#AND A GORGEOUS SASSY SANSA

[winterrose527]

k but someone come to my apartment and physically stop me from writing a Love Island AU or I’m going to do it.

[supernovadragoncat]

SDC's Tales from the SanSan Crypt

Looking for some spooky SanSan reads this Halloween?

Below are some selections from my crypt of SanSan delights sure to get your blood pumping and send those goosebumps prickling across your skin.

Happy Halloween! 🖤

Badlands Howl (Complete)

On a gray Halloween day, Sansa travels alone across South Dakota and finds herself inexplicably drawn to the Badlands for what was supposed to be a brief stop. A park ranger tells her a tale befitting All Hallows’ Eve about the Badlands rider—a restless spirit who haunts the land astride his black horse, his face half-burned from hellfire and his unearthly howl famed for the misfortune it brings.

Despite the frightening tale, Sansa finds herself enchanted and, amongst the Badlands’s haunting austerity and bewitching wonder, she encounters the Badlands rider and far more than she ever could have bargained for.

Spooky, sexy, sad, sweet, and spiritual. 

Ride (Complete)

Sansa and Sandor each have their reason for buying a one-way ticket out of town. As an early autumn storm brews, they find themselves alone together on an abandoned train platform with more in common than one might think.

But there's something strange about the train that rolls into the station and their journey comes with a dire warning--if they get on the train, they won't be getting off, at least not in this life. Then again, sometimes you have to get on to get off...

Midnight (Complete)

Into every generation a slayer is born, a chosen one.

That’s what the legend said. Sansa had heard it all before. What did the legend say about watchers then? Not much because it didn’t have to be spoken. Everyone just knew.

A slayer should never get involved with her watcher and certainly never fall for him.

A SanSan/Buffy The Vampire Slayer AU.

Origins (Complete)

No one asks to be chosen. No one seeks it out.

Home from war, Sandor Clegane wants nothing to do with the horrors he faced, least of all the black-eyed monsters that nearly took his life. He calls them demons. Others call them vampires. It doesn’t matter because he’s haunted by dreams he just can’t shake. In them, a red-haired girl fights the fiends alone.

Now letters are showing up at his door from a mysterious entity called the Watchers Council. They have a message for him—he has a calling and so does the girl in his dreams. Neither knows it, but they’ll soon find out…

…the origins of a slayer and her watcher.

A continuation of Slay—a Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU SanSan series.

Spellbound (Ongoing)

Brooklyn born and bred, NYPD homicide detective Sandor Clegane often joked that the only way he’d ever leave New York was in a body bag. His chief calls his bluff and details Sandor to some no-name town in Vermont. They need his no-bullshit approach to detective work. The real reason? He’s burnt-out, jaded, and surly.

His chief said the change of pace would do him good, but forgot to mention this sleepy town has a strange vibe. It also has Sansa Stark—hometown sweetheart and psychic who owns the metaphysical shop. Sandor doesn’t believe in that shit. What he does believe in—she has legs for days and an ass to match.

Only problem? She’s enlisted to help on a cold case. His cold case. Sandor doesn’t work well with others, least of all psychics and certainly not the most gorgeous girl in town who surely bewitched him because why else is it suddenly so hard to focus?

Opposites attract with a heavy dose of sexual tension, small town shenanigans, dirty-talking Sandor, witchy woman Sansa, sassy but well-meaning Arya, and mystical matriarch Catelyn who really thinks Sansa should go easy on the new guy in town.

Sexy. Funny. Sweet. Smutty. Hot-and-bothered SanSan pine away.

Devil Inside (Ongoing)

Orphaned at a young age, Sansa has lived a quiet life as the High Priestess in her northern village, but peace is shattered when legions of marauders led by warlord Sandor Clegane raid her village. Sandor’s brutal reputation precedes him—a warrior who some say is the devil himself—but Sansa is known to him too. Lore has spread through the Seven Kingdoms about the beautiful High Priestess of the North, a maiden ripe for the taking. Sandor’s plan is simple—kidnap Sansa and offer her to the highest bidder—but he didn’t account for how wickedly he wants her for himself. While the best laid plans of men often go awry, Sandor is no ordinary man. He may not even be mortal at all and Sansa is about to learn the cost of making a deal with the devil isn’t just her soul but her heart too. A dark Faustian romance.

[bonesgadh]

Things season 8 of Game of Thrones will never take away from me despite all the shit:

The first three episodes

The gorgeous soundtrack

Gendrya scenes

Jenny of Oldstones

Jealous Drogon™

All the memes

My girl Arya killing the Night King

Episode 5′s astonishing and gorgeous cinematography

Arya’s eyebrow™

Gendry looking like a complete babe in every episode he was in

Everyone being so brave and badass while defending Winterfell

Sassy Sansa exposing Bran and reading the fuck out of everyone

Arya and the white horse, probably my favorite sequence in the entire show

That one shot of Arya surrounded by fire and smoke while covered in light

The Hound

Maisie’s acting

The Long Night. I’ve seen that episode at least 20 times now

Cersei’s elephants™

[multi-fandom-fanfiction]

The start of something beautiful

Requested will not say who for protection of there privacy

Eddard Stark was sitting in front of a campfire drinking a goblet of mead with his men when one of his men came running up something small wrapped in a blanket. The man was frantic and hollering. Ned stood up and greeted the man in his hunting party. "What is the cause of your panic," Growled the warden of the north. "My lord I found this babe in the woods she was in a basket with a note that said her name is Y/N," Explained the panic lord. The Lord looked down at the baby. She was blue and close to death. He instantly jumped into action gripping the baby in his arms and raising towards his arms. The new lord tried to be as careful as he could be as he climbed on top of his horse and galloped towards the stone castle. His hair whipped in the wind and face was full of stone and concentration. The gate was immediately opened seeing there lord. Catelyn who was watching there one-year-old toddle around Winterfell while a wet nurse played with his bastard son Jon ran to her husband in worry as he yelled for a master wet nurse for the babe. Ned stayed with the babe till she was fed and nursed back to health and put to bed. "Is that another bastard Ned," Growled his wife. "No she is a babe I found dieing in the woods," Answered Eddard as soft as possible. "What will you do with her then," The Tully women asked calming after the reassurance. "I will raise her here and when she is old enough she will be your ward," Answered the young Stark. "Ok Ned," Answered Catelyn surprisingly agreeably. That was sixteen years ago now that little babe is a girl of ten and six. A woman grown and truly stunning with beautiful soft clear Y/S/C (Your Skin Color) skin and stunning Y/H/L (Your Hair Length) Y/H/S (Your Hair Style) Y/H/C (Your Hair Color) hair paired with inticing Y/E/C (Your eye color) eyes. Her name was Y/N snow. She was sassy, witty, fearless, wild and rebellious yet she was also smart, kind, compassionate. She was the perfect lady but yet much more. She loved to nit, sing, and dance but she could wield weapons and plan battles better than any man. She was Catelyn Stark's Ward and practically Lord and Lady Starks eldest daughter. She was like a sister to Sansa, Arya, Bran, Rickon, and Jon. Theon and she did not get along at all. Yet the person she was closest to was Robb Stark. The two were practically attached inseparably from the moment they both could waddle around the castle and courtyard. And that amazing woman was you.

Robb waited patiently for you to join him in the training yard watching you walk with Jon, Bran, and Rickon. You burst out laughing. Your laugh was like a beautiful song. The gorgeous smile that was etched on your face made his heart skip a beat. He would be lying if he said you weren't the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. The breath was knocked from his lungs as if he someone punched him in the gut when he watched Jon wrapped an arm around your shoulder and you reached up and kissed his cheek. He turned to towards the targets picking up his bow. He couldn't help but think to himself, "Why am I feeling like this sure she is beautiful but I don't have feelings for her do I?" He could hear her boots hit the muddy courtyard. "Robb," She squealed jumping on to his back. He couldn't help the happiness that filled him when she embraced him. "I have missed you wolf," She whispered in his ear causing a new chill to run up his back. "And I you snowflake," He replied as she slid off his back. The young wolf felt almost disappointment no longer having physical contact with you. "What was happening to me," Robb wondered coming to the conclusions these new feeling for this goddess for y/n snow for his snowflake for his best friend were either going to be the death of the young lord or they were going to be the start of something beautiful.

Jon took Bran and Rickon to get bows while you greet your best friend. You slid off of the eldest son of lord Starks back and he turned to you. You saw a smile but it wasn't a real smile. Not the knee-weakening smile that made your heart race. "Is everything okay," You asked concern etching on your face and lacing words. "yes, of course, I'm with you," He answered jabbing you with his elbow playfully. "I don't believe you," You tease poking his cheeks and pulling his cheeks into a smile. Your playful antics caused the half Tully half stark to let out a chuckle that melted your heart. A real smile grew on his face and a sparkle appeared in his ocean blue Tully eyes. Robb was your best friend but you had long ago realized just like every other maiden in the castle or village you had fallen head over heels in love with him. Everything about the young wolf was perfect. He made your heart race or skip a beat. He made your head spin and make you dizzy. He made your knees weak and your stomach swarm with butterflies. "Y/N," You heard Jon shout. You turned from the beautiful man in front of you and face the white wolf. You saw him throw you a bow at you. You caught it with ease and the arrows that barreled through the air after. "I bet you five gold coins I can hit the bullseye more than you," Challenged the auburn-haired lord to you. "Challenge accepted," You accept with a cocky smirk placing a kiss on his cheek and lining yourself up from a target. The challenge was simple you both shot till one of you miss the middle. You one a shot five and cheered. "Ha I beat you now pay up," You cheered. Applause coming from Arya who at some unknown point and the two starks and bastard behind you. Robb pulled the gold coins from a bag in his pocket in his tunic but as you went to grab the money you accidentally slipped. Robb hand flew out to try to help you but when you grabbed it the mud caused him to slip and fall on top of you. When he went to stand his hands slipped and his lips hit yours. Instead of either of you pulling away. Your soft lips moved in sync with his calloused ones. The world around you disappeared for a moment before reality appeared in both of your minds. You pull away a red tint on your Y/C/S cheeks. Robb stood up and helped you up. A newfound awkwardness settling between you. "Umm, I should go" You chocked out before running off. You ran to the godswoods where you prayed to your gods as tears fell from your eyes.

Robb sighed and ran his hands through his hair and down his face frustratedly. "You have to go after her," He half-brother scolded him. "I can't brother," The young wolf answer helplessly. "Yes you can you stupid fool you love her you may not know it yet but that kiss shows you do you don't kiss your friends like that and don't tell me as of late your feelings for her haven't changed I can see it in your eyes and she has been helplessly in love with you since she was two and ten that I know for sure go after her brother or you will regret it and you will lose her," His fathers bastard ranted. "Your right for the first time ever but you are right I have to go," Robb admits. "Do you need help finding her," Asked his little sister from behind there brother. "No I know where she is" He answered taking off towards the godswoods.

You didn't know how long you were there for. Your tears had seized leaving you with puffy tear stained cheeks and bloodshot swollen eyes. You were perched on a rock legs crossed hands intertwined and head facing your lap until you heard a twig snap and heavy boot steps. Jumping from the rock you quickly pulled out a dagger from your boots. "WHO GOES THERE," You holler firmly? "Relax it is only me snowflake," You heard the familiar voice that made your heart race before he appeared. You slipped the dagger back in your booth. "If your hear to pray I can leave," You mumbled. "I'm not here to pray I am here for you," He answered softly stepping closer. "Oh Does your mother need me," You asked confusion. "No I came to talk with you Y/N," Your blue-eyed best friend answered softly taking a seat on the rock and motioning you over. You sat down next to him crossing your legs like you were taught. "What do you want Robb I have came here to be alone," You answer not looking at him. Not wanting to get lost in the endless oceans of his captivating blue eyes. Not wanting to melt into the puppy dog look he gave you that melted your heart and your will to say no or hold your composure. "Please look at me," Pleaded the future Warden of the North. You turn your head to him with watery eyes from sadness and frustration. He extended his rough calloused hand out towards your cheek and gently caressed it using his thumb to wipe away the tear that slipped from your eyes. The future lord of Winterfell took his hands from your tear wreakened face to your soft femine hands before spilling his guts, "Y/N Snow the orphan girl from the woods ten and six years ago, My mothers Ward, My snowflake, most importantly my best friend yes I admit I was pig headed all these years I saw you as a girl not a woman a sister I guess but as of late you are the only girl I can think about you are the most beautiful girl imaginable I crave the chance to hold you close to me or run my fingers through that beautiful Y/H/L (Your Hair Length) Y/H/S (Your Hair Style) Y/H/C (Your Hair Color) hair or to get lost in your breathtaking Y/E/C (Your Eye Color) eyes You are alwasy on my mind I can't help but smile when you smile I would do anything to bring out that smile that makes my heart skip a beat or that laugh that is music to my ears I love and admire everything about you and you love my stupid foolish pigheaded ass no matter what I say or do your th eonly woman I can be myself around You are my bestfriend but I have fallen in with you and I don't know what is going to come of this but I know that back there this right her is the start of something beautiful." "Robb I," You start but are cut off by his lips pressing against yours. He sucked the air out of your lungs and made your head spin you placing your hands on his shoulders. Lips moved in sync with his while his arms wrapped around you pulling you closer to him. You pulled apart panting breathlessly. "Please believe me I want you I want to be with you I want no I need the honor of being yours and you being mine," The auburn haired future lord begged. "Of course Robb I love you," You answer gripping his face and kissing him again.

Message to the requester I hope you like it. It was a lot of fun to write. If you don't like it there are a few things I can do. 1. I can rewrite it completely 2.I can rewrite certain parts (If there is a certain part you don't like it) 3.I can add detail (If detail is the problem) 4. I can write you something else other other than that I just wanna say your feedback is greatly appreciated and I would love to hear what you have to say good or bad. Thanks for the request hope you enjoy it.

[aces-to-apples]

yeah, I'm gonna hafta bug you for some Arthur/Sansa now, dear, because YES

listen not to knock *checks notes* all the stark boys, oberyn martell, and sandor clegane from three to five pm every other thursday, but arthur pendragon really would be the only man from westeros to asshai who talks the talk and walks the walk and that’s the tea folks.

he’s gorgeous, courageous, compassionate, cunning, and sassy as fuck.

he wrestled control of an entire kingdom out of the hands of his super fucked up on magic uncle, not because he wanted to rule, but because vortigern was hurting people. he walked his dissociating, traumatized ass into a castle full of people who wanted to behead him to save the people he cared about. he fought the literal embodiment of his nightmares and childhood trauma because who else was there to do it huh? brave, check.

“why have enemies when you can have friends?” and “where’s lucy?/she’s a good girl/a nice girl/she works here/see she’s a friend of mine” and “you lot have looked after me a lot longer than i’ve looked after you” and “he’s a good boy/an upstanding citizen/the law-abiding, proactive blue boy and his fun-loving dad”? gentle, check.

he’s spent a good couple decades learning to defend himself from corrupt blacklegs who probably never did a good, worthwhile thing in all their careers and went to bat against seven feet of viking beef for one of the sex-workers who raised him and wields excaliber, the magical semi-sentient sword of death. strong, check.

by god i think we’ve cracked the code here folks, the once and future king and the “traumatized to every hell and back again” queen of the north are the real endgame of GoT.

(bonus points if you include the mage)

[him-e]

I love Sansa's "Alayne Stone" story for many reasons, but the main reason why is because we get to see a side of her that she always had, but she suppressed it due to her courtesies. We get to see her sharp-tongued, snarky, sassy side. Honestly, when i read some of the Alayne Stone chapters, i was so surprised. I was like "wait what? Did she just say this?!".

My favourite is the one in TWOW when she can’t stop salting Harry the Heir, lol, though it also gives me an... unpleasant/creepy vibe for reasons.

it’s interesting because we don’t know if that’s part of her naturally growing up, if she’s finding in her Alayne persona a way out of the social constrictions and taboos connected to her former status, or if she’s adjusting to people’s expectations of how a bastard girl should behave. Probably all of this. Bastards are invisible: they’re neither players nor prizes, and unless they overstep their boundaries nobody really cares for them. Sansa used to have the spotlight firmly planted on her, because of her heritage and status. Alayne is a nobody, the bastard daughter of a minor lord, and counts nothing---hell, she even looks like nothing special (something to remember in her future interactions with Harry), her gorgeous auburn hair replaced by a plain shade of brown and modest clothes. In part, she resents this invisibility (and sometimes forgets what’s her place, like that time when she “accidentally” wore Tully colors), but it also gives her an unique leeway, the opportunity to watch and learn things unobserved and unnoticed, make people spill their secrets and store them for later, not unlike Arya’s wanderings in Braavos under various aliases.

but bastards are also seen as untrustworthy, less moral than /regular/ people, thus less worthy of being treated with respect. They’re “wanton”: there’s no wench half so lusty as one bastard born, Marillion says as he proceeds to paw Sansa, who under Alayne’s guise has no longer her status to shield her from unwanted sexual contact, and is even expected to be enthusiastically available. I think she immediately realizes that she can no longer act like the sheltered, innocent girl she is (or used to be)—that persona worked as best as it could when she was in King’s Landing, but now it’s useless and, if anything, suspicious. 

So she creates a new one, one that’s older, wiser and more experienced, more worldly than what she really is. She models Alayne around the idea that bastards must fight for their right to exist since they moment they’re born. She adapts. She doesn’t drop her courtesies altogether, but she adjusts them to the new situation, hones a new, sharper edge to her still formally polite words. She gets bolder with LF in calling him out on his shit (though interestingly we get less of that in AFFC, when aunt Lysa is gone and she’s Alayne for everyone except him, as if she subconsciously recognizes him as her only source of power). She still blushes a lot, but she’s working on it. She gets practical, because “bastard brave” girls get shit done (see her assertiveness with Sweetrobin and the maester). I think there’s also a degree of trauma connected with how everyone saw Sansa Stark as “stupid” (to the point that she started believing it, or at least wondering if it wasn’t true) that now she’s shedding... by disassociation, but still.

anyway, yes. I totally wonder whether, once she sheds “Alayne” from her system too, something of the bastard brave girl will remain, and which parts specifically.

[luminiesbackup]

sandor clegane :)

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: honesty (this man is sassy af and i love it)worst quality: MEAN :(ship them with:  the love of his life, SANSA!!!brotp them with: arya needs to stay away from: fire :(misc. thoughts: deserves to be happy with his love sansa, @ d&d make it happen or fight me (ง •̀_•́)ง 

[motherofkittens94]

Hello! :) Ramsay Bolton, Sansa Stark and Arya Stark?

ramster

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I  i guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life -idk all like i hate him but i love iwan and i love how he played him i liked him as ramsay much more than book ramsay like i did want him to die but i didnt want him to actually leave  i have many feelings about this guy right though most of them are rage!  but its not like im meh dont care hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang i mean iwan is very pretty like goddamn i love that man but i aint banging ramsay nope im already disabled as it is i mean how long would i last hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff best quality: dimples   ahem  no i mean  um  confidence *sweats* worst quality: like  everything  well i mean especially the sadism and also that thing he does with his eyes because it  frightens me ship them with: none tbh *gaston voice* nobody deserves you

brotp them with:  his dogs??? needs to stay away from: everybody but  especially theon misc. thoughts  always smiley :)  very sneaky do not trust  people think hes stupid but isnt actually ?   very happy about being bad hes like  stab with knife love  my life! :!!    doesnt give one single fuck  just there to watch the world burn and in the beginning  i didnt get this im  trying to reason  with your man here  because i assumed like the innocent i was hed have some kinda logic behind that nastiness so im all like why whats this all about ? what is the point? the plan? i dont get it ??  and people tell me oh boy dont question him nah he is just plain bad and he loving very minute of it  omg  i was not people told me i cried at the wrong parts of season 3 :/

i mean sorta interesting in a scary way  but would definitely would pick theon over him  every time  i really dont  know  why the squid is more hated theons a kitten compared to him

 but  i  do enjoy the scenes between him and roose and im  interested in the dynamic between him and roose  and i think that sorta humanises him more in a way  like i dont think he loves roose and i didnt think roose loves him either he is the only option   but he wants acceptance from him that he never gets and its the idea even though they sorta hate each other they still depend on each other because roose wants a heir and ramsay was legitimacy which theyd only get through each other 

hes like the opposite of jon in almost every way  and that kinda makes it interesting to have him interact with jon for that reason which is partly why i was so hyped for jon vs ramsay

a lot of my irl friends like him and were genuinely sad he was killed off but i was a complete  teetotaller before this guy came along and now im not lmao  thanks for wrecking my perfect liver

also i love iwan now apparently i dont when that happened but there we are

sansa

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: smarter than gets credit for courteous and usually nice worst quality too trusting - sometimes selfish ship them with: mostly  theon and sometimes sorta lowkey Margaery brotp them with:  tyrion Margaery  all starks  including jon and especially arya i have a soft for the sisterly relationship needs to stay away from: Lannisters and baelish misc. thoughts i used to be a bit meh about sansa  at first i mean i did like her but not massively  but i heard people hate on her for being “girly” and i wasnt having that so i bumped her up my list of favs because i hate the whloe idea that woman characters  cant be interesting or strong if theyre feminine because she is both and tbh early sansa is probaly pretty close to teenage me so it feels wrong to be lie ehh i dont care about her because at one point i sorta was her and feel like people dont see how much she grows and learns but write her off straight away as a bratty kid also she although can be snarky and sassy she is usually kind and means well  people say she bullied arya and some ways she does shes not perfect or always disney princess nice�� epecailly not to people who hurt her first like joffrey but i grew up with  four siblings and we always fought  with one another rbut we still loved each other in the end and its the same with sansa and arya i think

arya

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang  hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality:  brave worst quality: can be vindictive ship them with: i dont really brotp them with:  sansa gendry hot pie jon and starks in generalneeds to stay away from: faceless men misc. thoughts i felt sorry for her tbh people were like so badass yes girl slay but its like she faces a lot of dark stuff i felt bad that she always had to fight it out  but shes very tough and  i admire that and shes also very loyal and non judgemental and kind underneath the toughness  people tend to put her in slytherin ive noticed but i think she has a lot of hufflepuff qualities

sorry this took a long time  thanks for asking hopefully it makes sense  or least some of it does :)

[sheikah]

Sandor Clegane, for the character game thingy :D

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang

I really dig scars. We need to do something about his teeth though lol.

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff 

He is totally a sassy Slytherin, just like me <3

best quality: He’s a really great protector. He kept Joffrey alive until the iconic “fuck the king” era, he saved Sansa, and he took decent care of Arya, too. It was huge for me when Arya had to admit to Jaqen and the Waif that it was a lie that she hated the Hound. I think Arya loves him. I think he’s sort of a stand-in father figure for her. At least, this is how I feel about show!Arya. And she feels all of that because at the end of the day he was actually good to her :)

worst quality: Seemingly incurable cynicism. He has no hope and is an angry ball of hate. Because of this he has no regard for human life in general. I think he would hesitate to kill someone he actually has an attachment to, but starting with his murder of Mycah we see that he genuinely dgaf about killing anyone. ship them with: Happiness, an endless supply of hot roasted chickens.brotp them with: Arya!needs to stay away from: Fire :(misc. thoughts: I wuv him so much. Really amped for Clegane Bowl haha.

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