Oooo, this is a good one! I would like to preface this by saying I don't really want to KILL the person I chose for that option. With that being said, here we go!
Fuck: Jey Uso. Any day of the week. Twice on Sundays. Who's to say.
Marry: Drew McIntyre. I love me some Scottish Dom Daddy Drew.
So... @hart-on-my-sleeve and I were in the middle of an AH-MAY-ZING 🧠 ⛈️ and came up with an idea for an Old Timey PT Barnum and Bailey WWF Circus AU🎪🤡
They should be written like little mini drabbles or one shots about circus life under the big top🤡🎪
Typical 3 ring circus layout - pre everything so there's animal acts and freak shows etc.
Here are our cast of characters so far:
- 'The Colonel/Mouth of The South'Jimmy Hart - Ring Master
- Gorilla Monsoon - Ring Leader 2nd ring
- Mean Gene - Ring Leader 3rd ring
The Freaks/Sideshows- Andre The Giant, George 'The Animal' Steele, Zeus
The Clowns - The Ultimate Warrior, Brother Love, Bobby The Brain Heenan
Strongmen - Hulk Hogan, Big John Studd, King Kong Bundy
Animal Acts - The Funk Brothers and Cowboy Bob Orton Rodeo Round Up//The Macho Man and Elizabeth White Horse Equestrian show//Jake The Snake Roberts, The Undertaker and Paul Bearer - Spooky Reptile Act//Hacksaw Jim Duggan and his Pachyderms
The Stunts - Rowdy Roddy Piper - Fire Show (Fire eating, Motorcycle in the steel ball and BIG CATS (tiger taming and ring of fire with his kilt cape)
The Junkyard Dog - Cannon Launch
Mr. Perfect and Brutus The Barber Beefcake - Knife throwing act
Trapeze performance by - Sensational Sherri and The Genius.
Scott 'Razor Ramón' Hall - Prestidigitarian
Burlesque Act - Adorable Adrian Adonis (The Bubble Show) Cyndi Lauper - juggler
Carnival Barkers and Side Show Operators- The Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase/ Irwin R Schyster and Virgil
OCs
@hart-on-my-sleeve - The Aerial Fiery Red-headed acrobat - aerial silks, ring dancer, tight rope walker
🤯🤯🤯👀👀👀O...K I NEED this in my life right now...THE BLUE ICICLE 😳😳😳...the moves!!! Must...find...MATCH 💯👏👏👏
@84reedsy have you seen this?? We haven't talked about THE BLUE OHEMGEEE⭐⭐⭐
They said Perfect was seriously injured going into this match but pushed himself...but after this, I believe it was when he turned commentator/advisor... poor man 🫂🫂🫂 He was just hitting his stride 😭