#A:I Killed

[snzzenby641]

I found a bunch of old scenarios and prompts in my notes!! It’s mostly playful banter, which I adore. There’s not much rhyme or reason to these, so I’m just gonna put them all here!

 B: Really A? Really? You should be sleeping.

A:what does it look like I’m trying to do?

B:well considering your sprawled across our floor I’d say you’re giving me your best impression of a rug. Which,might I add, is terrible. I’ve never once seen a sniffling rug.

A: you clearly have no imagination

A:I think my head might explode. It’s completely full of cold.

B:better cold than bad ideas

A:I still have plenty of those too

A:oh for goodness sake B I’m not drinking another glass of water. Are you trying to kill me?

B:well it WOULD get you to stop snoring...

A:watch it. I’ll cough on your pillow.

[fnafsbheadcanon]

The three playing Minecraft:

Cassidy: *Sees a pig* Hey look it’s you Mr. Afton.

William. A:I don’t like the way you’re staring at me pig. *Hits the pig multiple times*

Gregory: Is this friendly fire?

Cassidy: It’s something alright.

William. A: Get back you bare back bacon. He keeps running away. Stop trying to live.

Cassidy: “Stop trying to live” where have I heard that one before?

Gregory: Flashbacks

William. A: *Kills the pig* Get recked you stupid pig. *Starts T-banging the pig*

Cassidy: Are you t-baging?

Gregory: William you didn’t assassinate Saddam Hussein you just killed a pig.

Plot twist: that pig was actually just pig patch playing as his character in Minecraft

[uncommonincorrectquotes]

a: I’m worried about this, b. What if he(c) goes through with this and ends up losing his soul? b: eh, souls arent real a: what? b: I’ve been around a long time, and I’ve never seen anything to suggest souls are a thing. a: you're kidding, right? b: Look,a, if you believe in the concept of a soul, thats cool, I respect that, but it’s dumb, and you are also dumb for thinking it. a: then how are you here after being killed years ago? b: stamina. a:i wh- uh- STAMINA? b, nodding: lots and lots of stamina.

[ao3feed-dadzawa]

His House of Dragons

His house of dragons by I Killed Cupid PNG

How Aizawa found and was found by his new kids.

Words: 1331, Chapters: 1/13, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Aizawa and his ragtag bunch of idiot dragon kids

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Shinsou Hitoshi, Todoroki Shouto, Bakugou Katsuki, Kirishima Eijirou, Ashido Mina, Sero Hanta, Kaminari Denki, Midoriya Izuku, Uraraka Ochako, Iida Tenya, Asui Tsuyu, Jirou Kyouka, Yaoyorozu Momo

Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Class 1-A, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Shinsou Hitoshi, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Todoroki Shouto, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Bakugou Katsuki, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Kirishima Eijirou, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Ashido Mina, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Sero Hanta, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Kaminari Denki, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Midoriya Izuku, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Uraraka Ochako, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Iida Tenya, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Asui Tsuyu, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Yaoyorozu Momo, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Jirou Kyouka, So many Aizawas I am so sorry

Additional Tags: BNHA Alternative Universe: Fantasy, Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Class 1A but it's only 14 of them bcuz I'm lazy, Uhh all the main characters are tagged, Everyone in Class 1A are dragons except Aizawa, Dadzawa, I mean he adopts 14 teenagers and they're not even fully human, Class 1-A as Family, Shinsou Hitoshi is in Class 1-A, Protective Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Parental Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Aizawa Shouta Is A Tired Man God Damnit, Alternate Universe - Dragons, Found Family, 13 kids my bad, Aoyama was supposed to be part of this but I decided NOPE, im sorry

Read Here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/22092622

[ao3feed-hitoshi-shinsou]

His House of Dragons

His house of dragons by I Killed Cupid PNG

How Aizawa found and was found by his new kids.

Words: 1331, Chapters: 1/13, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Aizawa and his ragtag bunch of idiot dragon kids

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Shinsou Hitoshi, Todoroki Shouto, Bakugou Katsuki, Kirishima Eijirou, Ashido Mina, Sero Hanta, Kaminari Denki, Midoriya Izuku, Uraraka Ochako, Iida Tenya, Asui Tsuyu, Jirou Kyouka, Yaoyorozu Momo

Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Class 1-A, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Shinsou Hitoshi, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Todoroki Shouto, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Bakugou Katsuki, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Kirishima Eijirou, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Ashido Mina, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Sero Hanta, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Kaminari Denki, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Midoriya Izuku, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Uraraka Ochako, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Iida Tenya, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Asui Tsuyu, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Yaoyorozu Momo, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Jirou Kyouka, So many Aizawas I am so sorry

Additional Tags: BNHA Alternative Universe: Fantasy, Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Class 1A but it's only 14 of them bcuz I'm lazy, Uhh all the main characters are tagged, Everyone in Class 1A are dragons except Aizawa, Dadzawa, I mean he adopts 14 teenagers and they're not even fully human, Class 1-A as Family, Shinsou Hitoshi is in Class 1-A, Protective Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Parental Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Aizawa Shouta Is A Tired Man God Damnit, Alternate Universe - Dragons, Found Family, 13 kids my bad, Aoyama was supposed to be part of this but I decided NOPE, im sorry

Read Here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/22092622

[ao3feed-bakusquad]

Let's Dance to the Joy Division

Let's Dance to the Joy Division by I Killed Cupid PNG

Fuck the adults that he's supposed to rely on.

So what if he's different? So what if no one is the same? What does it matter?

He.. just wants to be alone. And happy.

Words: 790, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Bakugou Katsuki's Parents, Bakugou Mitsuki, Bakugou Masaru, Kirishima Eijirou, Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Inko, Todoroki Shouto, Shinsou Hitoshi, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic

Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Bakugou Katsuki, Bakugou Katsuki & Kirishima Eijirou, Bakugou Katsuki & Uraraka Ochako, Bakugou Katsuki & Bakugou Mitsuki, Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku, Bakugou Katsuki & Todoroki Shouto, Bakugou Katsuki & Shinsou Hitoshi, Bakugou Katsuki & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Bakugou Katsuki & Class 1-A

Additional Tags: Parental Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Bakugou Katsuki is Bad at Feelings, Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot, Hurt Bakugou Katsuki, Angst, Fluff and Angst, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, Minor Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou, Bakugou Mitsuki's Bad Parenting, She sort of loves her son but at the same time she doesn't, it's more of an obligation out of anything?, They're relationship is complex. and not good, Masaru ain't a saint either he's absent most of the time, Dadzawa and Bakuson, Dadzawa, Alot of angst, Class 1a is kinda mean and ooc? they don't really like Bkg at the beginning, Some are. assholes but that changes, Only Kirishima and Midoriya really talk to him tho, I love Monoma but he's gonna be mean in this, soooo mean, he's just. pure bastard. i diagnosed him with stupid bully jerk rat, Brotherly Shinsou Todoroki and Bakugou, PLEASE put Bkg in therapy, Lonely Bakugou Katsuki, He's kinda excluded from his class, Mineta either gets expelled or gets some character development, He's....... pure blooded sewer rat, since bakugou's problems are based off MINE, i can't really put any names or labels to his.... problems n attitude, bcuz i really dont know what the actual FUCK is wrong with me, enjoy the angst babes ;0, i have no idea what the fuck im doing, i have no clue if i should add trigger warnings because im lost as fuck, so if anyone could tell me that'd be great

Read Here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/20741012

[teuanjo]

Yandere Nanami.

!TW¡ Obsession, ooc Nanami, yandere Nanami, kidnapping, harassment (?)

!711 Words¡ !Gn!Reader¡

N/a:I wrote this in a time when I felt useless, unloved and overwhelmed, so it's pretty self-indulgent.

Nanami was fine, his life was fine, fine financially, apparently mentally as well. But still, something was missing.

After a few years of being a damned salaryman, Nanami can finally retire. Earlier, the way he always dreamed, his expenses weren't something to really worry about, he didn't have any problems...maybe one, what's the point of being a homeowner with no one to care?

It was a sunny day at the beach, the kids playing bothered him.

-Why can't be my son running happy?"

Oh yes, that was the problem. Nanami thought, thought a lot about adopting a child, but get his side, that wouldn't be enough. So he saw you, you didn't look like the most radiant person on that beach, but the small smile you gave while talking to a friend was enough to attract Nanami. The bikini wrapped your chubby body in a magnificent way, it looked like one of those scenes in a movie where the hot girl comes out of the water, but it was just you, sitting and looking like you weren't even in that reality.

He tried to approach you, ask you out, but apparently you weren't interested, afraid to love or something, he didn't really pay attention to what you said after the rejection, he just bowed and left with a low request to apologies.

See, Nanami is a tired man, he doesn't have time for the conquest part really, especially if you're the only person who piques his interest in a long time. If he wouldn't know you for good, he would know for bad.

He no longer regrets the dinners he was forced by the company to go to, where he was forced to form alliances, get contacts. Even more so now that one of these contacts has made it even easier to find out about you.

Full name, age, birth, country of origin, height, weight. Nanami knew everything he needed about you, he also knew where you worked, it was only a matter of time before he showed up at his work.

A small bakery, could you be more perfect? He ordered a coffee initially, sat at the counter so he could try to continue a conversation with you, it doesn't work initially but after the fifth time he shows up at your work it looks like you've gotten used to him.

Finally he asked for your number.

-Nanami, you're nice and all but I'm not really looking for a relationship. I'm sorry."

Oh, okay, it would have to be bad.

Skipping a few pages, all you knew was that you were now stuck with this man you thought was crazy.

-Darling what would you like for lunch hm? Could I make your favorite food if you'd answer me, or would you prefer to continue eating spam?"

It was like that two months ago, at least you thought, I've been in that house for so long that you didn't have any sense of time anymore, and between us, your memory was never good.

-You could stop being naughty and answer me, don't you think? It wouldn't kill you."

His voice was spinning in your head, you were no longer understanding anything, your vision wavered and out of nowhere it seemed like you had ceased to exist. It was nice to be like this for a while maybe, out of trouble, away from the man who kidnapped you. But of course, it never lasts long.

-Maybe we should look for some way to take care of your dissociation. Oh, you're back, are you alright dear?"

Please stop pretending it's okay, please stop treating me right, I at least deserve this, please let me go back to my mediocre life, you kidnapped me, I don't wanna love you.

-wa...water, please?"

Nanami's heart could burst with joy, you spoke to him! It wasn't much, but it was something. That was the plan, approach you, make you think you finally deserved love. He knew you, he knew your mental health, he knew you were an unloved person, that you grew up without the affection of parents or lovers, he just needed to shower you with love, you would surrender soon, it was only a matter of time, soon you would be his perfect love.

[weakforarwen]

The Beginning of the End

There’s a lot to unpack in this episode. I’ll do it character by character because it’s easier. 

Arthur: Perhaps I didn’t give Arthur enough credit in my review of A Herald of the New Age, when I said Arthur’s regret for killing the druids seemed insincere. Perhaps it wasn’t, because Arthur argued against the execution of the druid man and pleaded with Uther to spare Mordred many times, going so far as to call him out for forgiving Morgana when she had “betrayed” him too. Of course, talk was all Arthur was willing to do. He wouldn’t betray his father and personally carried out Uthers’ orders, so he was essentially an accomplice to his crimes. 

Furthermore, Arthur raided a druid camp in The Nightmare Begins, when Uther believed Morgana had been kidnapped, and told his men to “Remember the King's orders! No prisoners!”. Did he believe killing an entire group of people, children included, was fair because Morgana had been kidnapped? My point stands: Arthur’s tears in A Herald of the New Age may have been more for Elyan and himself than for the boy he killed - he was terrified of dying or losing Elyan to the boy’s spirit. Or, perhaps, he had been crying for the boy, but only because it’s easy to mourn children. I’m sure he regretted his actions but clearly not enough to change. Arthur may have believed the druids were a peaceful people, but he would only disobey his father if talked into it. In this case, Morgana appealed to his sense of honor and shamed him into doing the right thing:

M: I can't believe you'd let an innocent child die! A: It's too late. He's been caught. I have no choice. M: And is this how you will rule when you are King? You're not like your father. A:I will not betray him. M: If I know you at all, you won't stand by and let this happen. Please. If you won't do this for the boy, then do it for me.

I wonder what held more weight in Arthur’s decision: his desire to prove that he was indeed different from his father - back when his father was still alive and the urge to please him was perfectly counterbalanced by the urge to dissociate his identity from Uther’s - or, if he just couldn’t bear to see Morgana’s judgement and disapproval. 

This scene reminded me of a similar scene in The Witchfinder, where Gwen shamed Arthur into doing the right thing and not letting Gaius die like Tom had. She told Arthur he was the Prince, so he should start acting like one. 

In both cases, Arthur’s sense of duty and pride, and perhaps the fear of being looked down on by those he cared for, were the only things powerful enough to motivate him to act against his father - pure empathy or kindness alone weren’t enough, doing the right thing wasn’t enough. 

However, Morgana flattered Arthur a bit more than Gwen did - she straight up judged him - and that’s a difference between the two of them. Gwen was always more honest and Morgana more cunning.

But after Arthur chose to help Mordred, he committed to it. He’s competent when they let him be. Even when he believed they’d been found, he shielded the boy’s body with his own and drew his sword out, ready to attack his own men.

This episode also showed that Arthur cared a lot about Morgana, which I found a bit surprising. I only remembered him truly caring about Morgana in season 3. They bickered like siblings here, which was cute.

Morgana: Gwen said Morgana had never shown such concern for another, and even questioned if it was wise to risk so much for a boy and betray Uther. But was Morgana supposed to let a little boy die? Obviously, Gwen’s role was to bring to our attention how strong Morgana’s connection to Mordred appeared to be, strong enough that it shocked even her closest friend. Morgana likened saving Mordred to her “destiny”. I don’t quite understand Morgana’s mostly one-sided connection to Mordred, but I think she saw herself in him: someone who was scared, helpless, innocent, and being hunted for something they couldn’t control. Deep down, Morgana was aware she had magic, and I think she sensed Mordred’s magic too, and perhaps their magics were compatible or similar?

Morgana’s hatred of Uther was evident even in this episode, and his treatment of her was appalling. He let her know, under no uncertain terms, that she was not his daughter and he wouldn’t hesitate to execute her should she betray him. Morgana really only became Uther’s daughter in season 3. Literally. 

Morgana’s a really good actress though - played Uther well. Foreshadowing something? 

Lastly, I want to call out the irony of this scene:

M: I couldn't live with myself if anything happened to either of you.

And, yet, Morgana was more vicious in her attacks against Gwen and Merlin than she was against Arthur. She tried to kill Arthur by any means necessary, but she didn’t try to torture him or draw it out. With Gwen and Merlin, though, she robbed them of their agency, imprisoned them, humiliated them, made them powerless, and tried to kill them slowly and painfully. 

Gwen: Shout-out to Gwen for getting caught up in the Mordred situation and bravely facing the threat of execution for Mordred and Morgana. No one gave her much of a choice, and she was only a servant unlike Merlin, Morgana, and Arthur, but yeah, Gwen’s brave. 

Mordred: I find it curious that Mordred didn’t talk to Morgana much. He spoke mostly to Merlin. Was it because the druids had told them Emrys was good? Did he know of Morgana? If he knew of Morgana being evil, wouldn’t he know of his destiny to kill Arthur? Was he aware when he spoke to Arthur that he’d one day kill him? If so, he would’ve know Emrys was no friend of his, yet he asked for his help... What did the druids think of Mordred? He was prophesied to kill Arthur, and the druids didn’t necessarily want that, because Arthur was prophesied to “save” them. Did they protect Mordred because he was just a boy and because they were supposed to remain neutral and not interfere with the future? Or perhaps knowing such things was above their pay grade, and they only knew of Emrys as he was the most powerful sorcerer to ever live? 

Merlin: Oh Merlin, you blew it again. I can’t understand why Merlin was so distrustful of Mordred from the beginning. He was reluctant to help Mordred escape even before talking to Kilgharrah. He was just a boy with magic and he wouldn’t have hesitated to help any other stranger. It’s like Merlin was picking up weird vibes from Mordred, who was just a child, and I found that gross. He never gave Mordred a chance. When Kilgharrah told Merlin to not protect Mordred, he immediately listened though Kilgharrah for some reason didn’t reveal why. Before choosing to let Mordred die, though, he did ask Kilgharrah for a reason, and guessed that Mordred would kill Arthur. 

In the end, though, Merlin didn’t have it in him to ignore a boy’s cries for help. That really was the beginning of the end for Arthur, because Merlin refused to kill Mordred many times and things unfolded the way they did... 

I didn’t know anything about King Arthur when I first watched this episode, so I missed its significance. Now I know it’s a meaningful episode, I can appreciate it more. However, looking at it objectively, it’s good, but average. 

[nat-20s]

i agree with you about elias having garbage outfits but!! i saw your tags about how the only evil old man in tma who gets cool outfits is simon, and i would like to respectfully suggest: mikaele saleasa

I do think Mikaele has banger outfits but owrsonally i dont count him as part of the Cabal of Evil Old Men bc a:i dont think??? Hes that old?? Isnt he only like 50s? And b: hes just vibin. Yeah he trades some sketchy stuff but like. If you go to ebay and buy something called "fucked up artifact that kills you" and then the fucked up artifact kills you thats kind of on you ya know?

[80sl0ser]

So this is just going to be a little zalex shit what came up to my head in the middle of the night. So enjoy it. Or dont.

Oh and it's a texting thing so..

Z:hey, are you sleeping?

A:well, not anymore

A:what do you want dempsey?

Z:just wanted to ask if u r ok?

A:yeah. Why shouldn't I?

A:I killed somebody and lied to my father about it. how could I not be fine?

Z:That's not what I meant and you know that. Don't be so sarcastic Alex. Wrong time

Z:I was talking about the fact that you wanted to kill yourself... Again

A:But I didn't do it, as you see

A:And it's always the right time for Sarcasm

Z:Yeah you may did not. This time. But the fact that you thought about it..

Z:Why didn't you told me?

A:Cause I knew you would overreact. As you do know

Z:How could I not? Explain that to me?

Z:You mean something to me, Standall. Don't you know that?

A:I know it. I guess.

A:I mean we are friends, right?

Z:Yeah..

Z:friends

A:Are YOU okay?

Z:God, damn Alexander. How more  obvious to I need to be?

Z:Do you really don't get it or don't you want to get it?

A:Get what?

Z:I like you, man

A:I like you too. As I said we are friends

Z:Not-

Z:Not that kind of "liking"

A:What?

A:Oh

A:Well, that explains a lot

A:But still, like you too

Z:Yes it does. And every normal person saw it.

Z:Except you, Alexander

Z:And you are calling me a dork.. Wait-

Z:Did you just say?

Z:You like me too?

A:Of course I do. Stupid. How more obvious do you expect me to be?

A:And now, good night dempsey

A:See u later

Z:Good night, Standall

And with that, both of the boys switched off their phones and felt asleep again.

Both with a happy and hopeful smile on their face. Knowing that everything could be okay, if they only have each other.

Soo here we go with a little bit of zalex written at 3:14

Good night my beans, I need sleep now (I know sleep is for the weak, but still) cause of history class later

Love you all, my babes

-V

[yasminsqueendom]

Antique the Vamp Geek Pt1 Ep14

CW: Blood consumption, homelessness, violence, starvation, and the usual

A/N: Tique finally gets a guest on her show. And it’s not pleasant

W/C: 3267

Hey guys. So ummm…..I finally got a guest to join me here at the station. I can’t say I’m too pleased. I think my listeners will understand why when I tell you who it is. 

You might say, I’m meeting my maker?

Give a…..warm...welcome to Jules. He turned me. 

Yeah….

Jules: Well, thank you for having me here today, Antique. I know it took a lot-

Antique: You don’t know, actually. You don’t have a fucking clue.

J: Listen…I know I can’t apologize enough for what I did to you. You’ve lost a lot because of my carelessness. You never deserved-

A: What part of “you don’t have a fucking clue” don’t you understand. You ruined my fucking life. And, yeah, I get that I was drunk and there were other guys that were all over me, too. But they all moved on. YOU knew your status, and you took a risk that might have ended my life, but just happened to fuck it up instead. 

J: And I’m so so-

A: Fuck your “sorry.” I allowed you to come here because you’ve been a vamp for over 15 years. You survived a time when no one knew about us, and are surviving when everyone knows about us. I have baby vamp listeners that need help. You wanna atone for your fucked up ways, help them.

J:......ok….. What do you wanna know? 

A: How were you turned? And untwist your face. The best place to start is the beginning. 

J: Alright. Damn. I used to be a drug addict. I shared needles. Probably was dying from some virus or another anyway. I never used protection when I did things for money or drugs. I never cared if I was sharing needles. Death didn’t mean a damn thing to me. I was all the way out there. The “War on Drugs” kept me in and out of jail, but that didn’t do anything to stop me. I was reckless.

Next thing I knew, everything was hurting. I had stuff coming out of every end of my body. I was a mess. I went to this chick’s house. She let me stay there sometimes. She paid me whenever I needed money, and I did whatever she wanted me to do. I had stored some clothes at her house. I got all changed and cleaned up. I threw my old clothes out. 

It was still night time. I didn’t realize right away what was happening. Vampires were still a myth back then. I couldn’t fathom it. I thought I just had some bad drugs. I was out of it, but I still had drugs flowing through my system. Adrenaline and fear kept me moving. I couldn’t completely shake my high though, so I passed out on the couch. I still threw up on her couch and her bathroom floor. She threw  me out after that. See, she thought I was dying and didn’t want my body in her house. I couldn’t blame her. I didn’t fight her when she told me to leave. 

I walked around outside, and waited for the sun to come up. Slowly, I started to realize that I was hot. You know exactly what feeling I’m talking about. Like my flesh was on fire. And it got worse as the sun moved over my head. Blisters started to form on me and everything. I know I looked like a monster. I was lucky no one called the cops on me. Getting locked up at that point would have killed me….

A: Sorry to interrupt, but I’m curious. You have no clue who turned you? Because you were exposed in so many different ways?

J: Yeah, basically.

A: Did you ever try to figure out who it was?

J: There was no point. It’s not like I could blast them on a radio show…

A: Don’t start with me, bitch nigga.

J: Chill the fuck out.

A: You can leave, if that’s how you feel.

J: Is that what you want?

A: I want you to shut the fuck up. But I promised I would do this for my baby vamp listeners, and you’re here. So by all means, go on.

J: Anyway, I couldn’t take it anymore. I went into a clinic, and asked to be seen. Obviously, I looked a mess, so the receptionist told me to leave. She just saw a crackhead, probably coming in to try to steal some fresh needles out of the rooms in the back. Again, I couldn’t blame her, but at this point I was aware enough to realize that the burning had stopped. I was starting to heal when I had to walk back out into the sun. 

A: So, just to give my listeners an idea. Jules is dark skin, he’s got plenty of melanin to spare. So, Jules, how long would you say it took for the burning to become visible on you?

J: Um, it took a couple of hours for the blisters to start. I felt the burning very slightly at first, then it got nearly unbearable after about 3 hours. The parts of my body that were covered by my clothes were darker, but not yet blistered. It didn’t take rocket science for me to figure out long sleeves, and hats. Sunglasses worked, too. Hoodies, and jackets. Long pants, dress socks, and boots. I basically looked shady af all the time. You think cops are bad now, there were a lot less cameras then. 

A: So when did you know you were for sure a vampire?

J: After I killed someone. And they bled…...and I couldn’t help myself. I was starving, and they certainly didn’t need their blood anymore.

A: Uh….context is key here.

J: Basically, it was a few months after I turned. I went to various soup kitchens, and ate out of trash cans, but it all tasted like shit. Food, and even things I drank, tasted like ass.

A: Wait, so you could taste them?

J: I just said….

A:I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAID! I can’t taste anything. Food literally tastes like air in my mouth. But you’re saying that you can taste it. It just tastes awful?

J: Well, yes.

A: Asshole.

J: What did I do now?

A: Exist.

J:... Do you need a moment?

A: No, keep going.

J: Right, so I didn’t crave drugs anymore. That was probably the biggest shock, after realizing I was a vampire, but that came much later. At the time, I was thinking I had a new lease on life, but I had already burned all my bridges. My family wanted nothing to do with me. I had no money, and I had to lift some clothes and shoes until I could had a couple outfits to change. 

It didn’t take long for the thirst to kick in. It started really bad those first couple of days after I turned. I drank all the water, soda, booze, anything I would get my hands on. Nothing made it go away. Eventually, I started to get thinner. I was already skinny, being a former crackhead, but I really began to look like a skeleton. I thought that I had HIV or something. I thought maybe it was cancer. I started feeling reckless again. Shit, if I was gonna die, I might as well do what made me feel good. Fucking, and smoking. 

I went back to my old bullshit, but my highs never lasted. It just wasn’t hittin the same anymore. Fucking, though, that shit got more intense. I know now that it’s just the virus picking up on a chance to spread to someone else, but at the time, I just enjoyed it.

A: And got several more people infected, I’m sure. 

J: Listen..

A: If you really thought you had HIV, why the fuck would you go around trying to infect more people? HIV has a much higher rate of infection than sanguinilis. 

J: I didn’t know anything about that at the time. No one would help me. The clinics turned me away.  

A: I’m not just talking about vampirism. If you thought you had HIV, why would you put people’s lives at risk like that??

J: I didn’t care.

A: Well, that’s obvious.

J: Did you bring me here to judge me, or to get information.

A: So far, all I’ve gotten from you is a fucking sob story.

J: What do you want from me? I apologized to you, I came here knowing how you and everyone else would feel about me. I don’t know what else to do. 

A: Help baby vamps. They need help. You can’t make anything better for the people you’ve fucked over. You can help people who need it. 

J: I don’t have any money, or influence, or anything worth giving.

A: Just keep talking then. I’ll decide what has value and what doesn’t. My listeners will decide what’s bullshit, and what’s not. Why did you kill someone?

J: So, as i was saying, I was starving. I had just had smoked, so I was in the peak of my high. I started coming down shortly after, and I feel someone’s hands all on me. Now, I was under one of those highway passes, and there are always homeless people willing to share space, especially if it’s cold out. 

Anyway, I woke up, and felt the dude I was sharing with trying to rob me. I considered just laying there and letting him finish. But, I could feel this fire building up in my stomach. Eventually, my throat started to burn, and my mouth felt so dry. I had no control over my impulse, I swung and hit him hard on the side of his head. He fell, and I got on top of him and just kept hitting him until he stopped moving. His teeth were broken, his lips were bleeding. I’ll never forget. He was the first person I had ever killed on purpose. I can’t speak to those I didn’t mean to infect, but I know that I had every intention of killing that man. 

So, yeah, he was bleeding out. I was thirsty. I knew he was dead. We always know when death is around. But it made no difference. His brain was gone, and his heart was on it’s last few pumps. I started drinking. It felt amazing. No orgasm could compare. No high could come close. I had all I could ever want right there, pouring down my throat. I went back to sleep, with his corpse sitting right beside me. I could feel my heartbeat speeding up. I never really listened to my heartbeat before. I realized for the first time that my heart rate was slower than normal. 

And in that exact second, it clicked. I was a vampire. And it was nothing like what I had read about or heard about or seen in movies. I felt amazing and awful at the same time. I now knew why I couldn’t be out in the sun for too long, but I used to love the sun. We all have our favorite foods, and now I knew that I would never enjoy them again. I knew that I had seen my reflection, so at least that story wasn’t true. 

A: And you still turned me, knowing that this was possibly going to be my fate?

J: I…

A: Just don’t. And I’m gonna pretend like you didn’t just say that was the FIRST kill on purpose.

J: Ok.

A: What kind of symptoms do you feel when you are starving?

J: I feel paranoid mostly. Like everyone around me is going to attack me at any moment. Sometimes, I hear voices. I feel a strong urge to attack, although not necessarily with the purpose of biting them. It doesn’t always feel like thirst. Sometimes, I just feel rage. I can’t really describe it. I have come very close to starving several times now. Each time is different. Although, that hasn’t been an issue for me for years now thanks to my connections. 

A: And you intend to share that info with my listeners, right?

J: I honestly can’t say that I do. Maybe a few places to go looking, but they have to do the rest on their own. I’m not going to lose what I have to feed anyone else. Maybe you. You look like you need it.

A: Shut the fuck up. I’m fine.

J: Uh huh. 

A: You’re an asshole.

J: Is that why you want to know what happens next? You want a peek into your future. 

A: Don’t flatter yourself. This virus is the only thing we have in common, and I refuse to let you manipulate me any more. You’re here to be useful, and if you can’t be that, then leave. 

J: You want the rest of the story?

A: Just tell it and finish.

J: I answered the last question already.

A: What did you do after? How did you link up with people to help you?

J: I mean. Without giving away too much, there’s a market for everything. If you do enough research, you can find anything. After the first few years of struggling, I got hold of a computer. The internet has kept me fed. I could buy and sell things without even having to meet anyone face to face. It didn’t take long for me to get a consistent plug who could provide what I needed. 

I still struggle with consistency today though. The demand has gotten higher since more and more people have been trying to get access lately. 

A: By struggle, is it safe to assume that you mean you fed off of people you knew? Clearly, you’re not above taking what you want. Did you even ask them if they wanted you to do it.?

J: No, I didn’t. How was I supposed to say “Hey, I’m a vampire” and get what I needed out them? 

A: You could have disguised it as some weird kink?

J: Don’t be naive?

A: Don’t be a little bitch.

J: Did you want to know anything else?

A: This is a waste of time. Why did you come?

J: I wanted to see you. I wanted to apologize to your face. But, I’m not going to put myself at risk of starving to death, to feed your “baby” vamps. I struggled. You struggled. All of us that make it, have struggled. Those that can’t just have to deal with it.

A: You’ve been sending me all these creepy emails about the night that you turned me just to come here and say that?

J: Oh yeah, almost forgot to say. I never sent you anything like that. 

A: You’re a fucking liar.

J: No, actually. I don’t always tell the whole truth, but I never lie. 

A: That literally makes no fucking sense. 

J: I didn’t send you any weird emails about that night. Yeah, I listened to your show. There’s nothing else like it. I like you enough, but I moved on from that night pretty fast. You wouldn’t let it go, and I wanted to clear my name of some of the shit that you said. But, at the end of the day, I didn’t remember much about you. I felt bad about what I did, and since you gave me your number, I was able to call you the next day. 

A: Stop. You expect me to believe that bullshit. You would be the only person to remember what I had on. You said you liked the way I looked in my dress.

J: I don’t remember what you had on. You looked good. You tasted good. But I knew you were drunk. And I’m not a rapist.

A: No… you just infect people who don’t know any better. 

J: Listen. I haven’t been emailing you a got damn thing about the night. I didn’t even remember who you were until I heard you describe that night. I wanted to come forward. So, when you offered to bring someone on, I took you up on it.

A: Well, then who the fuck has been emailing me?

J: I don’t know.

A: I don’t believe you.

J: I don’t care.

A: Fuck you.

J: Last time you tried that we ended up here. 

A: Get out.

J: Fine. 

A: I need a drink.

J: You can’t get drunk.

A: Why are you still here?

J: I don’t know. I guess I feel bad. I guess I’m kinda like your vamp daddy or whatever?

A: Don’t ever say that shit out of your mouth again. I swear on everything I love, I will end your life.

J: You’re not strong enough. I can see you, unlike your baby vamps. You’re not strong enough.

A: I fucking hate you.

J: I know. 

A:.....So that’s all that I’ve got for y’all today. Please, guys stay hydrated. I’m tired and I need to get off the air for a while. It’s the end of my semester, and that means it’s the end of my time here at my school as well. I do have some other things lined up, and I will definitely be active, but I won’t be posting for a little while.

Just remember that I love you all, and please stay safe. Stay moisturized. And stay hydrated.

Love Tique

*AFTER THE SHOW*

J: Listen…

A: DON’t FUCKING SPEAK TO ME! 

J: Will you calm the fuck down for a minute?

A: What else could you possibly want from me? After all this, what else can you take from me?

J: Nothing ok. I’m trying to help you.

A: Helping me would have been calling me a fucking uber that night! Not biting me. There’s no way you got enough blood to consider it a real feeding. You had to have been preying on other girls that night, too. You better pray to whoever the fuck you believe in that I can’t whip your ass right now. 

J: Shut the fuck up for a second.

A:....

J: I told you, I’m trying to make this shit right, you’ve lost weight. I’m a vampire, I know the signs. You need to feed. You need to keep doing what you’re doing. Talking to others out there like us. Educating others. I think what you do is important. And yeah, I’m an asshole, but it’s in my best interests to keep you alive. So here…

A: What the fuck?

J: It’s a bag of blood.

A: I know what the hell it is.

J: Take it.

A: No.

J: I know your naive, but you’re not stupid. I don’t get the impression that you’re suicidal either. So what is the issue?

A: You are.

J: You need to feed. Dying is the only other option. I don’t want you to die. I’m responsible for you….

A: So that’s it huh? You feel guilty?

J: I don’t want to be here anymore than you want me here.

A: Hold the fuck up. You tryna say someone made you come here?

J: I’mma leave this bag here. Drink it, or don’t. I don’t care.

A: Answer my damn question!

J: I’ll get you some more. Drink that. 

A: Got dammit! I said answer me!

J: See you around, Tique.

A: You don’t get to call me that.

 Jules leaves. Antique caves. The world keeps turning.

[mr-nobody-lol]

Notes: this will most likely be stupid, please consider

A:i speak spanish, sorry for bad inglish.

B:I dont know how to write a book or a oneshot.

End of notes.

...

The abyss. An endles hole out of our reality. There we can find the small spider like creatures called gorses.

You remember the old debrief before the start of the exploration.

We don't realy know whats in the abyss, we just know that its infinite or more likely. Realy. REALY big.

You just sat in your "Latest tecnology capsule" which would "Protect you from all the problems of the abyss!". The damm things were dead traps. Like realy, A SINGLE M60 THAT CAN ONLY POINT IN A SINGLE DIRECTION? Damm. Well, this sucks.

You are traped in there, sitting in silence. Only your lungs inaling and exaling can be heard. . . Then you actualy hear and start to feel again.

What happened again?... Oh... Yea, so ummm... You hitted your head when your capsule got hit. Thankfully you are awake now! Oh- oh yea... You are like 5 minutes away from dying... But what if you dont died? Damm you lasy bastard, get up and pick somethig from the capsule! There is an entire mini lab in the capsule! Just pick something!!!!...

Good. You got up and picked... A wrench? Realy-

corrupted data?

I thought you scientists beter tha a fucking ia at killing things! Oh well... Ummm... Just like, hit them on the head or something- i dont know. I have never killed a gorse

Warning. Warning. Main door damaged. Main door is being forcefuly oppened.

Okay just fight! You can do this mate! Kill them all!!!!!!!!

You heard the annoying ia trying to encourage you to kill the gorse and survive. Well, at least it shuted up. You thank god for that. Well you now need to figh. Remember Y/N just like in your training... Wait, did you train? Damm... That hit you got in the head hurts like hell. You beter get that checked as soon as you excape from here

[shattered-heathens]

Video Game mishaps

Abriel:*playing a game*Hold "z", my character can repair it faster.

Person A:Which is theeeee...the-the number? The letter?

Abriel:*internally screaming*

Abriel:Z ON YOUR KEYBOARD. PRESS. Z.

Person A:I can't! I CAN'T! qwq

Abriel:What? What keyboard are you using...〖Someone please just fucking kill me ಠ_ಠ〗*questioning all of his life choices*

[ao3feed-dadzawa]

Let's Dance to the Joy Division

Let's Dance to the Joy Division by I Killed Cupid PNG

Fuck the adults that he's supposed to rely on.

So what if he's different? So what if no one is the same? What does it matter?

He.. just wants to be alone. And happy.

Words: 790, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Bakugou Katsuki's Parents, Bakugou Mitsuki, Bakugou Masaru, Kirishima Eijirou, Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Inko, Todoroki Shouto, Shinsou Hitoshi, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic

Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Bakugou Katsuki, Bakugou Katsuki & Kirishima Eijirou, Bakugou Katsuki & Uraraka Ochako, Bakugou Katsuki & Bakugou Mitsuki, Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku, Bakugou Katsuki & Todoroki Shouto, Bakugou Katsuki & Shinsou Hitoshi, Bakugou Katsuki & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Bakugou Katsuki & Class 1-A

Additional Tags: Parental Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Bakugou Katsuki is Bad at Feelings, Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot, Hurt Bakugou Katsuki, Angst, Fluff and Angst, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, Minor Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou, Bakugou Mitsuki's Bad Parenting, She sort of loves her son but at the same time she doesn't, it's more of an obligation out of anything?, They're relationship is complex. and not good, Masaru ain't a saint either he's absent most of the time, Dadzawa and Bakuson, Dadzawa, Alot of angst, Class 1a is kinda mean and ooc? they don't really like Bkg at the beginning, Some are. assholes but that changes, Only Kirishima and Midoriya really talk to him tho, I love Monoma but he's gonna be mean in this, soooo mean, he's just. pure bastard. i diagnosed him with stupid bully jerk rat, Brotherly Shinsou Todoroki and Bakugou, PLEASE put Bkg in therapy, Lonely Bakugou Katsuki, He's kinda excluded from his class, Mineta either gets expelled or gets some character development, He's....... pure blooded sewer rat, since bakugou's problems are based off MINE, i can't really put any names or labels to his.... problems n attitude, bcuz i really dont know what the actual FUCK is wrong with me, enjoy the angst babes ;0, i have no idea what the fuck im doing, i have no clue if i should add trigger warnings because im lost as fuck, so if anyone could tell me that'd be great

Read Here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/20741012

[ao3feed-bakusquad]

Little Trash Goblins

little trash goblins by I Killed Cupid PNG

Jirou Kyouka: BACKSTREET BOYS, I'll have you know, is an amazing band, you lowbrow cucumaria

Ashido Mina: ETLSDGHKJKAJKFSDF

Kaminari Denki: W

Kaminari Denki: WHAT THE FUCK IS A CUCUMARIA

Words: 1334, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Kirishima Eijirou, Midoriya Izuku, Todoroki Shouto, Uraraka Ochako, Jirou Kyouka, Yaoyorozu Momo, Asui Tsuyu, Kaminari Denki, Sero Hanta, Ashido Mina, Iida Tenya, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor, Bakugou Mitsuki, Shinsou Hitoshi

Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou, Jirou Kyouka/Yaoyorozu Momo, I dunno about the rest of the ships, let's see where it goes - Relationship

Additional Tags: chatfic, Romance, But it doesn't really focus around that, The plot? (there is no plot) focuses more on friendship n family, bcuz that shit is my JAM, Bakugou Has A Potty Mouth, my son - Freeform, he swears so much, Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot, Baku is gay, Can u tell he's my favorite, Kirishima is bi, Kirishima Eijirou is a Good Friend, He's also a sweetheart and a sunshine and everything nice, But pls teach the poor boy how to take care of himself, Platonic Cuddling, platonic everything - Freeform, Bakudeku Friendship, Todoroki needs help and he gets it, SHINSOU joins Class 1a at one point, and everyone loves him, Dadzawa, Aizawa ends up adopting three (3) kids, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor's Bad Parenting, endeavor's a+ parenting, Bakugou Mitsuki's Bad Parenting, I hate both of them so much, There is no excuse for hitting your child, what are these tags, Why is a chatfic the first thing that I post here? I don't know, Crack, Hopefully you laugh, Bakugou has issues and it's talked about, Bakugou drinks his respect women juice, Shinsou Hitoshi Replaces Mineta Minoru, Mineta is only there for the sake of drama, then he's gone, Kaminari is genderfluid, Baku and Kaminari are good friends and play Minecraft together at 2am, Bakusquad, Dekusquad, I love these kids, but I'm also gonna wreck them, So much angst is gonna happen in the future, Hella lot of drama too, I'll add more tags as i go i guess, KAMINARI is a fucking Twitch streamer and owns a Minecraft server, Why Minecraft ??, BEcause it's iconic and fuck you, Kirishima Eijirou Has Two Moms, Jirou has a hard time making friends, So does Baku, They bond over that and argue about music n shit, nerds

Read Here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/19539778

[cubscribbles]

Walkout Q and A With Johnathan Martin

Nick Blum’19

Yesterday at 10 Am across the United States, students walked out of school throughout the country to protest gun violence and to remember the lives of the 17 that were killed in Parkland, Florida. At UDJ students did not partake in this memorial until after 7th period examen. This was led by some of the students and mainly by the Cub administration. Students were able to go on the backfield and participate in a prayer service, go to the chapel and pray, or stay in class and research gun violence. Johnathan Martin ‘19, reflected on the event that took place

Q:Did you participate in the walkout? Why or why not?

A:No I did not participate in the walkout yesterday  because I did not feel a need to be involved.

Q:What did you choose to do instead of going to the backfield?

A:I went onto my computer and researched the different sides of gun violence and found ways we could change our gun rights.

Q:Do you think the walkout should have been student run?

A:Yes, I think the students should have been able to lead the walkout and not have it controlled by the administration. I think that we should have had ours at 10 AM just like all the schools in the country.

Q:Do you think the school could have offered anymore options for the students?

A:No, I think that all of the options given to the students were reasonable and were good choices to participate in.

Q:What kind of impact was left on you after the walkout?

A:To me it left a good impact. I think that it shows that even if people disagree we can all come together and be in peace and talk about what happened and try to fix this as one.