#ALSO DONT BE INTIMIDATED TO SEND IN ASKS I LOVE THEM❤️❤️❤️

[thatstoomanysausages]

SPRRY FOR SENDING AN ASK EVERY TIME ANOTHER COMES OUT BUT

scar thinking about a cactus im BAWLING

keep doing these i beg of thou 🙏🙏🙏

PLEASE DON’T APOLOGISE, I LOVE GETTING ASKS‼️‼️❤️❤️ (also sorry this is a late response LMAO) and yeah,🤗 that cactus did make me gasp out loud.

And your wish is my command!!!! (Sorry it’s a lil short🥲)

MPREG JUMPSCARE (Tomodachi Life):

- I go onto the loading screen and I can already see a love symbol on Joel’s window…

- HE WANTS TO HAVE A CHILDDDDD

- SMALLIDARITY BABY

- JOEL MPREG

- So many babies lately

- Guess who’s in another fuckinf fight…

- I’ll give you a hint… his names starts with a GRIAN😍😍😍

- NO HE HAD A FIGHT WITH SCAR

- FIR THE LOVE IF GOF STAY TOGETHER

- do you think a chicken tikka masala will calm him down

- IT DID

- SO REALLLLLLL‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

- HAHAHAHAH

- And for the seventh time, everything is fine again…

- Genuinely I think this was Grian’s sixth or seventh fight

- KERALIS HAS ARRIVED💥💥💥💥

- What a surprise! Another fight!

- Though it’s different this time, it’s Impulse and BigB and they’re literally so angry they have fire surrounding them

- It’s the type of fight you quite literally have to wait out, like that’s how pissed they are.

- Anyway

- Ella is now a grown up because I sprayed her with age-old-matic pesticide or some shit

- Is this how the children age??? I forgot

- Oh, this means she can have feelings for the adults… despite them being like 40 years older than her😭😭😭😭

- I mean at least it’s legal…😭😭

- Grian is going to attempt to break up Impulse and B’s fight

- …hypocritical much????

- Brother he’s getting shit thrown at him😭

- It did not work‼️

- Who is surprised??😍

- Grian: “Timmy drew on my face while I was asleep” real‼️‼️

- OH BUT THE FIGHT HAS ENDED NOW???? WHAT

- THEN GRIAN HELPED?????

- They just kept fighting to spite Grian then ig…

- Scar: “I’d like to take Grian on a date” 😍😍💥💥💥 YEAHHHHHHH

- AMUSEMENT PARK DATE 😭😭😭😭

- Grian and Bdubs friendship😍‼️

- … I’m gonna start to keep a _ days without a fight and then I’ll just not have to change it ever

- Ren and Tango have fought

- And crazy 😯‼️ they are over it in 4 seconds

- X IS IN LOVE

- AGAIN

- WITHHHHH

- M-Martyn… hhhmmmmmm

- I mean…

- But Ahasbunds

- Trust test..?

- Should we?

- Yeah

- YEAHH REJECTION

- THANK GOD

- brother if you’re looking for loyalty go to Martyn

- WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP GOING FOR TAKEN PEOPLE

[sillylittlelemon]

Hey could I ask for a match up with someone from Saiki? If you are going to do any romantic matchups, I’d prefer men. I go by he/him.

There’s not much to say appearance wise other than I am chubby, I have piercings, and I wear glasses. Most of my styles happen to be more comfortable stuff, such as sweater vests and hoodies. I have a lot more softer features, softer cheeks, hands, the like. I also have a serious case of resting bitch face.

I am very much the type of person to stay in their own lane. However as described by some people, when I get passionate, oh dear do I get passionate. I can be a bit standoffish to many people, with many assuming that I am a very calculated type of person, and intimidating. I do a lot of personal writing and meditation, however my favorite hobby is cooking and baking. I love making sweets for my family like scones and crème brûlée, though I usually just end up eating them alone. I also just cook regular stuff as well.

My dude. I am so pumped to write this. Like- i feel like theres many ways i could swing this and im gunna have a hard time to narrow this down but im just ready to go man, like- you threw me a metorphorical bone and im ready to rip into this thing lmao

- 🤥🤥not related but can you make coffee jelly?

Saiki would take a shining to you based off your cooking, obviously. And when you make him coffee jelly for literally any occasion even if there isnt one? BOOM. Marriage papers. "For convience" 😉😉

Def just... watches you make stuff. Blank stare. Seemingly not a thought behind his eyes. He just stands there, out of the way. Uses telekenisis to get you what you need so you dont have to move around obsticles in the kitchen to get it (or risk dropping something or tripping bc im fucking clumsy and i dunno about you but ive tripped with flour and wooooo boy its rough) along with that he def helps you clean if you consider it a drag (of course you do, who actually enjoys cleaning the kitchen?) And by help i 100% mean he does it allfor you absent mindedly while he chows down on his sweets, little stars floating around his head as he enters paradise.

Also can def get down on some meditation w you, like- all this boy wants is peace and quiet. He will stil down or lay down, or however it works for you, and just... zen out. For as long as possible until nendo uses his 6th sense to track him down and drag him into shenanigans. (Or until a rock causes a girl to trip which causes a motercycle crash and a gasoline explosion and then destroys part or all of town and-)

N-E-Ways,

Im just pumping out headcanons/oneshots as fast as ican while im motivated so if you want more tell me! Send the link to this request along with your new one so i know which anon you are, okay lovely?

🫂🫂🫂❤️❤️❤️thanks for the ask, i love you!

Also i know its ooc but also im listening to this song and it lowkey tickles my brain with this character

[fairy-writes]

Hiii can i have a jjk match up please. Im a 5ft3, brownskin, sagittarius, 18,she/her im bi but lean more towards men. Im ENTPA very bubbly happy confident & energetic. I often brighten up a room & have everybody laughing. Im goofy & have a funny laugh as ive been told. Im often very laid back but at times i can get aggitated quite easily & lash out without meaning to. Im actually really lucky too 🤸🏾‍♀️I love rollerskating & running. Iam known for being sassy & good at defending myself & those i care about. I DONT tolerate disrespect but can take a joke.iam VERY impulsive so i often make bad decisions and often act based on my emotions. I have a rbf so ppl are often intimidated by me at 1st. I often get stared at and approached in public because of my figure and hair so I hope he can handle with that lol. I often come across as blunt and brutally honest at times because i dont like to beat around the bush. I often wear out my big afro or i wear braids as a protective style. Iam very educated despite always messing around in school and get good grades. Iam very opinionated so will argue with my points for hours and 9/10 i would win. Iam very laid back and often tease my friends and iam quite childish and like messing about and i like playing lazer tag and games like that. I have very weird videos in my camera roll without context that I send to people to make them laugh. I think one of my best personality traits is that I send random voice notes of cupkakkes song deep throat or just 18+ asmrs for their reactions. thank youu ❤️❤️

I hope this is alright and that you like your matchup! Thank you for requesting!

I pair you with… Megumi Fushiguro!

So Megumi is quite a bit taller than you, standing at 5’9” and all. But that just means you can take advantage of his height!

He appreciates your happy-go-lucky attitude as he tends to be a bit on the pessimistic side. He also loves that you can make anyone and everyone laugh (including him). He also loves your laid-back attitude as it is a breath of fresh air compared to Nobara’s tense and uptight antics and Itadori’s constant energetic personality. Another thing he loves about you is your defensive attitude towards those you care about and that you take no disrespect. Finally, he stops you before you can make bad decisions or, at the very least, will give advice on what he thinks may be a better decision.

He isn’t the best at rollerskating, but he does love running! Sometimes he’ll take his demon dogs on runs with him just so he has a partner, but he happily invites you along as well! He also has RBF, so people don’t often approach the both of you when you’re out in public because you both tend to be a little angry-looking, and Megumi is a deterrent all on his own.

To end, Megumi loves your hair! He took time to learn how to do hairstyles and constantly asks for tips just because he loves playing with it!

[kazuwhora]

hello lovely!! may I please get a tokrev romantic matchup?❤️‍🩹 (nsfw or sfw- whatever ur feeling like!)

the name’s Anna, she/her, an INFJ-T, Capricorn and raging neurotic lol. I’m a major over thinker and sometimes I’m too cautious too. I value my “me time” but love to go out with friends and drink lots occasionally (balance is key as they say). I’m pretty open to people and tend to have my heart on my sleeve for them, my love language being acts of service and quality-time:-)

I’m 5’4”, hourglass figure but with a lil chub (esp on the tiddies). Dark brown straight hair, dark brown eyes, swarovski nostril stud, a lil gap between my front teeth, freckles - I also do love to wear a bit of a bimbo type clothing as it makes me feel confident!

I’m studying to be a psychologist, sexologist to be specific and that’s my biggest hobby rn, besides dancing and Japanese culture!

Also - sorry for the anon ask. Been stalking your blog for a few weeks now (even at work lol) and it’s been making my days brighter ever since, but I’m still a closeted weeb hehe😚 have a lovely day/night and take care of urself!❤️

hi love! dont worry about the anon ask- I think its v intimidating to come off anon especially when talking about yourself in such detail! ty for sending me a request and supporting my blog ily <3

im going to match you up with Rindou!

one of the first things that made me think of rindou with your description was your comment about being a massive overthinker! rindou is the type of guy to be pretty reserved and introverted. he seems cold on the outside, and keeps a lot of this thoughts to himself. what is typically seen from him is somewhat of an act or display for others, as he spends more of his time observing and analyzing. for rindou, having a partner who is an overthinker is something that is kind of perplexing to him honestly. because he's so straightforward and analytical, he's able to provide that objective perspective and rework your thought pattern before it gets to be too much for you. this comes fairly naturally to him too, so don't start overthinking about whether or not it's a burden or a pain in his ass!

rindou also appreciates the introverted aspects of your personality that aren't so introverted that you push him further into seclusion. he appreciates the balance you maintain, encouraging him to come out for drinks followed by much needed downtime thereafter. rindou sometimes struggles with balance and can find himself leaning on either edge far more often than he finds himself comfortably in the middle. this is something you provide for him, and the returned favour.

lets fucking talk about the way he goes crazy for your style. because hello? rindou loves a smart introspective girl who's personal style COMPLETELY contrasts her personality. he thinks its hot seeing the confidence you gain from your clothes, and will 100% be the one to try and drag you out shopping for more clothes. he's gonna wanna come all the way to the fitting rooms with you though because he wants to drool over you in public and he might try to get a little handsy with you right in front of everyone. speaking of which, because of you he has a big thing for exhibitionism, and an even bigger thing for mirror sex. he loves positioning you right in front of the mirror and making you watch him fuck you. like damn, it drives him wild and he probably wont last long like that so maybe cover up the mirrors if you want anything longer than like 5 minutes? shdfjhx he's just so obsessed with you its kinda cute

[corset]

all of the warm colors for the crayon colors ask ❤️!

this got REALLY long and took forever lmao sorry Macaroni and Cheese: What makes you think of your childhood? nothing in particular? i dont really remember much of my childhood at all if im being honest...sorry :( i guess sand bc there was this huge sand pile i used to play in as a kid next to our house? Bittersweet: Has someone you loved ever hurt you? i mean yeah Cotton Candy: What is your favorite dessert? plain french cheesecake Shocking Pink: Is there a trait that you have that others don’t expect from you? im not really sure? i think some people expect sometimes irl from the way i dress or talk that im going to be really offstandish or mean or intimidating or something? online im not really sure how i come off but i dont think a lot of people expect me to be as open and “soft” as i am, or to like really “cutesy” things...ive had some people be really surprised that i have a bunch of stuffed animals lol Dandelion: What’s a pet peeve of yours? i dont like when people touch me, make weirdly familiar jokes with me despite me not knowing them, put the towels on the rack/hanger wrong, leave kcups in the coffeemaker, wear their shoes in the house, come into my room without knocking, etc etc Atomic Tangerine: What gets you motivated to do a difficult task?  uh. caffeine, speedcore music, and hopefully a good mood Tickle Me Pink: How do you try to cheer others up when they’re sad? ive been told i generally offer pretty good advice, but sometimes talking isnt what a person needs so i try to send them things they might like, or if i can i’ll buy them a snack they like/food or maybe listen to music with them or just listen to them vent? honestly sometimes people just need company so i try to offer that ! :} it really depends on the person and the situation! i try to be adaptable Wild Strawberry: Do you care what others think about you? not particularly, but some days are worse than others with how self conscious i feel World Wide Web Yellow: What was the last thing you looked up? the bittersweet crayon bc i had no idea if that counted as a warm color or not bc i didnt know what color “bittersweet” was supposed to be. before that i looked up a lighting mod for ts4 Sunny Side Up: Do you like waking up in the mornings, or would you rather sleep in? i love waking up early! i actually greatly prefer it! i feel best when i wake up around 7 :-) Rose Dust: Describe your aesthetic in five words or less. glowy, gloomy, sparkly, or dark Freshly Squeezed: What excites you? love, cats, talking to my friends, food, playing games i like, seeing characters i like, tiny objects? like those little miniature scale objects you put in dollhouses? i really like those for some reason Firefly Red: What gives you purpose? improving myself, love, growth, and happiness, whether it’s my own or other’s! i really want to enjoy and live life Jack ‘O’ Lantern Orange: What’s your biggest fear and why? im honestly not really particularly scared of anything? i guess my greatest fear has always been just being completely alone/unloved by all my friends bc i have abandonment issues or what have you Petal Pink: Describe your fashion sense as well as what you’re wearing right now. i like deathrocker type fashion and anything black really. i also like glam looks kind of mixed into that? so like really big black fur jackets and sparkly necklaces i guess. rn im just wearing a comfortable shirt and some plaid pajama pants lmao Fuzzy Duckling Yellow: Is there something from childhood that you haven’t outgrown? my stuffed animals and my need to basically nest when i sleep lmao wrapping yourself in fuzzy blankets is unsurpassed. Razzle Dazzle Rose: Describe an ideal date. not to be extremely cheesy but im literally just happy to be around and spend time with the person i love. i know that’s like, a really lame answer but it’s honestly the truth? i guess i just prefer when things are quiet and we can have time alone to ourselves at some point! other than that im pretty much satisfied. (oh but if it’s Ideal i do get to eat at some point lol i love food)