#AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE FINALE 💩

[differentfandomsandthings]

The Acolyte imo is:

I mean, what even is this show?!💀 Sol and Qimir were the only good things here. It should have been about them instead of Osha and Mae...

[cherrybomblast]

dude ,,, cant stop thinking abt ur premature ejaculation fic rn. ,,, imagining ts with someone who hates you too,,, jerking off some dude who dislikes for you for no reason, some kinda hatefuck, n there you r barely pumping his dick n him cumming instantaneously then he gets all embarrassed..,,,, calling him a pervert n making fun of him ekekkfkgk

heheheehbdbdhfb i love your brain hon.

tw extremely terrible smut 💩

you're absolutely shocked.. the man that side eyes you every chance he gets, the man who left you stern notes on your office desk and criticizing emails, is now at your doorstep, begging you to please help him, and that he's sorry for bein' so mean, but he needs your help.

the sight you're met with is without a doubt filthy - his tie loosened, pants unbuttoned, hair slicked back with sweat, hands cupped around his unbelievably hard cock. he looked so disgusting in all the right ways.

so, out of the kindness of your heart and your cock you decide to let the poor thing in. he even started to babble about his depraved fantasies he had about you.

you finally, finally get your hands on him, kissing him harshly. but almost seconds after you start palming his erection, the stupid thing starts to whimper and squirm.

you pull away from the kiss trying to figure out what the matter is now, when you feel your hand get hotter, and your palm sticky. you look down, and sure enough- there's a giant wet spot right over his cock.

"... did you just come?" you ask sharply, palming him once again.

"i'm sorry, haah, i just- i'm really- i dunno what's going o-on, nghhh.." he manages to get out through heavy pants..

"that... that was fuckin' nasty, baby..." you laugh out, getting closer to his red hot face. "yeah? are you that gross, that you cum from me touching you like that in seconds?"

"'no-no i don't usually, it doesn't usually, ghhh.. happen li-like that... i don't.. khhhh... i don't know...." he tries to protest, (the best he can, now overstimulated from your touch).

"the only boys that can cum that fast are perverts. are you a pervert, baby?" your grin widens as you whisper right into his ear, and he starts to buck up into your hand again.

he can protest all he wants, but you both know it's true.

(im thinking i like this character too,, shall he be known as pervy coworker? 😌)

[psychewritesbs]

Chapter 236: Go South—JJK is generational

Gosh. Can we pleeeease just like... have a moment of silence for the one and only...THE Man, Gojo Satoru.

Ok, time's up.

Moving on.

Word vomit under the cut.

The process of reading this chapter was a very interesting one this week because the fandom got really noisy as soon as the leaks dropped.

Between allegations of bad writing and the utter sense of grief Gojo fans were expressing, it was quite the 💩 storm.

And then the actual scanlations started dropping, and little by little they replaced most of the noise with the utter sense of calm and peace and satisfaction that Gojo felt in his last moments in this plane of existence.

I gotta say that I just absolutely loved how Gege depicted those emotions (outside of Gojo's "dream") through shots of the devastated Shinjuku district.

The remnants of the battle of The Strongest, as if the landscape and the buildings themselves represented the end of an era, the devastation of the structure of Jujutsu society itself.

After all, as The Strongest sorcerer in the modern era, Gojo represented the very system he was trying to destroy.

Gege loves his irony.

Now, I would normally say that the words in the speech bubbles are superfluous because Gege creates such a beautiful atmosphere through the setting alone. But it is the words themselves that re-contextualize not just the battle, but also shed more light on Sukuna's interest in Megumi, which I feel we haven't seen the extent of what he had in mind.

Now I'm hoping this isn't a dream

Listen, I must admit I've never cared for Gojo.

I don't hate him, I don't love him, I simply never really cared for him.

That, of course, changed with this chapter.

And it is perhaps Gojo's death that really solidified in my mind the idea that one of the underlying themes in jjk is... dun dun dun... DEATH.

Yeah, I know. Sue me, I'm late to the party lmao.

But it's not just death itself that is a theme, but rather the face we put on when death comes knocking at the door.

There aren't many things that we can be certain of in this life, but death is one of them. So how we confront death and our mortality shapes the sense of self.

I know a lot of people were dissatisfied with the transition from 235 to 236 and Gege not showing how/when Gojo got slashed in half, but I find the abrupt transition makes sense, and I even dare say was... quite poetic.

For one, now knowing that Gojo knew Sukuna was holding back, a lot of incidents throughout the battle are given new meaning. Like that look of confidence on Gojo's face as he "thinks" he's finally managed to "get through" to Sukuna.

So I have to say that I loved that Gege starts the chapter with Gojo becoming aware that he has died or is dying.

In other words, Sukuna's attack was so sudden that Gojo's next moment of awareness as "Gojo Satoru" is in what we would normally think of as "the light at the end of the tunnel" where he is greeted by people who were of significance to him in his youth.

And can we please just talk about how Geto is the first person he sees when he becomes aware that he is dying?

Please. This is fucking poetry!

Insert keyboard smash.

Screaming in jjk.

Go South

I literally lack the words to explain why I love this whole chapter so much. Which is a lot to say because I am about to word vomit about it. But like...

Again, hindsight is 20/20.

I always thought of the panel above as Geto being jealous of Gojo surpassing him in strength but, in retrospect, I think Geto's disappointment had more to do with Gojo's sense of self over-identifying with the title "the strongest" and how that made him harder to relate to, which is one of the main themes in this chapter. I'll come back to this in a sec.

But first...

Quick depth psych segway. I think I've said this before, but it bears repeating again that an overwhelming sense of self is all ego. There's nothing wrong with ego per se.

The problem is that an over-identification with ego means inherent separateness because, as an organ of the psyche, the ego sense of self is what gives us a separate identity from the collective.

On the other hand, soul/heart (another organ in the psyche) is the principle of relatedness--love, the single energy that can bring us all together as a collective.

But as we already know, the stronger the sorcerer, the more overwhelming the sense of self.

Unfortunately, because an overwhelming sense of self = separateness, this also means the person in question can't relate to others.

And is this not thematically perfect for a sorcerer whose perfected cursed technique was meant to render others unable to "reach him"?

In other words, Gojo saw himself as separate (because he was "The Strongest") and that made it harder for him to relate to others, but only because he self-identified as "The Strongest".

Infinity ∞, in this sense, is also about the self-fulfilling prophecy Gojo was stuck playing out in his life in regards to seeing himself as "The Strongest".

But like a serpent eating its own tail, Gojo came back full circle, and in the moments before his death, learned that what really mattered to him was not strength for the sake of strength, but rather the connections he had fostered with others.

PLEASE. GEGE. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK?!!!!!!!!!!!

To bring it back to "Satoru became 'The Strongest'"...

I just loved so much that seeing Geto as soon as he becomes aware he's died felt like an encounter that meant Gojo had returned to the person he was before he self-identified as "The Strongest".

But more importantly, Gojo's imagination of himself as back when he was young also speaks both to how much he cherished that period of his life, and to how he was emotionally frozen in time due to his encounter with Toji.

It makes me wonder whether Gojo was afraid of dying alone when Toji almost killed him. So it's almost like what he took away from that battle was that he was always alone, and so he sought to push others away.

The kicker is that he simultaneously feared his existential isolation and yet craved the very source of his fear--human relations.

But in choosing self-preservation, he was a selfish to the very end.

What an idiot (tragically affectionate).

Anyways. How much of this is hc? Someone tell me please 😂. I feel like I went off the deep end in the last few paragraphs.

Like everyone else in this fandom I've lost all objectivity when it comes to Gojo because his departure from the story was truly one of the most heartbreaking moments in jjk.

I understand people's complaints about the "execution," but I think the world-wide phenomena that Gojo's death has spurred speaks to Gege's ability to elicit deeply archetypal emotional responses as a story teller.

With Gojo's death, a part of our own psyche too has died. And what's most significant about this death is that it was, true to Gojo's character, "something that needed to die because it represented the very thing it sought to destroy."

And this would be why I love Gege's writing.

A fitting way for Gojo to go out

I know not everyone agrees, but I really appreciated that he was satisfied and at peace in the very end.

He got his cake (battle to death with Sukuna) and got to eat it too (reconnected with his loved ones).

Sukuna

But we can't talk about Gojo without talking about Sukuna as the one who liberated Gojo from the burden of his existential isolation.

Sukuna gave Gojo a fun battle, but if it weren't because Sukuna figured out how to cut through Gojo's metaphorical defenses by learning to cut through space-time itself--the very fabric of reality, Gojo might not have found his humanity once again.

The outcome of this battle spells out in no uncertain terms how dire the situation is as Sukuna has proven himself to be the uncontested "Strongest".

But in a sense, the end is a new beginning, and this time, there is no light at the end of the tunnel.

JJK is generational

I get the feeling that everyone will remember where they were when this panel dropped.

I was in bed. It was 6 am and Tasokare, my miniature panther, was demanding attention.

A moot was on the way to the gym. They never made it out of the house after seeing the panel.

Another moot was completely avoiding Twitter to avoid leaks, but her brother, who does not even read jjk, saw the panel on Facebook and showed it to her.

Yet another moot was on vacation at the beach.

JJK is generational like that and there's just so much more I can say about this chapter and its implications (like the idea that Sukuna can now cut through space-time, why?! what does he want to get out of this ability?), but I just don't even know what more I can say right now.

Anyways, thanks for reading. I'm looking forward to any thoughts you might have. Just a heads up, I'm very, very slow at replying.

[xxxanxietybitchxxx]

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[verosvault]

🚨SPOILERS FOR FANTASY HIGH JUNIOR YEAR EPISODE 6🚨

Dimension20 "Fantasy High Junior Year"

Episode 6 "Party Politics"

Timestamp: 1:41:19

Video Length: 4min. & 56sec.

Riz's Pass-Fail theory gets debunked + Ragh reminding everyone about dinner with his mom + Fig saying she might not wanna be a bard anymore

Riz: "I also think we have to be really careful going forward, because Kipperlilly's team is trying to get us kicked out of school or get us to flunk. I think we need to find out what happened to Lucy Frostblade, if Lucy actually died. But I do know that you switch to pass-fail if somebody from your team dies."

Kristen: "Right, did they need to switch to pass-fail?"

Riz: "But if Kipperlilly were to-"

Adaine: "But it's only for the year, right?"

Riz: "-become class president, maybe she could change that rule. Maybe they just need good grades to get into whatever school that they're trying to get into."

Kristen: "Why does she want to be president? Yeah."

Riz: "That would be, that's why they need-"

Emily: "But, Ivy didn't act like...I mean, yes, it's possible that she saw, but she would have to be able to... It's not like I rolled a bad Deception."

Riz: "Either way, even if Lucy left the party, if your party is incomplete, you switch to pass-fail. So if any of them can't afford to go to school or something, they can't get scholarships now."

Brennan asks Riz for a history or investigation check and he gets a 28! 😁

Brennan: "As you're speaking, you remember that slip in the yearbook and you know that yearbooks come in time for graduation. But you suddenly remember that there's usually about a week or two weeks in between when your final exams are."

Murph: "Right."

Brennan: "And there's no more things that affect your grade after that. Having done all that research beforehand, the majority of the pie chart of when Lucy could've 'disappeared' that they wouldn't have been able to include it in the yearbook is actually in a period of time where there wouldn't have been grading. It would've been after finals."

Murph: "So if you start a new year, you can have a different adventuring party?"

Brennan: "Yes, basically you can't swap in ringers in the middle of your school year."

Lou: "But it makes sense that they would want to bring in a ringer like our not bad baby, Buddy, who is the backup team chosen one of Helio. They see a chance to bring him in, you kill Lucy."

Emily: "'Cause Lucy Frostblade, I'm almost like, was she not healing-focused enough?"

Brennan: "It's not listed in the yearbook, but finding out what domain she was associated with-"

Emily: "Me, I'm thinking war domain when I hear Frostblade."

Siobhan: "Right, and if he's Helio, he's a light domain cleric. Right?"

Lou: "We shouldn't be prejudiced like that."

Brennan: "Yolanda would've taught Lucy, so your cleric teacher-"

Ally: "Okay, great."

Brennan: "Your cleric teacher would've taught Lucy."

The bad kids have their egg slurry! 😭😭💀💀

Brennan: "And then Ragh wanders out, and you can see that he's scraping butter and sweat off his body that's been there all night."

Ragh: "Um."

Gorgug: "Were you supposed to take a shower a while ago?"

Ragh: "I did." 😭😭😭

Gorgug: "Really?" 😭💀

Adaine: "Wow, did you use soap?"

Ragh: *rolls eyes* "****!" *turns around*

Fabian: "Which shower did you use?" 😭😭😭

Brennan: "He[Ragh] turns around. 20 minutes later, he comes back out" 😭

Ragh: "Mom's making lunch."

Everyone remembers 😂🤣💀

Riz: "Okay, yeah, we're gonna go have lunch with your mom. Let's go do it."

Kristen: "Before we go, does anyone else have any big 💩 weighing on their hearts and minds?"

Fig: "Um, I think I don't wanna be a bard anymore."

Kristen: "Really?"

Fig: "I went to warlock class, and it just clicked."

Kristen: "Dang, okay."

Fig: "It clicked."

Fabian & Riz: "That's cool."

Adaine: "For warlock class, did you have to buy like 10 barrels of diamonds?"

Fig: "No, we just talked about the power of relationships, and I just feel like that's my 💩."

Adaine: "That's so interesting to me."

Zac: "But we now are locked in our classes, right?"

Brennan: "It's already been the first week of classes, yeah."

Zac: "This sucks."

Brennan: "But! There are offices. The vice principal's office is there. If you guys wanted to switch classes mid-year or do other stuff, you can submit that. It was due on the 1st of the year, but you've seen there's a lot of loopholes and interesting things. Arthur Aguefort, over hundreds of years of running this school, has said a lot of contradictory stuff, and one of his rules is that anything he verbally said became school canon."

Emily: "So we can pick and choose quotes of his."

Brennan: "Yeah, exactly, so there's a lot of wiggle room if you wanna switch a class, right?"

Riz: "Maybe if Kristen becomes school president, maybe we make some of this stuff a little simpler. I feel like we've been doing a lot of stuff, some practical application of our classes, and I feel like we haven't gotten credit for like half the stuff we're doing. We're having to destroy ourselves to pass these classes."

Gorgug: "This is a good platform."

Kristen: "Okay, yeah, right."

Riz: "And this works for everybody."

Kristen: "Can you write a little speech about this?"

Riz: "Of course."

Adaine: "World saving should count more than rat *******."

Kristen: "That is perfectly put."

Brennan: "You head to Mordred Manor. As you do so-"

The dome turns REALLY BRIGHT! 😂😂💀💀 Big color change! 😂🤣💀

Ally: "OMG!"

Brennan: "It's so bright!"

The amazing caption team: "(Zac croaking)"

Ally: "I'm wearing two pairs of sunglasses."

Murph: "Yeah, Riz is also wearing sunglasses."

Adaine tries to cast "Dispel Magic" at the sun! 😭😭✋✋

Brennan and Ally's laughter! 😂😂 Dispel Magic at the sun was funny fr! 😂🤣💀

[livelybutterflyy]

💖 and 💩 for the kpop ask <33

💖: Romances (?) : Any scripted or anticipating romantic escapades? Perhaps you got caught dating with another celebrity... Or you got into a dating scandal without even dating the other person??

well !!!!! my boyfie from february 2024 to forever? is none other than park sunghoon of enhypen !! umm yea idk what to say lol !! we met for the first time september of 2021 when we were preparing to become mcs together (#moonkku)

💩: Beef : Do you have beef with other famous people? Or do you have someone, famous or not, who you absolutely DESPISE with all your being and would pay to see suffer and are scripting in their downfall as we speak?

now. don't hate me for this, i know shes very nice but i did it for The plot. Danielle Marsh.

Basically, she was a trainee for TNS and didn't make the cut for tngc and she was reallyyy jealous she started shitting on me & the rest of tngc with her bandmates, she also started a BUNCH of fake rumours which is like damn. get a life..

I wasn't gonna share this bit bc i have trauma from anti shifters seeing kpop shifters posts... but you asked so !!

AND also

Mr jyp .

He was jealous of my success ( & happiness) after leaving JYP , even during 2016-2019 when i was in school i still worked for JYP as a concept designer , producer & songwriter for SKZ , ITZY , TWICE & MISS A like i CREATED itzy & skz then they discard me like im nothing.. (i know i said b4 that i quit jyp ... thats what the media wants u to think..)

and finally, not rlly beef but i am praying on his downfall..

JEONGIN of SKZ

i help design this mans group & stuff, we begin to DATE, i get FIRED from JYP, he GHOSTS me, he gets with my gbsf YUNA of ITZY..

& im kinda mad at yuna but only bc i was in love with her .. hehe

[sturdy-nerdy-stitchery]

Now, don't judge the video until you watch to the very end.

I'm going to clarify if you things because I'm not posting the clarification video until later. But, this was after school drop off and I had to do a return on an impulse purchase I made thanks to ADHD.

And I get into Target and walk to the return counter. The lady at the counter was very lovely until, the screenshot start. So, pause the video and read the two screenshots.

It took me a couple minutes or so to get over the audacity. I was still going WTAF?! And, I knew for a fact that if I talked to a manager, I'd be stumbling over my words or looking like a deer in headlights and so, I needed to get my brain to square up.

But this part is legit and no lie. When I finally felt like I was going to be ready to find a manager, my stomach was not ready. It bubbled. I knew I had to poop, and I had to 💩 urgently.

There really was no way I was going to be able to hold it in and find a manager, and talk to them.

So, I rushed home so I wouldn't have to 💩 in a public restroom. So, I do intend to go back to Target. I do intend to find a manager and show him the screenshots and bring it up. Either this evening after my child's doctor appointment, or tomorrow after school drop off.

Because it's not okay to push religion on someone. And it's not okay to judge someone's religious stance just based on what they're wearing. I mean, what if I only bought this hoodie just because I like goats and legit had no idea who baphomet was?

I will however, be considerate and change my hoodie before I pick my child up from school. As well as when I take her to the doctor's appointment after. Plus, it's 70° f and a bit too hot to wear this hoodie anyway.

[msfbgraves]

Rewatching CK and it’s terrible how Johnny’s character has fallen off a cliff. He was so well written in seasons 1/2, especially 1, but the cracks started showing in 3, and 4/5, especially 5 were godawful for his character and arc. I just don’t care for him anymore, and I boarderline can’t stand him. So sad. He could’ve been great, now he only exists for meme potential. Might be a hot take, but up until the finale of season 5, I thought Kreese was the best written character. But the jello ‘fake-death’ was dreadful, omg. Terry and Daniel are well written 95% of the time too, though they have their OOC moments (Daniel in parts of season 1, Terry and physically fighting Daniel and letting everyone get the better of him in the season 5 finale 🙄) Come on, writers 🙃💩

I feel that the Kreese characterisation was closest to something John, Josh or Hayden must have gone through themselves; a demanding asshole of a father figure who, like Johnny, they were (are?) in a push and pull relationship with, who taught them that CK mindset... and now they're pushing that on Johnny and poor Billy needs to act it all out.

The problem seems to be that they recognise themselves in the bullies, go "Hey, wait, we're fully realised people, too!" and are on a lifelong mission to reclaim their self worth, by denying Johnny's fundamental realisation: "You're alright, LaRusso! Good match!"

And they were right that there was a story there to tell. Because look, you're Johnny Lawrence. And you have found a terribly abusive surrogate father figure, yeah? But you're his favourite! You work hard, and do exactly as he says, and it works! You get love! You get appreciation! You cracked the code! You're the best around! You... have to throw people under the bus sometimes, but, well, sensei says it's dog eat dog world, so... but you're the best! You're the champion! And this new boy has you feeling things, well that... can only be rage. Is only allowed to be rage. "I decide when he's had enough" - because you don't want this to be over. But Bobby has been looking at you real weird since and you're even kinda sorry but he's stopping you from getting back with your girl so he deserves it. We'll fight it out. But then sensei wants him 'out of commission' and like, you worked for this, you know? You and Bobby and the gang and sensei knows best but it doesn't feel good. And you're shocked, shocked at LaRussos pain and shocked that sensei isn't. And Bobby leaves. Bobby can't leave! We're a team! We're the gang! And now you have to hurt him too, and you don't want to, don't want to...

And you lose. And years later you may remember that flicker of respect, release or justice when you hand him the trophy but then sensei does what you've always feared - unleashes his murderous anger on you. Because you lost. Because it was your fault -

Well that must mean it was really his fault. He stole your life from you.

Excuse me if that is indeed near Shakespearian.

Except it's of course not true and even you know it. But the writers present it 'as is', and Ralph succesfully rebelled. That asshole is not Daniel LaRusso. It would have been so interesting if Johnny would have slowly unraveled that in his brain because Daniel's behaviour doesn't compute with what he remembers. And because when he behaves with Robby how sensei taught him it hurts the kid. He doesn't want that. Maybe it's best to stay away. Best block, no be there, right, LaRusso?

If they'd have made that clear, and then he'd found his way back to Daniel, maybe, if only for his son? And maybe he was indeed reclaiming something with karate and the twerp could at least listen to that side, too, OK? And at the beginning of S4 Daniel's helped him reframe what happened (You're alright, LaRusso) and he's going to Robby in Juvie all the time because Daniel fucked up too (ha!), but, still, man keeps coming through, nearly helps kill sensei (dafuq's up with that anyway? Yeah it was badass, sure, but he looked kinda crazed, like Dutch, and didn't Dutch kill a guy?) well anyway, his dojo is as good as the park, and some of that touchy feely stuff is dumb but honestly? It's kinda nice not to have to take every punch! So, things looking good and then - who is that giant? With sensei? And what's up with you, LaRusso? Weren't you all balance and block? Now he looks like a pissed off chihuahua. And then, because Johnny actually listened to Daniel, he understands that this guy is his old sensei? And Daniel trusted him? And the man hurt him? That feels kind of familiar and now, when it isn't him, he explodes. He'll kill that weirdo!

...OK after his ribs heal, but next time!

You'd hardly have to change anything about the plot, you could even keep the "Daniel is too set in his ways" bit, still now, if Robby came back to Johnny it would have been earnt...

But that hinges, painfully, on the writers being willing to admit that Kreese was not misunderstood, but he abused Johnny, and that the whole Be A Man!! rhethoric, at least to some extent, is harmful.

Billy gets it. Billy constantly tries to play it. It's just that the writers saw an underdog with a good father figure and had Kill Bill sirens go off, and are still trying to reclaim that they weren't assholes because being an asshole is badass and their Kreese figure was a good guy the whole time even though their writing shows they know, from experience, that he can't have been. So they constantly make Johnny into and asshole because can't we see being an asshole is good?

Billy, Ralph, even Martin Kove: ...no it isn't.

John Josh and/or Hayden: we are the brilliant writers here!

Ralph (to Billy): I am just so sorry, dude.

P.S. I can just about forgive Daniel besting Terry because he always wins in front of a huge crowd, that's his thing; and Terry had just been through a brutal fight. Barely made it out alive. Tired as all fuck, while Daniel was a fresh as one could hope for given the circumstances.

[woomycritiques543]

So I heard a little more about helluva bust and how they (for the second time) started to delete their older critiques and then without warning or a single word straight up deleted themselves entirely. Which makes bust seem so hypocritical and MORE disgusting lol. Kinda like a liar too because they talked so much 💩 acting all BIG and BAD like they Own the god damn place only for them to quietly hide in the corner. I'm so f*cking happy she's gone tbh because wow THEY WERE AWFUL! Bad content, bad critiques and takes, harassing you and other innocent people for no reason other than "fOr ThE sAkE oF cReAtinG cOnTeNt", racist as hell, a transphobe and the list goes on! Another horrendous racist off the internet and hopefully PERMANENT because I heard that she deactivated once before and that this is the second. I will not miss them and I'm sure others won't too! Finally the worst critiquer is gone! Hope they don't come back. Incoming bad joke but...

Another one bites the bust 😂

Wait…. transphobe?

I havent heard of anything transphobic…

So I don’t want to spread rumors or anything-

So do you have evidence of this, or are you just trying to dogpile to be a jerk, because those are some serious claims you got there.

Also, they did have good posts, let’s not pull a “Bee” over this.

They were just a jerk at times. Not an excuse for the harassment behind my back or weird comments, just saying this as how I feel, and also “she”, are you sure that they’re a “she” I don’t remember them saying that at all.

Though the way that they instantly deleted everything, including all the hard work their fans did on ALLLLLLL of those thousands of asks when there was literally no reason to as they were just “done with Hazbin” and didn’t seem to be doing this for security reasons or emotional problems, they just deleted it… just because.

No explanation, no warning- again…

Like, one of my friends did the same, but that was to leave the internet altogether due to personal struggles she was dealing with, and she didnt want to delete all of the work my other freinds did, and either way… she didnt, as all of it was archived and ended up being reuploaded.

Bust just… deleted all of those people’s work, all of their asks, submissions, everything.

What the fuck?!

Just because they were “done” using them for content, as if their own fans were just a temporary “toy” for “THE DRAMA! LOL VIV’s WHITE AND SHE SUKS!” entertainment that once they were done with them, they just deleted all their content and left them in the dust without warning.

It honestly makes me question whether these kinds of blogs actually care about what’s happening, or if it’s just temporary drama “cancel!” nonsense. Because no one who actually cares about an issue will delete everything people gave them, plus their own evidence, without a trace, without a care in the world, and expect people to just “accept” the fact that all of their asks and submissions were for nothing. All of it, every single inch! Just because Bust got “bored” of a blog, when if they actually wanted to spread the word on something, they would have kept it archived! People who care about something don’t get up and leave and burn all the evidence in their path, they keep it archived.

Instead, all of the asks people sent, and all of the evidence of not just Viv’s behavior… but also of their own behavior… gone. They legit cared more about hiding the evidence and using those people for “Spicy Vivzzzzzzziepop content!” than to actually spread the word about her behavior or care at all by archiving the blog… I cant even imagine how their fans feel having been abandoned like that after everything they did for the past year. Both blogs included, being wiped away in an instant all because the owner got “bored” of a cartoon… wow.

This is literally how lost content is made.

[takiartepa]

FAN VENT about MIDPOLLO

I want my Eclipse back and happy

This is about how DC is treating #Midpollo lately. I will put related links to things (scenes from comics, spoilers) and other vents of mine with images; and subtitles for order. Advertence: LOT OF TEXT. I'm angry and anxious. Sorry for the English mistakes, not my mother language.

-This is exclusively personal. If you don’t like it, please go your way. As I said, is a VENT, I’m being SUBJECTIVE-

Did you read the next Action comics chapter synopsis? Well, to start:

⚠⚠ WARNING SPOILERS ⚠⚠

The origins of Mongul, his mysterious champions, and Midnighter’s underground rebellion stand revealed! When another of Superman’s truest allies is killed, will the tragic loss end the rebellion before it begins? Or will it be the spark that finally unites Superman’s forces against the unstoppable Mongul? The Warworld Revolution begins! Also featuring the finale to the epic Martian Manhunter backup series!

Extracted from here. Action Comics #1042.

Well. I think you get my point by speaking about this. And yes, it's not good. Do you need it clear? Here: "When another of Superman’s truest allies is killed (…)"

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. I FEAR WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN

And more, I have the fear I know what's gonna happen. I mean, you already saw how they just disappeared Apollo for some chapters (or didn't show us WTF was happening with him). That's the trope "Out of Focus". And that's not a good signal. I fear... we will have Midnighter and Apollo separated. UNJUSTLY separated. AGAIN. And with that, DC having the perfect excuse to write them OUT of the story (the "Put on a bus" trope). I hope I'm mistaken, but... 🙃

. We have the historical record for me to fear what's gonna happen next: do you know how many times Apollo had deaths in comics until now? Yeah, sorry for the cruel realization if you didn't know. And for worst, the number is slowly approaching the two digits. Do you think on any other character that DC seems to LOVE killing it again and again because they think fans are used to it already? (or they are a piece of 💩 that enjoy it and don't know a new story to write without that). Yeah, Jason Todd. Red Hood. The second Robin in the story of Batman. One of the first victims of the now called "Bucky clause", accompanied by Aunt Ben. So, how could I don't think of the possibility of OTHER characters falling into this d4mn karma? . I don't think DC has that right, not even when Apollo is called that, Apollo. And you know: greek mythology = tragedy. But, WHY THE F*CK don't we have the RIGHT to see a gay character be happy?? WHY CAN'T WE SEE A GAY couple BE HAPPY TOGETHER???? ANSWER ME THAT. So much "queer coding" DC says to have, pieces of 💩, yeah, only to earn money. But you always remember the "bury your gays" for the drama..

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APOLLO DESERVES MORE

I fear for Apollo because Midnighter is always the main point here so he has fewer possibilities of being in a problem. Sorry Lulu, but there is no balance. Apollo deserves more but DC still ignores Apollo as much as Wildstorm always did. I thought DC would do best for him, BUT NO, and that makes me angry. . And it's always like Apollo is used like a f*cking plot device, the same karma that a lot of female characters have to live. How surprising, because DC is writing him to be better known as "Midnighter's partner" than "Apollo" itself, with the stereotypical "female character/perfect spouse" traits. And I also don't like that. Apollo needs an independent life, too. We have enough female characters fighting for a place to have ALSO a gay male character suffering the same sh*t because of that idea that in a gay couple there is always a "female" part and "male" part. Heteronormative and binary sh*t. I despise that thing of stereotypes, don't agree with any of that. I don't mean these characteristics are "bad" for a man (when they are just, characteristics). The point is Apollo doesn't exist to be Midnighter's trophy and we need to see more of him being UNIQUE. . Do you know Apollo could have had a solo series? But it never happened 😭

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YOU DON'T FEEL THE LOVE

DC just continues taking things from us, Midpollo fans that started to love them by their original comics (The Authority, StormWatch from WildStorm, etc). DC keeps ruining it. We lately don't have kisses. We don't have the caresses, touches, or hugs. NOT EVEN the physical nearness. We don't have lovely words from one to the other. They don't even act as if they love each other. It's funny how they had more chemistry in the chaos of the ORIGINAL AUTHORITY than here.

. And that said, this isn't the Authority we remember and liked. I like Superman but I feel DC just did something stupid by making him "leader" of a bad "Authority" imitation team. I don't feel the nostalgia and I don't feel happy about that. Superman itself takes all the focus on himself 🙄 and the Authority was great because you felt how EVERY MEMBER was relevant. Not the "leader" alone. . But let's return to the point! It's IRONIC we are supposed to be in a generation where we could celebrate diversity in fiction without censorship or fear. BUT DC is making us get Midpollo's love WITH A DROPPER. And them being a gay couple DOESN'T MEAN they only could express themselves freely in a pride comic. I FEEL LIKE DC DOES THAT. They only put Midpollo being genuinely in love in these comics, but in comics where they aren't main characters, bye-bye. (And even, in Midnighter comic and Midnighter and Apollo comic you feel something is lacking). . Hypocrisy, because if they were a straight couple, and even more, of the main character (for example, Batman and Catwoman) sure, "let's ALSO show clearly they have s3x there and here because straight couples are always acceptable". But if they are not straight DC is like "LET'S CENSOR Apollo's butt, so ph0bics doesn't feel uncomfortable!" (??????). Yeah, this happened, and so recently you can't just believe it. (And look at this time DC censored a kiss. And the audacity of them with the "old friend" phrase. Ugh)

Midpollo in current comics say they love each other but you don't feel anything. DC goes like "let's put them saying it" to fulfill an objective. And nothing more. You don't feel it, you don't sense it.

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COMPARISONS

And that shit of comparing them. I mean, now Midnighter is not only compared with Batman, ALSO SUPERMAN. WTF? Because sure, OF COURSE, let's not forget WHO ARE THE STARS here. They will never let Apollo have more importance than Superman (for example). Yes, Superman is the main character of the comic but that doesn't mean you have to nerf and make a character be so OOC to "protect your symbol". Ugh. I like Superman but all of this makes me angry. . And APOLLO IS UNIQUE. Here they started making him act just as a Superman fanboy that said that he "always wanted to be like him". They keep making us believe they will develop Apollo's past AT LAST, but NO, HAHAHA, no. They keep making him only say things, not show them. You feel nothing. And they only keep comparing them. The same 💩 as the people outside the fandom that doesn't know anything about Midpollo and only see them as the "canon Superbat" or the couple that's the excuse to say to Superbat fans they don't have the right to dream with Superbat being canon (and that is also disgusting; let Superbat shippers BE). .

I'm happy Midpollo is part of the ONLY original The Authority members that still SURVIVE the DCU migration, but I can't feel completely happy at the same time (I miss WildStorm's The Authority). I feel DC still treat them so unjustly, DC remember them only for pride, use them for drama factor, or to be the characters that bother the main ones 😒🙄 or as a filler.

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THE CRISIS IS NO EXCUSE

"But, do you know DC is gonna enter a crisis event? A lot of characters are going to die 🙄"

I-DON'T-F*CKING-CARE

DC had already k1lled Midpollo to only avoid writing them, as it happened in The New 52: Futures End Vol 1 #1 (2014) comic. Because The Authority would have ended all the problems in a blink, so they were another "problem" 😒 . But Wildstorm demonstrated in a crisis Midpollo can have their love STRONGER than ever. Yeah, I speak of The Authority Volume 4. And you say they have the right to continue ruining Midpollo only because there comes a crisis? No. It's because they don't want them shinning more than Superman or Batman 🤬 or any other character created originally by DC. . They don't respect Midpollo. You maybe saw how they JUST started being a couple in StormWatch's modern run... and next, from one moment to another, Midnighter comic BROKE THE COUPLE UP with a completely stupid and ridiculous excuse (where they changed Apollo's personality to make him disagree with Midnighter every time). .

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THIS IS NOT THE SAME APOLLO WE KNEW

I don't care if they have the right to retcon Midpollo. I'm hating the changes they are doing on them. And because the changes don't make sense with the Midpollo they presented in Stormwatch modern run, where Midnighter fell for Apollo because Apollo could be cruel to evil people. THAT'S HOW APOLLO ALWAYS WAS until DC decided that stupid change of making him more a copy of the supermen, all like "we don't k1ll" and "Midnighter, don't kill, we are better than this". Wtf? DC, did you even read The Authority original comics? Are you so cowardly now about the "kill or don't kill" dilemma even when you continuously torture your own characters and go all proud of being recognized by your supposed "obscure" stories? . The Apollo I love was capable of incinerating a man's test1cles to make him speak 👿 -yeah, this is real, happened in the Wildstorm era and Midnighter always LOVED 😏 these moments of the savage Apollo raising- They were aggressive with who deserved it, without ruining what they sought, and without losing the focus of what they wanted to be (more than Bendix's created human weapons). They were made for a thing, and they transformed it to be better. I also miss the real origin of Midpollo and how DC ruined the opportunity of developing more from it.

(And, also Bendix is being a victim of DC retcons. New readers that never read The Authority will never know how a piece of 💩 he really was. Now he seems a joke. I miss hating him).

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It's ironic and indignant how the fandom is making better content for Midpollo (with fanfics/fanart/fan comics) than the own official comic industry lately. And how THEY SEEM TO KEEP IGNORING US, THE OWN MIDPOLLO FANDOM, from WHAT WE WANT. Is like we don't exist. I feel that, I don't know if you too. I hope I'm not alone in this.

And I'm not gonna stay shut, as you see.

[faithofgods]

not me consuming all your posts to see if I could get any glimpses of or if you spill anything about everyone's Backstory👀 can't help it, im always curious about what makes a character the way they are yknow. Like... I don't suppose you can tell us anything about The Event™ that changes the augur... cant you😳? But seriously, you in the tags be like spoilers! and I be like don't mind if I do💩

On other notes! Im really enjoying the demo, it is (and you are) amazing! Please have a great day (or night)❤️!

I think ~character backstories~ are the only thing I've been really good at not spoiling entirely lol 💀

The most recent snippets about the ROs scars/tattoos are probably the most revealing of everyone's pasts so far / their experiences and how they've affected how each person views the world around them. It's my absolute favorite thing to talk about, but I'm saving a lot of that (public) rambling for after a certain point in the game has been reached

But as for the augur and The Event, the end of Chapter Three is a catalyst for a lot of things relating to it to finally start coming to light !

Meeting [redacted], getting another piece of That Night (and the subsequent emotional toll it's taken on Sol, how Khiita ties in, the actual deal that was made, etc), losing some relationships while gaining others.. there's a lot and I'm very excited for it lol

[pokechampash]

School Eruption💥💩

“Yeah bro I have the laxatives right here, now everyone grab a bottle and add it to everything you see, make sure we get everything” one of the boys said as he handed out bottles of laxatives to each one of the boys in the group, they quickly got to work adding the laxatives to all the food in the cafeteria and when they finished they quickly made their way back to their school while laughing their asses off.

20 minutes later

PFFFLPDHHHH!

Laughter and looks of disgust broke out in the school cafeteria, as Endeavor let a sloppy fart rip.

“Uh oh, that didn’t sound very dry, Enji,” said Vlad King in a joking tone.

“Ewwww it’s running down his leg” exclaimed Present Mic in disgust. All Might, Aizawa and Vlad started laughing at Endeavor along with the students as the tall buff man turned red in the face and started yelling at them to stop. But then their stomachs suddenly started growling violently, stunning them for a minute, before quickly storming off to the teachers bathrooms. “WHERE ARE YOU GOING?? MAKE THEM STOP!” Endeavor exclaimed, as he let out another shart, making some of the students gag from the bad smell. He fled to the kitchen to get out of public sight, leaving behind a brown trail as his cheeks turned bright pink.

Meanwhile in the teacher's lounge there was a brown concert about to go down. “Wait, there's only two toilets? AND ONE’S BROKEN?!” Present Mic screamed nervously. “Well, you better find another one then” All Might said as he barged by him, getting the working stall, Aizawa bolted by him, right into the out of order stall. “Oh man oh man, I can’t hold this one” Present Mic said, as he frantically walked out and searched for an alternative toilet.

All Might ripped the lower part of the suit, as he couldn’t wait to remove his whole suit and slammed his ass on the seat, letting out a few hard logs and moaning as they splashed into the water. Aizawa fiddled with his belt, as he breathed hard, as his stomach was funky, sending sharp pains through his body.

“C’mon, OPEN! '' Aizawa nervously shouted as finally he was able to pull his pants down. Before he could even sit down fully a river of toxic diarrhea was flowing out of his hairy asscheeks. He didn’t care that the toilet was out of order due to a broken flush. This was a matter of life and death!

Vlad King came in as the two men were gassing up the small employee bathroom. He knocked on All Might's stall desperately “Please open up man! I've got like ten seconds before the floodgates open!” “Ugh…I’m sorry but- I’m not quite done yet my friend” the number one hero answered. Vlad King’s knees got weak and his farts started to sound like there wasn’t much more pressure left. Vlad took a deep breath while smelling the fumes of rank shit sighing as he couldn't believe what he was about to do. “Please forgive me for this my dear friend” Vlad said in shame as he kicked in the stall door with all his might, turning around and dropping his pants in the process. Shocked, All Might was forced to back up and make room as Vlad sat in between his legs, letting out a chunky stream of runny shit, adding to the already very big dump pile in the dirty toilet bowl.

“Jeez Vlad! You could have given me a warning!” All Might said a bit irritated as he now had to share the stall with Vlad King.

“Sorry man, I don't know what's wrong with me today! Usually I can hold it until I get home but today it's running through me!” Vlad said through grunts as he farted and shat some more.

Present Mic ran around the school yard letting out gas like a tugboat. He sighed a bit relieved as he finally saw the school garage, or more specifically one of the school buses. He hesitated for a minute, thinking ‘I can’t do that man, the kids still need that to go home’. But his bowels cut that thought short, as the pressure started building up more and more. He moaned in pain as he started running toward the bus, breaking into it. He walked toward the end of the bus making sure that no one had seen him walking in there and no one had followed him. He squatted down behind a row of seats and let out the long creamy snakes of shit, moaning at the pleasure of sweet release as the shit fumes spread throughout the bus.

After the laxatives started hitting the whole school, the students were running around in a panic, as their bowles were about to blow out, desperately trying to find somewhere t relieve themselves.

The great aspiring hero Mirio and his cute shapeshifter boyfriend Amaki were running down a hallway, as Mirio started to break out in a sweat, clenching his tight muscular ass. “Damn babe, all the stalls are filled, even the girls’! *fart* Fuck sorry, this is so…emberasssing!” Mirios cheeks turned strawberry red, as he leaked out gas infront of his cute boyfriend, who didn’t feel anything yet. “I-It’s alright, you can’t *cough* help it…” Amaki said, as he tried not to vomit from the vile stench escaping Mirios' ass. “Amaki I don’t…think I can hold it….it hurts so bad”, Mirio complained. “Umm, look, would a trash can do aswell? I don’t think there’s a free toilet left anywhere” Amaki tried to help. Hesitatingly he gave in and took the trash can, dropping his pants and balancing his giant butt on the small trash can. “Hey, can you hold my hands? I fear I might tip over….Please!” strained he pleaded as Amaki gave in. Mirio couldn’t hold it in any longer and started to unload the brown mushy slope. He couldn’t help but squeeze Amakis hands a few times, while pushing out more shit, to the other's shock, as he suddenly also felt a grumbling in his guts, which began to turn into a piercing pain. “M-Mirio, can you try … not to PINCH that hard??”.

As the squeezing got stronger, Amaki couldn’t help but shart into his new clean uniform pants and red boxers, as he lost concentration from Mirio’s pooping. As they both went on, the trashcan started to fill up more and more, making Mirio’s farts sound less and less hollow. The brown stain on Amakis pants started to go down his leg, as he gave in and unloaded in his pants, after the two hero boyfriends finished they had completely ruined the trash can and spilled their diarrhea everywhere, they quickly left the scene before anyone caught them in such an embarrassing predicament.

While most students were trying bathrooms or trash cans to relieve themselves, some students were getting creative with the different ways they relieve themselves, that included UA’s infamous class clown, Denki Kaminari. He was racing through the halls with his hands clenching his damp ass as his turd started to turtlehead.

“Fuck no it's coming out!” Kaminari thought in a panic as he quickly looked everywhere to see if there was anywhere he could drop a load, he then saw an open window and seeing no other option he quickly undid his pants and positioned his ass over the opened window, a large turd flew out of his ass before he even fully sat down, he moaned as a torrent of diarrhea flew out of his bubble butt, some of it even hit the walls!

While most students were trying to find somewhere to go inside the school others tried rushing somewhere else to relieve themselves.

“This is the last time I eat the damn school lunch!” Bakugo thought angrily as he raced down the sidewalk, luckily for him he lived a 10 minute walk away from UA so when the laxatives started kicking in and he realized the situation he made a mad dash to his house, he was now entering his neighborhood.

“Fuck, I can't hold it!” Bakugo panicked as he let out a shart staining his briefs, he made it to the porch of his house but to his horror he couldn't find his key, he must have forgotten it that morning! Bakugo started pounding on the door praying one of his parents was home.

“Calm down Katsuki I'll open the door for you” Masaru, Katsuki’s dad said as he slowly opened the door, Katsuki tried rushing inside to the nearest toilet but Masaru stood in his way.

“Why are you home so early? School doesn't end for another hour.”

“T-There was an accident so they let us out early, now out of my way old man I have to go!”

“Not so fast, you have to wash the dishes like we agreed this morning”

“Ugh I have to go do something first! Now move before I-”

BRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP-SPLAT!

Bakugo’s eyes widened in horror as a wave of chunky diarrhea filled his briefs and pants, rolling down his leg into the pavement, Masaru looked at him shocked.

“Is that-” Masaru started

“Yeah” Bakugo said blushing, Masaru apologized and let Bakugou inside so he could clean up. Masaru was a nice guy so he didn't tease Bakugo or anything but Bakugo was still very embarrassed about the situation!

“Come on bro! There's no way you're gonna be able to hold it longer than me! That second serving of macaroni you had has to be kicking in by now” Tetsutetsu said to Kirishima as he forced out a sloppy fart.

“I'll be fine but how about you dude? You went ham on those mash potatoes, remember?” Kirishima asked with a playful tone in his voice, the laxatives had hit the two meatheads at the same time but instead of freaking out like everyone else did they decided to make a challenge out of it and see which one of them could go the longest without shitting, it had been an hour and they were both sweating heavily as they had moved their challenge outside and neither of them wanted to give in so they spent a few more minutes ripping out some more juicy farts, hoping one of them would give in at some point. Kirishima’s stomach let out a loud gurgle as he let out a very sloppy fart, he held his butt with both hands a bit shocked by how wet the fart was.

“Ooh, looks like I'm going to win,” Tetsutetsu teased Kirishima. Kirishima was about to bite back with a snarky comment but he was interrupted by a sudden stomach cramp.

“Ugh fine you win this time bro, but I'll beat ya next time” Kirishima said as he ran to a nearby bush with both his hands clenching his damp ass, Tetsutetsu smirked and sighed in relief satisfied he won, he would soon regret that decision as he suddenly let out a huge shart.

“Wait for me bro!” Tetsutetsu to a bush next to Kiroshima’s as he started to turtlehead, the two were embarrassed but knew they'd have a good laugh about it when everything was all over.

And last but not least there was class 1A’s best student Izuku Midoriya, or also known as Deku. He was running around the halls hoping some of the toilets might be open since it's been 30 minutes since the laxatives kicked in for everyone but all the stalls were still taken, hurrying towards one of the stalls, Deku knocked on the door. The person inside the stall groaned loudly and shouted, "This stall is obviously-mph...Ahh! It's busy, bastard! Go use another toilet!”

“I-I can't they're all taken can we share please?” Deku pleaded to let out a wet fart.

“No way! Go shit in a trashcan or something!” the dude said letting out a wet turd. Seeing no other option Deku used his strength to break the stall door, a very surprised Rikido Sato was staring at him, his shit stained boxers and pants were hanging on the stall door.

“Sorry Sato but my hole is about to burst open, so heads up” Deku said with a nervous chuckle as Deku made Sato move over, the two boys were now sharing the toilet.

Deku wasted no time and dropped his boxers and jeans, squatting over the small toilet so he could make room for Sato who was blushing like crazy. They had to slam their asses together so they could both go at the same time, Deku broke the silence as a slimey log slid out of him followed by a sloppy shart, feeling a bit less shy about the situation Sato began shitting again and moaned as a torrent of liquid diarrhea squirted out of him.

Two Days Later

“All Might sir you might wanna see this” Deku said, handing his phone to his mentor, everything was back to normal at UA after they gave the students and staff a small break after the incident with the school lunch

“What is this my boy?” All Might asked as he looked at Deku’s phone, it was article about UA, although it was more of a article poking fun at UA, the title reads:

UA might be one of the best schools in the country, but the students and staff have to work on their stomach intolerance, a deep look into the big accident that happened at UA now known as the “Shituation”.

The article had multiple pictures of the incident, photos of students shitting themselves, shitting in embarrassing places, running around with shit stained clothes, and to top it off they even got pictures of all the male staff members relieving themselves one way or another, All Might was shocked

“That's not all” Kirishima said pointing at the entrance, there were eager news men begging for a interview, the next few months for UA were definitely gonna be hectic!

[georgiapeach30513]

THE CHOCLATE FOUNTAIN!?!?!

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Are you SURE you want to hear that story 🍄anon?? Well, you asked for it!

🖤🖤🖤🖤

The Chocolate Fountain

Summary: Blade tries to con Harry and Lucy for clean up

Pairings: Blade Drysdale X Harry, Lucy Drysdale

Rating: 🤢💩

Warnings: mentions of anal sex, fecal matter, 18+ ONLY

Word Count: 400

Desperate Lives AU Masterlist

Blade Drysdale Masterlist

Blade slings the door of 'Harry's ' bedroom open, slamming it closed behind him. His body barely covered up, and Harry resting on his elbows, pulls his mouth off his conquest for the evening to look at Blade, "Seriously?"

Blade shakes his head rapidly, "I can't man."

"Blade get out!"

"Lucy? Harry, my sister?" he turns around slamming his head on the door, "I hate you two worse than, blech," his voice retches when he thinks about what transpired, "She didn't, blech, shoulda known better."

"Blade! Out, this is not the conversation to be had while in this position," Lucy pulls Harry down further onto her, using his body as a shield. "Let us finish..."

"If you get to finish, you get to clean up."

"Blade, we love you man, but I don't know what you did, but we're not cleaning up your shit."

"That's what it is...blech."

Lucy starts cackling, "Okay, you've ruined this moment for me."

"Thanks man. I appreciate the blue balls I'm about to have."

"That is my sister!"

"THEN GET OUT!" Lucy screams, and Blade finally leaves the bedroom. Harry starts to lean back down to give her a kiss, but she shakes her head no. "It's ruined."

"I figured. Same time next week then?"

"Pathetic man," she pushes Harry off of her, and goes to pull one of his shirts on and some of his boxers, "Get dressed, let's make sure he gets the girl home."

Not looking at any of the people in the living room, her hair soaking wet from her shower. Blade says a pitiful, "I called you a car," but she just regretfully leaves the apartment.

"What the fuck did you do, Bladey?"

"She told me she had spicy food. She also told me she wanted to try anal, because..."

"We don't need to know," Harry shakes his head knowing exactly where this was going.

"I felt so bad, but I couldn't...blech...it was just a mess...blech...I had to call the cleaners and say I needed a deep clean. Can we just pretend..."

"This didn't happen?" Harry finishes. Both look over at Lucy who shrugs.

"So we don't talk about the Chocolate Fountain ever again?"

"I hate you."

"I love you too, Bladey."

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[gra-sonas]

Hi! I’m not sure if you know or not and I’m a fairly newish fan so I don’t really know what went down. I know that something happened with Ca*ina and thats why she isn’t a part of the show, even though according to her it was ’her choice’. but I noticed both Jeanine and Nathan don’t follow her anymore, they are the only two of the cast I believe that don’t, I was wondering if you knew the story behind her departure. just curious as it seems like Ca*ina doesn’t seem like such a great person to work for/with. Thanks for reading!!! 💖

Eeeek, sorry for the super late reply, nonnie, rl happened. 🙈

Obviously, we don't have 100% verified knowledge, but the same day she announced that she'd be leaving the show, Hollywood Reporter posted an article and revealed some details. They paint a pretty good picture of what probably went down behind the scenes, and since HR's one of the more reputable industry websites, it's reasonable to assume that they wouldn't publish all these details without verifying them with someone who had insider knowledge.

The article mentions one "public" incident in particular that happened roughly 2 weeks before her announcement. S1 of RNM had just started airing in the UK, and when episode 2 aired, UK fans noticed that some moments from the Malex scene in the Airstream were cut from the episode.

Instead of looking into the possible reason (i.e. RNM airing in a very early pre-watershed timeslot that made it necessary to cut "too steamy" content, only it weren't just moments from the Malex scene that were cut, they also cut stuff from Max and Jenna making out - certainly the more "steamy" scene of the two of them...), CAM decided to rant on Twitter about it, falsely claiming that ITV had cut only Malex scenes, but none of the Max/Jenna scenes (effectively accusing ITV of homophobia - which, not a good thing to do to a business partner, especially when it's not true).

That seems to have been one major thing that may have been the "final nail" to the coffin. There were other things mentioned in the article, like the fact that apparently, she kept rewriting other writers' episodes, that she didn't get along with Jeanine, and so on.

CAM later denied that she didn't get along with Jeanine, but during that time Nathan - a long-time friend of CAM way before RNM - unfollowed her on social media, and Jeanine did, too. But that's all we know.

It's quite interesting, how Jeanine's been talking about Chris once he'd taken over tho, always gushing about how amazing it is to work and collaborate (!!!) with him, and praising him wherever she had the chance...

MAKE OF THAT WHAT YOU WANT 😏

Anyhoodle, all in all, it seems like CAM was a helicopter showrunner, insisting on micro-managing every aspect of the show (she once said that she even decides what kind of underwear actors have to wear underneath their costumes - even when the underwear's never revealed on screen. Mhmmkay??? 👀), while simultaneously being completely overwhelmed with the responsibilities of running a show.

There were also claims that she spent too much time in New Mexico [to hang out with the actors *cough*] instead of being in the writers room in Los Angeles (she left that to Chris, her co-showrunner).

On social media, she mentioned more than once, that she went to cry in her car in the parking lot several times, another indication that she struggled to handle the pressure. The HR article mentions, she "fostered a working environment that was rife with tension", and although we don't have confirmed knowledge of this being true, from everything we've seen on social media or heard from actors in interviews, it seems like a reliable claim.

As recent as 2/25/2022, CAM posted this during an IG Q&A

"Woe is me, if only I hadn't taken all the $$$ then I could 💩 on the show I created" 🙃

Whatever, personally I'm just glad that she's gone, and I know for certain that I'll never ever touch another project she's involved in.

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I think it is a possibility for the LOV to be clones, their passive expressions immediately caught my attention! Although this is the heroes ambushing him, AFO is normally one step ahead in the story shown in the past. I feel like this could be a fail safe for now to catch the heroes off guard forcing THEM to separate to find the members of the LOV instead of vice versa like planned. Also giving us a glimpse of how royally they screwed up with Twice’s situation since it really was for nothing with Toga having it (and if HK wants to go THAT deep, we have Hawks exterior break a little realizing what is going on.) With AFO this chapter he was caught off guard with Aoyama, but he’s the type of villain to me where in the final battle thats when everything falls apart for him (hopefully this part makes sense? I have the idea in my head but I’m trying to word it properly lol 😂) It just seems to early at the moment considering he usually has a counter if something happens, but I could be wrong. But yea, hopefully my thoughts make sense here! I excited for this arc, feels like 💩 is going to go down with some things revealed!!

Yeah I mean AFO seemed taken aback by Aoyama, but he also stated just a few chapters earlier that he has a ton of ways to reach his goal in case one path falls through (in regards to Aoyama specifically too):

And again I'm not completely sold on them being clones. It's just that it was one of my immediate thoughts when I saw them. And not seeing Shigaraki's eyes is also sus, AND I talked about it here that it's honestly a weird set up given that Shigaraki is supposed to be massively OP with overcoming the quirk singularity thing and all those pros thinking they stand a chance against him AND the real AFO, AND a bunch of nomus, AND TOUYA AND TOGA??.

Like honestly the nomus give the heroes a run for their money, even if they lose in the end, they still do damage. And then adding Touya and Toga (two villains who still have not been caught or beaten!) being thrown in there, with AFO's real body, and ShigAFO (who literally obliterated so many heroes just by himself, in an incomplete state)---->it feels kinda unbalanced. Cuz tbh I thought Shigaraki would still be recovering and not be able to join the fight quite yet.

Don't get me wrong--this is DEFINITELY the start of the final battle. We're in the long run now. War Arc 2.0, the story of how we all became heroes (LOV included), tying up every loose end that's been waiting to be addressed. It's here, it's happening.

But I'm not gonna get my hopes up too high that THE Shigaraki and Midoriya face-off is about to happen like, right now.

Plus Toga not actually being there could mean she is still using Twice's form and could run into Hawks, since I didn't see Hawks show up--but we saw Endeavor. Idk, these are all just possibilites.

But again on the Shigaraki front, Midoriya/OFA could serve as a distraction much like it did during the war arc, making it easier for him to not just decay fucking everything with the touch of a hand lol.

HOWEVER---

Another possibility I'm seriously leaning toward is Monoma using Kurigiri's warp to separate the LOV right here and now (JUST LIKE KUROGIRI DID IN USJ!!!!) and that's when all the shit can start going down and can level the playing field. Because the heroes said they were gonna separate the LOV, AFO from Shigaraki, Dabi and Toga from each other, and I firmly believe that they are. And they're certainly in the position to do it. So I think all of these are possibilities, but I am hoping that Monoma separates them and we can REALLY kickstart this.

Side note and kinda unrelated, I kinda hope the saving/confrontation fights happen in a way where there is still many chapters left before the FINAL final battle (Shig and Dek vs. AFO and the LOV/UA Kids vs everyone else) because I wanna see some development between the kid/villain duos before the end. But that's just me lolol

We'll see. I don't want them to be clones, I want them to be separated by the warp. So that's what I'll hope for, but I'm not shutting out the possibility of them being clones.

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