My boss: Alright, Monday will be your first shift alone as a shift lead!
Me: Cool! Is it the shift I'm familiar with and have worked as long as I've been here?
Boss: Nope!
Me: ... Okay, but will I at least be working with people I've worked with before, or even met?
Boss: Not at all!
Me: Alright. So uh... Are you going to tell me what the duties are for this shift?
Boss: No! You can learn on the job!
Me: So... How do you expect me to effectively run this shift?
Boss: Figure it out! But just so you know, if you mess anything up then I will express my extreme disappointment the next day.
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