#5.000 10.000

[elsboom]

I would pay good money to see Sifan Hassan do stand-up. "I am a strange lady" "she's always so dramatic" "I really don't care whether it's bronze or silver" "I've never done a marathon at the Olympics and I thought I might as well try". She's so fucking funny, I can't.

[thereadyset]

Some Sort Of Cosmic Joke by morganya

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Bandom

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Travis McCoy, Gabe Saporta

Additional Tags: Drug Use, Addiction, Vomiting, Self-Destruction

Series: Part 1 of Joke-verse

Summary:

After the band, Gabe unravels.

My commentary: this might be my favourite fic, or pretty high up there. i've reread it tens of times and still can never muster up the right words to express everything it makes me feel. my heart aches so much for/with gabe. it's cobra breaking up that sets it all off but it's not really the sort of immediate everything comes crashing down sort of pain, y'know? it sorta is but... it doesn't feel like it, i guess. anyways, travie!!! absolute angel, with the unwavering support and comfort and aAAaAAAAGHHAHHDGHSJFDSGHKJFDSH *squees and flails* i'm so softttt

[countingstars-17]

FIA penalty system is a joke because for them:

saying "fuck" = 10.000 € fine

changing the tyre pressure before the race = 5.000 € fine

[purpleguitar]

so i have an impossible amount of work to be done this week and might just disappear for periods of time, don't worry, it's just the grad school is kicking my ass

[shipperoftooncouples]

Ships you CAN'T avoid when enter on the marvel's fandom:

•Stony (+40.000 works on ao3)

•Spideypool (+10.000 works on ao3)

•Lokius (+5.000 works on ao3)

•Symbrock (+4.000 works on ao3)

[lights-out-away-we-go]

Charles fine is 10.000€, which he will get half of it back. And 5.000€ in millionaire language is 2€.

So Charles was fined 2€

[badolmen]

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[nctinkverse]

Promissa Redux

Pairing: jaehyun x f. reader

Genre: mature, smut, angst, fluff, minors dni.

Preview and plot warnings (I will update as I go): dad Jaehyun, pregnancy, MC is a mom, mature, slow burn, excessive angst, abundant plot, and probably way too much dialogue, exes to lovers, Jaehyun 's family is in this (at least as I imagine they might be), a lot of intimacy, explicit content, swearing, alcohol consumption, mention of exes, heavy make-out session and annoying co-workers.

WC Preview: 1000

WC Total: Not sure, probably it will be 5.000 - 10.000?

Chapter 1 - Shattered promises & Broken vows. Chapter 2 - Valentines Day.

Chapter 3 - One call away is not close enough.

SYNOPSIS: Most of the fairy tales and romance novels, it all seems perfect after the happily ever after. But what if some stories started at the end?

Well not the end per se, nobody was dying.

But you always questioned, do princess get a divorce?

Do female main characters give up the man they fought to love after so many chapters?

At 32 years of age, divorced, mom to an incredible 5-year-old girl who was the greatest thing you and the love of your life ever did, you thought again about the same questions you had when you were 14 and your parents got divorced.

Jung was your last name for 2 years, Mrs. Jung was your title and you loved it, he was sweet, loving, an amazing father and so good to you in bed that you never forgot truly what it felt like to be loved by him.

Your story stated way past the end, the not so happily ever after.

It didn’t have many twists and turns like a superhero movie that keeps you hanging at the edge of your seat for the next plot twist.

In your mind, life was already full of uncertainties, hard decisions, mistakes and paying the price for choosing paths.

Life itself was already hard enough without the responsibilities of superpowers.

So how you ended up thinking about all that again at 32 years old, while holding an engagement ring box you found on your lover’s pocket while picking it up of the floor, it was something you will have to find the answers, probably soon.

------------------------Preview----------------------------------------

You were fast asleep when the phone rang. The name on the screen making you jump, why is he calling at this hour? This can’t be a good thing.

Immediately you laid your back on the headboard and answered the call.

"Hi."

"Jaehyun, is something wrong?"

"Oh, no…" You let out a relieved breath, being half asleep making you grumpy.

"Good lord, Jaehyun, it's 4 a.m!" You said, raising your voice a little.

"Oh shoot… um sorry… I didn’t check for the time zones. I should have called another –

You interrupted his rambling. He’s not usually someone to call, he could just spill so you can go back to sleep.

"Jae, spill, what’s the gossip, huh?"

He let out a little laugh since the gossip joke was an old one between you two.

"No gossip, but I do have something."

"Clearly, it's something good or you wouldn’t be calling on impulse, spill, Jaehyun."

"Yeah right…" He hesitated a bit, his telltale sign usually being him coughing even though there was nothing wrong with his voice. "I got sent this script for this movie, they want me as the main male character..." He hesitated again, which made you ask.

"Jaehyun, what did you do?"

"I sent a copy of the script to your mailbox."

You could feel your sleepiness going away as you scolded him.

"Jaehyun, are you nuts? You can’t ship stuff like this in the mail! What if it gets –"

"It got delivered today." He interrupted, making you stop your thinking.

Scrambling for a thought since he didn’t elaborate, you asked.

"What the hell am I supposed to do with it?! I’m not a male actor, Jung."

"Read, dummy, read."

"And do what?"

"Tell me if you want it."

You opened your mouth to be obnoxious, pointing out the obvious, but Jaehyun must have listened to your 'I’m about to give you an earful' breath and went first.

"Listen, it’s an amazing script, just like the ones you used to want to work on. There’s an opening for a cinematographer, and I know you’re a hell of a good one, so if you want, it’s yours." He said in one breath, probably afraid you would interrupt again.

But from all he said, this part really got you confused.

"What do you mean it’s mine?"

"I showed the director your profile and portfolio, and he said yes."

"Fuck, Jaehyun." You didn’t know what to say since he was never one to interfere in your personal life since the D word.

"You’re sleepy, and I know how grumpy you can be at this hour, so… I still have to tell you two more things, the job is in the states, probably 3-4 months of filming, and I am supposed to give an answer on the male character in 48 hours. We would have to work together, and we would probably have to strike a deal with my parents since we can’t pull Junnie out of school, so…"

You understood what he said, but you needed at least a cup of coffee to process it. But before you could say anything, he went off again.

"I can give it up if you want." He said almost like a whisper.

"Give what up?"

"The character."

"You didn’t like it?"

"No, but –

You interrupted again.

"So, if you do like it, why would you give it up?" It made no sense to you.

"For you –"

It still didn’t make sense why he would give it up.

"Give it up for ME?"

"I like it, Y/N, but this script has you written all over it… and I don’t want to make you uncomfortable by being there."

Now you got him, yet he was about the last person in this world who could make you uncomfortable.

"Yuno…" You said in a softer tone.

You heard his breath and a soft "yeah?"

"I don’t hate you." You stated in your most soft yet firm tone, it was one of the things he must not forget about you two.

"I know, Y/N, I know."

"I am going to read it and think about what you said, ok? Don’t do anything hasty."

"Ok, I will let you go back to sleep."

"I’m not sleeping after all this, you know right?" You said, letting out a small huff.

"I know."

"What I am about to do is getting up, making some coffee and grabbing the script out of my mailbox, does it sound good to you?" You were being just a bit playful.

"It does, love."

That word made you warm like butter melting on a frying pan. Still, that wasn’t something out of the ordinary for him to call you. So, you let it slide.

"Well, for sure it’s better than staying in bed tossing and turning."

He let out a small giggle, he knew you were one of those to fight a lot with your bed at night.

"Good morning, love."

"Good afternoon to you?" You didn’t know what timezone he was on, so you tried.

"Try again." He said with a smiling voice.

"Good night!" You said like you had guessed the lottery numbers.

He let out a giggle sound and said, "Give little Nari 1000 kisses from me, will you?

"Why just a thousand?" You said with a little pout. You could hear his playful tone.

"Don’t you know our daughter? She might ask for in real life a thousand kisses; since you are the closest parent, you might fall victim to it, so I think that’s a great number for kisses."

You both giggled, Jung Nari, the lily to our garden, was at that phase where hyperboles would be a tough concept for her to grasp.

"Ok, fine." You agreed still giggling.

"I will call… stay safe."

"You too, Jaehyun."

"Bye."

"Bye."

And the line went silent.

[the0maski]

Little thoughts and feelings about Update Dawn part 9| part 3

You cannot tell me, that his eyes didn’t showed the windows blue screen of death at exactly that moment. He really can’t handle attention, Twi would feel probably very uncomfortable turning someone down, more so because he knows how it hurts. Yet I think he really is the type of guy who needs a deep friendship level first, before he falls in love with a person.

Both of them are so happy to see each other! Epona immediately turning her head once she sees him, and Twilight moods going to maximum happiness! The first thing he dose is price her, so cute.

Warriors comment just solidifies that Twilight wasn’t comfortable when he asked who the lady was.

Game reference my beloved!!! Not hard to explain, if you can jump down from somewhere you jump, easy!

(Wind does a classic roll?

Legend and Hyrule just jump down)

Warriors…he’s trying way too hard.

I think this is also a reference to Hyrule Warriors being a complete different type of Zelda-game.

From the creator of Wind gets push out of the way by Dink and Those who get lost together stay together Wild and Hyrule! We get now, a brand new running gag: Of course you’re rich Wars, and I am the King of Hyrule!

Legend has a point…but I wouldn’t say that Time keeps the ranch income…he isn’t the owner of Lon Lon, since he married Malon. All the money goes to his wife, and I even say Time takes just what he finds in dungeons, and or demands necessary. I doubt he has a lot of rupees with him.

(Wanna know who is the poorest Link?

Warriors: 9.999,999 (≈10.000,000)

Wild: 999.999 (≈1000.000)

Twilight: 9.999 (≈10.000)

Sky: 9.999 (≈ 10.000)

Legend: 9.999 (≈ 10.000) from ALbW

If we take all his LU canon games:

ALttP: 999 (≈1.000)

OoA: 999 (≈1.000)

OoS: 999 (≈1.000)

LA: 999 (≈1.000)

Total: 13.995 (≈14.000)

Wind: 9.999 (≈ 10.000) from PH

If we take all his LU canon games:

WW: 5.000

Total: 14.999 (≈15.000)

Four: 999 (≈ 1.000) from MC

+ all his LU canon games:

FS: 99.999 (≈ 100.000)

Total: 100.998 (≈ 101.000)

Time: 500 from Oot

+ all his LU canon games:

MM: 500

Total: 1.000

Hyrule: 255 from TloZ

In conclusion Hyrule is the poorest! If there are some mistakes pls tell me, because I’m doing this in the middle of the night with half my brain working…)

Wild is so proud of his sword, look at that smile! He really there saying: »Four and the others made me this sword! Look! Isn’t it amazingly made?«

Four knows his craft!

Wind also getting acknowledged with Wild’s comment is so sweet.

Really looking forward to this! How their will organize and team up to take The Shadow down!

Ending this arc with Four.

Till the next arc! Stay hydrated

[satureja13]

If you like you can add in the comments below how many years it took you 👩‍💻

[historyforfuture]

⭕️ A daily update for the Israeli ongoing aggression on Gaza– September 25

Day 355 of the Israeli genocidal war

 

The aggression on Gaza:

o The death & injured toll:

▪ The Palestinian death toll from the ongoing Israeli aggression has exceeded 41.495, of which 75% are children, women and elderly people. (+16.795 children &11.378 women).

▪ More than 10.000 Palestinians are still under the rubble of the destroyed homes including over 5.000 children.

▪ The number of injured people has exceeded 96.006 most of them children and women according to the Health Ministry.

▪ More than 3.640 massacres against Palestinian families by bombing their homes while they were still inside.

▪ Over 17,000 children in Gaza lost their parents or at least one of them.

▪ 36 children across the Gaza Strip, especially in the northern areas, died as a result of malnutrition and dehydration amid growing famine.

▪ At least 54 Palestinian detainees died in Israeli jails under systematic torture and deliberate medical negligence since October 7.

▪ The Government Media Office said on May 1 that the losses and destruction from the ongoing Israeli aggression on Gaza exceeds $33 billion.

▪ 130 mass graves have been discovered across the Gaza Strip until May 1, according the Euro-Med rights group. 7 mass graves were found in three hospitals across Gaza containing over 520 bodies of martyrs including children and women, according the Health Ministry.

▪ The death toll among Palestinians includes (1) 471 peoplekilled in the massacre of bombing the Al-Ahli Baptist Hospital on October 17, (2) over 85 members of the civil defense rescue teams killed while on duty, (3) at least 885medical staff and (4) 212 UNRWA staff killed by the Israeli occupation army.

Official website -Hamas movement

[figkeele]

Miles/Peter Anniversary Event

To celebrate the upcoming 1st anniversary of Insomniac's Spider-Man 2, I invite you to join the Miles/Peter Anniversary Event! Write fic or make art about our two favorite boys, using our prompts, and then flood the ship tag on October 20th!

SIGN-UP | AO3 COLLECTION

How does this work? What is this exactly?

The goal is to write a minimum of 10.000 words long fic (or make art), using at least one prompt from the list below, and then post it on October 20th, on the anniversary of the game's release.

You sign up (an easy and painless process) just to let me know you're interested, and you can start working on your amazing fanwork!

What is the minimum word count?

10.000 words, there is no maximum word count. Or you can split that word count between two fics, and using two prompts write 2 pieces of 5.000 words long fics.

Art has no minimum limit, but it should be more than a sketch.

What is the schedule?

Sign-up: April 17th-October 19th Posting: October 20th

Show me the prompt list!

THE AUS:

fairytale AU

high school AU

soulmate AU

vampire AU

fusion with your choice of fandom

THE TROPES:

fake dating

truth serum/sex pollen

amnesia

time travel/time loop

hanahaki

WHAT IF...:

what if Miles gets bitten first instead of Peter

what if Miles doesn't reveal his powers to Peter at the end of SM1

what if Peter turns Venom

what if Miles gets the symbiote

what if Peter doesn't get fired on the first day of teaching

😉:

spider pheromones

Miles is the 1048!Gwen variant

Miles is Black Cat

in every universe Peter/Miles is meant to be (meeting variants)

people ship Peter/Miles in-universe

[trees-ofwire]

Gpda did the right thing, honestly £10.000 for swearing in a press conference (or no fine???) then only £5.000 for doing an extra formation lap.

That shit wasn’t adding up 🤔🤔🤔

Also what do you do with their money huh?? 🤨🤨🤨🤨

[pajjorimre]

Kaptam, mert erről beszéltünk pont egy nappal ez előtt és mondtam hogy látom, ahogy otthon mindenkinek a kezéből folyik ki a pénz. Az ismeretségi köröm is folyanatosan vesz VALAMIT/BÁRMIT, 1.000-5.000-10.000 Forintok repülnek naponta, hetente többször, az indoklást is meghallgatom mellé. Bármit, de folyamatosan vásárolnak. Már szinte mindegy mit, naponta mennek a Lidlbe, csak vehessenek valamit, a webshopok kaszálnak, az emberek meg sírbak hogy nincs pénzük. 3 hét alatt 150k-t szór el faszságra (panaszkodik a drágaság miatt, de új függöny pont most kell az egész lakásba 120+varrónőért, februárban, mikor a segge kilóg a nadrágból az ünnepek után) és csodálkoznak.

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[royreadstarot]

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[polldermodel]

Nog een hyperspecifieke poll dan.

- je bent geboren op sterfdag van een opa of oma

- je hebt een pigmentvlek in de vorm van een letter

- op de middelbare school minstens een jaar van zowel havo, als vwo als vmbo gedaan

- 2 stief-siblings met dezelfde naam

- wakker geworden uit narcose tijdens een operatie (raad ik je niet aan trouwens)

- al meer dan 5 jaar niet gezwommen

- nog geen covid gehad want ik draag altijd een masker

- tussen 5.000 en 10.000 gewonnen in een loterij

- qua beroep geworden wat je als kind al wilde worden

- je achternaam is een beroep maar niet het beroep dat je doet (bijvoorbeeld je heet Bakker maar bent schilder)