Aizawa are you crying” and Aizawa was like “NO!!!” and then they left the prison and Nao called HPSC Lady who called Hawks and was all “eck-chay ethay ospitals-hay” because Hawks, as you recall, is still a secret agent and all that. Anyway so Hawks was all “EUREKA!!” in his head which doesn’t really add up but hey, and then the chapter ended with Dr. Ujiko dancing in sadistic glee as he watched Tomura get all mad scienced. It was pretty freaky. I could use some wholesomeness right about now so let’s see if this chapter will deliver.

Today on BnHA: Class 1-A shows off the fresh skills they learned during their assorted internships, such as “determination”, “enhanced search techniques”, and “becoming a literal blob of acid.” The Wonder Trio is a particular highlight, and All Might is all “my little baby off to destroy people :’)” as he watches Deku shred a robot to pieces using Blackwhip. We then cut to Aizawa and Mic, who may or may not be planning some rogue vigilante style investigations of the whole Noumu thing, or maybe they’re just brooding, but either way they’re interrupted by Mirio and Tamaki who come running in to get them to stop Eri’s quirk from going haywire, which, yikes. The chapter then ends with All Might handing Deku a notebook full of DETAILED, CATALOGED INFO ABOUT THE PAST SUCCESSORS AND THE FUCKING SIXQUIRKS. We just have to wait two more weeks to find out what that’s all about. 2020’s got some fucking zip to it so far huh.

so it’s about a quarter past 7 right now and it’ll be a miracle if I can have this recap up by 10pm tonight. surprisingly the wait for this chapter didn’t really bother me, but this Sunday/Monday release schedule is really doing a number on my punctuality. but anyways we’ll figure it out eventually. if memory serves, there’s about a 90% chance that this week’s jump will also be a double issue, so that gives me another extra week to get my shit together lol

(ETA: so that wasn’t too far off actually! I think a three-hour turnaround time isn’t bad for 3000 words lol. and actually it was more like two hours of reading/blogging and one hour of editing/photo cropping. anyway so in all likelihood either Sunday or Monday night releases will become the norm, depending entirely on how busy that particular Sunday is. not quite the same as getting the chapter on Friday and having the whole weekend to ruminate over it but we will adjust!)

anyway, so I’m somehow remarkably unspoiled for this chapter despite it having been out for nearly a week and a half at this point. so that’s something! let’s see what we’ve got here

yaaaay my babies

All Might was offering free cotton candy, yes? I didn’t expect we’d cut right back to this lol, but you sure won’t see me complaining. I want to see what everyone else learned during their internships, and also what with the break and the last couple chapters being Tartarus-focused, it’s been about a month since I last saw my little hero eggs, and of course I missed them I’m only human

omg

did the original dialogue really reference Skynet. Horikoshi truly gives no fucks about copyright. like one or two episodes ago the anime made some copyrighted reference which you could clearly hear in the Japanese but which the English subs hilariously glossed right over. I’m trying to remember what it was now. damn. anyways we millennials can never resist a good pop culture reference, facts

OH MY GOD AOYAMA

THEY’RE EATING THE COTTON CANDY

TOKOYAMI EATING COTTON CANDY IS THE GREATEST THING TO HAPPEN IN 2020 THUS FAR. LET ME TELL YOU, WE REALLY NEEDED THIS

SHOUTO EATING COTTON CANDY IS THE SECOND BEST THING TO HAPPEN IN 2020. IT WAS VERY CLOSE

I STALLED FOR TIME SO MUCH AND I STILL DON’T KNOW WTF TO SAY ABOUT AOYAMA’S NEW ATTACK OH MY GOD. JUST. I DON’T KNOW YOU GUYS. THIS BOY IS REALLY OUT HERE SLICING ROBOTS IN HALF WITH HIS BRAND NEW LASER PENIS. THE AMOUNT OF FUCKS THAT HORIKOSHI GIVES IS IN THE NEGATIVES I DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY

OH ARE YOU STILL GOING

is... what’s... ldkfj okay nothing to see here guys just the naked invisible chick getting all friendly with Aoyama’s beam boner. just manhandling his sparkle shaft. there are children reading this manga. I mean, they’re already mentally scarred from all the dead dogs and child quirk wine and whatnot, but still at what point do we put our goddamn foot down

anyway so somehow she’s redirecting his laser beam?? I guess with her light refracting quirk skills?? great job Hagakure with your help Aoyama can finally shoot lasers at stuff that’s behind him. you’ve mastered the power of making it so that he doesn’t have to turn around great job truly an internship well spent

“now I can yank light and warp it!” you go girl now you can whip that thing around like it’s a fucking fire hose I guess

YOOOOO MINA!!

THIS GIRL LITERALLY COATED HERSELF IN ACID AND DID A FUCKING BARREL ROLL AHHHHHHHHH. NOW THAT’S MORE LIKE IT, NO OFFENSE TO CAPTAIN DISCO DONG AND COMMODORE “I CAN DO EVERYTHING A MIRROR CAN DO” BUT THERE ARE UPGRADES AND THERE ARE UPGRADES, AND LET’S FACE IT, THIS IS THE REAL DEAL HERE

AHAHAHA I LOVE ITTTTT

is it too late for Mina to actually change her name to Acidman. what is she calling herself now again?? Pinky?? come on Mina strike some fear into the hearts of your enemies

and now All Might and the others are applauding. I don’t see Shouto’s cotton candy anymore. boy fucking inhaled that shit

oh wow, they interned under Yoroi Musha? if memory serves me, and I’m honestly not going to bother to check right now, isn’t that the samurai dude who somehow beat Ryuukyuu in the billboard charts? not that I’m still salty about that, oh wait I absolutely am but anyways

OH MY

IS THAT SOME KIRIMINA CONTENT UP IN MY PANELS. hot damn that is some cute fucking shit. Mina better not get any undue hate for this. everyone please remain calm this cute interaction does not threaten your ship in any way (unless you want it to in which case have at!!) and we can all have fun if we just play nice you guys

lmao All Might

“WE’RE ALREADY ON PAGE FOUR AND THERE ARE TWENTY OF YOU, WE DON’T HAVE ALL FUCKING DAY CHILDREN”

so Satou and Ojiro learned how to punch harder and stuff. again, it’s fine, we can’t all be Acid Men. but meanwhile they interned with some lion guy named Shishido whom I INSTANTLY LOVE so that’s badass. only one character away from Shishida though, but that’s Horikoshi for you

OH MY GOD

BLAH BLAH YES ENHANCED SEARCH TECHNIQUES ZZZZZ BUT FUCKING LOOK THOUGH AT THE FLASHBACK OF HIM YEETING THEM, YESSSSSS. THE OLD WAYS HAVE NOT YET BEEN FORGOTTEN, GANG ORCA YOU ARE THE HERO WE DESERVE

meanwhile Sero, Kami, and Mineta learned how to literally kill people with their quirks flkdjsflk

(ETA: btw I really love that Mt. Lady’s internship emphasized teamwork. now there’s someone who’s come a really long way her own self. anyway I stan and she had better join the other two in the the top 10 real soon. come on BnHA society get with it.)

damn Mt. Lady what the fuck. “if you guys work together you can suffocate and electrocute villains to death with ease!” the government’s plan really is working huh; these children have become bloodthirsty, ruthless killers in a shockingly short period of time

anyways so Iida as we all recall learned how to be more footloose and fancy free, and meanwhile Kouda learned “smooth communication” from Wash, the literal washing machine man whom I also don’t still harbor a grudge against for inexplicably beating my dragon queen in the hero polls, and once again that is a lie because fuck you Wash! you’re adorable but fuck you!!

man this is taking forever why are there so many kids in this class. for anyone wondering why Horikoshi doesn’t focus on class 1-A as a whole more often and leaves them as supporting characters, this right here is why. I love these children to death but we would still be stuck in the basement arc. oh my god I just shuddered

Tokoyami mastered “improvement on all fronts” because I guess he kind of peaked at flying when it came to new moves huh. that’s fine for now

and Kiri mastered “making baddies lose the will to fight real quick” which sounds like some bullshit you’d write while desperately trying to pad your hero resume, except that it’s accompanied by this convincing panel of him chomping a steel bar in two or some shit which YIKES

can confirm, if some demonic rock man came trotting up to me and snapped off some railing from some stairs and fucking snapped it like a twig with his GIANT FOSSILIZED DINOSAUR TEETH, I’d lose my will to fight pretty quickly too

and Ochako and Tsuyu learned “determination” smdh. Horikoshi did you fucking fall asleep towards the end of this segment or what

WHO IS MAJESTIC OMG

excuse me did she just create a bunch of fucking dynamites. is that what those are. is my girl encroaching on my young son’s turf. because if she is, ENCROACH, MOMO, ENCROACH! FEEL FREE TO FUCKING IMPINGE, EVEN!! god, and I know I was bitching just a moment ago about these “lessons” becoming increasingly vague and intangible and motivational poster-y, but I read Momo and “predicting and acting efficiently”, and my thoughts immediately ran to Nighteye and Mirio’s fighting styles, and I was like “YESSSSSSSSS” because, I mean. YES, though

meanwhile Kacchan has learned...

this fucking -- I swear -- YOU LEARNED WHAT YOUR FUCKING HERO NAME IS GOING TO BE YOU TROLLING PIECE OF SHIT. oh my god. Katsuki I swear to god I will take your internet privileges. NO SRIRACHA FOR A WEEK UNLESS YOU TELL ME WHAT IT IS

oh for fuck’s sakes

don’t mind him he learned boom with five b’s and three oo’s what did you all do this week. and somehow Todoroki learned how to be even more fabulous

so All Might’s looking on in pride and giving Endeavor some mental props, and waiting for Deku to go do his thing too

sdfkj he’s thinking about the day he gave Deku THE HAIR and that “[it] feels like ancient history now.” DOESN’T IT THOUGH?

OH MY FEELS

“you don’t look back at me anymore... and you don’t need to.” oh Aizawa’s dry eye has spread to me now huh. must be those January allergies. and that’s some nice bloop there kid. great jorb

someone tell All Might he’s not allowed to look on at Deku with this much fatherly love without giving me at least a week’s notice in advance

sigh. now you’ve done it you two I’m going to become a big cat blob of feels right here and it’s all on you. you did this

oh my god a whole big panel of reactions from the other kids and I’m ( ˊᵕˋ )

lol Kacchan can’t agree with anything even if it’s a compliment. and lmao, who the fuck was that who was all “TODOROKI FINALLY YOU’RE A FAST FUCKING HIMBO HUH!” like they really went and put that “finally” in there, like they were so fucking tired of Todoroki Shouto and his LANGUID FUCKING PACE all the fucking time, GOD, FINALLY SOME SPEED BOY WE WERE DYING OUT HERE

Mineta being happy for Deku also warms my heart, ngl. we’ve gone almost an entire chapter with Mineta not doing anything even remotely perverted, can it be, has Horikoshi finally chilled the fuck out. or did I just jinx it we shall see

also love how Deku is just reduced to an inkblot here and it still is him beyond any shadow of a doubt. and poor Sero, you are also being impinged on huh

lmao Mineta’s just socking Deku in the solar plexus out of comradery and Deku’s fucking vomiting on reflex and not even paying the slightest attention wtf

I love this panel there I said it

so he’s going over and thanking Ochako for “that time” and says he’s using Blackwhip a lot better now. I assume he’s referring to when he first unlocked it and went hog wild and she was all “smh” and went and hugged him to put an end to that nonsense

oh, right!!!!

I forgot about those!! looool Horikoshi’s 2020 resolution is to make everyone Spider-Man now huh. hey everyone guess what I LOVE THIS

oh my god this wholesomeness

I fucking can’t?? yo I’m seriously living for this? I don’t get why some people think Deku inhibits Ochako’s character growth tbh. or that her story is becoming all about him. if it is, then it’s in the same way that Bakugou’s is. Deku keeps inspiring her to be better, ain’t nothing wrong with that. yes she has the crush, and she’s honest with herself and in tune with her emotions enough to be aware of it and to acknowledge it, but she refuses to be distracted by it. I actually really like that, because it shows that romantic feelings can actually exist and not be the central focus of a character’s story or their development. and I think the fear is that it somehow will become the focus, but so far I haven’t seen that happening, so it seems unwarranted to me

anyway

shit’s cute

oh no Mineta’s doing something weird I fucking did jinx it I’m sorry guys. it’s a fucking fistbump dude relax

so All Might seems to be dismissing them now, and he’s saying something about how he reordered (?? rescheduled, maybe??) class so that Aizawa can watch later. that’s nice. he’ll need something to cheer him up, and if Acidman can’t do the trick I don’t know what can

and now we’re cutting back to the dorms!! dorm shenanigans yessssss

oh no shit wait

these are not playful dorm shenanigans these are depressed Miczawa shenanigans to bring me down. nnnn

but Aizawa fucking knows something is up now, shit. that’s right son your babies are in danger

KLJKLGLKSH

okay (1) HOW HOT IS AIZAWA THOUGH HOW DOES HE ALWAYS DO THIS

and (2) is “have a karaoke contest” code for “fuck shit up” or what. son of a bitch, having these two so personally invested in the Noumu arc now is such an unexpected and wonderful gift

MIRIO NO

(ETA: but you all know Aizawa was about to say “I’d go and fuck shit up” though.)

I LOVE YOU BOTH BUT THEY WERE HAVING A SEXY ANGSTING MOMENT, MIRIO CAN YOU NOT READ THE ROOM!! DO YOU NOT SEE THEM BEING ALL ANGSTY AND DARKLY CONTEMPLATIVE!! YOU TWO OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW WHEN LOVERS ARE BONDING OVER THEIR ANGST WHICH ONLY THE TWO OF THEM UNDERSTAND! FUCKING GODDAMN

NO!!!!!

[SLAMS HANDS ON TABLE] HORIKOSHI I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU LAY ONE FINGER ON HER PRECIOUS HEAD

NOOOO MY SWEET BABY GIRL

oh my fuck that sweater is the cutest fucking thing and this girl has had no shortage of cute outfits let me tell you. BUT ANYWAY SHE’S SCARED AND CRYING NOOOO. holy shit her horn is fucking huge now I don’t feel comfortable with this at all, and Nejire is Best Mom for not giving a single fuck and holding and comforting her regardless of the risk, I love her so much

OH THANK GOD

PALPABLE RELIEF. boys I’m sorry it was wrong of me to yell, you did the right thing interrupting their sexy brooding

BREAK ROOM AHHHHH THE SCOOBY SQUAD LIVES AGAINNNN

it means you constantly amaze him!! you have so much potential he doesn’t even know what the limit might possibly be! don’t act like you don’t love it. or stop being so suspicious and trying to look for the hidden meaning and just accept the praise for what it is. you did good. now ask him if he’s heard any news about Best Jeanist :/

!!

that’s right, he was researching and making faces a while back, are we finally gonna find out what all that was about??

DSLFKAJSLDKFH

HE MADE A NOTEBOOK FOR HIM AHHHHHHHH HE KNOWS WHAT HE LIKES THIS IS AMAZING

DOES HIM GIVING HIM THE INFO IN NOTEBOOK FORM MEAN IT’S UP TO DEKU WHETHER OR NOT HE WANTS TO SHARE THIS INFO WITH KACCHAN. HMMM. OBVIOUSLY HE WILL, BUT THAT’S A REAL POWER MOVE THOUGH, DAMN

“PAST SUCCESSORS / QUIRKS” EVERYONE, THIS BOOK CONTAINS THE SECRETS OF THE SIXQUIRKS. AND THE PREVIOUS OFA AVATARS. THAT’S FINE I’M JUST GONNA. ...I’LL BE FINE. FOR TWO WEEKS. FUCK

shit. well I know it was coming, that’s another reason why I didn’t feel particularly rushed to read this chapter lol. I kinda wish I’d had the foresight to save the Korean scanlation though, just to compare. ah well it’s probably still lying around somewhere

and lol and here’s the bonus page, and this one I did see floating around tumblr haha

I’m not sure how the three smartest kids in class are all present and yet not one of them had the foresight to consider that maybe, just maybe, this could be a bad idea. let’s let the kid with the combustible sweat handle the mochi I’m sure it’ll be -- [everyone immediately dies]. anyway so that’s some good friendly advice from Horikoshi there. happy new year friends!

[nat-roman0ff]

iv. sex & candy, among other things

 series of blurbs // a certain time and place (read full series in my masterlist!)

 iv. sex & candy, among other things

the one where they almost say ‘i love you’.

wc: 3,214

warnings: cursing (but in a good way), smut (see title), & melted chocolate (gross).

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She always does this, thing. Despite however many times he’s seen her naked (which Shawn counts at about 285 at this point) she still hides herself. He isn’t sure if it’s like, a confidence thing. Because he’s pretty sure she’s the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen. And not in that, facetune Instagram kind of way either. She doesn’t obsess over her hair or having the perfect winged eyeliner. She’s beautiful in the way her face lights up when she sees someone walking their dog, or seeing a cute baby despite absolutely hating children, or when she’s reaching for his belt (okay that last one was a bit of a stretch, but they’re both naked and who are we kidding, he’s hoping round two will happen once she wakes up). 

 Shawn begins by tracing her shoulder; he’s basically obsessed with the way that her skin prickles when he touches her, even when she’s asleep. His cheeks heat up when he reaches her neck, his fingers trailing over the purple marks from the night before. He’s sure he’s got a few on him as well. Neither of them had been exactly gentle last night. 

 “Stop doing that, it makes my nips get all hard,” she says, not bothering to open her eyes as a chill shivers down her spine. 

She feels the breath of Shawn’s laugh graze her neck, “maybe that was my intention,” he smirks, she can feel it against her skin when he kisses her there.

 She rolls closer to face him, “you’re gross,” she says, poking at the divet in his cheek.

 “You seem to like me enough.” 

 Her eyes roll, “only sometimes.” 

 Shawn cuts her off by giving her a kiss. It’s soft but so goddamn yearning, as if he hadn’t gone to town on her for hours and hours just a short time ago. It doesn’t take long for his mouth to open and their tongues to mingle. She hitches her leg over his hip and rolls him onto his back, straddling him. She breaks the kiss and sits back, allowing him to take in her full bare upper torso, her bottom half covered only by a tiny pair of lace underwear that sits dangerously low on her hips. 

 He resists the urge to fucking rip them off of her.

 She blushes while his hands take inventory of her body, starting at their resting point on her hips and moving slowly up her sides and back, moving to the front to give her breasts a firm squeeze then roaming the front of her soft stomach. She won’t make eye contact and he notices. Her hands do this weird thing where he can’t tell if she’s trying to stifle a cough or hide her face. She lets him see all of her but she won’t watch. 

 Shawn notices and he hates it. It’s the thing. He grabs the side of her face firmly and forces her to look at him.

 “Do you not feel good about yourself?” Shawn asks while the fingers of his free hand ghost her hip. 

 She scoffs, pushing away his hand from her face, “why would you fucking ask me that?”

 “You don’t have to be perfect,” He starts, and he already hates what he’s saying, “not that I think you aren’t or are. Fuck, this is all coming out so wrong,” he pulls at his curls “I’m just trying to say that if you’re insecure that’s okay. I’m not here to fix that but I want to know why and I want you to want to feel better about yourself. Regardless of what me or anyone else says or how we feel about you.” 

 She wasn’t insecure about her body - at least, not insecure more than the average girl. She had her bad hair days, or the zit from Hell that just doesn’t go away but she rarely felt unhappy with her looks. And she supposes she’s a very lucky person in that sense. She understood that her body was hers and hers alone, a vessel that gets you up and puts you down to sleep every day. That not all of them looked the same and she was never going to be the flawless model on the cover pages of the magazines she stole from her mother’s nightstand as a girl. She understood that her curves were her own, that her stomach rolled when she sat down and that was okay. It didn’t make her any more or less of a woman. 

 What she was insecure about were her feelings for Shawn. She knew if she had to watch the look in his eyes every time his hands covered her body in the most delicious way that she would absolutely lose it. Probably cry a little, scream, even. The two of them were so caught up in this not being a thing that it became a thing and the lack of answers and knowledge about the future was beginning to drive her batshit crazy.

 He looks for answers in her eyes but she won’t look at him. He’s thankful they’re in her bed instead of his, it’s smaller, so it forces them closer together when they cuddle at night. In fact, he can’t really remember the last time he spent a night in his own bed. At least a night in his own bed without her by his side.

 “You don’t have to be my anti-hero, Shawn. I know I’m not what you’re used to. I know this just is what it is for you. Just be you and don’t fucking complicate it by telling me I’m beautiful-” 

 “But you are,” he cuts off, sitting up, his chest flush with hers, “and you deserve to be told that you are.”

 She rolls her eyes again, “just shut up and fuck me already.”

 Shawn’s hands smooth up the side of her, “really fucking eloquent for someone who can’t look at me when I touch her.” 

 She tries to get off of him but he plants her across his lap, “we’re not doing this right now.” 

 “Then when are we?” He pleads, “when are we finally going to do this? Whatever the fuck this is in your mind.” 

 She doesn’t say anything and instead leans down slowly, letting her pert nipples skim across his chest, “I will literally fuck you until you shut up,” she whispers in his ear before biting and tugging on the lobe. 

 Shawn puts his hands behind his head, “go for it. You know how hard it is for me to shut up.” 

 She raises an eyebrow and crawls backwards a smidge, kissing his chest and working her way down his stomach, tongue swiping at the V that disappears under his boxers. Shawn prides himself on having an excellent poker face, and watches her with a cocky smirk. 

 “So what are your thoughts on this Communist Manifesto?” Shawn starts. 

 She’s not gentle when she rips Shawn’s boxers down his thighs. He’s only half hard, so she licks her palm and wraps her fingers gently around him. He twitches in her hand and she can see the heat rise in his cheeks and flow to his chest. 

 She pumps him slowly at first, getting her wrist into a rhythm that she knows will both torture Shawn, and also get him hard in like, thirty seconds flat. He takes in a deep breath and holds it when her lips slip over the tip of his cock.

 “When did you first figure out Albus Dumbledore was gay? For me, it was-” 

 He grunts and clears his throat, his voice a little higher pitched now, “ittttt-it-it,” he struggles, “was in Goblet of Fire.” 

 “That’s easy, knew it from Chamber of Secrets,” She licks the underside of his cock, tongue tracing the prominent vein that protrudes from it.

 Shawn’s a little uneasy now and she’s winning, but Shawn also isn’t a quitter. She lays out flat now between his legs, massaging his thigh with one hand as she uses the other to edge him. She’ll start and stop; twist, lick, anything unpredictable. Finally, she takes him fully in her mouth, gagging a little when he hits the back of her throat and Shawn swears he goes full stupid for a second. She’s so wet and warm around him he’s finding it hard to concentrate on anything else except maybe what her pussy is going to feel like later. 

 “You ever see a bat before? They’re really hideous. My sister got one stuck in her hair once when it was flying around the backyard.” 

 She pulls back up, releasing him with a pop. He’s fully hard know, his cock a pretty pink and wet with her spit. She can already feel her own wetness pooling between her thighs and she kisses soft little pecks into his thighs and back up his body.

 “You want my ass or my pussy?” 

 Shawn chokes. 

 “P-pussy?” He isn’t sure why he says it like a question. 

 She reaches over him and into the nightstand for a condom, “are we already out again?” 

 He just nods.

 She shrugs, “I’ll just let you finish on my face then.” 

 “You kiss your mother with that mouth?!?”

 She kisses the side of his face, “only on major holidays.” 

 Shawn grabs her hips, squeezing at the bare flesh and situates her back on top of him. She rubs her clothed center against his cock and it’s just the perfect fucking amount of friction that he’s pretty sure he’s going to bust if he doesn’t get inside of her right now. 

 He wraps his whole hand around the dainty fabric of her underwear and rips it completely off, tossing the fabric aside. 

 “Hey!” She slaps his arm, “Those were one of my favorite pairs!” 

 Shawn lines himself up with her, “you’ll get over it,” he says before slamming into her. 

 All the breath is knocked from her lungs and it takes her a moment to adjust to his size. She places her hands on his broad chest and starts to rock herself. Shawn loves the way she feels around him, so tight like she was made just for him, their bodies the perfect fit for one another. He’s felt that ever since the first night in the bathtub.

 “Fuck, Shawn,” She gasps, “I can’t tell, are we in a fight?” 

 He fucks up into her, loving the way his length disappears entirely inside of her, “now who’s the one who won’t shut up?” 

 “Fuck you.” 

 He grasps her hips so tightly she’s positive there will be marks in the morning, “already am.” 

 They find their pacing eventually, her on top and Shawn’s hands guiding her movements. She feels that familiar feeling start to sprout in her belly. It warms her veins and spreads so quickly she thinks she might pass out.

 Shawn swears he’s never seen something so brilliant in his life; her hair a mess, cheeks pink, body shining with sweat and her breasts bouncing with each thrust. She throws her head back, and he allows one of his hands to slide up her body and around her throat. He gives a gentle squeeze and she nods.

 “If you’re horNAY let’s do it, ride it, my pony,” Shawn sings at the top of his lungs. 

 She stops all movement, “are you really singing Pony while you’re inside me?”

 “I couldn’t think of anything to talk about and it’s too soon to cum.” 

 She rolls her eyes and she can feel him twitch inside her when she does, “so I win?”

 He sits up and nips her chin, “you’ll never win, Baby.”

 “You wanna bet?” 

 She pushes his chest and he falls back down onto the pillows, she leans forward with force, probably a little too much, and her hand goes straight through the wall behind the bed. 

 Shawn snorts, and she pulls her hand out of the wall, “well, I hope I get my security deposit back now.” 

 He plucks the pieces of drywall from his hair and tries to pull himself from her but she grabs his wrist in protest, “oh, we aren’t stopping!” She states. 

 “There’s nothing sexy about asbestos,” Shawn deadpans.

 She gets off of him and winces at the feeling of losing him between her thighs. It’s then that she notices the blood between her knuckles. It’s warm and falls down her wrist, mixing with the dusty powder from the drywall on her hand. 

 “Shit,” she mutters to herself, “I’ll be right back.” 

 She grabs a shirt from the floor and throws it over her head before scurrying to the bathroom, clenching her bleeding hand to her chest. She locks the door behind her and isn’t quite sure why. It doesn’t take long to clean up, it’s just a couple of minor cuts and she bandages them quickly. It isn’t until she looks up at herself in the bathroom mirror and sees the fading fingerprints of where Shawn’s hand was around her neck that she begins to cry. 

 It starts as sort of a bubbling, like a pot of water that foams and spits onto the burner just before spilling all the way over. She’s not always like this, but it happens most of the time after she’s with Shawn. The intimacy is the hardest part. She can be friends and banter with him until the cows come home, but it’s not until it’s three in the morning and they’re naked in her full size bed that he barely fits on that she just can’t fucking handle it. 

 Some days she thinks she should end it, to just be friends, whatever that meant to them at this point. She knows herself better than that though, she knows how badly her body, mind and soul crave him until the point where it physically hurts not to be around him, holding him, fucking him. She’s addicted, in a way. It’s exhilarating in some ways to never have an answer. It means it’s never quite tangible, there’s always something to chase after.

 She lets the tears fall and she knows Shawn will see right through her the second she gets back to him. It’s a feeble attempt, but she washes her face and dries her eyes and works up the courage to back back to the boy she wants to scream I love you to at the top of her lungs. 

 Something strikes her then; she could say it to him. There’s plenty of different types of love that exists in human existence. 

 “I love you, Shawn,” she says to herself in the mirror, her hands white knuckling the edge of the sink, “I. Love. You.” 

 Bile rises in her throat at the thought of his reaction. She doesn’t think she could stand it if he rejected her, which she knows is a very reasonable outcome. She just doesn’t fit into the big picture of his life, she was the friend with an empty bed and open arms every time he came home. She’s sure there were plenty of other girls in between her that Shawn didn’t talk about.

 When she returns from the bathroom, Shawn’s got his boxers back on he’s eating a chocolate bar. 

 “I have many questions for you. First, where’d your boner go?” She asks. 

 Shawn’s eyes pan to a discarded towel on the floor, “...don’t touch that.” 

 She grimaces, “you’re gross.” 

 “You were in the bathroom for like twenty minutes! It hurt!” 

 She rolls her eyes and his heart skips two beats in a row, “second question, where’d you get that chocolate?” 

 He takes a bite, “it was in the back pocket of my jeans, it’s a little melted though. Want some?” 

 She clears the room and jumps on the bed, taking a bite from his hand. He’s sitting up against the wall behind the bed, his feet still dangling off the bottom edge of the mattress. She curls into him and he wraps an arm around her, “why were you crying?” He asks, kissing the top of her head.

 She hides her face in his shirt, “my hand hurts.”

 “I once watched you literally get hit by a moving car and you got up and said ‘all good mate’, a bloody hand doesn’t make you cry. What’s wrong? Did I do something?” 

 She shakes her head.

 His fingers trace where his fingers held her throat, “was it the choking? We don’t have to do that next time, I just thought-” 

 “No you can choke me anytime.” 

 Shawn snorts and she side eyes him, “I’m just thinking too much lately.” 

 He raises an eye, “oh? About what?” 

 She shrugs, “I don’t know...maybe getting in a relationship would be nice. Maybe it’d be nice to be choked by only one person in my life.” 

 “Who the fuck else is choking you?” 

 She glares, “no one, Shawn. That’s the point.” 

 His mind is blanking. Shawn always thought he was good at reading people. The two of them had always been blunt to each other about everything; there were no lines to read between, no double meanings. This was the first time in the entirety of their friendship that Shawn didn’t know what she was talking about. 

 “What do you mean?” 

 She pulls away from him and rolls over to face away from him, “nothing, never mind.” 

 “Do you - do you not want to do this anymore?” He asks, “if there’s someone and you want to be with them I want that for you. I just want you happiest.” 

 With me, he thinks. 

 She rolls over, “no, there’s no one, Shawn. It was just a stray thought in my stupid after sex girl brain. It’s called hormones.” 

 Her heart races, and she thinks that now is the perfect time. The perfect time to grab his big stupid face and look him in those honey eyes and tell him everything she’s wanted to tell him since the first time they met. 

 Shawn’s heart breaks a little thinking of her with someone else. He’s sure that comment had a second meaning and gets a surge of jealousy that weakens his bones at that thought of someone else holding her like he does. 

 She’s here though, in bed with him, fucking him, wearing his teeshirt. That has to mean something for now, that for now she’s his but not really. That whoever this mystery person is, is just a fleeting thought in the here and now and he is the here and now. 

 This is his chance, he thinks. This is that moment when the walls are down and it’s time to lay it all out on the table. Shawn tugs at the sleeve of her teeshirt and rolls her over onto her back so he can get a look at her. 

 “What?” She asks, pinching his chin between her thumb and forefinger. 

 He moves her hand to his chest, his heart beating beneath it so rapidly and harshly he can hear the way the blood surges through his veins. His breath comes in short gasps. It’s her turn to take his hand and press it to her chest. 

 Their misguided hearts beat in synchrony beneath each other’s palms, but neither have the gall to say the words that are on the tips of both their tongues. 

[twocupsofsuga]

Comforting Silence || Chanyeol

Chanyeol x Reader (sorry if he’s a little OC in this...)

No plagiarizing my work please…

Summary: Your boyfriend one day asks you if you could give him some company in his studio while he did his work. “I just want you to be around.” He said. “You don’t have to talk or do anything, being with you in silence is enough.”

(Was a Suga x Reader but I changed it to Chanyeol.)

“Do you want anything to eat?”

Looking up from your book to look into Chanyeol’s eyes, you smiled and shook your head. “No thanks.” you said as you rested your book on your lap and stretched your arms in the air. “But really, I should be the one asking you that. You’ve been sitting there in the same spot for like, an hour by now.”

Looking over at his hunched figure, you saw Chanyeol staring at his computer before he shook his head. “I’m good.”

Introducing Park Chanyeol, a.k.a, your boyfriend. Earlier today he had called you and asked you if you wanted to spend the rest of the afternoon with him in his studio. You were already feeling bored before he invited you and since you had no other plans, you said ok. You were missing him anyways, you felt that you hadn’t been spending much time lately, so you hoped to make it up by spending some quality time with him today, even if it meant doing nothing and sitting contently with him in his studio.

So now here you sat with your knees up on one of the soft chairs in his studio with a very interesting book in your hands, with Chanyeol working on his new song on his computer with his back turned towards you. It’s been a while since both of you had spoken, but none of you cared that much.

“I just want you to be around.”  You remembered him saying. “You don’t have to talk or do anything if you don’t want to, being with you in silence is enough.”

Being in the same room as Chanyeol was enough for you. And since you knew he was busy, you tried your best not to bother him, only having small chit chats with him before falling into hushed silence every now and then.

Feeling as if your boyfriend was actually lying when he said he didn’t want anything, you stood up anyways and walked towards the door.

“Where are you going?” You heard Chanyeol call out and you turned around to see him peeking over his shoulders to look at you.

“I’ll be back quickly!” You called out as you slipped out of the door, closing it behind you and jogging towards the staff room where all the drinks and food where placed.

Grabbing two plastic cups, you walked over to where the juices were and filled the cups carefully with orange juice. Then, grabbing a big paper plate, you filled it with small cookies, sandwiches, and other goodies. Expertly holding everything, you carefully walked back to your boyfriend’s studio.

You somehow managed to get the door open, walked inside and closed it shut with the heel of your foot and walked up to where Chanyeol’s desk was and where he sat. You gently placed the plate next to him, but making sure it was out of his work space and placed his drink next to it.

Chanyeol paused in what ever he was doing and eyed the food. “What’s this?” he said, raising an eyebrow. You shrugged and took a sip from your orange juice.

“I thought you might actually be hungry. You’ve been stuck in here for so long without eating or drinking anything.”

Chanyeol shook his head. “You didn’t need to do that (y/n).” he said, but nonetheless reached for a chocolate chip cookie and took a big bite out of it.

You snorted. “Well then, I guess you don’t need these anymore.” And with that, you grabbed the cookie out of his hand and took a bite out of it yourself.

Chanyeol let out a whine and turned around in his chair to face you. “Give ittttt. I was just joking.” You couldn’t help but laugh at his pout before holding the cookie close to his face.

“Say ahh~” Chanyeol said nothing and complied and opened his mouth, and you proceeding to flick the cookie in his mouth.

“Thanks baby.” he said as he continued to chew on the baked goodness and turned back to face his computer and resumed in doing his work.

Nodding your head in satisfaction, you walked back over to your chair and slowly and carefully dragged it near Chanyeol’s chair. The boy said nothing and continued to look at his bright screen as he felt you moving around and slumped on your chair that was now placed directly next to his on his left side. He watched you from the corner of his eyes as you grabbed your book back into your hands and sipped your juice again. Looking over at the plate of food you brought, you noticed a strawberry jam cookie.

‘Chanyeol’s favorite’, you remembered in your head as you smiled. Reaching over to grab one, you took a bite out of it and sighed at the blissful taste that now lingered in your mouth. Turning around to face Chanyeol, you held he cookie up in his direction. “Want a bite?” You asked, your words coming out slightly muffled because of the cookie pieces in your mouth.

Typing a few more words away on his keyboard, Chanyeol looked at you in the eyes before he looked at the cookie. He leaned forward and bit into the cookie, biting your fingers softly in the process. Pulling away with the remaining of the cookie now in his mouth, he leaned towards your fingers and gave them a small kiss before focusing on his work again. Thanking you again, he turned is head to you and kissed you on the cheek.

So that’s how you spent the next half an hour with the rapper. You reaching for what ever was on the plate and taking a bite out of it, and then moving it over to Chanyeol who would finish it in one big bite.

With the plate now empty and your book done with reading, you sighed and closed your book, placing it on the table in front of you. You leaned your head on Chanyeol’s shoulder, and you felt him kiss your forehead. “Tired?” he asked as he stopped his fingers from moving and scanned his screen.

“Nope.” you said popping the ’p’.

And then you saw it.

A black marker placed next to Chanyeol’s mouse on his right side. Squinting at the black marker, you had a sudden urge to play with it. Getting up from your chair slightly, you stretched over and grabbed the marker, sitting back into your seat. Chanyeol gave a quick look at the marker in your hands with a raised eyebrow before focusing back on his computer. “What are you doing (y/n)?”

You giggled and looked over at Chanyeol’s hands. His right hand was on the mouse, scrolling things here and there and clicking things non stop, and there was his left hand, all vulnerable and free.

“Give me your hand.”

“What?” Chanyeol stopped with his mouse clicking and looked at you with a confused face.

You held out your hand. “Give me your hand.” Chanyeol gave you a weird look before placing his left hand in yours, gripping your hand. Smiling, you pulled his hand out straight in front of you and you rolled up his sleeves, leaving beautiful white skin in front of you. Chanyeol continued to look at your actions in confusion, and his eyebrows shot up when he saw you pull the marker’s lid off and brought it near to his skin.

“The heck are you doing jagi?” He said as he pulled his hand back and gave you a weird look again.

You rolled your eyes and smiled. “It’s fineeeee Chanyeol.” You said and grabbed his arm again, happy that Chanyeol wasn’t pulling his arm back anymore as he just watched you doodle on his skin. “It’ll wash off… don’t worry.”

Chanyeol continued to watch you draw small flowers and love hearts on his arm for a few seconds before sighing and going back to his work. “I have a concert tomorrow you know.” He said, pulling away his hand again and frowning at all the ‘I Love You!!’s written all over his arm.

You pouted and grabbed his arm and gently tugged it towards you again. “I know.”

“…. My fans are going to see it.”

“Then they’ll know I did it. Our relationship went public last year remember? Plus they all love me.”

“Manager-hyung won’t be happy.”

“No he won’t.”

“My skin looks weird now.”

“You can wash it off.”

“It won’t come off.”

“It’s not permanent.”

“(Y/N).”

“ Chanyeol.”

You looked up and smiled brightly at Chanyeol who continued to look at you with a frown. Laughing at his expression, you leaned in to give him a quick peck on his pouting lips. “I love you Yeol~!” You said while laughing and went back to your drawing.

Chanyeol sighed, giving up and went back to his work, his free right hand still on the mouse. “Saranghae.” He said in a grumble, but couldn’t help but smile at your childish behavior.

‘Cute.’ he thought as he continued his work. 

You quickly doodled a cloud on Chanyeol’s arm. “Don’t think that I’ve forgotten about your other arm Chanyeol.”

Happy to say that the next day, Chanyeol went with his friends to perform in their concert.

With both his arms doodled.

~Masterlist~

(Please re-blog if you liked it! It would help my work to be shared around, thank you!)

[shuakkinda-blog]

Chan crushing on you !! // scenario

A bullet-point scenario starring Lee Chan/Dino !!

Feel free to request scenarios and reactions on my page :)

- Chan has grown up so much since his predebut days

- he isn’t a lil baby anymore and I CHOKE EVERY TIME I SAY THAT ISTG

- he’s become so mature and intelligent and sassy (courtesy of seungkwan) and charming and

- damnit

- he’s not even the same Chan we started out with in the Adore U era

- his growth over the past few years is just c r a z y

- BUT EVERYONE STILL TREATS HIM LIKE THE FAMILY FETUS LOL

- a lot of times I sense that Chan doesn’t wanna labeled “the group baby”

- and he definitely wouldn’t want to have this kind of “baby reputation” when he’s trying to go after a girl he likes

- because oh man when Chan starts crushing on someone and the members find out

- he’ll be babied a whole lot more than he already is sorry chan

- let’s get right into the scenario :D

- the first day of your internship at pledis, you’re introduced to the group you’ll be working under

- seventeen !!!!

- and during your personal introduction, you can’t help but notice all the members acting...

- strange

- is it something I’m saying? My accent? Is there something on my face??? you think to yourself

- you’re so confused

- but after some more observations, you notice one thing

- the members keep on looking at one specific member

- and the ones who are right next to him are constantly nudging his arm

- the targeted guy’s face is stolid, but it breaks every once in awhile when he tells the other members to knock off their nonsense

- after you finish your own introductions, the seventeen members begin introducing themselves individually

- and the guy that everyone was bothering during your introduction eventually steps up to introduce himself

- “Hi, I’m Dino. Nice to meet you,” he says sweetly

- his brief sentence is followed up by quiet laughter and finger-poking at the poor boy

- “stop it,” he whispers to the others

- you don’t get it

- were they poking fun at him because of you

- and if they were, why??? why you?

- after your introductions, one member agrees to take you on a mini tour of the company building

- “hi, I’m Jeonghan,” he greets you

- you greet him with a hello and your name before you begin a conversation as you walk through your tour

- you guys get along comfortably, and by the end of the tour, the both of you are practically conversing the way best friends would

- as he leads you to building exit to end the day, he asks you

- “y/n, I know this is really random, but did you happen to see any of us members around the building when you first arrived today?”

- you don’t recall seeing anyone so you reply

- “I don’t think so, why?”

- “ah nothing,” he smiles but it appears he’s holding back a laugh. “I was just wondering...”

- did that have to do with the way Dino was treated earlier?

- you shrug it off for a little and head home after exchanging goodbyes with that nice tour guide

- but at night you can’t help but think of what happened earlier again

- even though you don’t know what all the fuss was with Dino and the other members

- it’s bothering you

- what did you do? was it even your fault? or was it his?

- you tell yourself to forget about it and start off clean on the first official day of work tomorrow

- when you report to the company building the next day, everything goes the way your internship advisor has said it would go

- you pick up your to-do list from your boss’s office and go off to wherever you feel like doing your work in the building

- and after spending a lot of time trying to find vacant places to work, you finally find the practice room to be empty

- you find it kind of weird because lol aren’t there a lot of groups under pledis that practice daily???

- but you go with it bc you’re not complaining

- it’s a nice room :D

- wElp s0rry, you were kinda right earlier when you said artists need to practice there because GUESS WHO DECIDES TO WALK IN THE SECOND YOU GET SETTLED

- “Oh, hello, y/n,” Dino greets you with a bow

- you do the same for him, but you can’t help but feel kind of awkward as he drops his backpack by the sound booth right next to your workplace and gets settled into the room

- “I hope you don’t mind if I play songs on the sound system for practice right now?” he asks you

- “oh it’s okay,” you reply. “I usually like to have a little bit of music playing while I work on things anyways.”

- “okay!” he replies cheerfully. “Just let me know if you need anything, alright?”

- aw this guy is so... nice?

- “thank you, Dino,” you smile

- “oh no, please call me Chan,” he laughs shyly. “I mean... Dino, Chan, it’s up to you, really.”

- “okay Chan,” you smile at your paperwork and get started with your tasks

- he smiles as he starts playing the first song

- you don’t know this but Chan gets this warm feeling in his chest when he hears your voice chime his real name for the first time

- ahgghh I can’t let the hyungs think they’re right, he thinks to himself

- promise yourself now, Chan, that you won’t end up liking this girl

- I mean pshh this is only your second time seeing her

- that weird thing in your chest can’t be anything significant

- right?

- lmao just wait, Chan

- so the both of you are pretty much silent in the practice room

- well besides the music playing in the background

- there’s no conversation

- it’s just you working on paperwork and Chan working on choreography

- from where you are sitting, you can see Chan’s phone hooked up to the speaker system on the sound booth

- and whenever you got curious as to what a certain song’s title was, you’d peek over from your desk to see his phone screen

- after awhile, you notice his phone practically blowing up with messages

- since the phone is so close to you, your eyes can’t help but read a few of them:

- Seungkwan: “tryna show off your dancing skills to the girl, hUH”

- Seungcheol: “I see you, Channie ;)”

- Minghao: “yo I didn’t think you’d actually like her, but I guess you do since you’re literally practicing dancing in the same room she’s working in on purpose”

- Jeonghan: “EY AEGI (baby in korean) GO GET ITTTTT~”

- you blush a little at the messages

- it was pretty obvious

- they couldn’t be talking about anyone else but you

- you look out the windows and doors and see if anyone’s peeking into the practice room, but there’s no one

- are they hiding or something?

- how did they know we’re in the same room?

- and does Chan... like me???

- you want to tell Chan that his phone is exploding with messages, but you don’t want to seem nosy

- so you sit quietly and continue your work

- but ofc Chan, being a little self-conscious around the new intern, glances back at you every now and then while he’s practicing

- he catches you looking at his phone

- “hey, is something wrong?”

- “OH nothing nothing!!” you panic and revert your eyes back to your papers. “I’m just... checking out the song titles, that’s all.”

- you technically weren’t lying because you had been checking the titles earlier, but you only told half of the truth so you’re still kinda guilty LOL

- but Chan believes you and flashes you another cute smile before continuing his practice

- you finish your work, and the both of you say goodbye before parting ways

- Chan decides to take a look at his phone after you leave

- and his mouth drops at the sight of all the messages the members spammed him with

- and they we’re all obviously about you

- he’s pretty sure you saw these messages too since they were sent awhile ago rip

- WHY DO THEY ALWAYS GOTTA PICK ON ME AT THE WORST TIMES, Chan would think as he covers his face with a hand

- he informs the members about this on the svt group chat

- Chan: “GUYS WHAT THE HELL”

- Jeonghan: “Oh is lil aegi mad?”

- Mingyu: “dude what’s with the angry text?”

- Chan: “WHY WERE YOU ALL SPAMMING MY PHONE”

- Chan: “AND POINTING OUT Y/N”

- Mingyu: “because we all know you got a little crush on her lmao”

- Chan: “BUT YOU GUYS”

- Chan: “YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND”

- Joshua: “wdym”

- Seungkwan: “yeah calm down. it’s not like she saw them”

- Seungkwan: “right?”

- Chan: “...”

- Seungcheol: “shit”

- Hansol: “oh my god we’re sorry, Chan”

- Seokmin: “LMAO DID SHE REALLY SEE THEM?”

- Minghao: “lol guys we really fucked it up”

- Chan: “yes she was looking at my phone and she said she was looking at the song titles, but now I think she was lying”

- Junhui: “oh yeah she was definitely lying then”

- Junhui: “If I were her, I’d be more interested in those juicy texts than some song title”

- Chan: “I hate all of you”

- Jeonghan: “wait Chan”

- Chan puts away his phone and flushes red in anger and embarrassment

- he doesn’t wanna care about what happened because he doesn’t have any concrete feelings for you

- but at the same time he cares a lot because now it’s gonna be very awkward between you two

- what are you supposed to think of Chan after seeing those messages?

- a part of him wants to hide from you for the rest of his life

- but luckily, his mature side takes over and makes the decision to talk it out with you the next time you guys bump into each other

- a day or two later, Chan spots you in the hallway

- and he finds himself walking toward you

- here we go, the both of you think simultaneously at the sight of each other

- “hey y/n,” Chan greets you

- “hi Chan.”

- silence follows

- “look, about the other day... ugh I hate to be like this with you but... were you really looking at the song titles when I asked?” he gets into the questions right away

- you know exactly was he’s talking about, and you know you would feel guilty if you pretended to not know

- “oh, well yeah I was checking for the titles at first, but then... you got a few texts and-”

- “I know, I just want to apologize for... those,” he looks down to avoid your eyes

- “It’s okay! I know what it feels like to be in that kind of position where your friends constantly bug you about a specific person,” you explain sympathetically. Chan looks up at you again

- “oh, really?” he smiles. Wow, she actually understands me...

- you nod. “Yeah, I get it.”

- Chan sighs in relief

- “Maybe we should start again?” you suggest

- you hold out a hand and the both of you reintroduce each other with a handshake

- Chan would be so freaking happy when he clears that all up with you

- he’ll probably hit up the group chat again

- Chan: “I’m sorry for getting mad the other day”

- Mingyu: “now you come crawling back huh”

- Seungcheol: “hey he’s apologizing, just take it”

- Joshua: “no we should be apologizing, Chan. we went a little too crazy with the spam the other day and we’re sorry”

- Seokmin: “none of this would’ve happened tho if Chan hadn’t said y/n looked pretty when he saw her walking into the building on her first day”

- Hansol: “lol”

- Jeonghan: “SEOKMIN STOP”

- Minghao: “he’s kinda right tho, it all started there”

- Chan: “wow I come back to apologize and this is what I get”

- Seungkwan: “Seungcheol: hey chan, did the new intern walk in yet?”

- Seungkwan: “Chan: I dunno, maybe. I just saw a pretty girl walking into the building a few minutes ago”

- Seungkwan: “everyone else in svt: OOOHHH DID CHAN JUST CALL A GIRL PRETTY???”

- Seungkwan: “Chan: WAIT NO I DIDN’T MEAN TO SAY- BUT- HADKGFJS. STOOOP.”

- Jeonghan: “SEUNGKWAN, RECAPPING THE MOMENT THAT STARTED ALL OF THIS ISN’T HELPING RN”

- Seungkwan: “ok I’m sorry”

- Chan: “it’s okay we made up. I explained everything”

- Wonwoo: “so are you guys friends now?”

- Chan: “I guess???”

- Mingyu: “:3:3:3:3:3″

- Soonyoung: “my boy”

- Minghao: “we all know you want more than that though”

- Chan: “bye I regret coming back to this group chat”

- Seungcheol: “NEXT PERSON TO ATTACK CHAN HAS TO CLEAN ALL THE LAUNDRY, YOU HEAR ME??”

- with this new, clean slate, Chan would feel so confident about initiating conversations with you and joining you at work for mini hangouts

- and tbh he wouldn’t even notice that he’s been developing a legitimate crush on you unless another member talks to him about it

- maybe Soonyoung because he’s got the cutest hyung-dongsaeng relationship with Chan :’)

- you’d be hanging out with Chan in the practice room again when Soonyoung comes in to get ready for the performance team practice coming up in a few minutes

- knowing their schedule, you say your goodbyes before leaving the two dancers alone in the room

- Soonyoung turns to Chan and grins as soon as you close the door and depart

- “Chan, admit it. You like her.”

- “no no, I’d never-” the maknae shakes his head in denial but Soonyoung interrupts his sentence

- “then tell me why you’re always hanging out with her.”

- “I mean is it wrong to hang out with friends??”

- “there’s nothing wrong with ‘hanging out with friends’ but there’s a difference between that and constantly talking to a single person 24/7.”

- “what? What are you talking about?”

- “I see you texting y/n on your phone all the time, and as soon as she gets to the building for work, you guys meet up and hang out for hours.”

- “She’s not objecting to any of it though...” Chan shrugs and hides a smile

- “YEAH EXACTLY. So don’t give me that ‘I don’t have feelings for her’ bullshit because I won’t believe you,” Soonyoung narrows his eyes at Chan and shakes his head

- “okay fine,” Chan blushes. “Maybe I kind of like her...”

- “kind of??? Dude, you’re so whipped for this girl.”

- so Chan accepts his feelings for you

- luckily, the way he’ll act around you won’t be too different from the way he treated you before

- except he’d be smiling a whole lot more when he’s with you

- it’s just because he can’t believe how lucky he is to be this close to his crush I’m crying how pure :’)

- the only other difference in hanging out with him while he has a crush on you would be ALL OF THE BABYING FROM HIS HYUNGS OMF

- you’d be having such a great time JUST with Chan, but then some member like Junhui would walk in and think it’s a f a n t a s t i c day to run over to Chan and pinch his cheeks to embarrass him

- “JUN HYUNG, PLEASE NO,” Chan would plead constantly

- his face would be heating up and you’d be there laughing at how funny his hyungs can be

- Chan would probably be annoyed every time this happens, but he’ll get used to it eventually sorry Chan pt.2

- tbh he wouldn’t really think of confessing because he’d love how perfect your friendship is with him the way its, and he wouldn’t want to ruin it

- so if anything, the confession would be by accident

- and ofc what kind of confession would it be without the help of his lovely, supportive hyungs ;)

- so one day, you come a little late to work and find svt practicing altogether in the practice room

- you don’t get to see all of them together very often, so you weren’t ready for the explosion of “OOHS” directed at Chan and you as you walked in

- “jeez, you guys are never gonna live this down huh,” Chan rolls his eyes at the cooing members as he comes over to you to give you a hug

- “again, it’s all your fault for not filtering your mouth when you first saw her,” Seokmin spills out

- “wait what?” you ask out of confusion

- Chan gives Seokmin wide eyes with the other members. Did he really just say that??? Chan panics

- Seokmin adds. “Whaat? You guys haven’t told her about that yet?”

- “NO WHY WOULD WE TELL HER,” Mingyu laughs at Seokmin

- “tell me what?” you quirk up an eyebrow.

- “NOTHING, HE’S JUST...” Chan reddens

- “HALLUCINATING, YEAH THAT’S ALL. I’M HALLUCINATING,” Seokmin awkwardly laughs and scratches the back of his head

- you face gets serious. “Out with it, guys.”

- “y/n, it’s nothing imp-” Chan tries to explain

- “Chan, cut the crap. Tell me what’s going on,” you say a little more sternly

- the maknae sighs

- “just tell her already,” Soonyoung insists

- “okay fine,” Chan says a little frustrated. “On the day you reported to the company building for the first time, Seungcheol was asking all of us to keep an eye out for you, the new intern, so we can let your boss know.”

- “I saw you walking through the hallways, but I didn’t know whether or not you were the one they’re looking for. So when Seungcheol asked us if we saw “the intern,” I told him I wasn’t sure but I saw a...”

- he pauses out of hesitation

- “a girl,” he says and looks down

- “umm... I still don’t get it?” you respond

- Chan hesitates again

- “a pretty girl is what he meant to say. He called you pretty and everyone went crazy over it,” Jeonghan clarifies

- “... really?” you ask

- Chan nods as he faces the floor

- you try to fight a smile but can’t seem hold in the feeling of flattery

- “to be honest,” you cover your smile with a hand as you begin to put a statement together. “I thought Chan was kinda cute when we first met too”

- Chan looks at you and his mouth widens at your words

- if y/n thinks I’m cute, does that mean she... likes me too?

- “OOOOHHHH,” the 12 other guys coo loudly

- he smiles

- maybe confessing right now wouldn’t be such a bad idea, he contemplates

- “well to be honest with you,” he starts. “I’ve always thought you’re...”

- the words are stuck in his throat

- “CHAN JUST SAY IT ALREADY,” Soonyoung yells from the crowd of members

- “CUTE, I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE CUTE AND I LIKE YOU OKAY?” Chan covers his mouth after his confession.

- his words are followed by another loud cheer from the rest of the group

- you blush in embarrassment as the others rush to Chan’s side and cheer him on with hugs

- “he’s grown up so fAST,” Jeonghan fake sobs as he holds onto Chan tightly

- “don’t reject out little guy, he’s a great boy,” Seungcheol says to you and pats Chan’s head

- you look over to Chan and his face is as red as a tomato. His eyes are glued to the floor

- “I’ve liked you for awhile too, Chan,” you confess quietly, but everyone still manages to hear it

- and at the sound of your response, the members push Chan towards you, and your body accidentally collides with his

- he backs away a bit to take a look at your face

- “sooooo.... what now?” he asks awkwardly as he stands in front of you

- “hmm... how about coffee at the cafe tomorrow?” you offer with a smile

- Chan laughs lightly. “Meet up here at 8am and we can walk together if you want.”

- you nod and the members resume their cheering

- “WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? HUG HER, CHAN,” Soonyoung screams again

- Chan opens up his arms and you come in for an extremely warm hug. He gently sways you side to side in his embrace I’M DEAD

- “NOW KISS,” Seokmin suddenly adds, but his comment is then greeted with light punches and hits from the other members

- Chan and you laugh at the suggestion

- “I think we’ve had enough of the babying today,” Chan says before he plants a soft kiss on your cheek

- “CHAN YOU’RE GROUNDED,” Jeonghan scolds him

[the-star-crossed-mansion]

One of my TVD fanfics was really decent. Well it was as good as it can be. I don't have a lot of confidence in myself. Wow, that sounds amazing. I did British sign language. It was beginner but still eye opening. I hope I'm not bothering you by the way.

Give it to meeeeee~ I wannnnnt it. I wanna read ittttt~! Also, British sign language! That’s awesome! *grabs face and smooshes* YOU ARE NOT BOTHERING ME, GOLDFISH. I ENJOY ANSWERING ASKS. *releases face* 👀

-Hannah Rose, admin

[atthecrackofdawn]

Heyyyy

You're worth it, okay?

Please stop torturing yourself, thinking that you aren't. Other people will not see it, but the right ones will

You've got great friends

Your family may not be very expressive, you may think that they don't think about you, or they ignore your struggles, or they don't care about your well being. But they do. They really do.

So please

Please

Be happy.

On your own,

Without other people's involvement. Find peace, contentment, and happiness within you

You are more than enough

They may never understand you, your words, your thoughts, your actions, but you still matter. Just because they don't listen, they don't feel the same way doesn't mean you don't matter anymore.

Because YOU DO!

Be scared, but fight anyway. Don't let fear eat you whole to the point that you don't wanna deal with life anymore.There's more to experience. More ways to live a life you wished to have

So do it.

Don't get stuck in the dark

Find the fucking switch and you fucking turn it on!!!

And then you'll finally see the door or even a the window. Open it up, and get out from there!!

Please

For once,

Don't torture yourself

Stop ittttt

Whenever those thoughts bother you again

Go for a walk

Jog

Exercise

Listen to music

DANCE!!! FUCK IT!!! YOU DANCE!!!!

DANCE UNTIL YOU SWEAT SO MUCH

DANCE UNTIL YOUR WHOLE BODY NUMBS

DANCE UNTIL YOU NO LONGER THINK ABOUT IT

And if it feels like you are about to fall apart again

Don't keep it to yourself

Always let it out

Reach out to your friends

Have some company

You don't have to tell them everything

Just so to remind you that you've got your friends who will always be there for you no matter what

Always remember that there are people who love you and care for you

And you mean so much to them

Though don't forget to invest in yourself

Plant more love within you

LOVE YOURSELF!!!

For fuck's sake

Understand your thoughts

Accept your flaws and imperfections

And FIGHT!!!

Fight!!!

You are braver than you ever think you are

You can do sooooo muuuuch

You are capable of anything

And you will achieve your dreams

Take it slow

Just take it slow

Empty your mind once in awhile

Just don't think of anything else

Breathe

And just...Just let it be

Don't overdo your overthinking, you get it? Don't make things worse than they already are

Please

Don't torture yourself

You deserve so muuuch

And heyyyy

Just a reminder of who you really are

You like music, soooo muuuch

Indie, those really good, undiscovered, not well known songs that has really powerful messages

Country, where you can dance your feet off, just stomping and snapping your fingers coz you enjoy it so much you feel like a country girl in a dance wearing cute outfit and boots holding a butterbeer in your hand

And those with really catchy beats, hiphop, bands, where you feel like moving your whole body just doing crazy dancing, nodding your head, shaking yo booty, grinding that hips of yours, well, you look like a complete ass but at least you feel so much better

You wanna live far far away

In a farmhouse

With your own backyard where the view is so spectacular

You can watch sunset and sunrise in your balcony and through the large glass windows in your room

Then you can hangout with your family and your friends in the patio where you can grill, party, and swim in the pool.

And you start your business there, building a convenience store in your neighborhood

Just riding a bike going there

You'll have cars and a motorcycle too

Those cars that have big wheels

Coz you know you like to roadtrip a lot

Going places

Just driving with nowhere to go

And you'll feel really relieved with the solitude you have

Just living the life you always dreamed of

With someone that will love you with all his heart

Someone who won't ever ever make you feel like you're less of a human

Someone who will value you more than anything

Someone who will make you his priority,

Who will think of you first in anything that he does

Who will be your husband

And best friend at the same time

Whom you can share your laughter, frustrations, and sentiments with

Who won't ever fail on reminding you how much you mean to them

Who’s very consistent with their efforts

Coz that's what you deserve

Who will grow with you, fight with you, support you

Learn with you

Have a family with you

And he'll love your kids as much as he does to you

He'll both become a good husband and a father

So please

Whatever's troubling you right now

Don't let it consume you

Don't ever let it define you

Fight it out

And be happy

Please self,

Be happy

This time,

Make it genuine

Smile more often

And just shove those anxieties and worries away

Leave it all behind you

No one can help you but yourself

So please,

Help yourself!

Damn it,

Be strong!!!!

Guard your heart at all costs

You're a very sensitive emotional lil bitch

But you can be a badass too

So c'mon!!!

I'm tired

Stand your ground

Remember who you are!! And what you want!!!

You like tulips and sunflowers

You like sunset and sunrise a looot!!!

You can find peace just by looking at the sky all the time

You like solitude

Coffee is your most loyal companion

You wanna read good books

Listen to your favorite music of any genre

And you value your family and your friends so much

So I'm saying this to you again,

STOP. TORTURING. YOURSELF

STOP

IT

you feel better now?

Good

You have to

Just always remember that

You are a wonderful human being

And you do matter

Just do your thing

Ride your wave

Vibe in your own frequency

LIVE

BE HAPPY

[suckitsurveys]

how do you typically introduce yourself in online settings? It’s been a hot minute since I’ve “introduced” myself to anyone online. what do you think will bring on the end of the world? nuclear war, global warming, black hole, etc. Global warming. do you believe in the death penalty? No. have you ever done role play? Yeah.

have you ever/would you ever do anal? I would give it a try.

what’s more important- length or width? why? Width. do you talk dirty during sex? Sometimes. what was your first orgasm like? Nice? I don’t know, I don’t even remember when the first one was. do you own any hair extensions from hot topic? Nope. 7-11, sheetz, wawa, or starbucks? I only know 7-11 and Starbucks. what do you want to name your kids? I am not having kids. do you personally know any authors? No. kissed someone within a day of having a bf/gf? Like, that person? I’ve kissed a boyfriend within a day of getting together? have you ever kept it a secret from someone that you liked them? No. have you ever finished an entire jaw breaker? Yes. is there anyone you would date on your facebook friend list? I’m married to one of them. ever been swimming in a lake or river? Both. first time you kissed the last person you kissed? July 24, 2011. have you ever broken someone’s heart? Yes. ever had a near death experience? Nah. when was the last time you held someone’s hand? Yesterday. can you play guitar hero? Haven’t played in years. who is someone you know that can play the piano well? My father. who is the best dancer you know? I don’t know. have you ever not been able to get someone out of your head? Yeah. do you know your neighbors? I know the ones directly above us pretty well.

how do you feel about interracial couples? What a shitty question. what restaurant do you think has the best french fries? Parkey’s. who’s your best guy friend? My husband and Randal. do you like fruit roll ups? I do. what’s the worse type of weather in your opinion? Probably like a hurricane or something. do you have a kindle or ipad or neither? Neither. growing up, did you see your cousins often? Yes. around what time do you usually eat dinner? 7-8pm. do you like carrots more if they’re raw, or cooked? Either. did you play with legos as a kid? I did. which bothers you more… spelling mistakes or bad grammar? I don’t care. is there a food that you love the taste of, but makes you feel sick? Nope. which did you discover first, myspace or facebook? MySpace, since it was around first. have you ever turned to drinking or smoking to solve a problem? Drinking, yeah. if you HAD to get a piercing (not ears) what would you get? Maybe my nose again? The other nostril? what do you wish you had more knowledge about? A lot of things. have you ever dealt with a divorce or parents fighting or any kind of abuse at home? My dad and mom fought sometimes. do you drink more apple or orange juice? Out of the two, probably apple. But I don’t drink juice too often.

do you think relationships are hard? They shouldn’t be hard. If it’s hard, then don’t be in it. Of course you’ll go through some shit that is hard, but the relationship itself should never be. what is your favorite pop-tart flavor? Brown sugar. ever had the ‘birds and the bees’ talk with your parents? I don’t think so actually. do you think you have to be skinny in order to be beautiful? That’s a load of shit. would you ever get gauged ears? Nah. have you ever been in a school talent show? what for? Nope.

have you ever dated someone you met online? Hello I married him. are you a competitive person? Not really. I can be, but not usually. do you believe in aliens? Nah.

do you like dancing? Sure. I am not good at it, though. where are you from? Chicago. how much more social are you when you’re drunk? About the same. if you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be? Nevada would be a pretty name. what’s your favorite form of exercise? Swimming. do you like guacamole? I love ittttt. do you consider yourself sexually open minded? Yeah.

how do you feel about porn? To each their own. who was your hottest ex? I’m good. do you want/have kids? I do not and will not. has anyone ever told you that they wanted to marry you? Clearly. do/did you have to wear a uniform to your high school? Nope. what’s your favorite flavor of iced tea? peach or mango. have you ever been to a casino? if so, which one(s)? Yeah. Rivers Casino ins Des Plains, IL,and Ameristar in Hammond, IN. do you love or hate olives? Love green and black ones, hate greek ones. have you ever visited a sex shop? Yes. do you like the name cindy for a girl? It’s okay. how many sets of keys do you have for your house? I have one, Mark has one, and my dad had one. do you know anyone who has parkinson’s disease? No. how many cousins do you have? what are their names? I have 4 first cousins. My dad’s sister’s son Joey, my mom’s sister’s daughter Kelly, and my mom’s brother’s sons Jerry and Sean. I have like 700000 second cousins and whatnot so I’m not going to name them all. have you ever ridden a bicycle through a busy city? Yes. do you use instagram? how often do you post there? I do. At least once a week what’s your favorite brand of beer? Corona or Blue Moon. do you like writing? how often do you write? I don’t like writing. what’s your favorite place to get pizza? I am from Chicago so there are three answers to this question. For thin crust: Marie’s. For deep dish: Lou Malnati’s. For pan: Jet’s. has there ever been a fire inside your house? tell me the story. No. have you ever had a scary encounter with a wild animal? A skunk was chillin’ on my porch one night when I came home from school and I had to scare it away without getting sprayed. how many piercings do you have? Five. do you own any sports bras? where’d you get them from? No but I should invest in one. what’s the most expensive restaurant you’ve ever eaten at? Field’s in the Wisconsin Dells. who was the last person to tell you that you were beautiful/cute/good-looking? are you attracted to that person too? My husband, and yes. has anyone ever called you stuck-up? Not to my face. when is the next birthday in your household and whose is it? My mother’s. January 28th. what color are your father’s eyes? Light green. in winter, would you rather wear a jacket or hoodie? I usually wear both. have you ever voluntarily read the bible? Nope. how much is gas where you live? Too much. do you have any gay friends? Yes. do you like the state you live in? It’s familir. who is your favorite person to watch on youtube? grav3yardgirl. how often would you say you take naps? Almost never. have you ever played bejeweled? No. does your mom have a facebook? No but my dad does. have you ever been bitten by a rat? Nope. why do you not wash off your makeup on some nights? Lazy. does blueberry syrup sound good to you, right now? Actually yeah. I’ve been craving pancakes lately. did you get lucky on prom night? Nope. have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend? Nah. last song you had stuck in your head? Fucking TSwift. did you ever spill something and actually cry over it? Yes. do you think that everyone is capable of love? Sure, but not everyone wants it. do you believe in astrology? Astrology exists, yes. if you had to wear a hat for the rest of your life, what would it be? No thanks. would you rather have a musical alarm clock or a regular one? Regular. when you were little, what was your favorite game? Sorry! do you prefer to wrap gifts or use gift bags? Both. I love wrapping but sometimes things just need a gift bag. do you own a trenchcoat? Nope. are you currently in a smoking environment? No. if a stranger smiles at you, do you smile back? Yes. have you ever known a guy who caused a lot of drama? Yeah. have you ever taken care of a drunk friend? Yes. what’s your opinion on people who go hunting for sport? Gross. have you ever gone in a sauna? I have. I just realized the other day I haven’t seen one in a really long time. They used to be in like every hotel. out of these colors, which appeals most to you: orange, blue, or green? Blue. do you believe in finders keepers in most situations? I mean, sometimes, sure. has anyone in your family fought in any of the wars? Maybe. would you make any changes to your current bedroom? I’m fine with it now. what animal have you always wanted as a pet but couldn’t have? Panda. do you own many pairs of shorts? Yes. is there a certain song you like to head bang to? No. who was or will be the maid of honor/best man in your wedding? I didn’t have one. what is your favorite lunch meat? Turkey. do you still have your tonsils? I do. red or pink? Both. do you have a special talent? Nah. where were you born? Chicago, IL, USA. do you own any clothes you wouldn’t wear in front of your mother? No. what do you think the hardest part of surviving is?   Everything? do you know anyone with a lazy eye? Yes. can you remember your parents’ birthdays? Of course. what piercing do you like most on the opposite sex? I don’t. what brand of hair dye do you prefer to use? Privana. are you any good at applying make up? Nope. are you currently wearing any hair accessories? which ones? A hair tie and some hair clips to keep my bun in place. do you like potato chips? Yes. gold or silver? Either. is there an animal that creeps you out? Certain bugs. have you ever seen northern lights? Nope. do your parents smoke? My mother did. is your favorite animal endangered? Pandas most definitely are. Bats and kitties probably not. how old is your best friend? Various ages. if there was a large spider in your room, would you stay in the room? Yeah. what color is your cell phone? A light metallic purple with a silver glitter phone case. do you take vitamins daily? I do. what’s one thing you hate about your best friend? Eh. be honest: do you illegally download music? I have. what’s the worst crime someone can commit? Rape. you’re painting your room. what color do you choose? Depends. I’d probably choose something that goes with pieces I already own. what dog breed is the cutest ever? Rotties. are cherries delicious? Yeah. have you ever experienced a tornado? Yes. how about a flood? Yes. do you or have you ever owned a pair of light up shoes? As a kid. I want a pair that fit me again so bad. what is a current goal you’re trying to achieve? Lose weight. is there something that you thought you would’ve outgrown/gotten over by now, but haven’t? I can’t think of anything. how often do you “draw a blank” mentally? Often. have you ever played the sims?   Once or twice. is your current hair color your natural hair color?   Nope. can you run a mile in under 7 minutes?   Nope. do you have your license?   Yes. have you ever sleep walked?   Nope. where was your first job?   A cafe. do you remember your second grade teacher’s name?   Mrs. Yamanaka. what do you like on your sundaes?   Caramel and nuts. have you been blessed with the ability to cook and/or bake?   I mean, I have the ability. I’m just not very good.

have you gained more than 5 lbs within the past year?   Lost.

do you want kids at some point?   Never. are you lactose intolerant?   Nope. do you believe in abstaining from sex until marriage?   Nope. what is your sexual orientation?   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ have you ever bought clothing online?   Yes. do you think shakespeare is difficult to read?   Sometimes. do you play solitaire in the computer?   No so much anymore. have you ever received nude pictures from someone?   Yeah. admit it: you had a neopets account.   I didn’t. is there a pet in the room with you right now?   I wish. how weight conscious are you?   I am very conscious that my weight is there. is there anyone else with you right now?   Yeah. have you ever been accused of cheating?   Yeah. have you ever taken a train?   Yup. is being thin really all that great?   I wouldn’t know. have you ever been to a night club?   Yes. does any accent annoy you?   No. what’s worse: crocs or uggs?   Crocs. I actually don’t mind uggs. I have some knock-of black ones.  do you feel awkward when a stranger sits next to you?   Yes. do you have any taylor swift songs on your ipod?   I do. Some are just so catchy even if she is a terrible person. do you want your tongue or belly button pierced?   No. do you hate it when people smoke around you?   Yeah. what is your blood-type?   I have no clue. are you donating your organs?   Yes. do you sleep on your side, stomach or back?   Stomach or side. have you ever been a fan of ‘n sync?   Yes. do you know anyone that has/had cancer?   Yes. were you a big jump roper back in the day?   Nope. has a boy/girl ever cheated on their boyfriend/girlfriend for you?   Yeah oops. do you like chinese food?   I have to be in the mood for it, but yes! do long distance relationships work?   Of course. how do you like your eggs?   Omlette. mcdonald’s or burger king?   McDonald’s.