#ABSOLUTE WIN

[saxandviolins77]

Everybody, say hi to Dirge and he might even scowl back at you!

Hi Dirge!

[insomniatm1023]

GUESS WHO JUST GOT A CAR?? THIS BITCH!!!

[konoyo-loadiing]

started a pharmacy-wide game of bogies during my eye test. I consider that an absolute win.

[cata613]

Ya know what feels like an absolute win?

[madame-mongoose]

Hey so. I've replayed both Portal (at least 200 hours on Steam) and F:NV like, DOZENS of times, but I have never looked at Wheatley and Yes Man the way u do. I GOTTA SAY. After following u for like. A Week. I may start looking at them differently...

Take my hand bloblos,, let us go on a journey of discovery and robot romance,, I shall open your eyes

[questwithambition]

My Friday night plans: embroidery and Jonna Jinton videos about northern Sweden 🌨️

[dearcarnifex]

sent the story ending ive written to a friend and he said it makes him sick in the stomach. nyeh heh heh 😈

[slowdive1994]

FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE I DONT KNOW BUT FOR WHAT ITS WORTH I MADE YOU MY WHOLE WORLDDDD

[unknownarmageddon]

am i back? can you see me?

you are!!!! you are you’re back lesgo

[mars-the-clown]

LMAOO

[princesilverlining]

I see this as an absolute win

Me: Will I get pussy in 2023?

Prediction putty: Doubt it

Me: Will I get a gf in 2023?

Putty: Yes

Me: (hesitantly) will I get dick in 2023?

Putty: For Sure

Me, brain clucking: Will I get girldick in 2023?

Putty: Very Likely

Me: Ok but will that be attached to a big tiddy goth gf?

Putty: Yes

Me: Sweet

[emhdroid]

BEHOLD

Him.

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

i made my new years resolution :)

[skullfaced-fruitcake]

LINK GETS TO WEAR A SKIRT!!!!!!!!!

[sneakobeep]

I’m literally sosososo happy cause I ordered my favorite artist’s albums (did not realize he sold physical albums till recently) and I got them yesterday and he DREW ON THE PACKAGING LIKE!!!! Genuinely oh my god

Look at it!!!!! AUGH

[thelittolpinklady]

me when it’s dead at work so i might get let off early !!!