#AND SHE'S ANIMATED RAHHH

[lucidpeech]

our eternal dance

[the-lonelyshepherd]

jackieshauna drives me insane btw

[wowieeitsisa]

OKAY. FINE. REDESIGNS MY KING ORANGE (BELOVED MANGO TANGO)

This one was due as hell XP My previous design was still going according previous hcs that didn’t involve ep 30 reveals >.< sooooo hihihi

[mintiicinnamonii]

Hello! I saw that requests are open and I wanted to ask for a GN! Reader that has fangs and can turn into a snake (both a small one and a GIGANTIC ONEE (if you remember that big snake in episode 1 season 4 then atleast that big of a size)) and I want to see how Wukong, Mk, Macaque, Mei and Redson react their SO/partner being a little snake! It's alright if you don't do this request if you do thank you and have a fantastic day! (Or whatever timezone you're in rn)

notes: HOW DARE YOU HIT ME WITH THE S5 CARD- but i had fun with this one!

I’m Obssssessed With You

Macaque

hes pretty chill abt it

”oh theyre a hot snake hybrid nice”

but when you become baby snake, hes ready to tease you

poking your little face, treating you like a grumpy cat essentially

but then you hiss at him and hes like 😦

MORE TEASSINGGG!!!

you’re his little snake baby 100%

you get scary dog privileges! thanks macaque!!

sometimes you become a snake and just sit on his shoulder, and hes just used to it at this point

you two TOTALLY prank people by pretending you’re a real snake

Wukong

he makes 15000000 snake puns and you want to bite him

he sees you and is like “m-mommy??/d-daddy??”

he coddles you like a baby, definitely says “awww” and just hugs you >_<

cuddle sessions are just both of you making little animal sounds and curled up against each other

gives you lil pets and scritches

one time he caught you eating a rat and he was like “🫢”

you and the monkeys chill on the trees together (IKIK “mintii”mintii stop mentioning the monkeys whenever theres a wukong x reader” SHUT UP THEYRE CUTE)

MK

whenever you’re cold, he PANICS

hes like “OMGOMGOMG WHERES A BLANKET AAA”

failwife mk nation!!!

he doesnt know much about snakes but hey at least you aint a spider

his heart melts whenever you’re just curled up on his shoulder

he sometimes asks you random snake questions (ex: can you use heat vision like a real snake??)

Red Son

“hmmm interesting”

he expirements on you (w/ your consent, he mainly just observes and asks random more educated questions)

before you guys start dating, he definitely uses expirementing on you as an excuse to hang out with you

when you’re cold, he warms u up with his fire demon energy :3 (i hc that hes always warm)

when you become little snake climb on his shoulder hes just like “eh”

but when you become big snake and protect him??

“😳” - red son whenever you fight

always hot x always cold <33

possible ice and fire dynamic??

she will research about snakes to maximize your comfort like the secretly caring partner they are

rahhh i love her

Mei

POWER COUPLE!!

serpent couple goals

she has a pic of you in snake form sleeping on her phone

you and her play/tease together (i.e she reaches her finger into your mouth and pulls it away as you shut your mouth)

BABY TALK!!!

i dont have many ideas for this one im sorry 😞

[whiskeyskin]

Make Me Feel

Premise: What's that? The well trodden trope of weird potion creates problems of the - ahem - 🍆 variety? Well if you insist.

• Astarion x gn!tav • 18+ • E/M rating

They/them pronouns, Potion mishap!, interrupted masturbation, handjob, bj/deep throat, embarrassment, tone shift, mild canon trauma discussion, connection, enthusiastic consent, communication, dirty talk.

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Edit: RAHHH! You're all so wonderful for getting me over 200 notes 😚 it may be a small number for some but to me it's a lot. Love you! 🥹🖤

Editedit: Over 400 notes?! Excuse me as I ugly cry 😭😭😚✨

Thank @northernolddragon for the beautiful screenshot 💜🥵

•°•°•

Tav was on watch with Shadowheart this evening, not that they really needed to with Gale's wards keeping an alarm on things coming in or out of camp but they all slept better with a night watch.

They'd enjoyed company and conversation as they spoke about everything and nothing. Mostly about Tav, since Shadowheart had very little memories to share.

A friendship had steadily grown with them, so much that she'd revealed herself a Sharron - which wasn't really a shock.

A low alarm pulsed and they went to investigate to the left of camp but after a little cooperation between Tav's survival skills and Heart's perception, concluded that an animal had triggered the alarm - hence the low pulse and the fresh animal tracks belonging to a rabbit.

Tav paused a moment, a thought flashing across their mind. They called to Shadowheart, "Hey, did you hear Astarion come back in from hunting?

"No, he didn't go out tonight. Said, 'he had something else to attend to'."

Again, Tav paused. Oh, shit. Had they promised he could feed tonight and completely forgotten?

"Are you supposed to be 'dining tonight'?" Shadowheart asked through a smirk.

"I don't think so.. maybe? Oh, gods. Maybe I did say." Said Tav, trying to think back on the day.

"Go check on him, see if he's waiting up for a midnight snack. I'll stay on watch." She pursed her lips and swished her long braid as she walked to do a patrol of the camp.

~~~

Tav quietly made their way passed the tents of their companions, who were softly - or loudly - snoring. Astarion's tent however still had a candle going and made no sounds of sleep, or revery but rather stranger noises. Hissing sounds from the side of his mouth and what seemed like a painful gasp.

Their brow creased with concern, Tav stepped up to the entrance of his tent. The noises intensified.

"Astarion?" Tav called through the fabric in a hushed whisper, "Are you alright?"

A choked noise of frustration replied to them first, "Uh-yes. I'm perfectly fine. Why do ask?" He retorted a little too sharply, despite his usual lulling tones.

"Shadowheart said you hadn't gone hunting and I couldn't remember if I'd agreed to let you feed tonight."

"Ah, you're such a sweetheart.. while I always delight in our little nightly visits, I've rather got my hands full with something at the moment." He strained, like he was in pain. Something wasn't right.

"Astarion. What's going on? I know something's wrong. What is it? What have you done?" Tav asked, exasperated.

"Ughh, it's nothing just-Arghh" he let out a muffled cry.

"I'm coming in." Tav announced, pushing their way inside the dimly lit interior.

"No, no, don't!" But it was too late.

Tav's mouth flew to their face, shocked at the view.

There, on the floor, in only his ruffled shirt and barely covered in his grotty blanket was Astarion. Although, the blanket was more of tent itself with what it was shielding.

"Oh! Oh, shit. Sorry-sorry! I'll leave." Tav blustered at the sight of the half naked pale elf on the floor before them. They'd clearly not been sounds of pain, and the frustration was aimed at them not leaving him to masturbate in peace.

"No, stay. Please." He croaked, desperate, "I don't know what else to do; I need your help."

"With what?" Tav questioned, averting their eyes to afford him some sort of privacy.

"I appreciate the gallantry but we can do away with the charade, you know what I was doing." He sulked, shifting his weight to sit up, the ruffles on his shirt bristling as he heaved himself upwards.

Tav's eyes tracked the movement and flitted down to the protrusion, unwavering in it's vigil against the thin protection of his grey comfort rag.

Hot flashes of memories seared their mind; remembering how it felt in their hands, hot and cool at the same time. Harder than rock as he'd moved within them, expertly stroking their sweet spot while feeding openly on their blood.

Tav bit their lip, then jolting back to the situation, looked away.

"Um, you said you needed my help. I don't know how I can-"

"I have been.. doing this to myself for the past three hours. It's incessant."

"Jeez, Astarion. I don't need to know that."

"Not for my own selfish good. I-" he growled to himself, it made Tav's stomach flip uncomfortably, "I drank something. It looked like a normal potion, but it tasted a bit off.. and now, this." He gestured to the distinct lump, "It's unbearable and painful if it's not being.. used." He paused, discomfort clear on his face.

A blush flooded Tav's cheeks, "Aaand, you want me to help by..?" They trailed, needing more explanation. Because if he was suggesting what they thought he was suggesting...

"Ugh, I don't know. This obviously isn't helping! Find something that can? Another potion, a spell? Anything!" He waved his arms helplessly into the air.

Astarion looked up at them; his shirt in disarray, his legs gently folded with the blanket tucked between them, with guilty but adamant eyes. He looked helpless and adorable.

A feeling was stirring in Tav's chest, something rumbling and loud but it wasn't arousal, it was laughter. They caught a snicker behind their hand, trying to hold in their amusement.

Astarion's face changed to surprise, with a big frown cutting across his beautiful features.

"Well, thanks a lot. Glad the bleeding heart thinks it's funny." He pouted.

"Oh, come on Astarion. It's pretty funny."

Astarion's eyes narrowed, "How precisely is this funny?" He demanded.

"It's so unfunny that it's funny again. It has to be laughed at how ridiculous this is. I mean, come on." They tried to explain, "you drank a strange elixir and now you have an erection that won't fuck off." Tav barely made it through the last word without sniggering, "You've been beating yourself stupid and it's not going anywhere. It's a fucking ridiculous situation to be in and if you can't laugh about it? Fuck." They shrugged, smiling brightly and encouraging him to see the funny side of this ridiculousness, "I thought you said Lae'zel was the one with no sense of humour."

"Actually, Lae'zel is hilarious. She just doesn't realise she's being hilarious," The frown on his face softened, a smile clearly fighting to spread across his face, "I suppose it is absurd. Most men would kill for this."

"Most people would pay good money for this problem!" Tav squeaked, "Oh gods, the old men that have given all their gold for this problem!" They whined out before coming down to kneel on the floor.

"All of them furiously masturbating to get rid of it after their mistress has left and their wife will notice." He chuckled.

"Oh, the scandal." Tav flourished.

"What would the neighbours say?" He jested, opening up to the idea that the incredulity of it all needed to be laughed at.

He mimed trying to push it down only for it to spring back up with a pop sound effect provided by him and they fell about cackling together.

It was nice. Seeing him smile.

~~~

They sat laughing for a while, trying to come up with unfortunate scenarios to find yourself in with this predicament. Each as hilarious as the next.

Howls turned giggles, and giggles turned to titters, until eventually they were all laughed out.

There was a comfortable silence between them for several moments. Tav glanced back at him.

"Did that help? Taking your mind off it?" Tav asked, hopeful.

"I'm afraid not. Still there. Although, it's taken away the urgency of needing that release."

"That's a start at least. What the hell's did you drink?"

"I don't know, it was in the pack from today's adventure with the hag."

"You drank one of the hag's potions?" Tav chided, incredulous.

"Of course not! What do you take me for?"

Tav raised their brows and wordlessly gestured to his lap.

"Point taken," he relented, "but, no it was a regular looking potion bottle. I needed a little healing, so I.." he trailed off, loosely waving a hand.

"You drank a random potion from today, before we'd had a chance to examine it and expected nothing to go wrong. You brought this on yourself." Tav pursed their lips mockingly.

"Yes, thank you for stating the obvious, dear. What am I going to do?" He asked, exasperated.

"Well, masturbating yourself sore hasn't worked, so it can't be about orgasming it out of you."

"Oh, I haven't orgasmed. That's what I was trying to tell you before, but in my feverish haze didn't get out into words properly."

"After three hours?" Tav asked, wide eyed.

"It was more stop/start than powering through. I'm drawing the assumption that while this potion grants me this bloody thing, it doesn't heighten the sensation much."

"Maybe it deadens it? To keep it going longer? That's why you couldn't.. yuh know." Tav mimed the action for affect. They shared a small titter through their noses.

"I haven't a clue. Although, I'm not really.. versed in this sort of thing. It's not something I do, not something I've done for centuries," he admitted, shrugging, "Self pleasure wasn't high on the list when the thought of touching anyone, let alone yourself made your skin crawl-" Astarion caught himself, his eyes widening.

Tav's mouth gaped, "What?" The question came out breathy and low. Hurt struck painfully into their heart, "So the night we spent together you were disgusted-"

"-No. No. Well, at first it I was a little but-"

Tav's eyed widened and they recoiled, wounded. He knew he'd revealed too much and Tav could see that flawless mask of his was trying to slot back into place after it's momentary lapse.

"Don't." Tav urged, "Don't pretend you didn't say it."

"It wasn't like that-I didn't mean you, you're wonderful. I meant in Baldur's Gate with Cazador. The manipulation, the deceit. I couldn't. I never." He stopped himself.

Tav softened, the harm still stinging but this was important. Astarion had never spoken about his time with Cazador apart from being a slave and using sex to lure people back. He hadn't elaborated more than those facts. Obviously, he would have sexual trauma.. and he'd opened up a chance at the conversation.

"It's alright. I'm here to listen. Go on." Their tone was low and understanding.

His face full of uncertainty and shame, Astarion shook his head and refused to look at them.

"I don't want to. Not yet. Not now. I mean.. I just want this thing gone." He motioned to his still swollen member.

Tav's brow knitted and they shrugged heavily.

"Apart from distracting you from it, I don't know what I can do." Tav raised their hands in exasperation, "I mean if you can't do it after three hours, what am I supposed to do-"

"Trust me, you'd be able to help." He said darkly, almost to himself. His gaze darted back, scared by another accidental confession. Tav's confused expression must have been clearly legible.

"What do you mean?"

Astarion averted his eyes, clearly debating on letting more of his secrets out.

"Shit." He cursed. There was a pregnant pause that Tav refused to break.

"You-" he stopped himself, "the other night at the party was- it was-" he shut his eyes and sighed through his nose, "I can't do this, you can leave. I'll just keep this forever."

"Astarion.." Tav said softly, gently reached a reassuring hand to the floor beside him.

He took a deep, cleansing breath and swallowed.

"It was the first time I've known actual pleasure in almost 200 years. Where I actually enjoyed myself, much to my surprise."

Suddenly feeling relieved and very flattered, Tav remained stone-faced silent, encouraging him to keep going.

"My existence has been about having my body used to lure back pretty things for him. To get them to trust me and let their guard down, then.." he trailed off, "I tried to make the most of it and relish in the copious amounts of sex I was having.. It didn't last long. I got extremely good at pretending I did, they never suspected a thing." He said with a sneer.

"I became numb to the entire experience. It was nothing to me. A dance. A deception. It became second nature and I got used to the disgust I felt, I used it to push through. To hold onto some semblance that I had one shred of humanity left. As long as I despised myself for what I was doing, there was still hope."

"So imagine my shock when I actually felt something different with you. Something good." He finally looked in their eyes, "You are a bastion of firsts in this newfound freedom of mine. My first true blood, the first person who has let me indulge in my instincts and helped me grow in my power," Astarion swallowed, "the first person in so long to make feel something.. anything.. during sex that wasn't hatred and self-loathing."

Tav's throat closed and tears threatened to brim but they blinked them back.

"You offered your neck to me, your life blood to me and I felt something.. it wasn't like our usual feeds.. it was something immense.. something transcendant and I.. I lost myself in you.. wholly. Pleasure had returned to my body and I froze. I didn't know what to do."

"Nothing else existed outside us.. and I could have spent the rest of my life buried inside you," he paused, closing his eyes as if the memory over-powered him. Tav sat there, breathless, mesmerised by his beauty in the candle's soft glow.

"I think I came back to consciousness when I saw my seed over your beautiful body. You looked just as shocked as I felt. It was all over your chest, your mouth.." he was breathing heavily now and the air around them shifted. Tav swallowed dryly. They remembered.

The grunting, ecstatic moan he'd made just before he came over them echoed in their mind long after. They'd pulled back from lavishing his thick, pale cock to pause for breath and to whisper sweet words to him. He'd erupted on them with no more than a silent gasp and a hand fisted in their hair.

Staring deeply into Tav's eyes, Astarion continued, "You took me so well," he brought a hand to their bottom lip, grazing it lightly with his fingertips, "With your mouth.. with all of your holes, actually. Your wonderfully tight holes." He moaned through a sly smile.

Tav's mouth was aridly dry, as all the blood in their body rippled and pooled to their core. Heat radiated through them and quickly made breathing steadily a problem, and logical thinking was non-existent.

"I know you could do it again, if you wanted to." He closed his eyes and snaked himself closer against Tav's neck, inhaling deeply. His breath cool raising gooseflesh, as he pressed his lips against the shell of their ear, "You could wrap those soft lips around my cock and suck me like you did in the forest. So deep and so warm."

Tav's thoughts were like wading through thick, soupy mud as Astarion's words clouded their mind and flooded their body with desire.

"I've never been devoured quite like that, you fit yourself around me so well.. you were such a good f-"

Tav quickly brought their hand to his mouth. He had to be silenced. His seductive power was too much to leave unbridled.

Mentally shaking off his charms, Tav came some what back to their senses.

"In one breath you tell me how disgusted you are with sex and the next you say about wanting my 'tight holes'? What is it that you want, Astarion? You can't have it both ways."

"Of course I can, darling. Now I can. Things have changed. Lots of things. I have my body back and I decide what to do with it. And right now.." he moved with the lithe limbs of a panther to sidle himself beside them, the grey blanket gently pulling back to reveal his thick, swollen manhood. He exhaled at the softness leaving him, "I want.."

Tav swallowed hard, their lips parted. Another wave of euphoric desire swept over them as the cool touch of his skin ghosted against theirs.

Astarion reached over and grasped their hand and placed it on his engorged cock.

"This." He hissed as their skin finally touched, his cool hardness welcome in their palm.

Gods, he was so erect. The veins in his thick shaft pulsating. The velvet softness of him thrummed with desperate need.

He was so close to them, so close now.. they could kiss if he wanted them to. Astarion breathed against Tav's mouth, "Touch me."

He started to move both their hands in short bursts over the head of his penis, Astarion shuddered out a gasp and screwed his eyes shut, "Touch me. Please."

Tav willingly acquiesced, bending down to spit on his painfully erect cock and began to work.

He made a staggered, breathless moan as he leaned back on both hands, exposing himself to them. Tav pumped his rock hard length in a steady rhythm, remembering back to the Tiefling party that he had appreciated the gentle building of friction, to fruition.

His head was purple and looked sore from his abusing himself for so long in search of relief. Tav generated salvia in their mouth and spat on their other hand to use on him.

The sweetest moan they'd ever heard sang from Astarion's chest.

"Yes-yes-use your hands on me.. make me feel like before.. make me feel-" he gasped through the last word so ferociously he inadvertently bared his fangs.

Tav used their hands in symbiotic motion; pumping the bottom of his shaft with their non-dominant, while teasing and playing with the head between their deft fingers, all the while keeping his entirety slick in saliva.

Gods, they wanted to use their mouth on him properly. He looked so beautiful, unmasked before them. He had been so unexpectedly naked and raw with his past. Revealing hard and difficult truths regarding his lack of control, and autonomy of his own body.

And Tav had to respect that, no matter how aroused they were. They would show that his trust was placed rightly in them.

"Astarion?" They called softly to him.

He answered back with a broken, "Mhm?"

"Thank you for telling me what you did. I won't tell anyone else, you have my word."

"Mm-mm-thankyou, Tav." He managed, his voice tense.

Tav slowed their pace and Astarion let out a whine, balling up his fists in frustration.

"Don't pretend with me. Don't force it."

"I'm not, I swear." He gasped, looking directly at them, a light sheen of sweat appearing on his upper lip.

Tav smirked, "Promise you won't."

"Yes-yes, I promise. Please speed up again." He pleaded through gritted teeth, thumping his head back on the pillow.

"I will. But I'd like to use my mouth on you aswell, would that be okay?"

He let out a pent up huff of air, "Oh gods yes, yes, yes-please use that gorgeous mouth on me. Swallow me. Take me."

Tav smiled and quickly got into position, propped between his legs, "I'd also like to play with your testicles, if that's agreeable."

Astarion wrenched his red hot eyes open, making contact with theirs again. Tav irked a suggestive brow.

A devilish grin crossed his face, once again his fangs shone in the dim candle light, "Oh, my dear. That would be most agreeable." He purred through steadier breaths now they had paused.

"One request from me though; don't push my head down, I don't like it. I'll respect your wishes and you respect mine. Deal?"

"Deal." He smiled and reached down to collect his shirt up to reveal his pale, chiseled body. Tav looked hungrily at his toned flesh, desperate to snake it with their tongue.

They took a breath to ask but Astarion interrupted, "Yes, gods please yes! Lick me, kiss me, bite me, suck it. Do what you want with me.. I'll tell you to stop if it's too much."

"I'll hold you to that." They crooned with a serious edge, as they spat on their hand again, then manoeuvred themselves to be able to kiss his beautiful body, and pump the head simultaneously.

He twitched at the increase in contact and laughed hungrily through strained teeth, "Uhhgh, fuck yes."

Tav lavished their lips and tongue across the defined muscles, gently sucking and nibbling occasionally for added sensation. They kissed and dragged their tongue up and down the V in his hips, paying equal and excruciating mind to each side, making Astarion moan and buck.

Tav firmly pressed kisses on the creases of his pelvis, breathing hot over the area. They took their time, languishing over his form with their mouth, exploring the contours of his hips and thighs with their spare hand. Astarion groaned in vexation.

"Ooh, don't tease me. Please."

"The potion is making you impatient. You enjoyed this last time." Tav reminded him.

"It's not the bloody potion-Gods above-AUGH-I'm asking nicely. Don't keep me waiting any longer, I've already been edged enough. Show me-make me feel-let me feel-"

Astarion gasped as Tav collected the precum that bloomed at his tip, and licked their fingers clean, before deftly angling themselves to engulf his thick cock as much as they could.

The noises that were illicited from the pale elf were unlike any they'd ever heard before - strained and trembling, through gritted teeth and grounded fists - and the sloppy, wet sounds that their mouth made around his unyielding cock were intentionally and debaucherously pornographic.

Momentarily retreating, they began flicking their tongue over the slit, Tav moaned from the back of their throat like he was a tall mug of water quenching debilitating thirst. One hand holding his length steady, the other lightly grazing his testes.

Astarion's thighs fluttered and tensed, as Tav heard a smile through his own moan, "Ooh, that's new."

"Mhm."

Gathering more sleek, Tav ran the flat of their tongue up the smooth underplane of Astarion's cock from base to tip, and encircled the head. His member twitched unconsciously as he let out a warm, low rumble from his chest.

"Is that alright? Not too much?" Tav asked, checking in. They kissed the crease of his frenulum, while nimbly massaging and squeezing his sac.

"Mm-mhm-yes. I'm gaining quite an appetite for your skills in this area." He cooed, shifting underneath them, "but I remember a rather more deeper approach last time."

Tav grinned at his less than subtle request, "Oh, my darling. We're just warming up.. but if you're ready for more. I will, of course.. oblige."

Unhinging their jaw like a snake preparing to consume their pray, Tav gorged on the willing partner in front of them.

Astarion sucked in a gasp and Tav felt a hand on the back of their head briefly, before being removed hastily. Tav heard his fist pound into the bedroll beside him. They moaned in thanks, vibrating against his solid shaft.

He replied with a deep rumble from his chest, "Yes.. that's what I've been missing. This is what I needed.."

Bobbing and dipping, taking just a little more in their mouth each time. Sucking and stroking his perfect length. Their mouth salivated and filled with lubricant, anticipating the meal in front of them. Meeting their lips on their pumping fist, working together harmoniously.

Tav relaxed their throat further and began swallowing the last length of him, valiantly suppressing the need to gag until it would afford the most pleasure. They flattened their tongue and swallowed, sucked and gagged as Astarion whimpered and moaned, unconsciously jerking. Tav placed a hand on his hips to steady him, to not ruin the mood by choking unexpectedly.

They pressed down just above his pubic bone as their lips bottomed out against him, tears forming wet stains under their eyes at the challenge of taking his full size. Tav gulped and gasped against his cock, enveloping him with their tongue and throat working in tandem, coating him in liquid slick. The debased, vile sounds coming from their meeting wet and loud and hot as the hells; pushing him higher, dragging him under, coercing him to cum.

He gasped and raised his head to look down at them. Tav met his tear-streaked, claret gaze, with their own.

"Ohh-yes-yes-look at me as you devour my cock-take it all the way down your throat-such a good-nasty-AHH-YES!" He gargled the last word through moans and his hips pulsated and thrust wantonly as he bunched his shirt in his hand, the other fisted around his greyed rag blanket.

His brows creased, his face wracked with pleasure and pain. His face contorted and twisted as he writhed and moaned. He panted and heaved and shook his head from side to side.

Concern furrowed their brow at his expressions, while he seemed to be "enjoying himself", they were reminded of his words from their conversation, that his sexual conquests couldn't tell that he was pretending.

Tav pulled back to breathe through their nose. They reached out with the tadpole and gently stroked his mind, seeking reassurance that this was what he wanted. That he wasn't pretending. That this was real. That this was what he wanted.

"Yesyesyesyes-oh gods-please don't stop-choke on my cock till you can't breathe-ARH-going to cum down your throat and taste myself on your tongue-fuck!-fuck my hard cock deep in your throat-do it-do it-doit-doit-doit" he repeated, trailing off in whimpers against his soiled comfort blanket.

That enthusiastic consent was all they required.

This was a challenge that they would unabashedly attempt to conquer. They had no idea if they could; he hadn't fed on them this time and the potion was an unknown quantity for help, or hindrance. They had no idea. But damned if they weren't going to try. Tav steeled themself and took a deep breath.

They made no illusions at a slow build in tension, they went straight for the kill.

Straining down his hard length to the hilt, making the most illicit and disgusting sodden noises as they consumed him, squeezing him with the throat that tried to resist his intrusion.

Astarion growled and whined and shook with the tension in his body coiled so tightly.

Tav stretched their jaw to lap their tongue against his balls, which tightened due to the expected feeling. He rewarded their efforts with another mumbled, half coherent onslaught of praise and explicit desires.

They re-applyed the pressure on his pubus, pushing down firmly against his taut skin.

A breathless gasp shot from his throat as the hand bunched in his shirt now flew to grasp their hand with choruses of, "yes-yes-yes!"

He was so close, they could feel it. His precum tainted the back of their throat. His jaw was tight and his glistening fangs were bared.

Tav remembered back once more to what had unexpectedly tipped him over the edge when they'd made him cum the last time.

Concentrating hard on keeping the fast-paced rhythm, tears streaming from their eyes, they flipped their hand to hold his properly.

Tav reached out through their connection and whispered, "I've got you, Astarion.. you're safe. Nothing bad is going to happen to you, I promise.. I have you.. Cum, Astarion.. cum, my love."

Astarion stilled, his every muscle contracting and seizing, his chest rising off the floor as his spine curved.

A gentle, surprised gasp escaped from his mouth. He squeezed their hand so tightly as their name died on his lips.

Suddenly Tav felt warmth shoot against the back of their throat as he came hot and quick, filling their mouth and spilling out the sides and he thrust wildly, unable to control his movements. His cries of pleasure muted and gasping.

Tav gagged and slowed to a gentler pace, swallowing him down. Astarion twitched and quivered as they saw him through his climax; still holding each others hand.

His soft, whimpering groans dissolved into laboured heaves as he relaxed into the lull of his orgasm.

A moan shuddered from him as Tav expertly extracated his thankfully - slightly - softening member from their stretched throat.

They tenderly cleaned him up with their tongue, as there was quite a lot that had spilled from his heavy, metallic-tanged load, while Astarion lay there in stunned silence.

Tav dried their eyes and gently rested their chin on his thigh and sighed deeply, their hands still joined on his stomach.

They kissed his cool skin, "Are you alive up there?" Tav asked, jokingly.

Silence.

If he wasn't already dead, they'd have thought he'd died.

"Astarion?"

"M'alive." He mumbled in a stupor.

"Good." Tav said through a wry smile.

They looked to their left where his cock was already starting to swell again and sighed.

"I don't think it worked, you're getting hard again."

Still nothing.

Tav furrowed their brow, "Do you hear me up there?"

Still nothing.

Starting to worry, Tav raised themselves up and started padding their way one-handed up towards his face. His crimson eyes were fixed on ceiling of the tent, drying tears still streaked down his temples.

"Are you alright? Was it too much?" Tav asked, worried they'd gone too far.

He finally blinked.

"My body feels like it's.. weightless and.. empty. My head feels like.. I've been zapped with a.. shocking grasp.. and my ears are ringing." His tone was high and dazed. His every move tinged with exhaustion. His expression one of pure contentment.

He was fully in an afterglow bubble. That was better than potentially traumatised.

Tav pursed their lips with pride, "Sounds like a good orgasm then. Was it?" They asked, feigning innocence.

Astarion gave a long blink and turned his gaze to Tav, who lay to the side of him.

"You've rendered me paralsyed. I think we can call that a success, don't you?"

Tav chuckled, "Well, a semi-success. You've still got your problem." They gestured a thumb towards his now alarming erection again.

"Oh no, that's not the potion. That's me."

Tav jerked their neck in questioning confusion, "Eh?"

"I'm laying here sprawled on the floor after one of the best orgasms of my long life. Two of whom have been granted by you.. and the only thing I can think of.. is that I need to do that again."

Tav bit their bottom lip through a grin spreading across their face.

"But we said that that night was a one-time thing and this is an extraordinary circumstance.. this isn't supposed to-"

His pale pink lips came up to capture their first kiss of the night and from the passion and force behind it, it was not to be their last.

Astarion slid his fingers to their umber trousers and cupped them through the fabric. Tav gasped against his mouth as they twitched within his grasp, the damp spot of their arousal staining their clothes. They sucked in Astarion's bottom lip into their mouth and cursed.

"Well, apparently that arrangement needs to be renegotiated." He smirked, as he kissed them deeply, sweeping his tongue to taste himself there.

He brought his hand to the buckle, "And these definitely need to come off."

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Psst.. hey..👋 you want some more smut? 👀

[serv0z]

RAHHH a drawing of all the sillies currently occupying my brain right now. Funny thing is!! My last LN related drawing was posted almost exactly a year ago!! how funny! Close-ups and yapping under the cut

I'm running on 3 hrs of sleep bc i stayed up till 5am to make this and then i had a neurologist appt at 8 so!!! (i got officially diagnosed with adhd or add we win, i already forgot which one he said but i get my meds tmrw!!) I might take a nap after this im so exhausted. ANYWAYS.!!! i love. flowey and clover friendship no one start yelling at me abt how flowey didnt care!!! theyre best friends to me!!!! and it works out as im a clover kinnie nd floweys been my comfort character for years now. we win. I don't think monsters really had binders at first (dont use bandages btw guys, dont be like Starlo was!!11) I think the first time one fell into the trash dump or wtvr someone picked it up and then once figuring out its uses just!! boom!! business!! figuring out how to safely make more and!!! finding ways to accommodate certain monsters with different body types!! esp with the spikes and such. Ceroba def helped Starlo out with his bandages often before they were able to get him a binder. the one where clovers drawing is !! an idea of revived!clover or clover staying in the underground in hiding. Martlet got him that shirt :)) and obv the bell earring is from Ceroba. sorry to all my cotl followers i STILL have no colored the 5 body refs of both narinder and lambert. I picked the colors here on a whim so uhmmm it's not official!!! not yet anyways!! i do like what i used for Narinders fur tho, so that might stay idk yet i hte coloring BNJKNKSD i colored this whole thing on a wild impulse.. thus staying up all night. I think clover would really enjoy waterfall if they were ever able to visit it after or during the whole soul thing. It's peaceful and beautiful and also one of my fav areas in base game sooo :) i missed my LN kids. I reread Raccoons on ao3 and remembered how much i loved them and their silly lil dynamic. im a #1 six defender btw i WILL throw hands if u say some wrong shit abt her. mono, less so bc i think a lot of people have a good grasp on his character now but six is ALWAYS villainized. Has been for years nd it ticks me off bc?? she was right for her actions kinda?? not really?? ofc both characters made bad choices that lead to it but dont disregard her feelings either? idk its a whole thing i cant get into on THIS post. a lot of the doodles are just random moments like Six in the Maw with their bigass keys and locks, maybe its one of the ones to the kitchen and thats why she's rushing :D? Mono isnt really. he wasnt meant to be in the end game room but i wanted funky lighting so do with that as u will. Silly stuff with RK and Six, RCG I DID NOT FORGET ABOUT U HUN <333 I JUST DONT HAVE A DESIGN FOR YOU YET!!! same for Low and Alone </3 RK with the nomes my beloved <333 nd ofc the last dance based on the animation on youtube!!! do not tag any of the ln kids as ship!!! and do not tag clover and flowey as a ship either!! only two im fine with in this drawing is staroba or narilamb oki goodnight

[dandysworld-mansionau]

DANDYS WORLD MANSION AU MASTERPOST

WOAH. DANDYS WORLD MANSION AU??? OWNED BY @the-silly-superstar ???  YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK THIS OUT??

BECAUSE ITS DANDYS WORLD AU.

Heh. Epic intro Am I right? Wrong, READ THIS NOWWWWW /silly

Rodger Glass

Rodger Glass, a famous detective living in the town of Gardenview. Was first in an arranged marriage with Connie Boolynski, but is rumored to have murdered her. He was taken to court for these charges, but his own quick wits saved him.

Lives in the town’s great manor with his new wife, Teagan Glass, their employees, and adopted child, Toodles. He doesn’t exactly love Teagan, but he sure loves the money her family brings to them each year. 

He’s rather stern with his employees, a no-nonsense man as he usually is when it comes to work, but one butler does seem to get ‘special treatment’ every now and again.

Teagan Glass

Teagan Glass, the second wife of Rodger’s. She lives in the manor with her husband and adopted child, Toodles.

She comes from a rich background, growing up wealthy and staying that way throughout the years. Despite this, she’s a kind-hearted soul in public, willing to help anyone she knows financially. Behind closed doors it’s a different story. Like Rodger, she’s strict and pushy, but doesn’t mean harm most of the time. She tries to be polite to the employees, but it seems after each passing day her teabag’s rope is wearing thin.

She seems weary of her husband and his whereabouts, especially with that butler, but Shrimpo, the second butler, seems to help her out a bit. 

Glisten

The Manor’s lovely butler, part time diva. He’s not the best at his job, having dropped many plates and drinks, but his jokes towards guests make up for it. He’s most often busy when Rodger has guests, however. He often reads to Toodles and helps her choose outfits each day.

Shrimpo

Shrimpo, the angriest butler in town. Definitely not favorable when it comes to interacting with guests, or anyone really, but excellent at his work. Often assists at Teagan’s tea parties. He’s very easy to set off, but something about Teagan keeps him calm, maybe it’s the smell of the sweet tea?

Tisha

The lovely maid of the manor, consistently cleaning so the place is spotless. Hates when guests dirty her floors with the ichor outside, cleaning their shoes before they even enter. Enjoys Toodles’ company while she works, but the lovely ghost of the mansion keeps her company.

Design update notes - jabot added and sleeves are more similar to Connie’s, just round. Gloves also have three rounded edges. Has petticoat under dress

Connie Glass Boolynski

Rodger’s previous, now deceased wife whom haunts where she died. Cause of death? Her corset was incredibly tight, allowing her husband to stealthily stab her. She bled out, unknowing of her fate until it was far too late.

Design update notes - chest and sleeves are more triangular and pointy.

Toodles 

The young daughter recently adopted by the Glass family. Astounding straight-A student, despite apparently never studying. She enjoys reading books or hosting small ‘fashion shows’ with the butler Glisten when he’s not busy. Dislikes Teagan, finding Tisha’s company more welcoming and comfortable.

LINEUP (w/ flat colors)

RULES

No nsfw asks, even if the characters are adults!

Suggestive is fine tho, ig?

If I’m uncomfortable with the ask, I’ll ignore it tho.

Don’t be mean!! Bullying is a no no here

No proshippers/creeps allowed >:(

FAQ

Can I make fanart?

Yes!! Tag me so I can see it!

Can I make nsfw?

I’d rather you don’t, to be honest, but I can’t stop you, GO FOR IT! The kids and any animal characters are strictly OFF LIMITS for this though.

If you do make nsfw, DO NOT TAG ME IN IT. I will quite literally block you if you do.

What do you plan on making with this?

Comics, art, or whatever, honestly. I don’t exactly have any big plans, but I’ll mess with this for as long as I want to.

I HAVE MORE QUESTIONS RAHHH

Go to the ask box for more info cause omg I hate writing all this!! :]

Also, quick intro, I’m Uni! (She/they, @the-silly-superstar ) I’m really into dandy’s world rn, so AU!! First time with a more ‘big’ AU blog, if that makes sense, so be nice plz :(

Also, you can ask me questions about the AU, or ask the characters directly!

Have fun with this chat!

[joongbin]

Hello! Heads up this is going to be kinda long..😅

How would stray kids react to their crush, member of skz or not, always claiming to not like kids/babys and probably even saying he hates them actually being very good with them? He even corrects the members or people in general whenever they are holding a baby wrong or a chlids hand wrong and also scolds them if they are about to say something vulgar infront of a child/baby, he just turns into a whole ass parent with kids and babys and because he is also such a childrens magnet, lord have mercy if you'll try to seperate the baby/child from him if they are not sleeping. There would probably be a lot of crying and screaming from the child. Also i think it would be a bonus if animals also immediately like him too but he adores animals though sooo... no problams with them.🤣

➤ WRONG. - SKZ!OT8

꒰ you hate children and babies, a lot. but you get invited to a show that is all about taking care of them.

+ pairings: skz!ot8 x 9thmbr!m!reader (not seperate)

× warnings: swearing (from both skz and reader)

# genre: fluff & crack

& a/n:: RAHHH

Your group was invited to a babysitting show, where you basically babysit children while their parents are away. You didn't exactly know why they chose you guys to babysit, but you were gonna complain.

You weren't fond of children, much less babies. The crying, whining and everything just made you so irritated.

You put on your jacket and sigh, making sure your makeup was fine along with you hair before walking out of your room. The stylists and artists had prepared in advance, telling you all to prepare for the show at 7 am.

You met the other members down at the lobby, waving at them with a smile.

“ how're you gonna handle this, (name)? You don't like children. ” Chan asked, smiling back. You chuckle, rubbing the back of your neck as you try to think of a reply, but your car stopped your thoughts as the nine of you got on your vehicles.

Shortly after, you all arrived at the place. You got off the car with your hands shoved in to your jackets' pockets. You walked in to the building.

The children were already there, along with the people who will be recording it. You knew this show was entirely raw and nothing would be scripted. So, everything would only be cut or added effects. You greeted the children and the cameramen.

They had started recording. You looked at their first activity which was .. cooking. Why would they let children cook? You shook your head and picked up two of the children at once as you told the others to do the same.

Then, you saw Han holding the child wrong. You immediately ran up to him, telling him how to hold them properly without hurting them.

He chuckled and thanked you, picking up the kid correctly after.

-

After the cooking part, it was time for playtime. You were told to go outside so, you held their hands and guided them towards the garden. And there Changbin was, holding the children's hand wrong.

You told him how to properly do it since children's hands are smaller than adults. You smiled at him before walking the children back.

You were playing with most of the children while the ones who were tired sat down somewhere, drinking their lemonade.

“ y'know, (name)'s kinda good with kids even though he hates them. ” Chan said. The ones that were there agreed wholeheartedly.

“ yeah, like- how do you know this if you hate them? ” Hyunjin added.

You looked like you were enjoying your time with the children, so you didn't really care about what they said, even though you heard it.

-

It was time to leave. You were guiding the children to go back inside when Jeongin accidentally dropped his drink, almost swearing but you glared at him, pointing to the children. He apologized with a smile.

You were finally done with the show. You high fived each kid along with the other members. You bowed to the cameramen, when one of the children tugged on your jacket.

“ Please don't go. ” She frowned. Then the other children went to go and hug you, knowing that you probably won't be back with them.

You chuckled, hugging them back with a smile. They were all so adorable, but your schedule was packed.

You said your final goodbyes before leaving the studio, the children waving goodbye to you even as you walked toward your car.

BONUS:

You were visiting Minho's place because he invited you for a vlog. You happily went, sitting down on the floor just to see his cats.

This was your first time being at Minho's house, so he wasn't expecting for his cats to like you at all.

“ Don't blame me if they scratch you. ” He said, grabbing the camera he uses for vlogging.

You called one of their names, and suprisingly, they came. All three of them.

You petted them as they purred at your touch, even letting you rub their belly. Their fur was so soft, it reminded you of a cloud.

Minho came back to a sight. All three of his cats surrounding you with loud purring.

He quickly took a video as well as a picture for memories, smiling warmly at the picture he took.

[birchbow]

Sorry if this is a silly question, but I’ve been looking for kismesis-flavoured songs. Do you have any songs in mind that remind you of any of the pitch relationships in POF?

As far as being PoF SPECIFIC, really the only one coming to mind is the epic version of Toxic by 2WEI has a full "Ianche and Veneno kill a bunch of people and smooch in the bloody wreckage afterward" music video in my head and it's great. I'm sorry you all can't watch it with me, it kicks ass.

For pitch relationships in general....... hmmmmm I mean I guess

Immediately: What Is This Feeling from Wicked. I don't think I need to explain further tbh, it could've been ripped directly from a troll romcom about people falling in hate at first sight. 100/10

FMLYHM by Seether is just one of those songs that gets points mostly for straightforwardly using the word "hate" in a song about fucking, and therefore makes it onto the list lol. But also like most human songs about hate it's pretty like. Rahhh this suuuucks and also like, We are just having sex and that's all this is abooouuuuut, which is a downfall a lot of songs on this list fall into RE: being about pitch relationships haha. 4/10

Kiss Me You Animal by Burn the Ballroom however does not fall into the "ugh this sucks" trap. That dude's in hate with somebody and having a GREAT time. "You say you wanna tear right through me // I welcome you to try (Kiss me, kiss me)" Hell yeah man. Get it. 10/10

Similar vibe in Turn You On by Stitched-Up Heart, tbh. That person's having a great time. Talking a big talk about how much somebody will regret talking back to you and how you'd destroy everything to turn them on? Love that. 10/10

I Can't Decide by Scissor Sisters would be a pretty tumultuous pitch relationship that keeps almost swinging platonic, but I'd say it counts. 6/10

Teeth by 5 Seconds of Summer isn't exactly the right flavor? But it DOES feel vacillate-y to me. 5/10

White Knuckle Jerk by Will Wood and the Tapeworms--"Where do you get off being so goddamn beautiful?" love that 8/10

It's sort of a tumblr cliche but also No Children by the mountain goats, largely because the peaceful melody contrasted with the deep loathing of the lyrics makes me think of longtime rivals who have hated each other happily for many years. Hand in unlovable hand, babyyyy 7/10

Fear & Delight by the Correspondents is a pretty unhealthy flavor of just about any relationship but also the lines "Addiction pulling me to a grave end // You're an enemy who I'm keen to defend // Down the black hole of my lust I descend // It's wrong but I want you tonight" does feel like a very tumultuous kismesissitude. If we take it as a regular pitch relationship: 3/10. If we take it as "pitch couple peacocking how much they need an auspistice" vibes, 9/10 lol

Your Love Could Start a War by The Unlikely Candidates--tbh could be either pitch or flush but the vibe of like.... awe at the glorious power of your lover and the bombastic/warlike metaphors feels very trollish. You're burning up the sky...your love(/hate) could start a war.... 5/10 for not being very specific

Poison and Wine by The Civil Wars becomes very intriguing to me when it turns into a mismatched pitch/flush relationship. Or TBH pitch/pale. This is an honorary mention but I'm just scrolling my playlist at this point.

For the Girl by The Fratellis makes it onto the list tenuously mostly because of the closing lines; "And she said "I don't like you // You can't stand me // I can't love you any more than this" 2/10

I Hate U by Simon Curtis gets honorary mention for being ostensibly a song that's like "Ugh I hate you. Never have sex with me again" but also being sung in a sort of like. Very horny way lmao. Taken as pitch tsundere vibes? 8/10

Jolene by Dolly Parton. Do u see my vision. ???/10 Who are you Jolene. I hate you. You could fuck anybody you want ever. Please don't steal my matesprit.

[kindheartedgummybears]

ugh first sentence so relatable.

Oh the urge to post but the lack of brain juice.

I'm gonna come up with the stupidest TDIM headcanons right here on the spot as I type this post. Edit: Most of them ended up being about gaming???

-Charlie secretly watches floptoks to try and understand the younger generation. He does not understand.

-Jamie absolutely annihilates kids on roblox games for fun.

-Erin is an Animal Jam player. She has every spiked collar and has played since the game's release.

-Mark is absolutely a minecraft player. He has built the most incredible, showstopping, gobsmacking cities.

-Kate plays only the best video games. She has played red dead redemption 2 at least four times. I am not projecting. (i am)

[cclowneryy]

The Most Random Creepypasta Headcanons (HALLOWEEN SPECIAL POST RAHHH)

- Laughing Jack has done trad goth styled makeup because he has found fond of it whenever he sees his “victims” (teenagers…) started doing it around the 1970s and 80s. He also really loves trad goth bands such as “Flesh for Lulu” and “Exces Nocturne”

- Eyeless Jack has a blood kink….you can’t tell me he wouldn’t I know that motherfucker does

- BEN Drowned and Sonic.Exe have beef with each other and would constantly argue over a discord call about who’s the better video game mascot and franchise. Slender man would overhear BEN’s screaming and would tell him to shut up and to go to bed

- Nina the Killer’s room has a shit ton of Sanrio plushies and a wall of the Monster Energy Ultra Rosa cans and even made a gun using those cans and is hanging up on her wall

- I would like to think that Clockwork died of an infection because of her literally mutilating her mouth and replacing her eye with a clock but got resurrected by Slender Man because Ticci Toby knew her while they were in their talking stage.

- Jane the Killer lowkey had a Taylor Swift and a One Direction fan and snuck into a Harry Styles concert just to relieve her childhood.

- Sally Williams would possess a Teddy Bear and would chase around Jeff with a Knife because he would insult her stuff animals

- If the Slender Mansion was an actual thing and all the creepypastas lived there and it was a reality show it would either be like The Kardashians or Bad Girls Club

- Slender Man secretly watches Total Drama and would imagine himself being like Chris McLean hosting a deadly reality show with his proxies being contestants. His favorite season is World Tour and would hum some of the songs the characters sung

- Laughing Jack used to live in an abandoned carnival but one day and for some reason a bunch of rednecks set the carnival on fire while he was on a killing spree so for now he resides in the Slender Mansion

- Jeff the Killer is the equivalent of Eric Cartman

- If Jeff The Killer sees you with a Nirvana shirt, he would go up to you and ask you “name three songs from them”

- BEN Drowned is a SoundCloud rapper and has made multiple diss tracks on Sonic.Exe and his album covers are literally anime girls with vapor wave backgrounds because he thinks it’s “edgy.”

- Ticci Toby that kind of person to say that he’s a smoker but he only ever had one cigarette and had a coughing attack after one inhale

- Jane The Killer is a crystal girlie who has a crystal collection and cleanses them during the full moon and does witchcraft (she just like me)

[st4rboy-p]

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Halloo!!! I probably won't post much but who knows :>

(things in this colour mean i really like it(unless i forget to continue doing thag halfway through))

☆about me☆

I'm Oliver :p

(trying to think of things to say about myself is tricky what the flip)

I'm a 500 year old vampire *not clickbait* joking I'm a 16 year old boy from england RAHHH

i dont really know much about myself everythings all too confusing 💔

♡things i like��

I have a LOT of interests and they are always changing so I will try my best to keep this list short...

•i LOVE anime omg if you watch anime/read manga me by friend PLEASE

~some of my favs are jjba, kny, one piece, aot, deathnote uhhh im trying to think EVANGELION omg and jjk AND IF YOU HAVE WATCHED ASOBI ASOBASE MARRY ME its so funny but no one I know has watched it 💔 wait sorry im coming back to this after i wrote some other bits BUT ATLA OMG i love atla... ok back again I FORGOT BERSERK (manga not anime)

•i love music!!! i also have the best music taste in the world 😝

~if you like malice mizer marry me. also love lana del rey, jeff buckley, radiohead, buck-tick, kamijo, lowkey love musicals, adrianne lenker omg she makes me cry, mitski, fiona apple I NEED TO STOP I COULD GO ON FOREVER

•sinjin drowning deserves their own category THEY ARE SO FUNNY

•HARRY POTTER (not supporting j.k!!!) omg or basically anything whimsical and magical i wanna be a wizard so bad ☹️ omg that time when dark fantasy was trending on tiktok was like my fav thing ever I WANTED TO BE A BANISHED KNIGHT SO BAD GIVE IT TO MEEEE if i was rich i would so buy knights armour and go to a renne fair (is that how its spelt??)

•im probably forgetting stuff but feel free to yap to me about your interests too! i love listening to other peoples interests :)))

holy im yapping

•I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING sorry im back BUT I LIKE GAMING!!!

~genshin (i shower i promise) and roblox are my top 2 games but i play a bunch more!!! if its free im sure i will play it 😝

•ok hi back again I ALSO LIKE TO DRAW!!! im not very good at it but i find it fun!!!!!

☽things i dont like☽

•DONT interact with me if ur an awful person please :3

this includes things like racists, homophobes, etc etc

also if ur just gonna be mean ples dont i will probably cry 💔

✦the vibe i bring to the function✦

(picture dump)

ok not really a dump im not allowed anymore pictures

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OMG I CANT PUT ANYMORE DIVIDER THINGIES thats sad ANYWAYS PLEASE BE MY FRIEND!!!

thank if you listened to my yap!!

oh i can add a song thats cool

THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER BTW

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[mcrinmyhead]

INTRODUCTION

Hiya, my name's Dee or you can call me Dead! instead, cuz that's what my name is in Tumblr. I'm sixteen. I'm an Indian, racists better fck off. I like to draw, sing and write songs and poems. I mainly post my art here and I have two side blogs too, which are @mcrinmyheart (idk what I post there :D) and @shesacomplicatedpoet where... Er, you know it. And when I say "art" I usually draw My Chem, Fall Out Boy, Linkin Park, Bring Me The Horizon and a few other bands, but you can always leave a picture in the "Ask me?" box if you really want me to draw something that you like :). Just make sure it isn't something s!utty, cuz my parents like seeing my sketchbook sometimes, haha.

About me...

Name: Dead! / Dee

Age: 16

Pronouns: she/her

Likes: listening to music, art, singing, music bands, food, sleeping (I'm a very eepy person), travelling, reading, etc.

What kind of art do I do? Fanarts mainly.

Dislikes: peanuts (yea I don't like 'em, so if you know me irl and try to feed me peanuts, I'm gonna fcking stab you, you little shit), pedos, homophobic fcks, MSI apologists, basic DNIs, etc.

Am I single? Yes, and that's because I don't want to date anyone. Nvm, I'm taken :]

Music bands/artists I like:

+ twenty one pilots, p!atd, Bring Me The Horizon, Glass Animals, Bad Omens, Sleep Token, etc. I also liked The 1975, The Nbhd, Joji, Driver The Era, Arctic Monkeys and Chase Atlantic before, so I really don't mind if you wanna talk about them too. I'm basically a music addict who has listened to a whole lotta music genres throughout my life. But I'm currently into rock music rn. Yeah, I can't stop talking about music if I start.

My favourites:

Books: Agatha Christie's books, Heartstopper, Five Feet Apart, The Fault in our Stars, Crime/Horror/Mystery books (there are many but I can't remember them), etc.

Movies: anything horror, mystery, crime, sci-fi, Marvel, DC, Star Wars, from the 2000s and 90s, etc. (How do people actually choose a favourite movie??)

Shows: Loki, Heartstopper, Young Royals, Marvel shows, etc. (I literally like all the shows I watch)

Albums: My top 10 rn (June 2024) are like- Three cheers for sweet revenge (my chem), POST HUMAN: NexGen (BMTH), XO (LeATHERMØUTH), The Black Parade (my chem), I brought you my bullets, you brought me your love (my chem), Clancy (Tøp), A Thousand Suns (Linkin Park), Danger Days (my chem), Folie a Deux (FOB), and Pretty. Odd. (P!ATD).

Colours: (Bury me in) Black, Blood Red and Lavender.

Where else can you find me?

At home, in my room 95% of the time. Nah, just kidding.

Links:

Pinterest

Spotify

Discord: mcrinmyhead

Tags I use:

My art: #art

Asks: #asks #asks <3

Scroll down for more facts about me...

Or don't. I really don't care.

Fun facts about me ^^:

I'm a really joyful, chaotic, kind, funny and a sweet person! :D (according to my frens)

Until and unless you get me on my nerves. Trust me, That's when I go insane.

If you know me irl, hi... Uh, I know I don't talk much in person but I'm sorry. That's just who I am. But if you want to be my friend, you can start by texting me lol.

I'm a music addict who likes to annoy people by talking about music bands 24/7.

I have an unhealthy obsession over My Chem.

I'm a huge nerd (according to every person in my class) and I like Math and Science (but I don't really talk about it unless you are someone who is into math and science as much as me).

I'm also a sarcastic and sassy person. So if my words ever offend you, I'm so sorry bbg. Deal with it.

I'm a vampire (I have fangs and I will bite you to suck that blood your body holds, RAHHH).

Other than drawing and singing, my hobbies are fangirling, sleeping, reading books, travelling and sometimes even cooking.

I might be surrounded by many people who I call my "friends," but in the end it's just four people who are actually my friends.

I'm mostly an introvert, but I'm an extrovert when I'm with my friend.

I suck at socializing btw.

Yikes, this list is still going on!

But I like to annoy people at the same time.

Wait, does Tumblr have a word limit on a post?

SHALL I TRY REACHING THE WORD LIMIT???

Ah, yeah, I forgot to mention this but I'm a really curious person. I like trying out or experimenting on stuff. It's fun, okay?

I can be smart and an idiot at the same time B)

I write poems but I don't like showing them to others cuz I feel like they're stupid. Any tips on poetry from the poets of Tumblr?

I love cats. Cats or get tf out.

Am I annoying rn?

Idk.

This was fun.

Alright, that's enough fckery for today. Farewell my little kittens <333

So long and good night!

[pasta-in-the-pudding]

do you have any x-virus headcanons?? i’ve scrolled through his entire tag on tumblr and i’m DYING for new content 🙏🙏

RAHHH CODY <33

Thank you so much for requesting!!

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X-virus general headcanons

Pansexual, he/him, 22 years old

5'8"

He's very cocky and egotistical

Almost never thinks he's in the wrong

He enjoys painting his nails yellow

He works as one of the manors many doctors/nurses, however he specializes in viruses, bacterial things and anything related to radiation

He is absolutely the type of guy to send people links filled with god awful things

He is a hoe for rings

He always has rings on every finger

His proxy tattoo is on his palm

He has a nose ring, an eyebrow ring, a tongue piercing and his helix pierced

He's considered getting a belly button ring

But he decided against it because he felt like it would come off as "too feminine"

I feel like he would be obsessed with yin-yang imagery

He has a yin-yang necklace, tattoo, ring, etc

When he isn't working, you can usually find him in his room, playing roblox

He has a pet bunny named Jade

She is mostly black and she is his everything <33

She's the only small animal that's safe from his experiments

I feel like he would either smell really musty or smell of really strong cologne

You decide which one

He's very immature

In everything he does <//3

He thinks Jane is very pretty

He knows that she's a lesbian though, so he doesn't make any advances

Speaking of Jane, i feel like he'd be one of those guys that is like "omg goth girls are soooo hot" and then whenever they see an actual goth, they call them weird

Im so sorry <///3

He may be a genius, but he's a little stupid

[mars-rnr]

Incoherent Rewatch of The Hollow: Episode 1

The Hollow: Season 1 Episode 001

Typing down my thoughts as I rewatch The Hollow: Episode 1

It is alot of thinking, also spoiler warning

Ohhh!!! The dreadful and haunting vibes being set up as Adam looks around the room

I like how Adam is so calm about the situation

amnesia SUCKS— BRUHH WHY DID ADAM HAVE TO THINK THE WORST IDEA POSSIBLE— Death!

They don’t know their names!! Oh powers being foreshadowed!!

Adam, Kai, and Mira!!! They finally got to remember their names

I’m so sorry, I know Kai gets better but he’s beginning introduction sucks. More progress occurred using the typewriter than not using it and smashing it

Does Adam not like loud sounds?

Aww, Mira making jokes by introducing herself as a good puzzle solver (MIRA HYPE HYPE)

Acrobat Adam!!

I forgot what Kai and Mira’s powers are. It has been a while. I think one of them can talk to animals.

Mira may not have her memories back but she remembers deep in her bones having to shout common sense at two guys arguing during the worst times (Mira, you deserve better, but I appreciate your loyalty as an amazing friend)

Mira, the Bearer of Common Sense

Mira is so beautiful <333

AHHH ADAM OPENING THE VAULT

I do give Kai a lot of shit but he is a kid and not everyone his age could handle it as well as Adam or Mira can. He is a bit of a coward, same

Mira’s ‘which way’ is HYPE HYPE. Everything about Mira is Hype for me. Ohh she is the one who can talk to animal!! Just like Ezran from The Dragon Prince!

Adam and Mira may not have their memories and their past friendship, but they still banter much more and at the beginning, when Adam woke up, he approached Mira first— RAHHH I LOVE THESE GOOFIES AND THEIR FRIENDSHIP!!

BECAUSE YOU ARE COOL MIRA THE COOLEST!! (I JUST REALIZED MIRA HAD DARK RED NAIL POLISH AND SO SHARP NAILS— Gonna watch the entire thing and see if she loses those fierce nails or not— betting on she didn’t ^^)

Oh also I’m making icons/ pfps of Mira in episode one because she deserves it <33 (I love her so much— I forgot how cool she is)

Okay, I’m starting to like Kai’s pathetic energy

If I remember correctly, Kai never really had alot of confidence in himself and his surroundings— so if he did lose all of his memories, not know where he is, yeah of course he would the most freaked-out reaction over everything!!

The artstyle is so so GOOD!!

Hahaha, Kai is too goofy!! Bless his brain, he needs it. Even Adam and Mira are having a laugh!

The voice acting <33

Adam can worry too much as well as be too cautious, and Mira and Kai could not care about it sometimes qowuhs

This show is so good at making the tone of a scene so dreadful

I like how Adam, Kai, and Mira are making theories on what happened to them because the characters have as much info on what’s happening as the audience (me), and the amount of info is ZERO

With them making these years, the characters invite the audience to also guess and theorize what is happening— Are they scientist’s experiments? Secret gov’t spies? Who or what are they? Are they human— how they have powers? etc etc

Hehehe— Kai freaked out and left the shack, only to comeback because he doesn��t go into the forest alone. Mira and Adam staying cause they have same mindset of ‘hmmm..maybe something here has something we can use’

Adam found a bag— is homie gonna finally style himself? Mira shouldn’t be the only one serving here! All Adam’s style got going on is his fanboy shirt…

Oh noo— The trios are fighting and Mira’s nerves snapped D:

Uh oh!! The wolves are howling!! Hahaha!! Kai barely moved away from the shack!

Hahaha!! I hated Kai a bit for attempting to DESTROY THE TYPEWRITER EVEN THOUGH IT IS PROVEN THAT IS NOT WHAT THEY SHOULD DO BUT BUT ADAM TAKES THE CAKE FOR THROWING A WRENCH AT THE ELECTRIC FENCE ONLY FOR TO BACKFIRE TO HIS FACE!!!

Epic win for Kai!! He found the power switch!!

A rare Kai and Mira agreeing with each other moment— When Adam’s plans are too goofy to follow up on owenbsd

AYYY PURPLE DUDE!! I remember thinking this dude is not to be trusted but at the end he became a pretty thoughtful dude actually

Purple dude forshadowed what this entire thing was by saying’Do you think this some kind of game!?’

Who wants to bet Adam had a gay crush on the purple dude? It would be so funny if he did— this is my Adam headcanon now

They are in the desert now

[jess-l0l]

Get to know me:

Hi

My name is Jess (Ain’t gonna say the rest cuz it could be many)

About me!! :

I’m a she/her (maybe they but i’m still trying to figure myself out), aroaceflux, Native American (represent!! ✊🏽), I love warm colors like orange or red or yellow but cold weather? I REALLY love wojapi and fry bread or just fruits and like hot cheetos and tea :)) I sing with my moms at powwows or events as well as trying to learn how to get into/learning how to voice act :3

I have a panic disorder (also separation anxiety.) And depressive :3

I like to be on tumblr a lot (A LOT)

Things I like :

I am currently really liking Hazbin Hotel, (since 2020!) Murder Drones, Billie Bust Up, and TADC (also Lackadaisy and Darly Boxman!) Basically a lot of Indie stuff!

RAHHH MUSICALLLSSS (Six, Ride The Cyclone, Hamilton, Beetlejuice, Mean Girls, etc.)

I also rlly love voice actors (indie or whatever) and indie animators

Like Ashley Nichols or Elsie Lovelock (Also Michael Kovach)

I like to repost and like (post) a lot of things so get prepared for that!

Just message or comment if you wanna be friends or talk abt anything (I don’t give out any of my socials or numbers (depending if I actually know you are get to know you enough), I’m sorry 😭)

I’ve got 8 siblings (5 sisters and 3 brothers)

uh idk divorced parents but we aren’t gonna go into that 😝

I am part time babysitter cuz money (small town/reservation babysitter)

I am in school from 7:25-2:10 but on Fridays I have some extra work and hours to 3:45-4:00

Ask me anything if you wanna know anything else! I love to answer questions since I am a lot more confident online :)

I’m also a Christian btw and if i’m offline i’m either at an NAC event, church, babysitting, or school.

Much love <3