#4998 words because the limit was 5000 and i live on the edgd

[brenna]

if one thirst trap isn't enough to get you interested, just know I've written a few others in there, too. 👀

throwing a few tags here for good measure:

@transomensevents @goodomensafterdark

and a few people I think would like it:

@foolishlovers @genderqueer-hippie @waitingtobebroken @sodacowboy @ominoushominid @ineffabildaddy

@kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon

“Thirst trap?”

“You know,” Anathema says, leaning in. “A sexy pic, meant to get the attention of your followers.” She clears her throat. ”Or maybe one particular follower.”

“I see,” he says, hoping he sounds casual.

“You should slide into their DMs,” Anathema adds.

Aziraphale’s jaw hangs open as he considers everything his friends are saying. Thankfully, he knows what DMs are, and he uses context clues to discern what sliding into them would entail.

Not a Thirst Trap But an Oasis by @scullyphile for the Trans Omens Minibang.

I worked with Scully on this cute story of reconnection thanks to the occasionally helpful medium of Instagram, friendly meddling, and willingness to let your friends take a picture of your butt. Click through and read to see the whole story and the thirst trap Aziraphale is responding to...