#AND I CANT SLEP
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orgasming-caterpillar · 5 months ago
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SOMEBODY FUCKING SEDATE ME
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junoberrii · 18 days ago
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Cats can get so possessive ong
Alt caption, boy got a new favorite toy
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pup-pee · 9 months ago
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this is b4 theh confused their love or smth
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sxthee · 4 months ago
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Caption this
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chimisart · 2 years ago
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Pov: You stepped on the pretty boys scarf.
Ugh I’m sick guys 😷
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sirenofthegreenbanks · 10 months ago
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jail for all flare ups with the burning grudge of a thousand suns!!!!!!!!!!!!
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subway-dove · 1 year ago
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mm. i'm out of some of the pills. i have the important ones however, i'm out of the
mm. hello. i wonder who in the world. everybody is everybody under the same firmament yeah? at some point everything in my vicinity slows down. lights out at some point
there's someone else buzzing out there. if only because of the matter of sheer gross numbers. moths & brethren & probability & etc. fire, electricity, the space behind my eyes.
a moth flying to the moon alone. a moth out in the firmament alone. a moth reaching the impossible sun,
hey is sleep not important? too? capsule. powder. injection. digestion. whatever. i will not die if i do not sleep. i will sleep if i don't sleep, eventually, once i come out of the other side of the star. yes. yes!! i turned it off. i can feel the night on my tongue.
did you know? i get nightmares for three weeks straight or not at all. i dream of daedalus machines. he hands me a pill. thank you,
the light trails the moth, actually. god is moth, actually. moths disgust me. too big & too close. god is better when he's atmospheric and nuclear-electric, sizeless, unfathomable. when it has eyes, i cannot understand.
did you know? god doesn't need sleep. he doesn't even want to. over three weeks it told me did you know? if i go to sleep the whole world and reality at its quantum base explodes in wondrous heat & light & sweat. not even the molecules survive. he says, do you want to eat something alive with me?
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niadotcom · 1 year ago
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okay i need to put this in the world before i crumble into bed today after our ptm my momtook me to the placeshe learnt abacus from (she'sgoing to be teaching so she was thereto observe the teachers i thinkn she only knows teh first couple levels) and i was absolutely exhausted and with a bad headache (i hate air conditioners). it's a little small, teh reception area but they'vewon so many prizes and been to many different states its amazing honestly. as soon as i waslked in there my brain stopped. in a good way. my dad always says that temples make him forget everything thats going on in his mind it's a comfort place for him he isn't even religious STILL. thats how i felt when i was in the little school. peace. tranquil. loved. the teacher who was at teh reception had a very very kind face, hesmiled at one of the kids and i felt.safe. those kids are going to grow up smart and loved. im in awe of that place. i looked at teh kids and the teacher and he talked to me a little and i forgot everything that i was thinking before. it was beautiful.
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thelovelybitten · 1 year ago
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random stendy headcanons (12:00 am edition) (pt 1 out of ???)
hi everyone, I’ve just passed 2 months with stendy in my life and I’m just feelin’ slapping down some hcs for no reason
cw: mentions of drinking, s*x and unaliving
junior high stendy would be just so messy
like they wouldn’t date in junior high just bc they broke up so much as kids
they rekindle in high school for maybe a year and a half
then SHIT GOES DOWNNNNN
Wendy drags his ass and Stan makes sure he does the same
everyone else in the school LIVES FOR THE DRAMAAAA
never to be mentioned again until college (two years in)
stan is such a clingy boy when it comes to wendy, physical touch is a must
wendy secretly likes being pampered by stan when she’s having a bad day
in turn she does it for him too
stan and wendy have a tradition of ice skating every winter on starks pond and it is SO CUTE
they are so touchy feely (but in certain places, lol— don’t wanna make the friends cringe bc they are eskimo kissing or sumth)
kyle hates wendy so god damn much until they finally get together for good. even them being together again is a touchy subject
therefore bebe should hate stan ??? wrong. both bebe AND TWEEK hate stan. they are her defence brigade. craig has been a hater of the core 5, so since he's tweeks bf, he's automatically a wendy advocate.
i think stan and wendy would enjoy watching survivor for no reason other than stan yelling at the screen at all the betrayals and idol plays (and then saying it's a dumb show but then is screaming abt it again LMAO)
stan: I could do this easy, football drills have prepped me for this shit
also stan: can't be bothered LMAO
bebe and kyle sometimes come over to watch too !!!! mostly bc bebe and wendy are super fans, haha
wendy and stan are opposites when drinking, obvs wendy is a lightweight and stan is a heavyweight (thanks randy gdi)
wendy will try to one-up stan in a drinking contest and fails almost every single time
besides one night at their high school after grad party when they were pissed at each other... don't compete w wendy when she's pissed ok
other than that, they’re super all over each other drunk
probably would fuck in the bathroom or sumth
wendy would like moscow mules, not too sweet, but not too bitter
stan is a beer drinker until he dies, the stronger the better. during his depressive episodes, he will drink abt an ounce of everclear bc it's faster and makes him feel nothing.
wendy forbids him from drinking it but she knows stan doesn't care, esp in his dark times
kyle, kenny and wendy are the only people who are there when stan almost dies from alc. poisoning. he basically tried to unalive himself in front of his mirror with a razor blade, but was found just in time by his dad before he bled out.
all 3 kiddos are scarred by this. but they make sure stan goes to therapy and recovers well, esp. kyle, who takes stan to his appointments at the therapist's office every week.
wendy is the one who manages his prescriptions until stan recovers
and kenny makes sure his parents know everything that goes on with stan, only if it's causing him or someone else harm. he's the source of light, in all honesty (as he should be, that's my mf son)
sorry I'm ending this v dark but I didn't want to make this too lengthy
:D more soon
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aropride · 2 years ago
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its like
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marchlione · 2 years ago
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blissfali · 2 years ago
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i had a big interest in chilling adventures of sabrina when season3 came out or whatever but after a week i was like Oooweee steven universe and then i found out it had a season4 during a time where i was realyreallyreally upsetty and i havent touched the show since
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cloverstellar · 1 month ago
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ojhhhhh my godD INNEED TO SKEESP
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scorporia · 8 months ago
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runnign on little sleep and its fucking me up
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nyx22-blogs · 2 years ago
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Alright y'all, goodnight I'm tired
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gumballrightfoots · 2 years ago
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….. AAAAAAAAAA
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