#AH I LOVE THIS

[sallowsunshine]

Hufflepuff! MC and Sebastian Headcannons

Sebastian thinks all Hufflepuffs just follow their friends like lost puppies, but after you beat him in that first duel, he's so impressed, he finds himself following you around like a lost puppy.

While Sebastian doesn't play on the Slytherin quidditch team, he goes to every Hufflepuff match to watch you and is surprised by how athletic you are.

Basically, you break every preconceived notion Sebastian had about Hufflepuffs.

You get Sebastian to walk you to the Hufflepuff common room every time you hang out by promising to sneak him some pumpkin pasties from the kitchen.

The librarian LOVES you, even though you constantly sneak into the restricted section with Sebastian but he always covers for you, so she has no idea. She thinks you're a goodie, and your fake innocence drives Sebastian mad. You even try to tell the librarian it was your idea one time, but she doesn't believe you and blames Sebastian for corrupting you.

In the winter, you constantly "forget" your scarf and Sebastian will unravel his own and wrap you up, covering your nose, mumbling about how you'll catch a cold.

[mrstsung]

Tfw your opponent makes a fatal mistake.

Sorry i love the trope where you think you've won. But the other character starts laughing.

Yup,you're fucked.

This is bonus for characters who are getting their ass handled to them. More so if they aren't really the "fighting" type.

The tiger is sleeping,she isn't dead.

The kindness,gentleness,is a choice.

For your health's sake.

God this trope is so sexy *chef kiss*

Especially on women characters. But it could be on anyone regardless of gender. I just love me an underdog giving the just comeuppance. Hee hee >:3c

This is lady tsung btw my self insert oc and some random kombatant.

[wejustvibing]

.🫶🏾

[lilybug-02]

This little character I found some months ago wants to give you pão de queijo. Do you accept?

Bliss.

[crazeddelirium]

[wonwoonlight]

crying at seventeen personally posting youngbae's CD on instagram sjdhfbjshdfjsafsd

[snarkspawn]

did I doodle this mostly so I had an excuse to draw this spite reaction image?

(YES HAHAHA YES!!!)

[inkskinned]

because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.

you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.

you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.

don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.

if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.

you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:

how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!

aren't you happy yet?

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The squad of all time has arrived on scene.

[akanemnon]

Tough crowd.

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MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

[crows-home]

part of my nimona viewing experience. idk why but i got super emotional in the first five minutes.

ID by @peachygos

[ID: A comic juxtaposing screenshots from Nimona 2023 and drawings of a person watching the movie. The first screenshot is Ambrosius's introduction; he grins at the camera as the news anchors introduce him, his name in big print on the screen. The person watching thinks with a bored expression, "Ah. Ok. This guy is gonna be the jackass. Typical golden-boy stuck-up prince that thinks he's better than the underdog. I see where this is going.

The next screenshot is of Ambrosius and Ballister on the platform above the arena, Ambrosius doing his news anchor bit and saying, "Aaand will Ballister be broody on the biggest day of his life?" Ballister laughs at his antics. The person watching now has a small smile, as they think, "Huh! Aw, they're actually nice to each other and are friends! I wasn't expecting that, that's nice-"

The third and final screenshot is a shot from behind of Ballister leaning his head on Ambrosius's shoulder. The caption reads "the knighting ceremony is just moments away." The person watching now has a touched, soft expression, like they're holding back tears. They think "OH." as a partially transparent doodle behind them bends over crying and blubbering, with another doodle showing their heart shot through with an arrow. /end ID]

[pebblume]

pots n picks week day 6: bartender au

based on this wonderful fic by saeo on ao3! go support them!!

[sophfandoms53]

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS THE COOLEST MOTHERFUCKER EVER NO ONE IS DOING IT LIKE HIM IM LOSING MY MINDDDD MY BOY IS SO BACK

[corviiids]

in the one (1) month since i watched death note for the first time i sure have been doing a fucking posting

bonus:

[egophiliac]

roll out the red carpet guys we're going to the SHAFTLANDS