#AND NO THAT WASN'T SARCASM
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yeah man that group of queer people really are evil fakers stealing ur resources. for real this time yeah. no it's not dumb meaningless exclusionist discourse that you're traumatizing a group of fellow queer people with this time, it's a good thing this time. keep sending those people death threats and talking about how they're not oppressed enough you're really doing so much good for the queer community
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If even acknowledging antisemitism within your community spaces is going to "distract from the cause," maybe that's because the foundation of your beliefs comes down to antisemitism. What you're doing is telling on yourself.
#jumblr#jewish politics#personal thoughts tag#yes if you're in the group chat this is a vague post but seeing that (what i complained about) made me realize this#maybe it wasn't all that bad then???#this has the same energy as people who say that acknowledging transphobia in feminist spaces is wrong#because obviously you can only focus on One Thing At A Time like we're in a video game! (sarcasm)#i promise you can be against bigotry of all kind and it won't take away from anything about your causes#like i'm a Believer In Feminism and i also focus on fixing transphobia within these spaces i am in! it's EASY!!!#it's easy because i see trans people as intrinsic human beings i'll give you that but it's still easy#women are not Missing Out on my activism because i am focused on more than one thing at a time
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I'm about to throw stones but when people my age say "I don't like these Gen Z teenage tone indicators. How am I supposed to MEMORIZE all these new abbreviations? '/nm'? '/lh'? I hate it." it sounds utterly indistinguishable from our parents being like "I don't get this text speak. 'omg'? 'lol'? SAY what you mean! Don't abbreviate!" Like I dunno how to tell you that evolving language involves... learning the evolved parts of language.
I understand like 4 tone indicators and I'm frequently confused but I support it. It's honestly a good solution to tone lost over text imo. I'm ancient and my bones are full of dust but I'll figure it out.
#being up front and clear about tone is a huge win imo#without having to go like 'btw this is me being sincere. and that wasn't sarcasm when I said I was sincere i mean I'm actually sincere.'#anyway this is to say im pro tone indicator#chrissy speaks
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So, y'all know Steph slapped Bruce, but do y'all know what happens afterward? How Steph and Bruce reacts?
Because, I do, and it's some good shit.
When Steph slaps Bruce, she immediately panics, which makes sense. Bruce is an adult man, and those aren't known for their great reactions to being confronted, and she is a teenage girl. He is also an authority figure in her life. (Sidenotes: yes, this is the first official time they meet again after Bruce "died". He was complementing her vigilante work when she slapped him.)
Instead of going after her (which would scare her more), Bruce waits until later to find her again to discuss. She is now wearing her Batgirl's suit, so it is at least a couple of hours since the slap. Bruce gave her time to think about what she wants to say to him. And now, it is time for him to listen.
And listen he does, as he barely speaks and doesn't interrupt her. Then, once she's done, he is smiling, proud of her for standing up against him. The few words he says imply that he wants her to do whatever she wants, he is not the boss of her.
Bruce: Is this what you really want?
Steph: Yes.
Bruce: Then say it.
Steph: I want to be Batgirl.
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Bruce: It is uniquely hers now, isn't it?
Alfred: Indeed, sir.
#bruce wayne#batman#stephanie brown#batgirl#the spoiler#alfred pennyworth#dc comics#my ramblings#Bruce not being mad at being slapped and wanting her to speak her mind to him is so good#also in another post I spoke about how Crime Alley wasn't Jason's it was to Bruce first and look#he's using Crime Alley as a meeting point to talk to Alfred#it's not at all because it's an important location for him or anything (/sarcasm)
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Oh is that so, Joanne? It bothers you to be called by a name that you don't identify with?
I simply cannot imagine what that must feel like.
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Has anyone heard of this game called 'Arknights'? It's kinda obscure, but the character designs slap
Thanks @valence-e for the suggestion!
#If it wasn't clear this is sarcasm. Pretty sure Arknights is like every third post on my dash lmao#Never seen Earthspirit before though!#Also I've been trying out this alternate way to do pixel art more like painting. Not totally sold on it yet but I kinda like it?#Arknights#Earthspirit#Cyberpunk#Pixel art#Digital art#artists on tumblr
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BioWare has done quite a fuckup with worldstate choices so don't forget to shit on your local Solasmancer cause they clearly suffer less and you can't have that.
#solas#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#datv spoilers#the veilguard spoilers#the dread wolf#dread wolf#fen'harel#solasmancers#this is sarcasm if someone wasn't sure
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rook be upon ye
#so. this is suri. my meerkat veiljumper#dragon age the veilguard#rook#look ive had A WEEK (positive)#first i got swept away to a llama ranch (!!!!) for a halloween weekend#it was. so so great#got to eat freshly hunted deer meat? a first. i wasn't a fan lmao#and then on sunday my brother came by with his sons gaming laptop with a copy of veilguard installed on it so I could play offline 😭 y'all.#my heart 🥹#today im going to light candles at the graveyard so thats. emotionally charged#but i cannot tell you how extatic i am to get to play da to unwind at night. fucking sobbing.#next week fiber guys are comins and i get real internet and then a desk with outlets and then a pc and then i can work on ouro again AUUUGH#fitting the final piece of a puzzle feeling.exe#im updating you patreons more tomorrow too. heuehshaushdhdjdidudmz i feel so good. so hopeful#this halloween has been so great. and look at suri! love of my life. i don't even care that veilguard has been. yk. /like that/.#when i tell you the SOUNDS that came out of me when solas talks. being mr. sarcasm#varrics take on his character. AUGHH#bliss.#obviously it wasn't sunday my brother came LMAO. i can't remember the day but when da released 💀 BYE
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no yeah they've definitely helped tubbo with cleaning the tubhole !
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Really wish we got more time with Loki and Thor together in the MCU, because the opportunity to have Thor fuck with Loki's hair to make it static - just to piss him off - is phenomenal
#thats why he wears enough gel to hold up a fort innit#overall their sibling dynamic wasn't entirely lost but it's still food for thought#comics mayhaps.. save me comics#goes tenfold for Loki doing weird shit back to him. i bet he was pissing himself when he saw the buzzcut#mcu not letting loki be a little shit successfully is also one of my main gripes#god of mischief = god of sarcasm and bad attempts at betrayal says Smart Guys At Marvel#- also the fact that midgard pranks literally don't work on thor#he's been living with a mage that's hellbent on making him feel stupid for 1500 years. the ancient spell of updog does not harrow this man#mcu#marvel#marvel comics#thor#thor odinson#thor mcu#loki laufeyson#loki mcu#loki
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Although everybody rejoices at the execution of the putain, there are some who murmur at the mode of procedure against her and the others, and people speak variously of the King. It will not pacify the world when it is known what has passed and is passing between him and [Jane Seymour]. Already it sounds ill in the ears of the people that the King, having received such ignominy, has shown himself more glad than ever since [Anne's] arrest; for he has been going about banqueting with ladies, sometimes remaining after midnight, and returning by the river. His delight at getting rid of a “maigre vieille et mechante bague,” with hope of change, is a thing specially agreeable to this King. He shows an extravagant joy, and [says that] he had long expected the issue of these affairs. He composed a tragedy [about it], which he carried with him, a little book written in his own hand. - EUSTACE CHAPUYS in a letter to CHARLES V, May 1536
#historicwomendaily#anne boleyn#anneboleynedit#historyedit#perioddramaedit#history#*#can you believe anne boleyn invented sarcasm#what i can't believe is this piece of shit had the nerve to write a sad poem about what happened to HIM while he was building HER scaffold#like he wasn't fucking DELIGHTED#'the sword was a gesture of love!' really? R E A L L Y?#also: maigre vieille et mechante bague? le gasp!#take away maigre and look in a fucking mirror hank#you are at least a decade older than her with oozing sores and a HORSE CRANE
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dandadan fan: ok but unlike other romances, dandadan has a super hot cool badass sexy girlboss female queen slay fall in love with an average joe boring dumb nerd. this has never been done before ever.
#I like dandadan#but please praise it for it's actual unique aspects#and not something that has already been done a million times before#getting dangerously close to#UNLIKE OTHER MECHA THIS ONE IS ABOUT THE CHARACTERS#dandadan#sarcasm in case it wasn't obvious
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Yeah I actually fr believe that if you like a character I hate then you're stupid and dumb and stupid and should explode and I'm so serious and genuine in that. Heed my words
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You: how are you Israelis dealing with this it's a nightmare on here there's so much hate y'all are so tough for putting up with this
Some rando: I hope this doesn't mean OP supports Bibi why are you vague-posting about something that I don't even see on my dash OP?
and they don't even realize why they shouldn't have said that
See that would require them to follow Jews (or chas v'shalom) Israelis in order to see those posts.
Anyway idk what you're talking about Bibi and I are besties, we get our nails done together every other week.
#this is. sarcasm#in case that wasn't painfully obvious#if I had to be cursed with that mental image so does anyone foolish enough to follow me
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I LOVE IT WHEN THE HELP SECTION ON A WEBSITE ONLY HAS VIDEOS AND NO TEXT I LOVE NOT BEING ABLE TO FIND USEFUL INFORMATION AT A GLANCE!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY :)
#/SARCASM IF THAT WASN'T FUCKING CLEAR#sorry lol#i am REALLY feeling the web accessibility guidelines violations this morning#trying to learn about print-on-demand/merch options and some of these websites are. INFURIATING
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R Verner, opening their mouth: 😎😏😉
S Dorran, milliseconds later: 🤨😑🤔
exhibit a
exhibit b sofia, we're all about to die can you roast ruby later
#sibling behavior#i was making a post about how S is quietly the funniest person in all of Fernweh#and then I realized all my best screenshots were of S and R's back and forth#if S wasn't so polite and courteous no one would be safe#it's tough being the smartest and funniest in town but someone's got to do it 😔#i love both R's obvious sarcasm and S's dry wit - theyre so funny together#and also#i love how they feel like they still interacted after MC leaves fernweh and before the story starts#sometimes you get stories like these where it feels like the main characters stop existing to each other in the between times#like im not under the impression that they had weekly lunch outings or anything but it also doesn't feel like--#--they conveniently started talking again two days before MC and B show up#the way that you talk to friends you've had since you were a kid/teen is so....like you know me in a way no one else does#and that creates a certain familiarity even if you dont interact as often as adults#it also gives you special privileges to mercilessly tease them#fernweh saga#fernweh saga spoilers#if snippets#i started a folder of these moments bc they crack me up so much
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