#AGDGAHGDYDYUSUA

[sole-screws]

Honestly I’ve been extremely hyper fixated on the movie Laid to Rest recently and like-

Reader being hired after bitch boy Preston had been terminated??? Yes please

Like honestly the reader is really good at their job but they honestly have no idea what they’re doing half the time and is honestly so close to losing their shit.

And like- the only reason that Jesse started to tolerate them is because they’re funny as hell. Not because they tell jokes- no, it’s because of their awkwardness and constant muttering under their breath of things that doesn’t even make sense.

Jesse Cromeans walking in on y/n looking back and forth at the can of coffee in one hand and an energy drink in the other

Y/n muttering: the outcome of combining these two drinks would either have me finish all of these paperwork before 5 or kill god

Spann walking in: Sir-

Jesse signing: shush I want to see what happened

Y/n slowly combining the two drinks while crying and laughing at the same time: to become god at what cost

Spann: N O-

The only reason the reader got the job is because they walked into the wrong building for an interview on accident with such false confidence that they went through security without a hitch (Spann was too stunned) and busted into Jesse’s office and slammed their resume onto his desk shouting “IM QUALIFIED PLEASE HIRE ME” only to quickly walk away and trip on the way out.

Also reader is surprisingly qualified for the job??? Like sure they did odd jobs in the past, but most of those jobs and education fit pretty well, and honestly Jesse was pretty bored and wanted to see what would happen.

I’m sorry but I just love dumbass reader who’s good at their job