#ALL OF THAT

[bombabo0]

Leshy from cult of the lamb

No cut and alt version under the cut, there's also a little stupid bonus jajaj he was hungry

[jaztice]

EVERYONE IN THE WBN FANDOM! LET'S PLAY A GAME!

Put in the tags what your S wizard name would be!

[drulalovescas]

The visible space between TRA and XX on the mixtape. That gets me.

[modmad]

still not recovered from how good the latest 3 episodes of Dr Who have been. years of healing. I am refreshed, relieved, rejoicing. The Curse of Moffat is Over. the evil has been defeated.

[tideswept]

(gently opens your door)

Have you ever written the *gasp* "OH NO THERE'S ONLY ONE BED" trope? Absolutely biased, because this is my favourite trope of all time. 😇

I haven't! And I'd like to hear what makes it your favorite trope! Never been one that caught my eye, honestly, but, HMMMMMM if I were to write it...

ohohoho. I got it.

I'd make Anakin and Obi-Wan ex-lovers. Divorce AU. They have to attend the twin's graduation (the twins live with Padme) and Anakin was already going, of course he was, those are his children, he's so proud of them, but UNBEKNOWNST to him, the twins think the whole situation is sad and plead Obi-Wan to come, too.

Since it's a last minute thing for Obi-Wan, but like hell he's going to miss this, he tries to get a hotel room but ooops! everything is booked SOLID in town.

So the twins appeal to Padme who goes "I gotchu babes" because she ALSO sees that Anakin is just a sadsack pretending to not be a sadsack even three years after the divorce, and puts them in the same room. Where they have to share a bed.

Anakin: What Padme: Well, you always told me it was a civil separation. Can't you be civil and coexist in one room for a couple of days? For your kids? Anakin: I know what you're doing and I'm going to get you back for this. Padme: :) :) :)

So there they are. Probably haven't seen each other in person since the last day in court. Haven't spoken in over a year. (Padme purposefully gives them the SMALLEST room in the house, so one of them sleeping on the floor isn't even really feasible.)

And there's lots of stiff nods and hellos and awkward silences when they're finally alone together, away from the party and shouting and the laughter. Obi-Wan has more gray in his hair, more lines around his mouth; Anakin just got his first gray hair, which he ripped out instantly, but now, looking at this beautiful man that used to be his, he feels foolish about it.

To their credit, they manage to successfully walk on the eggshells long enough to get into bed, both of them starting off at the very edges. It hurts, because it reminds them of how the last few months of their marriage went. The cold wall of silence.

(By morning, they're sleeping so tightly wrapped up in each other that it's hard to tell where one ends and the other begins.)

[nyaskitten]

Hey wanna see how autistic I can be about Harumi and Lloyd and how toxic and tragic and hateful and pitiful they are ... jumps around the room insanely

[crewdlydrawn]

Me, trying to unlock my phone:

My phone, refusing to register my face despite good light and a perfectly respectable angle:

[boy-kisser-in-theory]

whenever someone asks what i want to do in the future, i just want to tell them that i want to marry a man and raise children with him better than the way my parents raised me and have all those little moments and actually love them and just hold my kids for as long as they’ll let me and hold my husband and be the good person they deserve to have and finally feel the love that i don’t have right now but instead i have to answer with something about the degree i’m getting.

life is cruel.

[unreversedumbrella]

watching cardcaptor sakura fills you with beautiful thoughts like "they didn't need to be cousins"

[chewwypepsicola]

late summary

[theshadowrealmitself]

Naruto: I call this attack “rasenshuriken” cause it’s like the rasengan but you throw it like a shuriken!

Minato: And this is my attack, I call it the “rasen flash super circle dance howl stage 3”, just because :)

[confusedgeckotree]

Something something they say never meet your hwros but I did once in a discord server and actually they're really cool. Anygays

[toshidou]

Tumblr can try to silence babygirl Simon, but I refuse to let them. God gave me a big mouth for a reason

Welcome back to Simon getting therapy for his parental issues, and the prescribed treatment is a Dilf and his Milf of a wife

It starts out innocent enough, with Price giving him more praise, maybe even throwing in an “atta boy”. Bringing his wife around more , and her making Simon food in addition to making Price’s because he deserves it, and he’s a big boy he needs to eat, and that military garbage can’t possibly be enough for him.

The outfits she shows up in are already giving simon issues. Heels, and tights, with a skirt and blazer just do it for him, he likes the authority. But when she shows up in tight jeans and one of price’s old t shirts? Dear GOD. She has that full figure and a little tummy pouch that simon wants to lay his head against

It doesn’t help that she coos and fusses over him when she visits. Always giving him praise for his work, Price telling her he’s one of his best men as they exchange a knowing look.

Something about the both of them makes the man Ghost keeps locked away, Simon, so comfortable and safe and cared for. They treat him so sweetly, and with such care he can’t help but let himself sink into their warm embrace.

Eventually they start being a bit bolder with their gestures and their remarks. Price subtly grabbing a feel during sparring, or taking too long in the shower so ghost catches him in nothing but a towel. Catching ghost during an insomnia bout and making him tea, maybe even rubbing his shoulders. Mrs. Price making innuendos about him, her sweet touches moving away from innocent. She’ll absolutely use her cooking to her advantage, especially when price mentioned that he sometimes forgets to eat. Not in her house.

And not a single being in this world could help him when they finally get him into bed. 👀👀👀

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i literally just passed out

[humaforever]

Am I so Huma obsessed that every time they talk I think it's adorable? Because I think this is so absolutely, heart poundingly, adorable and I don't even know why.

[pikaboops]

yeah okay. played the epilogue. my merry band of friends and heroes had some tragic undertones but damn. i almost cried. like three times. ok wow yeah. baldur's gate 3 my favorite game now and for all time unbeatable forever