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incorrectpnatquotes · 7 months ago

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[The Jang is attempting to dethrone the Student Council by replacing the Student Council president... with Johnny.] Ollie: [Redacted] has 99% of the vote. Johnny: So, wait, I only got 1%? Ollie: Actually, you got zero. Johnny: How? [Cut to Suzy interviewing students for the election.] Suzy: Who do you prefer, [Redacted] or Johnny? Ed: I like pie! [The Newzy with Suzy headline reads: "[Redacted] 99% Pie 1% Johnny 0%" Johnny: *reading the paper* I'm kind of worried. The pie has an impressive grasp of the issues.

#original: johnny bravo #pnat #paranatural #johhny #ollie #suzy #ed #rj #stephen #cody #cody is the redacted name but nobody knows Cody is the president hence the redacted used #ALSO the Jang did vote for Johnny but the Student Council disqualified votes for people too close to the candidates #this is very obviously bs on their side and it did not apply to Cody #just go with it

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