#ABSOULTE IDIOT

[thunderking345]

Do you have any headcanons for your Fallen Children? I headcanon that they’re descendants of the original mages and that the Cyan and Blue souls were stepsiblings (cyan being older chronologically but blue being older at time of death)

Btw, I really like your fallen children posts! 👍

Oh boi, i have many and im planning to make posts about each of my fallen children along with all those headcanons, for now ill give you a few:

Orange has a brain and isnt an impulsive idiot

None of them sacrificed themselves

The time they spent in the containers was an absoulte hell and eachothers company was the only thing that made it tolerable

Orange, Blue and Yellow are the better fighters

They all watched Frisk fight Asgore and didnt know who to root for

[sweater-daddiesdumbdork]

Amber Amber Amber Amber❤😘 you sweetest soul out there, I'm sending you a big hug because I so desperately want to hug you.

Thankyou for giving us Alpha Steve and Little one. I love them, love them love them. My heart is breaking for both of them but more for little one. She loves Steve with all her being and love the way she told him that he was her home and he took that away from her. I love how angry she is with him and that would be awesome if she come face to face with him either in human form or wolf form and fight with him. Like hit him, push him, and he wouldn't try to stop her. Steve is the king of all idiots if he thought that she is happy with Pan or Pan is her new mate. I will personally come and smack him hard if he ever does that. I wanted Steve to see Little one and Pan kissing in the waters, probably his wolf will bite him. He's making her sad. And I want Little one to use that anger on him. Her heat is coming so idk what's gonna happen. I would love to have them angry sex while still helping her with her heat. As much as I want Steve to suffer with the decision, I don't want them for anyone else. They're meant to be with each other.

Maybe she wouldn't want to take anyone's help during heat and suffer alone and Steve would realise what he had done.

Awww Babes, I am sending all the hugs your way!

Our Little One deserves to absoultely smack Steve and bite him for all the heartache and pain he caused her. For the absolute dumbassery he thought was the right thing to do instead of talking to her and admitting his fears.

Alphas!!!! pain in the ass.

Steve might be choosing to believe it? That his Little One can still have her happily ever after even if it is not with him. He saw her with Pan, saw her being happy with the panther and he just let his mind fill in the rest. (Did we ever mention Steve is a stubborn dumbass at times?)

When I think of that scenario though, its killing Steve and his wolf just a bit to see her happy with someone else. That their might be someone who is sharing a life with her and it isn't him.

Ahhh, yes her heat. It is coming, right now she is just feeling some of the effects, but how bad will it get with Steve around? The first time we met her and she went into heat, he wasn't able to stay away. 👀

We will see! Although I can see him trying to help her and she is like "Fuck off, I can do it myself." Lmao!

[sorisooyaa]

Oh Ori!!!! OMGAHHHH YOU ABSOULTE CUTE IDIOT I LOVE YOU SOOOO MUCHHHHH OMGAHHHHH

THAT SO SO SO CUTE OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I LOVE LOVE LOVED IT SOOOOO MUCHHH OMGAHHHHH

I am really so so happy you liked the moodboard, even though I just realized I made a tiny error on it.....sorryyy</3

BUT OMG LOOK AT THIIS AHHHHHHH ORI I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH

Apple of my eye

This beautiful moodboard has been made by @sorisooyaa, my beloved baby...

In an attempt to break me out of my funk, here comes a little Ori story from the sweet sheet of the @fellowshipofthefics February Bingo.

Words: 1.5 k

Characters: Ori x reader

Prompt: Kissing in the rain

Your thoughts were flickering in and out of focus as you stared at the raindrops running down the opaque windowpane beside you despondently.

The weather had been rotten for days and you yearned for sunshine and blue skies with almost childlike fervency.

“What I wouldn’t give for a sweet, golden apple,” you sighed, well-aware of how whimsical and random that thought was, and leaned your head against the cool glass.

Rainstorms always made you feel profoundly lonely; they were meant for lazy cuddling by the fire and self-indulgent poetry readings. Unfortunately for you, the one who insidiously crept into all of your daydreams of sweet, innocent togetherness seemed stubbornly oblivious to your affections and so, you were doomed to petulant moping instead.

The slamming of a door interrupted your morose thoughts suddenly, and you looked up in surprise; surely, nobody would dare brave the vicious downpour when nightfall was so close at hand. You were, after all, well supplied and there was no good reason to venture forth at this hour.

“Lassie,” Dwalin grumbled reproachfully, “take a care what you wish for!”

Startled, you scanned the room and soon realised that it was indeed Ori, the very person you had been musing about so miserably, who had left the shelter of the small hut you were perched-up in together until the storm had abated.

“What is he thinking?” you exclaimed in dismay, springing to your numb feet in alarm.

“You’ve asked for some fruit, so he went to get you what your heart desires.”

“Nonsense!” you opined vehemently. “Why would he do something so recklessly thoughtless? He’ll get mired down in the mud or lose his way in the blinding rain! What my heart desires…and he leaves, really!”

Kíli gave you a long, dumbfounded stare, his unwavering disbelief starkly evident in every single line of his face.

“Ori would try to unhook the moon and pick stars like flowers for you,” he eventually said and shook his head regretfully. “Not that it has done him much good thus far.”

The heat of indignation and of disappointed love rose into your cheeks as you strode towards the door without sparing a thought or word for the unduly forward prince.

“Bloody fool,” you cursed. “Thrice confounded idiot!” Without paying any further heed to the astonished faces turning towards you in your passionate outburst either, you threw open the door and rushed out into the onslaught of icy water fearlessly.

Immediately, rivulets of stunning cold made their way down your spine and permeated your clothes as you advanced, tottering, towards the nearby line of fruit trees on unsteady feet.

This might well have been a mistake, you conceded, but you were too proud and decided to turn back now like a beaten cur.

Soon, you could make out the beloved silhouette of a small, dainty being – leaning forward to defy the vengeful violence of the sheets of rain driving him back – moving resolutely under the shadow of the dark trees.

“Ori!”

He turned around, wiping one hand over his eyes to clear his vision.

“What are you doing? Come in! It’s raining too much for you to go trudging off alone; it’s not safe.”

With a small, slightly quivering smile, he let his other hand shoot forward and – as his stiff fingers unravelled – you could discern a beautiful, golden apple lying like an unlooked-for treasure in his palm.

“I just…you said..” Ori grimaced and took a step towards you, his offering still stretched out reverently in front of his drenched and wretchedly trembling body.

Before you could either chide or thank him, he slipped on a treacherous spot of deep mud and fell hard.

“Ori!” You hastened forward, instantly losing your balance as your foot caught on a stone that had been obscured by the churned-up earth, and slithered into him on your hands and knees. “Are you okay? Oh, you shouldn’t have!”

Overcome by worry and love, you started patting his legs and arms – checking your hands for blood every other second – in a public display of attachment you would have been deeply ashamed of if anyone else had witnessed it.

“I just wanted to make you feel better,” Ori finished his previous thought quietly. “You looked so very sad because of the rain.”

“The rain?” It was true that you were not overly fond of overcast weather, but it had not really been the storm that had soured your mood. Maybe, you thought, it was time to tell him the truth; for once, you were perfectly alone and – surrounded by a veil of water – you truly felt as if you were the only people left alive in a world made of fury and darkness.

“I have tried to make you understand how much you mean to me for weeks now,” you confessed, crawling up over his prone body and staring longingly into his wide eyes. “It was the lack of a favourable reaction from you that has dampened my joy.”

Ori blinked in confusion. “That is highly irregular,” he finally said. “I might be slow, but I am steady; thus, I have dutifully studied your glances and smiles and I’ve memorised every one of them to make sure that I was not deluding myself.”

Proffering his apple once more, he blushed furiously. “I would have fulfilled your every wish, proving myself to be caring and reliable and then, a few months hence, I might have gathered the courage to present you with a token of my undying affection, made by my own hands and accompanied by a long letter of confession.”

He looked positively distraught now, wiping at his wet hair falling into his beautiful face periodically and gazing up at you with imploring intensity. “Never would I have guessed that my reticence would cause you pain. You must believe me when I swear that this was never my intention!”

You wanted everything he had described, of course, but you desired him more; you were restless and wet, and consequently good manners and wise precaution were not foremost in your troubled mind at that moment.

“Tell me true, Ori dearest, do you reciprocate my helpless infatuation then?”

“Of course!” he exclaimed, obviously scandalised by the minute flicker of doubt in your expression. “How could I not? Take this apple as a proof of my devotion; you yearned for sweetness and sunshine, and I’d stop the very rain from falling if only the depth of my love could tear the heavenly veils.”

“Sweetness,” you mused with a smirk and leaned forward to press your lips onto his brow. “I accept what you are offering, my darling.”

That face you had been dreaming about for so many days and nights was tilted up ever so slightly and your heart understood the cautious invitation before your mind could even make sense of everything that was happening; your lips wandered across his freckled cheeks and along his soft, bearded jaw to land softly on that expressive mouth you so admired.

It was still raining hard and, every so often, you tossed your head back to draw a deep breath to avoid drowning in your greed and the abundance of water battering your back unforgivingly, but – now that you had Ori to yourself – you couldn’t stop kissing him until you were light-headed with giddy triumph.

“You’re soaked,” you finally laughed, leaning your forehead against his, “and so am I. Let’s go in and dry off; I am more than willing to share my bedroll with you until we’re warmed up again.”

His golden eyes flashed with hints of amber and onyx as he realised that you were the only one allotted a separate chamber for privacy reasons; he had never set foot in that forbidden room and the thought of being secluded with you in so intimate a manner made his blush deepen and his fingers tremble.

“Highly…” he started.

“Irregular? Indecent? Tempting?” you supplied with a wink and scrambled to your feet cautiously, grabbing his hand and pulling him up alongside you.

“Yes!”

“Well, you’ve risked your health and happiness to get me an apple,” you grinned. “I would be remiss indeed if I didn’t risk my reputation and integrity to show myself appropriately grateful.”

Once more, he looked highly bewildered by your forwardness, but he followed you back to the cabin without saying another word.

“Ah, you’re alive!” The members of his company – friends and kin – seemed both relieved and amused by the muddy, drenched, pathetic sight of your victorious return.

“Indeed,” you said, still dragging Ori by the hand and presenting your apple proudly. “We shall now retire to clean up and to celebrate the successful foray of our dearest Ori.”

You disappeared into the small room at the end of the hall under a hail of hooting and hollering; someone wisely prophesied that Ori would end up marrying you and someone else – Kíli if your ears did not betray you – predicted an outcome of a much lewder variety.

If you had any say in the matter, as you hoped you would, you’d prove each and every one of them right before long.

So, special thanks to my darling baby for this beautiful edit...

And thanks to @fellowshipofthefics for the lovely prompts and the support.

Lots of love from a very sad little me!

[fangirlingpuggle]

Dumb LMK fic prompt, where MK gets thrown back in time to post JTTW time(magic also giving him a monkey form because reasons)

He ends up being found by PIF who takes one look at him and is like ‘Are you fucking kidding me that FUCKING SIMIAN KNOCKED UP MACAQUE!’ MK is trying to explain that he is not the Monkey King and Mac’s kid but PIF is not buying it he does look way too much like the two of them in Monkie form and having the Monkey Kings powers...PIF is 110% convinced he is the Monkey Kings kid... he tries explaining that he’s the Monkey Kings successor and was human and is from the future...PIF just thinks he must have hit his head or something and is confused but is undeniably Mac and SWK’s kid.

MK is kinda scared she’s going to kill him but

  PIF: THAT ABSOULTE BASTARD NOT ONLY DID HE KILL MY BEST FRIEND

MK:Wait your what?

PIF:AND HIS MATE

MK:...WAIT WHAT?

PIF:BUT HE ALSO KNOCKED HIM UP FIRST! AND NEITHER TOLD ME! UGH I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

MK: Because it’s not true but sorry what did you say about the Monkey king and Macaque being ma...

PIF:I TOLD LIU ER A MILLION TIMES HE COULD SO MUCH BETTER AND NOW, OH I AM GOING TO MARCH DOWN INTO HELL AND DRAG THAT MORON OUT

MK:No sorry please go back Monkey king and Macaque were what now?

  PIF instead of killing him just drags very confused MK back explaining that he’s basically part of the family and she is not letting him go back to his ‘deadbeat simian dumbass’ of a father that she’s getting Mac back finding a way to get DBK out and then they’ll find someone worthy to set his other father up with no matter what he says because clearly his taste is the worst.

MK is just so confused... things get worse when he meets younger Red Son, who instantly falls head over heels for MK and MK is very embarrassed and awkward and somehow ends up letting DBK out because he moves the staff and now he’s freaking out about space time continuum and dealing with PIF matchmaking him and Red Son and everyone thinking he’s Mac and SWK’s kid.

SWK is very very confused by the angry letters he’s getting from PIF calling him deadbeat and threatening to castrate him he feels like he should be worried.

The court of heaven see MK and are like ‘…FUCK WHEN DID SUN WUKONG HAVE A KID?’ and then ‘Wait doesn’t this kid look the six eared…OH FUCK’ the court of heaven freaking out over 1)SWK having a kid who seems to have his powers oh no oh no oh no (The Jade emperor is hyperventilating and hiding under his desk) 2)SWK BEING A PARENT! And 3) SWK’s mate being dead….

It’s kinda decided very quickly that the six eared Macaque was the more rational one….apart from the unpleasantness at the end… that the court of heaven still feel awkward about cause they were meant to send someone to tell the Monkey kings mate about what was going on but sort of ….forgot (times weird and by the time someone figured it out… it was to late) so they pull some strings and Macaque is back alive.

Court of heaven: Hey sorry about all that um… please go make sure your kid doesn’t wage war on heaven…please

Mac:…

Mac:My what now?

Bonus

PIF:Oh you idiot I told you that Simian was the worst oh I’m so glad your back

PIF:…oh my the way your kids engaged to my son

Mac:…I’m sorry my WHAT NOW?

[the-travelling-witch]

ship your moots!!

have a good day!!

oh oh oh!! okay okay, i´ve never done this but i‘ll give my best for my lovelies!! ♡

@dustofthedailylife x kamisato ayato- honest, funny and charming...which of the two did i just describe? who knows... are you guys still a couple or already married because you give major domestic vibes; ayato is a busy man but he really loves spending his free time with you trying new things or joining in on your hobbies (ahem ahem, can you imagine gardening together with this man?)

@kazu-sun x kaedehara kazuha- imagine laying in the soft grass with kazuha, talking about everything and nothing as the autumn breeze curls through your hair and the sun slowly sets beneath the horizon, revealing a dazzling sky of stars for seemingly just the two of you

@kreideprinzessin x albedo- domestic life strikes again; you´re just minding your own business, living a small distance away from the city in your own little house/ cottage; klee comes to visit so often, she might as well live there already; there´s enough space for a cute garden with all sorts of herbs and flowers and a lab for albedo to blow things up-- i mean, experiment-- in a safe environment

@scaranya x scaramouche- "i would kill for you" "can you just hold me?" "...fine" kinda couple; scara is ready to throw hands if someone treats you lesser than you should be and if it´s you who´s underestimating yourself well... i hope you´re ready for some cuddles and affection because that shit simply won´t fly under his watch

@crown5 x holly- married life, end of discussion; strangers to moots to talking almost every day, a modern love story par execllence

@crown5 x ran haitani- this menace lives to fluster you and will literally remember everything that made you blush once just to use it against you later; but, on the other hand, he´s also the cheesiest romantic out there? i visualize candle light dinners in some penthouse, high above the streets of tokyo

@softbajis x rindou haitani- "you´re the bane of my existence" "but you love me" "unfortunately yes" rin acts all unfazed and unbothered to hide the massive blush creeping up his neck (you´re not fooling anybody hon); really clingy when it´s just the two of you; wrote a song for you once and proceeded to be too shy to show it to you

@virtue-and-beneviolence x shuji hanma- oh god, where do i even start? you´re 99% of shuji´s impulse control but really... should you be? teases the hell out of you to a) see you flustered b) maybe get you to shut him up with a kiss; holds things out of your reach

@bunny-rambles x albedo- soo supportive, there´s absoultely no judgement in this house and we are here for it; albedo loves listening to you, doesn´t matter where or when, you always have 120% of his undivided attention; such a chill couple, you guys just radiate calm

@ashy-lyn x bokuto kōtarō- sweet & sweet, you guys are so cute, i might get a sugar rush just looking at you; bokuto is basically a puppy of a boyfriend, is it even possible he‘d upset you? lets you style his hair in funny shapes after he showers

@kaeyatic x kaeya alberich- royalcore aesthetic; "better than you and you know it too" couple; if you guys show up anywhere together, people are torn between wanting to be you or wanting to be with you; at home you´re the silliest idiots (affectionate) though (kaeya will not let you go once he got some cuddles, you´re staying there for a while; but you don´t mind, right?)

@mari-on-dragonspine x thoma- domestic but cranked to the max; i can absolutely picture the two of you baking and cooking together; just imagine him feeding you spoonfulls of the food he made to "taste-test", he actually just loves seeing your face light up at the delicious treat; you also take care of the stray cats together

@the-mourning-stars x chūya nakahara- have you ever felt so safe with someone that you feel absoultely untouchable in their arms? and has that someone ironically been part of the mafia? because that´s chūya nakahara for you; and just to be clear, he definitely thrives on being your protector and would do more than just throw hands for your safety; imagine going on late-night flights over the city with him and never having to fear the height because you know he´d never ever let any harm come to you; lets you wear his hat

@sakuraoora x xiao- our touch-deprived adeptus tries so hard for you... and then gets completely flustered when you show the slightest bit of affection towards him, and no, i don´t think he will ever change; you´re just so gorgeous, he still can´t believe you´re actually dating him!! gifts you protective adepti charms he made himself

@awlumii x kaedehara kazuha- i´m thinking intertwined hands, hushed voices and soft giggles as you make your way home from a night in town; kazuha pulling you close to him, so that the crisp air doesn´t chill you as he quietly hums, for the millionth time that night, how gorgeous you looked today (who knows, you might find a haiku about a certain beauty on your nightstand the next morning)

@zhongrin x zhongli- "you don´t have to tell everyone about me, love" "yes, i have to, HAVE YOU SEEN YOURSELF" (/lh); zhongli very much enjoys having someone who so avidly listens to his stories, whether it´s because of the actual story or him is, well... does it really matter? but even more so, he loves experiencing new things with you or seeing your reactions to something you´ve never come across before; it gives him back the sense of liveliness he had missed for a long time

@y0imyas x al-haitham- mmh just imagine cuddling with him when he´s finally not busy, strong hands pulling you against his broad chest as he whispers sweet nothings in your ear (i´m sorry, i saw someone was having al-haitham thoughts and what kind of moot would i be if i didn´t fan the flames a little??)

if i didn´t include some of my moots it´s either because i don´t know if you self-sjip and i don´t want to make you uncomfortable or i literally forgot someone as cool as you is my moot because i still need to update my moot page oops ehe

also, no, there is no theme, thank you very much, i just wrote down what i thought of first

[spitefulsatanwrites]

unclean, overcooked

unclean, overcooked

pairing ; Sebastian Michaelis x female!reader

warings ;  none! just fluff

summary ;  Y/N stands up to Sebastian and.. he likes it?

"boy-o, this isn't looking good"  Bardroy grumbled, cigerette hanging from his tight lipped frown, he stared down at the burnt meat cutlets in front of him alongside you, his eyes full of regret and a twig of fear, "sebastian's gonna right kill me.." he added after another moment of thought in silence, and like clock work the tip tapping of his hard laced butler casual shoes coming down the hall way made them both jump, "oh, no." you mumbled, covering your mouth with a gentle gloved hand and turing away your head to look at the idiotic chef

Sebastian was already in a sour mood that day, he was on edge and nobody, not even ciel, knew why, there were guests set to be arriving for a dinner in an hour and he was barking orders at the clumsy staff left and right and Y/N being in charge of those said clutz was the most resonsible of them all and you was taking all the heat from him all day and you were just about to explode if one more damned thing went wrong.

"Damn It, Bardroy!" you spat, slamming a hand down on the counter as you heard the footsteps drawing closer to the massive kitchen, the tall blonde man jumped slightly at your tone, he'd never seen you so tense, "The meat just wasn't cookin' fast enough so.. I used me' trusty flamethrower-" you cut him off quickly, "if you burn everything, fool, then is it really trusty?"

"I have to deal with this now!" you snapped again and flipped around just as Sebastian walked through the double doors, that same 'monotone' look on his face, like he just didn't care about a single thing that was happening, "I thought I smelled something off, did we have another Mishap, Miss Y/N?" he asked, but it wasnt that simple, it wasn't just a question, it was a taunt, his way of saying 'I knew you couldn't do this' and god did it piss you off ever so much.

"Yes.. Sebastian, My apologies I-" but sebastian wasn't going to hear it, he knew you prided yourself off of being a good housekeeper and keeping those foolish crew members at bay and off his back, "I dont have time for simple excuses." was all he allowed you, moving around you to look down at the burnt meats, "but.. Ill fix this like i always do, I suppose."

your eyebrows flew up quicker then the words could leave his mouth, what he said, it wasn't even that harmful, that truly ruthless, but it still stung, you worked so hard and he pitied you like a lost child or something, knowing even he couldn't control those three dorks.

"Excuses? the excuse is this absoulte disgraceful crew I have working for me, they aren't properly trained for a job like this and.. thats saying something seeing as you are the one in charge of training them, no?" you was almost as surpised at the words you blurted as he was and you could tell by the look on his face he was astonished, you'd never taken such a tone with him before

he recovered quickly though, his arms folding over his chest gently, gracefully, a small smile spreading over his pale lips, "is that so?.. I suppose it truly is." he let out a soft snicker and looked back to the cowering chef, "Bardroy, go clean up the mess you made, me and Y/N can finish up from here, I need the help of a.. Proper housekeep." his words were professinal at the surface but you knew that they were simply more, just in his own, weird, Sebastian way.

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[nightfall-kachiniko]

Can I please get how mikasa, sasha, hange would react to their s/o going missing after a mission. Gn reader please.

OKay!!

Sasha, Mikasa, and Hange reaction to their Gender neutral s/o going missing on a mission.

Mikasa:

Your lover, will freak...the...Frick....OUT!

Starts screaming calling everyone idiots for leaving you out alone.

Will even start yelling at the squad leader (she’ll be pissed)

“WHY IN THE HELL DIDNT YOU STAY BY THEM! WHY DIDNT YOU PROTECT THEM!? YOUR THE F***** LEADER AND YOU CANT EVEN LOOK OUT FOR THEM!??”

She’ll lose her shit over you, honestly.

She’s more scared then anything, she’s lost so many people in her life, she cant lose you.

After a while of freaking out, and panicking, she would start crying, worried as hell and break down, scared.

And when you came back and or were found.. she had never yelled at you so much in her life.

She pulled you into a hug and starting screaming, crying, 

“WHY DID YOU GO OFF WITHOUT THEM!?WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN TO ME!?” She would say while your in her arms.

She would convince the commander to always have you on the same squad after that, which after seeing her breakdown and cry, he gladly was okay with it.

Sasha:

Gets really scared.

she would pace around her room, praying you were okay

she would cry and wouldn’t even eat until she knew where you were.

sasha was absoultely mortified.

Shakes from crying so hard.

and when you came back she melted in your arms, hugging you.

“I-i thought i lost you!” She would cry into your shoulder.

Hange:

“w-what, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY AREN’T WITH YOU!?”

Hange knows your strong and can handle yourself but is scared as hell when moblit tells her you weren’t to be found.

She would scold him saying, “WHY DIDNT YOU WATCH OVER HER?!”

Storms out  of her office, in a hurry to look for you, running down hallways to go outside and find  you. 

“Y/N! Y/N! HAS ANYONE SEEN Y/N!? PLEASE TELL ME!”

Honestly she would try to keep her cool but after an hour with you gone, she would start really freaking out.

Kicking tables, slamming things around. 

Erwin would have to hold her back from punching anyone.

And when they did find you, she would hug you so tightly.

Hange would say “Y/N! Why aren’t you more careful!”

And she would have a talk with you later on, saying “If i ever lost you, i would go nuts. You need to stay safe, i need to know your okay when im not on missions with you.” and yatatata.

[shit-scfandom-did]

If you wonder why Smelties and Toxicraps are collectively masturb... I mean, celebrating, here is the issue.

Prepare buckets, you will need if you will get sick.

Part 1 because tumblr’s new policy is allowing only 10 pics at max. 

Part 2 in reblog

Before you read it, keep in mind this type of bullshit is BULLSHIT. It’s called blind item after all, it bases on gossips made by idiots and seriously, follow this type of sites and you will learn that MW is divorcing at least 3 times per every month.

So keep calm :)

It seems it started on some shit called blind item on June 30. But it didn’t get too popular but I think around this time smelties started spreading the rumours about Melwood divorcing. Have no evidences of course, but knowing how this type of sites works, I would not be surprised if smelties sent this shit to them. But that’s a speculation of course.

Link to the source (x)

Then some other shit site called Foxella, another gossip ship site posted this on July 3rd

And some time later it was revealed it was about MW

Source (x)

It also ended on twitter

And as you can see in the quottes replies smetlies and toxicraps went absoultely crazy about it, what says a lot about their.... intelligence.

Link to the quote tweets  (x)

Smelties of course started their typical fiesta and uses it for spreading hate as always, no surprises. Even the fact they speculate about Mel’s past traumas, her son’s future or how she should deal with her own life.

In Part 2 some of the quottes you can find under the twitter post

[bisexual-horror-fan]

If you had to choose between never posting about The Burnt Bastard EVER AGAIN, or living with the canon Wes Craven interpretation of freddy, which would you choose?

God.

Now if that isn’t a hard ass choice. 

Living with Freddy wins easily.

Like I know he wouldn’t be how I particularly write him and all that but fuck it. If I had the oppertunity I would be a damn idiot to pass it up. Will I regret it? Probably! Do I care? Absoultely fucking not. 

Also it’s me. As if I could ever stop posting about that burnt son-of-a-bitch. 

Best of both worlds, I get to have him in my damn house and STILL get to go off about him? Like hello?! Yes?! Sign me the fuck up. Plus if that did happen my God, imagine how much better my Freddy smut will be? The real life inspo I would gain? Amazing. 

Thank you Gopher, honestly, like hell yeah, fantastic question. 

[thecorruptedquietone]

the kids discussion is one he avoids like the plague bc he cannot dismiss the overwhelming wave of anxiety. I think he'd know for sure that parenting with Ken is a guaranteed Yes, but there are other factors to marinate on. Stan's their cheerleader tho.

Kyle is totally one of those people who brings up kids jokingly/casually but avoids a serious conversation on it. Granted if it wasn’t received well he’d probably feel pretty shitty about it since he wouldn’t like the idea being dismissed. But at the same time he’d be extremely nervous about it and therefore just dodge that conversation a lot until it slips out his mouth and he can’t write it off. 

But he’d be really anxious about being a parent. Like totally knows Kenny would make the best dad but be afraid that he would be the worst. But Kenny would be really good talking him through everything and giving him a confidence boost. Also probably telling Kyle he’s equally freaked out but significantly less freaked out knowing he’s right there with ‘im. 

[gallusrostromegalus]

Today I learned several things, which may be tangentially realted to each other:

There is a Sharp-Shinned Hawk that has taken up residence in my Parent’s Silver Maple.  It’s not nesting, but it roosts there at night and has all their meals up there.

Most raptors won’t eat the heads of much of thier prey, becuase they are too big to swallow whole, and birds can’t chew.

So if you start seeing Severed Small Animal heads in your yard, it’s most likely the work of a hawk, owl or eagle, and not the local serial killer.

However

My Parent’s dog Arwen, AKA God’s Most Perfect And Beautiful Idiot, absolutely can and will swallow any and all pieces of carrion she can find, like some sort of Hazmat Vaccum.

Sometimes, however, she comes across something so choice that she has to roll around in it first to commemorate the magnificent odor.

Like this morning, when she found what I’m pretty sure used to be 1/4 of a rabbit.

Additionally

Charlie looks up to Arwen and will copy anything she does.

It’s a real pain in the ass to extract rabbit pieces from the mouths of two dogs at the same time

It’s also a pain in the ass to bathe two dogs at the same time

Especially when one dog is ABSOULTELY DETERMINED NOT TO GET WET AT ALL THAT’S HORRIBLE WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME and the other dog IS ALL ABOUT BATHS AND WILL GET IN THE TUB WHETHER YOU WANT HER TO OR NOT SO SHE CAN PLAY WITH THE HOSE.

Both animals are capable of Operatically loud bellowing when sufficiently emotioanlly moved.

Charlie is capable of emotionally manipulating me into taking him to the doggy treat store afterwards becuase BATHS ARE SCARY AND I’M REALLY SAD.

“we’re going to reward Charlie, STOP LOOKING SMUG ARWEN. YOU WERE VERY NAUGHTY. I LOVE YOU.”

They both have chew bones now

And I was under the impression I was going to get work done today

[creatis-crafts]

(psssssp, i have absolute butter fingers, so if you get alot of notifications of a single person continuously likeing a post that is me being an absoulte idiot and i apologize so much, i'm so sorry if it's annoying aaaaaaaa-)

Oh my gosh, you are more than good, it’s an honor to get notifs like that! 🧡🧡

[rocketrrush]

Im so fucking mad

ok, Im so fucking pissed and I need to talk before I go apeshit, its about pitbulls. Im fucking tired of all that “ban pitbulls” bullshit, and the media doesnt fucking help. Those libtards behave like pitbulls are the only dog breed the mauled people, YOU KNOW WHAT???? Your beloved breeds like chow chow, labradors and golden retrivers also mauled and killed people <3 and no one wants to ban them, because they are perfect angels that make absoultely no mistakes and the breed is toooootally more tame than a lamb, but pitbulls are bloody killers who arent capable of love, oh a pitbull bit a kid??? All the breed is the devil’s spawn!1! Kill it !!!!11!!. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. Humans did so many shit, and we dont ban ourselves right??

Pitbulls are only seen as bad because if you search “dog attack” most of the results will be pitbulls, why?? Like I said, the media mostly documents their attacks, another thing, most pitbulls are TRAINED to fight and maul anything, what do you fucking expect, if you train a dog to kill, it will kill! Its like planting deadly plant seeds and expecting a rose. If I want a pitbull, I will fucking adopt it, what you gon do?? Call the cops on me???? I dont give two fucks about the little cunts who say “oNlY iDiOtS oWn PiTbUlLs” what if I dont want a golden retriver??? I adopt whatever dog I want you motherfucker. So whoever does all the “ban pitbulls” bullshit can get away from me and go suck a pig’s dick.

[runawayface]

Don’t ignore inspiration when it strikes... I certainly didn’t.  I was SO inspired by the wonderful Stardewinter artwork I received from @stardeworanges that I absoultely had to write an accompanying ficlet for it.  I don’t control the writing bug, it just does what it wants.  XD  For those who read Runaway, this ficlet isn’t compliant with that story but I don’t care.

~*~

It was insufferable, really, the amount of coy smiles and awkward glances Maru had to witness between Harvey and May on a regular basis.  Farmer May had been living in the valley for almost a year and although it was clear to Maru from the beginning just how perfect these two were together, it was clearly not so obvious to either of them.  Maru could see just how much Harvey pined for May, he wasn't exactly discreet when his eyes lit up the moment he saw her or the way his cheeks would flush any time she spoke to him.  May was equally transparent, exhibiting high-pitched nervous giggles every time Harvey attempted to crack a witty joke or engage in some painfully awkward banter.  They were both crazy about each other, Maru could see it plain as day, but somehow these two idiots just hadn't seemed to notice.

Spring, Summer, Fall, and most of Winter had passed this way before Maru could no longer take it.  Nearly a year of this mutual pining between Harvey and May was more than Maru could take and as it drew closer to the Feast of the Winter Star, Maru was becoming desperate to find a way to get these two lovebirds to finally kiss already.  She had tried a few plans already, all of them failures.  And yet as the holiday decorations were hung around town and she spotted a sprig of mistletoe hung up outside of the saloon, an idea struck her that was too perfect to pass up.  When no one was looking, she snatched the sprig of mistletoe and stuffed it in her coat pocket for the following day.

The next day, Maru knew, was May's annual physical.  Maru knew this, because she had already had to endure Harvey asking her about it nearly a dozen times throughout the week.  'Is May still on the schedule for her physical this week?', 'She hasn't cancelled, has she?', 'You've confirmed with her over the phone that she has the correct date and time?'. But this mistletoe... oh, this mistletoe would surely turn what was going to be an insufferable experience for Maru into something much more exciting.  Whether Harvey and May liked it or not, they were finally going to have to acknowledge their deeply buried feelings.  Maru arrived to work that day with a skip in her step and a bundle of mistletoe hiding in her pocket.

"Good morning, Doc!" Maru said cheerfully as she practically skipped across the room.

"Good morning, Maru," Harvey replied pleasantly.  "What has you in such a good mood today?"

"Must be that Winter Star spirit in the air," Maru answered with a shrug.

"Are all of our appointments confirmed for the day?" Harvey asked as nonchalantly as he could, though Maru could tell by the sudden nervous twitch in the corners of his mouth that he was asking about May.

"Huh... only one appointment on the schedule today and it's Farmer May," Maru mused.

"And... has she confirmed?" Harvey asked once more, his nervousness extending to his hands as he awkwardly fidgeted with a pen in his fingers.

"Yup, I sent reminder cards in the mail, voicemails, and talked to her on the phone yesterday just as you instruced," Maru replied with a weary sigh.

"Excellent," Harvey said with a shaky voice.  "I'll be in my office completing some paperwork, be sure to let me know when she arrives."

"Will do, Doc," Maru said with a nod.

The hours that passed were nothing if not amusing.  Harvey wasn't being smooth at all, he kept peeking his head into the waiting room every so often as though May would suddenly appear early for her appointment for no reason at all.  As the time for May's appointment drew closer, Maru chuckled to herself as Harvey came up with numerous weak excuses to poke his head into the waiting room, the weakest of all being that he wanted to make sure the magazines in the waiting room were all up-to-date.  When the time of May's appointment finally arrived, Harvey jumped nearly three feet in the air at the sound of the clinic door's bell ringing and May entered the waiting room.

"G-good afternoon, May," Harvey croaked timidly as though he had suddenly forgotten how to speak.

"Hi, Harvey," May replied with a coy smile.  Maru couldn't prevent herself from rolling her eyes, hopefully this would all be over soon.

"If I could just, uh, escort you to the back we can, er, we can begin your exam," Harvey stammered.  Maru could already see beads of sweat form at Harvey's brow despite the chilly air that had blown into the clinic from outdoors.

Harvey stepped aside as he held the door open for May and the two of them disappeared into the back of the clinic.  Maru could hear the sound of metal sliding against metal as Harvey pulled back the privacy curtain to show May to the examination table, then she heard the sound once more as the screen closed to give Harvey and May privacy to begin the appointment.  Maru knew that it wouldn't do either of them any good to spring this little scheme of hers at the start of the appointment, Harvey would never recover from such a thing and the appointment would never move forward.  Amusing as this all was, Harvey still had a job to do.

Maru kept her ears open during the entire appointment, despite the fact that Harvey would probably be giving her a lecture about doctor/patient confidentiality if he knew that she was eavesdropping.  Just as she heard the appointment reaching its end, she knew it was time to implement her plan.  It wasn't much of a plan, actually, just a well-placed sprig of mistletoe and hopefully the rest would fall into place.  Maru reached into her pocket to grab the mistletoe, then stood on the tips of her toes to hold it up and over the privacy screen, barely able to reach that high but she knew that they could both see her little surprise right away.  Harvey had been mid-sentence as he was reviewing May's chart aloud and she could hear him audibly gasp the moment the mistletoe was visible.  Maru would have paid any amount of money to see the looks on either of their faces in this moment.

"M-Maru!" Harvey called out, she could already hear how mortified he was just by the crack in his voice.

"Yeeeees?" Maru asked innocently, still holding the mistletoe over the privacy curtain.

"Th-this is just, I mean, wh-what are you trying to-" Harvey stammered, but he was wildly incoherent at this point.

"Oh, would you two just kiss already?!" Maru shouted playfully.

Even days later, Harvey never did tell Maru exactly what had happened on the other side of that curtain, but the smacking sound of lips against lips and the giddy expressions that May and Harvey had when they finally exited the privacy curtain was enough for Maru to know that her plan had been a raging success.

[indic0lite]

Could you tell me more about Charlie, and what would happen if he and Dylan met?

Charlie!!

-He exists only in the ADWM/AHWM timeline, where the Mark he knows and loves isn’t Actor, it’s just another Mark who isn’t our Mark or Actor

-Your local Thembo, he’s an absoulte sweetheart and is self sacrificing idiot, he is VERY loyal to the people he loves

-No idea how he met Mark and ended up dating him but I’m sure it’s one hell of story 

- Has NO idea who Dark and Wil are, he has no connection to WKM or it’s characters

-Though he DOES know something happened in Markiplier Manor, but more as in a “This really weird event happened in 1925 and no one has an idea bout what happened with it so it’s just this unsolved case that’s gone viral cause it’s just so weird”

- haven’t settled on a sexuality for him just yet but I’m debating either gay or pan

-He and Mark are two halves of a whole idiot 

and I feel like Dylan might not like him at first, these two are complete opposites  and he might get on their nerves at first, but eventually and since Charlie really wants to be Dylans friend, they grow to be really good friends

[redlexx]

💜 - How does your f/o and s/i flirt? ❤️ - How affectionate is your f/o? For gibby cause he's your new f/o and you're so fuckin valid

💜 Gibraltar knows very well how to flirt his main goal is to just compliment the shit out of anyone his s/o(s) are no exception as for my s/i (husk) he is a absoulte idiot and is very clueless but he tries to flirt by showing of his skills which often and up with him being carried to lifeline by gibby

❤ never ending cuddle sessions which is what I love about him like my dude I just wanna be loved and hugged lol