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The Seven Evil Exes: Would I date them?
Ranked by a professional man lover and woman respecter
I will be ranking from least dateable to most dateable (personality, looks, et cetera). These are only my opinions pls do not hate bro.
7. Gideon Graves (Gordon Goose)
He is a textbook male manipulator. I do not trust him with any of my emotions. I do not like him. He would literally chip me. ew ew ew.
6 and 5. The Twins
I literally have no opinions on them. I’m pretty sure they’re pedos tho so i’m not into that.
4. Matthew Patel
I just don’t find him attractive. He is quite dorky and I go for a more sophisticated man- ykwim (Wallace Wells). I do appreciate his love for the theatre and beating people up, this is always good in a man. I appreciate a thespian from time to time. I just don’t see myself dating him now- maybe when I was 12 and discord dating was a thing.
3. Roxie Richter
I may be gay but I know an attractive woman when I see one. She would treat me right and I would treat her right. 10/10 woman, Ramona did her dirty. Let’s go lesbians.
2. Lucas Lee
First of all he’s really hot. Also he’s funny. I like a himbo. I enjoy a good himbo. I suspect he would treat me like shit but it’s fine. He’s hot.
1. Todd Ingram
He is literally so fine. I love a man who plays an instrument. He would be obsessed with me. He also has a nice personality, and I like the whole aesthetic he has going on bro. I just really appreciate him.
#scott pilgram takes off#seven evil exes#7 evil exes#7 exes#matthew patel#gideon graves#gordon goose#todd ingram#roxie richter#lucas lee#twins#idk what their names are#ranking#scott pilgrim vs the world#scott pilgrim
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I HAD AN IDEA
#scott pilgrim#scott pilgrim vs the world#spvtw#scott pilgrim takes off#mathew patel#lucas lee#todd ingram#matthew patel#roxie richter#roxy richter#katayanagi twins#ken katayanagi#kyle katayanagi#gideon graves#gideon gordon graves#league of evil exes#7 evil exes#seven evil exes#shitpost#meme#twitter#scott pilgrim the anime#spto#:3#idk what else 2 add
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CUTE ASF SHOW‼️‼️‼️
#scott pilgrim#scott pilgrim takes off#scott pilgrim fanart#scott pilgrim anime#ramona flowers#matthew patel#lucas lee#todd ingram#roxie richter#roxy richter#katayanagi twins#gideon graves#gordon goose#kim pine#knives chau#wallace wells#stephen stills#league of evil exes#evil exes#7 evil exes#seven evil exes#my art#fanart#digital art
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Tommy and Buck.
#saw this on the ex bird app#tv: 911#tommy kinard#911 abc#911#evan buckley#lou ferrigno jr#oliver stark#911 text posts#911 season 7#bucktommy#evan buck buckely#louis ferrigno jr#tevan#kinkley
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Whumptober - Day 07 | Prompt 02 - Unconventional Weapon
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[No Romance Included]
#whumptober2024#No.7#Unconventional Weapon#Arknights#digital art#blood#injury#gun#Whumptober#October2024#Isa's fanart#insertsomthinawesome#Flamebringer#Executor#Federico Giallo Executor#Executor ex Foedere#fedi why do you have a gazillion names#Flamebringer Arknights#Executor Arknights#i'm not going to create a separate tag for fedi's alter without good reason WHEEZE#drew snow so good my friend wants to eat it#the highest compliment#People who don't know ak 'how is a gun unconventional'#people who know ak 👀#the unending joy and fun to be found in the encounters between people who don't know a piece of media and those who do#Also sorry you get vertical flamebringer because tumblr cronches horizontal images so bad 😔
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Made this for shts and giggles
#mx mario#somari#7 grand dad#ihy luigi#lucas mario 85#turmoil#too late exe#mr virtual#game boy#dj hallyboo#mr sys#mario’s madness#fnf
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Will haunting the narrative as both the innocent who was wrongfully destroyed AND the one that got away.
Season 2 Will impacting everything Mike does from that point forward just as much as Will's death impacts everyone.
El thinks of him when she confronts Brenner about the mind flayer, we know things like that. But Mike also thinks of him when he tells El he loves her.
They're all thinking of him. The last time they saw him.
The way he was never the same.
But Mike is thinking about the last time he saw him.
Losing him.
The way they were never the same.
(The way he can't get him back)
Yes, Will's disappearance changed everyone's trajectory forever. But he also changed Mike. He also made Mike's personal and romantic life impossible to return to after him.
He haunts more than just the people who mourn his death.
(The sole purpose of Mike's season 2 separation from El in the first place is so that he can never truly go back after Will)
#you know what they say: once you go [will byers] you never go back#the queer experience of not knowing you're settling until you do and being unable to return#mike wheeler contrasts#mike wheeler#would you hate it if i said i thought of this deep cool interesting post because i was listening to taste by sabrina carpenter#will byers#the power you hold#the way it's an ensemble cast so will can't be the main character#but to the character THEMSELVES he is#living rent free in everyone's minds 24/7#It may be an ensemble cast he may not be able to be the main character of Stranger Things#but he's the main character of the party#he's the main character of Hawkins#byler#byler season 2#mike wheeler is queer#season 2 byler irreversibly changed the trajectory of mike's narrative#byler timeline#the way#finn playlist#corroborates this with the songs about like not being over your ex or something if i recall from a rundown i read#the most you had was eye contact and one one-way hand hold#but ok go off king#break up with your girlfriend of 3 years for him bet#do you
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Okay but that scene of Eddie and Taylor having a cunt off as Buck is busy absolutely DEVOURING Eddie's cooking is going to be so much more funnier when Buddie becomes canon 😭
#buddie#eddie diaz#evan buckley#evan buck buckley#just eddie defeating buck's 7 evil exes#and buck fighting off eddie's catholic guilt and repression#match of the century fr
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Evil X’s when they were still sexy and evil
#7 evil exes#evil exes#scott pilgrim#scott pilgrim takes off#spto#scott pilgrim fanart#matthew patel#lucas lee#todd ingram#roxie richter#gideon graves
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something something all the apollo kids are seen as the performers of the camp which feeds into their need to mask their emotions so they can keep up the act for the others something something
#cabin 7#percy jackson#will solace#kayla knowles#austin lake#michael yew#lee fletcher#what i mean is that they each have a big personality around camp#and they spent their whole life constantly performing for people (through music or other arts)#and now their personality is a big part of their act#Ex: Will being empathetic cuz he's a healer#(healing is considered an art cuz bedside manner is just acting)#anyways#they feel like they have to abide their 2D personailty they created in order to keep their act/art/performance up#so they never allow others to see them feel other emotions that dont allign with what they 'should' feel
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balatro the rock
#balatro#bocchi the rock!#bocchiposting#its very easy to mod this game you can just Extract the exe file with 7-zip
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First part to this prompt I posted the other day. This is gonna be eventual steddie (sorry, stonathan) and I’m really excited. Title from the song ‘nonsense’ by Sabrina Carpenter.
I think I got an ex but I forgot him
Part 1. (You’re here)
Part 2.
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If he heard the words: Robin and in love, in the same sentence, with the melodious voice of one Dustin Henderson, one more time. Steve was sure he was gonna lose it.
Listen, he understands where he’s coming from. The kid just wants him to be happy. But he is! Dustin just doesn’t seem to get that. Happiness doesn’t only come in the form of a relationship. His teenage brain can’t comprehend that fact just yet. He wishes he did though, because he’s absolutely insufferable about getting Steve and Robin together.
No excuse or explanation he gives is good enough. Dustin still insists that he needs to try, that this is his chance at true love. Robin is kind of the love of his life, sure, but the platonic love of his life. His best friend, his soulmate, sister from another mister. All that jazz. Dustin doesn’t buy it though.
And Steve’s tried everything! He even told Dustin about that time in starcourt when they were high off his asses. Told him that he confessed his crush to Robin but that she rejected him, and that they were best friends now and nothing else. He obviously left out the part where Robin came out to him. He’s never gonna reveal Robin’s secret to anyone. The only answer he got was that “It doesn’t even matter now! Things could’ve changed! You never know.” Steve knew. He knew that he would never be into his best friend like that, and she would never be into him. Apparently they were the only ones who knew that.
Because of all the fuss Dustin was constantly making, other people started giving their input. Thanks Dustin. They didn’t get it either, didn’t believe they were just Platonic with a capital P. They made sure they knew it too, the whole party, Nancy, Jonathan, Eddie. Not Argyle, he said that the energy between Steve and Robin was intense but completely friendly, almost like they were twins. Steve liked Argyle. Of course he had to be miles away.
Most of their friends dropped the subject after the second time Steve or Robin explained the nature of their relationship. Even if they weren’t convinced, they didn’t push. Except for one person. Yep. Dustin.
Who was currently harassing Steve at his job. He didn’t know what else to tell him. If family video wasn’t empty he would just ignore him to do his job but there was nothing to do. He couldn’t even sweep or anything because everything was already done.
“Okay well! There must be a good reason why you guys haven’t gotten together!” Dustin exclaimed. He is so fucking stubborn.
“I already told you, Henderson. We’re. Just. Friends.” He knew it wasn’t gonna do anything. It was just a routine at this point.
Dustin’s expression changed to determination. “Nuh uh. There’s a reason there. And I’m gonna find out!” Shit. Could Dustin figure out Robin? He doesn’t think so. But he’s starting to panic. What if he finds out? Robin doesn’t deserve that. He’d feel like it was his fault, and everything would go to shit.
“Okay! Okay! There is a reason.”
“I knew it! You have to tell me.” Dustin demanded. Well, Steve hasn’t thought that much ahead. He needs to come up with something and he needs to do it fast if Dustin is gonna believe it.
“Look, I haven’t told anyone this before.” Building suspense, nice.
Then, an idea popped into his head and it seemed like the perfect response to all of this. Or maybe it’s the only thing he could think of in such short notice. “I’m gay.” He blurts out. It made sense in his head, really. Robin doesn’t get outed, but she can still look at the reaction she might get when she comes out. (It doesn’t hold any kind of truth at all. Not one Steve can see right now at least.)
Dustin is just staring at him. “What? I don’t, you’re not, since when?”
“Since I was born?” It sounds like a question. Steve didn’t prepare for follow up questions to the reply he literally just crafted.
“There’s no way you’re gay.” At least he didn’t seem disgusted or upset? Is this a good or bad reaction?
“Are you not okay with it?” Steve dared to ask.
“What?! Of course I’m okay with it, I’m just. I don’t care, but you don’t really seem gay. It’s hard to believe.” At least he’s okay with it. He’s still being stubborn.
“Way to stereotype, Henderson.”
Dustin sputters. “Wha- can you even blame me? Who could believe you?”
The next words that came out of Steve’s mouth didn’t actually ask for permission to be said. “My boyfriend can believe it.” He said it so matter of fact that he surprised himself a little. The way he usually took the route of action before thinking was gonna bite him in the ass some day. Would that be today?
“Boyfriend?!! And you didn’t tell me? You don’t have a boyfriend!” He accused Steve. “Who is it?”
Oh. Shoot. Quick, brain. Who could be his boyfriend? Someone his age, that was single, and could be believed to be in a gay relationship.
“It’s Jonathan.” Why did he say that? He just broke up with Nancy, that would just seem like a messy situation. Also is he literally just doing what he scolded Dustin for and stereotyping?
“But he just broke up with Nancy.” Hmm. Did Dustin read his mind or something.
“It’s new. That’s why I haven’t told anyone.”
“Not even Robin?” Oh, crap. Is he gonna have to tell this to people? Well, he should probably tell Jonathan first that he is apparently in a relationship with him now.
“Not even Robin.” Dustin beamed at this.
“You know, even if you and Jonathan are kind of a weird sounding couple, and this is surprising… if you’re happy then I’m happy for you, Steve.” That was weirdly sweet of Dustin.
“Thanks, bud.”
After that and renting a movie, Dustin was on his way. He gave Steve a hug goodbye and hopped on his bike to go home.
Steve had a lot of things to get done now. And he hoped that the first one went well because he didn’t really have a plan B if it didn’t. What had he gotten himself into?
First things first. Asking Jonathan to be his fake boyfriend.
At least for a while.
What could go wrong?
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Step 1. Get Jonathan to be his fake boyfriend.
Step 2. Probably get Robin in on it?
He’s not sure about that one. This situation was kind of embarrassing, he’d rather just share his embarrassment with the one person who is absolutely necessary. Also Robin doesn’t seem like the type to lie to their friends. Even if it was harmless.
Step 2. Probably get Robin in on it?
Step 2. Make a game plan.
They’d probably need to talk about how this was gonna go. Get all their facts straight in case there were any questions, which there were going to be. Plan how long this was gonna be for. He was getting a bit ahead of himself, but there was no plan B.
Step 3. Hope it’s believable.
He was already outside of the Hopper-Byers home. This shouldn’t be hard, Jonathan is a pretty understanding guy. He wouldn’t judge Steve, or make fun of him. At least that’s what Steve hoped. They’ve been developing a friendship for a while. Which has been going surprisingly well. Fuck. Was this gonna mess it up?
He got out of his car and walked to the door, knocking. El answered the door, she gave him a smile and let him in.
“Is Jonathan home?” Him asking for Jonathan wasn’t a rare occurrence nowadays, so El just nodded and pointed to his room.
He knocked to make his presence known. “Hey, Jon?” He opened the door and stepped inside the room.
“Hiya. What’s up, Harrington?” Jonathan grinned at Steve. Ah. Shit. He didn’t look completely sober. Must’ve smoked something earlier.
“Well, I wanted to talk to you. I’d rather wait until you sober up though.” Jonathan just gave him a thumbs up.
“Happy to have company.” Steve knew Jonathan was having trouble dealing with the break up. They had been together for a while and he thought that those two were gonna beat all the odds and marry each other or something. Maybe they still could find their way back to each other someday. Right now though, it probably sucked.
Nancy was off to college, Jonathan stayed here in Hawkins doing community college. There was no way of knowing how Nancy was taking it, she barely called and when she did it was kinda cut and dry. Although Steve supposed that was a way of telling she wasn’t doing so good either.
They hung out, doing nothing in particular. Just talking, listening to music and Steve sobering him up.
“Did you say you wanted to talk about something?” Jon asked. He looked sober now. Or as sober as his perpetual stoner face could look.
“Yeah… I kinda did something stupid.”
“Don’t we all.” Cute. Was he trying to make him feel better? It would’ve worked if what he did wasn’t as stupid as it was.
“No, seriously. I think this is the dumbest thing I have done.” Understatement.
“It can’t be that bad.” Jon’s words weren’t aligned with his face because it looked like he was starting to worry.
“It has something to do with you too.” With those words, Steve definitely made Jonathan start to worry. “Hear me out first!”
Retelling the events from earlier was excruciating. Steve has never felt this embarrassed before. It sounded so dumb saying it out loud.
“You really couldn’t come up with anything else? Like oh I don’t know. Saying you don’t like Robin like that?” It was like he wasn’t even listening.
“I tried that thousands of times! He wouldn’t buy it!”
“Why haven’t you just dated anyone else? To prove that you’re not hung up on her?” Interesting line of questioning. Honestly, it’s been a long time since someone has made him feel anything at all. No girl caught his attention like before. Has the upside down messed him up so bad that he can’t form romantic connections anymore?
“I just, I don’t really. Taking a break from dating sounded good to me.”
“Uh huh. Sure.” Jon didn’t believe him, whatever.
“Look I just panicked, spoke without thinking.”
“You know, I actually thought that Dustin was right about you and Robin before. But if you’re so determined to prove you’re not, to even come up with something like that.” Steve hated this. Was Jonathan getting a kick out of this?
“Are you amused? I’m kinda suffering here.” Steve lamented. “Can you just please help me?
“Oh god, what do you expect me to do? Pretend to date you to get Dustin off your back?” Yes. Please.
“Look! I only ask for a few weeks! It doesn’t have to be for long. Just, a few weeks of fake dating and then just say it didn’t work out and we decided to stay friends. All that cheesy stuff.” God, he was not being convincing at all.
Jonathan still looked skeptical. But at least he was considering it now. “I’ll owe you, big time. Whatever favor you want.” Steve offered.
Jon looked resigned now. He huffed out a breath. “I never thought my first boyfriend was gonna be Steve Harrington.”
“What?”
“Yeah. I always pictured a nerd or maybe a stoner.” He was confused now. Was Jonathan? “Yes, Steve. You should probably know if we’re gonna do this. I also like guys. And I’m assuming you’re okay with it, considering what you just asked.”
“Of course! Thanks for telling me. I’m glad you could trust me.” He was being genuine. Even if Steve was a little surprised, and now felt even more guilty about words he used in the past to insult Jonathan. All the past apologies seemed insufficient. Even so, he was happy that their friendship could develop into this.
“So? How is this gonna work? You really owe me now, you know.”
“Trust me, I know.”
So their friendship wasn’t ruined. Who knows? Maybe this could make it stronger.
#this is just the introduction to it all#i hope it gets you hyped ? lol#decided on this title because the song has been on my mind 24/7 for a while#I think I got an ex but I forgot him#steddie#steve harrington#dustin henderson#jonathan byers#steve x eddie#eddie x steve#steve harrington x eddie munson#stranger things#stranger things 4#st4#platonic steve x jonathan#mer writes sometimes#stranger things s4#stranger things netflix#eddie munson#steveddie#my fics
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There’s a moment where you see there’s still deep attraction here.
Franz Kafka, Letters to Felice // Brennan Lee Mulligan, Fantasy High: Junior Year // Lev St. Valentine, THIS IS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU // Lev St. Valentine, HOPE YOU’RE WELL. PLEASE DON’T READ THIS. // Mitski, I’m Your Man // Siobhan Thompson, Brennan Lee Mulligan, & Ally Beardsley, Fantasy High: Junior Year // Trista Mateer, You Couldn’t Just Leave? // Steven Espada Dawson, Elegy for the Four Chambers of My Brother’s Heart // Natalie Diaz, Wolf OR-7 // Ally Beardsley & Brennan Lee Mulligan, Fantasy High: Junior Year
#well i did it#theyre sooooo compelling#WOLF OR-7 IS SO TRACKERBEES IT’S INSANE#in hindsight this was not so much ‘messy lesbians’ as ‘lesbian exes’#but OH WELL#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#fantasy high junior year spoilers#fhjy spoilers#fantasy high#fh#fantasy high spoilers#dimension 20#d20#kristen#kristen applebees#tracker o'shaughnessey#trackerbees#ww#webweaving#uh oh!#spideryna
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What led to this (orufrey comic, cw an uncomfortable/creepy scene)
#witch hat tag#orufrey#er.... i'm too tired to have anything to say..i worked several days on this.#wait.. didn't i say just recently here that i probably wouldn't ever depict 'what if alaira is qifrey's sort-of ex'. What's going on#i don't even remember deciding to draw this..it's all a blur..i'm not sure why i WOULD decide to draw delicate scenes in my head#that i wouldn't really want to share with anyone/discuss so why did i draw it...#some part of me really really wants to draw things that are more and more true to myself...#maybe because of my alienation with most romance/shipping/dynamics the rest of the world depicts.#orufrey really is perfectly suited to me - what i read in the text and what is in my head. well anyway#i am TIRED of drawing poses and angles and..maybe now i will actually take a break from drawing bc of the tediousness of Angles#btw it really is a 'stretch of time' . . . assuming witches graduate age 18-20#well orufrey are canonically 30-ish. they've only had agott around for presumably about TWO years (?) bc she took the test age 10#and it feels like oru moving in/unknown atelier acquisition/building (?) .. i guess that could be a year or so before agott at most#(she was the first disciple) so... ????????? What about the other 7 or so years ?!?!?!!?!?! Unemployed Brimhat Hatred era#that time is very nebulous. after qifrey went to the tower i feel like it's been implied he and oru drifted apart a little.#certainly they didn't live together at first... no way. that doesn't feel like how it is based on things oru has said about becoming Eye#idk. I'm tired now. i don't usually think of alaira as necessarily qifrey's ex and this being how things went in that 'sliver of time'.#i usually prefer the idea that they have their first kiss with each other in their 30s cause That's Just The Orufrey Lifestyle#just felt like making a more relatable alternative view of my own Cai Orufrey Canon one time. btw im a big monoshipper and it hurt a bit#let's leave it there. this is surely the most i've worked on a 'single' art - though now i realise just how much longer the fic took :')
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Newtmas as Scott Pilgram Takes Off!
#Newt is the one in a band#Thomas has 7 evil ex's and is completely oblivious to it#-“Wait I have Ex's ☝😀”#my art#art#fanart#the maze runner#the maze runner thomas#digital art#thomas the maze runner#the maze runner newt#newt the maze runner#tmr#the maze runner fanart#Newtmas#newt x thomas
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Does JD have any different terrible tattoos that he’s embarrassed by? I could see him getting a new shitty tattoo every time he gets drunk with a new partner because he convinces himself that this time is absolutely the time it works out.
Send more asks and I'll give him more tattoos
#trolls#trolls 3#trolls band together#john dory#jd trolls#trolls jd#john dory trolls#anon. you got it#he always thinks this will be it#even after 6 or 7 or 8 exs#he's dumb as hell#but loving
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