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live elden ring nightreign reaction except it’s just me screaming HOLY FUCK and HOLY SHIT
#edu.txt#elden ring#er: nightreign#OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD#i actually screamed when they climbed#YOU CAN CLIMB WHAT THE FUCK#AND FLY WTF#OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG#AND WHO IS SHE ????????????????????? I’M READY TO FALL IN LOVE ALL OVER AGAIN#OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK#gonna play er today bc i’m so excited lmao
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what's ur type first < prev next > full comic
#WAHHOO#now i get to figure out wtf i'm doing with the next scenes#: )#not in terms of what happens i know what happens but like ... translating that to comic form#i dont want u all to think im flying blind lmao i swear there's a whole story written out#my art#klance#vld#voltron#wut#what's ur type
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Nik, via text: "Send me a picture of you pleasuring yourself."
Price sends back a picture of him smoking a cigar, drinking beer and eating cake while watching Liverpool play Brentford. There's a thumbs up emoji.
#captain john price#cod nikolai#dating Price would be an endless wtf experiences i am convinced#he is both the sweetest funniest and most loving partner#while also making Nik want to fly to the top of Snowdon to scream at the sky#liverpool won 2 nil fyi
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I’d honestly rather not talk about this topic because of the fandom toxicity that always surrounds it, but I think one of the more…should I say….interesting things to witness post HOTD has been the way fandom treats Jon Snow’s relationship with House Targaryen, and the effect that has on how they perceive his role in the larger (unfinished) narrative. Jon’s association with the Targs is more implied in the books because his parentage has not been revealed yet. But when you read the many companion stories released over the years like the Dunk and Egg novellas, The Rogue Prince, and Fire and Blood, you realize how much of House Targaryen is built around having Jon Snow as a foundation. I’m talking entire characters being Jon Snow clones or being created as a tiny hint-hint, nudge-nudge for ‘Jon the hidden Targaryen prince’. Sometimes, multiple characters within a certain period have elements of Jon; e.g., Jace, Addam, and Alyn Velaryon all being Jon Snow clones to varying degrees.
Jon was one of the very first characters ever created in this story many, many years ago. The first scene GRRM envisioned, of a family finding direwolf pups in the snow, gave birth to two characters who would be central to the entire series’ resolution: Jon and Bran. Then you read GRRM’s leaked outline and though he has since denounced it, it still says something important: Jon was always meant to be a secret royal prince. We can comfortably assume that he was created before most of the world’s history was set in stone. So when GRRM is building upon House Targaryen, which has thus far occupied the vast majority of the supplementary material, he injects elements of Jon into those characters. For example, Egg from D&E is very similar to Jon Snow personality wise. Bloodraven, who is from the same era and even has a role as Bran’s mentor in the main narrative, is created as foreshadowing for Jon Snow. Baelor Breakspear, also in these novellas, is how GRRM shows that Targaryen princes don’t always have the typical Valyrian look. Baelor favored his mother, as does Jon. Beyond just those novellas, he exists to inform on Jon, not just in look but in character too. Sometimes, Targaryen history is written to inform more tangentially on Jon’s own origins. Case in point, Prince Duncan and Jenny of Oldstones as parallels for Rhaegar and Lyanna.
Then we get to Fire and Blood which focuses so wholly on House Targaryen. And what I find interesting, and then frustrating at times, is how HOTD has morphed how we discuss this book. Because outside of HOTD, it’s easy to see how GRRM builds on Targaryen history with Jon in mind. And then we have the Dance of the Dragons. And this is where HOTD fucks up beyond measure. A lot of characters who existed during the Dance inform on Jon and his potential future. I’ve already mentioned the two Velaryon brothers, but I want to zero in on Jace because as one of the key players during this conflict, he is one of the most important ways in which GRRM links these historical characters to the (currently ongoing) main narrative. Jace is pretty much “Jon Snow if his Targaryen parent was actually the woman and he was raised as a prince”. He is so very similar to Jon in character, almost to the point of being an outright clone. And this important because one of his greatest accomplishments during the Dance was his alliance with Winterfell’s lord, Cregan Stark. This birthed the Pact of Ice and Fire, a union between the two most powerful and important families in the meta-narrative. This union went unfulfilled in Jace’s and Cregan’s lifetimes…..but Rhaegar and Lyanna flipped it over its head. Originally meant to be a union between a Stark lord and Targaryen princess whose children would have direct claim to Winterfell, the actual fulfillment of this Pact was that a Targaryen prince sired a son by a Stark lady. The result of this union, Jon, now has claim to both families’ legacies: Winterfell and the Iron Throne. Through the Pact of Ice and Fire, Jon Snow becomes one of the most important and most direct cases of narrative continuity between the current era and Targaryen history. The Dance of the Dragons unknowingly gives birth to Jon Snow.
What HOTD does is to entirely erase one of the most direct consequences of the Dance from its narrative. The show makes no meaningful reference to Jon, or the Pact, even though the author of the source material was careful in laying out just how important Jon is to the central narrative. What’s frustrating is how then they spend a lot of time talking about the prince that was promised whose song is the song of ice and fire. But then they erase Jon, the result of the pact of ice and fire, from the narrative. The worst thing about this is that HOTD has taken such a large space in fandom discussion, such that people use events from the show to inform how they engage with the written text. For all intents and purposes these have been two different narratives, but now I have to read the worst blood-supremacist takes about Jon; which is incredibly ironic given the subject matter.
I often see people celebrate that HOTD doesn’t talk about Jon, which has been a pretty big clue on either one of two things:
Many people who engage in fandom discussion post HOTD don’t actually engage with the text in its entirety. They’ve either never read the books and have only consumed them based on their online fandom bubbles, or what they have read is severely limited in scope.
Some of those who have read these books don’t like ASOIAF for what it is. They like it for what it should be for their headcannons and character-limited perceptions. Thats why they like it when certain sections of the text are outright ignored, because it’s better for their headcannons that way.
Beyond wanting new material, one of the worst consequences of these books going unfinished for me is that large sections of this fandom will be primed to ignoring one of the central characters, because all the material that’s been released outside of the published material has greatly mischaracterized the text itself. We’re now relegated to unhelpful (sometimes idiotic) arguments such as “HOTD says so, so it must be true in the books”. HOTD is taking creative liberties, and we should respect that. And we should also acknowledge that some part of HOTD is continued from Game of Thrones, which didn’t do a very good job of adapting ASOIAF or its characters in the first place. Cutting out the Pact of Ice and Fire (as far as we know) is one of the worst narrative changes made by the HOTD show runners in terms of establishing common context with the story many viewers are already aware of. And it sucks that with that show’s massive popularity, future ASOIAF adaptations will follow suit in completely disregarding important elements of the overall narrative. But hey, at least dragons look good.
#everytime I post about tptwp or aa on this app and somebody comes in with “well HOTD says” grrm delays winds by 5 more yrs#I do not give a flying fuck what that show says?? 😭 I spend so much time parsing out elements from the WRITTEN TEXT#wtf do I care about an entirely different medium?? Especially one that has been decried by the author himself like 😭#jon snow#asoiaf#I don’t care too much for hotd so I never talk about it on here#but it’s genuinely annoying how it bleeds into how we talk about THE BOOKS!!#there are probably things they took from grrm’s notes….but I need y’all to put your thinking caps on ok#these are two different mediums#with different creators!!#so they have different intentions hello!
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Okay....so...i had this real weird dream where was a ine sided Dale x Timmy thing...
Like Dale had a thing for Timmy but Timmy just wanted to kick Dale away...
Like Timmy is the only one Dale listen or is kind or whatever. Just...is a weird ship and is crack aff...
Idk what i am doing of my life...and why i am doing it...you all can judge me idgf
Is almost 1am and i should be sleeping...i don't know what i am doing of my life anymore
#dale dimmadome#timmy turner#dale x timmy#whatever#why am i doing it?#wtf#fop#fop a new wish#i do have more random ideas about fop that i wished someone asked about like#what if Cosmo had turned Mama cosma into a fly and was raised by hus Papa#or Uncle Peri to Timmy's twins#or more chaos and ideas about Cosmo’s giant power#or...about a new idea of Timmy calling the css and taking Dev under his care...#this one i like alot#or idk maybe i have new ideas soon
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ROLAN MY LOVE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
#I watched it back slowed down and it looks like he used a fly scroll I gave him wtf#in this fight he also threw a spider sac I sold him so now he has spiders following him around lol#that was before flying to the lower level#bg3#baldurs gate 3#baldur’s gate 3#rolan#rolan bg3#bg3 rolan#bg3 spoilers#dame aylin#dame aylin bg3#tav: athena
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#i hate burpees#except for watching him do them#because i definitely don't fly through the air when I do them#wtf okay tzp#taylor zakhar perez#tzpedit#taylorzakharperezedit#celebedit#dailycelebs#dailymengifs#flawlessgentlemen#out of credits
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drawings of @gutztism's idea 😼 get horsed
#my art#skyrim#elenwen looking perfect even as a pony she;s always slaying My queen#i saw U say that ulfric wud be an alicorn and at first i wasn't sure about it (nords would probably just be pegasi); but then it hit me....#the greybeards done facked up and gave him a horn#elisif would have the regular smaller pony build while elenwen should be c*lestia/l*na sized maybe#it doesn't matter if she's a pony.. they'll all still look elongated and mutated as altm*r LOL#imo elisif would only have a horn (mer attribute obvi) before becoming high queen but it'd also still be fun -#- for her to be an alicorn pre-reign and just be.... INEPT#at everything#cus nobody is training her to fly or to use magic#she'd 100% be too scared to fly 😢 i want her to try and fall flat on her face -#- and cry about it after like a baby#rikke is the only one supporting her thru that DFVOUOT5I5#she probably used to fly alongside/with torygg's help but not anymore Thanks a lot ulfric#sorry this is getting too meta#also i forgot elisif's braid wtf
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New flight horror story incoming. Literally the only good news is that I did not crash (yet): 1. My long 9 hour flight turned into a 15 hour flight because we diverted to Toronto, then waited there for the weather to clear up and to refuel and then flew back to the original interim destination (Montreal), resulting in a 6 hour delay. So even though I had generously given myself 5 hours to switch planes, I missed my flight. 2. The water in the bathroom wasn’t working for the full 15 hours. The flight attendants had thrown some wet wipes in the sink, but those were used up in no time. Everything was covered in piss and blood in no time, too, so I stopped drinking water two hours into the flight to avoid having to go in there. 3. I begged the flight attendants to let me off in Toronto after we diverted because I could have easily made my flight to Florida from there tonight. They refused and flew me back to Montreal. 4. I am now about to fly back to Toronto, where I just came from, to get on a flight to Florida from there tomorrow morning, with entirely uncertain prospects of making my next flight. 5. If the morning flight is on time and I manage to clear immigration, I *may* just make my flight to the Bahamas in time. I was supposed to be in Florida tonight, spend the night, then get on my other flight tomorrow. Since it was booked separately, I’ll have to buy a new ticket if I miss my flight. Tickets are currently going at USD2500. 6. Oh yeah, the airline just informed me they won’t pay for my hotel in Toronto, where they are stranding me for the night, since “technically, the delay wasn’t our fault.”
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Good luck to the USA National exy team playing in Paris 2024!!!
#Kevin day gonna slay so hard like go Queen#will this be the year Andreil come out with a kiss?#I wonder if they will win a second gold medal#I just know they will at least win a medal#maybe Jeremy is on it this time#what if Matt#what if Jean#anyways why cant I watch exy okympics this year wtf id literally fly to paris for it#olympics 2024#paris olympics#paris olympics 2024#2024 olympics#2024 paris olympics#exy#aftg#all for the game#tfc#the foxhole court#aftg series#aftg fandom#aftg incorrect quotes#aftg shitpost#aftg trilogy#aftg textpost#tfc incorrect quotes#tfc textpost#tfc shitpost#tfc meme#aftg meme#aftg memes
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dragon age: the veilguard | spite
taller version that works as phone bg/lockscreen maybe?
#spite#dragon age the veilguard#datv#dav#dragon age#i love his kinda feral expressions :ↄ#we needed more spite!!!#as a rivaini elf rook i wanted to be able to like... have conversations about spirits/possession/cultural differences/etc.#ohhhhh wellllllll#also. (banter spoiler?) hey wtf lucanis - taash and spite were RIGHT rook WOULD want to go flying like a dragon. dude. c'mon.#how are we tagging spite? i hate figuring out tags. tumblr suggests spite dellamorte which amuses me greatly for some reason#spite dragon age#da#da4#i made this
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Hear me out, merlin gets sick. However, because he is weaker, he has less control over his powers. So Arthur is desperately trying to take care of Merlin and is so confused about why Merlin is pushing him away. Meanwhile, Merlin has been working overtime because every time he sneezes, something explodes or flies across the room.
#“no merlin im not leaving your side- WHY DOES THIS CUP KEEP FLYING ACROSS THE ROOM?”#“whaaaaat? what cup?”#*sneezes*#*the cup fucking shatters*#arthur: “wtf???”#merlin#arthur pendragon#arthur#merthur
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Everytime something happens in France in a comic, I realize how little researches comics writers do. And like, if they are this bad with my western country, how bad it is with third-world countries they talk about???
In Nightwing (2016), Raptor is from a circus that was near Paris during Mary Grayson's childhood, so more than 40 years ago at least.
In this flashback, they accuse the mayor of Paris of having given leprosy to the romani and of keeping away the meds they need. Already, with our healthcare's system, it's hardly possible, as they would be able to go to a hospital to get the help they need. Do they think "public healthcare" means the state has a direct control on medication, because that's not the case at all. The French gov control the money put into medication, how much is bought, but a mayor has no power over this. I just don't understand how something like this could happen. You can totally write a racist medical scandal in France, but makes it make sense with our system.
But also, Paris didn't have a mayor until 1977, so if it's before 1977, impossible. And, Paris' mayor from 1977 to 1995 is JACQUES CHIRAC, who was the PRESIDENT after. They wrote a story implying that a French President kept medications away from sick people, was discovered and was still elected President. And, yes, the French government is far from good and they have deeply harmed the romani, but like, maybe don't write shit like that. (Also, Chirac was really against the war of Iraq, and stood up against the US, which France is still paying the price for to this day. So I don't really like an USAmerican to criticize Chirac. Like, we can do it, others can do it, but not USAmericans, y'all have done enough) I'm pretty sure that wasn't the goal of the writers. No, what happen is that they didn't do researches about Paris' mayor and so, wrote that shit.
This may be inspired by the contaminated blood's scandal in the 80s-90s, which was worst in France, but no mayor was found guilty, it was doctors who knowingly contaminated patients with a deadly illness. And the French government was held accountable, even if they had no hand in it, as a matter of principle.
I understand it's a fiction, and they didn't literally wrote "Chirac did this", but it's kind of clumsy. (Especially because of everything I wrote earlier about Chirac's politics and how the US is still punishing France for being against killing civilians and destroying Iraq. France was doing the right thing, and the US worked so France would go back in line and treat Arabs like shit. Do not think western countries are free from the US' imperialism)
And in no way I'm saying that you cannot write France being awful, I know my gov's crimes (rn, they have deported homeless out of Paris for the Olympics, the President is refusing to acknowledge the left won the elections and to take a leftist prime minister so we have no prime minister since mid July and fuck democracy I guess, they support Israel's crimes against humanity, and are behaving like the colonizers that they are in New-Caledonia, sending the armies against the Kanaks that have not enough power on their own land), I'm just saying it should at least be believable enough to work. (Easiest way: make the cops racist. Boom. Also, French cops talk like vilains, it's insane.) And also, not about someone touchy like clumsily painting badly a president that was punished by the US for doing the right thing.
#batman#Nightwing#dick grayson#dc comics#there are other example but this one killed me#it's so funny but I also know that some french politicians would lose their marbles if they read it#I have so much to say about this flashback like pls#the romani living in wooden caravans? lol no pls what in the orientalism is this?#my ramblings#But also Bruce Wayne really? At least kill Bernard Arnault Raptor! Or Sarkozy the French President that is a criminal and went to court#Or Bruno Le Maire#Or the director of Lafarge they literally worked with terrorists#in Red Hood and Arsenal Jason using guns in Paris is also unbelievable to me it would not fly at all#in Red Robin Tim stops robbers who stole from a luxurious jewelry store and killed 3 people#and like robbers nearly ever kill in France because wtf would you make the cops go after you and risk murder charges#when you can get away with stealing goods more easily#also the people don't care when a luxurious store get robbed we go “good for them” so everyone disliked that tim#this is not a “first time?” kind of things btw I have a long list of usamericans handling France badly
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FOUND OUT ABOUT GAMEFREAK'S SCRAPPED FLYING TYPE EEVEELUTION + THAT IT WAS SCRAPPED BC THEY COULDN'T COME UP W A DESIGN THAT WAS DIFFERENT ENOUGH FROM EXISTING FAN DESIGNS AND AS SOMEONE WHOS BEEN WAITING OVER 10YRS FOR A NEW EEVEELUTION IM DOING FINE BTW
#FAKEMON ARE THE PROBLEM??? FAKEMON ARE THE DRAMA??? WTF??? AAAAAAAAAAA#clown honks#pokemon#eeveelutions#flying type eeveelution#eevee#pokemon leaks#DEALING W SOME IRL BULLSHIT AND THIS IS DEVASTATING IN A MUCH MORE FUN WAY SO LETS FOCUS ON THIS LMAO#AND SERIOUSLY OH MY GOD?? THE REASONING BEING FAKEMON IS WIIIILD WHAT THE FUUUCK
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