#4kg

[ayy-junipei]

How many braincells does your lovely furry beast has?

Nugget looks like she's smart but really she's dumb as a bag of wet mice. Her talents is catching flies, jumping places, and not pissing herself because she mistook me opening a Dr Peppy for another cat

[rogdona]

the icecream was awesome btw.........

[sinisxtea]

kpop “stans” try not to fat shame, be xenophobic, and care about the personal lives of idols challenge

also the fact that people are still saying that he’s taking off because he’s getting plastic surgery. are you stupid ???????

[snarling-mimic]

huldufólk by jackaling. A 5-print Coatl M custom. (auction thread)

[bibleofficial]

this is so ???

[owleics-fr]

Currently taunting myself by having the red footed akirbeak ah page open despite being several thousand gems short of buying one

[terresdebrume]

Body update: it turns out that after about a year (ish) of trying to eat more healthily and avoiding fast food, my body cannot handle some of the meals I used to enjoy anymore

I had a burger last week at DND and was sick, and I thought it was bc the burger particularly greasy, but then when I ordered from my usual place today (less horrendously greasy but still, you know, a fast food burger) I actually kinda stopped enjoying it three bites in and had to put in some effort to finish it x)

Oh well

[c4tto626]

in bed with a cute boy in my lap 😏 (my cat fell asleep on me)

[slavicafire]

I wish at least one saturday I could sleep in instead of getting woken up by Urwis around 6am just because that's the time he wakes up for cuddles. and he needs you awake for that, and you absolutely must pay attention.

he starts slow and delicate, trying to be sweet - just sniffs your forehead, gives you a tiny little lick, huffs air around you and tickles your nose with his whiskers.

but he's also himself so he gets impatient really fast, and if you're not awake and scratching his tummy at this point, he starts wailing like a siren spitting into your face and puts his entire upset weight into headbutting you repeatedly. until you wake up.

by which point he just quickly plops down, starts kneading the blanket and purring. and it's not like you can be mad.

[ricciaryoyo]

This is why i love David Malukas

[puphoods]

its so crazy how the FR economy is so fucking bad it takes a million billion years to buy a single gene

[ierotits]

oh good news btw, I've gained 4kg in the last few weeks!!!!!

[barbieyaga]

I get really nervous about letting the cats go under the covers just because of the shear weight that is all my blankets since I need to be crushed to sleep but apparently possum feels the same way she'll crawl under and then get annoyed when I use my knees to make a tent for her like NO she wants to have heavy blankey

[finrays]

Starting a big project…

Should I color the pupils black, silver, or leave them be?

[simplybybea]

So tonight I am just sitting there, watching Voyager and minding my own business when my cat gets the zoomies. That's fine. Normal even.

What is not normal or fine is she was zooming around the top of the bookshelves, fucking missed a jump and instead launched herself claws first onto my forehead. So I now have to go to work tomorrow with a thick cat-claw mark from the middle of my hairline to the middle of my eyebrows. It's been a little while so it no longer looked like an angry cut but yep. that bloody happened.

My cat tried to bisect my damn face.

Get a cat they said, it'll be fun they said.

[jorjin]

Rly pisses me of when people say I need to "take more risks" financially by investing or some shit like that because "boo hoo we're not getting retirement in the future". Like yeah you piece of shit, I know I'll work to death, but I also know investing in the exact thing that's keeping me from owning a house (which is, stocks in hedge funds and housing vultures) is foolish as hell if I TRULY believe I can buy a home.

Also: have you considered the possibility of the stock market crashing and losing everything. Because I did. Because my family has gone through extreme hardships where we barely escaped homelessness thrice now.