#ALSO THAT'S A CAT. BEING OVERWEIGHT AS A SMALL ANIMAL IS SO FUCKING HARMFUL TO THEIR ORGANS!!!!!!!!!!!

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One day gonna start a GoFundMe to get this grown man out of my house so we can all live normally again

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OC Questionnaire

I was tagged by @actualanxiousswampwitch and not so much tagged as challenged by @queen-scribbles​ :P 

I am tagging/challenging you both back if you have more OCs you want to talk about, plus anyone else who has an OC you want to talk about! really, I want to know about your muses, please share them with me <3

I decided to go with Lexi from Mind Blind because she’s currently my most vocal muse, as well as Ari because I realized I’ve never done one of these for her? not sure how that happened

Lexi Wiseman

GENERAL

name: Alexandria Jane Wiseman

alias(es): Lexi, Lex, Button, Cadet Wiseman

gender: cis female

age: 20

place of birth: Chicago, Illinois

spoken languages: English, sarcasm, probably some coding language? took Spanish and German in high school, but really only remembers how to count to ten and ask where the library is

sexual orientation: bi bi bi

occupation: student at Unity’s Aeon Academy

APPEARANCE

eye colour: hazel

hair colour: brown

height: 5′8”

scars: not any major ones? She scars really easy, so even little things like paper cuts leave a scar, but except for things like that and old scars from scraped knees and elbows as a kid, Lexi doesn’t really have any scars worth mentioning. (or as Lex would say, “my scars are all mental ;)”)

burns: not really many burn scars either. a small and perfectly circular one on the inside of her right ring finger (accidentally bumped into the lit end of a cigarette), a faded line on her right calf from grazing the exhaust pipe of a motorcycle, but that’s really it

overweight: No

underweight: No

FAVOURITE

colour: green, especially darker ones like hunter green or forest green

music genre: loves music, all kinds. most of the covers she does are older pop songs, the songs that have made it into the collective consciousness, but she will listen to or sing anything :)

movie genre: action. loves a superhero movie and not afraid to admit it.

tv show: don’t think she’s much of a tv person. more likely listens to podcasts or watches twitch streams/youtube shows. I feel like she’d be a big Buzzfeed Unsolved fan. occasionally enjoys a cooking competition show like Chopped or Iron Chef, something you can enjoy without having to commit to it. Watches them with Nick because his commentary is the best part.

pastime: music (plays guitar and piano/keyboard, and knows her way around a sampler/MIDI controller), video games (especially fps, co-op or team-based online games preferred)

food: anything Nick cooks, but especially cinnamon pumpkin cookies

drink: cherry coke, sweet iced tea, iced white mocha

book: she’s not a really big reader (not that she doesn’t enjoy it, she just has other ways she’d rather spend her time), but she’ll read just about anything on the occasion she has time to. adventure, romance, mystery, poetry, whatever. really enjoys sci-fi especially, and comic books!

HAVE THEY

passed university: she didn’t go to college per se, since Aeon isn’t technically a college so much as a very particular and multi-year job training course, but she took a few courses at the local community college. Computer programming, music theory, whatever struck her fancy. Probably found something weird that she’ll never need in real life just for the hell of it.

had sex: no

had sex in public: no

gotten pregnant: no

kissed a boy: yes

kissed a girl: yes

gotten tattoos: no, but she wants one. eventually. once she settles on a design

had a broken heart: sure, in lots of different ways. the situation with her mom could certainly be considered heart-breaking...

been in love: she would deny it if you asked her, but yes. Very yes.

stayed up for longer than 24 hours: sure, yeah, why not? sleep is overrated anyway

ARE THEY

a virgin: yes. look, when you live with your brother who is a mind-reader and you have literally no way to stop loudly projecting your thoughts, sex is a tricky and awkward situation. better to just avoid it until someone comes along that’s worth it.

a cuddler: yes, very much so. Maybe a little touch-starved, despite Nick and Sally’s efforts. Someone please give her a hug.

a kisser: sometimes

scared easily: startles easily, but doesn’t actually frighten easily

jealous easily: not really. envy, on the other hand...

trustworthy: yes, but she’ll be the first to tell you not to tell her any secrets. She can’t promise what people can hear from her thoughts

dominant: not really. Can be assertive, but prefers to kind of go with the flow

submissive: not really submissive either, though maybe leans more toward it than toward dominant

in love: with her brother’s best friend. Has been for years now, expects she will be for the foreseeable future. She accepts that she will spend her life pining from afar. It’s not like Gray could ever feel the same, right?

single: yep

RANDOM QUESTIONS

have they harmed themselves: nope

thought of suicide: I don’t think so

attempted suicide: no

Wanted to kill someone: no

rode a horse: nope

have / had a job: her situation makes it a little difficult to work normal jobs. I would imagine she makes money through patreon with her music, and she will eventually have a job at Unity as a MIV, once she finishes at Aeon

have any fears: loss of control (again), not being good enough, abandonment, rejection (specifically being rejected for things she can’t change; she’s fine if people don’t like her for her personality, some people just have bad taste)

FAMILY

sibling(s): older brother Nick, relationship status: besties against all odds

Parents: John and Hope Wiseman, relationship status: fucking complicated

children: none, she is baby

pets: none

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Aurienne the Sparrow

GENERAL

name: Aurienne the Sparrow. She had a last name once, but she doesn’t remember it.

alias(es): Ari, Little Bird, The Sparrow Queen

gender: nonbinary female/demigirl

age: 23

place of birth: Andoran, she assumes. It’s the first place she remembers living, at the very least.

spoken languages: Common, Elvish, a little Celestial thanks to her sister

sexual orientation: bisexual

occupation: Queen of the Stolen Lands, somehow

APPEARANCE

eye colour: light gray

hair colour: black

height: 5′10”

scars: a thin but deep and ragged scar across her throat that she normally keeps covered by a scarf or choker or high collar; arrow puncture in her left shoulder; long line on her inner right thigh from a greatsword that almost cut her leg off entirely; a few other minor ones

burns: a few on her fingertips from accidents with her flaming crossbow

overweight: No

underweight: No

FAVOURITE

colour: gold

music genre: punk and all its subgenres :)

movie genre: she loves a musical, all musicals

tv show: dramas and monster of the week shows. wants a tv show that’ll make her cry

pastime: music (when she’s feeling confident enough to give it a try again, which is… a work in progress), reading, silly but harmless pranks. Loves to meditate a surprising amount, just sit in silent contemplation.

food: samosas, lemon macarons

drink: matcha latte with white chocolate syrup

book: has a deep and unending love of poetry

HAVE THEY

passed university: nope, didn’t go to school

had sex: yes

had sex in public: …...perhaps

gotten pregnant: nope

kissed a boy: yes

kissed a girl: yes

gotten tattoos: yes, seven sparrows down her spine. recently, the one on the back of her neck got a tiny little crown over its head :)

had a broken heart: yes

been in love: yes

stayed up for longer than 24 hours: yes, but rarely

ARE THEY

a virgin: nope

a cuddler: sort of? I think she wants to be, but is scared to let herself be vulnerable like that. Will happily cuddle with anyone who initiates, though

a kisser: not really, unless she’s in a mood

scared easily: yes, but hides it well

jealous easily: nope

trustworthy: very

dominant: not really. Prefers to let others take the reins (probably not the best trait for a queen, but as she is quick to tell people, being in charge was never her idea)

submissive: most of the time. Probably a big part of why she and Tristian took so long to get together...

in love: yes, with a literal angel

single: she’s not sure??? like, they haven’t really made anything official yet, but no one would ever look at the two of them together and not think they’re a couple. they should probably have a talk about that soon

RANDOM QUESTIONS

have they harmed themselves: no

thought of suicide: yes

attempted suicide: no

Wanted to kill someone: yes

rode a horse: yes

have / had a job: former mercenary/adventurer, former baroness, currently queen of the Stolen Lands? She’s still not entirely sure how that happened

have any fears: helplessness, losing those she loves, being silenced (again)

FAMILY

sibling(s): twin sister, Auriel the Dove

parents: both deceased (I should probably name them at some point…)

children: none. Maybe someday...

pets: an owlcat named Headchomper, a red panda named Ember, an orange tabby cat named Tiger, a giant black wolf named Baron who is technically her sister’s animal companion and also technically her nephew

[itsnotpatsy]

TAGGED BY: @pulitzerpanther​ TAGGING:  JUST DO IT

NAME: Patricia Walker NICKNAME: Patsy, Pats, Tricia, Trish GENDER: Cis Female AGE: 33 DATE OF BIRTH:  Unsure as of yet, but feeling like a Leo. OCCUPATION: Child Star, actress, New York’s most radio talk-show host of TrishTalk on WNEX, current vigilante known as Hellcat, National City’s most adored radio talk-show host of Cat Grant’s CatChat

██▒ APPEARANCE

EYE COLOR: Hazel HAIR COLOR: Naturally ash blonde, darker roots, highlighted a much lighter gold HEIGHT: 5′10″ SCARS: Prominent grid of dotted scars along both lower back and lower abdomen where Dr. Malus performed the genetic editing surgery, varying ones received during her recent vigilantism OVERWEIGHT: No UNDERWEIGHT: Tries not to be, though often does not succeed. Has been pretty solidly grappling with this all her life

██▒ FAVORITE

COLOR: Soft, soft yellow, though she’s more likely to wear bold primary colors ANIMAL/S: Genuinely loves dogs, though they’re too messy for her, and has a soft spot for cats MOVIE/S: Greatly adores old movies and has little knowledge of newer ones as a result. Loves Lauren Bacall but Marilyn wins out. Has always had a terrific soft spot for Gentlemen Prefer Blondes TV SHOW: Extreme affections for documentaries to pass the time with. Ones on money laundering or crime are her favorite, though she can admit to a trashy affection for Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Avid watcher of Mythbusters and How It’s Made FOOD: Nothing An affection for most French food. Fois gras, duck confit, chocolate croissants, creme brulee DRINK: Water. In a glass. Poured like whiskey. Out of a water bottle. What the fuck? Also, sparkling water BOOK: Trish has a certain affection and interest for philosophical texts, read often with a companion to clarify some of the more complex concepts and think a little deeper into it. She has a distaste for trashy magazines, and memoirs sort of feel too invasive for her. She really happened to like Virginia Woolf’s A Writer’s Diary for Woolf’s absolutely sardonic tone. She had to read A Room of One’s Own in college and adored it

██▒ HAVE THEY

PASSED UNIVERSITY: Eventually, yes HAD SEX: So, so, so much HAD SEX IN PUBLIC: Absolutely GOTTEN PREGNANT: No, thank god KISSED A BOY: Yes KISSED A GIRL: Yes, and the scandals have rolled in about it GOTTEN TATTOOS: God no HAD A BROKEN HEART: Still does BEEN IN LOVE: With one person, really STAYED UP FOR MORE THAN 24 HOURS: Still does, unfortunately

██▒ ARE THEY

A VIRGIN: Hah A KISSER: Absolutely SCARED EASILY: Very jumpy, extremely paranoid, can’t handle aggressive behavior or raised voices JEALOUS EASILY: Absolutely TRUSTWORTHY: The very most loyal IN LOVE: Fuck you Jessica SINGLE: Yes

██▒ RANDOM QUESTIONS

HAVE THEY HARMED THEMSELVES: Trish’s method of indirect self-harm was a lot of drinking/drug use/reckless sex (which is, admittedly, still a problem for her). She does have a tendency to, in high stress situations, press hard enough into her knees to bruise THOUGHT OF SUICIDE: Absolutely, and still kind of grapples with passive suicidal ideation along the lines of ‘what if I didn’t wake up/what if I got hit by that bus’, etc. ATTEMPTED SUICIDE: Yes, and it resulted in a massive OD that led to rehab WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE: Numerous people. Still does DROVE A CAR: Drives a Toyota Yaris HAVE/HAD A JOB: Currently unemployed HAVE ANY FEARS: Clowns, small space, wide open spaces, crowds, having no control over herself, having no control, her mother, anything happening to Jessica, the list goes on

██▒ FAMILY

SIBLINGS: God no PARENTS: Dorothy Walker, Joshua Walker (left after being pushed out by Dorothy, no clue where he is) CHILDREN: No, and she is terrified of the idea PETS: No, but she’s always wanted one, though has trouble getting over the terrified hump that is caring for another living organism. She kills plants and feels extreme guilt for it every time so she’s ceased that practice