#ALSO I KNOW I SPELT CANNIBALISM WRONG

[saytrrose]

I hadn’t even clocked in yet

[critterkiddo]

tumblr user @/korephilia supports Ezra and Katie openly and has posted links to their own cannibalCafe.

Probably spelt things wrong, idk if this is allowed, I am dizzy, God speed.

Oh we saw them on our notes, its best to just ignore them and let them scream into a void.

Thanks for letting us know they have a cannibal cafe, as that site is known for spreading CSEM.

"wrong side of history" Its funny how they always seem to forget exactly why they are hated.

[orisaspirin]

Micah (sorry if I spelt it wrong) is so cool! Like, really really awesome.

Can you explain their full backstory please?

Also can I be friends with them, they seem like a cool person to be friends with (if that's not strange).

Of course! Sorry for being late to answer by the way, I was very busy with life and all.

Now, onto the backstory ✨

Before we continue, please note that none of this is following canon and don't try to correct me on anything. I know most of the canon story, I just don't care at this point.

After the Celestial War and their fall, Lucifer and his brothers were all newly adjusted to their sins. The people were having a hard time accepting them since they were known as spies or terrorists and the brothers were admittedly missing their grace. Lucifer created Satan out of his wrath but it wasn't enough for him to let it go— his brothers were also holding a deep grudge towards... Many things, as well. And so, similar to how Lucifer created Satan, the brothers cursed Lilith who was reincarnated into a human. The curse ended Lilith's magic and her bloodline and was eventually embodied as a human. This is Micah.

Micah was found as a human baby by the Sorcerer's Society who discovered that they hold an equal amount of power to the Avatars of Sin. They decided to hide Micah and raise them in secret to eventually make them the perfect guardian for humanity. Micah was raised underneath the Sorcerer's Society building, in a house-like basement protected by labyrinths, traps, magical beings and more. However, they couldn't escape Barbatos who knew that Sorcerer's Society would end up starting wars against both Devildom and Celestial Realm if they actually raised Micah to be their weapon. He was originally not supposed to interfere but his love for Micah took over his best judgement as well.

Barbatos made sure Micah was summoned to the Exchange Program with no memories of their previous life. Their previous name with Sorcerer's Society was Sasayaki Mikari, the name of a famous sorceress. Lucifer named them Micah since they couldn't even remember their name.

The rest is... Well, the rest of the story contains rape, cannibalism, stalking, manipulation, corruption and more. Let me know if you'd like to know the full version.

[swagmother]

Alright, here comes 10+ movie reviews from some miscellaneous week in March that I guess I was particularly compelled to watch multiple erotic things, feel free to scroll by very quickly and ignore me forever :

Secretary: it was alright…. Empowering in ways some might say but also sexual but not necessarily because it also begs the question: what is …. Sex(y)??? No one will ever know…. :[

All Ladies Do It: This was definitely sexual and also a solid 3/5 at a generous most, I think most people like butts so if you yourself are a butt enthusiast you’d probably have no qualms watching this

Couples Retreat: Awful…. Vince Vaughn is incidentally the inventor of guitar hero in this but it’s really just about how you should preserve bad relationships, Get this out of my face

Never Been Kissed: Another awful movie! It certainly had potential initially but things started getting exceedingly worse extremely fast, this movie does not see anything wrong with a high school teacher being attracted to a supposed 16 year old, and when it’s revealed Drew Barrymore actually isn’t 16 and is an undercover reporter, he’s like “you LIED, how could you….” Buddy…. Wow

All My Friends Hate Me: this one was pretty alright, if you have an anxiety disorder and watch this you will probably be really upset after because it turns out your friends actually do hate you and you’ve been a big pathetic narcissistic loser your whole life!!! And if they don’t think that yet, your anxiety will definitely make them feel that way soon…. That’s the moral of the story

Violent Cop: true to its name, this is about a cop who certainly has an adjective of sorts. I think this also was pretty alright, I really enjoyed the direction and cinematography which I expected because those qualities (among others) were also very strong in the previous Takeshi Kitano films I’ve seen! I do think this was my least favorite of his so far though, the SA stuff felt a little unnecessary in my opinion, plot was alright

The Boondocks Saints: I think I may have seen this at some point during highschool but if so I certainly didn’t remember. This just felt like a ginormous Tarantino rip off but it was still good ish…. Willem Defoe of course was amazing, that uhh goon for the mafia with the long hair was pretty funny… other than that I kinda hated it tbh I lied before sorry

The Worst Person in the World: I feel like i don’t have that much to say about this one but I really enjoyed it. It was just a really good movie with much pain and humor as well, i would recommend it….

In the Realm of the Senses: big sex movie, it was way more fucked up than I had anticipated and I even saw things that I uhhh I don’t know I was kinda uncomfortable! That’s all I have to say

Antichrist: big sex movie, it was way less fucked up than I had anticipated but it was still fucked up… I had been meaning to watch this for years and it did not disappoint, like I’ve been saying since the day I was born: live spelt backwards….. is evil

Ravenous: this was a good cannibal movie, and I don’t mean just like “good” but I mean it is so good its the first time I watched a cannibal movie and I was like hmmm I should definitely send my cells to get synthesized into meat as soon as it is accessible to the public so I can eat myself and make my friends eat me too and then they can get their own synthesized meat and I’ll eat them too and it will be extremely chill times

Force Majeure: if i was the wife I would’ve uhhh…. I don’t know I think just doing anything would be better than staying with this big loser…. The kids are super toxic as well and giving very bad vibes, she certainly needs to cut ties with those toxic ipad children and Mr. Loser like imagine going on a skiing trip with this gaggle of goons and you think you’re about to die from an avalanche and your husband abandons you and your children but it was a false alarm and everyone’s fine and your husband is like “haha that was close good thing I was right there next to you guys the whole time” and then he whines and cries about being a big loser the whole rest of the trip

Shotgun wedding: it was fine

The Hunt: this was also fine

Dogtooth: this was great and also really fucked up I would absolutely recommend it

Maniac: this was… I have mixed feelings about this… I think Elijah wood does a pretty good job at acting which is a really good skill to have when you act for a career. There were also some cool gore moments/practical effects but not many overall, this take on a first person pov was…. Interesting

The Stunt Woman: I thought this was good! I really enjoyed watching it, Michele Yeoh is extremely cool and it was a touching movie…

[the-master-of-space-and-time]

Ooc: intro post (what the colours are and stuff).

If you want to interact I’d advise reading.

Please don’t use italics and bold text if you’re going to interact, I have dyslexia and struggle reading when italics and bold fonts are used.

I block blank blogs.

So I think it goes without saying that this is a role play blog. Ran by Koschei (@missyshortformissilelancher). I’m just gonna answer some questions I’ve had before.

If you don’t like the mention of: murder, death, cannibalism, swearing, fighting, anything like that, this probably isn’t a blog you’d like.

What do the different colours mean?

Black- Missy (she/they)

Green- Mars, Missy’s snake (they/them)

Purple- Zero, human (they/them/he)

Blue- Mark, TARDIS(he/they/it)

Blue without font- Doctor (usually he/they but sometimes she/they)

Why does Missy often refer to herself as the Master?

They are literally the same person, I know she calls herself Missy, but saying the Master just sounds better sometimes.

When is this, isn’t Missy dead (sadly)?

Between series 9 and 10. Lots of eu stuff with her will be mentioned tho so sorry for spoilers.

You spelt (whatever word I spelt wrong) wrong.

I’m dyslexic, that happens a lot. I don’t know the different between there and their (despite being my own pronouns) and to and too so sorry if it confuses you.

Can I interact?

Sure, why not. Aslong as you’re not a bigot. If you want to just send an ask or reblog something or something. I won’t do really long ones involving me writing lots (and if you write really long ones with descriptions I’ll just read the dialogue) because I really struggle reading due to dyslexic.

Mars???????

:)-<

No, who’s Mars?

Snek.

That doesn’t help.

I get that a lot. (Mars is a snake Missy accidentally adopted when they wanted an omelet.)

How does wanting an omelet end up in a snake?

Wanting an omelet- getting an egg- the egg hatches- it’s a snake- you can’t make an omelet anymore- you now have a snake.

Who’s Zero?

Zero is one of my ocs. They are basically Missy’s companion, they are 16 and live in Whitby (no they’re not a vampire (yet)). They do swear a lot but that’s because I don’t see enough teen characters who do and that confuses me as teens swear.

How did Missy get a companion?

She ended up getting trapped in Whitby and became an English teacher so they would have access to the schools DT department where there were tools to fix her TARDIS. In Missy’s Form was Zero and (much like 12 with Bill) she saw there gay energy and sort of adopted them.

Why an English teacher? She gives off physics vibes.

I was watching Chilling Adventures of Sabrina and we like, ye she passes the vibe check. (It was that or history because of bad education).

Missy’s husband/spouse/boyfriend/wife/girlfriend?

Ye, I ship thoschei, it’s canon here.

Why does Missy not like being called Koschei?

As a trans person, I know it’s painful being called by a name you don’t go by anymore so she doesn’t like it (I see the irony with it being my name).

Why is this post so long?

I’m not good at condensing things.

Poundland?

I’m British, most things I mention will be British. Poundland’s just good (so is Yorkshire tea, fight me).

Do you like Missy or something?

Yes.

You didn’t answer my ask.

If it’s on annon, I may not have seen it.

Why does Mars refer to Missy as Mum and Ren?

Because Missy is Mars’ parent. I also don’t see enough people use non binary terms for things like this so Mars uses the female and enby ones.

Some of the stuff Missy says feels like it comes from the TARDIS wiki.

Fun that. It’s as if I haven’t got through all of classic who and the eu yet so just read some of the wiki pages when I don’t know something.

Not much of this is tagged.

Ye, I forget.

[youareunbearable]

Just saw Pet Sematary and I for one would love it if the horror genre would stop appropriating and misusing Indigenous religious mythos and imagery for their bs reasons for making something scary 

((SPOILERS i guess))

like white ppl got ENOUGH spooky shit to make a movie but i cant believe yall did that to the Wendigo like for one that wasnt even his MO like his whole thing is cannibalism and winter famines and he’s literally a spirit that possess people into becoming an ice being after they consume human flesh like this whole “oh ho ho im gonna bring back your dead ones and make them kill you for not obeying the natural order of things ho ho ho” is NOT what the Wendigo does????? Fuck off?????

like that whole plot point seems more like Harry Potter’s resurrection stone or a scorned Grim Reaper hell bent on getting whats his again than ANYTHING like the Wendigo ://// 

Also i hated that whole implication that “oh the Natives left cause this place was “””””SPOOKY””””” bunch of losers whatever im gonna mess around with their religious stuff cause im a Big Tough Macho White Man and i Know Better than everyone around me ESPECIALLY those dumb Native ppl that were here before me and tried to warn us about what would happen” like Fuck Right Off Steven King get some fucking talent good god

Also im pretty sure this wasnt even like anything or a point or whatever but Sema (how they spelt cemetery wrong) is the Anishinaabemowin word for tobacco which is one of our most sacred medicines and the first gift that Creator gave to us so that we can give thanks for everything in creation and seeing it even accidentally misused like that in the movie made me kinda bitter even tho i was probs just looking for reasons to be annoyed 

And this point doesnt have to do with anything racist i just think the mom adn the son shouldnt have died :/// they didnt do anything wrong and their deaths felt cheap and they were honestly victims in this and thats really fucking sad