#ABSOLUTELY FUCKING TIRED LIKE YALL DO GENUINELY IRK ME
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Stop lying to me stop fucking lying to me there are no real shotas in these Chinese gacha games and you either know it and are delusional or are just a moron because look me in the eyes, truly look me in the eyes and tell me how can they be shotas when they're double the size of the fucking lolis STOP LYING TO ME AND YOURSELVES AND JUST ACCEPT THEY WILL NEVER GIVE US REAL SHOTAS IN THESE GAMES!!!!!!!!
#ABSOLUTELY FUCKING TIRED LIKE YALL DO GENUINELY IRK ME#BECAUSE YEAH OK FACE WISE A LOT COULD BE SHOTAS BUT THEY DO NOT HAVE THE BODY#AND OK HAD THERE BEEN NO FRAME OF REFERENCE OK I'D LET IT GO BUT WE LEGIT HAVE REAL LOLIS IN THESE GAMES#HOW CAN YOU PUT THE LOLIS AND THE ALLEGED SHOTAS NEXT TO EACH OTHER AND NOT REALISE THE IDIOCITY OF SUCH CLAIMS#derangedfujoshi rants#sorry fellas I'm tired of keeping my rants for myself blame it on tumblr fyp for always showing me shit that pisses me off#I'll go look at ACTUAL shotss now to calm down ok bye#personal
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Tough Guy (DonnyxFem!Reader) (Pt.1)
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A/N: I learned so stuff about ww2 nurses, and omg they were baddies
A/N 2: Yall...we need nurses/doctors/CNAs/Rns, now  more than ever, Stay inside and do them a favor <3
PT 2 Here
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His blood was spilling onto the snow, pooling through layers of jackets the basterds wrapped him with. His blood was begginning as a slow drip of crimson on white, like cherries in the snow.
The basterds couldn't help him, and they couldn't afford to lose another basterd.
When Donny woke up, he was in an aid station. That never happened to any basterd before. He felt like he didn't deserve it.
So when he realized you were taking his temperature, and his vitals, he shifted, "I don't need your help."
You raised your eyebrow.
"I don't know why they send you all out here anyway. We can take care of ourselves. We have to. I don't need this. I can-"
The way he said 'we' irked you.
You knew he was talking about the soldiers, forgetting war efforts involved everyone. There were civilians, women, children, medics, engineers, any and everyone everywhere left life as they knew it. Left it all behind, and put it all on the line. Even if they werenât on the front line, it didnât mean it wasnât valuable.
You decided to play his game. You had the time.
You stood back, and crossed your arms, "Aw, don't like seeinâ dames in charge, huh?"
"Wh.." He sputtered, realizing how his tone came off, "No, I...I meant...Uh...That's not what I meant! I..."
You smirked, "Alright tough guy. You still got some shrapnel there. You don't need me, right? Here." Â You handed him a scalpel.
He stared at you blankly.
You stared right back, your arms were crossed, your eyebrow raise, containing a laugh of amusement behind a face of routine. "Well, sergeant? I'm waiting."
His lips parted, but no words came out.
He was Donny Donowitz. He had never been speechless in his life.
You crouched over him, "Look. Your job might be to kill the enemy, but my job is to keep you alive."
This time, he raised his eyebrow. His head tilted to the side, and his dark eyes tried to see through yours.
He couldn't read you.
You stood back up, "Sometimes we can't do that," You sighed, sometimes it was too much. There were days where the blood didn't stop, there was no time to eat, no time to sleep.
There was a commotion out in the corridor.
There had been an air raid over a nearby town...Which meant chances were you wouldn't be able to save someone that night.
You looked back at Donny, and shrugged, "Hang tight, tough guy."
"Wait...I-"
You looked back at the door.
You knew he wouldn't say it.
He was too proud.
He wouldn't admit he needed you.
It kind of gave you some satisfaction, but, at the same time, there were others that really needed you.
Donny, in the mean time, slumped back down.
What was he going to say?
He stared at the ceiling, looking for those words as his fever took him back to night.
****
Donny's eyes went wide.
He flailed, and shot straight up, immediately trying to get up. The nurse that was in the room at the time couldn't get him to calm down, and there were no sedatives at hand.
"Y/N?! SOMEBODY! GET ME SOME GODDAMN SEDATIVES!"
In no time, you marched in.
The sole look on your face made Donny Donowitz stand down.
He was genuinely terrified.
You were not having it.
Your hair was pulled back, a few wild strands undone from the long hours. Your sleeves rolled up from your day turned graveyard shift. Your stern, unamused expression settled him down immediately.
You held up a syringe.
He immediately backed down.
Because if there was one thing Donny couldn't handle, it was syringes.
He could scalp all the nazis in the world, and bash as many of their brains in as he pleased....but a needle was an absolute hell no.
"Hey hey, hey, what's all the commotion in here, huh?"
That was a rhetorical question, of course. Because Donny was the most problematic patient youâd ever had. So you immediately looked to him. The only conscious patient in the room, and you muttered "Oh of course."
He gathered his strengths back up, "I gotta go, I gotta get back out there."
You looked at the other nurse. "Lana, can you get private Martinez down the hall some more morphine? I'll handle this."
Lana, the other nurse, smiled and nodded gratefully as she bounded down the hall.
"You're not ready to go back out there."
"But-"
You gently pressed your fingertips against his covered wound, and he flinched as a wave of sharp pain struck him.
âSee.â
He shook his head, and started to sit up, "I'm fucking fine!"
You couldn't believe it. Their pride and stubborness was the number one thing that got those boys hurt and right back to you.
Or worse.
Six feet underground.
"Hey." You raised your voice.
Normally, you weren't that nurse....but Donny wasn't making it any easier.
It had been a tough week.
There had been more casualties than usual...
No matter how much training you got, nothing could ever prepare you for that. Not those sad eyes that would never see victory, or home again...
You stood over Donny, "I didn't bust my ass trying to save you, just so you could go and-"
"Save me?!"
You glared, "Yeah. You."
"You didn't save me, " he huffed, "The boys brought me in."
"Oh." You picked up a tin, and shook it around. A metallic clink began to ring through the room. "And who took this fucking bullet out of your belly? Who stopped you from spilling your guts out? Who closed up that wound when your sloppy team couldnât? All the lovely ladies here."Â
He was silent for a moment.
He lowered his voice, and muttered, "You don't know what it's like out there, sweetheart."
Sweetheart?
You gritted your teeth.
You werenât taking a back seat. Youâd worked too hard all your life.
Smoke practically flared out of your ears.
"No?" You lowered your voice too, not to comfort him, but to confront him.
"C'mon sergeant. Nurses see all the blood you don't have to. We sit with the dead and the dying day in and day out. We stitch you up, and send you back out there. Hell, we go out there."
You knew he was going to say it wasn't the same.
Somehow, sometimes you thought it was worse...
Millions of lives were in your hands. Seeing even one go was enough to make you wonder about it all.
"I was there... the Blitz." You had the burns to prove it. You were there, on the lines of multiple battles, but that basterd didn't need to hear your biography.
Just your point.
"I know what's happening, because I've been on the front lines. A lot of us have. You don't think we do? Well guess what tough guy, hundreds of us have been hurt or killed out there. My sister's a nurse. You know where she is?"
He shook his head.
"Yeah. I don't either. She's a POW somewhere in the goddamn pacific. And my brother. Know where he is? A fuckin' captain training kids, 18, 19, 20 year olds to come out here and join the circus. So welcome to the club, tough guy. We all got front row seats here."
He heard you slam your fist down on the stand by his cot, and you left.
He turned his head, and saw you left a few pain killers by his glass of water.
He woke up again, in the middle of the night. His eyes fell on the clock hanging over the doorway.
It was almost 3 AM.
He spotted a figure, slumped in the corner.
You were sitting in a chair, drinking out of a canteen.
"Can I have some?" He smiled a little.
You closed the cap, and rolled your eyes on the ceiling, and sighed, "Nope. You're in a hospital."
"Then how come you get some?" He thought he had you.
You smirked and looked at him, "Cause I'm not on medication."
"But you're on duty."
"Off the clock."
He noted your hair was down, and nodded, then asked softly, "Then why are you here?"
You smiled a little and looked at him, "Seems to be the only way to keep you here."
He chuckled a little, though it hurt, and he gripped his wounded side.
You were both silent then.
You pressed your back against the chair, and your head leaned back against the wall, and you shut your eyes, though you were far from sleeping.
You didn't know how much time had passed, but you knew it had been quite a while.
"Hey...nurse..."
You peeked one eye open, "Sergeant?"
"What's the first thing you're gonna do when you get home?"
You sighed, and thought for a moment.
You could say the standard issue answer: Hug your mother. See someone you love. Find your friends.
You'd thought about home a lot, sure. But never really thought about going home. You'd seen so many that never would go home. You'd been on one front line too many. You never had a guarantee of making it through a whole day. So you never gave yourself the luxury to think of that hope at all.
"Get a rootbeer float." You decided.
It was true.
There was a mom and pop shop down the street from your home. You hoped it was still there when you got back. Somehow you hoped all your friends would be in the same booth like they were every Friday night, after school, after work, before they all volunteered or got drafted.
You looked to the tired soldier "What about you, sergeant?"
He smiled a little, "Get a piece of pie."
"Oh yeah? Boston cream pie?"
"Huh?"
You shrugged a little embarassed as you pulled the covers back over him, "You...got that  kinda accent..."
He smiled, "Should."
You smiled softly, "See you in the morning, sergeant." Â You turned and started walking out of the room.
"Wait..."
You turned to look at him.
"Y/n...that's your name, right?"
You nodded, "Yeah..."
"I'm uh....I'm..." He couldn't appologize, of course, that pride was hitting in.
You nodded, and spoke softly, "Yeah, I know."
He sat up, and it didn't hurt. "You uh...you do good..."
You laughed a little, "Gee, thanks. I never woulda guessed." You sat by his side.
In the morning, a doctor came by.
Donny was discharged from the aid station. He stood up, and turned around, searching the room... Three nurses were there, and none of them were you. As he walked down the hall, he glanced into each room, but couldnât find you. He stood out in the snow, and sighed. His breath forming alost cloud as he whispered your name in defeat. âSergeant Donowitz?â He turned and found a soldier in a jeep, waiting to drive him to the end of allied lines, where the basterds would be waiting for him. He got into the jeep, and turned around one last time. You stood on the highest floor of the makeshift hospital. It hurt having to see so many people that wouldnât make it. Talking to them made it hurt more.... But falling in love was a million times worse. You shook your head. That couldnât be why it made your heart sink... Why did it hurt so much to watch him walk out? That was what usually made you relieved for a patient. You didnât want to answer that... **** Months passed. The basterds were walking through a small town in France, recently taken back by the allies and the resistance. The snow had long metled away. The skyw as bright blue. It was an early summer morning. There were soldiers everywhere. Nurses and medics responding to the wounded. The basterds were staying there for a day or two, and then continuing on their mission. Aldo gave them a âday offâ which was rare for the basterds. Rarer still was a coincidence like the one Donny was about to live. He spotted someone, in civilian clothes, but with the sharpness of a fighter, and the soul of a basterd, and the heart and courage only a nurse could have. âY/n...â You turned around, and smiled, unable to believe it as you ran to him, and threw your arms around him. He smiled down at you, and you giggled, âStill a sergeant, huh?â He laughed, and rolled his eyes, and kissed you. You spent the rest of the day together, and at sunset, when the boys had to meet back up, Donny walked you to the aid station. âMeet me after everything...When the warâs done...â You nodded, âIâll be right here, tough guy.â He looked back at the waiting basterds, then back at you. He couldnât tell you about the mission, or that the war would be over sooner than you thought. That was all classified. He only told you they were heading to a small town called Nadine. He kissed you one last time, adn walked away with the rest of the basterds. He llooked back at you, adn this time, you were still there. And youâd be there, for him when it was all over, just as youâd been there, like every other nurse, when it was all beginning.
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love this gracing my dash only a couple days after i ranted abt hoyoverse refusing to give shotacons food in genshin impact.
hoyoverse will never feed us and we need to accept it :')
Stop lying to me stop fucking lying to me there are no real shotas in these Chinese gacha games and you either know it and are delusional or are just a moron because look me in the eyes, truly look me in the eyes and tell me how can they be shotas when they're double the size of the fucking lolis STOP LYING TO ME AND YOURSELVES AND JUST ACCEPT THEY WILL NEVER GIVE US REAL SHOTAS IN THESE GAMES!!!!!!!!
#ABSOLUTELY FUCKING TIRED LIKE YALL DO GENUINELY IRK ME#BECAUSE YEAH OK FACE WISE A LOT COULD BE SHOTAS BUT THEY DO NOT HAVE THE BODY#AND OK HAD THERE BEEN NO FRAME OF REFERENCE OK I'D LET IT GO BUT WE LEGIT HAVE REAL LOLIS IN THESE GAMES#HOW CAN YOU PUT THE LOLIS AND THE ALLEGED SHOTAS NEXT TO EACH OTHER AND NOT REALISE THE IDIOCITY OF SUCH CLAIMS#< prev tags
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