#AHEEM HEEM HOLDS THEM

[one-winged-dreams]

There's a three step process to looking at anything involving Toji with his late wife and that's

Step 1) Cute!

Step 2) Okay but what if that were you?

Step 3) Hopital

[loverdotpng]

I thought about pretty men too hard and now I have a s/i designed

[bellshazes]

I was wanting to write a different post but like what is the joke when etho says he wants to one up bdubs for once in his life. obviously it's predicated on bdubs' usual egotistical perfection bit, which is funny because bdubs is always doing it about something he's not relatively good at (despite that he's usually at least competent at it, e.g. redstone). but it really doesn't feel like the joke is that etho thinks he's so much better than bdubs and is doing the same words vs reality contradiction. if anything it is a classic etho aheem heem complaining works situation where he is genuinely latching onto the fast horse lording from previous seasons (not just of the life series but frankly since beyonc?, Taylor swift, and the horse timer). in fact despite bdubs being the one to say etho cuts him down when he does give critique, but bdubs bullying etho about the guardian farm in the opening of double life got an audio clip and resulting action in etho's lp. but bdubs agrees with etho that behavior was an ego thing, which is true, but it's because bdubs is anxious about how he thinks everything etho does is perfect (post minecon livestream) and does ego exaggeration as self deprecation. Must we then conclude is that ethos joke is that he genuinely thinks highly of bdubs and it's funny to uno reverse the bit while avoiding having to be plainly sincere to bdubs face instead of soley within the safety of solo asynchronous recordings?

no. I think mostly they are stupid, and emotionally constipated, and they love beating a dead horse. pun intended. any excuse to hold grudges neither of them can take seriously bc the thought that people might think they ARENT good friends makes them end the joke prematurely. they don't know what they're doing otherwise they'd have shame

[finniestoncrane]

What if- Reader begged Arkham Riddler to fuck them? And so they have chair sex, Reader being on Riddler’s lap. While he roughly fingers reader while also rubbing his cock against reader’s ass? 👀

Reverse

Arkham!Riddler x GN!Reader, word count: 550 aheem heem yeah this is RIGHT up my street anon i love chair sex, i love being fingered, and i love arkham eddie what's not to love???? request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: nsfw, reader has a vagina but there's no gendered language used, fingering

“Please, Eddie… come on… I’m begging you!”

The famous last words before you were lured over to where Eddie sat at his work bench, the wheels of the shabby desk chair squeaking under him as he pushed back to make room for you.

One finger curling inwards, slowly, menacingly when paired with his infamous sneer. Beckoning you towards him where he made you stand and watch as he unzipped his carpo pants and pulling free his stiff and ready cock. With his palm firmly pressed around the length, he stroked up and down once or twice before he shook it, teasing, playfully.

As you moved to take a seat on his lap, however, he lifted his finger again, rotating it as he tutted and shook his head. Turning in front of him, you waited until you felt his hands tug at your hips, pulling you onto him with your back to his chest. Jostling you forward onto his thighs, he made enough room for him to grip his cock, wincing as he slapped it against your lower back, pressing it between your cheeks as he brought you closer to him again.

Eddie was silent behind you, save for the growling in your ears that sent shivers down your spine. His breath, far more stable than yours as it hitched in your chest with every slight movement, every time you felt his warm cock against your skin, his head sticky with precum that he let spill onto you.

Leaning back into him, he brought his arm around your front, wrapping you in an embrace, his face buried in your neck as he inhaled deeply, peppering kisses where he could reach through his smug chuckles. His palm slid down your abdomen, reaching into the front of your underwear and stroking your lips, fingertips gentle at first before he pressed his filthy, caloused fingers between them. Dipping them inside of you, he gripped his cock tighter, holding it against your lower back as he lifted you slightly, bringing you even closer.

With his length between your cheeks, he gently rolled his hips, relishing the friction as he sandwiched his cock in your ample flesh. And with your body now at a better angle, he could thrust his fingers up inside you, pumping them in and out, holding you to him,one hand around your neck, holding your chin, keeping your head stable as you arched your back in ecstacy.

It was taking everything in you to holdback on your orgasm, to prolong the pleasure, but it was a futile effort. Soaking his lap in the process, you came hard, trembling and shuddering as he kept you as balanced as possible against him. His fingers kept working, flitting back and forth over your clit as you screamed, body jerking violently in overstimulation, the overwhelming pleasure only stopping when you felt the sudden warmth of his own orgasm, his cum spurting between your back and his abdomen.

And with a final, low and rumbling chuckle, he lifted you off, zipped his cock back in his pants, and turned back to his work as though nothing had happened. His lap, darkened with your sweat and slick. His shirt sticking to his slender abdomen with his own cum.

[merbear25]

Aheem heem.. I'm new to tumblr n this is my first ask but congrats on the milestone!!

Might I request headcanons with Vash, fem!reader, 💍 marriage/👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 family au? Domestic stuff with him makes me so happy <:]

Hey, hey! Thank you for the request and welcome to Tumblr! I hope you enjoy your time here 😊 There is no escape, you're here forever. 😊

Vash deserves the world, so I'm happy to write this for you! I hope you like it 🥰

Marriage and family AU headcanons. Vash with a fem!reader.

First and foremost, he'd be the most attentive husband and father by making sure you were all well-taken care of.

You'd never be left in the dark about how much he loves and cherishes you; he wears his heart on his sleeve and if he's allowed himself the joys of married life and fatherhood, he wouldn't feel the need to hold back unconditionally showering you in affection.

Finally finding those with whom he could live without the fear of rejection, he'd thank whatever brought you into his life.

It probably took him awhile to get used to the idea of settling down ―always having to be on the run damaged him to a point he once thought he'd never be able to come back from.

I could see him wanting a big family. He has so much love to give that he'd adore being able to create multiple bundles of it with his wife.

When you were pregnant with your first, he was admittedly very worried about how his genes would affect the baby's health. Thankfully, everything went smoothly.

When he first held each and every one of them, he knew he'd made the right choice to fight for humanity all those years ago―purity being embodied in those tiny beings was irreplaceable.

Aside from helping out with the basics, he'd enjoy reading to them above all else. He'd put on all the different voices fitting to the story. Seeing their eyes light up was something he'd never let himself forget.

He'd be supportive throughout all the hardships you encounter together.

Even when you have quarrels, he'd never raise his voice―always wanting to keep a level head going into things.

[hypocriticaltypwriter]

What if Nancy found out what ace and the cobras did to Chris, vern , Gordie and teddy after they found the body how would she react?

And does ace's actions will drift Nancy away from him? I just finished watching the movie and I found there was a book about it

And omg when I tell you I fell in love with the gang and I was looking through Tumblr for ANYTHING I came across your blog and now I have a ton of questions 😂I'm sorry

Oh I think for the first time in her life she'd be really mad. She cares about those boys and can't stand how mean Ace is to em. If Ace ever did somehow have her find out about the whole body situation they got themselves into, she's not happy, and she's probably holding that grudge for a good while. Up until the point he'd probably beg her to just look at him anymore.

Honestly, I'm sad about the books 😔 I feel like I shouldn't cut them out and just solely focus on the movie but yall can't do that to by pathetic jackass. I can't bare it aheem heem whimper🥺💔

[kudzucataclysm]

:3

[tunastime]

aheem heem… hello dearest mutual… uhm… renthubs + 14 mayhaps? :3c

14. bruised / kissed (x) (1285 words. help. you guys made me terrible)

It’s late, and the basement of the monolith is already starting to seep through with cold. Etho runs a hand up the back of his neck, trying to work out the tension from sleeping funny the night before. He’s been in this position for a good part of an hour, tracing out the lines of blueprints half understood. He sighs.

"Knock, knock."

Etho straightens, startling. He turns in his chair to notice the outline of Ren in the doorway of his workspace.

"Oh, hey, Ren,” he says, relaxing his shoulders. Ren smiles at him, his ears perking up.

“Mind if I come in?” he asks, raising his eyebrows. He’s carrying a cup in his hands.

“No, no,” Etho waves his roommate in, patting the desk, as if to say join me here, the space is yours, too. Which. A few months ago, may not have been the case. As Ren pulls from the doorway, Etho squints into the rest of his living space. "Is Bdubs..."

Ren shakes his head.

"No, he's asleep."

Etho nods.

"Ah,” he says, leaning back against the desk. He tucks his leg up against the back, tilting his head. “What're you still doing up?"

Ren sits at the edge of the desk. He glances behind him for a moment, making sure that, when he inevitably wags his tail, it won’t knock anything over. Etho smiles, something warm weaseling up next to his heart.

“Oh. I couldn’t sleep. I figured I might,” Ren taps his fingers against the cup he’s holding and Etho watches him glance between it and his face. “Uh, see if you wanted company until you went up.”

Etho smiles and his eyes crinkle. “Thanks.”

Ren nods. After a second, he holds out the mug he was holding to Etho. Etho reflexively holds his hands out, before Ren even speaks. He shifts in the chair to meet him better.

“Here,” Ren says. Etho holds the warm cup in the cradle of his hands. It smells sweet, almost like cinnamon, or nutmeg, some dark spice he can’t place. 

“Oh. It’s...” He furrows his eyebrows. Coffee. 

“You don’t have to drink it now,” Ren blurts. His ears pin back. Something in his voice asks I don’t know if you like it. How does he say I’ll drink it for you? Ren continues: “You can wait until I leave.”

“I appreciate it.” Etho laughs, setting the cup down. That alone seems to make Ren’s shoulder’s relax. Etho sees his ears twitch. He settles back again, draping his arm over his knee. Ren tilts his head, just a bit, waiting on the inevitable question he must sense in Etho’s posture. "What did I miss today?"

Ren grins. The way it lights up his face. Etho wants to bottle whatever that is. "Oh man. Plans. All across the floor,” he spreads his hands, glancing over at him. “We spent twenty minutes trying to lay them out but my god when we did. Etho have you seen—"

Etho leans forward. "The color on them?"

Ren swings out, bats at his arm. He bats him back.

"And the design!” Ren says, rocking back, gesturing wildly with his hands. “They don't even look like someone could build them. They're inhuman!"

Etho nods, watching Ren try so very hard not to wag his tail. Etho says, pressing his hands together:

"He's been developing this new way of shading things so that the gradients create the texture for him, he's redefining—"

"Negative space," they say together.

"Exactly,” Ren sighs. “Wow."

Etho hums. Ren settles back against the desk, both hands behind him.

"It's nice having someone else to look after him, y'know,” Etho says. Ren inclines his head, ears perking up.

"Bdubs?"

Etho smiles.

"Mhm."

Ren huffs out a laugh, pressing a hand to his chest. He dips his head, as if it’ll prevent Etho from seeing the flush on his face.

"It's. An honor that you trust me to do it."

Etho traces the lip of the cup. He shrugs.

"Sure. You're an easy guy to trust."

Ren shakes his head, smiling, voice carrying a sheepish laugh.

"Please."

"I mean it."

“I know, I know,” Ren says, still laughing a little. There’s a lull, just for a moment, the two of them sitting quietly. Ren looks into his hands before he speaks again, quiet and still smiling.

"I care about you too, y'know."

"Yeah?" Etho snorts. But Ren sounds too sincere when he says it. Etho replays scenes in his head. Little things. Moments. Ren makes him breakfast. Ren tells him to be safe. Ren says to go to bed. Ren brings him tea. His favorite tea. Ren listens. Ren leans back in when Etho leans against him, too tired to walk back alone from another redstone project. Ren trusts him to critique his building, something he’s only ever been asked to do by Bdubs. Bdubs leaves them together. He tells Bdubs late one night that he likes Ren. It isn’t the stronger word. But Bdubs lights up nonetheless. He’s reading his mind. And Ren says:

"Yeah,” in a soft voice.

Etho feels something in his chest seize. He pushes the mug forward on the desk to put his hand down, pulling himself out of the chair and to a stand. 

“Ren,” he says, his hand half outstretched between them. Ren glances over.

“Hm?”

“I, uh,” he swallows. For some reason, the words don’t sound right in his mouth. Not like he can’t say them, but that they’re suddenly not good enough. There is something much too bright and great in his chest to be encapsulated by words alone. He holds his hand out, palm up, and Ren, after a beat of hesitation, sets his hand on his. Etho turns his hand over. He reads over the fine lines of his hand. He wonders if he were to run his thumbs over his palm if it would be softer than his own. Maybe. Maybe.

Etho sighs to settle his nerves. He feels his hands start to twitch, just a little, so he squeezes Ren’s hand and watches his fingers curl reflexively. Etho reaches up and tucks his fingers under one of the loops of his mask.

“I figured this was right,” Etho says. “Given the circumstances.”

Ren’s eyes are wide. 

“What circumstances are those?” He says like the breath is caught in his chest.

Etho unhooks the mask from one ear, then the other. It’s. His hands are shaking. He swallows hard. He hears Ren take in a breath that sounds too sharp to be good.

“I uh, I think,” Etho manages. He sets the mask on the table. He lets go of Ren’s hand. “I just figured out what loving a new person feels like.”

Ren holds his hand in the space between them. When Etho meets his eye, Ren’s gaze flicks over his face. He’s smiling. He’s smiling.

“How long you been figuring it out?” he asks.

Etho smiles, too. “A while, I think.”

Ren’s tail is wagging. Etho is smiling. Ren’s hand is coming up, not to trace his scar or his mouth of too sharp teeth or the split of his lip. He holds the right side of his face in his hand and he’s smiling. He traces the rise of his cheek and Etho leans into it. He feels something bubble up in his chest that might burst and take him with it.

“Yeah,” Ren says. "Me too.”

And he pulls Etho to him. (And Etho goes, kisses him. All his confessions have been with a kiss. All of them are just as sweet. And when Etho sleeps tonight, he is bracketed by two people who love him.)

[ronpatrash]

They install a sky light in their living room, they like to watch the stars till they fall asleep when they are really missing kaito.

They fall asleep together holding eachother with kaitos jacket in the middle of them to make sure he’s able to see the stars he loved so much.

aheem heem whimper

[wizzycore]

strike three ,,, arc 3 grandma raven vibes i will not elaborate

YOU ARE ALL SO INTELLIGENT. I LOVE YOU ALL MY FOLLOWERS MWAH KISS MWAH KISS! MWAH KISS!!!!!!!!!!! (note, if my analysis seems lacking: i just finished empryea part one!)

lets BREAK it down!!!!!!!!!!!!!

raven's narration of mellori's childhood! "sinful thoughts" -- of chaos, of boredom, of the squirm of wanting to do things!! raven is OBVIOUSLY involved in mellori's life, almost as much as baba is -- her divine and mortal selves hold their parents hands just as tenderly as one another. and raven's voice, unlike baba's, is all about guiding. guiding her into order and duty. guiding her into her "destiny".

raven AND baba yaga -- raven is the one who gave baba yaga the instructions to shelter mellori, and so she obeys. mellori complains, wah, wah, im so bored, when will you let me go to the arcanum, (mellori voice) when can i see the world!!!! but. but theyre RIGHT. THEYRE RIGHT. THE WORLD DOES WANT TO PLAY AND BREAK HER LIKE A TOY SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF (<-- STARTS CRYING PROFUSELY)

:(. torn apart by your barbarian peers -- the bat :(. :(. the semi-divine working under spider to use her, to tear her open to break the chains. even as mellori is captured shes still as bored as she ever was. :(

RAVEN, TELLING MELLORI ABOUT SPIDER AND HIS SONS !!!!!!!! FIRING HER UP AGAINST THEM!!! THEY WANT TO TRAMPLE EVERYTHING WE LOVE (THE SPIRAL) BECAUSE OF """REASON""" (OH BOO HOO I STOLE SOME HEART) !!!

speaking of the heart -- a thousand is more like a billion, depending on how you believe in chronomancy, but -- you could take the first pair of lines a couple of ways, maybe about the first world, maybe about the making of the phrophecies?

most importantly in the latter pair -- the rush for the chaos heart, suddenly unlocked by the ability to send the semi-divine through the aethyr to chase it.

ALSO -- the chronocle! a lock has sealed this tower where i keep my time oracle! but no more! now mortals know the secrets of how i made the spiral! etc.

MELLORI GETTING CAPTURED. THE SUN IN MIRAGE. THE "FULLY-LOADED GUN"-- THE SECRET OF HER SEMI-DIVINITY.

okay, i think of this as both about yw AND mellori. i think that theyre alike in a lot of ways -- but the latter set of lyrics belongs to mellori. and the spiral too. (at least... until the end of empryea part one....). raven is trying as hard as she can to keep the spiral afloat against the chaos, against having some fun (derogatory).

gestures nonsensically. the vision in the astral plane

GESTURES NONSENSICALLY. THE VISION IN THE ASTRAL PLANE.

OK NOW IT SHIFTS. INSTEAD OF SPEAKING TO MELLORI NOW RAVEN SPEAKS TO YW. "YOU GOT OFF THE HOOK" WITH SPIDER -- AND YET YOU STILL PRACTICE SHADOW MAGIC, YOU STILL ACTIVELY WORK AGAINST ME BY DARING TO BE TAINTED. BUT YOU KEEP WAFFLING BETWEEN US... YOU KEEP NOT COMMITTING TO KILL SPIDER... SHADOW ...... YOU PLAYING BUDDIES WITH A MONSTER... SPIDER.... AND BAT!!!!! WHINEEEE AHEEM heem

okay im continuing this in a reblog. #girl.

[inthepercolator]

for the character ask : coop coop ofc >:)

Hehehooheehooheheoo yessss >:]c

favourite thing about them:

I know this is more headcanony but I love how outright autistic he is !!!!!!!! He’s strange and it’s not even hidden or anything he’s a funny little guy!! Also the deep connection he’s able to create with Laura and his compassion :]

Least favourite thing about them:

Off the top of my head? How much of a bitch he was to Bobby in the pilot lmao

Favourite line:

“The sound wind makes through the pines. The sentience of animals. What we fear in the dark, and what lies beyond the darkness….I’m talking about seeing beyond fear, Roger. About looking at the world with love”

Love love loveeeee twin peaks is about so many things and love is one that holds the most significance for me <3

brOTP:

Cooper and Lucy <3 they r best buddies and talk knitwear all the time <33 also Albert!! And Diane!! Aaaaaaa

OTP:

Coopy and Harry ;u;

nOTP:

Cooper and audrey,, if u ship that kindly leave my blog and block me >:[

Random headcanon:

He came out as trans to Caroline while they were dating and she was really happy for him :)

Unpopular opinion:

Uhhh idk there’s a lot of talk about coop being too invested in Laura’s case to the point that he loses objectivity? Eh I don’t vibe with that and I don’t think it’s bad that he was so moved by the death of an underage girl who was sexually abused,, reading of a character based on if they r a good detective or not is short sighted to me away way..? Idk shdjdjdj

Also people talk about him being naive and whatnot when he talks about twin peaks but I disagree, showing interest in something doesn’t mean u don’t know it’s got a dark underside, Cooper was well aware of that and I don’t think ppl should see his hope and optimism as a character flaw but that’s just me idk

Song I associate with them:

I have a playlist aheem heem ;v;

Favourite picture of them:

It’s too hard to pick just one..

[rotshop]

I want info on fish person and 2B. Please? Aheem heem whimper?

(GRABS YOU SO QUICKLY AND TIGHTLY U MAKE THE MOST DEFEATED SQUEAKY TOY NOISE EVER CONVCIEVED) /POS

ok ok so. so. so um. so. please consider ; marine biologist 2b who's mostly on his own. maybe he lives out in the middle of the ocean either completely on his lonesome or with a few other co-workers he's not close to. please consider how he's incredibly careful when he's working with animals, maybe he's a little more open and kinda rambles and chats with them even if he knows they cant rlly respond.

pls consider when he comes across you who is very clearly like nothing he's ever seen or heard of before and maybe ur injured / tangled in wires or something. consider how he's so quick to get you out of the water so he can help (we'll say for ease you can breathe above land but you struggle with walking and prefer the water) you. consider how he would be so curious about what you are, carefully and quietly questioning you so as to not scare you. consider how he would carefully hold your face in his hands or trace just along the gills on your neck or brush along ur tail with that glimmer of pure curiosity and wonder in his eyes . just consider that.

[a-tesseractis]

✌ ✿

funny munday questions

✌ :  Fondest role-play memory, between muses?

     buhHHH DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE....

     Just a shortlist because every thread I have with him makes me happy [if they didn’t, I wouldn’t write them]:

@fairestfall - Every interaction Cand had with Ealga [bro that’s his mom!!] and Snow [they are holding hands]. I still read back on those old threads and go <3333.

@roskaarotta - Cand and Molly’s Entire Fucking History, okay. Seeing them grow from their very first meeting to unhealthy and abusive relationships to “wow we actually hate each other holy shit” has been utterly wonderful. Plus Mori’s been my friend forfuckinever and has always been patient with my slow reply speed so that’s been a delight.

@r0dpest - I STILL NEED TO REPLY but haha the “hey do you wanna be god, buddy?” thread thus far is SO good. want more evil shit like that in my life!!

@origcmibird - cand just being an unsettling nuisance to kubo is Good and Fun. can’t believe kubo wouldn’t play tag with him, damn :pensive:

     if you’re not on here and we thread / talk regularly, it’s because i could literally never describe the shit we discuss in a way for dash to understand. also VC shenanigans dont count, though i 100% adore them yes. i love y’all so much.

✿ :  Fondest role-play memory, between muns?

     AHEEM HEEM HEEEEEM.

     if we VC and/or chat ooc, you count here. 

     i also very specifically remember a mutual [that i don’t know the url of / if they deleted] that i remember chatting with so much. we’d fleshed out all sorts of ship stuff, it was adorable. i miss them deeply and have no clue where they vanished to :( i hope they’re doing okay wherever they went.