#A.S.S

[chekerbored]

meet Dan Daboos, head of A.S.S (You'll find out what that stands for soon)

[yejehehe4746]

You’re having a FIGHT???!!?!?!???!

YES.

IF RAGATHA (maid) DOESNT EAT IN THE NEXT HOUR WE ARE FIGHTING

THROWING HANDS

!!

[kaybzzart]

The farmer and people from Pelican Town :)

(part 2)

I love to fit the farmer into their environment and try to imagine how they interact with the rest of the village

(will probably do a part 2 at some point)

[timdrakesbussy]

You may be used to Sam being a dumbass in the relationship, but I bring you: Sebastian also being a dumbass

[smytherines]

Tin Can Bros tinlightenment streams are such a wild place because where else are you going to badger Gabe Greenspan into digging a hole and then pressure Joey Richter to do a sandwich trick in said hole? Where else are you going to hear James Tolbert explain what poppers are?

Where else are you going to debate how much money it would take to get Brian Rosenthal to do full frontal nudity? Where else could you watch Joey Richter cringe in on himself like an imploding star and then give such an unhinged definition of the term "uhauling" that it almost defies belief?

Literally every time it's a wild ride. Yesterday we got to hear Ali Gordon and Angela Parrish sing a very Dolly Parton-esque song called My Ass in Bio. It changed my life. Truly a zeitgeist moment.

Bryce Charles and Mariah Rose Faith Casillas come so prepared for debate streams that it genuinely feels like a fistfight (but like, the snappy one from West Side Story)

On one of the first streams we learned that Curt Mega (actor) believes that Curt Mega (agent) has 3 or 4 illegitimate children he doesn't know about. Like mmhhmm, yes, when I watch Spies my primary thought is definitely "oh yeah, this character has sex with women."

Where else are you going to hear Mary Kate Wiles speak THE iconic line from The Godfather- "you come to MY wedding?" Or say gaythem when the Sacred Text appears? Or ask Corey Lubowich if a straight man told him to do this?

PLUS we get to see Diane Lopez-Richter in iconic lil outfits. That's worth 200k on its own frankly

Tin Can Bros are doing livestreams all week, and a massive all-day stream on March 2nd, the last day of the campaign. If you haven't hopped onto a stream yet you should join the fun in this final week!

If you just can't wait until 2pm PST, you can get a little taste of tinlightenment right here baby:

Tinlightenment

[mauv-the-bluest-cat-ever]

vibrating from joy and whimsy

[maybe-drawing]

I just watched Zed's episode and ofc I had to sketch this wonderful children's book cover!!!

I will render it as soon as I can, I love this!!

-- Click for better quality! --

[kipowolfton]

This is my brain function at full effort

idk man I'm at a community center

[crush-like-that]

A.S.S. headcanons cause leave me alone: - Abigail calls Sebastian "Sebby" (because he absolutely hated it and she thought it was funny) and Sam "Sammy" (because he felt left out that he didn't get a fun nickname) - Sebastian calls Abigail "Abi" and Sam "Samathan" (though this is only occasionally. like when he's scolding sam (like john->jonathan) - Sam calls Abigail "Abs" and Sebastian "Seb" (and occasionally "Sebster". just cause he hates it.) - Sam and Abigail had been friends since middle school. They met Sebastian in high school - Guys they simply Are that one friend group where everyone fucks with everyone. Sam started crushing on Seb as soon as he met him. Sam and Sebastian have 100% made out before. Sebastian also has slight comphet (already feels so different. being queer would only make him more different) so he doesn't know if he actually Likes Abigail, or if he just really values their friendship. Abigail is living every bisexual girl's dream by having two boyfriends who are also in love with each other. (alternatively, they like each other and it's so obvious it actually becomes annoying for abi to hang out with them.) - They would (try to) sneakily buy box dyes and piercing stuff. After every sleep over/hang out they each had some new piercing, different hair, etc etc - They are so cool but also losers. Sk8ter boi, Emo boy, and Scene Queen (evolved to alternative, grunge, goth)

ugh to be added to cause they're all i think about

[idfkbuthi]

The A.S.S

Stardew valley fans where r y at?! D:',

[thegeekyartist]

Came to the realization today that every time i enter/someone new enters the room I say "Helloooooo! ☺️" JUST like Colin Robinson

[smytherines]

My new proudest moment is when Joey Richter did the Broadway.4me instagram takeover and showed his setup right as I typed A.S.S. in bio in the chat

[the-limbuscompanybus-blog]

This ones for ryoshu-

This may sound weird but could you adopt me? im an artist and my bio mom sucks ass

ps she said that growing up she thought id never be a good artist 😔

Tempting, but no. B.T.W. Your mother sounds like a real A.S.S. -🚬

[nihilo-sensei]

This shot lives rent-free in my head.

Source: Screencap from the OVA, after Kunikida leaves the office.

[mauv-the-bluest-cat-ever]

the sheep are t4t apparently. good for them good for them

[crush-like-that]

My faves!!!