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I know it had nothing to do with the decision but emailing my coworkers “hey gang!! if I don’t check in with the front office at this specific time, here’s the route I drive please send someone to look for my wrecked car” and thirty minutes later getting told we get a snow day was almost euphoric.
#every pay period I’m like#this is the time!!!! this is the time I can save up!!!#no bitch I have to drop $500 on winter tires#AND ONLY TWO. TWO TORES#because my four wheel four season compact suv#does a little dance when I go over 40 on the freeway
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So, in the photo of Ford and Fiddleford in college that you can find torn in half in the Book of Bill, it says "MISS YOU" in the code the Stan twins came up with as kids. Fiddleford has to be the one that wrote it there, so does that mean that Ford taught him his childhood secret language? I've got so many thoughts and feelings about that.
#the complete version of the photo is on thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com and doesn't have the coded text in the background#so the “miss you” has to have been added to the copy mcgucket kept in his desk and tore apart#which ford didn't seem to know about#meaning mcgucket kinda had to be the one to write it#he's trying to forget but he needs a record of the fact that he misses him#even if its only legible to the two of them#and also stanley but fidds doesn't know him#gravity falls#the book of bill#fiddleford mcgucket#ford pines#fiddauthor
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It's impossible to say how many roses he bought me. Roses spilled onto the ground as I went. If I've ever been pretty, it was on that early Paris morning with roses overflowing from my full-to-the-brim arms.
Clarice Lispector, Too Much of Life: The Complete Crônicas (January 6, 1968)
#clarice lispector#literature#so last halloween my bestie and i got a lil drunk and ended up at the new-ish strand outpost on the uws#because the only thing better than a sober purchase is a completely blitzed one#and i drunkenly YANKED the complete cronicas AND the short stories off the shelf and tottered off to the cashier#so i'm holding about two thousand pages worth of clarice at this point#and my friend is equally sloshed but she's like 'how are you going to get all this back to atlanta? i saw your bergdorf bags!'#me: 'no it's fine it's fine i will read clarice. on the plane. in my neeew heaaadbaaands.'#anyway my advice to all of you is never bring a book over 600 pages on a plane#i think i tore a nerve#the atlanta airport is the hub of the world which sounds nice#but it's not a cute little hallmark channel airport where you can feasibly run for the train with 5 pounds of books in your arms#regrets...i've had a few
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You ever think of a creator and just go "My God I'm glad I'm not that person?"
#me listening to a video about the rise and fall of dobbles#remember the time someone on DA gave him constructive criticism and advice to advance his career#and he was all 'your DA only has like three piece so why should I even listen to you?'#and it turns out that was a professional comic artist? he just rarely used DA because he was moving everything to his folio site?#and the INSTANT Dobson realized he was all meek and respectful and 'oh I'm sorry sir if I'd have known--'#and everyone tore him a new one because wow how two-faced and someone shouldn't be famous/successful for you to be POLITE?
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Fully dressed, cry in the bath I’m still a child Pick me up, reuse me ‘til the glue melts apart From the heat of the argument
#Tiny blue 🥺🥺🥺#no they’re like 14 here but still#blue phantom#the blue phantom#DuckTales#ducktales 2017#dt17#duckverse#wacky’s art#gyro gearloose#mad ducktor#Madfen royalty au#uagh this song reminds me a lot of them#rambly backstory time because I just got it figured out <3#yknow being an emotional person while also not being allowed to have emotions and *also* being a kid was hard#they broke a lot of stuff and caused a lot of problems#finally when they were 10 they accidentally uhh tore their house down#their mom said that’s it you’re done and sent them to live with their aunt and uncle#they were the youngest of eight and very quiet so they didn’t get a lot of attention and they were mostly seen as a burden#but then nobody else wanted them because. their magic yknow.#they were passed around a lot from relatives to old friends to whoever until they ended up with quackfaster when they were 16#and that lasted a miraculous two years#until the beginning of over my head#the only person who’d wanted them before that was their grandparents actually#but they were old and couldn’t physically keep handling with blue’s breakdowns#Also why blue never introduces themself with their last name because they’ve been with so many people#Most of whom they want to forget their time with#so they just say they don’t have one#until they get their title :3#wackys art
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Zanias played man on the beat and me and my friend lost our shit
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Alkenstar session 10 my party had more trouble with a swarm of wasps than with the end-of-chapter boss that they took out in literally 1 round. I need to start making this shit harder lmao
#wastepaper basket#I think the module doesn't account for having 5 dual-classed and archetyped PCs they just tore through it lmao#I did very nearly kill one of them though. Only a little bit out of spite. Just a little#I didn't get to use ANY of my fun abilities they took my guy out in TWO HITS :(#antics of alkenstar
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i no longer remember which of my ear piercing holes were the original ones and which are the redone ones
#what has ended up happening is that clearly i accidentally tore open an old one#becos i have 3 open piercings.#but one is like Completely shut#so im no longer sure if its that i had two new ones and tore open an old one#or i tore open the old ones and only kept one new one#i thought it was the latter because of placement but im no longer sure thats the case#because of how thoroughly closed one of them is.....#i was pissed off at the idea that i might have paid money for new piercings only for them to close up#so i was checking which ones were open#anyways. how close can piercings be before ur in danger tee hee <3
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@hellsbroadcaster mentioned you on a post “it's not sunday but I think vox is a fuckin semen...”:
@videoaux jokes on you i'm in your walls
*﹕// " Jokes on you ; I'M INTO THAT SHIT. "
#presenting to all... the two most powerful terrifying overlords in hell#* ⌁﹕📺 ↯ NO REAL ME‚ ONLY AN ENTITY — SOMETHING ILLUSORY ╱ 𝐢𝐜.#* ⌁﹕📺 ↯ AND THOUGH I CAN HIDE MY COLD GAZE‚ I SIMPLY AM NOT THERE ╱ 𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧.#* ⌁﹕📺 ↯ HE TORE MY CLOTHES RIGHT OFF / HE ATE MY HEART AND MY BRAIN ╱ 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐬𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫.#hellsbroadcaster
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okay cause cheating is wrong, obviously. but some people are really out here going, no it’s okay that they’re a murderer who killed your family and ruined your life and straight up abused you and also is significantly older than, no that’s okay they had a secret reason they never told you about and a tragic backstory - oh wait they cheated??? how dare they!!!!!
like i’m sorry but cheating is not the worst thing in the world compared to what i listed above and sometimes in media it can actually be understandable why a character cheats but everyone calls them a monster - which yeah cheating sucks - but then turn around and in the same breath go, oh that terrible abusive piece of shit that’s hot and has a villain aesthetic but does shitty things for shitty reasons?? they’re my faveee how dare you hate them for valid reasons??
#this is about soooooooo many shows but i cba to tag them all#elena gilbert#delena#stelena#i hate both ships and one day ill compile my thoughts on why but BOTH brothers needed to stay the hell away from my girl#and the fandoms reaction to a traumatised teenager enrages meeeee#cause dont say you hate her and that she deserves to d!e for reaction to things like a TEENAGER would#and then turn around and go but those two brothers almost ten times her age who abuse her and treat her like sh!t#and only like her cause she looks like this girl they knew centuries ago who abused them and almost tore them apart?? oh theyre my favourit#like stfu and go rewatch the show#alsooooo#saraha cameron#my babyyyyy#my angel#my darling treasure who deserves warm hugs and fluffy blanekts for the rest of her life#cause no way you guys looked a teenage girl who was homeless and depressed and going through it who had just had the worst moment#of her LIFE thrown in her face by her HUSBAND try to go back to a time in her life when she was happy and loved and call her a b!tch#but then looked at her phycho brother who tried to DR0WN her and kill all of her friends and shot someone in front of her only to blame it#on her husband and the go oh but hes a typical moody depressed hot guy with a tragic backstory and messed up parental relationships#so i love himmmmmm 🤪#like no no no STFUUUU#also like that wasnt bad enough you then started to ship him with the girl he also tried to DROWN whos friends hes been trying to kill#like this a grown dude who likes to waste his dads money and get high and drunk going after teenagers and killing people#but you love him and then complain about said teenagers acting like teenagers?????#like no you dont deserve these shows go awayyyy
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Thinks oh so hard abt the spiraling upwards clan founders, especially the birchclan founders. Silly lil kitties who's pasts are drenched in blood with the primary regret of not drawing it sooner
#rat rambles#oc posting#warriors posting#spiraling upwards#long story short they had a shitty awful terrible leader who sucked absolutely ass and they tore him to shreds#I mean that literally they pinned him onto the mountain side and slashed and mauled the shit out of him so hard that his lives evaporated#and several of the cats involved in that scene are sill alive and major parts of the story and I love them#oh also the cat that pinned him through a stab through the throat was his own daughter btw everyone hated his ass so much#and for good reason get his ass#alas in the main story I dont rly get to go too deep into how he harmed everyone involved mostly just three main ones#aka bristlestar because shes murtlepaw's ghost mom dawncrackle because hes also haunting murtle and gullspot because shes bristle's kit#so basically all the flashbacks we get involve those three in some form or another#honeystar was also there and involved but Im not currently planning on having her rly talk abt that#most of her more modern angst is the fact that she was forced into leadership against her will#and shes been alive long enough that shes been leading birchclan far longer than she ever lived in her old clan#but she did go through a lot of shit before birchclan was founded and it definitely shaped her a lot#she used to be a very determined and high spirited lil kitty cat who tried to be optimistic#but her family began to slowly be picked off one by one by both the old leader and the one whod later get evicerated#some of the older cats around her hoped it make her back down from her revelutionary ideas but she noticed that and it backfired on them#instead of being worn down to submission she became absolutely Furious and began to lash out more and become more demanding#it got to the point that she really only had two friends in the entire clan and one of them was her aunt whod later also die after coming#out abt having witnessed the leader killing his own kits#that was the final fucking straw for her and she was fully on board when bristle and dawn started looking for cats to join their rebellion#she did get rly frustrated with them as they waited patiently for the right moment but her remaining bestie kept her from going apeshit#so once the big fight finally broke out she was more than eager to join the hoard of cats chasing the bastard upwards#now unlike some of the other cats involved this legitimately actually made her feel a lot better for a while#for the first time in ages she finally felt like she could be optimistic abt smth again and was excited abt the idea of leaving this place#she had lost so much in this damn place since she was an apprentice and just wanted to finally be able to rest easy#but once they got to their new territory and set up camp things went south real fast as a flood fucked everything up#and after losing the only cat she had left in her life and losing her tail and being made deputy on top of that she deteriorated quickly
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he hurt me so bad and got to walk away from it
I don't get to walk away from it
the damage he and those men did isn't just mental
#csa vent#im not done screaming abt this actually#i was only five when he stated raping me. i was very small & a bit underweight bc i always felt too anxious to eat#and he often would withhold food whenever he felt like it or would force me to eat things i didnt like even if i gagged#but i was a tiny defenseless child and he raped me. he tore my fucking hymen. my father raped me and told me it was all okay#he told me it was supposed to hurt. that i was supposed to bleed. but 'it always hurts the first time. youll get used to it eventually'#how the fuck does a child 'get used to' smth like that?????#how does a five-year-old cope with bleeding for two-three days and being almost unable to walk because of the physical trauma???#what the fuck dude. i genuinely dont understand how i survived this shit#milo murmurs
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#;ooc#ooc#/no writting today HOWEVER-#THINKING ABOUT;; HOW TENDER THESE ARE#BUT;; the last two-#that lil intimate breach of space !! it means a lot to him#not only because touch is very private and meaningful to him but also because#its a natural indicator that he truly is letting you into his life#its not just by words then; its by these small little reactions too#it's a wall you succesfully tore; and that he let you tore; that he helped you tearing and that he is taking you by the hand to show you#his body reflecting his heart opening#you know how oftentimes open palms and feet pointed forward are signs of open language; of acceptance#that!!#thank you for waiting for me and thank you for seeing me <-- guy who wants to be seen but also does not want to be seen out of pure shame#anyways im insane about a.rjuna actually
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I get a lot of "omg you're so nice and non-judgemental you're such a good friend" and "omg dude you're way too nice to this asshole they should not be your friend" from irl friends and family and I don't know how to say this but uh, if you had friends like I had when I was a preteen you learn to count your blessings real fucking quickly and stop being choosy on who you befriend. The bar is six feet under by now if they don't encourage the entire class to boycott me it's a win.
#fweeet#my mom was appalled at the amount of... questionable friends i have these days and this came to me#look some of the friends i had when i was 10-12 included:#2 different girls who on seperate occasions forbade me to eat lunch with anyone else because they got jealous#a group of kids who lowkey for some reason were really into touching eachothers butts??????????????#a girl who made constant sex jokes as a 10 year old and once wrote a story where i got... uh...#two girls who got into an argument so heated they exchange kys notes#THIS BASTARD OF A KID who tore my lunchbox in half and laughed at my face#(also the only person in my lifetime who found a way to bully me in my spine brace with...#lets just say its very painful and i hate being pinched now)#OH MY GOD THE LIST NEVER ENDS#THIS ISNT EVEN INCLUDING YE GRAND MIGHTY YANDERE MOTHERFUCKER SUPREME#THE ASSHOLE WHO HAS MADE QUITE LITERALLY A THIRD OF MY LIFE A LIVING HELL#anyways people ask me why i can stand so many 'fake' people and assholes nowadays especially if theyre my friends#and you see#at some point in life ive learned to think to myself Hey at the end of all things at least im not being actively doxxed on youtube again#mom i understand your concern but i have to unfortunately inform you my current friends are probably the sanest people ive ever met in life
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Im still thinking about that shit my boss said like legit how dare she
I was on my hands and kneese that day scrubbing her crusty ass shelves for her yucky ass bisuness, I followed her and my managers instructions to the fucking letter and took the heat whenever the instructions conflicted with eachother
Its legit not even just a me thing, since I started working there less than a year ago shes had to replace her entire wait staff and half of her kitchen staff.
She legit hired new guys for the pizza station instead of just finishing my training. She knows Im a fast learner but she insists she cant trust me for some fucking reason. Like is she fucking stupid?
After she intruded in my personal life, asked invasive questions, and tried to mother me.
Not to mention she hasnt even been sending me pay stubs since fucking august so I cant even confirm shes been paying me the right wages. Minimum wage in my area got bumped up by a dollar in september.
#fuck that girl honestly#As soon as I get hired somewhere else im leaving and never looking back#My sister said she would have quit on the spot if that was her#but I still need the money since theres a bag I want coming up for preorder soon#and I want to buy a new set of feeders for my cat since I always worry about her going hungry when im at work#Plus my mom always dumps wet food on top of her dry food outside of her usual meal times#and since shes never usually all that hungry she just kind of picks through it and licks up the gravy#then the rest just sits there until it dries into one solid layer that blocks off all teh dry food and makes it legit inedible#I keep telling my mom to stop fucking doing that but she just yells at me some fucking excuse and keeps doing it#its not like I havent explained exactly what happens to her before#shes just stubborn and refuses to A: admit she was wrong or B: take the two seconds it takes to just get another bowl instead#So ill get my cat a dry tower feeder and leave her bowl for wet food exclusively#I wouldnt do it if she didnt self-regulste her eating but I know she does#And I still need to find her a toy that has long hair like her mouseys#but is just the right size#If its too small she'll loose it under my bed like she does with every single mouse I give her#If its too big she wont want to carry it around or throw it or play fetch with it#She had this really soft rabbit that she loved to death but she tore it apart. there was only so many times I could sow its limbs back on.#If anyone makes it this far into the tags do you have any suggestions?#I dont want to get her another of the rabbit toys because it was actually one of those cleap plush key-chains and honestly I dont trust them#she just loved it too much for me to take it away
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HEY, HEY, WALT CALLED JUNIOR 'JESSE' WHILE DRUNK AND ON PAINKILLERS
#also walt crying twice in two episodes was fucking insane his little world is crumbling around him#but he dug his own grave deeper at every fucking oportunity#so really its no big surprise that he finally knocked over the jenga tower of his employment#like he lost jesse in every capacity gus no longer even tollerates him hes straining his relationship with junior#and hes absolutely screwing over skyler as per usual#hes so fucking desperate to put the pieces back together even though he tore it all down from the start it doesnt go back together#you were never in control walt every attempt to assert control only drove a wedge between you and every. other. person#like look at jesse he was pleasant to work with and followed orders and now gus and mike trust and respect him (to an extent)#you couldve had that too but nooooo 'gus is out to get me'#gus is a reasonable man if you had been reasonable back he wouldve had no reason to turn against you#dgakjsgsjajaij walt is such a well-written character but i fuckin hate his guts#🧪💎
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