#ALSO SANTA'S [REDACTED]?!!?!?!? WHY DID HE BRING IT UP!!?!?!??!

[caramelmochacrow]

my god i got my second ending for ze w my sibling and. i fucking HATE. ace. i hope he just. he lives a terrible life that bitch.

[leos-regression-cove]

All The Lessons I Never Learned

13. Room Repair

Synopsis: Loki was a little late on ordering all the furniture and toys from Frigga's list, so they came a little later than expected and he didn't have time (or motivation) to set up the room on his own, so now Thor needs to help him unbox toys, put together furniture, and carry heavy boxes.

Word count: 998

Stand Alone?: no 13/13 of initial arc

Warnings: no warnings apply

Notes: I promised myself this story would be "slow burn", both when it comes to the rebuilding of Loki and Thor's brotherly/caregiver-&-little bond and the future plots with [REDACTED NAMES], but alas… I have no impulse control. Bring on the fluff. You've waited 13 chapters. Here you can have a taste before I plunge you, dear reader, into the depths of the sweet soup.

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It was only three or four hours until Thor woke up, and although it wasn’t ideal for Loki, he woke up too, to the sound of his morning work alarm which he had neglected to turn off. 

The first thing he did was check the other side of the bed for wet spots, then asked Thor if he needed something else to eat while making himself a cup of tea. 

More furniture was scheduled for delivery that afternoon, just after one, so up until then, Loki got to work setting up more of what he had been able to get on short notice yesterday.

It was all unpacking, or “nesting” as Thor and Frigga called it. 

When deliveries came, Thor helped his brother lift things and move boxes into the apartment one by one.

However, afterwards, the little made no motion to help Loki with unpacking the boxes or putting together furniture. But, this problem was remedied when Loki asked if he could have a “big strong boy” to help him out, and the preschooler leaped into action and immediately took a box that Loki handed him and began to open it. 

With his rather strong, and tall, brother on his team, the boxes just began to go quicker from there, as Thor would play “find the item” and Loki would open up the packaging and put it together for him, and together they��d decide on a location for it together. 

Some pieces of furniture, like the rocking chair, were simply in boxes, fully assembled, for Thor to just take out and set inside the room which, after the bookshelf, and rocking chair had been added, actually started to look like a little’s bedroom. 

After that, the brothers could begin with the fun parts: the toys, books, and clothes which they worked through together-- the pieces which didn’t need much setting up or preperation. They could just go into the drawers or in closets after being taken out of their boxes. 

To Loki’s surprise, his brother seemed to actually have a fairly good grasp on not only how to sort things, but also how to fold his clothes and organize them in an aesthetically pleasing manner, putting his books and clothes away in the dresser and closet without Loki’s prompting as soon as the adult brought in the boxes. 

“Loki? Why’s hvit?” 

“Hm?”

“Why’s hvit?” Thor pointed at the toy ambulance Loki was taking out of the package. 

“Oh, it’s white because… um… the elves at Santa’s workshop wanted to repaint it,” he lied. “They restored all your toys. See? That’s why they’re all neat and in packaging.” 

Thor nodded. “Why dinn’t he get Mjolnir?” he asked, a little sadly. 

“Because Mjolnir’s perfect as he is.” Loki told him while busily wrestling with a few zip-ties. 

A quick bathroom break allowed Loki a moment to survey the state of his apartment outside Thor’s room, and to realize that there were at least four more boxes to unpack plus the play kitchen that he’d be shipped in a week or so.  

“Why don’t we take a break for the day?” he sighed after poking back into the nearly completed, and already crowded, nursery. 

But instead of agreeing as expected and maybe asking about lunch, Thor whined and threatened another fit. 

“Do you want to keep going?”

“Mjollnir don’t have his cradle! How’s he gonna sleep?!” the little whined. 

“He’s a snake, I’m sure he can just sleep with you like he did on the plane.” 

“No! He’s a baby!”

“You slept in my bed, why can’t he sleep in yours?”

That did not help. 

Loki sighed, pinched the bridge of his nose, and opened up a couple more of the boxes, building the doll cradle first, which barely fit into the corner of Thor’s bedroom, and then the highchair which Thor insisted went at the table by the kitchen. Finally, a 9-bucketted, primary colored, toy rack, unfortunately had to be set in the living room, right next to the credenza under the TV.  

By the end of it, Loki felt as if he had a colossal glistening, neon sign looming above his head that said “I’m A Caregiver” in huge colorful letters as he looked around his apartment. He slunk down onto his couch and rested for a minute. 

“Loki! Loki, wanna play?” 

“Absolutely not,” Loki answered as he emotionally deflated. 

“But, brother!”

“Big brothers need their naptime, too, little one. I’m ever so tired. Won’t you play by yourself for a few minutes?”

Thor huffed in response to that and left. 

At first, Loki assumed that meant that the little would follow his instructions, but soon he came back with his stuffed snake and crawled onto the couch next to him, nestling into Loki’s lap and making himself comfortable.  

Loki looked down at his elder little brother inquisitively, and asked what he was doing. 

“Napping with you,” Thor replied, not realizing how much he was crushing Loki’s legs, which the adult pretended not to mind. 

Instead, he let Thor stay there, petting the little absently as if petting a cat and accidentally causing him to chuckle and twist a little bit when Loki accidentally tickled a sensitive part of his side. 

Maybe if he could keep things like this, life wouldn’t be so hard. They could make this work.--

“Brother? Can we watch TV?” Thor asked. 

“Yeah, what do you wanna watch?” Loki tiredly asked with his eyes still shut, fumbling for the remote he knew was on the side table. 

Thor hummed as he considered. “Um, do you have Peppa Pig?” 

Loki searched for it and put it on for Thor before needing to turn the volume slightly down to save his ears from the child (or at least child-sounding) voices and music, but Thor took the remote and turned it back up almost immediately. 

Well, maybe this would still be a little hard. A little bit. 

[robgrayofficial]

Happy Saturday Deplorables!This is u/IvaginaryFriend here and I'm back to delver all things spicy and dank from the past week! Before we get started if you happened to miss any past recaps you can check those out here!Now onto the recap!Sunday, December 23rd:🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:The only way to stop drugs, gangs, human trafficking, criminal elements and much else from coming into our Country is with a Wall or Barrier. Drones and all of the rest are wonderful and lots of fun, but it is only a good old fashioned Wall that works!I am pleased to announce that our very talented Deputy Secretary of Defense, Patrick Shanahan, will assume the title of Acting Secretary of Defense starting January 1, 2019. Patrick has a long list of accomplishments while serving as Deputy, & previously Boeing. He will be great!I just had a long and productive call with President @RT_Erdogan of Turkey. We discussed ISIS, our mutual involvement in Syria, & the slow & highly coordinated pullout of U.S. troops from the area. After many years they are coming home. We also discussed heavily expanded Trade.Unthinkable devastation from the tsunami disaster in Indonesia. More than two hundred dead and nearly a thousand injured or unaccounted for. We are praying for recovery and healing. America is with you!We signed two pieces of major legislation this week, Criminal Justice Reform and the Farm Bill. These are two Big Deals, but all the Fake News Media wants to talk about is “the mistake” of bringing our young people back home from the Never Ending Wars. 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Presidential Harassment has been with me from the beginning!President @RT_Erdogan of Turkey has very strongly informed me that he will eradicate whatever is left of ISIS in Syria....and he is a man who can do it plus, Turkey is right “next door.” Our troops are coming home!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Rand Paul is a national treasure!YouTube is hiding the dislikes in this Bernie Sanders videoHow did California turn blue? Reagan offered amnesty in return for border security in 1986. Amnesty happened, and border security did not. Never forget: You CANNOT trust the left to play fairly on these issues!David Hogg Announces His Acceptance at Harvard -- After 12 Colleges Reject Him for His Less than Stellar School RecordSenator Rand Paul's 2018 Festivus Tweetstorm🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:Hey ‘Pedes! 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I DO, and it is being fixed!For all of the sympathizers out there of Brett McGurk remember, he was the Obama appointee who was responsible for loading up airplanes with 1.8 Billion Dollars in CASH & sending it to Iran as part of the horrific Iran Nuclear Deal (now terminated) approved by Little Bob Corker.AMERICA IS RESPECTED AGAIN!The only problem our economy has is the Fed. They don’t have a feel for the Market, they don’t understand necessary Trade Wars or Strong Dollars or even Democrat Shutdowns over Borders. The Fed is like a powerful golfer who can’t score because he has no touch - he can’t putt!I never “lashed out” at the Acting Attorney General of the U.S., a man for whom I have great respect. This is a made up story, one of many, by the Fake News Media!The Wall is different than the 25 Billion Dollars in Border Security. The complete Wall will be built with the Shutdown money plus funds already in hand. The reporting has been inaccurate on the point. The problem is, without the Wall, much of the rest of Dollars are wasted!Saudi Arabia has now agreed to spend the necessary money needed to help rebuild Syria, instead of the United States. See? Isn’t it nice when immensely wealthy countries help rebuild their neighbors rather than a Great Country, the U.S., that is 5000 miles away. Thanks to Saudi A!I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!Christmas Eve briefing with my team working on North Korea – Progress being made. Looking forward to my next summit with Chairman Kim!I am in the Oval Office & just gave out a 115 mile long contract for another large section of the Wall in Texas. We are already building and renovating many miles of Wall, some complete. 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In fact, I want more tweets, more everything (especially winning)❗️ AND I’M CORE AF‼️ 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 I don’t think Redacted knows what core even means...SADNEW JERSEY: FUCK YOU – 1 Million Gun Owners to Become Felons Overnight – Residents of New Jersey were given a deadline to turn in their gun magazines or become felons overnight, and so far, no one is complying.🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:Leftists nowadaysNever forget when Trump helped Kevin find the lobby. Merry Christmas!Santa voted Trump!Hmmmm 🤔My wife whipped up a batch of racist, white supremacist alt-right cookies for Christmas day. DELICIOUSTuesday, December 25th:TODAY'S ACTION:President Trump Participates in a Christmas Day Video Teleconference with Members of the Military🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:Merry Christmas!I hope everyone, even the Fake News Media, is having a great Christmas! Our Country is doing very well. We are securing our Borders, making great new Trade Deals, and bringing our Troops Back Home. We are finally putting America First. MERRY CHRISTMAS! #MAGASIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:President Trump in the Oval Office on Christmas Day, speaking with military service members stationed at remote sites worldwide to thank them for their service to our nationMerry Christmas from the border road. We’re still here, and we still want our Wall!TV Guide Calls Actor Chris Pratt 'Problematic' for Hunting and Raising Lambs on His Farm==I have no clue who he is (other than what the article gave) but if he's a hunter and raises lambs to eat from his own farm that gets him bonus points from me.FITTON: Merry Christmas from Judicial Watch--Thanks for your strong support this year!🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:An oldie but a goodie!yes, I'm that oldGive a man a jingle, he will jingle for a day. - Teach a man to jingle, he will jingle all the way.Thanks to this woman for these unique times we all live. 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Do the Dems realize that most of the people not getting paid are Democrats?The Democrats OBSTRUCTION of the desperately needed Wall, where they almost all recently agreed it should be built, is exceeded only by their OBSTRUCTION of 350 great people wanting & expecting to come into Government after being delayed for more than two years, a U.S. record!The reason the DACA for Wall deal didn’t get done was that a ridiculous court decision from the 9th Circuit allowed DACA to remain, thereby setting up a Supreme Court case. After ruling, Dems dropped deal - and that’s where we are today, Democrat obstruction of the needed Wall.“Border Patrol Agents want the Wall.” Democrat’s say they don’t want the Wall (even though they know it is really needed), and they don’t want ICE. They don’t have much to campaign on, do they? An Open Southern Border and the large scale crime that comes with such stupidity!There is right now a full scale manhunt going on in California for an illegal immigrant accused of shooting and killing a police officer during a traffic stop. Time to get tough on Border Security. Build the Wall!I totally agree!Brad Blakeman: “The American people understand that we have been played by foreign actors who would rather have us fight their battles for them. The President says look, this is your neighborhood, you’ve got to stand up to protect yourselves. Don’t always look to America.”This isn’t about the Wall, everybody knows that a Wall will work perfectly (In Israel the Wall works 99.9%). This is only about the Dems not letting Donald Trump & the Republicans have a win. They may have the 10 Senate votes, but we have the issue, Border Security. 2020!CNN & others within the Fake News Universe were going wild about my signing MAGA hats for our military in Iraq and Germany. If these brave young people ask me to sign their hat, I will sign. Can you imagine my saying NO? We brought or gave NO hats as the Fake News first reported!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Tens of thousands of /r/politics NPCs are rooting for the American economy to collapse.I believe that Melania is first FLOTUS to visit a combat zone since 1969. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.UPDATE: DOJ Colluding with Clinton Email Scandal Witnesses!President Trump, first lady back in Washington after surprise visit to US troops in IraqNot the Onion. This is actually on CNN right now. WTF?!CNN slammed for trashing Trump’s visit to troops, criticizing soldiers for bringing MAGA hats🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:Obama NEVER Missed Seeing The Troops On Christmas Day!RIP to Richard Overton, America’s Oldest Veteran and most badass citizen 🇺🇸Obama NEVER Missed Seeing The Troops On Christmas Day!This is AmericaLiberal news says soldiers were "forced" to be polite for Trump's visit. 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Either we build (finish) the Wall or we close the Border...... ... .....Honduras, Guatemala and El Salvador are doing nothing for the United States but taking our money. Word is that a new Caravan is forming in Honduras and they are doing nothing about it. We will be cutting off all aid to these 3 countries - taking advantage of U.S. for years!Thank you to Sean Parnell for the nice comments on @foxandfriends about the troops wonderful reaction to Melania and I in Iraq and Germany. Great things are happening!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Army pilot: Media sank to a ‘new low’ by trashing Trump’s visit to US troops in war-zone IraqNPC has a meltdown in a vape shop. THIS is how you handle radical leftists.Trump was RIGHT AGAIN! Bombshell! WaPo's Khashoggi Was a Propagandist for Terror-Tied Nation Trying to Change US Policy, Major Scandal for WaPoRolling Stone article about Snoop Dogg and his posse violently gang raping Jimmy Kimmel's makeup artist backstage. 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All Texts Demanded!I am in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come on over and make a deal on Border Security. From what I hear, they are spending so much time on Presidential Harassment that they have little time left for things like stopping crime and our military!Just had a long and very good call with President Xi of China. Deal is moving along very well. If made, it will be very comprehensive, covering all subjects, areas and points of dispute. Big progress being made!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:This is Reggie, Officer Singh’s brother. Lurking shills, before downvoting him, take a good hard look at him. If Ronil’s killer were deported on his prior DUI arrests, he would be here today. Stay strong, Reggie. We are with you and every Angel Family who has suffered due to this border madness.CNN spent the entire year supporting, defending & promoting illegal immigrants. Okay. CNN ended the year by attacking United States military personnel in Iraq. Okay. The truth is clear. CNN is a pro-war, anti-America news network.Swedish state broadcaster SVT ran an article claiming that the gruesome ISIS-inspired murder of two Scandinavian girls in Morocco "had nothing to do with Islam," before warning Swedes that sharing a graphic beheading video of the incident could result in up to four years of imprisonment.BREAKING!!! Angela Merkel: Nation States Must "Give Up Sovereignty" To New World Order!!!The anti trump vape employee has been fired. Go easy on the negative reviews now, this was one idiots actions not the store owners🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:The Reeeeee Heard 'Round The World....You’re welcome.MAGA!Safe to say Melania is the most beautiful FIRST LADY!WEEEW LAD!!Of course, no recap is complete without some tunes to get you jamming on this beautiful Saturday:Why iii love the moonReconcileLowlifeFadedPussy MineOrange ShirtMAGA ON PATRIOTS! #robgray