#80 days huh. just a short one this evening because I saw my bestie who’s out of hospital now but it was pretty sad

[sportsthoughts]

Day 80 of offseason gifs - missing Jake today

[satanicstormcloud]

Satan’s In My Dressing Room!

Summary: You’re trying on lingerie and Lucifer decides to bloop in.

Word Count: 1,023

Warnings: Some cussing because I just… can’t not cuss, Lucifer is kind of intruding so idk if that counts for anything?

A/N: YALL THIS IS MY FIRST ONE-SHOT EVER SO… please go easy on me (but also give me feedback but… word it as nicely as you can because I’m a bean). If you have any ideas for a way I could re-write this one-shot to make it more “spicy” or whatever you’re into lemme know, I was gonna make it more “spicy” but… the direction totally changed.

This is also kind of short because it’s a tester to what response I get- not that I only write for a response, but I want to give you guys a chance to give me feedback before I nosedive into something long.

Also, I’m only on season 2 of Supernatural (I’m terrible I know) but I pretty much know majority of Lucifer’s plot lines. Let’s pretend that this is like, after he’s going after Sam and now he’s just chillin’ at the bunker. Idk. —

Today was one of those days where you didn’t care what was on the price tag, nor did you care if what you were purchasing was “sensible”. You just wanted to buy shit, and that’s what you were gonna do.

As you grabbed your purse, you glanced at Sam, stating,“I’m heading out to Torrid to try on some stuff, I won’t be long.” He nodded back in response, mumbling,”have fun!”

Lucifer was leaning on the counter behind him, and he didn’t say much but he watched you leave, a thoughtful look on his face. He’d been staying at the bunker the past few weeks, and his interactions with the boys always amused you. Sometimes he pushed their buttons, but that’s only because they allowed him to. He never bothered you, but he always seemed to be staring at you with his arms crossed and his finger on his chin as if trying to solve some complex problem.

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You were in the dressing room, shirt and pants off, leaving you only in your undergarments. Shuffling around the somewhat large room, you decided to try on a lingerie set which consisted of a pink brallet with black lace and matching underwear. Matching lingerie? FUCK YEAH.

As you rather ungracefully pulled on the bralette and the underwear, you could’ve sworn that the room had gotten just a little bit colder.

“Huh. Weird. They probably turned on the AC…” You thought to yourself.

You studied yourself in the mirror, judging how much you liked the lingerie set. Did you look hot as hell? Yes, but was it worth spending $80 on? You couldn’t decide, so you pulled out your phone, snapping a pic to send to your bestie to help you judge.

However, when you looked at the photo, you realized something was off. There was a blur, almost like a shadow that was moving, to your right.

You turned, eyes widening when you saw who was there.

“Ooh, hey pretty girl. You look… bangin’. Is that the term they’re using nowadays?”

You sighed nervously, facepalming to hide your embarrassment as you whimpered,”Fucking hell, Satan’s in my dressing room!”

He let out a deep, throaty chuckle, sending shivers up your spine. You moved your arms away from your face, shielding your tits instead of your blush- the brallete was sheer, so your nips were 100% out and about.

Lucifer suddenly shifted closer to you, reaching for your arms as he joked,”Aw, come on. You don’t have to be so self-conscious around me.”

You backed away slowly, absent-mindedly crossing your legs as well as you leaned against the wall behind you.

“Lucifer, what do you want?” You groaned, sending him a displeased look.

He shifted closer to you once more, taking your phone from your hand and setting it on the chair in the room whilst keeping his eyes locked on yours.

“I’m just visiting you-You said you were trying on clothes and I wanted to see what you picked,” He finished, stepping so close to you that you could feel his breath hitting your cheek.

You huffed in frustration, blurting,”Listen sweetcheeks, I don’t know what’s going on with you or why you’re acting like- whatever this is-“

He cut you off by running his thumb along your lower lip, biting down on his tongue in a focused manner. “I don’t know what it is about you, but you’re… precious and I can’t stay away,” he responded in a thoughtful voice, his thumb running along your cheekbone to your ear.

You blinked in surprise stuttering,”O-oh, that’s… that’s great, I guess?”

“How do you feel about me?” He asked in a soft voice, almost as if he were afraid of your response.

Wrapping your arms around his neck to invite him in more, you responded,”I… I like you allot, I suppose. I wasn’t really prepared for this, so I didn’t really think about how I felt about you beforehand but… you’re great, you really are. You make me very happy, even when you’re being an asshole sometimes.”

He snorted at the last part, and you were thankful he didn’t skin you for it.

Laying his head inside of the crook of your neck and taking a deep breath, he mumbled,”You smell great. And you need to buy this- I meant what I said. You look amazing.”

You giggled in response, relaxing into his hold.

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See, I told you it was short! I’m feeling my oats, or whatever they say. Once again, please comment/send me feedback through an ask or a message or whatever you’d like! I’m not necessarily taking requests, but if you have a fun idea/prompt feel free to send it to me and I just might write it!

-Tema

[zuckarr]

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—last:

1. drink: glass of water 2. phone call: with my bestie 3. text message: from my babe 4. song you listened to: “Chaser” by Crypsis 5. time you cried: two nights ago if i remember correctly 6. dated someone twice: no 7. kissed someone and regretted it: nope 8. been cheated on: nah 9. lost someone special: who hasn’t 10. been depressed: can’t recall atm 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: excuse me?? i don’t drink

—3 favorite colors:

12. pink 13. light-blue 14. orange

—in the last year have you:

15. made new friends: YES!!! 16. fallen out of love: someone like me is just incapable of falling out of love 17. laughed until you cried: yes lmao 18. found out someone was talking about you: i haven’t found out, just suspected it 19. met someone who changed you: of course 20. found out who your friends are: i always know who my friends are, duh 21. kissed someone on your facebook list: huh??? what does this even mean

—general:

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: 4 i guess 23. do you have any pets: i have the most beautiful and most cuddly dog in the world 24. do you want to change your name: YES OH GOD YES 25. what did you do for your last birthday: does being happy count, because i was hella happy~ 26. what time did you wake up: i didn’t sleep tonight 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: trying to comfort my bestie 28. name something you can’t wait for: meet my nugget ♥ 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: a few hours ago 31. what are you listening to right now: the air conditioner noise HAHA 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: ...yes. tomek, actually. 33. something that is getting on your nerves: that none of my friends is ever willing to watch the anime series i suggest. it’s seriously starting to piss me off 34. most visited website: tumblr & youtube 35. hair color: dark brown 36. long or short hair: guess it’s medium rn 37. do you have a crush on someone: i am not blushing, ur blushing 38. what do you like about yourself: i’m not answering this 39. piercings: never 40. blood type: zero! 41. nickname: bunbun <3 42. relationship status: huh... 43. zodiac: taurus 44. pronouns: she/he 45. favourite tv show: Owari no Seraph, man 46. tattoos: nah 47. right or left handed: right-handed 48. surgery: no omg 50. sport: jogging! 51. vacation: never had one, just a few days in north italy but it wasn’t a vacation 52. pair of trainers: i love them!! i have 2 pairs but i hope to buy more 53. eating: fruit 54. drinking: nothing rn 55. I’m about to: have a walk 56. waiting for: I DON’T EVEN KNOW MYSELF- 57. want: cuddles 58. get married: i hope so 59. career: animal caretaker mostly

—which is better:

60. hugs or kisses: both 61. lips or eyes: both 62. shorter or taller: shorter 63. older or younger: younger 64. nice arms or nice stomach: nice arms?? 65. hookup or relationship: depends 66. troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant

—have you ever:

67. kissed a stranger: no wtf 68. drank hard liquor: nooo 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: yes to both 70. turned someone down: yes, and i hated it 71. sex on the first date: um no 72. broken someone’s heart: i think i did 73. had your heart broken: yeah 74. been arrested: NO 75. cried when someone died: yes... 76. fallen for a friend: kiiiiiinda?

—do you believe in:

77. yourself: i try to 78. miracles: honestly yes 79. love at first sight: yes 80. santa claus: bro go watch Rise of the Guardians 81. kiss on the first date: haha of course! 82. angels: yes, definitely

—other:

84. eye color: grey/blue/green, whatever, it’s iridescent 85. favorite movie: Dead Poets Society

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