#AND ALSO FACTORIAL TYSM

[theperksofbeingstupid]

oh also, thanks to factorial i beat the castle boss , and also killed oswaldo #slay. which means now i have to figure out como chucha llegar al otro final. asumo q es en la wea esa gigante en el cementerio pero mi juego crasheo cdo traté de ir asiq . mañana lo veré. ojalá . for now tho , 3/3 sections done i never have to go in that FUCKASS CASTLE AGAIN VIVA CHILE

[mcmorare]

LOCATIONS OF DISTRICT SEVEN.

dunnage ; one of the larger towns, located near the mclean mill and clears camp. a large amount of the population works at the logging camp.

mclean sawmill ; one of the district's largest sawmills.

clears camp ; the largest logging camp in the district. brings in lots of workers from many towns each season and is one of the largest single sites of employment in the district.

the stake ; a post with some perhaps less-than-legal trade.

muller sawmill ; another one of the district's largest sawmills, named for the first mayor of seven, sebasten muller.

siwash ; another larger town, located near the muller mill and clears camp. a large amount of the population works at the logging camp.

the justice building and town square ; located in the more wealthy area of seven, near the mayor's residence and the train station.

supply house ; a trading post, the best place to find nicer items or items from other districts.

roddis ; a large town with a number of factories, located near the addle mill and puncheon camp. has a variety of workers.

addle sawmill ; the third largest sawmill in the district.

puncheon camp ; the second largest logging camp in the district, it brings in a good number of workers from the eastern side of the district.

victors' village ; the residences of the district's victors.

cutover ; a decently sized town and the southernmost town in the district, many citizens work at the factory or head to clears camp for the season.

withe ; a large town and one of the towns with the least amount of loggers, most people in withe work in the town's factories doing furniture assembly, paper production, etc.

hackin ; a well-sized town in the east with a large factory-working population, as well as some lumbermen who travel to puncheon camp.

[hannieehaee]

What do you think about svt members dating a autistic/neuro divergent s/o ?? (Don't havets do all members but maybe woozi hannie and cheol? Tysm I literally love your writing ❤️🎀🍓)

dating a neurodivergent s/o

content: non-specific neurodivergence, established relationship, fluff, etc.

wc: 758

a/n: thank u so much<33 i discussed this with two of my besties on the spectrum, so i hope i did this justice!! neurodivergence is very broad so i kept this a little ambiguous btw<3

masterlist

seungcheol -

he's kind of used to being babied by his family, but he'll flip the script and baby you instead. super nice and understanding, engaging in any of your interests and always encouraging you. he'd literally move hell and earth to ensure your comfort at all times.

jeonghan -

very sweet and loving. he has this personality where he babies everyone around him, and i think he'd use his kindergarten teacher voice a little extra on his s/o. gets familiar with any habits you may have and engages in them wholeheartedly. steals any fidget toys you may have bc he must touch at any and every object in his vicinity.

joshua -

he'll learn everything there is to learn in order to support and love you in the way you most deserve! he's very emotionally intelligent and empathetic, so he'll often just kinda sit there and listen to you rant about whichever special interest you had at the time, even taking some of his free time to learn about it on his own.

jun -

cutie is the sweetest boyfriend alive, falling into any habits or behaviors of yours without even realizing. he's super touchy but if you're not into that he'd just settle for playing with your hands and fingers in a reassuring manner (both for himself and you). does his best to understand and relate to you in order to ensure your comfort.

soonyoung -

i picture him acting very similar to jun as a bf. he may instinctually mimic some of your behaviors or habits without realizing. if you have trouble focusing or maybe any compulsive behaviors, he'd somehow match those behaviors just from how much time he spent with you.

wonwoo -

he's literally the perfect boyfriend in every capacity so i think he'd assimilate to you and your needs without even thinking about it. makes himself fit into your life perfectly and provides you all comfort possible. does his best to understand every aspect of your life and has very open communication with you.

jihoon -

he has a ton of little fidget toys in his studio ready for you to play with. if you have any sensory issues, he'd also have some amazing quality noise cancelling headphones in his studio for you to use, anddd he would also make sure to turn off the lights at the universe factory if they ever bothered you. you'd never have any issue with him changing his lifestyle to fit your needs, he'd just do it w/o question.

seokmin -

he's such a sweet and empathetic guy, he'd be thoroughly educated on whichever part of the spectrum you were in. he'd remind you to take any medications (if needed), cook you your safe foods, keep you out of social situations if you felt like going nonverbal, keep things tidy at home to keep you at ease. he'd basically do anything in his power without you even having to ask.

mingyu -

he's a househusband at heart so he's basically just prepared to mother the hell out of you at all times. takes care of all your needs and keeps track of them at his own accord. needs an open line of communication with you to understand your needs and preferences and adapts his life to fit them.

minghao -

he's so insanely emotionally mature i think he'd utilize his amazing communication skills to make sure he's doing everything he can as a bf to make you feel comfortable and at ease with him. entertains and encourages any of your habits and needs. researches anything necessary to understand you as best as he can.

seungkwan -

if u ever go nonverbal or lose your social battery, he'll take complete charge of it, so dont u even worry!!! he loved and respects you more than anyone, so he does his best to adapt to any habits or necessities you may have. the best person at lending a sympathetic ear when you let him know of your needs.

vernon -

very understanding and subtle with his affections. he's the opposite of overwhelming, so he never pressures you and tries to make you as comfortable as possible, doing his best to understand your habits and levels of comfort in order to assimilate to you and ensure your happiness in the relationship.

chan -

he'll match your energy always. if your social battery is gone, so is his! if you feel a little extra energetic, guess what, so does he! wants you to communicate what he can do to ensure your comfort or to be the best bf he can be.

[brunnerasposts]

hiiiiii!

i saw your tbbt fix AND OMG IT WAS ADORABLE could i maybe get a story about the whole gang getting overprotective when Somone flirts with reader [ik it's basic I just love the overprotective trope]

tysm!♡ of course!

Dinner Disaster

The Big Bang Theory x GN!Reader

Summary: A dinner at the Cheesecake Factory gets awkward when the gang defends you from a stranger coming onto you

Word Count: 0.7k

Warnings: Outside of TBBT storyline, no shipping with anyone, gender neutral pronouns for reader

Additional Note: I had no idea what to name this one, I'm so sorry 😭

It was another average day for the gang in Pasadena. Everyone had just gotten home from work and decided to go have dinner at The Cheesecake Factory per Sheldon's consistent schedule.

You, Leonard, Howard, Amy, Bernadette, Penny, Raj, and Sheldon all took your usual places at the eight person table.

"Let's see... what am I going to order that isn't going to make me nauseous?" Penny asked herself, confusing Howard.

"Is something wrong with the food?" His chair made a slight scrape sound against the floor as he shifted. "Should I be eating a tum?" He joked.

Bernadette shook her head, rubbing her boyfriend's back. "No, silly. It's just that when you work in a restaurant for a while, the consistent smell of the food plus eating it on your break makes you get sick of it." She explained.

"Don't you feel weird eating dinner at the place you work?" Leonard asked you, making you shrug.

"I make a point not to eat the food here. Otherwise, I'd never step foot into the Cheesecake Factory again. I honestly can't smell half the foods in here anymore." You explained, the short scientist nodding as he looked over his menu.

"Excuse me," a voice came from next to you. Everyone, confused, looked to what they assumed was the waiter, but it was an unfamiliar man.

He was tall, clean shaven, but something felt off. Your gut told you this guy was going to cause trouble. Realizing that he was speaking to you, you turned to face him more. "Yes?"

"I know this might be a little forward, but you're really attractive, and I was wondering if you wanted to grab a drink with me at the bar?" The guy asked.

You froze.

Never had someone been so forward with you before, nor had anyone been so blatantly rude to the fact that you were otherwise busy. Penny, who sat next to you, leaned forward. "Who are you exactly?"

The man glanced at Penny, a bit taken back but also not doing anything to hide the fact that he was also checking her out. "Just a guy who noticed an attractive person and wanted to say hi."

Sheldon interjected, sounding annoyed with a stranger interrupting their dinner. "Excuse me, but I don't believe you understand the social protocols here. Our friend is clearly enjoying our company, and we are more than capable of fulfilling their intellectual and social needs."

Amy was quick to follow up. "Sheldon's right. We're a close-knit friend group, and quite honestly, I think you're making our friend uncomfortable." She added, her tone protective.

The man raised his hands defensively, clearly surprised that everyone was snapping back. "I didn't mean to cause trouble."

Raj, who had been silent up to this point due to his incapability to speak in front of women, managed to muster up the ability to say, "Back off, dude or Penny will kick your ass."

Penny gave Raj a look, but everyone knew that she'd be able to take him down.

"Woah, woah! Hey, look, I'm sorry. I was just trying to meet someone. No need for a fight." Rubbing the back of his neck, he looked to you. "I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable."

Not really sure what to say, you shrugged. "You did, and I appreciate the apology. I'm going to have to decline." You tried to be nice about it, but your friends were making that a little difficult.

"Yeah, our friend is not interested. Goodbye!" Bernadette shooed him off. Surprised, the man blinked a few times before quickly scurrying off.

Once he was out of sight, the tension at the table seemed to disperse. You turned to everyone, laughing a little. "What was that, you guys?"

"What?" Leonard pretended to be oblivious, adjusting his glasses. "That whole thing that just happened!" You laughed, looking between everyone.

Amy, who sat adjacent to you, tilted her head a little. "Someone was making you uncomfortable. Did you think we were just going to let him?"

That made you smile, warmth spreading through you as you looked to everyone. Although you were slightly embarrassed, you were mainly appreciative that they were so quick to help.

"Thank you, guys." You said, touched by their concern. "Just remember I can take care of myself."

"We know. We just care about you." Bernadette smiled from a few seats down.

As dinner shifted back to its normal rhythm, you couldn't help but feel grateful for the people around you. Being apart of this quirky, overprotective group of friends meant you'd always have someone looking out for you.

You wouldn't have it any other way.

The End.

[queenmouseyy]

Took so long but Ifinally did it! :D my designs of the Long Legs family and miss delight! <3

And they stil lesbians!! :D I Hc Dll and Mll were ona lavander marirge bc of the factory, afterthe hour of joy Mll finally could be with the one she loves the most,,,

also i really wanna get on VGen :3c pls share/comment and like to help me! tysm!! <3

[ninakoll]

hellooooo!! your loser dorm fallout drawing kicked me into high gear and got me to actually write something about the au i had planned! mama bee niki to little baby bee kohakus rescue! thank you for the inspiration and motivation i really needed it... ive been looking at it every day like a soldier gone at war.. maybe what i wrote will see the light of day on ao3 but for now i will obsess over your art instead.. i didnt expect it at all but its so adorable tysm!

HIII YAHOOOOO this makes me so happy to hear!!!! also i didnt know theyre called loser dorm asldhaskldh i kind of love it... if you ever do post it id love to take a peek 👁️ thank you for your love😭😭 one last thing. kohaku final pam for you bc i just rewatched the fallout monster factory vids

[gingerjolover]

helloooo!! ik it'll probably be a while until you see this, but could you please do how naomi and soft!gf meet/start dating? like maybe someone from munagenius introduced them? tysm 💋

OHHHH YESSS

(okay i do want to write a fic about this but i literally have this idea and i need to blurb it out or it will consume me)

(don’t let me forget about writing this fic, i also have an aftercare fic with nomi)

SOFT!GF AND NOMI WERE F W B

i know this sounds so crazy but let me give you the run down that soft!gf and nomi were friends with benefits first and they were just hooking up but nomi was in LOVE with soft!gf but was like “i’ll take what i can get” bc soft!gf wasn’t really interested in them like that

they met because soft!gf was friends with katie (tea) and when katie and naomi broke up, katie was like actually i have this friend (TEA) and i think you’d really like her (TEAAAAA)

and this is in college so soft!gf and nomi are like ??? 19 or 20 ???

but soft!gf probs just got out of a long term relationship or at least like a year long relationship (i think with a man, i have canon in my brain that soft!gf was pan before she was lesbian but obvi tailor that to you boo)

soft!gf was NAWT looking for anything serious so when katie was like “lol this is my ex you guys should talk”, soft!gf was like “if you’re not dtf i’m not interested”

and nomi was HOOKED

i mean such a simp from the beginning

but i do think that they didn’t DATE while in college they exclusively were fwb pretty much anytime they were both single

and then they graduate and muna becomes muna

and in some versions in my head, soft!gf goes and gets a PhD like I don’t think she’s in the industry at all

and it’s not until she becomes a dr (probs in english or queer studies or communications or sociology) and muna is signed to saddest factory so they reconnect

i feel like nomi was with ally and soft!gf was really focused on their studies and dated here and there

but she stayed close with katie and finally katie is like “you’re back in la??? come hang out”

and THATS when they start dating

i think it starts casual again but very quickly nomi is like “fuck this is why it ended in the first place she’s the loml” and this time soft!gf reciprocates

they were freaky as fuck

should i write a smut

i’m getting ahead of myself

[kthecritter]

Hi, I was wondering about an ID pack? I’m a “voidling” shapeshifter, formed around rusted oil rigs and factories…Maybe some names and (non-noun) pronouns related to that which sound soft? Tysm if you do :)

here you go, we hope you enjoy! omg hey it’s you (frayed, was it?); we love seeing this account here! :) (also I wasn’t exactly sure how to incorporate “soft” into this, but I tried)

Names:

Rust

Shadow

Shifter

Oxide

Gloom

Gear

Misty/Mist

Dust/Dusty

Umbra

Metamorph

Pronouns:

Decay/decay/decays/decayself

Fluct/fluctu/flucts/fluctself (fluct/flucts pronounced like flux, fluctu pronounced like fluck-too)

Shade/shade/shades/shadeself

Creak/creak/creaks/creakself

Smelt/smelt/smelts/smeltself

Silhou/silhou/silhous/silhouself (pronounced like the first two syllables of silhouette)

Shift/shift/shifts/shiftself

Rust/rust/rusts/rustself

[k-0re]

Hi,love your art and the dlc idea for the lords! Kinda random,but what video games do you think your dlc ocs would play if they had acces to them?

TYSM!

also i love this question because it helped me think about their personalities more

Maid - Usually plays those free battle royale shooter games and is weirdly good at them. I imagine her sibling got her into it and it has been a sort of stress reliever for her, when she is winning of course. I'd imagine she's the type to quickly get mad and start cursing out the entire team when things dont go her way. And because of her financial situation she doesn't want to buy games because she'd rather use it on necessities rather than entertainment.

Gardener - He doesnt really understand video games.. he doesnt really understand technology in general. He would rather watch his family play them than play them himself. But if he had to play he'd enjoy cozy farming simulators, mostly because of his profession. He is very slow at the games and always mixes up the buttons but he enjoys that someone took the time and energy to create a game of an activity he is passionate about

Experiment - I imagine the first video game he'd ever played was an arcade game because he found a working arcade machine on the outskirts of Heisenburg's factory, and this memory of entertainment stuck with him. I loves old retro arcade games for sentimental reasons and even if he was able to find more modern video games he'd still favor the former.

Assistant - Puzzle games, any video game that requires this man to think is something he geeks over. He loves it when he has to think outside of the box, and he loves the feeling of fulfillment when he solves a puzzle that took him hours to figure out. He may not look like it but he is the definition of a nerd.

Villager - Just like the gardener he doesn't understand video games or technology, and likes to watch his family play than play it himself. The only video games he ever played was horror games, and this is because he was given the controller after his relatives were too scared to continue. He was able to adapt quickly to the controls and wasn't scared of a fictional story on a screen so he was the perfect candidate to dump the responsibility to. Even so, he actually enjoyed playing it, mostly for his family's reactions of course.

[wrenkos]

I absolutely love your color schemes and art work :0

Also wondering if I could request from other fandoms ? If yes, ace trappola or deuce spade from twisted wonderland

If no, ranpo crying at a funeral for a bankrupt snack factory that he always buyed from.

Hope you do well :D

- I will be ⭐️ anon btw ^^

he lost a real one (and tysm! :-) )

[ferditheas]

you mentioned cf Ingrid so now I need to know ur thoughts on edelgard x Ingrid😭😭

SMILE. So glad you asked because it's actually a huge favorite of mine right now!! It's one of the few f/f Ingrid ships i have* !!

I think it can work both as a really interesting healthy ship AND as an insane toxic yuri, which is always fun. It's like... do I think the institution of knighthood is particularly healthy for Ingrid in the long term? No. Do I think it's swag as hell to imagine Edelgard making her the very first knight of Adrestia, sworn to serve at her side? Naturally.

As I mentioned in the tags on my post, Ingrid's arc gets really weird in CF because she just... is not scripted to acknowledge that Edelgard is trying to make a world without crests. But I think that is SO INTERESTING! Like, Ingrid is such a good mundane example of why the crest system is harmful. Her entire worth as a Galatea is dependent upon her crest, and she is pretty clearly seen as a Potential Baby Factory.

It's so fucked! And I think she and Edelgard could have some insane style conversations about it.

tysm for the ask!

(*My view on fictional character sexuality is that, to meeeee, their sexuality is whatever suits the individual fan-narrative best. Some characters I'm very firm on - Dorothea will always be bisexual to me - but for others like Ingrid, I can bounce between my ideas.

For Ingrid, I do think there are a lot of really interesting narratives about her that can only happen when you view her as a heterosexual woman. I think there is something to be said about her conflict with marriage not being because she'd have to marry a man, but it being a struggle between personal autonomy vs her people's stability, if that makes sense. And also the idea of the stories where she doesn't get married... not because romance isn't of theoretical interest to her, but because she has chosen to elevate other ideals in her life.

Of course, all that being said, I also heavily enjoy the idea of lesbian Ingrid and aromantic Ingrid, and I can probably be talked into liking bisexual Ingrid with the proper argumentation.)

[morningwitchy]

You've been teasing really gorgeous dresses on insta and it's like, I think I may kinda need one. Do you have a ballpark of how much they're gonna cost so I can start budgeting for it now (broke college student) tysm!

not yet!! usually the way it works is i have to finalize the sample and then the factory tells me the final price based on the amount im ordering :)

also hold on i gotta post the knit dresses/cardigans here too!!

[insane-control-room]

i dont have a pairing prompt but what if you just put some guys in a situation - working for the company? :3

tysm for the prompt <3

Coi_ Factory

Jack's in a bad mood. T'ḥiát takes care of it. May has a not great time.

ft. @greenghostlyjekyll's Jack & @ichaisme's May :3 based on a real conversation lmao

words: 1,250 general fic warnings: light/playful violence; coil-heads

Fic under cut!

Generally, Jack was pretty chill, T'ḥiát would tell you. But really, you should not trust T'ḥiát’s opinion for diddly squat, as they tended to be an idiot. People who had worked with them would tell you that it must be that TZP that they were constantly inhaling like it was oxygen that muddled their brain to hell and back.

Jack was chill, sure, but they also did not mind if you ended up becoming mulch, as long as quota was hit and enough was made to head out to that desolate, far away planet Titan. 

Jack, dissatisfied with the newbies, and finding that they had lost one of them on quota number two, decided that the 120 chip price was more than sufficient to enlist T'ḥiát’s services once again - an idea assisted by the fact that T'ḥiát’s price of a fresh TZP can (instead of the empty canisters that the company begrudgingly gave them as payment) was 70% off in the shop. Well worth it, in Jack’s eyes. 

Especially after they were bunked up with one of the newbies on the next moon, who asked something so stupid, so ridiculous, so uneducated about Jack’s home planet that Jack only looked at them like they were crazy and stormed off, hoping they would get eaten by a spider or something.

Unfortunately for Jack, the “or something” happened, and that something was ‘got back to the ship only minorly injured from a stupid fall’. 

T'ḥiát, darting around the ship in a spazzing manner that defied some law of physics (clearly trying to savor the canister of TZP, only using it on the moons) noticed their bad mood, and zipped over. 

“What’s the matter, Jacks?” they asked, bouncing up and down. They stilled suddenly, head tilting. Someone who did not know T'ḥiát might have been unnerved. “You seem a bit miffed!” 

“Nothing, nothing, it’s fine, just��” Jack gave a quiet growl. “Somethin’ stupid is all.” 

“You can always talk to me,” T'ḥiát shrugged, hopping up on top of the controls console. “Even if you think it’s stupid, if it’s bothering you, it’s bothering me.”

“Someone just asked me, and I quote,” Jack said, raising their fingers to make bunny ear quotations in the air. “‘Does Titan have coil factories’?”

T'ḥiát stared at them - or one could assume so, by the way their blank visor was pointed directly at them without moving. 

“Oh, no.” they remarked, in denial. “No one could know that little about the moons.” 

“Well, they asked!” Jack gestured without any specific motions. Their helmet was off, so they took the advantage of being able to pinch the bridge of their nose. “Like! Buddy! Where do you think all the damn coil heads come from, Experimentation? Yeah, right, the only good that place is for is faulty V-type engines!” 

“Who asked that?” T'ḥiát wondered aloud. Jack pointed at the person ringing the company bell, and growled, “The FNG, who else?” 

“I see!” T'ḥiát replied lightly. “I’ll go give ‘em a talk.”

“You go do that, buddy,” Jack grumbled, though their mood was a little uplifted. “I appreciate it.”

“A lesson they won’t soon forget,” T'ḥiát went on, probably with a smile. Jack blinked, raising an eyebrow. “Bye!”

Jack watched them leave, and put a stick of gum in their mouth contemplatively. 

“Alright. I guess.” 

T'ḥiát came back after a few minutes of chatting with the new employee. 

“Done,” T'ḥiát remarked. “We’re going to Titan next quota.”

--

The snowy expanse of Titan loomed around them. The FNG was already in the complex, gathering loot with T'ḥiát. 

Said addict slammed down into the ship, and nudged Jack. 

“Doing well!” T'ḥiát chirped, then pressed the can of TZP to the inhalation module on their suit for exactly nine seconds. Their voice slightly higher than normal, they went on, “Going back!” 

The next time they came back with a haul, Jack grabbed their arm.

“What did you do to the newbie?” Jack asked. “Why was she so excited to come here?” 

“I told her that there were no coil factories on Titan,” T'ḥiát replied calmly, ignoring the eye twitch that was no doubt occurring behind Jack’s visor. “I told them that there’s a coin factory here and that cash registers are all the rage.”

“Mhm,” Jack contemplated their words for a long moment. Then they nodded. “They're gonna die.” 

“Ya, probably,” T'ḥiát agreed, then their arm was by their side again, as though Jack was never holding it in the first place. “Unless I feel bad enough for them. Well, going back.” 

Jack nodded, and watched them sprint off, chuckling to themself as they went back to the monitor. 

Sure enough, there was a red dot in front of the new guy. 

The new guy was strafing, one inch at a time.

Jack leaned back and smiled.

--

“Uh… can I get a bit of help?” 

The newbie’s distressed voice bounced along the corridors. T'ḥiát sighed, making their way to the sound's origin. 

“Ask nicely!” they called out, gauging the location of the lost employee. “Quick!”

“Please?” 

T'ḥiát came up swiftly, tilting their head and walking up to the coil head. They circled around it, and nodded once. 

“That there’s a coil head, alright,” they commented unnecessarily. The new guy gave a wheeze of fear. “Don’t you worry, I’ll get you out of here just fine. I see you got your cash register. May, was it?”

“Yeah- yes,” May replied, trembling hard. “I want to get out of here. Now.” 

“Calm down princess,” T'ḥiát soothed, shaking their can of TZP. “If you want, you can have a bit of this, it’ll help your nerves. Just promise that you’ll apologize to good ol’ Jack about the coil factories question when we get back. They got pretty offended by it.” 

“I didn’t think that it was an offensive question!” she defended herself with some bewilderment. T'ḥiát sighed and pushed her along. “Where are we going?” 

“Fire exit. Keep moving forward. I’ve got Mr. Crybaby.” 

“Crybaby?” 

“Don’t question it. Make a left. Your other left.” 

“To the glowing red dot?”

“That’s it. Right out there.”

T'ḥiát waited until they heard the door shut behind them before they phased through the crack.

May was breathing hard outside of the door. T'ḥiát nudged her to get her to start moving. 

“You’re a jerk,” May hissed. T'ḥiát shrugged. “I’m going to- to hurt you.” 

“Sure, doll,” T'ḥiát replied, just as peppy as usual. “That’s a nice cash register you’ve got there. Better make it count. Better crack my skull open in one shot.” 

“I’m not going to do that!?” May gasped, shocked. T'ḥiát tilted their head at her as they jumped down onto the lighting - May taking the stairs, like a normal person. They asked; “Why not?” 

“Because- because I’m not going to kill you!” 

“Coward,” T'ḥiát hummed. May stared at them through her visor. “Jack’s probably going to kill me when we get back onto the ship. Be more like Jack.” 

“Why would they kill you when we get back?!”

“You.”

Sure enough, as soon as they stepped onboard, Jack clonked T'ḥiát on the head with a shovel. They dropped like a popped balloon. May did not like thinking about the fact that their suit looked the part.

--

“Why did you save them!?” Jack demanded when they were in orbit again, shaking T'ḥiát violently. They shrugged, now next to the computer and out of Jack’s grip. “T'ḥiát! Stop teleporting!” 

“I don’t teleport. Also - I felt bad.” 

May rang her cash register. 

[faux-fires]

For the WIP ask meme (tysm for the tag), you had me at 'political drama.txt' but I'm also very curious about 'gruffgriff' and Hawke rising from the trash??? Any of those, any combination, or whatever you feel like sharing I will be on like pigeons swarming half a discarded sandwich, pls and thank.

that's really kind of you to say so! 'political drama' is the vaguuuest. there's a lot of arranged marriage fics in fandom and i wanted one that fully leant into the court intrigue angle rather than the romance angle.

i love a particular genre of story that's like, an outsider comes into a poisonous and decadent court and struggles to rise to the top in the hope of reform it/sabotaging it from within against overwhelming odds while also struggling to hold onto their idealism and sense of right vs wrong amidst the scheming and the murdering. at the same time, people are getting dicked down.

this particular .txt is just vague outlines for a proposed series of stories covering the Intrigue, the cyber equivalent of a napkin at a bar with SOTRY: fuckingggggg written on it after a few glasses of your bev of choice. I STILL WANT A COURT INTRIGUE FIC but i have accepted that i would be writing it for an audience of like, five, because people on the whole read arranged marriages for the will they/won't they romance not the actual experience of government, which is a toss up between sausage factory gristle & gore and simultaneously armando iannucci death-of-stalin farce with grown men bickering about the symbolic arrangement of funereal flowers. :sob:

the thing about it was, it had been fun. he had been young and he had been in love and he had wanted, genuinely, to try and change the nature of the fire nation government - to dig deep into the depths of its machinery, pull apart its pistons and boilers and hissing steam valves, its ambition and appetites and pride - but he was a smart man, and at the end of the day, he had been pitting his mind against other smart people, and it had been fun. until (spoiler thing) had happened, and people had died.

"hawke rising from the trash" is one of the published ones! it turned into "a toast to distant friends", a story about varric + hawke's shitty gift choices.

as for gruffgriff, i signed up to a fenris & anders focused big bang a few years ago, somehow failing to realise this was a stupid idea when i don't care much for fenders and that was what a specifically fenris + anders big bang was inevitably gonna feature heavily, and was assigned a pic of the two of them on a gryphon. i took like six different attempts to start a story before giving up and withdrawing from the big bang (mikke wrote a much better story for the same prompt anyway so the artist wasn't left bereft). with this one i think the idea was to have anders having never left the wardens and then for fenris to enter the story in carver's place, having contracted the taint on the deep roads expedition? i kept the opening because i thought it could be used for something else but [laughs bitterly in writer's block].

The cavernous mess hall of the Warden base in the Anderfels could seat, with comfort, almost a thousand people if pressed. Here, within its sandstone walls and under the watchful eye of the First Warden, the Warden-heroes of ages gone had sat and made merry and celebrated victories without counting; had raised toasts to whole legions of the glorious dead before and after battles upon which the fate of Thedas hung; had been filled to the imposing rafters with the sound of an army of men determined to pretend, at least for a little while, that they were not, eventually, functionally, dead men. That the hall currently contained only Anders, Riordan and Stroud was a sad commentary on the state of the Order.

[icemintfreeze]

helloo I hope you have an awesome day/night/anything in-between 🔥🔥

1. i feel SO FLATTERED u liked my drawing like oh my pin factory TYSM !!!!<33

and 2. i binge-read fear garden for first time yesterday, spent 7 hours straight reading it and like. it changed my life. so so so FUCKING GOOD i loved it ive been genuinely tweaking abt it ever since I woke up 😭😭i got so indulged gahhh. i barely read bfdi longfics at all but I've decided "eh it can't be that bad huh" and flipping hell man it's just MWAH kisses the screen. itched my autism in the nicest way possible.kept stimming as I read and giggling and HSHFSHDHSHF you're such an inspo

cant wait for next chapter!!! [it all goes downhill]

-@ohmysheetmetal

1. OF COURSE!!!! It was so pretty and everytime I see fear garden art I LOSE IT!!!! IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE

2. I’m so honored you like it omg?!?!? as an audhd MF I can tell you it was a journey writing it. Im hoping book 2 can not only go hand in hand with book one, but also give you that same excitement (and agony) that book one did!!

and CORRECT!!! it’s all downhill from here my friend

[findroleplay]

hey, hi, hello! :) 25M searching for discord writing partners for the following fandoms: harvest moon/story of seasons, rune factory, or fire emblem (3 houses or engage!). would also love to find a camp buddy (BL/yaoi visual novel) writing partner lol. i love writing ships (mlm, wlw, mlw), fluff, and angst. if interested, like this post & i'll reach out via tumblr. tysm for reading! x

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