#5tl:meta

[chut-je-dors]

I am so down for a time skip with the 5tl family but im so hoping you still write a chapter about Vera getting her period for the first time. I know you said John and Paul are prepared for it but I can still imagine it being completely chaotic 😂

yeah!! that's my plan actually, to have her period start and then just skip a few years ahead 😂 I think it's gonna be an adventure... no matter how well prepared they think they are mentally, it's still gonna be a bit weird for them, mainly cos they're both men and haven't got personal experience with periods - especially Paul, who's never dated a girl either. but they're gonna do their best in putting their own awkwardness to the side and make sure Vera has smooth sailing...

[chut-je-dors]

I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!! HECK!!!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28299627

I wrote a christmas fic of @chut-je-dors’s fanfic, 5 Thomas Lane!! It’s short but sweet, and I hope you enjoy it!!! Gary Crimble and a Merry Rudolph!!

[chut-je-dors]

Okay but why does the Paul McCartney making mashed potatoes vid make me think of 5TL Paul :o my brain has come to think of it as some inside joke or homevideo they'd do to try and make the kiddos laugh or something like that :P

TRUE!! TRUE THAT IS 5TL PAUL IF IVE SEEN ONE. could be smth like, dave has moved out and has asked how to make that good dish with mashed potatoes and John and Paul are like galaxy brain, WE'LL FILM IT FOR HIM WITH OUR SMARTPHONES HEH HEH WE'RE SMART. altho to be fair Paul's age in the video might respond more to chuck having moved out and he's helpless with these things, a disaster so to speak, so it would fit PERFECTLY

[chut-je-dors]

(Mashed Potato Paul anon) Oh my godd I love that so much *-* except the video would probably be shakier and zooming in and out way too often because John would be trying to be all tech savvy with his phone while he films it 🤣 probably zoomed in as far as it can go on the potatoes while Paul mashes them and such

also there would be laughing from John, bless him 🥺 also when Paul's talking about learning something from Linda, I have a headcanon that in the 5tl!universe Linda has a successful vegetarian cookbook series and Paul has a few and in the books there would be tips and he refers to those as "Linda's tips". he's a nerd

[chut-je-dors]

i just thought of this and i need answers do 5tl j&p fart in front of each other (my guess: yes, followed by "did you just fucking fart")

of course they do? they've been together for 30 years, there's no need to hide. they'll also be completely okay with taking a shit while the other is brushing their teeth in the same room etc. there will be no response to an occasional fart aside from an eye roll if it's a Loud one, and if it happens under the bed cover you will hear an exasperated "Paul!" followed by an amused "Sorry!"

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You doing 5tl stuff? If so, can I request a mountain trip. Maybe they went on a vacation or something for holidays. I'm imagining Paul being miserable and cold and the kids having fun in the snow

hm. i’m not........ sure if there are........ mountains in the uk?

[chut-je-dors]

do j/p and the kids ever bake cakes and stuff together,,,, or more importantly. does it ever END WELL

yes,,,,,,,,,,,, AND NO

[chut-je-dors]

a 5tl ask? 👀👀👀 apart from the cottage, where else do they go on holiday!! you mentioned scotland once! ❤️

i think they’ve gone to france a couple of times, if only because of dave’s ties to the country, as well as paul’s mum and dad like, living the summer over there, so they wouldn’t visited them. it’s easy to go to france from the uk so they’d just pack the car and Go. i don’t see them as a family who goes abroad every year though, since it costs so much and they have the cottage. i’d see them doing trips in the uk. but most of their holiday time is probably spent at the cottage in the end!

[chut-je-dors]

so u know chapter 7 when john has paint on his face. what if john leaves it there on purpose and doesnt clean it up just to get paul to wipe it away (tenderly) for him. food for thought 🐔

Very Good Food For Thought, 10/10, Will Definitely Recommend. Oh Yes.

[chut-je-dors]

🎄: Paul is in charge of stockings every year and spends lots of time finding little presents for everyone

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ ohh I love that idea. also kinda love the thought that John would always slip in small drawings of the family members and the pets

[chut-je-dors]

@5 thomas lane  this family just doesn’t catch a fuckin break ghfkjghfg

[chut-je-dors]

🎄: Everyone in the McCartney-Lennon family wears matching pajamas and takes a Christmas picture

jesus I don't think my eyes would stand that. pretty sure Paul would be advocating for it because he's a fucking troll and Evil, and John will be okay with it because he is just that chaotic. chuck loves it. vera is kinda on the border of finding it pointless. dave wants to die

[chut-je-dors]

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The Paul/John/Ringo/George group chat is named “wine dads” alsfjslfjlsn incredible

one of my favourite scenes i’ve ever written is the one where they’re sitting on the cottage yard and sip imported wine from these

so it’s an accurate name i think, hahah

[chut-je-dors]

"i want another one" "paul.." "you'll order another bear n o w" "are you serious" "im so serious. and you better keep her SAFE" 🐔🐔🐔

he orders this one instead

paul screams.

[chut-je-dors]

i love your headcanons!!!! also the one about chuck playing the cello is absolutely canon?? he plays a child-sized cello so it’s not a full body instrument yet, but it’s still like bigger than him. and dave is definitely gonna have to drive him to practices when he’s got his driving licence in a few years. and yup vera will definitely be all fire on stage. she’s got the temperament for that, hahah