#ALT rambles
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Uh oh she's craving ✨Violence✨!
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So. Eczema. Am I right?
#alt rambles#eczema#its itching everywhere and ive applied moisturised what else do you want from me sTOP ITCHING
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Gilbert: I heard people are shipping us
Silvio: TO WHERE?
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oh my god there’s a dedicated aro-allo flag???
I’ve just started looking into aro allo stuff tonight and I feel???
It feels nice to be recognized??? Idk, I see people say that being aroallo means you use people for sex and it feels nice to see people on tumblr talking about their experiences.
I’ve been debating if I’m aro for a couple years, because I kinda considered attraction to be both physical and romantic, because I mostly see aroace people (yall are lovely but i had to actively look into people who are not aroace because that’s the majority i see.)
Idk it just feels nice to be out and public about this
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ALT Rambles
You know who's not going to make it fine out of the Apocalypse Arc? Park Jin Tae.
I mean, he doesn't in canon, but here---
To begin with, the shelter is not left to his care. Lee Soo Hyuk entrusts it to Kim Soohyun instead.
Kim Soohyun, who is not even awakened, but rules as if he were above everyone else. How humiliating.
Park Jin Tae thinks he can change things, tho; won't people feel more safe following someone who can protect them?
So he waits. He rallies a few people that think like him, then they go confront Kim Soohyun.
Kim Soohyun was waiting, though.
See, he already knew this would happen. He let it be on purpose so he could snipe the rats all at once.
Instead of them beating Kim Soohyun, they--- well, it's bad. Park Jin Tae and his group's swollen faces are paraded all around the shelter, pathetically trailing after Kim Soohyun as he gathers everyone and happily recounts what happened.
Soohyun, suspiciously gentle, enlightens them by explaining that Park Jin Tae is the type of bastard to segregate others. So supporting him is the same as giving up their human rights.
That quells any voices perceiving the rebel's beating as harsh.
"I'm benevolent, so you can leave if you're unsatisfied with how things work under my rule. But if you choose to stay, you do as I say, okay?"
No one leaves.
Not even Park Jin Tae.
This is his second mistake.
"Congratulations, Park Jin Tae. Now you will forever be one of Kim Soohyun's pushovers."
#ALT rambles#cacti rambles#cactiwritings#if there's a fate worse than death that's to be labeled a KSH pushover#PJT thought he was playing chess but--#to be beaten by a normal guy man that's embarrassing amirite
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Someone who just has multiple fucking organ transplants and starts changing. Is that the same person as before?
It's the ship of Theseus all over except instead of a ship it's a Person Of Thesues.
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Okay so what I've learned is that a LOT of people are horny for Elias.
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AU where every senior staff has their own 963. Aka a thingy that makes them immortal but instead of it being a fancy pendant, or any of those sort is the wildest shit ever.
Anyways here is my proposal
Kondraki:
Gears
Clef
Light
Glass
Rights
Gerald
Iceberg
#alt rambles#alt shitposts#scp#scp foundation#dr kondraki#dr clef#dr rights#dr lights#dr glass#dr gears#dr gerald#dr iceberg#scp shitpost
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Watch me lose my head LIVE!
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completely starting to understand why people avoid south park like the plague
this kid at my high school harassed another kid, who hid in a closet from him
and said “OH ARE YOU TOM CRUISE HIDING IN A CLOSET LIKE THAT ONE EPISODE OF SOUTH PARK”
holy shit. media literacy is down the toilet
#south park#rant#alt rambles#i hate this kid too#he was like#banging on the fucking door#it was… super annoying#also he won’t get like punished for it because he can get away with practically anything#i could write a list of weird shit this kid has done
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hello elias enjoyers tonight i will post a very fun elias thing. please look forward to it ;)
Edit:
Here it is
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someone should draw scp 1155 as the jesus holding a lamb meme
LOOK AT IT.
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so uhm…gilbert’s route is very intense, huh.
cyran rose, save me. save me, cyran rose…
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I think I have a lil comic idea. Or fic idea. Idk depends. I'll try and see if I can draw or write the idea out.
It's a Abirt, Simon and Atticus interaction idea.
Unrelated I also need to come up with a better name for Atticus, Abirt and Simon. Like a family name.
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Fucking..new SCP called Kiss Me Through The Phone where it's a spontaneous anomalous incident where a couple on the phone would have their mouths stretched into the phone to kiss the other partner and they fuse with the phone or something fuck I don't know.
It like used to happened before we turned to smartphones maybe the fucking turn to smartphones thing was a large scale containment effort to prevent this problem from happening and the SCP becomes like terminated or something
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@perpetual-pathos Ezra! You didn't tell me you're candidate for a Bioengineering PhD! /J
tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
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