#AND LIVE

[haveihitanerve]

Imagine for me please Gothamites mocking Batman because sure he’s their ‘savior’ and all, but he’s also one of them and it’s been a few years since he’s become Batman so he’s well known and just- Batman: *growling* go home! Teenager:… gO hOmE~ like what are you? My dad? Batman:… Teenager:… I’m kidding please don’t adopt me - Batman: I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Batman.  Gothamite: ~I aM vEngeAnCE~ like do you practice that in the mirror? Batman:…  - Batman: don’t sell drugs to students Drug dealer: doN’T sElL dRuGs tO stUdeNtS- please as if you didn’t need drugs to live in college  Batman:… Batman:… just… not too much Drug dealer: *scoffs* of course not dude I don’t want them overdosing we need more smart people who don’t want to kill everyone- plus if they die I lose a customer Batman:… good to know

Teenager: *walking home from school, drops books* Batman: *watching from a nearby roof* damn that sucks Teenager:... Batman: Teenager: *grumbles as they bend down to grab stuff* Batman: stay in school! Teenager: *flips him off* ~ Visitor from Metropolis: ugh omggg this city is soooo grosss! its because none of you have superman! all you have is that wannabe furry Batman! Gothamite:... *looks up and spots Batman* yeah you right Batman: fuck you! Gothamite: *grins and flips him off* Batman: *leaves* Gothamite: *beats the shit out of the Metropolian for saying something as blasphemous as that* ~ Gotham citizen: ugh i got my hair all done and no one notice- Batman: *from above* ohhh emmm GGGGG that sucksssss Citizen:.... Batman: :) Gothamite:.. no one asked you you furry black hotpocket Batman: :( ~

[money-and-dandellions]

I am totally fine

...Lester, who saw that Meg was like him, while observing her and her Beast...

...(and who didn't admit to himself, that he had a Beast too)...

...Meg who was so scared and worried out of her mind that Lester is in dander and is going to die in the cave of Trophonius that she kept trying to catch his attention and started singing in order to guarantee his safety...

...Lester, who selflessly agreed to give his life only if Meg is going to live; and then proceeded to put himself under risk of being suffocated...

...Meg who was helplessly watching how [her] dummy stabbed himself in the heart and fell limb (I am sure that for a second she was not sure if it was the end or not)...

...Lester who watched people he knew only for a few hours were killed for his sake, clearly not understanding why they would sacrifice themselves for him ("and, for some reason, Jason Grace decided that I would not die today too")...

...Meg, who was watching how her best friend was dying from poison; she didn't want him to die, she cried because she didn't want him to die...

...Lester who helped her to kill her Beast Nero... (I am sure that he is very proud of this achievement of hers)

...Lester, who promised her to come back, no matter what, because the sun always comes back...

Apollo, who did.

They, who became each other's family, because their families are shit (not all of the people/gods).

[gold0venice]

i want to put them in a blender

[breathofthegay]

Fun fact:

If your horse kills the gloom hands, shadow ganon won’t spawn and you’ll still get the dark clumps.

[phlebaswrites]

Laugh and Live (Hand in Hand)

Summary:

Time doesn't stop.

Not ever.

Rating: Teen And Up Fandom: Naruto Relationship: Hoshigaki Kisame/Uchiha Itachi Word Count: 478 (Complete)

Entry for @kisames-corner

Day 2 - March 16: Knight/Lord | Light in the Dark | Swords Training

Based on The Princess Who Never Smiled, The Unsmiling Tsarevna or The Tsarevna who Would not Laugh, this story was written for @heyitswren who requested a fairytale retelling with a Kisame relationship.

My apologies for the late submission!

"Itachi?" The word is spoken softly, almost inaudible in the noisy aquarium, but Itachi has sharp ears and he picks them up anyway. "What are you… doing?"

"What does it look like I'm doing?" A glance is enough to read the name tag, but Itachi doesn't need it, not really - no one except his partner has ever said his name in quite that way. "I'm petting the starfish."

"No, I don't mean that!" Kisame grabs him by the shoulders, dragging him upright, and Itachi instinctively catches the poor animal before it falls off his hand. "I mean… how are you here?"

Read the rest on AO3.

[ame-in-the-rain]

being an re fan on twitter is so hard. just saw someone call leon "the ugly sidebang twerp" completely seriously.

[adxmanial]

thinking of making art my full time job and getting overwhelmed

[starcunin]

i’ll get some more writing done tonight/tomorrow morning. i gotta go run errands, ugh.

[silvershewolf247]

Another weird thing I've been thinking of, I'd love to see drunk or high Andy. It could be great for a mix of character work, sadness, and comedy.

[pigeonmilk117]

So anyway I watched both the ‘iT’ films today

[wecanbeperfect]

ENDURE CHASTENING

[pink-psychic]

[mahgck]

you have to outlive donald trump

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[phlebaswrites]

Laugh and Live (As Best You Can)

Summary:

Even in a life filled with darkness, there are moments of light.

It makes them shine all the brighter.

Rating: Teen And Up Fandom: Naruto Relationship: Hoshigaki Kisame/Uchiha Itachi Word Count: 452 (Complete)

Entry for @kisames-corner

Day 2 - March 16: Knight/Lord | Light in the Dark | Swords Training

Based on The Princess Who Never Smiled, The Unsmiling Tsarevna or The Tsarevna who Would not Laugh, this story was written for @heyitswren who requested a fairytale retelling with a Kisame relationship.

"Kisame?" Though the words are softly spoken, Kisame hears the voice of his partner clearly. "What are you doing?"

"Investigating." He doesn't move, staying very still in order not to disturb the sea star on his hand. The animal contracts a little, and he doesn't let himself twitch even as the stomach it expelled all over his skin ripples. "Did you know that sea stars will eat their siblings?"

"No, I didn't know." Itachi crouches down but doesn't touch, staring at it. "Is there a reason you're letting it eat you?"

Read the rest on AO3.