#6 hours ago

[beatles-luvr]

i swear this song has a placebo in it. how come i always end up passing out right around

[royalarchivist]

Phil: I still stand by, if I get a snail, I'm gonna fail RP and log out.

Sneeg: I don't think they're gonna give you one just like, unsolicited. Especially 'cuz you've threatened to not play? 🙄

Phil: [Cracks up] I've played these games before! I've done it before, man! I genuinely probably need therapy, but I'm just putting it off! [Laughs]

Sneeg: How do you explain to a therapist that you're attached to an Egg from Minecraft though? 🤨

Phil: Ok, so there's this server, right? And it's ran by my friend, and– It's– brings in people from various different cultures and languages, and then– and then he decided: "Oh, you know what would be really cool to keep people playing? And invested? What if we give them a fcking EGG?"

Phil's Chayanne and Lullah emotes were made by @strawbekka.

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Phil: I still stand by, if I get a snail, I'm gonna fail RP and log out.

Sneeg: I don't think they're gonna give you one–

Phil: Good

Sneeg: –just like, unsolicited. Especially 'cuz you've threatened to not play? 🙄 Um...

Phil: [Cracks up]

Sneeg: I don't think they're... I don't think they're gonna gamble on that.

Phil: I'm not doin' this NPC, like– actor– like, thing on server again! I've played these games before!

Sneeg: [Laughs]

Phil: I've played these g– I've done it before, man! I genuinely probably need therapy, but I'm just putting it off! [Laughs] For- for fckin'–

Sneeg: How do you explain to a therapist that you're attached to an Egg from Minecraft though?

Phil: Ok, so there's this server, right? And it's ran by my friend, and– it's–

Sneeg: [Overlapping with Phil] There's this server– and then there was an Egg, with a glock. [Laughs]

Phil: –Brings in people from various different cultures and languages, and then– and then he decided: "Oh, you know what would be really cool to keep people playing? And invested? What if we give them a fcking EGG?"

Sneeg: Attachment. [Laughs] Attachment to something!

Phil: "What if we give them an Egg that- that has wants and needs? And you need to look after it."

Sneeg: And a personality!

Phil: Yeah, "And a personality, and- [stammers] and quirks and- and–"

Sneeg: [Overlapping with Phil] And its life's in danger, people– things were trying to kill it.

Phil: Yeah. And things keep trying to kill it, and you have to save it, you are its– you are its only s– hope.

Sneeg: If it dies, it's your fault. It's your fault! Your fault. [Laughs]

Phil: [In unison with Sneeg] Your fault! Your entire audience of thousands of people will be PISSED if you don't care! If you don't care, you are a MONSTER!

Sneeg: [Overlapping with Phil] And they're so valid, they're so valid 'cuz it's true.

Phil: [Laugh] Imagine joining my stream, and I'm just like reading a bedtime story to a little Egg.

Sneeg: [Cracks up]

Phil: Like– [Laughs] Like, what a CRAZY way to come back!

Sneeg: "Oh, my favorite vanilla Minecraft streamer Philza Minecraft's on– playing Minecraft today, let's see what he's doing!" [Voice cracks as he tries not to laugh]

Phil: Yeah, "What's- what's Kusump?" [QSMP]

Sneeg: –and you're like: [Leaning into his mic] "Humpty Dumpty." [Laughs]

Phil: "What's Kusump? What's this? Why's he got an Egg, and why is it just holding up a sign that just says 'Food'?"

[l3irdl3rain]

at the end of the day she is just a gamer girl

[repressedgaymer]

"So we’d be playing these concerts, in front of thousands of people, but the only thing I could see was Paul’s face. He was always there next to me – I could always feel his presence. It’s what I remember most about those concerts."

i was thinking about that quote again.... you know the one......

[heartorbit]

i want to know everything that makes you happy! 💫🪐🎇

[ex0toxin]

road trip 🚗💨

jsys week'24, day 4

[coffeeisfortheresponsible]

heard you guys like when i draw morro and nya

i need to be more insane about s5,, it’s my favorite actually and i feel like i don’t talk about that enough

[seawxtch-17]

Y'all ever feel like vomiting

[shizunitis]

Imagine Shizun holding you and Binghe like this

shizun sun nap with his boys........

[eclipsen-smiles]

[they nod.. then look to net.]

We should go. The less time we spend standing around the better.

Do you have some way to get there quickly, or do you need help?

@puppet-strung-moon

Canon Event: Initiated

[Have anything to ask do it in the notes/messages]

[Canon Event: Initiated

Have anything to ask do it in the notes/messages] 

The time has come for Giaterra to enact their plan. Time to set things right again. Time to make dimensions perfect again. Their pupil would join them again and realize the mistake they are making by defying them. Giaterra was a merciful creator and would give their star pupil one last chance to make a choice to come back to them and continue their purpose and realize they are simply being used by a dastardly Bloodmoon. 

They had sent their star pupil’s twin out to be prepared to take the pink haired one to be persuaded into seeing the error of trusting a Bloodmoon. They teleported to where their favorite puppet was resting over by the lake. Their star pupil was standing there with a neutral look on her face “What ever you have come here to persuade of me…I will not ever listen to it. So leave. Now.” Their creation was so precious when they got petulant “Oh come now my star pupil. My favorite puppet. You know this is just a phase. You’ll soon realize running with a Bloodmoon is to soon end in them taking your power for their own. All they care about is destruction and death.” 

Marionette glared at their creator with disappointment and disgust “Is that not what you did Creator. Created me and my brethren to kill and destroy? To wreak havoc on Dimensions you created or had simply pop into existence. All for your fragile need for control and need for perfection. I have taken the lives of many who didn’t deserve to die. For your selfish desires” the god shook their head. They were so disappointed in their creation, so stubborn and not willing to listen or see reason. That Bloodmoon poisoned them and that must be remedied. “I see my precious puppet. That viscous little wretch poisoned your mind but worry not. Once I rid this dimension of it you will come to your senses” Marionette gritted her teeth at that and attempted to grab Giaterra but their creator had left in the blink of an eye. 

She panicked and knew she had to teleport quickly or things would get bad, she couldn’t risk her friends’ lives again. She sounded calm but the dread seeped through as she told everyone via telepathy: 

“My Creator has returned. Vacate anyone from the cabin they can and will exploit against you and RUN. They will not show mercy this time around. Someone will die or lose various limbs. Get Out NOW.” 

She wasn’t going to endanger anyone 

@escapetheslaughters

[randomminty]

Have you drawn anyone from pokemon conquest before? I was just thinking that Oichi would look super cute in your style 👉👈

I LOVE CONQUEST I LOVE OICHI

[excessive-moisture]

going to be making a sequel to arti vs scav chief in 6 hours tomorrow. pray for me

[theriverbeyond]

the fact that pet food perscriptions not only exist but also expire is baffling to me what do you MEAN my online shipment request was denied. do u think i am just feeding my cat very expensive anti stress urinary care food recreationally. to fuel his habit. of peeing in a non-stressed way.

[fizzytoo]

butch pool boy at milf mansion! — pheonix! @minamill's priya and @beebeesiims's artemis's boy toyyyyy

cuuute

[that-guy-sleepy-miles]

Your honor,

They're the cuties ever.

[horsefigureoftheday]

This, too, is centaur