#A stupid joke

[carbonatedjem]

what if instead of tumblr it was called yumblr and it was all about posting tasty sweet treats like candy and stuff

[mamasplat]

Ground type miku is Lorekeeper Zinnia and Team Magma Admin Courtney’s child

Ground type is genetic.

The cape is genetic too

[spineless-lobster]

I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such

[mikkeneko]

New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!

[rovermcfly]

proud to say that I have never once in my life figured out the whodunit in any crime story I've read or watched. I just let the facts and clues wash over me, absorbing absolutely none of it. I am the audience they think of when they throw in red herrings, in case you've ever wondered "who would fall for this obvious false lead". it's me. I am the idiot viewer/reader. not once has an obviously framed clue revealed anything to me. my head is completely empty when I consume these stories.

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

[fruit-dog]

Hello again gravity falls my beautiful wife

[caputvulpinum]

yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike thinks Michael is dumb as hell

[shikisei]

ok stupid question my bad

[thereallycoolmonsterithoughtup]

kabru and mithrun's fun succubus adventure

[eugeniedanglars]

buck: i’m so nervous

dean winchester: don’t worry, it’s gonna be okay

*3 hours later*

doctor: your surgery was a success

buck: wait, where’s dean?

doctor: who do you think gave you the bisexuality?

[dirtgrubber]

they’re so silly

[yudol-skorbi]

i had a vision

[queenoftiddies]

Fuck it, I’ll do one of these things

50 notes- I’ll start posting more art

75 notes- I’ll decide what fandom I want my oc to be in

100 notes- I’ll actually post art and lore about my oc

150 notes- I’ll do the above often

200 notes- I’ll start taking more water to bed with me

250 notes- I’ll drink more water

300 notes- I’ll start eating breakfast again

350 notes - I’ll start eating lunch again

400 notes- I’ll start running again

450 notes- I’ll try to stop feeling bad about my body

550 notes - I’ll open requests for drawing fan art of the fandoms I’m in

600 Notes- I’ll open up to my parents about maybe having adhd or add

700 notes- I’ll tell my parents about how I was rlly depressed last year (+ Had a bunch of panic attacks)

800 notes- I’ll thank my friends for being the reason I’m still here

900 notes- I’ll try save money from my babysitting job

1000 notes- I’ll draw whatever the first comment is

1100 notes- idk.. I’ll out myself on the most traumatizing fanfic I’ve ever read

1200 notes- I’ll do a Q&A

1500 notes- I’ll try to do character designs from Epic the Musical

2500 notes- I’ll keep my school bag neat this year

3500 notes- I won’t just leave school papers around

4500- I’ll start saving my money for a tablet

6000- I’ll start writing Jason Todd x reader (and other characters from fandoms I’m in, Jason Todd was just the most popular) oneshots/ blurbs again

NO MORE SPAMMING IN NOTES

SPAMMERS WILL BE DELETED IF I SEE THEM AGAIN

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Actually, the bars aren't so bad anymore.

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