#AND NOW IM EATING… AN ACTUAL COOKIE!!!!! AND IT TASTES SO FUCKING GOOD my roommate must think im crazy when i tell her how insanely goods
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ok fine im gonna reveal what one of the things i had earlier today (and have now had 2 more times beyond thst) was but um…. the problem with apple cider is that i can’t stop drinking it
#food#apple cider used to be one of my favorite things in the world and i haven’t had it in YEARS. and there’s this jug in the fridge and the way#i want to make up for like a decade without apple cider by chugging the whole thing… but its my roommates and she’s letting us help#ourselves to it and i want more so bad but i shouldn’t bc ive had so much. and i can’t buy more bc all of my groceries get delivered to my#parents house ugh 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 maybe i’ll ask her to get a 2nd jug on me next time she goes shopping bc i like. need more of this#but that’s not even the most scandalous thing ive had today!!! and now i might as well say what it is but i gotta bury it under pages of rbs#FAST so bear w me ♥️ but. she baked pumpkin cookies this morning and. i have had two.#(vegan) with actual sugar and butter and frosting…. and i hate to say it i really do like i should NOT be posting this online but the way#for years ‘cookies’ have meant a scraggly burned pile of baked oats and raisins or whatever with like visible pieces of kale in them 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#<- tags that are going to get me killed ->#AND NOW IM EATING… AN ACTUAL COOKIE!!!!! AND IT TASTES SO FUCKING GOOD my roommate must think im crazy when i tell her how insanely goods#they arw like they’re probably good to normal ppl too but u have to realize i haven’t eaten any sweetener other than fruit sugar for lije#well um a decade or around that. and so sugar makes me absolutely fucking crazy now it tastes so good like you people seriously live like#this and eat food this good all the time… BONK <- tags that are going to get me killed#the blasphemy of this post but also what if i rebelled and ate the way i wanted to and didn’t have to worry abt being killed for it ♥️#sorry abt all the food posts lately i know it’s a problem but like man i want more cider so baddddddd 🤤 don’t tell my m*m i made this post ♥#DELETE LATER#purrs#ask to tag
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pls do H cooking for you i die
Hi everyone! I’m so sorry I’ve been MIA for a while, I’ve been really struggling mental health wise but I’ve been trying to push through it so here we are! I really hope you like how this turned out! It was kinda rushed but it all came to me at once so Im sorry about any error and I also hope it’s not complete shit!!! Thank you so much for requesting love and I hope to get back to them sooner <3
Dinner for Two
“Well don’t you look beautiful.” Harry softly smiled, eyeing his girlfriend as he swung open the door to his apartment.
“Be nice.” She pouted as she felt anything but beautiful as she stood before wearing one of his hoodies and leggings, a messy bun and not a ounce of makeup on her face
She playfully shoved him away as he pulled her body into him, but he quickly pulls her back in, giving her a tight hug and a couple quick pecks.
Y/N had a tough week.
She did poorly on an exam, struggled at work and even got in a small fight with her roommate and it was all just piling up with all of the stress she already had, so her date with Harry has been the thing helping her get through the week, Harry always knew how to make her feel better.
“You really do look beautiful.” He added, intertwining their fingers and bringing her hand up to his lips and giving it a quick kiss, “missed you so much, lovie.”
“I missed you too.” She replied, her free hand going around his bicep and leaning into him, pressing a soft kiss onto his ship tattoo, “So, so much.”
“Come on darling, I got a surprise for ya.” He whispered, kissing the top of her head and began leading her to the kitchen.
She let out a soft gasp at was laid out before her, a literal candlelit dinner appearing to be be set by the heavens, a bouquet of flowers laying on the counter which Harry walks over and kisses her cheek as he hands them to her.
She opened her mouth to speak but he shook his hand, giving her a loving smile as her hand a tug, leading them to the kitchen where she was met with a home cooked meal, nearly completed accompanied by two wine glasses filled with rosè.
“Harry-“ she whispers, heart glowing as she looked at the man, setting down her flowers on the counter and quickly wrapping herself in him, “this is so sweet, you did all this just for me?”
“Just for the most amazing girl in the world.” He winked, giving her a quick passionate kiss.
He suddenly lifted the girl, making her let out a loud squeal as she gripped onto his shoulders causing him to let out a low chuckle and placing her on the counter, standing between her legs and giving her another quick kiss in the cheek before moving back to the meal to finish it.
She admired him carefully, watching his large hands carefully cut the vegetables and place the meals delicately on their dishes, making everything look perfect as he prepared her favorite meal.
They stayed like that for a while, Y/N fondly watching as he would pull various things out of the oven watching the gleam in his eyes as everything finally came together and placing it on the table, not letting her move or help with a thing.
“Are you ready to eat, my love?” He smirked, stepping in between her legs, kissing her gently.
She bit her bottom lip and nodded quickly, pulling him closer and nuzzling her face in his neck, pressing a soft kiss to the skin and his hands sneak under his hoodie she was wearing and rubbing her back.
“Thank you for doing all of this for me.” She whispered, sliding off the counter and heading to the table where they sat across from one another.
Harry simply nodded, expressing how much he wanted to take care of her and let her ease her pretty little mind after the week she went through. And that he made sure of.
They ate in a comfortable silence, the only sounds being words of praise and admiration coming from Y/N towards Harry’s cooking, just making Harry blush and mutter a soft thank you, his heart swelling at the beautiful girl sat across from him who, even after all this time, still gets his heart pounding.
Not much time later, the two finished and began cleaning up, much to Harry’s protest at first, telling her to go straight to his room and pick out a movie for the two of them but she insisted, playfully pouting as Harry quickly moved, not letting her really do much work.
As she began putting away leftovers, that they will likely be digging into in a few hours, something caught her eye in the fridge that she quickly pulls out with a mischievous smirk, grabbing the bowl and sitting up on the counter with it, staring at Harry’s broad back as she scoops on the contents with her finger.
The light giggle makes Harry perk up, turning around and seeing his love sitting up on his counter, scooping up the cookie dough he whipped up early with her finger, licking the substance off.
“Darling!” He laughed, rushing over to her and ‘trying’ to pry the cookie dough away, but the laugh coming from her was too gratifying to actually take away, “that was supposed to be a surprise for when we get hungry later.”
“Well it’s still a great surprise.” She giggled, scooping it up and staring up at him as she sucked the cookie dough off her finger, watching his eyes go dark before her.
“Yeah?” He muttered, his voice suddenly much lower, “taste good?”
“Mhmm.” She squeaked, slowly nodding as she heat up quickly under his stare, legs spreading for him to stand between as he stepped closer.
“Let me try.” He whispered, taking her tiny wrist in his hand and dipping it back into the dough.
She let out a shaky breath, contains her whimper as he coated her finger in the mixture before bringing it up to his lips as her finger enters his mouth, the feeling making her stomach clench.
He pulls back with a smirk, eyes shutting with delight and his ego growing as he seeing the effect he still has on her and dipping his own finger into the bowl now, coating it before lifting up between them.
Both of her hands wrap around his much larger wrist before he could say a word, her tongue licking up his finger and cleaning it, eyes glued with his.
“Okay, fuck this I can’t wait anymore.” Harry grumbled, grabbing the bowl and throwing it back in the fridge before grabbing his love and throwing her over his shoulder, causing her to let out a loud laugh.
Harry always knew how to make her feel better.
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Ultimate taekook rec (pt.1??)!
Hello friends! Quarantine has a lot of us stuck inside so I’m gonna try and keep the fic recs comin and hopefully give y’all something to enjoy while we all stay home :) Taekook is one of my fav ships, I think their personalities fit really well and they are such a fun pair. All of these fic are from ao3 and they’re usually a little on the long side but I’ll throw in some short one-shots as well! This will likely be a pt1 bc i have soooo many taekook bookmarks on ao3. Let’s get started! (I have another BTS fic rec here if you would like more things to read!)
Bite Me by Curionenene, YeonAh
Summary: “Ho… Hoseok… my na- Ju-Jung Hoseok. Who— what…?”
On hindsight, maybe it wasn't the best idea to reveal your name to two lunatics who had fed you something from a blood bag at 11.54 pm in the middle of a quiet, isolated alleyway.
"Hoseok? Nice to meet you, Hoseok. I'm Kim Namjoon, and this is Kim Seokjin. Do you remember what happened to you?"
“I—”
“Seriously. Just tell him like I did you. It's like pulling off a band-aid, better fast than slow.”
A heavy sigh was Namjoon's response to Seokjin's interjection. "I think this is a bad idea, but alright. Hoseok, you nearly… well… you did die. I saved your life the only way I could. By turning you into a vampire."
On hindsight, maybe it was a really, really, really bad idea.
One unfortunate near-death later, Hoseok finds out a few things: One, vampires are real. Two, they don't sparkle. Three, a war is brewing and he's landed in the middle of it.
Or: AU in which Hoseok screams a lot
okay so I love this fic to the ends of the earth and back. It starts out as Hoseok centred when he is turned into a vampire but then starts to focus on other characters and storylines as well. The Taekook in this is very slow burn but seeing the evolution of their relationship killed me. This fic reads like a full ass novel and I highly highly recommend giving it a read.
refrigerator humming, chewing gum and instant karma by locks
Summary: Taehyung sets the flowers down on the dining table, plucking the card off the little holder. "Dearest Taehyung, just wanted you to know that I'm thinking about you. I hope you're thinking about me too. Love--" he pauses and squints before cocking an eyebrow and pursing his lips. "Hyung, why is the boss of your little boy band gang professing his love for me?"
Yoongi drops the noodles on the floor with a loud curse as he burns his hand.
Or, Taehyung's been trying his hardest to avoid Yoongi's criminal life for a long ass time, but a cute kid and his infuriating father keep pulling him deeper into the mix.
Mob boss JK but soft mob boss with his son I cannotttt. Watching the evolution of Tae and JK’s relationship was hella cute and fun. Also taekook with kids is just so soft omggg.
cuz in a sky full of stars (i think i saw you) by wowoashley
Summary: taehyung always has bad ideas. and jeongguk thinks this might be the best.
Proposal AU!! Jungkook needs a guest to bring to the Namjin wedding and it seems like his assistant Taehyung is just the man for the job. This is so sweet but angsty near the end, honestly so goodddd.
maybe we’re all just fools by airplanewishes
Summary: Jeongguk likes to run. He’s never wanted anyone to run with him before.
Fake dating AU! Jungkook’s on the school track team and his mother is bothering him about dating someone which JK really doesn’t wanna do so that’s where Tae comes in. Honestly it’s hella cute but also hella angst, highly recommend.
cliff drop gradient by astringxnt
Summary: “somewhere along the way, we will all realize that we only start chasing the things that we were once given a taste of.”
(or, in which Jungkook and Taehyung get married to qualify for more financial aid.)
Weeee love fake dating AUs in this house. Basically Taekook need money so they get married but nothing really changes at first, but then they start to realize their feelings for each other :))
let me know by wowoashley
Summary: taehyung never wears a shirt
JK moves into an new home and his neighbour just happens to be Taehyung. Through this, JK goes on a journey to discovering he is attracted to Tae and it’s really good but angst w/ a happy ending.
Cinnamon Crisp by teatimetaemint
Summary: Jungkook needs his daily dose of cuddles and Taehyung likes to wear Jungkook's clothes. They don't care that alphas and omegas aren't supposed to be best friends.
SO MUCH FLUFF. Im not a huge ABO lover but this is such a sweet story and they care about each other sm it warms my heart. Childhood friends to lovers is also one of my weaknesses sooo.
Date Me by flywithtaetae (kimtaehyungs)
Summary: Taehyung flirts with the cute high school boy and relishes in the flustered reaction he gets for almost an entire year. But when the following year comes along, he finds himself choking on his own words.
One of the only shorter fics on this list and omgggggggggg it sooooo cuteeeeee.
I knew I loved you then (but you’d never know) by nutaella
Summary: 'You asked me to the store with you and your child, and now my distant relative we met thinks I'm married with a baby' AU
Another shorter one but its so sweet. Jungkook has a little bb son and Taehyung is helping his bestie raise his son and they get mistaken for a couple.
beep boop by vvpa
Summary: Taehyung’s gaydar is broken. Maybe. Probably, at least. Jungkook can’t really tell.
This one was so funny omgggggg. Its short but so wholesome and funny as hell I actually laughed out loud.
15.30 - Appointment: Kim Taehyung for Jeon Jeongguk (genital piercing) by PaperTigerBlackAndWhite
Summary: Taehyung makes a bet, the forfeit of which is getting his dick pierced.
He loses the bet.
Good thing the piercer has nice eyes. And face. And hands. Not so nice that he seems to keep laughing at Taehyung, but you can't have everything.
This one is also hilarious omg. Tae getting his dick pierced was never something I thought I would read but here we are. Warning, this has a lot of smut so if that’s not your thing don’t read.
You’re So Special by miniimin
Summary: Sometimes you find your soulmate in the form of a dirty kid on the playground. Sometimes it takes a little longer to figure it out, but that's okay - in the meantime, you have a best friend.
(Or: Jeongguk falls in love before he knows what the word means. Taehyung spends all his years teaching him.)
This is one of the absolute sweetest fics I have ever read. It follows Tae and Kook as they grow up from little kids to uni and its so sweet. If u want something wholesome and makes u feel things, read this.
Fall Asleep (Fall For You) by drannie
Summary: “They say when you fall in love you can’t fall asleep, but now that I’ve met you I feel like I finally can.”
A University AU where Jungkook and Taehyung become roommates. But Jungkook has insomnia and can't fall asleep with other people and Taehyung can't fall asleep alone.
oh boi is the angst real w/ this one. It is one of the best taekook fics on ao3 for a reason. I highly recommend giving this one a read.
Chemistry by taecheeks
Summary: “What’s your zodiac sign?”
“Virgo,” Jungkook responds without thinking. He frowns, glaring. “Why?”
“Hm, I can work with that,” Taehyung says. “I’m a Capricorn.”
“Fascinating. Now back to Chemistry -”
“Isn’t that what I was talking about?”
[Or, Jungkook just wants to get his tutoring sessions with the President's son over with. Taehyung just wants to get his cute tutor under him.]
This one is longgggggg. Basically JK tutors Tae and everything progresses from there. Honestly this fic has a lot of elements to it and I really just love it. It deals with a lot of different themes like child abuse, panic attacks, and many other things so if any of that upsets you, this fic may not be done for you. The entire series is is really cute tho plz read.
fever started long ago by thestarsabove
Summary: Where there is love, there is warmth. Where there is honesty, there is relief.
In which Taehyung eats a magical fortune cookie and wakes up physically dependent on Jeongguk’s body heat.
A canon compliant fic rec and boi is it will written. Basically tae becomes dependent on JK’s body heat which ik sounds weird but its a really goof fic trust.
maybe we’re fireproof by thestarsabove
Summary: For as long as Jeongguk can remember (and even before that too), his body has been on fire.
Same author as the fic above and just as amazing. Not canon compliant this time and this now JK has problems w/ body heat. Hella recommend this author is fantastic.
Dogs Days by vestals
Summary: Chopa the corgi needs to be sent to dog school, and it just so happens that his trainer is, in Kim Taehyung's opinion, the finest man out there.
Too bad he's already got a boyfriend.
Okay so this one I was skeptical to read but I’m real happy I did. This fic was sooo good, the build up was killer and I really enjoyed it. There is quite a bit of smut in this one, you have been warned.
It’s gonna be you (I can’t let go) by OnlyWinterHere
Summary: "The sound of the crowd screaming is deafening. After four years, he should be used to it, but today he needs silence more than ever. Still, Taehyung smiles, because if there's something he's learned how to do is smiling even when he feels like dying."
Or the one where Jungkook gets a girlfriend and Taehyung can't cope.
This one hurttttttttt. If you are in the mood for some angst and sadness here is the fic for you. Happy ending tho and honestly it’s a really good fic. Also the yoomin spinoff is *chef’s kiss*.
5 millimeters per fucking second by Curionenene
Summary: Jungkook is painfully shy and he wants to do things with his boyfriend Taehyung.
(Or: the kind of slow burn you never knew you needed.)
AWWW this one is the sweetest omgggg. This brings an entirely new meaning to slow burn and it is so precious I can’t.
i wanna come put your lips on mine by locks
Summary: Taehyung glances over at him and with the light hitting the side of his face, throwing shadows over his face, Jeongguk can't bring himself to be that bothered about their date. Sure being alone would have been nice, but he thinks this is nice, too. He's with Taehyung, they got their dinner and movie. Just maybe next time they hopefully won't have his brothers as chaperones.
And when Taehyung puts his head on Jeongguk's shoulder later, he can't bring himself to be that mad at all, actually.
Or, it turns out Taehyung and Jeongguk share the same brothers: Fraternity for Jeongguk, and for Taehyung, well, blood.
This is another sweet fic. JK and Tae trying to date behind Tae’s brother’s backs is kinda hilarious and adorable.
Well folks that’s it for now but I have so many more so if y’all are interesting in a pt.2 let me know!! I hope you love these fics as much as I did. If you want other ship recs let me know and I’ll try my best to accommodate! Stay safe and healthy everyone!
#taekook#vkook#kim taehyung#jeon jeongguk#jeon jungkook#bts#bts fic#bts fic rec#taekook fic rec#taekook fic#ao3#bangtan sonyeondan#bangtan#fanfiction#fanfic#fic rec
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1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? my best friend from when i was 4? no thanks! she’s deeeeefinitely more like a sister to me. it’d be weird
2. You talked to an ex today, correct? nope
3. Have you taken someones virginity? nope
4. Is trust a big issue for you? honestly, it never used to be. but it definitely is becoming one as i get older
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? i don’t like anyone romantically. but i do have a favourite work friend who i saw recently
6. What are you excited for? after i graduate next week (not the exciting part) i get to finally watch endgame
7. What happened tonight? i went for a walk with my parents, and now im doing this
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? fuck no. drunk girls are so cute
9. Is confidence cute? absolutely 100% wholeheartedly!
10. What is the last beverage you had? alcohol
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? maybe 2
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? yeah man
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? well, that was yesterday. and i got drunk and started singing and then worked on this story i’ve been trying to figure out for the last 5 years. it’s finally coming together. next saturday? i don’t know. i might write something here about being graduated. maybe i’ll have more motivation to get my life in check. but most likely, i’ll be reblogging memes about endgame. and probably crying
14. What are you going to spend money on next? 3 tickets to see endgame + the booking fee
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? haha nooo. he kissed me and i wasn’t at all into it. but now he has a really cool gf who i love. so it worked out well
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? yeah definitely! i plan to get a motorbike within that time period. and that means i won’t be stuck at home as often as i am. i plan on volunteering at places as well as working at my job. going out more means that i will probably feel more awake and alive.
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? honestly? i think one of my coworkers. she’s intimidating and can be a bit scary. but i think that’s why i’d be able to talk to her about anything. because she’s not at all fake! you know exactly what she thinks of what you’re saying. and she will tell you what you need to know, instead of what you want to hear.
18. The last time you felt broken? having to move back in to my parent’s houe
19. Have you had sex today? nah
20. Are you starting to realize anything? not really hey. i’m trying to figure things out and realise things. but if im being honest, i just feel really lost.
21. Are you in a good mood? yeah i am! a quiet, and introspective one, but i think that’s because the alcohol’s wearing off
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? i don’t really have strong feelings about it either way. if i was in the mood and it was free then yeah maybe
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? yeah they are. mine are a slightly lighter shade though.
24. What do you want right this second? to turn off the light in the bathroom in front of me. it’s too intense and it’s making my eyes hurt
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? well i don’t like anyone. but if i did, i probably wouldn’t tell them. but i’d definitely tell them i was happy for them! even if i wasnt.
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? yeah
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? honestly? i don’t think so hey. maybe it’s because of my gemini venus, but being funny is so important to me.
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? i went to the trouble of writing a whole paragraph describing this video before realising i could just link it
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? hmmm sometimes i miss this best friend i had for 10 years. i said before how important it is to me to have someone who can make me laugh. and no one has ever been able to make me laugh like she did. i miss that a lot. and i miss how close we were. i tried to re-create that with other people (only for it to backfire). but yeah. i miss her a lot lately. not sure why that is
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? yes, but not for the same mistakes
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? it was either 1 of 2 people, and i dont hate either of them
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? i don’t have feeling for anyone
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? yes! fizzy drink is from the devil
34. Listening to? sunburn - muse
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? no
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? i think he lives in queensland?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight? absolutely not
38. Who did you last call? my mum, to tell her i was finished at work
39. Who was the last person you danced with? as in dance party, probably my old roommates. ballroom dance? then it’d be either my baby sister or my old best friend
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? i just wanted a cuddle and he asked if he could kiss me. i didn’t want it to be awkward or hurt his feelings so i said yes safkdjhfdlsjkf
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? i think like a week ago. when i was watching civil war
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? ew no
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? hahahahaha yes absolutely.
44. Do you tan in the nude? nah man i don’t tan on purpose
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? yeah probably. although, the last person i kissed was the best friend of this other guy that i liked at the time. and i maaaaaybe more or less potentially kissed that guy to make the guy i liked jealous. i’m a good person though i swear
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? god no. i hate doing that. i love my sleep
47. Who was the last person to call you? my manager to ask me to come in
48. Do you sing in the shower? nah. just dance
49. Do you dance in the car? yes!
50. Ever used a bow and arrow? yeah actually. we had an archery thing at a few school camps. it was fun.
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? school pictures? no wait, uni ID i guess
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? yes and i love them
53. Is Christmas stressful? fuck no. christmas is so healing! everywhere is beautifully decorated, they play sweet and uplifting christmas carols. you get to buy presents for the people you love. and at work, all i have to do is serve customers which is the best part of my job
54. Ever eat a pierogi? nope
55. Favorite type of fruit pie? apple!
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? to be an astronaut! i am, however, deathly afraid of heights to the point that they will induce panic attacks (and have done so, multiple times). and i’m also terrible at maths.
57. Do you believe in ghosts? nah
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? nope
59. Take a vitamin daily? yeah i do! that actually reminds me to take mine today. i forgot to yesterday
60. Wear slippers? in the winter! they’re the best
61. Wear a bath robe? nah
62. What do you wear to bed? whatever the fuck. in summer it can be nothing but underwear, then in winter it’s track pants. i love a good nighty
63. First concert? pink
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? target. kmarts lights make my eyes hurt. and we dont have walmart in australia
65. Nike or Adidas? adidas
66. Cheetos Or Fritos? cheetos. we dont have fritos in australia
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? peanuts
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? n/a
69. Ever take dance lessons? yeah! i did ballet for like 8 years
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? not really, no. but i don’t think about my future spouse much since it’s not really a plan for my life
71. Can you curl your tongue? yep
72. Ever won a spelling bee? no sadly
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? of course! i used to feel my feelings very intensely
74. What is your favorite book? at the moment it’s either the martian or the hunger games. but i’m sure as i read more, i’ll find a better one
75. Do you study better with or without music? with music! i do everything with music playing all the time
76. Regularly burn incense? only when i’m doing a witchy cleanse
77. Ever been in love? not where the other person also loves me back
78. Who would you like to see in concert? i would love to see freddie mercury in concert. sadly, not possible, so i’ll get back to you on that one
79. What was the last concert you saw? i had to take my sister to see lana del rey
80. Hot tea or cold tea? hot
81. Tea or coffee? tea. coffee tastes like shit
82. Favorite type of cookie? choc chip where all the chocolate bits are warm and melted. or anzac cookies
83. Can you swim well? nope
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? yeah dude
85. Are you patient? i act patient, but on the inside i am screaming eternally
86. DJ or band, at a wedding? i’ve never really thought much about my wedding, let alone these details. i guess i’d say band?
87. Ever won a contest? nah
88. Ever have plastic surgery? nope
89. Which are better black or green olives? black
90. Opinions on sex before marriage? sure man. i dont believe in god but if i did, then fuck that guy
91. Best room for a fireplace? omgggggg yes i love fireplaces so much! lounge room or bedroom
92. Do you want to get married? not really. i have so much i want to do and so many friends i want to make. if someone comes along and i love them, then i hold no objections to marriage. but it’s not really a dream of mine or anything
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For the botanical ask: ALL OF THEM. Bc your answers are always so well thought out and amazing.
That is such a nice thing for you to say! I'm sorry it has taken me forever to answer this, I know you asked this about a month ago. I have been crazy busy and working on this for a while but I never had the time to post it. This is a really long post, so please bear with me. So sorry,baby’s breath (5 things you associate yourself with): snoballs, comfy socks, smiles, humming, and cuddles!bleeding heart (what makes you heart go mushy)?: honestly the thing that melts my heart is super small but okay here we go. what melts my heart is when me and my boyfriend are sitting in his room doing separate things and he randomly gets up and lays on me and rests his head on my chest for a couple minutes and then goes back to doing his work because he wants physical contact. also it melts my heart when he makes me pinky promise to do or not do something or to promise that I’m being truthful. it is so cute.bell flower: what’s the title of the song that makes you want to jump around out of joy?: Maps // The Front Bottoms. it is just such a fun and goofy song.evening primrose: what’s your sleeping playlist (give me 5 songs)?: my sleeping playlist is actually the Piano Sleep Playlist from Spotify. i don’t really check the song titles.forget-me-not: who is your favorite blog who isn’t following you?: my favorite blog who isn’t following me is definitely glumshoe! I love their wide-ranging content!daffodil: what is one plant that you want to have but can never get?: I want a WHOLE lilac bush! I am really bad at keeping plants alive (I accidentally killed so many cacti during KAMS). my roommate and I have four plants currently. two cacti and two succulents. we have them named, and they’re all silly names because we wanted to be as WHITE MOM as possible. they’re names are Ghurt, Ellha, Wrandall, and Hadley. I think it is hilarious for them to have names like that until I have to tell other people what they are named, and then it is kinda embarrassing.calla lily: are you more of a sunny day or a rainy evening? I think I prefer rainy evenings. sunny days are usually wildly hot and I really hate being hot and sweaty. rainy evenings are nice because they can be any temperature and I will still probably be comfy. I don’t like actually being in the rain because I think it feels gross to be only partially wet. I’m an “all or none” type of person when in comes to getting water on my body.foxglove: what is your favorite color and in what shade?: I really like purple a lot, which is convenient because that it what color my sorority uses. the best shade in purple is a tie between lavender and lilac.lavender: what is something that you’ve always wanted to be/have/get but can never have?: I guess I have always wanted to be given jewelry or something to wear from a significant other. Ideally it would be some necklace with their name on it or something that reminds them of me/me of them. Maybe I will get it somedaylove in a mist: what is the latest dream that you remember? the latest dream that I remember was from a while ago but it was about the horror movie IT FOLLOWS which is about a sexually transmitted demon that slowly follows you and is trying to kill you. It can’t run or do anything fast, but it is super persistent and patient and all it does is follow you to get close enough to kill you. anyway it really freaked me out and now I dream about it and always check over my shoulder to make sure that it isn’t there behind me even though I know it isn’t real.daisy: what is your favorite flavor of cotton candy, ice cream, and juice? I don’t have a favorite flavor of cotton candy because I think they all taste the same, but I prefer to have the blue or the purple cotton candy because I think it is prettier than any of the other colors. the best ice cream flavor is definitely cookies & cream. the best juice flavor is white grape juice!!painter’s palette: are you more of a singer, dancer, painter, or instrumentalist? I am more of a singer/painter. I love singing AND painting a lot.tulip: what is your most favorite make-up product? do you like it more natural, dark, or etc? my most favorite makeup product is my eyeliner. I like my eyeliner to be black and sharp as hell. a second close favorite is my wunderbrow, which is a long-lasting brow cream. it is really nice. I like my brows to be pretty dark but not black.waxflower: are you a bee or a butterfly person? a dog or a cat person? dang this is a hard question set. I really like bees because they’re so cute and bumble-y and fuzzy and so so so good for the environment. I even have a whole tattoo planned out for when I have money saved up that is centered around the seven bee families. I am 100% a cat person. cats all the way. fuzzy sweet babies that need as much love and attention as I do. (love for fuzzy things seems to be a theme with me I guess) sugarbush: do you have sweet tooth? if yes, what’s your favorite sweets? if no, why? yeah I do have a sweet tooth. the convenient thing about that is that my sweet tooth only lasts a couple minutes at a time so I don’t have to eat an excessive amount of sweets to satisfy it. my favorite sweet is probably a snoball, since it is the thing that I consume the most regularly that has the sweetest taste and most calories. for those of you who don’t know, a snoball is a basically an ICEE but so much better.sunflower: would you like to be a fairy or a mermaid?: oh heck….mermaid would be fun because I love swimming so much but also there are so many scary things in the deep water…so I would have to pick a fairy because that would probably give me the best of both words minus the scary monsters. at least in the air, I know I only have to hide from the hawks and eagles and shit.sweet pea: what would you like to call your significant other?: honey/love/sweetheart. he gets nervous about pet names though, so we usually just stick to “babe/baby”sea lavender: can you swim? which strokes can you do?: I sure can swim! I can do all the strokes pretty well. except butterfly. I’m kinda terrible at the butterfly.windflower: list 5 of your favorite blogs and explain why you like them: oh boy I don’t know. reverseracism, keybladeofsteel, bassiter, gendrie, and subtle. I just like 'em, and I think I reblog most of my stuff from them. i like to have content that is more than just memes, and they contribute a lot to that.golden rod: are you more of a baker or a cook? cook. I cannot bake to save my life, unfortunately. especially not pastries. I am a pretty decent cook when it comes to microwaves and stovetops and stuff, though. bloom: what is something that you would like to tell your children?: that their bodies belong to them and they never have to let anyone touch them if they don’t want to be touched. bodily autonomy is something I wish I could’ve known I was allowed to have. I was always taught that I have to let people hug and touch me even if I don’t want it because if I tell them not to touch me then it might get awkward, and apparently avoiding awkwardness is more important than my own comfort.peony: what is something that you wish your parents could’ve told you? that I was pretty. I know it isn’t something that matters in the grand scheme of things, but they told my sisters that they were beautiful and I never got to hear it.prairie gentian: do you have a significant other? yes : ) we have been dating for about 8 months. and I love him.september flower: are you more of a sunshine or sunset person?: sunset! sunsets are so beautiful and I prefer the nighttime to the day anyway. im more active and awake later in the day.bird of paradise: do you wake up early? do you sleep early?: unfortunately I wake up at 7:30am every day for work. I hate it so much, I am so fricken tired. I go to sleep at probably between 1am and 3am when I sleep in my dorm with my roommate but when I sleep over at my boyfriend’s house I go to sleep before midnight because he gets sleepy and I don’t want to keep him up. it is really helpful for making me feel more rested so I really like it.marigold: what’s your favorite tea?: I don’t really drink tea on its own, but I really like the Mango Black Tea Lemonade from starbucks. I got that all the time when they had it during the summer. its pretty tasty.peruvian lily: what are the names of your pets?: I have two cats named Josie and Jewels and a crowntail betta named Mahoney. me and my roommate share another crowntail betta named Nemo (because his tail fin is fucked up. I think it was almost completely ripped off or he chewed it off out of stress, but we aren’t sure. we had to rescue him from Walmart because he was floating on the bottom of his dinky little cup and he barely had any energy. thankfully, he started eating almost immediately when we brought him home and he’s swimming around a lot better.). my roommate has her own betta named Bartholomew, and we are also trying to adopt a fourth betta, as well. so we will have Bart, Mahoney, Nemo, and whatever the fourth fish is named. we are trying to adopt the fourth betta from a woman who doesn’t treat the betta very well and wants to get rid of it anyway.hyacinth: do you name your plants?: yup. the older cactus is Ghurt, the younger is Ellha. The older succulent is Hadley and the younger one is Wrandall. lmao. me and my roommate intentionally picked goofy names for them because it makes us laugh and happy.lilac: would you rather sleep and be cozy or hang out with your friends?: hang out with my friends, definitely. my friends are great and I love spending time with them. unless I am getting to be cozy with my boyfriend, in which case I would pick him alwayspoppy: do you like to dip your fries or do you like it as is?: DIP DIP DIP ALWAYS DIP. French fries are so dry on their own. I will dip them in literally anything; ranch dressing, ketchup, mayonnaise, garlic butter, barbeque sauce, etc... my favorite is probably ranch dressing at the moment. it alternates depending on how many times I’ve eaten fries during a specific period of time.dandelion: any special talent that you have?: uhhhhhh no probably not. I don’t really have anything that I am talented at.
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FRIDAY JUNE 30TH, 2017 CON!
ok so i read your post and im going to reply now mr holmes bakehouse is so good we should go sometime the donuts are helllla good like theyre actually worth but the cronuts are not. also ya san tung is really good its like my dad’s favorite chicken place allison probably knows it because cantonese. also wait where is the swing i didnt know there was one in SF we hella tried looking for one and were unsuccessful. like everytime we look for one of those landmarks we cant find it and we’re like ok it must be gone now or something also i laughed at your dog story HAHA so many dude 10 is insane poor you.
is bingsoo the korean snow? mmm matcha horchata sounds gross. i got like a green tea strawberry fresca one or something like that like it was green and pink and it was pretty good. boba guys tbh is HELLA overhyped like its like white people tea i dont completely understand the appeal idk its also super overpriced. ah the park sounds cool as does lobster mac and cheese.
okay so the continuation of day 1 friday in athens. after i wrote the post we chilled a little bit more cause we had free time and it was like 3pm and then we had a concert at 7:45pm so we met up with some people and the first thing i bought in greece was beer hahah it was good it tasted like coors so we got alc and sat in someones hotel room and we drank and played hot seat which was chill cause we got close fast. this one girl who was pretty quiet it turns out her body count is 15 like holy shit thats fucking insaneeee. and then we went out to get ice cream gelato and dinner or like everyone else got dinnner but i wasn’t hungry so i got it and it was called like biscuit flavor or something hAHAH but it was good it was like cookies and cream and cherry or something and chocolate idk how to explain but exotic. also everything is pretty cheap here like it was 1,90 and water is 1 euro and the beer was like 2 euros too doppeee. and then the concert was outdoors and even though it started at 9 it was like 100 degrees and it was sooo fucking hot and it was like pretty boring it was like greek orchestra and singing and i was sooo goddamn tired that by like 10:30pm it was intermission and it felt like YEARS like we thought it was over but the teacher let us go.
and then we got back to the room and i showered and it feels so good. so my roommate is lowkey shady tbh i dont really like her. shes like kind of fat and shes a hellla big wannabe so she showered and then i went to shower and she was like im going to the guys room you can come if you want and i was like oh are you going now and shes like ya cause she bought this bag of chocolate croissants (weird those exist right) like a potato chip bag of croissants and she was like if i dont go over now im going to eat it all myself but im like tired so i was deciding if i wanted to go but ya. also ok the guys there are only four of them and out of the four two of them have the same name. they are both named cam and they are also both gay like what are the chances. also one of the cams is married we were like holy shit hes going to be a senior and hes 21. ok
continuing on the ranting with my roommate so shes like lowkey chubs and i looked her up on fb and hella catfish because she does noot look like that at all. ok i feel like in a scenario of mean girls because theres this one girl whos pretty friendly and outgoing and chill and everyone is clinging to her my roommate included and its pretty pathetic. t god shes only my roommate for athens and when we move to spetses we have different roommates. but yeah she like follows her around and tries super hard and acts like a know it all around her and also clings to the guys and then theres this other girl who clings to the fun girl as well and shes pretty and nice but a little quiet and she reminds me of karen. and my roommate would be gretchen. the first girl is like regina except shes nice
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