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i left my phone in my room and picked up an actual physical book and sat down on the balcony and read the whole thing can everyone please be so so proud of me
#for reasons that'd take way too long to explain im living at my grandmas house rn for around a month (she's not here)#and she has like a billion detective novels which i love but i lost the ability to read when i was like 12#i do read books as pdfs sometimes but even that's rare... and they're usually dr w.ho/t.orchwood#it was curtain of poirot fame which I've seen like a billion times coz it's one of my#favourite poirot stories but i've never read it#ms christie is crazyyy coz somehow i still gasped out loud multiple times despite knowing the ending#it's also really cool that you 1000% can guess the ending if you pay attention#i almost always guess the murderer immediately w detective things but i usually watch shows where it's way easier imo#i mean i guess them in books too but they make it less easy coz shows have a limited cast and it's always obvious#anyway damn... i really wanna get back to reading so im gonna try to read other ones as well#she has tons of books in english hungarian and german so the selection is endless#mostly crime novels which is great coz i love those. no prizes for guessing who i get it from#barking
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⚠️Spoilers for Shinrei tantei Yakumo - the lamenting doll file 03 and the epilogue⚠️
Here in case you missed it
I just read it and spontaneously wrote this.
Be careful if you haven't read it yet.
The file starts with where it left off the last time with them deciding to locate Mahiro's mother.
I kinda forgot about it since we haven't seen Isshin for a while, but this volume reminded me of how much Yakumo is influenced by Isshin. Be it the way they talk or sometimes even their mannerisms.
It's pretty much a given that they'll have to stay another night at the hotel but that would mean Haruka will have to stay in that creepy ass room again. Isshin really told Yakumo “accept the situation or sleep with her”😭😭😭
But sadly It's just like Gotou said, Their relationship label won't allow it smh
Gotou's snores and Isshin's bad posture are KILLING ME. My mom entered the room while I was having a fit of laughter I just looked crazy to her 😭
Isshin is so chill he doesn't care if you try to make him look bad. Rather his hilarious responses made Gotou look silly for complaining. Poor Gotou-san. Maybe I should learn from him... Unbotherement sure is powerful~
Anyways I guess that means Yakumo is the only one who sleeps normally hahaha
Just like I expected, Mahiro's death is weighing Hiromi down. kinda knew it from file 02, but hearing the details from Masae made me want to cry. No parent should ever go through this.
And so they split into two teams: team Gotou and Yakumo. and team Haruka and Isshin. All I'll say is that the latter team sure is a good match.
And then we have Gotou-san who not only has to put up with Yakumo's comments but also got a Salary cut too!! He suffered too much this trip. Imagine wanting to skip work only to get dragged all the way to a whole different prefecture. Still kinda his fault for ignoring Ishii smh.
Speaking of Ishii I'm happy he and Makoto were mentioned even though they didn't make an appearance. Isshin's mere presence made up for any other character's disappearance. Kaminaga-sensei is a genius for mentioning Eishin too. I think references like that will increase in the complete version. Knowing the future and the direction of your work sure makes a big difference. It was really interesting knowing that Eishin was the one taking care of Nao when Isshin's not around. Nao must really miss Isshin even if she doesn't show it on her face. I head canon afterwards Nao being overjoyed to see not only Isshin but Yakumo and Haruka too after his two-day disappearance.
The scene when that madman dragged Haruka gave me the chills. Kaminaga-sensei using TTCM as a reference sure was brutal I ended up imagining it. Haruka did her best till the very end but the situation was hopeless. She can't even resist. her mouth, legs and wrists were taped. And on top of that he had the audacity to slap her! How dare him! If that man wasn't charged with attempted murder after all this I'm throwing hands!
In the end the case was solved and we find out that Takahiro-kun was the one talking to Hiromi all along. It really broke my heart knowing that all this time he didn't even know he was dead and yet played along to try to comfort Hiromi who was mourning for her child. What a strong kid. He and Mahiro are.
The lamenting doll huh... makes sense.
In the epilogue we learn that Yakumo can't handle hot food which I thought was really cute.
Tbh his whole food preference was quite unexpected. First we learn that he has a sweet tooth (Which Haruka thought doesn't suit him at all lol) and then a similar situation to the one in the epilogue happened in vol. 7 iirc when Yakumo was (again) staring at the sake and when Haruka asked if he can't drink he stubbornally tries to only to spit it out. This man just can't be honest😂 I actually really respect men who don't drink or smoke so that's a flex~
Now some of my favorite Yakumo lines which for some reason all happen to be verbally abusing Gotou (Can't blame Haruka for laughing because c'mon how could you not?)
• “You can say that because you've never heard it yourself. Compared to Gotou-san's snores, even a train would be quieter.”
• “A member of the police stating that he'll be driving under the influence? Japan is finished.”
• “I'm saying bears can't understand the taste of wine. What if someone made up a new proverb: bears and wine.”
• "I don't want to waste any more calories than this."
• "Well, that's not surprising. A bear with damaged taste buds such as Gotou-san will never understand."
Bye I'm using these irl.
I'll also add these two because I keep remembering these two exchanges and laughing:
1)
"I see. If you don't want to, it's fine. But please stop bringing cases to me from now on."
"This and that are a different story."
"No, it's the same thing. Ah, that's right. So that Gotou-san will stop bringing me cases, I'll be reporting to the police that you've been leaking investigation details to a civilian."
"What!? Don't joke with me! I'll get fired if you do that!" Gotou shouted in panic.
"Good then. That way I won't have to involve myself in cases that have nothing to do with me, and taxpayer money won't have to go into paying the incompetent Gotou-san; just like killing two birds with one stone."
"What did you say!?"
"Isn't that great? This way, Gotou-san can also play around to your heart's content. So it'll be more like killing three birds with one stone," said Yakumo, grinning as he looked at Gotou.
He really stabbed where it hurt. Having been commented like that, Gotou wouldn't have a way to refuse. "Fine. I'll help. Happy?"
Gotou lifted his heavy bottom up from the sofa reluctantly as he sighed. Yet Yakumo wasn't done with his counterattacks.
"Not really, it's fine even without Gotou-san helping."
"That wasn't what you said earlier!"
2)
"Sorry about that. Could you please tell me what I should do?" Gotou asked formally while swallowing his displeasure.
"You should know if you listened to the story"
"I'm asking because I don't know."
"You should have if you paid close attention to the whole story."
"Well I don't know!"
"Is that something to be proud about? Good grief.”
Too much Yakumo😂
Volume 11 is up next. I'm really really excited for this one because Unkai and Miyuki are one of the best antagonists I've ever read. I'll never forgive them for what they did to Yakumo but their back stories are very very well written and explains how they ended up that way. That last arc will wrap everything up. I remember reading the book description a while back but Laute's translations stopped at the time so I thought I'll never read it.
The day has finally come!!!
#I know I said I know longer post but I wanted to write something short like everyone in the comment section#I have too much to say tho so I just put it here#Writing this was really fun even though no one will read it#I'll do it again when vol. 11 comes out#My obsession with the Yakumo novel is back and I'm all ready for it~#I wanted to contribute to the fandom in some way so I forced a couple of my friends to read Yakumo and they actually liked it#Unsurprisingly because how could you not? hopefully the number of people who read Yakumo will increase~#Although tbh the main reason I did it was because I wanna yap to someone about my current no.1 hyperfixation#Also why do the illustrations in the reblog look so damn good? Where is that book I NEED it.#990 yen is quite ok-ish in my currency and I don't need to learn a whole different language for it#guess I'll save up~#I feel like I overdid it with the tags#Oh well#shinrei tantei yakumo#shinrei tantei yakumo translations#lamenting doll#saitou yakumo#yakumo saitou#manabu kaminaga
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Been thinking WIP thoughts recently and thought I'd share a bit. (Feel free to ignore this if you're just here for 5Ds silliness, that's fine—and also, btw, this is not an "I'm droping the WIP"-post. Just some stuff I thought I'd want to share.)
I checked a little while ago, and Embers (the current working title of the WIP) is now just over a year old. I've been writing this fic, which currently stands at ten chapters, for a year. That's a lot. And it's not like I want to stop or anything, my plans are solid, progress is steady, and I really, really wanna show everyone this story. I was just... hoping I'd be able to write it faster, I think. Didn't think the outline would explode on me several times because there's so many good character moments begging to be written, didn't think the thing's plot would get so tight that I'd become too nervous to upload any chapters before the first draft is done for fear of contradicting myself on accident, and also didn't think I'd actually be mad enough to write six duels into this.
I think what mainly bothers me is that I just wish it was done, not because writing it is boring, but because I'd love to fucking talk about it already. Which, yeah, I know, not exactly an unusual problem for writers.
I don't really know what the point of this post is (beyond getting something off my chest in the hopes it'll stop rattling around in my head so I can actually think about writing more), but here's something for you all: The current, total word count of Embers.
(The current chapter, 10, stands at 26,562 words.)
I'll probably post another snippet once I figure out which tiny shred of this story I can post without giving away massive spoilers. Anyway, happy (belated) birthday to the longest fic I've ever written. And uh, thanks for your patience, everybody.
#I'm not even gonna put this into the 5ds tag most people have no clue what I'm talking about anyway#also in my defence I'm also studying and working on original novels (plural) on the side#so I know I need to cut myself some slack#but god DAMN I miss uploading#just take this post I guess#straight from the chest#orchid rambles#current wip#fic writing updates
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Hiiiiiii
Haven't played the game yet, but I hope you don't mind if I-
GET OUT
#I got one of those damn fly swatters for every time I see that SpongeBob#DAILY CURSED ASK I GUESS#1859vn#yandere visual novel#yandere vn#......#....#He tastes like cinnamon rolls
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ace solo sesh whennn 😩
(full censored versions & a bonus under the cut 💦)
#ace anderson#jock studio#fanart#sorry idk if i’m allowed to show peen on here#any suggestions on places i could show off these off uncensored? that’s not twitter ‘cause i’m not about that toxicity lmaooo#fun fact this is the first time i’ve drawn a dick so it was an interesting experience….my search history for references is real spicy now#anyway sorry i’m still in my bl visual novel era#from time to time i think about jock studio and i’m like ughhh i need more content so i’m making it my damn self 😤#i miss ace my pathetic cringe fail loser boi#also why do i like the 10-minute sketch i quickly colored on my phone more than the whole illustration that took me like 3 days to finish#i guess stuff comes out better when i’m not thinking or trying too hard#something to ponder
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I just finished reading Fourth Wing which is a 632 page book in about 12 hours and so I went "I wonder how long LIAB would be page wise???? So, I put the word count of the whole series into a calculator site.
It states currently, your fic is equivalent to a 2,809 page book. Congrats on essentially writing five 562 page novels. I just thought youd like know! :D
-Scroll Anon
#stop it#don’t do things like this to me#two years and five 562 page novels later and I still am not at the end#it makes me cringe#I just wrote a ‘short katara pov’ and 5k later I’m like WHYYYYYY DO I WRITE LIKE THIS?!?!#first chapter of LIAB - 7k#most recent chapter of ITF 24k#the thing is I send them to people before posting!#I BEG THEM TO TELL ME WHERE CAN I CUT?!?!#they tell me no where :(#I Guess this is my life#it’s funny you sent this scroll anon#because I just picked up poppy war from the liab ray#library**#and I was like DAMN GURL THIIICCKKK#& there was a 30 second thing where I thought (I wonder how thick of a book -)#& of course here you are#to tell me#thanks scroll anon#I’ll respond to your other ask#about the boys sneaking around#<3#scroll anon#liab#ITF#RIA#ask#love you scrolly :)
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it's not like im bitter or anything about the way dr1, 2 and 3 have stage plays and v3 does not...
#we're lucky to get a merch collab like once a year bruh#there's so little official art#no extra material beyond the anthology which is purely comedic..#not even a damn novel and manga..#come onnnn it's been 7 years open that damn cat box just a little bittttt ughhh#i guess dr s is extra material too. but that ones for all the drs..#was v3 really that unpopular. comparatively to the others.#so sad </3#it's especially sad that this is the only dr i actually care about lol rip
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what does it mean that the entire audiobook of famed wow of warcraft book wow crimes has been ripped off of audble and thrown up on youtube seven years ago (very easily found in the top results when searching for the book on yt) and has been viewed less than 200 times. in seven years.
#it means no one gives a damn about wow novels.#I am going to try to listen to it I guess#jack dot text#lowkey i am so scared I am gonna put bad karma out there for mentioning this on tumble and the videos will be taken down.#which is why I called the book 'wow crimes'#anyways
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Fellas,
Is it just being “pals” saying things like this to your “partner” ?
“Even if one day, we can’t have each other’s backs, our hearts will always be together. That’s all.”
I mean, both Shamir and Catherine cannot support F!Billy, so it means they are very straight, and this line here is just how people express their friendship.
BTW, I still like how this “ Scared? …You? The one who isn’t afraid of anything? The great ”Thunder Catherine,” who’s [so terrifying that] even a crying child would shut up and run away still naked?” was lolcalised to “The terrible “Thunder Catherine,” afraid? I thought you weren’t afraid of anything.”
Oh well.
#cathmir#it's just incomprehensible how some people can see this and think 'they're gals being pals'#I guess it's because not a lot of people who write about catherine actually bother to read her supports#but damn#Shamir who's supposed to be a loner comes up with this corny line#she read too much Faerghian novels about knighthood#then there's this talk about going 'beyond partners'#FE16#which is why SB's Nopes where Shamir doesn't backstab Hubbie doesn't make any sense#especially how she can be sent to kill the wife she sacrificed herself to save!#but otoh#gg you two even Hubert knows you're married lol
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im considering making percy jackson the next class novel in my class but like, do i think the kids will actually enjoy it and that they're definitely the right age for it OR am i just wanting to do it because i want to read it???
#like they're a bunch of 9/10yos so im worried they're still a year or two off it being a better time to read it#maybe i need to reread it bc i haven't read it since i was 12 and decide then if they'd enjoy it?#or maybe i test the waters with deltora quest first bc that feels a lil younger and is also fantasy#but again i want to read deltora quest thus my consideration of it like will they even like it?#like obvs you gotta be a tiny bit selfish with class novels bc like. i do have to read it and be able to essentially perform it to the kids#but stilllllllll. they're a tough crowd my class and i wanna pick something good#i should investigate some other options perhaps#its just hard bc most of my class are fully in their diary of a wimpy kid bad guys weirdo era#and they're SO unwilling already to read outside of their preferred series so they're not very adventurous with the literary world#i guess i'll see if i can find some comedy options that are still chapter books.... that could be an in#damn this is the longest rant ever about something that matters so little. soz guys.#i am accepting class novel recommendations appropriate for grade 4s tho#for context we just did matilda to mixed reviews and they somewhat enjoyed paul jennings#my post tag
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// also idk if it's me just overthinking as always but I feel like lately being a Yu RPer or fan in general is not the best stuff hahahhhhh. I read lots of assumptions on Twitter where basically if you like Yu it means you only care about Mikayuu and nothing else and I'm like-
Yeah I love Yucihiro to bits and I'm hella passionate about him as a character, I totally understand his obsession for Mika too and everything else that makes his character who he is but I love Owari and every single character and I just want to enjoy the whole story and dynamics groans
#ooc#vivitalks#I have cookies and joy to give#it's a shame the fandom gets so divided but I guess that happens in a lot of fandoms anyways#I just want to scream about owari in general#I understand Kagami's writing can be uhh not the best sometimes#BUT#at the end of the day its his story and yes Yu and Mika are the main characters of this story damn#ONE DAY WE WILL GET MORE GUREN NOVELS#AND MIKAELA NOVELS TOOa#I'm very hopeful
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read another post and was reminded that in the novel, jc was able to lead the seige on BM and slaughter all the remaining wens bc he could enter the wards. bc wwx trusted him and allowed him entrance when he was creating them. fuck
#I hate novel jc I really do. I wish someone had killed him but that would have rendered wwx's sacrifice meaningless#ugh. at least he's miserable forever 🎉#mdzs txp#I guess. damn
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I just read a story on twitter from a guy in our country that worked on ChatGPT to make the bot talk to thousands of girls and then enter a relationship and propose to one of them who he found the most compatible. The guy has briefly read the summaries of messages and now is happily married to a girl and bragging about his cool bot i might actually throw up dystopian novels are fun to read but can we like tone down the creepy bullshit news every day?
#remember all those funky sci fi novels we used to read years ago?#yeah they are now real#apparently he still hasn't told the girl she's been talking to a bot 99% of the time#well his story is definitely is going viral now so i hope she takes it into account and kick him out at worst#ai#chatbot#chatgpt#so impressive because i can guess how much effort and coding skills went into this#but what the damn fuck
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hi guys i am so stressed watch me dive into honkai
#haha what IF#when im extremely stressed i consume media mindlessly#when i am not and i cognizantly eat media is when im alive and i love u#aka if i have energy i give things the proper attention i think they deserve#if not? then i just eat it and im done with it forever.#insight into the ammy world i suppose#anyway i have three finals due today and i just finished one but i have three left HAHAHAHA#86 helped me in the studying part#and that's a series i WANT to stay in#but i finished the anime caught up to the hiatus/cancelled manga#so now i am left to buy the light novels which. ill... do over the summer when i have money#so for now? since this is on the rise? honkai time i guess#though i should finish and catch up to path to nowhere#because i dont know what the FUCK is happening in star rail#i like a lot of the motifs though so i would like to know#uhm. you think id get back into twst soon uhm. im sorry#i WILL its just. eueueueu... let me finish my school year off so i cand rown in twst#anyway. time to figure out how it starts??? its long damn
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by the way i am going to get to asks and such soon, i just am super busy at the moment (yay for 6 day work-week in a field where your days off are dedicated to doing even more work) but i have blorbo thoughts and i will absolutely make them everyone else’s problem as soon as i have more than one (1) hour of brain power a day to do something that isnt Work or School related
#taylor.txt#spring break next week…rejoice#it could be a lot worse. my placement is awesome. the grading load wont be terrible by any means#the bigger issue is just. im teaching math. and i am not trained to teach math nor did i even go to school here so like#i dont know what the curriculum is like lol. anyway. tl;dr real life is A Lot at the moment. im having fun but god am i tired#also not clear at all from this but to contextualize i work on saturdays and am doing my student teacher things through the week#which this time around is full-time 100% workload teaching. but they throw us in in february#hence the unit planning. which i wouldnt have been able to really do before meeting my kids anyway#but yknow it mightve been nice to like. have known the novel theyre studying right now ahead of time or something#…….damn. thats the thing i forgot to do today. i was going to watch the movie my other class is studying right now since im supposed to be#taking over the teaching and need to be able to help with their essays. oh well. tomorrow me’s problem i guess
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I can't believe Ao3 went down the moment I settled down after getting off of work. This feels homophobic.
#/j#imma lose my mind#read on ao3#this is where i would read my fanfic on ao3...IF IT WAS UP#damn#guess i'll have to read a actual published novel now ANSNSNNSNXNSNDJXNZ#archive of our own
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