#ALSO CELLBIT BEING JEALOUS OF HIMSELF LKJHGFDFGHJKJUHGTFRDFGHJK PERFECTION

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Look. Look at me. Directly in my beutiful brown eyes. Yes. You need to read this fic. Yeas, right about NOW. BECAUSE HOLY FREAKING FUCK!!!!! BRUH!!!!!! I literally don't even know how to START to talk about it because there is no way this fic is 16.000 words long. I didn't even FEEL the time flying as I read it because every scene is so well constructed, so well described that it's just delightful to accompy those characters as their relationship and feelings are shown and cultivated right in front our eyes.

I LOVE how in character everything is. I love to see Cellbit being a MENACE to society, how methodic and CARING he is!!! It's in his words, his actions, his expressions and everything! And it complements so so well how actually crazy, silly, expectant and actually daring Pac is. I love the context and the trust and the care and the playfulness and the joy and the friendship here so so so sooooo much.

That being said you don't EVEN get me started about how actually UNHINGED and TOTALLY NOT NORMAL AT ALL they are for each other.

Spoilers under the 'read more'

Cellbit being THRILLED in finally FINALLY having a healthy way to hunt, catch, drill and make Pac descend into madness is *chef kiss*!!! The way that he was literally so HAPPY in going into his dramatics during the entire hunt, how he watched every single expression and pushed every button with all the teases, all the compliments, all the silliness and playfulness and gave Pac every single opportunity to run away, to stop and escape if he wanted. How mean and yet extremely comforting he was, literally using the tickles to PRAISE HIM and TELL HOW MUCH IMPORTANT AND GREAT PAC IS LIKE!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE KIDDING ME!!1THAT IDEIA IS GENIUS!!! GENIUS I AM TELLING YOU!!! ABSOLUETALY GALAXY BRAIN! COMPLIMENING SOMEONE AS YOU LOVELY DESTROY THEM WITH TICKLING I AM DYING I AM SCREAMING ON MY PILLOW I AM THINKING ABOUT THIS TO THE END OF MY DAYS

AND PAC????? My dude is having the TIME OF HIS LIFE HERE!!!! The way that he gets so flustered and crazy and giddy and giggly just at the HINT of Cellbit knowing how much he would love for Cellbit (Cell?) destroy him and willingfully walking DIRECTLY into the danger (I mean, there was some chasing but REALLY PAC??? REALLY?? YOUR HIDING SPOTS WEREN'T THAT SUBTLE LETS BE HONEST HERE) over and over again not only, literally taking any and every changes to push Cellbit's buttons as well and poking fun and being CUTE at him like come ON you know exactly what you are doing WE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

Also love you did Cellbit's feline traits here I am hugging my phone I am trhowing it at the wall and biting it

["Foi divertido?" He didn't need an answer, he saw in Pac's eyes already. Cellbit took one step closer to Pac, who remained still as if paralyzed. Then two. Then three. Then more. A low purr rose in his chest, his tail looping loosely around Pac's ankle as they stood closely together. "Você tá nervoso, Pac?"] THE WAY THIS BROKE ME IN A MILLION OF PIECES I WAS SMILING SO BIG JUST AT THIS PART LIKE LET'S FUKING GO YEAH YEAH GET HIM GET HIM GET HIM

And I know that I allready mentioned this before but I truly LOVE how every tease is in character. Like, of course, the usual teases are GREAT but the way that every word, every question and phrase was carefully treaded and callculate to destroy Pac because it held a special meaning for them both? THIS!!!!! THIS IS GOLD!!!!!! LITERALLY SO PRECIOUS AND WORTH TO BE SHOWN ON A MUSEUM WHAT THE HECKKK HOW CAN YOU BE SOCREATIVE AND FABULOUS HOW DAREEEE!!!!!

Also, I can not describe in words how close to actually screaming in rl I was when Pac decided to get Cellbit back and my BRO WAS IMMEDIATELY OVERPOWERED LIKE COME ON YOU BOTH ARE SO TRANSPARENT LIKE PLEASE PLEASE!!! MY DUDE DIDN'T EVEN TICKLED YOU FOR HALF OF A SECOND AND THE BIG BAD TICKLE MONSTER IS ALREADY MELTING SMILING LAUGHING *PURRING* NON STOP PLEASE PLEEEEASEEEEE

This woke a feral part of me thank you so much for this fic I will be thinking about it forever.

Catch. Release. Repeat.

Fandom: QSMP

Characters: Lee!Pac, Ler!Cellbit + brief Ler!Pac, Lee!Cellbit

Warnings: Mentions of kidnapping, mentions of substance abuse, mention of implied suicide, terrible (horrible, no-good) coping mechanisms in my humble opinion, mentions of predator and prey but they're not TOO important, mentions of murder and cannibalism, a couple mentions of Q!Forever

Word count: around 16.400 words (yeah, I know)

Summary: Recovering from the Happy Pills, Pac sits alone with his thoughts in the Hide-and-Seek arena. Cellbit promised Pac he wouldn't be alone. He intends on keeping his word.

A/N: Cellbit called Pac "Queridinho" with proud/affectionate connotations once, and I've been holding them between my teeth and shaking my head back and forth like a feral animal ever since <3 Ngl, I wrote this because I wanted Cellbit to hunt Pac for sport but in a way Pac would find fun and that wouldn't send him into trauma response mode, thus this fanfic was born. Some things in this fic are a little (or more than a little) fucked up if you squint. It's a Celltw (Cellbit and Pactw) fic. I had to make it fucked up <3 There's not many people from this fandom here, I think, but I just wanted to keep it archived here where my other fics are!

Flashbacks will be shown between brackets and in italics. [Like this.] A different memory between each pair of brackets.

Some words/phrases hold extra value for the characters, whether because of sentimental value or because of inside jokes. These words/phrases will be written in portuguese since it's the characters' native language, but I will put the translations at the end of the fic.

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