#95% sure the Cross Guild would have a shame bell..Buggy gets the brunt of its use

[cryingpariah]

When I was growing up, my mom used to randomly make me brownies that had black beans and spinach so I was none the wiser about getting healthy stuff in my treats.

Mihawk does the same to the boys who, despite having some very advanced sensors and observation haki, never seem to pick up on all the secret fiber, calcium, and Vitamin A and C they were getting.

You know who else is obliviously receiving those healthy bars of deliciousness? Buggy.

I’d like to think he started doing this due to Zoro and Perona's absolutely atrocious diets just alcohol for the former and just jelly sandwiches for the latter. By the time the boys come into his life he’s a pro! He'll slip into the kitchen undetected and slip copious amounts healthy vitamins and minerals for his growing kids (and also Buggy). The kids all coming flying when the heavenly smell of chocolate fills the air and practically bouncing all the walls with excitement!

“Papa did you make us brownies?!?”

“Indeed I did, they are still cooling but will be fit for consumption soon. Let us all go wash up in preparation.”

Gabe and Gryphon race each other to the sink and playfully splash water on each other before properly committing to the task. The atmosphere was light and peaceful a not so distant comedic yelp cut through it.

“YEOWCH!”

They head back to the kitchen to see roughly a third of the brownie pan being juggled in two disembodied hands as Buggy is painfully making his way through another, steam leaks out from his mouth, nose and ears before he swallows relieved and happy. The happiness is short lived as his eyes meet the offended faces of his kids and partner.

*gasp* “DADDY'S STEALING OUR BROWNIES!” >:O

“This isn’t theft! This issssss a lesson! Yes, a lesson on why good pirates don’t leave their treasure unattended!”

The frowns and pouts don’t leave the boys faces and the clown confessed to his egregious crimes with sobbing apologies.

His punishment? Sitting in the corner watching everyone else enjoying the sweets while the Shame Bell is being rung in his ears.